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ProgrammerDadJokes | mjgardner | hpy3qpq | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does a web developer choose to learn Perl and PHP instead of Python or Ruby?<|eot|><|sost|>There is no $ in Python and Ruby code.<|eost|><|sor|>Any language with regular expressions has `$`.
But if you want to learn about Perl features you might have missed, check out [34 at 34 for Perl v5.34](https... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | patryk-tech | hpy7k9h | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does a web developer choose to learn Perl and PHP instead of Python or Ruby?<|eot|><|sost|>There is no $ in Python and Ruby code.<|eost|><|sor|>But $ does have a meaning in python. It's the character representing the denomination of US currency.<|eor|><|sor|>> It's the character representing the deno... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Meeesh- | 2zblul | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Java programmers need glasses?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't C#!<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Terreurhaas | cpnsqkw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Java programmers need glasses?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't C#!<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Check the subreddit.<|eor|><|sor|>I forgot how to read... that's embarrassing<|eor|><|sor|>Weren't wearing your glasses again, huh?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 3mbyr | cr0gyrw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Java programmers need glasses?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't C#!<|eost|><|sor|>This is beautiful<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Emotional-Tomorrow23 | 11wucdn | <|soss|><|sot|>What kind of food do browsers dislike?<|eot|><|sost|>Expired cookies.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | jd03szz | <|soss|><|sot|>What kind of food do browsers dislike?<|eot|><|sost|>Expired cookies.<|eost|><|sor|>Especially when they paid good cache for them!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | azronio | jd0hrf3 | <|soss|><|sot|>What kind of food do browsers dislike?<|eot|><|sost|>Expired cookies.<|eost|><|sor|>Especially when they paid good cache for them!<|eor|><|sor|>Of CORS they do<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sfled | jczw2mh | <|soss|><|sot|>What kind of food do browsers dislike?<|eot|><|sost|>Expired cookies.<|eost|><|sor|>\*angry upvote\*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | jd0qe72 | <|soss|><|sot|>What kind of food do browsers dislike?<|eot|><|sost|>Expired cookies.<|eost|><|sor|>Ones low in chromium?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroCatt | jd19qyo | <|soss|><|sot|>What kind of food do browsers dislike?<|eot|><|sost|>Expired cookies.<|eost|><|sor|>IE dislikes fast food.
(Because it's fast)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | 10v4bls | <|soss|><|sot|>The numbers on my clock are 1, 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49, 64, 81, 100, 121, and 144.<|eot|><|sost|>It runs in n^2 time.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | johnbr | j7feirw | <|soss|><|sot|>The numbers on my clock are 1, 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49, 64, 81, 100, 121, and 144.<|eot|><|sost|>It runs in n^2 time.<|eost|><|sor|>Times Square<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | drfinale | j7fdjno | <|soss|><|sot|>The numbers on my clock are 1, 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49, 64, 81, 100, 121, and 144.<|eot|><|sost|>It runs in n^2 time.<|eost|><|sor|>I thought maybe your clock was perfectly squared<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | UrToeIsStubbed | j7fef3g | <|soss|><|sot|>The numbers on my clock are 1, 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49, 64, 81, 100, 121, and 144.<|eot|><|sost|>It runs in n^2 time.<|eost|><|sor|>You have a square clock<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroCatt | j7ffej1 | <|soss|><|sot|>The numbers on my clock are 1, 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49, 64, 81, 100, 121, and 144.<|eot|><|sost|>It runs in n^2 time.<|eost|><|sor|>Times Square<|eor|><|sor|>Eyyyyyy<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Optimusskyler | j7hcgsh | <|soss|><|sot|>The numbers on my clock are 1, 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49, 64, 81, 100, 121, and 144.<|eot|><|sost|>It runs in n^2 time.<|eost|><|sor|>Times Square<|eor|><|sor|>That is infuriatingly clever<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | code-panda | j7g1fox | <|soss|><|sot|>The numbers on my clock are 1, 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49, 64, 81, 100, 121, and 144.<|eot|><|sost|>It runs in n^2 time.<|eost|><|sor|>Your clock wasn't there when someone said "Be there or be square!"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | humblevladimirthegr8 | j7gm35v | <|soss|><|sot|>The numbers on my clock are 1, 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49, 64, 81, 100, 121, and 144.<|eot|><|sost|>It runs in n^2 time.<|eost|><|sor|>My clock runs in O(1) time. It always says 1 o'clock<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | j7i8kh2 | <|soss|><|sot|>The numbers on my clock are 1, 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49, 64, 81, 100, 121, and 144.<|eot|><|sost|>It runs in n^2 time.<|eost|><|sor|>Dude, for heavens sake, get a clock that runs o(n) time!<|eor|><|soopr|>Instructions unclear. Built a floral clock that runs on thyme.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | virfmg | <|soss|><|sot|>"What do you do?" "I'm in TI."<|eot|><|sost|>"Don't you mean IT?"
