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programmerhumor
Zaros262
i9r6tp7
<|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So is this like Battle Ship where it just puts a mine where ever you click? Just randomly distributes 98 mines, then drops one mine when you click, where you click? I'm cross-posting this to FYIP.<|eor|><|sor|>There's many ways to go about this, but yes that's the gist of it. As a bonus, it seems to move/not place mines wherever you put a flag. Just to further mess with you in case you just put in some wild guesses before clicking a square.<|eor|><|sor|>Or even more evil: place mines under every flag except just one so you will always almost win<|eor|><|sor|>Or even more more evil: guarantee that the game ends in a 50/50 pick... and rig it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,283
programmerhumor
iGiveWholesome
i9qr1cu
<|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So is this like Battle Ship where it just puts a mine where ever you click? Just randomly distributes 98 mines, then drops one mine when you click, where you click? I'm cross-posting this to FYIP.<|eor|><|sor|>There's many ways to go about this, but yes that's the gist of it. As a bonus, it seems to move/not place mines wherever you put a flag. Just to further mess with you in case you just put in some wild guesses before clicking a square.<|eor|><|sor|>Or even more evil: place mines under every flag except just one so you will always almost win<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,204
programmerhumor
Tallyoyoguy42
i9qigyn
<|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Need to force the rare case of a 50-50 on each playthrough and then force it to be a bomb. That way you think you have a chance when you don't<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
952
programmerhumor
Existing_Ice1764
i9qdz94
<|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is just streamlining to the experience we all end up having anyway.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
784
programmerhumor
paowieuryt
i9qcsmz
<|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>https://www.glaielgames.com/adversarialminesweeper/<|eoopr|><|sor|>Wait, cant you just flag all bombs and then win?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
758
programmerhumor
PoopDev
i9qxsde
<|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>https://www.glaielgames.com/adversarialminesweeper/<|eoopr|><|sor|>Hey man great website but it does not work on the Nintendo 3DS browser.<|eor|><|sor|>Jesus Christ. Doesnt even have basic compatability options and he wants us to take this post seriously.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
627
programmerhumor
ZedTT
i9r85bd
<|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So is this like Battle Ship where it just puts a mine where ever you click? Just randomly distributes 98 mines, then drops one mine when you click, where you click? I'm cross-posting this to FYIP.<|eor|><|sor|>There's many ways to go about this, but yes that's the gist of it. As a bonus, it seems to move/not place mines wherever you put a flag. Just to further mess with you in case you just put in some wild guesses before clicking a square.<|eor|><|sor|>Or even more evil: place mines under every flag except just one so you will always almost win<|eor|><|sor|>Or even more more evil: guarantee that the game ends in a 50/50 pick... and rig it<|eor|><|sor|>This is the worst one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
386
programmerhumor
Lamkac
i9qqzjn
<|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Need to force the rare case of a 50-50 on each playthrough and then force it to be a bomb. That way you think you have a chance when you don't<|eor|><|sor|>Don't worry, I have already done it [https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/adwqm9/i\_made\_minesweeper\_clone\_where\_every\_game\_has/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/adwqm9/i_made_minesweeper_clone_where_every_game_has/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
378
programmerhumor
Headless_Onion
i9qcu5k
<|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Almost won. [https://imgur.com/a/SrKc7xc](https://imgur.com/a/SrKc7xc)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
343
programmerhumor
BeerIsGoodForSoul
i9qgudi
<|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>https://www.glaielgames.com/adversarialminesweeper/<|eoopr|><|sor|>Wait, cant you just flag all bombs and then win?<|eor|><|sor|>Big brain<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
313
programmerhumor
itmustbemitch
i9qhsot
<|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>https://www.glaielgames.com/adversarialminesweeper/<|eoopr|><|sor|>Wait, cant you just flag all bombs and then win?<|eor|><|sor|>If you mean flag every square, that's not winning because you've flagged a bunch incorrectly. If you mean just like... playing minesweeper and deducing the locations of the mines, you can't do that if wherever you click is always a mine<|eor|><|sor|>But what if u put down as many flags as there are mines? Then just click the other squares.<|eor|><|sor|>Putting down the flags doesn't mean that the mines will be there<|eor|><|sor|>You sure? Every flag in the video ended up being a mine. My guess is he programmed it that way.<|eor|><|sor|>The crossed out mines indicate that there was no mine there<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
245
programmerhumor
Jimmy_Twotone
i9rgy6u
