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ProgrammerDadJokes | GoogleIsYourFrenemy | drrkqgb | <|soss|><|sot|>I always seem to mix up Christmas and Halloween<|eot|><|sost|>probably because Dec 25 = Oct 31.<|eost|><|sor|>Put this joke back in Bin 11001 where you found it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | u-ignorant-slut | drrod98 | <|soss|><|sot|>I always seem to mix up Christmas and Halloween<|eot|><|sost|>probably because Dec 25 = Oct 31.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I still don't get it, can you explain it pls?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | boredcircuits | drrz8bv | <|soss|><|sot|>I always seem to mix up Christmas and Halloween<|eot|><|sost|>probably because Dec 25 = Oct 31.<|eost|><|sor|>And when Thanksgiving falls on Nov 27, it's all over.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nice_comment_thanks | drsdheu | <|soss|><|sot|>I always seem to mix up Christmas and Halloween<|eot|><|sost|>probably because Dec 25 = Oct 31.<|eost|><|sor|>And when Thanksgiving falls on Nov 27, it's all over.<|eor|><|sor|>Dec = Decimal, Oct = Octal. What's Nov other than November?<|eor|><|sor|>9 digit system would be Nonary, not something with nov... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | u-ignorant-slut | drrpd7c | <|soss|><|sot|>I always seem to mix up Christmas and Halloween<|eot|><|sost|>probably because Dec 25 = Oct 31.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I still don't get it, can you explain it pls?<|eor|><|sor|>Decimal/octal, not December/October<|eor|><|sor|>Ah haha clever! Thanks buddy <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ztfsb1 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call the software that operates in e-cigarettes?<|eot|><|sost|>Vapeware.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GrismundGames | j1dlvm5 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call the software that operates in e-cigarettes?<|eot|><|sost|>Vapeware.<|eost|><|sor|>I endorse this joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | purpuric | j1dmoew | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call the software that operates in e-cigarettes?<|eot|><|sost|>Vapeware.<|eost|><|sor|>r/angryupvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | twunkyyy | j1ehy0m | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call the software that operates in e-cigarettes?<|eot|><|sost|>Vapeware.<|eost|><|sor|>no need for smoke testing<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SupahCraig | j1f4m3c | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call the software that operates in e-cigarettes?<|eot|><|sost|>Vapeware.<|eost|><|sor|>Vaporware seem like a better pun, but the joke itself is no juul.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | xvry35 | <|soss|><|sot|>What was Darth Vaders favorite keyboard shortcut?<|eot|><|sost|>Ctrl Space<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ir2zavu | <|soss|><|sot|>What was Darth Vaders favorite keyboard shortcut?<|eot|><|sost|>Ctrl Space<|eost|><|soopr|>He also once enjoyed using: Delete + O + B + 1.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FriendlyDisorder | ir2qqwp | <|soss|><|sot|>What was Darth Vaders favorite keyboard shortcut?<|eot|><|sost|>Ctrl Space<|eost|><|sor|>Luke: F5 standing by<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reclemationnation | ir2sc1l | <|soss|><|sot|>What was Darth Vaders favorite keyboard shortcut?<|eot|><|sost|>Ctrl Space<|eost|><|sor|>Ctrl P, to parent?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | geigenmusikant | ir485dc | <|soss|><|sot|>What was Darth Vaders favorite keyboard shortcut?<|eot|><|sost|>Ctrl Space<|eost|><|sor|>Or "Cmd Space" on Mac<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | stargazer8295 | ir4entd | <|soss|><|sot|>What was Darth Vaders favorite keyboard shortcut?<|eot|><|sost|>Ctrl Space<|eost|><|sor|>Luke: teach me exception handling
Yoda: do or do not. There is no try{ }<|eor|><|sor|>(Do() || !Do()) && !try<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | inebxz | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did JavaScript programmers stop calling Joe the Plumber?<|eot|><|sost|>Because even though he promises to resolve their problems with a sink, he just make them await.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sirxir | g47ccfv | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did JavaScript programmers stop calling Joe the Plumber?<|eot|><|sost|>Because even though he promises to resolve their problems with a sink, he just make them await.<|eost|><|sor|>$(
But that's just a query. . . _a JQuery_
)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FrankieCutlets | g4741zp | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did JavaScript programmers stop calling Joe the Plumber?<|eot|><|sost|>Because even though he promises to resolve their problems with a sink, he just make them await.<|eost|><|sor|>They switched to Angular for the pipes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | christianarg | g47sgqg | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did JavaScript programmers stop calling Joe the Plumber?<|eot|><|sost|>Because even though he promises to resolve their problems with a sink, he just make them await.<|eost|><|sor|>Also he always over react<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GingkathFox | g48adz7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did JavaScript programmers stop calling Joe the Plumber?<|eot|><|sost|>Because even though he promises to resolve their problems with a sink, he just make them await.<|eost|><|sor|>$(
