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ProgrammerDadJokes | Sammy381 | fl2zem3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why wasn't mathematics allowed at the monastery?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it was full of NaNs.<|eost|><|sor|>weren't\*<|eor|><|sor|>Hi, Id like one mathematic please<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zerio13 | f9h7ah | <|soss|><|sot|>I've been struggling with string<|eot|><|sost|>But after I put two and two together, I got 22.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 199 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | spankleberry | fiscomh | <|soss|><|sot|>I've been struggling with string<|eot|><|sost|>But after I put two and two together, I got 22.<|eost|><|sor|>Ahhhhhh, you got conned by Nate's cat. Yep. That was the con cat o' Nate.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | T351A | fisnul4 | <|soss|><|sot|>I've been struggling with string<|eot|><|sost|>But after I put two and two together, I got 22.<|eost|><|sor|>Ahhhhhh, you got conned by Nate's cat. Yep. That was the con cat o' Nate.<|eor|><|sor|>Nice
Though by using "Nate" in a joke you've reminded me of https://longestjokeintheworld.com/<|eor|><|eoss|... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | yzRPhu | fitobhp | <|soss|><|sot|>I've been struggling with string<|eot|><|sost|>But after I put two and two together, I got 22.<|eost|><|sor|>Ahhhhhh, you got conned by Nate's cat. Yep. That was the con cat o' Nate.<|eor|><|sor|>Nice
Though by using "Nate" in a joke you've reminded me of https://longestjokeintheworld.com/<|eor|><|sor|>... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | yzRPhu | fit4jmu | <|soss|><|sot|>I've been struggling with string<|eot|><|sost|>But after I put two and two together, I got 22.<|eost|><|sor|>Ahhhhhh, you got conned by Nate's cat. Yep. That was the con cat o' Nate.<|eor|><|sor|>Nice
Though by using "Nate" in a joke you've reminded me of https://longestjokeintheworld.com/<|eor|><|sor|>... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | 10aka06 | <|soss|><|sot|>A parent was playing with their child in a tree.<|eot|><|sost|>The parent says: "Got your node!"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | aerdnadw | j45bkgt | <|soss|><|sot|>A parent was playing with their child in a tree.<|eot|><|sost|>The parent says: "Got your node!"<|eost|><|sor|>You almost made me audibly groan on the subway<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BioZgamerYT | j45lo6t | <|soss|><|sot|>A parent was playing with their child in a tree.<|eot|><|sost|>The parent says: "Got your node!"<|eost|><|sor|><!DOCTYPE html>
<p> input(press [ENTER] to continue)
print("Dad, stop trying to be as tech-savvy as mum, my friend and I") <p/>
<p> hehehe <p/><|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _picofox | j45mngs | <|soss|><|sot|>A parent was playing with their child in a tree.<|eot|><|sost|>The parent says: "Got your node!"<|eost|><|sor|><!DOCTYPE html>
<p> input(press [ENTER] to continue)
print("Dad, stop trying to be as tech-savvy as mum, my friend and I") <p/>
<p> hehehe <p/><|eor|><|sor|>And they say you can't program in H... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BioZgamerYT | j45n2o4 | <|soss|><|sot|>A parent was playing with their child in a tree.<|eot|><|sost|>The parent says: "Got your node!"<|eost|><|sor|><!DOCTYPE html>
<p> input(press [ENTER] to continue)
print("Dad, stop trying to be as tech-savvy as mum, my friend and I") <p/>
<p> hehehe <p/><|eor|><|sor|>And they say you can't program in H... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RagnarDa | zioi2o | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm comfortable in a unix terminal<|eot|><|sost|>it feels just like \~<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 195 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | izsmhpn | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm comfortable in a unix terminal<|eot|><|sost|>it feels just like \~<|eost|><|sor|> rm -rf ~/
there's no place like home<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | shadows1123 | izsxxcw | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm comfortable in a unix terminal<|eot|><|sost|>it feels just like \~<|eost|><|sor|> rm -rf ~/
there's no place like home<|eor|><|sor|>
theres no ~~place like~~ home
lol<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Msprg | izssszc | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm comfortable in a unix terminal<|eot|><|sost|>it feels just like \~<|eost|><|sor|> rm -rf ~/
there's no place like home<|eor|><|sor|>Some people just want to watch the world burn.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jumja | izsem75 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm comfortable in a unix terminal<|eot|><|sost|>it feels just like \~<|eost|><|sor|>Good vibes only<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FallenWarrior2k | izukbeh | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm comfortable in a unix terminal<|eot|><|sost|>it feels just like \~<|eost|><|sor|> rm -rf ~/
there's no place like home<|eor|><|sor|>Stupid question, but is that even possible, unless you have write access to `/home` or wherever `~/..` points to?