<|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So is this like Battle Ship where it just puts a mine where ever you click? Just randomly distributes 98 mines, then drops one mine when you click, where you click? I'm cross-posting this to FYIP.<|eor|><|sor|>There's many ways to go about this, but yes that's the gist of it. As a bonus, it seems to move/not place mines wherever you put a flag. Just to further mess with you in case you just put in some wild guesses before clicking a square.<|eor|><|sor|>Or even more evil: place mines under every flag except just one so you will always almost win<|eor|><|sor|>Or even more more evil: guarantee that the game ends in a 50/50 pick... and rig it<|eor|><|sor|>This is the worst one<|eor|><|sor|>I thought that's how the og minesweeper worked<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
227
programmerhumor
littlebuck2007
i9qs11d
<|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So is this like Battle Ship where it just puts a mine where ever you click? Just randomly distributes 98 mines, then drops one mine when you click, where you click? I'm cross-posting this to FYIP.<|eor|><|sor|>There's many ways to go about this, but yes that's the gist of it. As a bonus, it seems to move/not place mines wherever you put a flag. Just to further mess with you in case you just put in some wild guesses before clicking a square.<|eor|><|sor|>Couldn't you just place 99 flags? The point is flagging all the mines, the numbers just help you get there<|eor|><|sor|>Flagging them doesn't win. You have to clear all of the non mines for the game to complete. Sometimes that's a 50/50 shot depending on how the board is generated.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
222
programmerhumor
abscessedecay
i9qkyw1
<|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So is this like Battle Ship where it just puts a mine where ever you click? Just randomly distributes 98 mines, then drops one mine when you click, where you click? I'm cross-posting this to FYIP.<|eor|><|sor|>I think its more there are no mines until you click, and once you lose then it randomly places the remaining mines.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
202
programmerhumor
itmustbemitch
i9qh6be
<|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>https://www.glaielgames.com/adversarialminesweeper/<|eoopr|><|sor|>Wait, cant you just flag all bombs and then win?<|eor|><|sor|>If you mean flag every square, that's not winning because you've flagged a bunch incorrectly. If you mean just like... playing minesweeper and deducing the locations of the mines, you can't do that if wherever you click is always a mine<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
197
programmerhumor
Slayzrr
tz74ns
<|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
55,102
programmerhumor
TheByteQueen
i3x9zrb
<|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, every language gets bashed here<|eor|><|sor|>yeah but some get zshed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7,313
programmerhumor
TheShardsOfNarsil
i3x908r
<|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, every language gets bashed here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6,928
programmerhumor
spam_bot42
i3x7yl8
<|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not like we're hating only Python.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,457
programmerhumor
PhantomTissue
i3xbd9m
<|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hate python because showing my code to anyone always gets the response you know theres a library for that right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,892
programmerhumor
obviousscumbag
i3xgojs
<|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not like we're hating only Python.<|eor|><|sor|>"There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses" -- Bjarne Stroustrup<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,797
programmerhumor
barkbeatle3
i3xpcny
<|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not like we're hating only Python.<|eor|><|sor|>"There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses" -- Bjarne Stroustrup<|eor|><|sor|>Ironically most people here seem to like or at least have an overall positive opinion of C++<|eor|><|sor|>To me its a fun language because of the weird ways you can play with pointers. It is also a terrible language because of the weird ways pointers can play with you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,963
programmerhumor
OtatoJoe
i3xcgut
<|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Heres the official rule of thumb for deciding which languages to hate: Languages i know = good Languages i dont know = bad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,596
programmerhumor
wacksaucehunnid
i3xj5o2
<|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Seems to me that programmers just hate programming.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,516
programmerhumor
AndreEagleDollar
i3xlfke
<|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hate python because showing my code to anyone always gets the response you know theres a library for that right?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah I mean this point I'm pretty sure there's a library for all the libraries and you don't even write code outside of your imports<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,489
programmerhumor
Any-Limit-7282
i3xnazw
<|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hate python because showing my code to anyone always gets the response you know theres a library for that right?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah I mean this point I'm pretty sure there's a library for all the libraries and you don't even write code outside of your imports<|eor|><|sor|>You just invented JavaScript<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,221
programmerhumor
TheTransistorMan
i3xmwua
<|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Seems to me that programmers just hate programming.<|eor|><|sor|>programmers also hate programmers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,010
programmerhumor
iamlegq
i3xho5z