But that's just a query. . . _a JQuery_
)<|eor|><|sor|>oh my god thats so bad
take my upvote and leave<|eor|><... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Gluckez | g483swu | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did JavaScript programmers stop calling Joe the Plumber?<|eot|><|sost|>Because even though he promises to resolve their problems with a sink, he just make them await.<|eost|><|sor|>i am a js programmer and i approve this joke<|eor|><|sor|>I am Scratch programer and I dont get it<|eor|><|sor|>I'm a C#... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | neodel | g477tvh | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did JavaScript programmers stop calling Joe the Plumber?<|eot|><|sost|>Because even though he promises to resolve their problems with a sink, he just make them await.<|eost|><|sor|>Now, they are using Ajax...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BrogCz1 | g47p2dq | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did JavaScript programmers stop calling Joe the Plumber?<|eot|><|sost|>Because even though he promises to resolve their problems with a sink, he just make them await.<|eost|><|sor|>i am a js programmer and i approve this joke<|eor|><|sor|>I am Scratch programer and I dont get it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endof... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Intilyc | 9r2d3j | <|soss|><|sot|>I went to the Decimal Icecream Bar...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked for a float, on the double! <|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | germanatlas | e8di9dy | <|soss|><|sot|>I went to the Decimal Icecream Bar...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked for a float, on the double! <|eost|><|sor|>HA<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | maxbirkoff | e8eq8n0 | <|soss|><|sot|>I went to the Decimal Icecream Bar...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked for a float, on the double! <|eost|><|sor|>Did you have to wait a LONG time?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | yzRPhu | e8e7axm | <|soss|><|sot|>I went to the Decimal Icecream Bar...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked for a float, on the double! <|eost|><|sor|>r/ProgrammingDadJokes<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>No he isnt, we're on progammerdadjokes he linked to programmingdadjokes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KentoNishi | e8erfao | <|soss|><|sot|>I went to the Decimal Icecream Bar...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked for a float, on the double! <|eost|><|sor|>Did you have to wait a LONG time?<|eor|><|sor|>If they did, I hope they CHARged a bit less than usual.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TaffyQuinzel | e8exx5r | <|soss|><|sot|>I went to the Decimal Icecream Bar...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked for a float, on the double! <|eost|><|sor|>r/ProgrammingDadJokes<|eor|><|sor|>/r/lostredditors
Edit: I need glasses...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KentoNishi | e8erg3u | <|soss|><|sot|>I went to the Decimal Icecream Bar...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked for a float, on the double! <|eost|><|sor|>Did you have to wait a LONG time?<|eor|><|sor|>If they did, I hope they CHARged a bit less than usual.<|eor|><|sor|>I made a very INTeresting POINT, didn't I?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ydx6jd | <|soss|><|sot|>Texas Instruments tried to reinvigorate its business by reversing the analog-to-digital converters on their trigonometry chips/datasheets.<|eot|><|sost|>But that's just re-arranging the DAC chars on the TI tan IC.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | itur3l6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Texas Instruments tried to reinvigorate its business by reversing the analog-to-digital converters on their trigonometry chips/datasheets.<|eot|><|sost|>But that's just re-arranging the DAC chars on the TI tan IC.<|eost|><|sor|>This is some advanced ProgrammerDadJoking. Bravo<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | itv94sa | <|soss|><|sot|>Texas Instruments tried to reinvigorate its business by reversing the analog-to-digital converters on their trigonometry chips/datasheets.<|eot|><|sost|>But that's just re-arranging the DAC chars on the TI tan IC.<|eost|><|sor|>That's a very, very looooong way to the punchline. I like it!<|eor|><|eoss|><... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | itwwja7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Texas Instruments tried to reinvigorate its business by reversing the analog-to-digital converters on their trigonometry chips/datasheets.<|eot|><|sost|>But that's just re-arranging the DAC chars on the TI tan IC.<|eost|><|sor|>This is *genius* level.