I thought deletion permissions are controlled by t... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | vxtxnz | <|soss|><|sot|>My computer just got infected by malware that shows a Japanese horror movie at random times.<|eot|><|sost|>It's got ringworm.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | ifykre1 | <|soss|><|sot|>My computer just got infected by malware that shows a Japanese horror movie at random times.<|eot|><|sost|>It's got ringworm.<|eost|><|sor|>7 reboots...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | vamds9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Python programmers won't get this.<|eot|><|sost|>They only have self to blame.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | flyingpimonster | ic3a23g | <|soss|><|sot|>Python programmers won't get this.<|eot|><|sost|>They only have self to blame.<|eost|><|sor|>`this` is such a bad joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 86 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | ic3ubxm | <|soss|><|sot|>Python programmers won't get this.<|eot|><|sost|>They only have self to blame.<|eost|><|sor|>`super`!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | what_would_freud_say | ic3e0xc | <|soss|><|sot|>Python programmers won't get this.<|eot|><|sost|>They only have self to blame.<|eost|><|sor|>`this` is such a bad joke<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't that why we are here?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | ic42wrb | <|soss|><|sot|>Python programmers won't get this.<|eot|><|sost|>They only have self to blame.<|eost|><|sor|>`self` is just a convention. You could name it `this` if you wanted to. OTOH, in languages with a `this` keyword, you can't rename it without overloading or something like that.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | electricmammoth | ic45rag | <|soss|><|sot|>Python programmers won't get this.<|eot|><|sost|>They only have self to blame.<|eost|><|sor|>`self` is just a convention. You could name it `this` if you wanted to. OTOH, in languages with a `this` keyword, you can't rename it without overloading or something like that.<|eor|><|sor|>\#define self this<|e... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | okay-wait-wut | ic4t0aw | <|soss|><|sot|>Python programmers won't get this.<|eot|><|sost|>They only have self to blame.<|eost|><|sor|>`this` is such a bad joke<|eor|><|sor|>Do you have any other pointers?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | andreig992 | ic45dtb | <|soss|><|sot|>Python programmers won't get this.<|eot|><|sost|>They only have self to blame.<|eost|><|sor|>`this` is such a bad joke<|eor|><|sor|>Ikr its great!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LeeHide | ic4kxp0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Python programmers won't get this.<|eot|><|sost|>They only have self to blame.<|eost|><|sor|>`self` is just a convention. You could name it `this` if you wanted to. OTOH, in languages with a `this` keyword, you can't rename it without overloading or something like that.<|eor|><|sor|>\#define self this<|e... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | allongur | r4ms15 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the C# student get kicked off the debate team?<|eot|><|sost|>He was using too many generic arguments.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | theangeryemacsshibe | hmi0e0i | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the C# student get kicked off the debate team?<|eot|><|sost|>He was using too many generic arguments.<|eost|><|sor|>He never had anything to say about erasure.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gimmebananachips | hmjbis6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the C# student get kicked off the debate team?<|eot|><|sost|>He was using too many generic arguments.<|eost|><|sor|>He couldn't use any of the pointers the coach gave him<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | allongur | hmi9ja5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the C# student get kicked off the debate team?<|eot|><|sost|>He was using too many generic arguments.<|eost|><|sor|>I just want to get stoned and make ann app with nothing but generic arguments and endless abstractions.<|eor|><|soopr|>You can do that. Generic overload resolution is turing complet... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | the_monkey_of_lies | hmi98zv | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the C# student get kicked off the debate team?<|eot|><|sost|>He was using too many generic arguments.<|eost|><|sor|>I just want to get stoned and make ann app with nothing but generic arguments and endless abstractions.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | allongur | hmi0xr2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the C# student get kicked off the debate team?<|eot|><|sost|>He was using too many generic arguments.<|eost|><|sor|>He never had anything to say about erasure.<|eor|><|soopr|>Erasure seems morally reprehensible to him. He was always against revisionism. Until he adopted git, that is.<|eoopr|><|eo... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | allongur | hmkwr2m | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the C# student get kicked off the debate team?<|eot|><|sost|>He was using too many generic arguments.<|eost|><|sor|>He couldn't use any of the pointers the coach gave him<|eor|><|soopr|>He could, he just felt his coach was too big of a risk-taker and he was reluctant to be so unsafe.<|eoopr|><|eo... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FallenWarrior2k | hmkfwa0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the C# student get kicked off the debate team?<|eot|><|sost|>He was using too many generic arguments.<|eost|><|sor|>I just want to get stoned and make ann app with nothing but generic arguments and endless abstractions.<|eor|><|soopr|>You can do that. Generic overload resolution is turing complet... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | acrabb3 | obtwyp | <|soss|><|sot|>There aren't any good unit test jokes<|eot|><|sost|>They're all just mockery<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | humblevladimirthegr8 | h3qu7p0 | <|soss|><|sot|>There aren't any good unit test jokes<|eot|><|sost|>They're all just mockery<|eost|><|sor|>mockObject.getGoodJoke()