<|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not like we're hating only Python.<|eor|><|sor|>"There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses" -- Bjarne Stroustrup<|eor|><|sor|>Ironically most people here seem to like or at least have an overall positive opinion of C++<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
935
programmerhumor
Transcendentalist178
i3x8a8z
<|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't _hate_ Python, but I don't like dynamic typing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
865
programmerhumor
phdoofus
i3xs8an
<|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The sooner you realize most languages used in production were originally some guy's weird research project thing and wasn't designed to be used the way you're using it and wasn't even really designed to be a 'real' workhorse language, the better off you'll be.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
851
programmerhumor
theprodigalslouch
i3xaizf
<|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, every language gets bashed here<|eor|><|sor|>yeah but some get zshed<|eor|><|sor|>Gottem<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
818
programmerhumor
JasonDilworth
i3xajg1
<|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Here we hate all languages equally. Except HTML, the one language to rule them all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
750
programmerhumor
Andthenwedoubleit
i3xhgco
<|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Heres the official rule of thumb for deciding which languages to hate: Languages i know = good Languages i dont know = bad<|eor|><|sor|>Languages I know: bad (traumatized by them) Languages I don't know: not enough info for an opinion, but I'm not optimistic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
684
programmerhumor
DataPakP
i3xnrge
<|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Seems to me that programmers just hate programming.<|eor|><|sor|>programmers also hate programmers<|eor|><|sor|>Damn programmers, they ruined programming!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
566
programmerhumor
Cheezyrock
i3xqmeu
<|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Here we hate all languages equally. Except HTML, the one language to rule them all.<|eor|><|sor|>HTML is s great language, but it helps to use a strong backend language with it like Microsoft Excel.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
553
programmerhumor
Vinxian
i3xbtcv
<|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's because snakes are scary. And the python logo has 2 of them in the logo alone! Spooky stuff<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
519
programmerhumor
Veinq
hqm2o5
<|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
55,080
programmerhumor
Noch_ein_Kamel
fxyrsao
<|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I sell my customers all the crappy code and let them pay to remove some later for that sweet sweet "performance optimization"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,916
programmerhumor
jadeskye7
fxz116v
<|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>12 languages worth of voice and subtitles even though you bought the English version.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,587
programmerhumor
The-UnwantedRR
fxz16oo
<|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Its lame only being able to fit like five games on my Xbox. Gotta remove one and do another 13 hour download if I want to play a different game. Feelsbadman.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,872
programmerhumor
Sigma567
fxz768s
<|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>12 languages worth of voice and subtitles even though you bought the English version.<|eor|><|sor|>Fully rendered teeth and tongue even though the character never opens its mouth<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,787
programmerhumor
haz_mat_
fxyssjk
<|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I sell my customers all the crappy code and let them pay to remove some later for that sweet sweet "performance optimization"<|eor|><|sor|>Just make a weirdly named mapping to the sleep function and sprinkle that in a few places.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,288
programmerhumor
corruptboomerang
fxywbft
<|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Mate, at present pirates do a better job of shrinking video games down than the Devs do. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
843
programmerhumor
RenzuMame
fxzat1n
<|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I sell my customers all the crappy code and let them pay to remove some later for that sweet sweet "performance optimization"<|eor|><|sor|>Just make a weirdly named mapping to the sleep function and sprinkle that in a few places.<|eor|><|sor|>What exactly is mapping?<|eor|><|sor|> def compute_eigen_composition(cache=None): sleep(1000)<|eor|><|sor|>Um, hey, actually the eigen composition is taking quite a toll on our response times, do you think we can make it any faster?<|eor|><|sor|>> def compute_eigen_composition(cache=None): > sleep(999)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
755
programmerhumor
FountainsOfFluids
fxz9307
<|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>"If we remove this object from the game world everything crashes, and we don't know why. So we just put it in a hidden room the player can't get to."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
715
programmerhumor
mindbleach
fxzjty4
<|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Its lame only being able to fit like five games on my Xbox. Gotta remove one and do another 13 hour download if I want to play a different game. Feelsbadman.<|eor|><|sor|>Like nothing changed since we had 8GB HDDs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
674
programmerhumor
