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ProgrammerDadJokes | Rigatavr | e8ir3ah | <|soss|><|sot|>Want to hear a UDP joke?<|eot|><|sost|>You might not get it. <|eost|><|sor|>I sometimes feel like this is the only programmer joke in existence. r/crappyreposting<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fahrenheitrkg | e8iq7ye | <|soss|><|sot|>Want to hear a UDP joke?<|eot|><|sost|>You might not get it. <|eost|><|sor|>I punchline got the already.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | audigex | e8ipnur | <|soss|><|sot|>Want to hear a UDP joke?<|eot|><|sost|>You might not get it. <|eost|><|sor|>Probably would get it I.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah I think I would it too<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | R10t-- | e8j6e8c | <|soss|><|sot|>Want to hear a UDP joke?<|eot|><|sost|>You might not get it. <|eost|><|sor|>Connection timeout.
Want to hear a UDP joke?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RandomUser03 | e8ir6ce | <|soss|><|sot|>Want to hear a UDP joke?<|eot|><|sost|>You might not get it. <|eost|><|sor|>Repost, just like getting a duplicate UDP packet<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reggie-drax | e8irjg6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Want to hear a UDP joke?<|eot|><|sost|>You might not get it. <|eost|><|sor|>I sometimes feel like this is the only programmer joke in existence. r/crappyreposting<|eor|><|sor|>It's the best one. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheSchemm | e8kyx23 | <|soss|><|sot|>Want to hear a UDP joke?<|eot|><|sost|>You might not get it. <|eost|><|sor|>And I don't care.<|eor|><|sor|>r/woooosh<|eor|><|sor|>Not r/woooosh udp actually doesn't care if packets aren't received. It does not check for any ACKs or anything. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Erlend05 | e8kh9ms | <|soss|><|sot|>Want to hear a UDP joke?<|eot|><|sost|>You might not get it. <|eost|><|sor|>A TCP transmission walks into a bar:
- I'd like one beer please.
- Beer ?
- Beer.
A UDP transmission walks into a bar:
- like beer beer please 'd one one. I<|eor|><|sor|>Beer?<|eor|><|sor|>Beer.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WithoutInternet | 9hyym8 | <|soss|><|sot|>That famous rapper who sends data to a server to create/update a resource.<|eot|><|sost|>POST Malone<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PsykoTiger | e6fnoks | <|soss|><|sot|>That famous rapper who sends data to a server to create/update a resource.<|eot|><|sost|>POST Malone<|eost|><|sor|>Give it a REST already!!!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | anyeyeball | e6fpvf7 | <|soss|><|sot|>That famous rapper who sends data to a server to create/update a resource.<|eot|><|sost|>POST Malone<|eost|><|sor|>Give it a REST already!!!<|eor|><|sor|>GET outta here!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sandarr95 | e6fqh1w | <|soss|><|sot|>That famous rapper who sends data to a server to create/update a resource.<|eot|><|sost|>POST Malone<|eost|><|sor|>Give it a REST already!!!<|eor|><|sor|>GET outta here!<|eor|><|sor|>PUT some more effort in next time<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Fry98 | e6fx4y0 | <|soss|><|sot|>That famous rapper who sends data to a server to create/update a resource.<|eot|><|sost|>POST Malone<|eost|><|sor|>Give it a REST already!!!<|eor|><|sor|>GET outta here!<|eor|><|sor|>PUT some more effort in next time<|eor|><|sor|>DELETE this comment<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sandarr95 | e6fxlqn | <|soss|><|sot|>That famous rapper who sends data to a server to create/update a resource.<|eot|><|sost|>POST Malone<|eost|><|sor|>Give it a REST already!!!<|eor|><|sor|>GET outta here!<|eor|><|sor|>PUT some more effort in next time<|eor|><|sor|>DELETE this comment<|eor|><|sor|>Enough of this, let's HEAD in another dire... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Fliggerty | e6g2v1y | <|soss|><|sot|>That famous rapper who sends data to a server to create/update a resource.<|eot|><|sost|>POST Malone<|eost|><|sor|>Give it a REST already!!!<|eor|><|sor|>GET outta here!<|eor|><|sor|>PUT some more effort in next time<|eor|><|sor|>DELETE this comment<|eor|><|sor|>Enough of this, let's HEAD in another dire... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | remtard_remmington | e6gl2u6 | <|soss|><|sot|>That famous rapper who sends data to a server to create/update a resource.<|eot|><|sost|>POST Malone<|eost|><|sor|>Give it a REST already!!!<|eor|><|sor|>GET outta here!<|eor|><|sor|>PUT some more effort in next time<|eor|><|sor|>DELETE this comment<|eor|><|sor|>Enough of this, let's HEAD in another dire... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BassWaver | e6fr6nt | <|soss|><|sot|>That famous rapper who sends data to a server to create/update a resource.<|eot|><|sost|>POST Malone<|eost|><|sor|>I GET it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wolfie379 | kuvbe0 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you know the creators of the original FORTRAN weren't Christian?<|eot|><|sost|>Because God is REAL but Jesus isn't.