"No, I only fix calculators."<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | idfpvq3 | <|soss|><|sot|>"What do you do?" "I'm in TI."<|eot|><|sost|>"Don't you mean IT?"
"No, I only fix calculators."<|eost|><|sor|>When Im on support, I feel like I only fix calculators too.
Theyre making so many miscalculations of the original requirements or specs<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | te9549 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the guys smalltalk never lead to any successful relationships?<|eot|><|sost|>Ultimately he just treated everyone like an object.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | arjo_reich | i0oziwl | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the guys smalltalk never lead to any successful relationships?<|eot|><|sost|>Ultimately he just treated everyone like an object.<|eost|><|sor|>Alas, a singleton.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | i0pcp9j | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the guys smalltalk never lead to any successful relationships?<|eot|><|sost|>Ultimately he just treated everyone like an object.<|eost|><|sor|>Alas, a singleton.<|eor|><|soopr|>And yet, not the primitive type.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Perenially_behind | i0p1l2q | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the guys smalltalk never lead to any successful relationships?<|eot|><|sost|>Ultimately he just treated everyone like an object.<|eost|><|sor|>And he sent the wrong messages?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | i0po6jk | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the guys smalltalk never lead to any successful relationships?<|eot|><|sost|>Ultimately he just treated everyone like an object.<|eost|><|sor|>And he sent the wrong messages?<|eor|><|soopr|>It was how they were interpreted.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheMulti0 | imdz6f | <|soss|><|sot|>What do they call Java's compiler?<|eot|><|sost|>Just Too Late compiler<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | icsharppeople | g3zx5ld | <|soss|><|sot|>What do they call Java's compiler?<|eot|><|sost|>Just Too Late compiler<|eost|><|sor|>Im a noob ): mind explaining?<|eor|><|sor|>Java does what's called Just in time compilation (JIT). Meaning the java code is compiled to assembly while your java program is running. This process in combination with garba... | 55 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nk2580 | g3z29pt | <|soss|><|sot|>What do they call Java's compiler?<|eot|><|sost|>Just Too Late compiler<|eost|><|sor|>Shit. Thats what Javas compiler is.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | spwashi | g4027n4 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do they call Java's compiler?<|eot|><|sost|>Just Too Late compiler<|eost|><|sor|>Im a noob ): mind explaining?<|eor|><|sor|>Java does what's called Just in time compilation (JIT). Meaning the java code is compiled to assembly while your java program is running. This process in combination with garba... | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AX-11 | g3zupcw | <|soss|><|sot|>What do they call Java's compiler?<|eot|><|sost|>Just Too Late compiler<|eost|><|sor|>Im a noob ): mind explaining?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | g42dbg0 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do they call Java's compiler?<|eot|><|sost|>Just Too Late compiler<|eost|><|sor|>And here I was, thinking it was javac.<|eor|><|sor|>'javac' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.<|eor|><|sor|>``alias javac="rm -rf *"``<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | spwashi | g40i8ih | <|soss|><|sot|>What do they call Java's compiler?<|eot|><|sost|>Just Too Late compiler<|eost|><|sor|>Im a noob ): mind explaining?<|eor|><|sor|>Java does what's called Just in time compilation (JIT). Meaning the java code is compiled to assembly while your java program is running. This process in combination with garba... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | g424tjs | <|soss|><|sot|>What do they call Java's compiler?<|eot|><|sost|>Just Too Late compiler<|eost|><|sor|>And here I was, thinking it was javac.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SleeplessSloth79 | g42mvdp | <|soss|><|sot|>What do they call Java's compiler?<|eot|><|sost|>Just Too Late compiler<|eost|><|sor|>And here I was, thinking it was javac.<|eor|><|sor|>'javac' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.