haz_mat_
fxysy8h
<|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>As a web dev, I honestly don't know if we're to blame or the browser devs. That probably means I'm to blame <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
660
programmerhumor
dankfloyd
fxyyl3c
<|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Escape from tarkov is less than 20gbs. MW is over 140gbs now...it makes no sense.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
649
programmerhumor
MacAndShits
fxzc08q
<|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>12 languages worth of voice and subtitles even though you bought the English version.<|eor|><|sor|>Fully rendered teeth and tongue even though the character never opens its mouth<|eor|><|sor|>Except for that time they say "Eris Morn"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
568
programmerhumor
1080pfullhd-60fps
fxz962x
<|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I sell my customers all the crappy code and let them pay to remove some later for that sweet sweet "performance optimization"<|eor|><|sor|>Just make a weirdly named mapping to the sleep function and sprinkle that in a few places.<|eor|><|sor|>What exactly is mapping?<|eor|><|sor|> def compute_eigen_composition(cache=None): sleep(1000)<|eor|><|sor|>Um, hey, actually the eigen composition is taking quite a toll on our response times, do you think we can make it any faster?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
528
programmerhumor
Nickyficky
fxyzcj0
<|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I sell my customers all the crappy code and let them pay to remove some later for that sweet sweet "performance optimization"<|eor|><|sor|>Just make a weirdly named mapping to the sleep function and sprinkle that in a few places.<|eor|><|sor|>What exactly is mapping?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
454
programmerhumor
UnFukWit4ble
fxzeb22
<|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I sell my customers all the crappy code and let them pay to remove some later for that sweet sweet "performance optimization"<|eor|><|sor|>Just make a weirdly named mapping to the sleep function and sprinkle that in a few places.<|eor|><|sor|>What exactly is mapping?<|eor|><|sor|> def compute_eigen_composition(cache=None): sleep(1000)<|eor|><|sor|>Um, hey, actually the eigen composition is taking quite a toll on our response times, do you think we can make it any faster?<|eor|><|sor|>> def compute_eigen_composition(cache=None): > sleep(999)<|eor|><|sor|>999 milliseconds of sleep in the code, 999 milliseconds of sleep, take one down, push the patch, 998 milliseconds of sleep in the code,..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
423
programmerhumor
Mgzz
fxz4fxw
<|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Mate, at present pirates do a better job of shrinking video games down than the Devs do. <|eor|><|sor|>Don't they do stuff like scrapping localization features and compressing the hell out of audio and video files and sometimes replacing textures with compressed versions. On top of de-denuvo-ing the code. It's been a very long time but I seem to remember SkidRow released some installers where you could choose if you wanted HD textures or not (might have been Borderlands or Assassins Creed 2?) Still pretty impressive what they can pull off but some of their tricks aren't allowed to devs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
390
programmerhumor
De_Wouter
glboca
<|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
54,876
programmerhumor
peaboard
fqwipy0
<|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>That question has already been answered<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,818
programmerhumor
daniu
fqwkmtq
<|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Didn't I ask you last week to finish this?" "Closed as duplicate."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,860
programmerhumor
TheDustOfMen
fqwkjbh
<|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>That question has already been answered<|eor|><|sor|>This is always *so* helpful except for all of those times when it really isn't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,404
programmerhumor
pistrel
fqwkipg
<|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Too close to the truth. Is there a reason that some people on stackoverflow are condescending or downright rude? In addition to all the great people on there who have helped me out; even though Ive never had to ask a question, the answer has always been there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,054
programmerhumor
TellMeGetOffReddit
fqwrj3d
<|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>That question has already been answered<|eor|><|sor|>This is always *so* helpful except for all of those times when it really isn't.<|eor|><|sor|>Especially when the question is specific to your working conditions. Everyone assumes everyone is running the exact same configuration for every single thing ever done.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
726
programmerhumor
The_forgettable_guy
fqwmr9f
<|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Too close to the truth. Is there a reason that some people on stackoverflow are condescending or downright rude? In addition to all the great people on there who have helped me out; even though Ive never had to ask a question, the answer has always been there.<|eor|><|sor|>That's kind of exactly the point. You've never had to ask a question, because most questions have already been answered. Some of the more active people are probably annoyed that they've seen "how do i join two arrays together" for the 50th time this week.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
676
programmerhumor
cantadmittoposting
fqwypsb