Anyone not familiar with original FORTRAN let me know and I'll explain.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wolfie379 | giud59a | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you know the creators of the original FORTRAN weren't Christian?<|eot|><|sost|>Because God is REAL but Jesus isn't.
Anyone not familiar with original FORTRAN let me know and I'll explain.<|eost|><|sor|>Please explain<|eor|><|soopr|>In the original FORTRAN, a variable name had to meet the followin... | 186 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SlightTumbleweed | giuc53z | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you know the creators of the original FORTRAN weren't Christian?<|eot|><|sost|>Because God is REAL but Jesus isn't.
Anyone not familiar with original FORTRAN let me know and I'll explain.<|eost|><|sor|>Please explain<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gruengle | giv2odr | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you know the creators of the original FORTRAN weren't Christian?<|eot|><|sost|>Because God is REAL but Jesus isn't.
Anyone not familiar with original FORTRAN let me know and I'll explain.<|eost|><|sor|>Please explain<|eor|><|soopr|>In the original FORTRAN, a variable name had to meet the followin... | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Armandotrue | giuewb1 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you know the creators of the original FORTRAN weren't Christian?<|eot|><|sost|>Because God is REAL but Jesus isn't.
Anyone not familiar with original FORTRAN let me know and I'll explain.<|eost|><|sor|>Please explain<|eor|><|soopr|>In the original FORTRAN, a variable name had to meet the followin... | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cool_As_Your_Dad | giudnny | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you know the creators of the original FORTRAN weren't Christian?<|eot|><|sost|>Because God is REAL but Jesus isn't.
Anyone not familiar with original FORTRAN let me know and I'll explain.<|eost|><|sor|>Please explain<|eor|><|soopr|>In the original FORTRAN, a variable name had to meet the followin... | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Giocri | giv6gcf | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you know the creators of the original FORTRAN weren't Christian?<|eot|><|sost|>Because God is REAL but Jesus isn't.
Anyone not familiar with original FORTRAN let me know and I'll explain.<|eost|><|sor|>Please explain<|eor|><|soopr|>In the original FORTRAN, a variable name had to meet the followin... | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cGuille | givemut | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you know the creators of the original FORTRAN weren't Christian?<|eot|><|sost|>Because God is REAL but Jesus isn't.
Anyone not familiar with original FORTRAN let me know and I'll explain.<|eost|><|sor|>Please explain<|eor|><|soopr|>In the original FORTRAN, a variable name had to meet the followin... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wolfie379 | givdf8r | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you know the creators of the original FORTRAN weren't Christian?<|eot|><|sost|>Because God is REAL but Jesus isn't.
Anyone not familiar with original FORTRAN let me know and I'll explain.<|eost|><|sor|>Please explain<|eor|><|soopr|>In the original FORTRAN, a variable name had to meet the followin... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Fliggerty | giy6xov | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you know the creators of the original FORTRAN weren't Christian?<|eot|><|sost|>Because God is REAL but Jesus isn't.
Anyone not familiar with original FORTRAN let me know and I'll explain.<|eost|><|sor|>Please explain<|eor|><|soopr|>In the original FORTRAN, a variable name had to meet the followin... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wolfie379 | giw35gx | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you know the creators of the original FORTRAN weren't Christian?<|eot|><|sost|>Because God is REAL but Jesus isn't.