> null<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Eulerious | h3sfhk1 | <|soss|><|sot|>There aren't any good unit test jokes<|eot|><|sost|>They're all just mockery<|eost|><|sor|>I thought it was because there aren't any good unit tests<|eor|><|sor|>Well, they don't have to be good. Passable is really enough.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | T351A | h3qdoia | <|soss|><|sot|>There aren't any good unit test jokes<|eot|><|sost|>They're all just mockery<|eost|><|sor|>I thought it was because there aren't any good unit tests<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tandrewnichols | h3quyjw | <|soss|><|sot|>There aren't any good unit test jokes<|eot|><|sost|>They're all just mockery<|eost|><|sor|>The topic is pretty well covered<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LostAeon | h3s8m2x | <|soss|><|sot|>There aren't any good unit test jokes<|eot|><|sost|>They're all just mockery<|eost|><|sor|>mockObject.getGoodJoke()
> null<|eor|><|sor|>I think you mean
mockObject.getJoke(JokeLevel.Dad);<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | T351A | h3si7eu | <|soss|><|sot|>There aren't any good unit test jokes<|eot|><|sost|>They're all just mockery<|eost|><|sor|>I thought it was because there aren't any good unit tests<|eor|><|sor|>Well, they don't have to be good. Passable is really enough.<|eor|><|sor|>i think some people will fail to get your joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoft... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | nenheu | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a C/C++ Zen guru describe his teachings?<|eot|><|sost|>a pointer to void<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | givemeagoodun | gyha0de | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a C/C++ Zen guru describe his teachings?<|eot|><|sost|>a pointer to void<|eost|><|sor|>For a second i thought this was r/AskProgrammers and i was completely confused lol<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PhilJav3 | fdnvsb | <|soss|><|sot|>Heres a joke about undefined<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 199 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Audiblade | fjjj0nv | <|soss|><|sot|>Heres a joke about undefined<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Reminds me of a joke about UDP. But I'm not sure you'd get it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 94 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LastStar007 | fjjwf27 | <|soss|><|sot|>Heres a joke about undefined<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Reminds me of a joke about UDP. But I'm not sure you'd get it.<|eor|><|sor|>Worry don't, I joke got<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | haykam821 | fjita4u | <|soss|><|sot|>Heres a joke about undefined<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Dunno if bot or am being wooooshed<|eor|><|sor|>#<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | he77789 | fjisoij | <|soss|><|sot|>Heres a joke about undefined<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Dunno if bot or am being wooooshed<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ahumannamedtim | fjiwm3q | <|soss|><|sot|>Heres a joke about undefined<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>NULL<|eor|><|sor|>Null is the lack of a value while undefined is<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | he77789 | fjitanj | <|soss|><|sot|>Heres a joke about undefined<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Dunno if bot or am being wooooshed<|eor|><|sor|>#<|eor|><|sor|>#<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | starshine531 | fjjbd24 | <|soss|><|sot|>Heres a joke about undefined<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>This joke does nothing for me.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Reelix | fjj2cdb | <|soss|><|sot|>Heres a joke about undefined<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Dunno if bot or am being wooooshed<|eor|><|sor|>The joke is undefined - There is no joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | XiiDraco | fjjr1wx | <|soss|><|sot|>Heres a joke about undefined<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Reminds me of a joke about UDP. But I'm not sure you'd get it.<|eor|><|sor|>Okay, this made me chuckle.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Elvith | fjk51sh | <|soss|><|sot|>Heres a joke about undefined<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Reminds me of a joke about UDP. But I'm not sure you'd get it.<|eor|><|sor|>UDP this joke sent over was<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nomnommish | fjkvihd | <|soss|><|sot|>Heres a joke about undefined<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Reminds me of a joke about UDP. But I'm not sure you'd get it.<|eor|><|sor|>But I'm not sure you'd get it.