<|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>That question has already been answered<|eor|><|sor|>This is always *so* helpful except for all of those times when it really isn't.<|eor|><|sor|>Especially when the question is specific to your working conditions. Everyone assumes everyone is running the exact same configuration for every single thing ever done.<|eor|><|sor|>The really obnoxious ones are questions about wacky SQL queries for really arcane crap and half the answers are inevitably: "well that's a stupid table design don't do that, change db and table structure." I **know** it's stupid! Is it that hard to believe I'm not the person in charge of the whole database and *can't* change the decisions other idiots have made? Just help me overcome the stupidity in a useful way!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
616
programmerhumor
unholyarmy
fqwo7mh
<|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Too close to the truth. Is there a reason that some people on stackoverflow are condescending or downright rude? In addition to all the great people on there who have helped me out; even though Ive never had to ask a question, the answer has always been there.<|eor|><|sor|>That's kind of exactly the point. You've never had to ask a question, because most questions have already been answered. Some of the more active people are probably annoyed that they've seen "how do i join two arrays together" for the 50th time this week.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah that is the theory, but the result is that if you ever want to ask something slightly more nuanced than "join two arrays together" your question gets marked as a duplicate (or rather, the google search takes you to someone else asking the exact question you had that has been marked as duplicate), and you're pointed to a simple answer of how to join two arrays together which doesnt solve your scenario. It made me exclude stackoverflow from my search results for a while because it was so hard to find anything remotely helpful.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
427
programmerhumor
bleeeer
fqwn9yd
<|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>That question has already been answered<|eor|><|sor|>"That question has already been answered." *Thread locked.* ***No link to where the question is answered.*** **AND ITS THE FIRST RESULT ON GOOGLE.**<|eor|><|sor|>Followup comment from OP on a really specific issue. > Don't worry I figured it out No further info on how they worked it out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
399
programmerhumor
trsy___3
fqx0nu4
<|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Didn't I ask you last week to finish this?" "Closed as duplicate."<|eor|><|sor|>"We need our website's slider to move after 9 seconds" "What steps did you take to try and resolve this on your own?" _Closed as low effort question._<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
307
programmerhumor
crowcawer
fqwt72h
<|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>That question has already been answered<|eor|><|sor|>This is always *so* helpful except for all of those times when it really isn't.<|eor|><|sor|>Especially when the question is specific to your working conditions. Everyone assumes everyone is running the exact same configuration for every single thing ever done.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe I dont want five layers of redundancy. Maybe my company only runs off of four computers and the bosses phone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
248
programmerhumor
hader_brugernavne
fqwsvn7
<|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Too close to the truth. Is there a reason that some people on stackoverflow are condescending or downright rude? In addition to all the great people on there who have helped me out; even though Ive never had to ask a question, the answer has always been there.<|eor|><|sor|>That's kind of exactly the point. You've never had to ask a question, because most questions have already been answered. Some of the more active people are probably annoyed that they've seen "how do i join two arrays together" for the 50th time this week.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah that is the theory, but the result is that if you ever want to ask something slightly more nuanced than "join two arrays together" your question gets marked as a duplicate (or rather, the google search takes you to someone else asking the exact question you had that has been marked as duplicate), and you're pointed to a simple answer of how to join two arrays together which doesnt solve your scenario. It made me exclude stackoverflow from my search results for a while because it was so hard to find anything remotely helpful.<|eor|><|sor|>I remember asking my first question on SO. I carefully went through it, making sure it matched all the rules. The response? A few downvotes and then... crickets. Never knew why it was downvoted, but it sure is discouraging after you spend ages trying very hard to formulate the question to the best of your ability. How hard is it to just say WHY you are downvoting something that someone clearly spent a lot of time writing? Clearly this was not a low-effort "complete my homework"-question. SO was designed to favor questions that are quickly answered, ones without too much context. That's just the way it's designed, whether it was intentional or not: if you want to farm points, go through simple questions and shoot from the hip. Look at new questions and you can see it happening in real time - answers pop up in record time and then are edited because they were written too quickly at first, trying to get the juicy attention. And let's be real, people want to farm points, and why wouldn't they because SO has decided that points award you privileges and can apparently be used to gain attention for job interviews. Just like reddit's design leads to echo chambers, SO's design, while promoting good answers, does have its downsides with trigger-happy users downvoting or closing questions they do not fully understand. I've even seen one SO user say they would downvote questions that are "not interesting"; but who are they to say what is interesting to someone else? Let me just finish by saying that there are many great SO users that are extremely helpful and I'm thankful for those. This doesn't mean that SO is perfect and could not be improved.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