Anyone not familiar with original FORTRAN let me know and I'll explain.<|eost|><|sor|>Please explain<|eor|><|soopr|>In the original FORTRAN, a variable name had to meet the followin... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kalibabka | cwyx2q | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the C++ developer switch to a new language?<|eot|><|sost|>His coding skills had gotten Rusty.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoogleIsYourFrenemy | eyh99gn | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the C++ developer switch to a new language?<|eot|><|sost|>His coding skills had gotten Rusty.<|eost|><|sor|>He couldn't c the point of it any more?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | overkill | eyii7hl | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the C++ developer switch to a new language?<|eot|><|sost|>His coding skills had gotten Rusty.<|eost|><|sor|>He couldn't c the point of it any more?<|eor|><|sor|>He couldn't C sharp<|eor|><|sor|>He was Visually Basic.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pi3p14 | eyif4k3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the C++ developer switch to a new language?<|eot|><|sost|>His coding skills had gotten Rusty.<|eost|><|sor|>He couldn't c the point of it any more?<|eor|><|sor|>He couldn't C sharp<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Eva_Heaven | eyi7fw9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the C++ developer switch to a new language?<|eot|><|sost|>His coding skills had gotten Rusty.<|eost|><|sor|>He couldn't c the point of it any more?<|eor|><|sor|>He couldn't C any more positives in it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | billccn | eyk24on | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the C++ developer switch to a new language?<|eot|><|sost|>His coding skills had gotten Rusty.<|eost|><|sor|>Because `*(C+1) = 'D'`.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HiddenLayer5 | buc4t0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Linux users don't have sex.<|eot|><|sost|>They MATE.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SuperCollid | epa9tx2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Linux users don't have sex.<|eot|><|sost|>They MATE.<|eost|><|sor|>MATE users don't have sex, they linux?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EquationTAKEN | epat4v6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Linux users don't have sex.<|eot|><|sost|>They MATE.<|eost|><|sor|>findmnt
unzip
mount
grep
fsck
more
more
fsck
fsck
awk
make clean
zip<|eor|><|sor|>findmnt
>command not found: findmnt
unzip
grep
grep
awk
make clean
zip<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MyKidsArentOnReddit | epamdjz | <|soss|><|sot|>Linux users don't have sex.<|eot|><|sost|>They MATE.<|eost|><|sor|>But they do fsck<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Word_Dudely | epb1w0e | <|soss|><|sot|>Linux users don't have sex.<|eot|><|sost|>They MATE.<|eost|><|sor|>Also works without the second line<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jdauriemma | epdtzx5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Linux users don't have sex.<|eot|><|sost|>They MATE.<|eost|><|sor|>Just be careful for `stdin`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | waskerdu | 9ua29b | <|soss|><|sot|>I apologize in advance...<|eot|><|sost|>What is my cat's favorite datatype?
-A string.
Why does Mavis Beacon hate python?
-It's not *strictly* typed.
Why is William Shatner a void pointer?
-He's always typecast.
My coworker is a Java developer. Why does he need glasses?
-Because he can't see sharp.<|e... | 168 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KentoNishi | e92z7a7 | <|soss|><|sot|>I apologize in advance...<|eot|><|sost|>What is my cat's favorite datatype?
-A string.
Why does Mavis Beacon hate python?
-It's not *strictly* typed.
Why is William Shatner a void pointer?
-He's always typecast.
My coworker is a Java developer. Why does he need glasses?
-Because he can't see sharp.<|e... | 62 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reggie-drax | e931sq8 | <|soss|><|sot|>I apologize in advance...<|eot|><|sost|>What is my cat's favorite datatype?
-A string.
Why does Mavis Beacon hate python?
-It's not *strictly* typed.
Why is William Shatner a void pointer?
-He's always typecast.
My coworker is a Java developer. Why does he need glasses?
-Because he can't see sharp.<|e... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sickhippie | e93lk7c | <|soss|><|sot|>I apologize in advance...<|eot|><|sost|>What is my cat's favorite datatype?
-A string.
Why does Mavis Beacon hate python?
-It's not *strictly* typed.
Why is William Shatner a void pointer?
-He's always typecast.
My coworker is a Java developer. Why does he need glasses?
