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ProgrammerDadJokes | Klikini | 6cyed1 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is Trump's favorite compiler argument?<|eot|><|sost|> -Wall<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 208 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | humblevladimirthegr8 | dhz8rb5 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is Trump's favorite compiler argument?<|eot|><|sost|> -Wall<|eost|><|sor|>Even funnier since people warn him about stuff all the time and he just ignores it (for those who don't know, -Wall turns on all warnings)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | dhz8rlm | <|soss|><|sot|>What is Trump's favorite compiler argument?<|eot|><|sost|> -Wall<|eost|><|sor|>Mexico's response:
-fno-wall
"Eff no!"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | graycube | dhyxtij | <|soss|><|sot|>What is Trump's favorite compiler argument?<|eot|><|sost|> -Wall<|eost|><|sor|>He also runs:
make america_great
multiple times.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tfofurn | dhza53s | <|soss|><|sot|>What is Trump's favorite compiler argument?<|eot|><|sost|> -Wall<|eost|><|sor|>If you pronounce the first character, it feels more like Reagan.
> "Mr. Gorbachev, [dash this Wall!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tear_down_this_wall!)"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ZenEngineer | di05brq | <|soss|><|sot|>What is Trump's favorite compiler argument?<|eot|><|sost|> -Wall<|eost|><|sor|>Even funnier since people warn him about stuff all the time and he just ignores it (for those who don't know, -Wall turns on all warnings)<|eor|><|sor|>-Wall 2> /dev/null<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | v4ku6n | <|soss|><|sot|>My software company pays per commit, but with penalties for trivial individual patches.<|eot|><|sost|>The moral of the story is - don't count your check-ins before they batch.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 202 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tcfjr | ib70lue | <|soss|><|sot|>My software company pays per commit, but with penalties for trivial individual patches.<|eot|><|sost|>The moral of the story is - don't count your check-ins before they batch.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm gonna write myself a mini-van...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Caninomancy | c90u2t | <|soss|><|sot|>There are 2 types of people: those who can understand UDP jokes, and...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | twistyflip | ess7tc9 | <|soss|><|sot|>There are 2 types of people: those who can understand UDP jokes, and...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Well I would tell you a joke about udp but I'm not sure you will get it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IsopachWaffle | esrvz5m | <|soss|><|sot|>There are 2 types of people: those who can understand UDP jokes, and...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I didn't get that, but I guess you don't care<|eor|><|sor|>I TCP what you did there.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheRochVoices | ess6rcv | <|soss|><|sot|>There are 2 types of people: those who can understand UDP jokes, and...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I'll check for the punchline in previous posts.<|eor|><|sor|>No, the other part is lost.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | aa599 | ess0xug | <|soss|><|sot|>There are 2 types of people: those who can understand UDP jokes, and...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I'll check for the punchline in previous posts.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Elvith | essgin5 | <|soss|><|sot|>There are 2 types of people: those who can understand UDP jokes, and...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>over UDP this comment sent was<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | figuresys | esymjpt | <|soss|><|sot|>There are 2 types of people: those who can understand UDP jokes, and...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I didn't get that, but I guess you don't care<|eor|><|sor|>I TCP what you did there.<|eor|><|sor|>Yep, just like TCP to send two extra letters, T and P, just to say C.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zanderkerbal | esth32p | <|soss|><|sot|>There are 2 types of people: those who can understand UDP jokes, and...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>over UDP this comment sent was<|eor|><|sor|>UDP Yoda uses<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RonSijm | 97iweb | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you validate whether or not your int is signed?<|eot|><|sost|>You write a uint test.
~~unit test~~<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ElSatan | e48sev7 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you validate whether or not your int is signed?<|eot|><|sost|>You write a uint test.
~~unit test~~<|eost|><|sor|>\*slow clap\*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ragerin | e48yfke | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you validate whether or not your int is signed?<|eot|><|sost|>You write a uint test.