236
programmerhumor
douira
fqwka3g
<|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"We only ask good questions and all good questions have already been answered so please just search stackoverflow instead of talking to me."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
218
programmerhumor
Frptwenty
fqwkylj
<|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>> _We need to ship this before end of the week._ _**Why**_ do you think you need to do that?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
183
programmerhumor
DalenSpeaks
fqwwz4n
<|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>That question has already been answered<|eor|><|sor|>This is always *so* helpful except for all of those times when it really isn't.<|eor|><|sor|>Especially when the question is specific to your working conditions. Everyone assumes everyone is running the exact same configuration for every single thing ever done.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe I dont want five layers of redundancy. Maybe my company only runs off of four computers and the bosses phone.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah. You work in the White House.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
180
programmerhumor
themellowsign
fqwm7cq
<|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>That question has already been answered<|eor|><|sor|>*links to a question that's not even remotely the same*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
158
programmerhumor
bensolow
fqx4oxt
<|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>That question has already been answered<|eor|><|sor|>This is always *so* helpful except for all of those times when it really isn't.<|eor|><|sor|>Especially when the question is specific to your working conditions. Everyone assumes everyone is running the exact same configuration for every single thing ever done.<|eor|><|sor|>The really obnoxious ones are questions about wacky SQL queries for really arcane crap and half the answers are inevitably: "well that's a stupid table design don't do that, change db and table structure." I **know** it's stupid! Is it that hard to believe I'm not the person in charge of the whole database and *can't* change the decisions other idiots have made? Just help me overcome the stupidity in a useful way!<|eor|><|sor|>Man this sounds like my life... most of the dbs I work with are owned by outside vendors. My company cant change anything about their db. A lot of times I only have read only access to the dbs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
151
programmerhumor
VitaminnCPP
xly172
<|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
54,828
programmerhumor
TerriblyCoded
iplpnr2
<|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Past me: Hahaha! IM A GENIUS! Present me: OH NO!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,140
programmerhumor
The_happy_person
ipli3t6
<|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm always future me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
848
programmerhumor
Mister_Lich
iplzdsn
<|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Past me: Hahaha! IM A GENIUS! Present me: OH NO!<|eor|><|sor|>I've never identified with a comment more in my entire life<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
759
programmerhumor
Henji99
iplxwub
<|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I see Tom Scott, I upvote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
612
programmerhumor
djnehi
iplv8p8
<|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Past me was a dick.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
502
programmerhumor
omgFWTbear
ipm0uck
<|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Past me: Hahaha! IM A GENIUS! Present me: OH NO!<|eor|><|sor|>I learned .. who was it, Knuth who said, Never write code as clever as you can, because debugging is harder than coding, so As many others, I received a full scholarship in my degree on that from the University of Hard Knocks, the School of Blood, Sweat, and Tears; later on, I shared this wisdom to my now-ex who started her career after me, she thought it was ridiculous to ever not be your cleverest. As they say, you can lead a horse to water <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
312
programmerhumor
that_thot_gamer
iplw6kd
<|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm always future me<|eor|><|sor|>it caught up to you too? huh, that's a problem for the next intern, fuck that guy anyway lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
287
programmerhumor
TheC0deApe
iplx5ob
<|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>i always try to code for the next guy. i also presume that i may be the next guy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
267
programmerhumor
aneurysm_
ipm0cws
<|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I see Tom Scott, I upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Same. I love what his channel has become over the past few years especially<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
253
programmerhumor
DarkScorpion48
iplzelg
<|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Every line of code put on production is immediately legacy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
243
programmerhumor