-Because he can't see sharp.<|e... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | laudarch | 806jo2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't HTML laugh<|eot|><|sost|>because it can only <ol><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Thameus | dutp204 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't HTML laugh<|eot|><|sost|>because it can only <ol><|eost|><|sor|>> Why can't HTML laugh *out loud*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ned_Dinkster | dutbn9e | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't HTML laugh<|eot|><|sost|>because it can only <ol><|eost|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | shvelo | duugg90 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't HTML laugh<|eot|><|sost|>because it can only <ol><|eost|><|sor|>Hmm, looks like Reddit Sync interprets that <ol> as HTML even though Reddit doesn't, so I was really confused when I saw only "because it can only" in the text. Time to file a bug report I guess. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vaaski | dutraye | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't HTML laugh<|eot|><|sost|>because it can only <ol><|eost|><|sor|>> Why can't HTML laugh *out loud*<|eor|><|sor|>Jeez why didn't I get that<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | saeblundr | duto6yk | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't HTML laugh<|eot|><|sost|>because it can only <ol><|eost|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>/ha<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 5225225 | duumlbk | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't HTML laugh<|eot|><|sost|>because it can only <ol><|eost|><|sor|>Hmm, looks like Reddit Sync interprets that <ol> as HTML even though Reddit doesn't, so I was really confused when I saw only "because it can only" in the text. Time to file a bug report I guess. <|eor|><|sor|><script>alert("what t... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | neelsg | 7pnuf4 | <|soss|><|sot|>I called a function but got nothing in return<|eot|><|sost|>All that effort is now void<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 0x564A00 | dsiq2j5 | <|soss|><|sot|>I called a function but got nothing in return<|eot|><|sost|>All that effort is now void<|eost|><|sor|>Thanks for giving me a pointer on this, I'll avoid getting into an argument becaume my daily routine doesn't function that way. But I guess you're the type to constantly call.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | q36cgc | <|soss|><|sot|>What would happen to Go if Google abandons it?<|eot|><|sost|>It would be Gone.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | verriond | hfpyj9p | <|soss|><|sot|>What would happen to Go if Google abandons it?<|eot|><|sost|>It would be Gone.<|eost|><|sor|>What would happen to Google if Go abandons it? It would be ogle.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | hfqhvlz | <|soss|><|sot|>What would happen to Go if Google abandons it?<|eot|><|sost|>It would be Gone.<|eost|><|sor|>What would happen to Google if Go abandons it? It would be ogle.<|eor|><|sor|>The real joke is in the comments.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | OhhhhhSHNAP | hfqw5d0 | <|soss|><|sot|>What would happen to Go if Google abandons it?<|eot|><|sost|>It would be Gone.<|eost|><|sor|>It would go to the [Google Graveyard](https://killedbygoogle.com/)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GarThor_TMK | hfrgubv | <|soss|><|sot|>What would happen to Go if Google abandons it?<|eot|><|sost|>It would be Gone.<|eost|><|sor|>It would go to the [Google Graveyard](https://killedbygoogle.com/)<|eor|><|sor|>RIP Google Reader.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reverendsteveii | hfqizas | <|soss|><|sot|>What would happen to Go if Google abandons it?<|eot|><|sost|>It would be Gone.<|eost|><|sor|>Gon't<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | hfrukde | <|soss|><|sot|>What would happen to Go if Google abandons it?<|eot|><|sost|>It would be Gone.<|eost|><|sor|>What would happen to Google if Go abandons it? It would be ogle.<|eor|><|sor|>The real joke is in the comments.<|eor|><|soopr|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/p64kg1/why\_do\_programmers\_lik... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | hfrw7ai | <|soss|><|sot|>What would happen to Go if Google abandons it?<|eot|><|sost|>It would be Gone.<|eost|><|sor|>It would go to the [Google Graveyard](https://killedbygoogle.com/)<|eor|><|soopr|>There are things that have existed for years that have been killed from just days ago to a few months ago. Never heard of most of ... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mshm | hfsixal | <|soss|><|sot|>What would happen to Go if Google abandons it?<|eot|><|sost|>It would be Gone.<|eost|><|sor|>It would go to the [Google Graveyard](https://killedbygoogle.com/)<|eor|><|sor|>Holy!!! So many things killed by Google.. Even AngularJS!?!? It hurts to look because many useful things just killed by Google<|eor|... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AgreeableLandscape3 | c3ttiy | <|soss|><|sot|>When you fall victim to a buffer overflow exploit...