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ProgrammerDadJokes | lukaseder | ocvi6r | <|soss|><|sot|>What did they ask the tattoo artist to do during the job interview?<|eot|><|sost|>Reverse an inked list<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | king_apu98 | h3wu6vf | <|soss|><|sot|>What did they ask the tattoo artist to do during the job interview?<|eot|><|sost|>Reverse an inked list<|eost|><|sor|>Even for dad jokes ... That's bad<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chicksOut | dps29u | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the return type of the ghost protocol?<|eot|><|sost|>A BoOoOoO-L<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | II-WalkerGer-II | f5xynon | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the return type of the ghost protocol?<|eot|><|sost|>A BoOoOoO-L<|eost|><|sor|>Happy Halloween!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chicksOut | f5xyr54 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the return type of the ghost protocol?<|eot|><|sost|>A BoOoOoO-L<|eost|><|sor|>Happy Halloween!<|eor|><|soopr|>Happy halloween to you too!<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | abeth | f5z6pdx | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the return type of the ghost protocol?<|eot|><|sost|>A BoOoOoO-L<|eost|><|sor|>Happy Halloween!<|eor|><|sor|>Merry Christmas!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoogleIsYourFrenemy | f5zftwc | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the return type of the ghost protocol?<|eot|><|sost|>A BoOoOoO-L<|eost|><|sor|>Happy Halloween!<|eor|><|sor|>Merry Christmas!<|eor|><|sor|>DEC("25") = OCT("31")<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jujuchubbs | f601msg | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the return type of the ghost protocol?<|eot|><|sost|>A BoOoOoO-L<|eost|><|sor|>Dammit that was pretty good<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | StarkillerX42 | al5bci | <|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend asked me what a Monte Carlo simulation was<|eot|><|sost|>I said I didn't know, but perhaps if she tried a bunch of random things, she'd figure it out<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 208 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iopq | efaza4f | <|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend asked me what a Monte Carlo simulation was<|eot|><|sost|>I said I didn't know, but perhaps if she tried a bunch of random things, she'd figure it out<|eost|><|sor|>I wouldn't bet on it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | northrupthebandgeek | efc13kj | <|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend asked me what a Monte Carlo simulation was<|eot|><|sost|>I said I didn't know, but perhaps if she tried a bunch of random things, she'd figure it out<|eost|><|sor|>I wouldn't bet on it<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like a bit of a gamble.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TorTheMentor | agu4ek | <|soss|><|sot|>-rw-rw-rw-<|eot|><|sost|>The permissions of The Beast.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 208 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Silvarum | ee96l6y | <|soss|><|sot|>-rw-rw-rw-<|eot|><|sost|>The permissions of The Beast.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Special file character. And The Beast doesn't need any special treatment!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jvanbruegge | ee9jdpn | <|soss|><|sot|>-rw-rw-rw-<|eot|><|sost|>The permissions of The Beast.<|eost|><|sor|>666 isn't evil, it's ...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | justcrazytalk | ee959fl | <|soss|><|sot|>-rw-rw-rw-<|eot|><|sost|>The permissions of The Beast.<|eost|><|sor|>Thats a really good one. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mister_magic | ee9rl6t | <|soss|><|sot|>-rw-rw-rw-<|eot|><|sost|>The permissions of The Beast.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Or U can't execute The Beast?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | docolafson | 7gh82j | <|soss|><|sot|>What does the father play with his son?<|eot|><|sost|>Try Catch<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GamerLeFay | dqjdyfq | <|soss|><|sot|>What does the father play with his son?<|eot|><|sost|>Try Catch<|eost|><|sor|>[Relevant xkcd](http://xkcd.com/1188)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | xl28p2 | <|soss|><|sot|>As an amateur musician, I prefer n^2 algorithms.<|eot|><|sost|>Well, anything that can be run in [for-for](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_signature) time.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 205 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Shadowfire_EW | iphgcf7 | <|soss|><|sot|>As an amateur musician, I prefer n^2 algorithms.<|eot|><|sost|>Well, anything that can be run in [for-for](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_signature) time.<|eost|><|sor|>What's the relation between n^2 and four-four time?<|eor|><|sor|>It sucks to need to explain the joke but here: N^2 is usually found... | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dyingpie1 | iphggov | <|soss|><|sot|>As an amateur musician, I prefer n^2 algorithms.