~~unit test~~<|eost|><|sor|>Eh... Have your updoot and get out.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rigatavr | 8zd6yw | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello! I am your server for today!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5buza74dtaa11.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 203 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TuxRug | 8hk4oc | <|soss|><|sot|>What language did the optometrist's office use to build their patient management software?<|eot|><|sost|>C\#<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 203 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Natanael_L | dykskod | <|soss|><|sot|>What language did the optometrist's office use to build their patient management software?<|eot|><|sost|>C\#<|eost|><|sor|>I C what you did there<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Go away<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | procsyma | dykwuym | <|soss|><|sot|>What language did the optometrist's office use to build their patient management software?<|eot|><|sost|>C\#<|eost|><|sor|>I C what you did there<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Go away<|eor|><|sor|>Alright Ill go drink some Java<|eor|><|sor|>I'm glad this matter reached to a Clojure.<|eor|><|eoss|><... | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Natanael_L | dylef4d | <|soss|><|sot|>What language did the optometrist's office use to build their patient management software?<|eot|><|sost|>C\#<|eost|><|sor|>I C what you did there<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Go away<|eor|><|sor|>Alright Ill go drink some Java<|eor|><|sor|>I'm glad this matter reached to a Clojure.<|eor|><|sor|>I ... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | superdirt | dylnka0 | <|soss|><|sot|>What language did the optometrist's office use to build their patient management software?<|eot|><|sost|>C\#<|eost|><|sor|>I C what you did there<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Go away<|eor|><|sor|>Alright Ill go drink some Java<|eor|><|sor|>I'm glad this matter reached to a Clojure.<|eor|><|sor|>I ... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | royw7q | <|soss|><|sot|>How do Soviet Russian hackers copy their data?<|eot|><|sost|> /ussr/bin/cccp src dst<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Myth0logic | hq1fsg5 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do Soviet Russian hackers copy their data?<|eot|><|sost|> /ussr/bin/cccp src dst<|eost|><|sor|>Ah yes, Linux Wodka<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FriendlyDisorder | hq3waxk | <|soss|><|sot|>How do Soviet Russian hackers copy their data?<|eot|><|sost|> /ussr/bin/cccp src dst<|eost|><|sor|>In Soviet Russia, Linux sudos YOU<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | drunkenangryredditor | hq5kt4a | <|soss|><|sot|>How do Soviet Russian hackers copy their data?<|eot|><|sost|> /ussr/bin/cccp src dst<|eost|><|sor|>In Soviet Russia, Linux sudos YOU<|eor|><|sor|>In Soviet Russia, "This incident will be reported" is a real threat.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Famous_Profile | co1x7e | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does the backend programmer get hit in the face with a ball?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause he cant React<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 199 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ZethMrDadJokes | ewfh9k8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does the backend programmer get hit in the face with a ball?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause he cant React<|eost|><|sor|>He lost his glasses, so he couldn't C#<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Trout_Tickler | ewfa7x3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does the backend programmer get hit in the face with a ball?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause he cant React<|eost|><|sor|>Maybe he just needed a less Angular Vue.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Famous_Profile | ewff0c8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does the backend programmer get hit in the face with a ball?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause he cant React<|eost|><|sor|>Maybe he just needed a less Angular Vue.<|eor|><|soopr|>Then he needs to grow a Backbone<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ZethMrDadJokes | ewfpfsi | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does the backend programmer get hit in the face with a ball?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause he cant React<|eost|><|sor|>He lost his glasses, so he couldn't C#<|eor|><|sor|>Should have learned some OO<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah. He wasn't very functional that day<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jumja | ewfoebl | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does the backend programmer get hit in the face with a ball?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause he cant React<|eost|><|sor|>He lost his glasses, so he couldn't C#<|eor|><|sor|>Should have learned some OO<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Trout_Tickler | ewfkcz4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does the backend programmer get hit in the face with a ball?