<|eot|><|sost|>0xFFFFFFFF<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jasapple | ertih4u | <|soss|><|sot|>When you fall victim to a buffer overflow exploit...<|eot|><|sost|>0xFFFFFFFF<|eost|><|sor|>F<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ign1fy | erudtz6 | <|soss|><|sot|>When you fall victim to a buffer overflow exploit...<|eot|><|sost|>0xFFFFFFFF<|eost|><|sor|>That's an int overflow :/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RustyNova016 | ampr06 | <|sols|><|sot|>Kiloreddyte<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/amp5nn/8_reddits_1_reddyte/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | attemptedlyrational | efnx8uv | <|sols|><|sot|>Kiloreddyte<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/amp5nn/8_reddits_1_reddyte/<|eol|><|sor|>So I'm wondering if the progression of this posts voting is being slowed down by everyone trying to make the upvote count fit into multiples of 8<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JefforyTheMC | 9xi1ct | <|sols|><|sot|>As a programmer, waking up is the 0th thing I do every morning<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/9xc32m/as_a_programmer_waking_up_is_the_0th_thing_i_do/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | oppai_suika | e9stiix | <|sols|><|sot|>As a programmer, waking up is the 0th thing I do every morning<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/9xc32m/as_a_programmer_waking_up_is_the_0th_thing_i_do/<|eol|><|sor|>As a Matlab programmer, I don't it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kimjae | e9sw0ji | <|sols|><|sot|>As a programmer, waking up is the 0th thing I do every morning<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/9xc32m/as_a_programmer_waking_up_is_the_0th_thing_i_do/<|eol|><|sor|>As a Java programmer, waking up is the last thing I do every morning<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vaaski | e9t6jfm | <|sols|><|sot|>As a programmer, waking up is the 0th thing I do every morning<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/9xc32m/as_a_programmer_waking_up_is_the_0th_thing_i_do/<|eol|><|sor|>as a javascript developer, i don't want to wake up at all<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AngleBoi03 | e9u90m6 | <|sols|><|sot|>As a programmer, waking up is the 0th thing I do every morning<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/9xc32m/as_a_programmer_waking_up_is_the_0th_thing_i_do/<|eol|><|sor|>Good job you got directed to the right subreddit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bjm00se | 6y9mcu | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock knock...<|eot|><|sost|>Knock knock!
Race Condition!
Who's there?<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bjm00se | dmlmjc5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock knock...<|eot|><|sost|>Knock knock!
Race Condition!
Who's there?<|eost|><|soopr|>Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere. Jokes don't get academic paper style attribution. Deal with it.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bjm00se | dmlsgj1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock knock...<|eot|><|sost|>Knock knock!
Race Condition!
Who's there?<|eost|><|soopr|>Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere. Jokes don't get academic paper style attribution. Deal with it.<|eoopr|><|sor|>This is great. Reminds me of similar UDP jokes.<|eor|><|sor|>But if it was a UDP joke you probably ... | 43 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bit_of_hope | dmltbou | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock knock...<|eot|><|sost|>Knock knock!
Race Condition!
Who's there?<|eost|><|sor|>Knock knock!
Who's there?
Off by.
Off by who?
Off by one error.
Index out of range.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jklmnn | dmlrpn6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock knock...<|eot|><|sost|>Knock knock!
Race Condition!
Who's there?<|eost|><|soopr|>Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere. Jokes don't get academic paper style attribution. Deal with it.<|eoopr|><|sor|>This is great. Reminds me of similar UDP jokes.<|eor|><|sor|>But if it was a UDP joke you probably ... | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 5896325874125 | dmmnwpv | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock knock...<|eot|><|sost|>Knock knock!
Race Condition!
Who's there?<|eost|><|sor|>I'm still waiting for that deadlock joke to return.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | batman1177 | dmm351p | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock knock...<|eot|><|sost|>Knock knock!
Race Condition!
Who's there?<|eost|><|sor|>A Good one, this is<|eor|><|sor|>So Yoda is a primitive AI with very poor concurrency management in his speech module. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aschentei | dmlumma | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock knock...<|eot|><|sost|>Knock knock!
Race Condition!
Who's there?<|eost|><|sor|>A Good one, this is<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | dmlo82l | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock knock...<|eot|><|sost|>Knock knock!
Race Condition!