<|eot|><|sost|>Well, anything that can be run in [for-for](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_signature) time.<|eost|><|sor|>What's the relation between n^2 and four-four time?<|eor|><|sor|>It sucks to need to explain the joke but here: N^2 is usually found... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | iphbkkw | <|soss|><|sot|>As an amateur musician, I prefer n^2 algorithms.<|eot|><|sost|>Well, anything that can be run in [for-for](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_signature) time.<|eost|><|sor|>Love this<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dyingpie1 | iphdfjg | <|soss|><|sot|>As an amateur musician, I prefer n^2 algorithms.<|eot|><|sost|>Well, anything that can be run in [for-for](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_signature) time.<|eost|><|sor|>What's the relation between n^2 and four-four time?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ososalsosal | ipj9j6l | <|soss|><|sot|>As an amateur musician, I prefer n^2 algorithms.<|eot|><|sost|>Well, anything that can be run in [for-for](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_signature) time.<|eost|><|sor|>as an experienced musician but an amateur programmer i got it but i didnt get it lmao<|eor|><|sor|>Big O refers to time complexity. ... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Shadowfire_EW | iphgzyw | <|soss|><|sot|>As an amateur musician, I prefer n^2 algorithms.<|eot|><|sost|>Well, anything that can be run in [for-for](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_signature) time.<|eost|><|sor|>What's the relation between n^2 and four-four time?<|eor|><|sor|>It sucks to need to explain the joke but here: N^2 is usually found... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dyingpie1 | iphh6nz | <|soss|><|sot|>As an amateur musician, I prefer n^2 algorithms.<|eot|><|sost|>Well, anything that can be run in [for-for](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_signature) time.<|eost|><|sor|>What's the relation between n^2 and four-four time?<|eor|><|sor|>It sucks to need to explain the joke but here: N^2 is usually found... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | codeIMperfect | rn838v | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you convert C code to HolyC?<|eot|><|sost|>You debug the hell out of it.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 209 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fragglet | hpqr3pz | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you convert C code to HolyC?<|eot|><|sost|>You debug the hell out of it.<|eost|><|sor|>Make sure you convert the code to run in 640x480x16 colors like God intended<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ziekekip | hpr3jth | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you convert C code to HolyC?<|eot|><|sost|>You debug the hell out of it.<|eost|><|sor|>Rip Terry Davis<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Frofire | hpsbe5c | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you convert C code to HolyC?<|eot|><|sost|>You debug the hell out of it.<|eost|><|sor|>"the power of Jesus compiles you"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | codeIMperfect | hpugkwn | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you convert C code to HolyC?<|eot|><|sost|>You debug the hell out of it.<|eost|><|sor|>You'll need a young priest and an old priest.<|eor|><|soopr|> priest() = new priest();<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Fit-Order-9468 | mc8fkw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are python developers racist?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're always using white spaces<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 205 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Allineas | gs236ft | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are python developers racist?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're always using white spaces<|eost|><|sor|>Not in Dark Mode though.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | riisen | gs3cxp8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are python developers racist?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're always using white spaces<|eost|><|sor|>Not in Dark Mode though.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't it just as racist to use just dark spaces?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | theanav | gs4p4fi | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are python developers racist?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're always using white spaces<|eost|><|sor|>Not in Dark Mode though.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't it just as racist to use just dark spaces?<|eor|><|sor|>In that case:
Step 1: Take/make a n extremely customizable editor.
Step 2: Take/make a theme, which... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dragenby | gs5hgxg | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are python developers racist?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're always using white spaces<|eost|><|sor|>Just the word "white" doesn't make something racist.