But isn't a DAC a digital to analog converter?<|eor|... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Donyor | itum56t | <|soss|><|sot|>Texas Instruments tried to reinvigorate its business by reversing the analog-to-digital converters on their trigonometry chips/datasheets.<|eot|><|sost|>But that's just re-arranging the DAC chars on the TI tan IC.<|eost|><|sor|>Boooooo....take my upvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | itvy6wf | <|soss|><|sot|>Texas Instruments tried to reinvigorate its business by reversing the analog-to-digital converters on their trigonometry chips/datasheets.<|eot|><|sost|>But that's just re-arranging the DAC chars on the TI tan IC.<|eost|><|sor|>This is *genius* level.
But isn't a DAC a digital to analog converter?<|eor|... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | v05cj9 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the smallest member of the Secure Hash Algorithm family?<|eot|><|sost|>Baby SHA doo doo doodoo doodoo<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | disperso | iaesyrk | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the smallest member of the Secure Hash Algorithm family?<|eot|><|sost|>Baby SHA doo doo doodoo doodoo<|eost|><|sor|>I'll chuckle every time that I hear this song now. Which means I will chuckle quite often. Thanks!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Bachooga | iaf4l3b | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the smallest member of the Secure Hash Algorithm family?<|eot|><|sost|>Baby SHA doo doo doodoo doodoo<|eost|><|sor|>Son said he was going to be using some hash algorithms.
I said "wyhash?"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | uv8kkt | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the difference between C and C++?<|eot|><|sost|>One is incremental.
The other is excremental.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroCatt | i9jv71v | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the difference between C and C++?<|eot|><|sost|>One is incremental.
The other is excremental.<|eost|><|sor|>++<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tomparkes1993 | i9jvrkl | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the difference between C and C++?<|eot|><|sost|>One is incremental.
The other is excremental.<|eost|><|sor|>1<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Fresh-Highlight-6528 | i9kb0ak | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the difference between C and C++?<|eot|><|sost|>One is incremental.
The other is excremental.<|eost|><|sor|>C++ is a gentleman because he has class<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Voidbert | i9k8j0p | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the difference between C and C++?<|eot|><|sost|>One is incremental.
The other is excremental.<|eost|><|sor|>Difference between C++ and D<|eor|><|sor|>C++ is C + 1
'C'++ is 'D'
We are not the same<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ByHarix25 | i9kzlog | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the difference between C and C++?<|eot|><|sost|>One is incremental.
The other is excremental.<|eost|><|sor|>C++ is a gentleman because he has class<|eor|><|sor|>Has class and is structured<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ShinraSan | i9kwjhw | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the difference between C and C++?<|eot|><|sost|>One is incremental.
The other is excremental.<|eost|><|sor|>1<|eor|><|sor|>Mathematically, 1C<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RedUser03 | i9jwvin | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the difference between C and C++?<|eot|><|sost|>One is incremental.
The other is excremental.<|eost|><|sor|>Difference between C++ and D<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | heisluft | c5f1wt | <|soss|><|sot|>[META] r/ProgrammerDadJokes !== r/ProgrammerHumor<|eot|><|sost|>In the last few months an increasing amount of people post memes here that may very well depict the humor a programmer would have.
However, they are NOT dad jokes.
According to Wikipedia: A dad joke is a short joke, typically a pun, presen... | 159 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FuckIReallyNeedSleep | es1oc4x | <|soss|><|sot|>[META] r/ProgrammerDadJokes !== r/ProgrammerHumor<|eot|><|sost|>In the last few months an increasing amount of people post memes here that may very well depict the humor a programmer would have.
However, they are NOT dad jokes.
According to Wikipedia: A dad joke is a short joke, typically a pun, presen... | 48 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rigglesbee | es20zon | <|soss|><|sot|>[META] r/ProgrammerDadJokes !== r/ProgrammerHumor<|eot|><|sost|>In the last few months an increasing amount of people post memes here that may very well depict the humor a programmer would have.
However, they are NOT dad jokes.