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause he cant React<|eost|><|sor|>Maybe he just needed a less Angular Vue.<|eor|><|soopr|>Then he needs to grow a Backbone<|eoopr|><|sor|>Was the ball made of Yarn?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GaianNeuron | ewgqa02 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does the backend programmer get hit in the face with a ball?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause he cant React<|eost|><|sor|>He lost his glasses, so he couldn't C#<|eor|><|sor|>Should have learned some OO<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah. He wasn't very functional that day<|eor|><|sor|>He couldn't even read a **map**<|eor|><|sor|>... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chuckitoutorelse | ewg0fea | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does the backend programmer get hit in the face with a ball?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause he cant React<|eost|><|sor|>Maybe he just needed a less Angular Vue.<|eor|><|soopr|>Then he needs to grow a Backbone<|eoopr|><|sor|>You should Underscore that one<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BlackM0le | ewfabb7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does the backend programmer get hit in the face with a ball?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause he cant React<|eost|><|sor|>Unless he's a PHP developer, then he can ReactPHP<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sample_text_123 | ewgfayg | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does the backend programmer get hit in the face with a ball?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause he cant React<|eost|><|sor|>Unless he's a PHP developer, then he can ReactPHP<|eor|><|sor|>You actually made me google this shit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | thundercloudtemple | c7fxhz | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a party with programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Git bash<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 202 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | uvero | esev34d | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a party with programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Git bash<|eost|><|sor|>No that's what my coworkers to do me when they find that I suck at using git
JK I don't have a job<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danabrey | esfaiwd | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a party with programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Git bash<|eost|><|sor|>Is part of this joke that programmers are gits? Otherwise just 'a bash' is good, right?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HarJIT-EGS | esfjpb8 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a party with programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Git bash<|eost|><|sor|>Is part of this joke that programmers are gits? Otherwise just 'a bash' is good, right?<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of trying to explain to my mother what the icon labelled "Git Bash" was for, and having nothing to do with beatin... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ilmale | 4kwd5j | <|sols|><|sot|>The is a bug on this code<|eot|><|sol|>http://imgur.com/6Myq60t<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tylero056 | d3ifau2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The is a bug on this code<|eot|><|sol|>http://imgur.com/6Myq60t<|eol|><|sor|>Spent a lot of time looking for the bug, but the code checked out. Then I saw the bug...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DonkeyTeeth2013 | d3ipfy6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The is a bug on this code<|eot|><|sol|>http://imgur.com/6Myq60t<|eol|><|sor|>Spent a lot of time looking for the bug, but the code checked out. Then I saw the bug...<|eor|><|sor|>I thought it was just a large cursor at first<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ilmale | d3iaf9l | <|sols|><|sot|>The is a bug on this code<|eot|><|sol|>http://imgur.com/6Myq60t<|eol|><|soopr|>Finally I found a place where to post this.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CaptainBlagbird | d3ip7pd | <|sols|><|sot|>The is a bug on this code<|eot|><|sol|>http://imgur.com/6Myq60t<|eol|><|sor|>`char title[] = "The is a bug on this code"; // TODO: Check correct form of Their/There/They're`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ilmale | d3iuum6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The is a bug on this code<|eot|><|sol|>http://imgur.com/6Myq60t<|eol|><|sor|>`char title[] = "The is a bug on this code"; // TODO: Check correct form of Their/There/They're`<|eor|><|soopr|> //TODO: Stop posting at 1A.M.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | szabx | d3j0cfo | <|sols|><|sot|>The is a bug on this code<|eot|><|sol|>http://imgur.com/6Myq60t<|eol|><|sor|>Better get rid of it now, once it gets in the code it will be harder<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Toaster312 | d3oriph | <|sols|><|sot|>The is a bug on this code<|eot|><|sol|>http://imgur.com/6Myq60t<|eol|><|sor|>`char title[] = "The is a bug on this code"; // TODO: Check correct form of Their/There/They're`<|eor|><|soopr|> //TODO: Stop posting at 1A.M.