Or am I missing something?<|eor|><|sor|>"White space" would mean a space for only white people. (Space like a place)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | mb1f74 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was the gal who was good at spotting Python bugs always broke?<|eot|><|sost|>Because she was constantly picking up other people's tabs<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | guk360 | <|soss|><|sot|>voices in her head tell her to install Linux...<|eot|><|sost|>...oh, Joan of Arch<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 206 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | legaCypowers | fsjmpic | <|soss|><|sot|>voices in her head tell her to install Linux...<|eot|><|sost|>...oh, Joan of Arch<|eost|><|sor|>She will install by USB so no burn is required.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ahumannamedtim | fsj6dua | <|soss|><|sot|>voices in her head tell her to install Linux...<|eot|><|sost|>...oh, Joan of Arch<|eost|><|sor|>I'm stupid and wooshed. I humbly ask if anyone can help me out and explain the joke to my dumb ass.<|eor|><|sor|>Arch is a distro of Linux.<|eor|><|sor|>I know arch, but I dont know the other thing<|eor|><|sor... | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ahumannamedtim | fsixe9z | <|soss|><|sot|>voices in her head tell her to install Linux...<|eot|><|sost|>...oh, Joan of Arch<|eost|><|sor|>I'm stupid and wooshed. I humbly ask if anyone can help me out and explain the joke to my dumb ass.<|eor|><|sor|>Arch is a distro of Linux.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | new_line_17 | fsixgg4 | <|soss|><|sot|>voices in her head tell her to install Linux...<|eot|><|sost|>...oh, Joan of Arch<|eost|><|sor|>Brilliant!!!!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MsPenguinette | fsix5yl | <|soss|><|sot|>voices in her head tell her to install Linux...<|eot|><|sost|>...oh, Joan of Arch<|eost|><|sor|>I'm stupid and wooshed. I humbly ask if anyone can help me out and explain the joke to my dumb ass.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | heisluft | fsj65tu | <|soss|><|sot|>voices in her head tell her to install Linux...<|eot|><|sost|>...oh, Joan of Arch<|eost|><|sor|>I'm stupid and wooshed. I humbly ask if anyone can help me out and explain the joke to my dumb ass.<|eor|><|sor|>Arch is a distro of Linux.<|eor|><|sor|>I know arch, but I dont know the other thing<|eor|><|eos... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | heisluft | fskglqd | <|soss|><|sot|>voices in her head tell her to install Linux...<|eot|><|sost|>...oh, Joan of Arch<|eost|><|sor|>I'm stupid and wooshed. I humbly ask if anyone can help me out and explain the joke to my dumb ass.<|eor|><|sor|>Arch is a distro of Linux.<|eor|><|sor|>I know arch, but I dont know the other thing<|eor|><|sor... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Noremacam | fsmipzh | <|soss|><|sot|>voices in her head tell her to install Linux...<|eot|><|sost|>...oh, Joan of Arch<|eost|><|sor|>She will install by USB so no burn is required.<|eor|><|sor|>Ehh, gonna burn anyways.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fortyeightD | z7jmzj | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear that the POS system crashed at every KFC store?<|eot|><|sost|>Apparently it was a Colonel panic.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 205 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | v0idf1sh | iy73kwo | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear that the POS system crashed at every KFC store?<|eot|><|sost|>Apparently it was a Colonel panic.<|eost|><|sor|>It was a real POS<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AFew10_9TooMany | iy74ua4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear that the POS system crashed at every KFC store?<|eot|><|sost|>Apparently it was a Colonel panic.<|eost|><|sor|>Didnt even have P2P* ~~encryption~~ in-crispy-on
*^(Platter to Plate)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ckinz16 | iy782if | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear that the POS system crashed at every KFC store?<|eot|><|sost|>Apparently it was a Colonel panic.<|eost|><|sor|>I h8 u
Good one<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HeR9TBmmc8Tx6CFXbaQb | iy8hn5x | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear that the POS system crashed at every KFC store?<|eot|><|sost|>Apparently it was a Colonel panic.<|eost|><|sor|>It was a real POS<|eor|><|sor|>> Piece of shicken<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | r156ig | <|soss|><|sot|>This code smell's a bit iffy...<|eot|><|sost|> if (...)
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.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 205 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jerdle_reddit | hlxbocn | <|soss|><|sot|>This code smell's a bit iffy...<|eot|><|sost|> if (...)
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.<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kiblerdude | hlyofyn | <|soss|><|sot|>This code smell's a bit iffy...<|eot|><|sost|> if (...)