<|eor|><|sor|>``alias javac="rm -rf *"``<|eor|><|sor|>I suppose that would... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _rob_saunders | g42cvtm | <|soss|><|sot|>What do they call Java's compiler?<|eot|><|sost|>Just Too Late compiler<|eost|><|sor|>And here I was, thinking it was javac.<|eor|><|sor|>'javac' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Elvith | g43ygvp | <|soss|><|sot|>What do they call Java's compiler?<|eot|><|sost|>Just Too Late compiler<|eost|><|sor|>And here I was, thinking it was javac.<|eor|><|sor|>'javac' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.<|eor|><|sor|>``alias javac="rm -rf *"``<|eor|><|sor|>I suppose that would... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dockerfile | 7i6rmy | <|soss|><|sot|>Good morning 192.168.1.255<|eot|><|sost|>good morning everyone<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | OrnateLime5097 | dqx281f | <|soss|><|sot|>Good morning 192.168.1.255<|eot|><|sost|>good morning everyone<|eost|><|sor|>I almost commented "Hey that is the address of my routers default gateway!" Then the joke clicked.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | botmatrix_ | dqxx10w | <|soss|><|sot|>Good morning 192.168.1.255<|eot|><|sost|>good morning everyone<|eost|><|sor|>_good news, 192.168.1.255!_<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | caskey | dqxs1sf | <|soss|><|sot|>Good morning 192.168.1.255<|eot|><|sost|>good morning everyone<|eost|><|sor|>I almost commented "Hey that is the address of my routers default gateway!" Then the joke clicked.<|eor|><|sor|>No, it's not.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LeJoker | dqx9pm3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Good morning 192.168.1.255<|eot|><|sost|>good morning everyone<|eost|><|sor|>Good morning 0.0.0.0/0<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | OrnateLime5097 | dqxurcn | <|soss|><|sot|>Good morning 192.168.1.255<|eot|><|sost|>good morning everyone<|eost|><|sor|>I almost commented "Hey that is the address of my routers default gateway!" Then the joke clicked.<|eor|><|sor|>No, it's not.<|eor|><|sor|>You are correct. I am an idiot. I also believe I completely missed the joke.<|eor|><|eoss... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AresZs | dqxvynp | <|soss|><|sot|>Good morning 192.168.1.255<|eot|><|sost|>good morning everyone<|eost|><|sor|>Did someone say something?
192.168.2.1<|eor|><|sor|>8.8.8.8: Hey router, give me all data from your clients! This is the data police! <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rdaniels302 | drn6f1z | <|soss|><|sot|>Good morning 192.168.1.255<|eot|><|sost|>good morning everyone<|eost|><|sor|>Theres no place like 127.0.0.1<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jayands | drsvbb0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Good morning 192.168.1.255<|eot|><|sost|>good morning everyone<|eost|><|sor|>Theres no place like 127.0.0.1<|eor|><|sor|>Sure there is. `::1`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pekkhum | drg899i | <|soss|><|sot|>Good morning 192.168.1.255<|eot|><|sost|>good morning everyone<|eost|><|sor|>Good morning 0.0.0.0/0<|eor|><|sor|>Greet the network, not the members, eh?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | vke1od | <|soss|><|sot|>I saw this suspicious hack and thought to myself: "hmm... that's a bit shifty..."<|eot|><|sost|> hash <<= 1;
hash >>= 1;<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | idp6xk2 | <|soss|><|sot|>I saw this suspicious hack and thought to myself: "hmm... that's a bit shifty..."<|eot|><|sost|> hash <<= 1;
hash >>= 1;<|eost|><|sor|>i dont get it <|eor|><|soopr|>The code is a left bit shift followed by a right bit shift.
Something that is shifty is a bit suspicious.
The joke makes you think ... | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FallenWarrior2k | idpjspa | <|soss|><|sot|>I saw this suspicious hack and thought to myself: "hmm... that's a bit shifty..."<|eot|><|sost|> hash <<= 1;
hash >>= 1;<|eost|><|sor|>i dont get it <|eor|><|soopr|>The code is a left bit shift followed by a right bit shift.
Something that is shifty is a bit suspicious.
The joke makes you think ... | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | robisodd | idqjx2q | <|soss|><|sot|>I saw this suspicious hack and thought to myself: "hmm... that's a bit shifty..."<|eot|><|sost|> hash <<= 1;
hash >>= 1;<|eost|><|sor|>So is this "shifty eyes"?