<|eoopr|><|sor|>//TODO: Stop posting 4 days ago.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ZetaHunter | d6iu3el | <|sols|><|sot|>The is a bug on this code<|eot|><|sol|>http://imgur.com/6Myq60t<|eol|><|sor|>`char title[] = "The is a bug on this code"; // TODO: Check correct form of Their/There/They're`<|eor|><|soopr|> //TODO: Stop posting at 1A.M.<|eoopr|><|sor|>//TODO: Stop posting 4 days ago.<|eor|><|sor|>`// TODO: Stop pos... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | kaobja | <|soss|><|sot|>If Windows 10 had to use a pickup line on it's crush what will it be?<|eot|><|sost|>Can I crash at your place tonight?<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | alexschrod | gfdgufb | <|soss|><|sot|>If Windows 10 had to use a pickup line on it's crush what will it be?<|eot|><|sost|>Can I crash at your place tonight?<|eost|><|sor|>Not that I don't appreciate the joke, but I think Windows 10 has been the most stable edition of Windows I've ever used. Can't remember seeing it crash yet that wasn't a se... | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | gfbpvrv | <|soss|><|sot|>If Windows 10 had to use a pickup line on it's crush what will it be?<|eot|><|sost|>Can I crash at your place tonight?<|eost|><|sor|>Some advice for the night: Try turning her off an on again!<|eor|><|soopr|>And then pray for it to work?<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kodosExecutioner | gfdzsvr | <|soss|><|sot|>If Windows 10 had to use a pickup line on it's crush what will it be?<|eot|><|sost|>Can I crash at your place tonight?<|eost|><|sor|>It doesn't use pickup lines, it just forces you to go out with you at gunpoint, and has a shitton of bloatware<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NameNotInScope | gfdshrr | <|soss|><|sot|>If Windows 10 had to use a pickup line on it's crush what will it be?<|eot|><|sost|>Can I crash at your place tonight?<|eost|><|sor|>Not that I don't appreciate the joke, but I think Windows 10 has been the most stable edition of Windows I've ever used. Can't remember seeing it crash yet that wasn't a se... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NameNotInScope | gfed2ru | <|soss|><|sot|>If Windows 10 had to use a pickup line on it's crush what will it be?<|eot|><|sost|>Can I crash at your place tonight?<|eost|><|sor|>Not that I don't appreciate the joke, but I think Windows 10 has been the most stable edition of Windows I've ever used. Can't remember seeing it crash yet that wasn't a se... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rednecksec | gfdrkfe | <|soss|><|sot|>If Windows 10 had to use a pickup line on it's crush what will it be?<|eot|><|sost|>Can I crash at your place tonight?<|eost|><|sor|>I think it's more likely to force an update due to recent penetration.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheNosferatu | gfdoz03 | <|soss|><|sot|>If Windows 10 had to use a pickup line on it's crush what will it be?<|eot|><|sost|>Can I crash at your place tonight?<|eost|><|sor|>Not that I don't appreciate the joke, but I think Windows 10 has been the most stable edition of Windows I've ever used. Can't remember seeing it crash yet that wasn't a se... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kodosExecutioner | gfe1lwc | <|soss|><|sot|>If Windows 10 had to use a pickup line on it's crush what will it be?<|eot|><|sost|>Can I crash at your place tonight?<|eost|><|sor|>It doesn't use pickup lines, it just forces you to go out with you at gunpoint, and has a shitton of bloatware<|eor|><|soopr|>Ohh seems like your are the Linux type...<|eoo... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | I_am_10_squirrels | gfe3f0h | <|soss|><|sot|>If Windows 10 had to use a pickup line on it's crush what will it be?<|eot|><|sost|>Can I crash at your place tonight?<|eost|><|sor|>Some advice for the night: Try turning her off an on again!<|eor|><|soopr|>And then pray for it to work?<|eoopr|><|sor|>With some security patches, they should be fine to f... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ThreeJumpingKittens | dukse6 | <|soss|><|sot|>A developer has just become president of the country<|eot|><|sost|>The constitution has now been officially renamed the varitution in a new amendment<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheRedmanCometh | f770v7q | <|soss|><|sot|>A developer has just become president of the country<|eot|><|sost|>The constitution has now been officially renamed the varitution in a new amendment<|eost|><|sor|>I had to think about this longer than I'm proud of because it's so fucking silly 10/10<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | msg45f | f788jsg | <|soss|><|sot|>A developer has just become president of the country<|eot|><|sost|>The constitution has now been officially renamed the varitution in a new amendment<|eost|><|sor|>let freedomRing;<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SupremeChampionOfDi | dkiz3s | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock knock joke about threads<|eot|><|sost|> Knock knock.