Who's there?<|eost|><|soopr|>Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere. Jokes don't get academic paper style attribution. Deal with it.<|eoopr|><|sor|>This is great. Reminds me of similar UDP jokes.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CollectionLeather292 | zlvlez | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer walk home instead of taking the bus?<|eot|><|sost|>He used up all his cache<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | The_modern_conqueror | j07q40c | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer walk home instead of taking the bus?<|eot|><|sost|>He used up all his cache<|eost|><|sor|>Walking reduces anxiety<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | j07zxal | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer walk home instead of taking the bus?<|eot|><|sost|>He used up all his cache<|eost|><|sor|>But the VESA motherboard designer took the local bus.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MechanicalBengal | j098hzj | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer walk home instead of taking the bus?<|eot|><|sost|>He used up all his cache<|eost|><|sor|>But the VESA motherboard designer took the local bus.<|eor|><|sor|>that hertz<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | j08cqre | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer walk home instead of taking the bus?<|eot|><|sost|>He used up all his cache<|eost|><|sor|>It looked like a rather scuzzy bus.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EvilWizard99 | j08uc3l | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer walk home instead of taking the bus?<|eot|><|sost|>He used up all his cache<|eost|><|sor|>Garbage Collection for 1 hehehe<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Winkiway | wzej37 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why didn't the sterile programmer fix the bug?<|eot|><|sost|>He couldn't reproduce<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pbrpunx | im46r6g | <|soss|><|sot|>Why didn't the sterile programmer fix the bug?<|eot|><|sost|>He couldn't reproduce<|eost|><|sor|>There's always a relevant XKCD
https://xkcd.com/583/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | im2efst | <|soss|><|sot|>Why didn't the sterile programmer fix the bug?<|eot|><|sost|>He couldn't reproduce<|eost|><|sor|>Was the programmer working on a genetic algorithm?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/vndtr6/someone\_filed\_a\_report\_for\_a\_serious\_tricky\_bug/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | im4gdxx | <|soss|><|sot|>Why didn't the sterile programmer fix the bug?<|eot|><|sost|>He couldn't reproduce<|eost|><|sor|>QAs fault. Inadequate testes.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | wb11pg | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is backwards compatibility so important for C++?<|eot|><|sost|>Because if you C something, you can't un-C it.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoogleIsYourFrenemy | ii6m9i5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is backwards compatibility so important for C++?<|eot|><|sost|>Because if you C something, you can't un-C it.<|eost|><|sor|>Ever wonder why other languages make such a fuss about having C ABI support? Because when you C something, you say something.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | rocd07 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does a web developer choose to learn Perl and PHP instead of Python or Ruby?<|eot|><|sost|>There is no $ in Python and Ruby code.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | patryk-tech | hpxl99p | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does a web developer choose to learn Perl and PHP instead of Python or Ruby?<|eot|><|sost|>There is no $ in Python and Ruby code.<|eost|><|sor|>You can easily get money using python. >!`pip install money`!<<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kateba72 | hpxnoso | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does a web developer choose to learn Perl and PHP instead of Python or Ruby?<|eot|><|sost|>There is no $ in Python and Ruby code.<|eost|><|sor|>You can easily get money using python. >!`pip install money`!<<|eor|><|sor|>>!`gem install money`!< works in Ruby, too<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | The_Droide | hpxprqn | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does a web developer choose to learn Perl and PHP instead of Python or Ruby?<|eot|><|sost|>There is no $ in Python and Ruby code.<|eost|><|sor|>Global variables in Ruby use $ though<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA | hpzmjzk | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does a web developer choose to learn Perl and PHP instead of Python or Ruby?<|eot|><|sost|>There is no $ in Python and Ruby code.<|eost|><|sor|>Global variables in Ruby use $ though<|eor|><|sor|>It's also full of gems.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | glieseg | hpy3dd2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does a web developer choose to learn Perl and PHP instead of Python or Ruby?<|eot|><|sost|>There is no $ in Python and Ruby code.<|eost|><|sor|>But $ does have a meaning in python. It's the character representing the denomination of US currency.<|eor|><|sor|>That's an arbitrary value you are assignin... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kandrew313 | hpy7yw1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does a web developer choose to learn Perl and PHP instead of Python or Ruby?<|eot|><|sost|>There is no $ in Python and Ruby code.<|eost|><|sor|>I need semicolons.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
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