#\<\<\_\<\<
#\>\>\_\>\><|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | haxxorkitteh | idp607d | <|soss|><|sot|>I saw this suspicious hack and thought to myself: "hmm... that's a bit shifty..."<|eot|><|sost|> hash <<= 1;
hash >>= 1;<|eost|><|sor|>i dont get it <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | vgl45n | <|soss|><|sot|>I just saw this strange comment and I thought to myself: "hmm... that's odd..."<|eot|><|sost|> if (i % 2 != 0) // This is even
...<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Kinglink | id4dino | <|soss|><|sot|>I just saw this strange comment and I thought to myself: "hmm... that's odd..."<|eot|><|sost|> if (i % 2 != 0) // This is even
...<|eost|><|sor|>*reads post* "... strange... wait what's the point of this post? " *Reads the text again* "yeah that's bad." *reads the title* "God I hate thi... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SIRBOB-101 | id3hdsz | <|soss|><|sot|>I just saw this strange comment and I thought to myself: "hmm... that's odd..."<|eot|><|sost|> if (i % 2 != 0) // This is even
...<|eost|><|sor|>r/angryupvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Freezer12557 | id2qlye | <|soss|><|sot|>I just saw this strange comment and I thought to myself: "hmm... that's odd..."<|eot|><|sost|> if (i % 2 != 0) // This is even
...<|eost|><|sor|>Nice<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | id4hf8q | <|soss|><|sot|>I just saw this strange comment and I thought to myself: "hmm... that's odd..."<|eot|><|sost|> if (i % 2 != 0) // This is even
...<|eost|><|sor|>*reads post* "... strange... wait what's the point of this post? " *Reads the text again* "yeah that's bad." *reads the title* "God I hate thi... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | vbxl5t | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Church decide that paying money as a form of indulgence was a bad idea after all?<|eot|><|sost|>Computers said it was a sin tax error.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | germansnowman | icbkmsg | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Church decide that paying money as a form of indulgence was a bad idea after all?<|eot|><|sost|>Computers said it was a sin tax error.<|eost|><|sor|>Wasn't that MLK? The church out right banished him.<|eor|><|sor|>ML without the K.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Detroit06 | icb2g98 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Church decide that paying money as a form of indulgence was a bad idea after all?<|eot|><|sost|>Computers said it was a sin tax error.<|eost|><|sor|>Jesus Christ love this one<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroCatt | icbi1du | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Church decide that paying money as a form of indulgence was a bad idea after all?<|eot|><|sost|>Computers said it was a sin tax error.<|eost|><|sor|>Wasn't that MLK? The church out right banished him.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | v9y488 | <|soss|><|sot|>Once I reviewed this antisocial batch developers code. I IMed him that his program wasnt properly checking the file status. His reply:<|eot|><|sost|>FUCK EOF!
He stopped reading any input from me after that.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EquationTAKEN | ic03st4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Once I reviewed this antisocial batch developers code. I IMed him that his program wasnt properly checking the file status. His reply:<|eot|><|sost|>FUCK EOF!
He stopped reading any input from me after that.<|eost|><|sor|>I read the title and thought "the punchline better be good because this is a l... | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ic09tfg | <|soss|><|sot|>Once I reviewed this antisocial batch developers code. I IMed him that his program wasnt properly checking the file status. His reply:<|eot|><|sost|>FUCK EOF!
He stopped reading any input from me after that.<|eost|><|sor|>I read the title and thought "the punchline better be good because this is a l... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ux0eri | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does Bill Gates avoid subclasses?<|eot|><|sost|>He doesnt believe in children inheriting from a parent.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AdultingGoneMild | i9vbjkk | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does Bill Gates avoid subclasses?<|eot|><|sost|>He doesnt believe in children inheriting from a parent.<|eost|><|sor|>he's an OS man. Children are oraphaned and killed to reclaim their resources.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | i9vk0r8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does Bill Gates avoid subclasses?<|eot|><|sost|>He doesnt believe in children inheriting from a parent.<|eost|><|sor|>Anyway, it's not a good design to extend a god class.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HumanNotABot | mwdbln | <|soss|><|sot|>Why didnt the python programmer mind getting a swab for Covid-19?<|eot|><|sost|>Because theyre used to nosetests<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HumanNotABot | gvjy4rf | <|soss|><|sot|>Why didnt the python programmer mind getting a swab for Covid-19?<|eot|><|sost|>Because theyre used to nosetests<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it...<|eor|><|soopr|>Nose is a fairly popular framework for writing unit tests in Python. To run them, you type nosetests.