A thread!
Who's there?<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | blazingKazama | f4gdxtd | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock knock joke about threads<|eot|><|sost|> Knock knock.
A thread!
Who's there?<|eost|><|sor|>more like a knock knock joke using threads...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | paaland | f4h95pw | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock knock joke about threads<|eot|><|sost|> Knock knock.
A thread!
Who's there?<|eost|><|sor|>Me: Trying to solve a problem with multithreading.
Yoda: Now you two problems. have<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Lucent_Sable | f4htogk | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock knock joke about threads<|eot|><|sost|> Knock knock.
A thread!
Who's there?<|eost|><|sor|>more like a knock knock joke using threads...<|eor|><|sor|>>more like a knock knock joke using threads...
knock likeu mosingre a knock threads jo.k.e.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | prmsrswt | f4jdfyv | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock knock joke about threads<|eot|><|sost|> Knock knock.
A thread!
Who's there?<|eost|><|sor|>Me: Trying to solve a problem with multithreading.
Yoda: Now you two problems. have<|eor|><|sor|>*There is another*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CoruscareGames | f4jl8cz | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock knock joke about threads<|eot|><|sost|> Knock knock.
A thread!
Who's there?<|eost|><|sor|>Me: Trying to solve a problem with multithreading.
Yoda: Now you two problems. have<|eor|><|sor|>two problems. Now you have<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AgreeableLandscape3 | c1io78 | <|soss|><|sot|>What part of corn controls all the other parts?<|eot|><|sost|>The kernel.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reggie-drax | erds7d3 | <|soss|><|sot|>What part of corn controls all the other parts?<|eot|><|sost|>The kernel.<|eost|><|sor|>I knew it would be that, not sure why I came, I guess for witty comments, but as of this comment I don't see any.<|eor|><|sor|>I thought it would be the shell..... Kernel is better though.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MyKidsArentOnReddit | av92ow | <|sols|><|sot|>Web developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iwe8o4t26yi21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | aitchnyu | 9c3p6r | <|soss|><|sot|>What kind of api requests does Matt Damon make?<|eot|><|sost|>json-borne!<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 199 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | didacticus | e57xv0k | <|soss|><|sot|>What kind of api requests does Matt Damon make?<|eot|><|sost|>json-borne!<|eost|><|sor|>There's a Bash joke in there somewhere. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TabCompletion | e58r7jg | <|soss|><|sot|>What kind of api requests does Matt Damon make?<|eot|><|sost|>json-borne!<|eost|><|sor|>There's a Bash joke in there somewhere. <|eor|><|sor|>Something something Bourne again shell...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SixBeeps | e590vdq | <|soss|><|sot|>What kind of api requests does Matt Damon make?<|eot|><|sost|>json-borne!<|eost|><|sor|>Oh give it a REST!<|eor|><|sor|>I think I'm gonna CURL<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | -pooping | e599ctk | <|soss|><|sot|>What kind of api requests does Matt Damon make?<|eot|><|sost|>json-borne!<|eost|><|sor|>Oh give it a REST!<|eor|><|sor|>I think I'm gonna CURL<|eor|><|sor|>I didn't wget it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IQubic | 84jimv | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard the Egyptian servers got ddos-ed the other day.<|eot|><|sost|>You could call it a deNILE of service attack.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 203 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 0x564A00 | dvqd3cc | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard the Egyptian servers got ddos-ed the other day.<|eot|><|sost|>You could call it a deNILE of service attack.<|eost|><|sor|>I believe a pyramid scheme was involved, which only started because one of them has a lisp.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pmurraydesign | dvqm2ad | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard the Egyptian servers got ddos-ed the other day.<|eot|><|sost|>You could call it a deNILE of service attack.<|eost|><|sor|>I believe a pyramid scheme was involved, which only started because one of them has a lisp.<|eor|><|sor|>Was the attack on an Asp server? :P<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | name_censored_ | dvrqmrf | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard the Egyptian servers got ddos-ed the other day.<|eot|><|sost|>You could call it a deNILE of service attack.