According to Wikipedia: A dad joke is a short joke, typically a pun, presen... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jherazob | es2zu5k | <|soss|><|sot|>[META] r/ProgrammerDadJokes !== r/ProgrammerHumor<|eot|><|sost|>In the last few months an increasing amount of people post memes here that may very well depict the humor a programmer would have.
However, they are NOT dad jokes.
According to Wikipedia: A dad joke is a short joke, typically a pun, presen... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jherazob | es300m1 | <|soss|><|sot|>[META] r/ProgrammerDadJokes !== r/ProgrammerHumor<|eot|><|sost|>In the last few months an increasing amount of people post memes here that may very well depict the humor a programmer would have.
However, they are NOT dad jokes.
According to Wikipedia: A dad joke is a short joke, typically a pun, presen... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | metafroth | 11eku9o | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the chicken click the PowerPoint presentation?<|eot|><|sost|>To get to the other slide.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BastisBastis | jaeneye | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the chicken click the PowerPoint presentation?<|eot|><|sost|>To get to the other slide.<|eost|><|sor|>Oh this is wonderful! Thank you!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CreaZyp154 | jago1pk | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the chicken click the PowerPoint presentation?<|eot|><|sost|>To get to the other slide.<|eost|><|sor|>You Excel at dad jokes, I have no Word...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | jafill2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the chicken click the PowerPoint presentation?<|eot|><|sost|>To get to the other slide.<|eost|><|sor|>I found the slide deck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL_-1d9OSdk<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | jaffsar | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the chicken click the PowerPoint presentation?<|eot|><|sost|>To get to the other slide.<|eost|><|sor|>This could be a classic<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | metafroth | jahs1n7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the chicken click the PowerPoint presentation?<|eot|><|sost|>To get to the other slide.<|eost|><|sor|>You Excel at dad jokes, I have no Word...<|eor|><|soopr|>I love your outlook.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | datvm | jahtddy | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the chicken click the PowerPoint presentation?<|eot|><|sost|>To get to the other slide.<|eost|><|sor|>Just _OneNote_ to improve your punchline: To get _Access_ to the other slide.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | aescula | pmgv5w | <|soss|><|sot|>I need the power of Christ to make sure I only have exactly one input true!<|eot|><|sost|>Someone, perform an XORcism!<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SkillBranch | hcilox7 | <|soss|><|sot|>I need the power of Christ to make sure I only have exactly one input true!<|eot|><|sost|>Someone, perform an XORcism!<|eost|><|sor|>The power of Christ compiles you!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gimmebananachips | hciqbjc | <|soss|><|sot|>I need the power of Christ to make sure I only have exactly one input true!<|eot|><|sost|>Someone, perform an XORcism!<|eost|><|sor|>In all honesty, I think the number of true inputs whenever XOR returns true are quite odd.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kjl3080 | j494a4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Async break its Promise?<|eot|><|sost|>It couldnt finish the Task in the Future.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sirxir | g7heili | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Async break its Promise?<|eot|><|sost|>It couldnt finish the Task in the Future.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm gonna have to .catch you right there.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kjl3080 | g7hg7b0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Async break its Promise?<|eot|><|sost|>It couldnt finish the Task in the Future.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm gonna have to .catch you right there.<|eor|><|soopr|>.then what?<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sirxir | g7hg9xp | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Async break its Promise?<|eot|><|sost|>It couldnt finish the Task in the Future.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm gonna have to .catch you right there.<|eor|><|soopr|>.then what?<|eoopr|><|sor|>I'm not that creative, so I guess we're .done.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | King5lay3r | g7hlkut | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Async break its Promise?<|eot|><|sost|>It couldnt finish the Task in the Future.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm gonna have to .catch you right there.<|eor|><|soopr|>.then what?<|eoopr|><|sor|>I'm not that creative, so I guess we're .done.