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.<|eost|><|sor|>AI?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | k6q853 | <|soss|><|sot|>If Javascript had a kid, what will be it's name?<|eot|><|sost|>J-son<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 203 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | abeth | genea0w | <|soss|><|sot|>If Javascript had a kid, what will be it's name?<|eot|><|sost|>J-son<|eost|><|sor|>My favorite aspect of this is the implication of the existence of a JDAUGHTER.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zarqie | geoin6v | <|soss|><|sot|>If Javascript had a kid, what will be it's name?<|eot|><|sost|>J-son<|eost|><|sor|>My favorite aspect of this is the implication of the existence of a JDAUGHTER.<|eor|><|sor|>There is a JBOSS too. How far would it go?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Pitiful-Waltz | geojzsp | <|soss|><|sot|>If Javascript had a kid, what will be it's name?<|eot|><|sost|>J-son<|eost|><|sor|>Java script kiddie<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | renderererer | geoxl5b | <|soss|><|sot|>If Javascript had a kid, what will be it's name?<|eot|><|sost|>J-son<|eost|><|sor|>J pop<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Earhacker | geonelj | <|soss|><|sot|>If Javascript had a kid, what will be it's name?<|eot|><|sost|>J-son<|eost|><|sor|>My favorite aspect of this is the implication of the existence of a JDAUGHTER.<|eor|><|sor|>And a JWIFE<|eor|><|sor|>And a JDOG<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Siggi_pop | gepjvqz | <|soss|><|sot|>If Javascript had a kid, what will be it's name?<|eot|><|sost|>J-son<|eost|><|sor|>Excuse me, but I asked JavaScript and the response was <!DOCTYPE html>, as in document.firstChild -> <!DOCTYPE html><|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AshRe101 | geocpzz | <|soss|><|sot|>If Javascript had a kid, what will be it's name?<|eot|><|sost|>J-son<|eost|><|sor|>Laughs in python<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cobarso | k2j62s | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the scrum master's spirit animal?<|eot|><|sost|>The Jiraffe.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cyberskeleton | gdwtkvo | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the scrum master's spirit animal?<|eot|><|sost|>The Jiraffe.<|eost|><|sor|>cool Story.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | doktorstrange7 | gdwktlw | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the scrum master's spirit animal?<|eot|><|sost|>The Jiraffe.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is Epic<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Wazutiman | gdut4l7 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the scrum master's spirit animal?<|eot|><|sost|>The Jiraffe.<|eost|><|sor|>I was expecting it to be about pigs and chickens.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HiddenLayer5 | c4rzwf | <|soss|><|sot|>I hacked my friend's computer.<|eot|><|sost|>The thing didn't stand a chance against my axe.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 206 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ComputerSystemsProf | eryce31 | <|soss|><|sot|>I hacked my friend's computer.<|eot|><|sost|>The thing didn't stand a chance against my axe.<|eost|><|sor|>Physical security, man. :)
I guess this would count as denial of service...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hi_im_sefron | eryhitr | <|soss|><|sot|>I hacked my friend's computer.<|eot|><|sost|>The thing didn't stand a chance against my axe.<|eost|><|sor|>Insert LOTR reference<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pekkhum | erywdf1 | <|soss|><|sot|>I hacked my friend's computer.<|eot|><|sost|>The thing didn't stand a chance against my axe.<|eost|><|sor|>Insert LOTR reference<|eor|><|sor|>Yep, I could only see Gimli.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | horsesAreSpheres | 6s0kbq | <|soss|><|sot|>What control structures do international programmers use?<|eot|><|sost|>for-in loops!<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 205 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | s0vs0v | dl9c9tx | <|soss|><|sot|>What control structures do international programmers use?<|eot|><|sost|>for-in loops!<|eost|><|sor|>That took a *while*...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jonatcer | dl9f53h | <|soss|><|sot|>What control structures do international programmers use?<|eot|><|sost|>for-in loops!<|eost|><|sor|>That took a *while*...<|eor|><|sor|>*If* I had a penny *for each* time I heard this joke... <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | OnlyEnemiesSpyOnYou | dl9wrcd | <|soss|><|sot|>What control structures do international programmers use?<|eot|><|sost|>for-in loops!<|eost|><|sor|>That took a *while*...<|eor|><|sor|>*If* I had a penny *for each* time I heard this joke... <|eor|><|sor|>If that's the *case*, why don't you *switch* to a different sub?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AxetotheKnee | dla1kkw | <|soss|><|sot|>What control structures do international programmers use?<|eot|><|sost|>for-in loops!<|eost|><|sor|>That took a *while*...<|eor|><|sor|>*If* I had a penny *for each* time I heard this joke... <|eor|><|sor|>If that's the *case*, why don't you *switch* to a different sub?<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sure he'll *retur... | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | OnlyEnemiesSpyOnYou | dlahijw | <|soss|><|sot|>What control structures do international programmers use?<|eot|><|sost|>for-in loops!<|eost|><|sor|>That took a *while*...<|eor|><|sor|>*If* I had a penny *for each* time I heard this joke... <|eor|><|sor|>If that's the *case*, why don't you *switch* to a different sub?<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sure he'll *retur... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | winsomelosemore | 6q8ow2 | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the .NET programmer name his boat?<|eot|><|sost|>Sea Sharp<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 209 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Exolent | dkvg2n1 | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the .NET programmer name his boat?<|eot|><|sost|>Sea Sharp<|eost|><|sor|>I hope it floats.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | winsomelosemore | dkvqj7o | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the .NET programmer name his boat?<|eot|><|sost|>Sea Sharp<|eost|><|sor|>I hope it floats.<|eor|><|soopr|>He's in a heap of trouble if it doesn't <|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dickdemodickmarcinko | dkvirdi | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the .NET programmer name his boat?<|eot|><|sost|>Sea Sharp<|eost|><|sor|>I hope it wasnt async<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Thatbul | dkvydx5 | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the .NET programmer name his boat?<|eot|><|sost|>Sea Sharp<|eost|><|sor|>float boat = 0f;
// variable must be float or it will sink<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DarkNeutron | dkvojfh | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the .NET programmer name his boat?<|eot|><|sost|>Sea Sharp<|eost|><|sor|>I hope it wasnt async<|eor|><|sor|>Actually, I think async would be much better than sync here...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Oceanswave | dkw1orm | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the .NET programmer name his boat?<|eot|><|sost|>Sea Sharp<|eost|><|sor|>Why did the Sea Sharp crash into the rocks?