http://nose.readthedocs.io/en/latest/<|eo... | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gmtime | gvjv24t | <|soss|><|sot|>Why didnt the python programmer mind getting a swab for Covid-19?<|eot|><|sost|>Because theyre used to nosetests<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MischaDy | gvkkvub | <|soss|><|sot|>Why didnt the python programmer mind getting a swab for Covid-19?<|eot|><|sost|>Because theyre used to nosetests<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it...<|eor|><|soopr|>Nose is a fairly popular framework for writing unit tests in Python. To run them, you type nosetests.
http://nose.readthedocs.io/en/latest/<|eo... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AverageSolusUser | af73ig | <|sols|><|sot|>This is bad<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/af5fnf/q_with_britain_leaving_eu_soon_how_much_space/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AuburnAubergine | edxxqwi | <|sols|><|sot|>This is bad<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/af5fnf/q_with_britain_leaving_eu_soon_how_much_space/<|eol|><|sor|>Only if EU runs garbage collector though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | 118win3 | <|soss|><|sot|>I've created a coin-flip simulation microservice with push notifications.<|eot|><|sost|>If it lands on tails, it gives you a heads up.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | justwannabeloggedin | j9lv8hg | <|soss|><|sot|>I've created a coin-flip simulation microservice with push notifications.<|eot|><|sost|>If it lands on tails, it gives you a heads up.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm incredibly angry at you for making me groan at this.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | j9mb0h8 | <|soss|><|sot|>I've created a coin-flip simulation microservice with push notifications.<|eot|><|sost|>If it lands on tails, it gives you a heads up.<|eost|><|sor|>Having much experience with this technology, your implementation leaves me on edge.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nsagan271 | y0a1ra | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a compression algorithm for integer arrays that represents the numbers 1, 2, and 50 as Roman numerals.<|eot|><|sost|>For instance, [1, 4, 3, 2, 6, 20, 2, 50] becomes:
I II
II L.
Its quite LOSSy.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | drcorchit | irqs0a4 | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a compression algorithm for integer arrays that represents the numbers 1, 2, and 50 as Roman numerals.<|eot|><|sost|>For instance, [1, 4, 3, 2, 6, 20, 2, 50] becomes:
I II
II L.
Its quite LOSSy.<|eost|><|sor|>oh my god<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GaianNeuron | irs0ugd | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a compression algorithm for integer arrays that represents the numbers 1, 2, and 50 as Roman numerals.<|eot|><|sost|>For instance, [1, 4, 3, 2, 6, 20, 2, 50] becomes:
I II
II L.
Its quite LOSSy.<|eost|><|sor|>I can't believe you've done this<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ixogamer | irt8pom | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a compression algorithm for integer arrays that represents the numbers 1, 2, and 50 as Roman numerals.<|eot|><|sost|>For instance, [1, 4, 3, 2, 6, 20, 2, 50] becomes:
I II
II L.
Its quite LOSSy.<|eost|><|sor|>i don't get it, any explanation?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | diggydiggydark | irtcocy | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a compression algorithm for integer arrays that represents the numbers 1, 2, and 50 as Roman numerals.<|eot|><|sost|>For instance, [1, 4, 3, 2, 6, 20, 2, 50] becomes:
I II
II L.
Its quite LOSSy.<|eost|><|sor|>i don't get it, any explanation?<|eor|><|sor|>The compression algorithm compressed ... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ixogamer | irtxu16 | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a compression algorithm for integer arrays that represents the numbers 1, 2, and 50 as Roman numerals.<|eot|><|sost|>For instance, [1, 4, 3, 2, 6, 20, 2, 50] becomes:
I II
II L.
Its quite LOSSy.<|eost|><|sor|>i don't get it, any explanation?<|eor|><|sor|>Look up Loss on knowyourmeme.<|eor|><... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xiipaoc | irtee08 | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a compression algorithm for integer arrays that represents the numbers 1, 2, and 50 as Roman numerals.<|eot|><|sost|>For instance, [1, 4, 3, 2, 6, 20, 2, 50] becomes:
I II
II L.