<|eost|><|sor|>There was a lot of ANKHxiety in the NOC.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | notYash | 732hdx | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't babies program in Java?<|eot|><|sost|>They don't have object permanence. <|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zamoose | dnnmhkg | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't babies program in Java?<|eot|><|sost|>They don't have object permanence. <|eost|><|sor|>Yeah but they also don't do their own garbage collection, so...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Azotherian | dnofncy | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't babies program in Java?<|eot|><|sost|>They don't have object permanence. <|eost|><|sor|>Yeah but they also don't do their own garbage collection, so...<|eor|><|sor|>That could also apply to a lot of adults......<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | pehb9w | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers never change the way they write tabs or spaces?<|eot|><|sost|>It's part of their indentity.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 199 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Iamsodarncool | hazu4kl | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers never change the way they write tabs or spaces?<|eot|><|sost|>It's part of their indentity.<|eost|><|sor|>I thought they were indentured to a certain style<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sceptix | hazncdm | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers never change the way they write tabs or spaces?<|eot|><|sost|>It's part of their indentity.<|eost|><|sor|>InDEntity<|eor|><|sor|>Huh?<|eor|><|sor|>Pointing out the letters of IDE.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | modelarious | hazt0sm | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers never change the way they write tabs or spaces?<|eot|><|sost|>It's part of their indentity.<|eost|><|sor|>InDEntity<|eor|><|sor|>Huh?<|eor|><|sor|>Pointing out the letters of IDE.<|eor|><|sor|>But why?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | freak_dessert2 | hb02gas | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers never change the way they write tabs or spaces?<|eot|><|sost|>It's part of their indentity.<|eost|><|sor|>InDEntity<|eor|><|sor|>Huh?<|eor|><|sor|>Pointing out the letters of IDE.<|eor|><|sor|>But why?<|eor|><|sor|>Cos it's a dad joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FSojitra | iltalw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is mongoDB so single?<|eot|><|sost|>coz it's non-**relational**<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _hardcoder | g3uqf4w | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is mongoDB so single?<|eot|><|sost|>coz it's non-**relational**<|eost|><|sor|>And obsessed with documents!<|eor|><|sor|>& with Jason!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | akshay-nair | g3v6d9l | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is mongoDB so single?<|eot|><|sost|>coz it's non-**relational**<|eost|><|sor|>And obsessed with documents!<|eor|><|sor|>& with Jason!<|eor|><|sor|>No that makes him gay<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | g3xc6os | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is mongoDB so single?<|eot|><|sost|>coz it's non-**relational**<|eost|><|sor|>Because it's join averse<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | g3ykwu5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is mongoDB so single?<|eot|><|sost|>coz it's non-**relational**<|eost|><|sor|>Why is there no mongo 2.0?
Because there's noSQL.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ErikBjare | fm0f6x | <|soss|><|sot|>Why wasn't mathematics allowed at the monastery?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it was full of NaNs.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hemingwayfan | fl23oo3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why wasn't mathematics allowed at the monastery?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it was full of NaNs.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't think Math uses NaNs so much as data... but maybe I'm about to learn something<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ErikBjare | fl3fpw5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why wasn't mathematics allowed at the monastery?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it was full of NaNs.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't think Math uses NaNs so much as data... but maybe I'm about to learn something<|eor|><|soopr|>NaNs make math blow up, so it's not allowed
To completely explain/ruin the joke: the monastery i... | 6 |
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