They were obfuscated.
How did it manage to drive off afterwards?
It's polymorphic.
What does the Sea Sharp do for a living?
Collects garbage.
Why was Sea Sharp tired whe... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SkillBranch | 6o3n0c | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you say to a possessed program?<|eot|><|sost|>"The power of Christ compiles you!"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 202 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | thomas_merton | dkek752 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you say to a possessed program?<|eot|><|sost|>"The power of Christ compiles you!"<|eost|><|sor|>something something daemon something<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MegaManSE | dkemu4j | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you say to a possessed program?<|eot|><|sost|>"The power of Christ compiles you!"<|eost|><|sor|>something something daemon something<|eor|><|sor|>One could say a daemon IS a possessed program<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | endreman0 | dkeqd6q | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you say to a possessed program?<|eot|><|sost|>"The power of Christ compiles you!"<|eost|><|sor|>something something daemon something<|eor|><|sor|>So threading problems require an exorcism?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cacho_Tognax | dkf4v00 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you say to a possessed program?<|eot|><|sost|>"The power of Christ compiles you!"<|eost|><|sor|>something something daemon something<|eor|><|sor|>One could say a daemon IS a possessed program<|eor|><|sor|>Someone played invisible inc. here.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wolfie379 | lmmgmx | <|soss|><|sot|>Why weren't the computers on Battlestar Galactica Y2k compliant?<|eot|><|sost|>Because the Lords of COBOL died generations ago.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 205 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | crunchyintheory | gnw6pa3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why weren't the computers on Battlestar Galactica Y2k compliant?<|eot|><|sost|>Because the Lords of COBOL died generations ago.<|eost|><|sor|>Take your god damn upvote and get out<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | takras | gnw78sj | <|soss|><|sot|>Why weren't the computers on Battlestar Galactica Y2k compliant?<|eot|><|sost|>Because the Lords of COBOL died generations ago.<|eost|><|sor|>So say we all!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | gnwc3wf | <|soss|><|sot|>Why weren't the computers on Battlestar Galactica Y2k compliant?<|eot|><|sost|>Because the Lords of COBOL died generations ago.<|eost|><|sor|>Dang that's a good one<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | UlsterRose | 6y9z27 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a C# programmer's favorite drink?<|eot|><|sost|>ulong t;<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 206 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Kiylyou | dmm7zzf | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a C# programmer's favorite drink?<|eot|><|sost|>ulong t;<|eost|><|sor|>The real answer is a gallon of bourbon.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KeytapTheProgrammer | dmmvdij | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a C# programmer's favorite drink?<|eot|><|sost|>ulong t;<|eost|><|sor|>Alternatively, carrot juice. So they can C#. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | overkill | dmmlwp6 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a C# programmer's favorite drink?<|eot|><|sost|>ulong t;<|eost|><|sor|>The real answer is a gallon of bourbon.<|eor|><|sor|>Followed by a bucket of self-loathing and a chaser of remorse.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bj_christianson | dmqon7v | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a C# programmer's favorite drink?<|eot|><|sost|>ulong t;<|eost|><|sor|>The real answer is a gallon of bourbon.<|eor|><|sor|>Followed by a bucket of self-loathing and a chaser of remorse.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats not enough if youre in PHP-land.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | StarManta | dmn1o0s | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a C# programmer's favorite drink?<|eot|><|sost|>ulong t;<|eost|><|sor|>Anything but java.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aschentei | dmluq0t | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a C# programmer's favorite drink?<|eot|><|sost|>ulong t;<|eost|><|sor|>I never noticed until now...wow that's good<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | anastis | dn6tz5c | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a C# programmer's favorite drink?<|eot|><|sost|>ulong t;<|eost|><|sor|>The real answer is a gallon of bourbon.<|eor|><|sor|>Followed by a bucket of self-loathing and a chaser of remorse.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats not enough if youre in PHP-land.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, you also need a lifetime of bad decision... | 5 |
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