Its quite LOSSy.<|eost|><|sor|>i don't get it, any explanation?<|eor|><|sor|>Look up Loss on knowyourmeme.<|eor|><... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BriansRottingCorpse | irtig6z | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a compression algorithm for integer arrays that represents the numbers 1, 2, and 50 as Roman numerals.<|eot|><|sost|>For instance, [1, 4, 3, 2, 6, 20, 2, 50] becomes:
I II
II L.
Its quite LOSSy.<|eost|><|sor|>i don't get it, any explanation?<|eor|><|sor|>https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss<|... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | xom7ss | <|soss|><|sot|>What error message do you see after a server room water leak brought a network down?<|eot|><|sost|>"Write Failed: broken pipe"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | ipzroxx | <|soss|><|sot|>What error message do you see after a server room water leak brought a network down?<|eot|><|sost|>"Write Failed: broken pipe"<|eost|><|sor|>Good Linux joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | iq01s10 | <|soss|><|sot|>What error message do you see after a server room water leak brought a network down?<|eot|><|sost|>"Write Failed: broken pipe"<|eost|><|sor|>Good Linux joke.<|eor|><|sor|>You can fix that pipe with a wrench that has a good grep.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 442031871 | iq0vzlw | <|soss|><|sot|>What error message do you see after a server room water leak brought a network down?<|eot|><|sost|>"Write Failed: broken pipe"<|eost|><|sor|>Good Linux joke.<|eor|><|sor|>You can fix that pipe with a wrench that has a good grep.<|eor|><|sor|>That's what she sed. Lol, had to.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | iq2b35e | <|soss|><|sot|>What error message do you see after a server room water leak brought a network down?<|eot|><|sost|>"Write Failed: broken pipe"<|eost|><|sor|>Good Linux joke.<|eor|><|sor|>You can fix that pipe with a wrench that has a good grep.<|eor|><|sor|>That's what she sed. Lol, had to.<|eor|><|sor|>That was awk-war... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | iq1cwf9 | <|soss|><|sot|>What error message do you see after a server room water leak brought a network down?<|eot|><|sost|>"Write Failed: broken pipe"<|eost|><|sor|>Good Linux joke.<|eor|><|sor|>You can fix that pipe with a wrench that has a good grep.<|eor|><|sor|>That's what she sed. Lol, had to.<|eor|><|sor|>Stick a fork in ... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kalibabka | s6s5e5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why could the Unix user no longer read file contents?<|eot|><|sost|>Their cat died<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tofrank55 | ht5j1j4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why could the Unix user no longer read file contents?<|eot|><|sost|>Their cat died<|eost|><|sor|>Sounds like *less* of a problem than what you present<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | patryk-tech | ht5s2cl | <|soss|><|sot|>Why could the Unix user no longer read file contents?<|eot|><|sost|>Their cat died<|eost|><|sor|>Who's the psycho that ran `killall cat`?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Myth0logic | ht5nmk2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why could the Unix user no longer read file contents?<|eot|><|sost|>Their cat died<|eost|><|sor|>Sounds like *less* of a problem than what you present<|eor|><|sor|>Its vimpossible<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | ht6hebc | <|soss|><|sot|>Why could the Unix user no longer read file contents?<|eot|><|sost|>Their cat died<|eost|><|sor|>Dead cats still have a *tail*.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | StereoRocker | ht72767 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why could the Unix user no longer read file contents?<|eot|><|sost|>Their cat died<|eost|><|sor|>Who's the psycho that ran `killall cat`?<|eor|><|sor|>`root`, probably.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cGuille | ht5zdyy | <|soss|><|sot|>Why could the Unix user no longer read file contents?<|eot|><|sost|>Their cat died<|eost|><|sor|>This made me both amused and sad<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 5p4n911 | ht8ixdi | <|soss|><|sot|>Why could the Unix user no longer read file contents?<|eot|><|sost|>Their cat died<|eost|><|sor|>Sounds like *less* of a problem than what you present<|eor|><|sor|>Its vimpossible<|eor|><|sor|>that was a b*ed* joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | subid0 | 7m4wgc | <|soss|><|sot|>I always seem to mix up Christmas and Halloween<|eot|><|sost|>probably because Dec 25 = Oct 31.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
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