Beneficial_Arm_2100
ipm0tq6
<|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Past me was a dick.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, same. But future me is a real pushover lol. I push stuff off to him all the time and he just takes it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
224
programmerhumor
DrMobius0
ipm13uj
<|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>The real reason people job hop every 2 years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
217
programmerhumor
maciejokk
ipm7a2p
<|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I see Tom Scott, I upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Same. I love what his channel has become over the past few years especially<|eor|><|sor|>His videos are like that one random ass thought you get at 3 am and thats awesome<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
188
programmerhumor
Fellzer
ipmf4lg
<|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I see Tom Scott, I upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Same. I love what his channel has become over the past few years especially<|eor|><|sor|>His videos are like that one random ass thought you get at 3 am and thats awesome<|eor|><|sor|>*Here I stand, in a field in New West Hamptonshire. Nobody likes this field. The Germans bombed it. The British tried bulldozing it. But the field remains. So why then does it remain and when did it become so hated?*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
163
programmerhumor
brimston3-
ipm2ti5
<|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Past me: Hahaha! IM A GENIUS! Present me: OH NO!<|eor|><|sor|>I learned .. who was it, Knuth who said, Never write code as clever as you can, because debugging is harder than coding, so As many others, I received a full scholarship in my degree on that from the University of Hard Knocks, the School of Blood, Sweat, and Tears; later on, I shared this wisdom to my now-ex who started her career after me, she thought it was ridiculous to ever not be your cleverest. As they say, you can lead a horse to water <|eor|><|sor|>If it took you 2 weeks to figure out complex system interactions at the height of your power, its probably going to take you 4 weeks now to figure out why the jank solution works and how to make a non-jank fix for it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
142
programmerhumor
EwgB
iplyv8m
<|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The solution is to change jobs every couple of years. Has worked out so far!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
127
programmerhumor
Ok_King2949
iplt81s
<|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>This guy looked like 20 less than a decade ago, now he looks like in his fifties.. programming is fun<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
118
programmerhumor
Sufficient-Brush-636
o27y7g
<|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
54,736
programmerhumor
Otis2341
h251b9j
<|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hate those wide screens.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,102
programmerhumor
jeankev
h25amj6
<|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>100% the weirdest requirements will end up being about screen resolution.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,843
programmerhumor
regorsec
h25jq3k
<|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hate those wide screens.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd charge 750 euro for wide screen<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,847
programmerhumor
Salanmander
h25kvsl
<|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>100% the weirdest requirements will end up being about screen resolution.<|eor|><|sor|>it needs to look good on his palm pilot<|eor|><|sor|>"We expect to get 10% of our hits from Samsung smart fridges."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,548
programmerhumor
Esus9
h25ixxn
<|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>100% the weirdest requirements will end up being about screen resolution.<|eor|><|sor|>it needs to look good on his palm pilot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,136
programmerhumor
Lord_Ho-Ryu
h25gim3
<|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thats when I bill dad for the remaining balance. I dont get why people do this. My dad, and most people I know, would flip their lids if I got them a job like that. Edit: spelling<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
894
programmerhumor
Mc_UsernameTaken
h25dhmx
<|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well that's a good pay for a days work of throwing up a WordPress site with a few plugins and... voila!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
884
programmerhumor
Mad-chuska
h25o37m
<|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hate those wide screens.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd charge 750 euro for wide screen<|eor|><|sor|>Will you do my mobile app for 250 then? Its only max 400px.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
763
programmerhumor
tgnuow
h25dfjj
<|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Best viewed with Netscape Navigator at 800x600<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
662
programmerhumor
_TheLoneDeveloper_
h25pmzu
<|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My dad wanted me to build the website for a local government office he is affiliated with. He told them I could do it for a couple hundred bucks. I definitely didnt do it. Fuck that. They have budget.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a fucking government, he should have said a couple thousands, for "security". We charge 500+ for a single page no CMS websites to no profitable orgs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
503