Reminds me of an old UDP joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MarPan88 | fjjh6xi | <|soss|><|sot|>Heres a joke about undefined<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Dunno if bot or am being wooooshed<|eor|><|sor|>#<|eor|><|sor|>#<|eor|><|sor|>#<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Fymir26 | fjk214j | <|soss|><|sot|>Heres a joke about undefined<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>[Object object]<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | centstwo | fjj56z5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Heres a joke about undefined<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>More like void...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | the_monkey_of_lies | fjkm2ln | <|soss|><|sot|>Heres a joke about undefined<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>This joke does nothing for me.<|eor|><|sor|>My program crashed because I tried to laugh at it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | brandonscript | fjiy8ps | <|soss|><|sot|>Heres a joke about undefined<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>NULL<|eor|><|sor|>Null is the lack of a value while undefined is<|eor|><|sor|>is not<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | redditthinks | 9441sh | <|soss|><|sot|>Where does a bad programmer keep his trash?<|eot|><|sost|>bin<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | yazalama | e3ick9c | <|soss|><|sot|>Where does a bad programmer keep his trash?<|eot|><|sost|>bin<|eost|><|sor|>In the garbage collector?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MrSquirly | e3i4ur0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Where does a bad programmer keep his trash?<|eot|><|sost|>bin<|eost|><|sor|>Oh shush<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mreichman | e3j20ao | <|soss|><|sot|>Where does a bad programmer keep his trash?<|eot|><|sost|>bin<|eost|><|sor|>On a heap!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Zlb323 | e3inqbt | <|soss|><|sot|>Where does a bad programmer keep his trash?<|eot|><|sost|>bin<|eost|><|sor|>simple:
mv /bin/* /dev/null<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | not_a_moogle | e3j3v6q | <|soss|><|sot|>Where does a bad programmer keep his trash?<|eot|><|sost|>bin<|eost|><|sor|>It's all over RAM cause it leaked so much. <|eor|><|sor|>Should have downloaded more<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Agnato | 12cetxw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the marines kill Osama bin Laden instead of capturing him?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they saw he was bin, so they executed him!<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | jf1ygxj | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the marines kill Osama bin Laden instead of capturing him?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they saw he was bin, so they executed him!<|eost|><|sor|>`rm -rf /bin/laden`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ladybuglvrr | jf15mlx | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the marines kill Osama bin Laden instead of capturing him?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they saw he was bin, so they executed him!<|eost|><|sor|>Lmao i'm stealing this<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | jf2aa2z | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the marines kill Osama bin Laden instead of capturing him?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they saw he was bin, so they executed him!<|eost|><|sor|>`rm -rf /bin/laden`<|eor|><|sor|>`./bin/laden`<|eor|><|sor|>No, because this laden is a global threat, not one particular your directory.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endof... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | humblevladimirthegr8 | jf29pna | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the marines kill Osama bin Laden instead of capturing him?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they saw he was bin, so they executed him!<|eost|><|sor|>`rm -rf /bin/laden`<|eor|><|sor|>/bin/laden is a protected file. Are you root?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | jf2a4sm | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the marines kill Osama bin Laden instead of capturing him?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they saw he was bin, so they executed him!<|eost|><|sor|>`rm -rf /bin/laden`<|eor|><|sor|>/bin/laden is a protected file. Are you root?<|eor|><|sor|>For this operation, I'd better be.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Japke90 | jf2ywgr | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the marines kill Osama bin Laden instead of capturing him?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they saw he was bin, so they executed him!<|eost|><|sor|>`rm -rf /bin/laden`<|eor|><|sor|>`./bin/laden`<|eor|><|sor|>No, because this laden is a global threat, not one particular your directory.<|eor|><|sor|>Because ... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Toxic_Juice23 | 11pg8u9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eot|><|sost|>I dont care if you get it or not.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | jbydbnd | <|soss|><|sot|>Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eot|><|sost|>I dont care if you get it or not.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't care if you get it or not.
Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | jbydsyk | <|soss|><|sot|>Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eot|><|sost|>I dont care if you get it or not.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't care if you get it or not.
Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eor|><|soopr|>i found the joke in a book (Hands-On Network Programming With C)<|eoopr|><|sor|>It's a... | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Toxic_Juice23 | jbydl05 | <|soss|><|sot|>Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eot|><|sost|>I dont care if you get it or not.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't care if you get it or not.
Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eor|><|soopr|>i found the joke in a book (Hands-On Network Programming With C)<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|end... | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Toxic_Juice23 | jbyhqyf | <|soss|><|sot|>Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eot|><|sost|>I dont care if you get it or not.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't care if you get it or not.
Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eor|><|soopr|>i found the joke in a book (Hands-On Network Programming With C)<|eoopr|><|sor|>It's a... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | classyraven | jby3hsl | <|soss|><|sot|>Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eot|><|sost|>I dont care if you get it or not.<|eost|><|sor|>Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dym_sh | jbyn3b2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eot|><|sost|>I dont care if you get it or not.<|eost|><|sor|>Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eor|><|sor|>This is a tcp joke.<|eor|><|sor|>I met my wife on TCP<|eor|><|sor|>gather around kids, this is the story of How i Found Your... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keijodputt | jbxvjdg | <|soss|><|sot|>Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eot|><|sost|>I dont care if you get it or not.<|eost|><|sor|>Well, you dont have to ACKnowledge it, and it doesnt matter if you get it or not, because Im sending another one anyway.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WhatInTheBruh | jbyb7yq | <|soss|><|sot|>Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eot|><|sost|>I dont care if you get it or not.<|eost|><|sor|>Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eor|><|sor|>This is a tcp joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | jbyjfrb | <|soss|><|sot|>Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eot|><|sost|>I dont care if you get it or not.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't care if you get it or not.
Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eor|><|soopr|>i found the joke in a book (Hands-On Network Programming With C)<|eoopr|><|sor|>It's a... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | haha_supadupa | jbydt55 | <|soss|><|sot|>Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eot|><|sost|>I dont care if you get it or not.<|eost|><|sor|>Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eor|><|sor|>This is a tcp joke.<|eor|><|sor|>I met my wife on TCP<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | teefau | jbzeorn | <|soss|><|sot|>Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eot|><|sost|>I dont care if you get it or not.<|eost|><|sor|>Acknowledged<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | clearlybaffled | jc1ecdd | <|soss|><|sot|>Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eot|><|sost|>I dont care if you get it or not.<|eost|><|sor|>I'd tell you a UDP joke but you probably won't get it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | humblevladimirthegr8 | jbyqwh1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eot|><|sost|>I dont care if you get it or not.<|eost|><|sor|>Well, you dont have to ACKnowledge it, and it doesnt matter if you get it or not, because Im sending another one anyway.<|eor|><|sor|>So reposting this counts as part of the joke?<|eor|><|eo... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | attanai | jc28m1q | <|soss|><|sot|>Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eot|><|sost|>I dont care if you get it or not.<|eost|><|sor|>Do you know what the best thing about a UDP joke is?<|eor|><|sor|>This is a tcp joke.<|eor|><|sor|>I met my wife on TCP<|eor|><|sor|>I met your wife on TCP, too!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | 100je8y | <|soss|><|sot|>My new API uses Websockets, but the old one is still in my git repo.<|eot|><|sost|>The REST is history.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mike_a_oc | xslkgv | <|soss|><|sot|>what does an operating system and IKEA have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Some assembly required<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 199 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Siddiskongen | iqm6yxv | <|soss|><|sot|>what does an operating system and IKEA have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Some assembly required<|eost|><|sor|>Would rather say "loads of instructions"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Signal_Ad8579 | iqlic67 | <|soss|><|sot|>what does an operating system and IKEA have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Some assembly required<|eost|><|sor|>Do it yourself<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Healthy-Upstairs-286 | iqon52g | <|soss|><|sot|>what does an operating system and IKEA have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Some assembly required<|eost|><|sor|>What does Vim and IKEA have in common? Its really hard to exit.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DukeJukeVIII | p6gtsg | <|soss|><|sot|>Got my first IT job today<|eot|><|sost|>Some weird clown in the gutter kept trying to give me a paper boat.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheAwesome98_Real | h9ecql9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Got my first IT job today<|eot|><|sost|>Some weird clown in the gutter kept trying to give me a paper boat.<|eost|><|sor|>gun.shoot(pennywise);<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jeroengast | h9f8l3h | <|soss|><|sot|>Got my first IT job today<|eot|><|sost|>Some weird clown in the gutter kept trying to give me a paper boat.<|eost|><|sor|>gun.shoot(pennywise);<|eor|><|sor|>`AssertionError: gun.isLoaded == true was false. Please load the gun first.`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TorTheMentor | h9ghuwr | <|soss|><|sot|>Got my first IT job today<|eot|><|sost|>Some weird clown in the gutter kept trying to give me a paper boat.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't understand. Why do all of the results have six decimal places?
Everything floats down here.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jmona789 | ayk2sf | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you make your code seem better than it actually is?<|eot|><|sost|>You sugar code it. <|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 195 |
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