<|eor|><|sor|>.finally, i was waiting for this to be over<|eor|><|eoss|>... | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bored154 | g7i2ykj | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Async break its Promise?<|eot|><|sost|>It couldnt finish the Task in the Future.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm gonna have to .catch you right there.<|eor|><|soopr|>.then what?<|eoopr|><|sor|>I'm not that creative, so I guess we're .done.<|eor|><|sor|>.finally, i was waiting for this to be over<|eor|><|sor|>W... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | King5lay3r | g7i4j8w | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Async break its Promise?<|eot|><|sost|>It couldnt finish the Task in the Future.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm gonna have to .catch you right there.<|eor|><|soopr|>.then what?<|eoopr|><|sor|>I'm not that creative, so I guess we're .done.<|eor|><|sor|>.finally, i was waiting for this to be over<|eor|><|sor|>W... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Thriven | g7hw0q0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Async break its Promise?<|eot|><|sost|>It couldnt finish the Task in the Future.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm gonna have to .catch you right there.<|eor|><|soopr|>.then what?<|eoopr|><|sor|>I'm not that creative, so I guess we're .done.<|eor|><|sor|>.finally, i was waiting for this to be over<|eor|><|sor|>W... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | StarkillerX42 | 9kj85x | <|soss|><|sot|>A friend of mine said "vim is unlike anything else in a computer, it's so unintuitive"<|eot|><|sost|>I replied "There are 2 programs that remind me of vim, more or less"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Muhznit | e6zp72m | <|soss|><|sot|>A friend of mine said "vim is unlike anything else in a computer, it's so unintuitive"<|eot|><|sost|>I replied "There are 2 programs that remind me of vim, more or less"<|eost|><|sor|>Vim is like Blender. Difficult until you memorize a zillion hotkey combinations.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | meebwix | e6zllcf | <|soss|><|sot|>A friend of mine said "vim is unlike anything else in a computer, it's so unintuitive"<|eot|><|sost|>I replied "There are 2 programs that remind me of vim, more or less"<|eost|><|sor|>And don't forget, "less is more"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wallefan01 | e6ziofu | <|soss|><|sot|>A friend of mine said "vim is unlike anything else in a computer, it's so unintuitive"<|eot|><|sost|>I replied "There are 2 programs that remind me of vim, more or less"<|eost|><|sor|>Except that more and less are actually easy to use<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | boredcircuits | e6zz0tu | <|soss|><|sot|>A friend of mine said "vim is unlike anything else in a computer, it's so unintuitive"<|eot|><|sost|>I replied "There are 2 programs that remind me of vim, more or less"<|eost|><|sor|>And don't forget, "less is more"<|eor|><|sor|> alias less = more<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | softwage | e6zv336 | <|soss|><|sot|>A friend of mine said "vim is unlike anything else in a computer, it's so unintuitive"<|eot|><|sost|>I replied "There are 2 programs that remind me of vim, more or less"<|eost|><|sor|>Once you get to know it, you can navigate faster than with a mouse driven gui editor. Plus there are so many customizatio... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PeacefulHavoc | e708wfu | <|soss|><|sot|>A friend of mine said "vim is unlike anything else in a computer, it's so unintuitive"<|eot|><|sost|>I replied "There are 2 programs that remind me of vim, more or less"<|eost|><|sor|>Once you get to know it, you can navigate faster than with a mouse driven gui editor. Plus there are so many customizatio... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | techgineer13 | e7081pu | <|soss|><|sot|>A friend of mine said "vim is unlike anything else in a computer, it's so unintuitive"<|eot|><|sost|>I replied "There are 2 programs that remind me of vim, more or less"<|eost|><|sor|>And don't forget, "less is more"<|eor|><|sor|> alias less = more<|eor|><|sor|>`alias false = true`
FTFY<|eor|><|eoss|... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 794613825 | e70hgj2 | <|soss|><|sot|>A friend of mine said "vim is unlike anything else in a computer, it's so unintuitive"<|eot|><|sost|>I replied "There are 2 programs that remind me of vim, more or less"<|eost|><|sor|>And don't forget, "less is more"<|eor|><|sor|> alias less = more<|eor|><|sor|> alias < = ><|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftex... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Muhznit | e6zsugz | <|soss|><|sot|>A friend of mine said "vim is unlike anything else in a computer, it's so unintuitive"<|eot|><|sost|>I replied "There are 2 programs that remind me of vim, more or less"<|eost|><|sor|>Vim is like Blender. Difficult until you memorize a zillion hotkey combinations.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Sorr... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Quabouter | e70lkkv | <|soss|><|sot|>A friend of mine said "vim is unlike anything else in a computer, it's so unintuitive"<|eot|><|sost|>I replied "There are 2 programs that remind me of vim, more or less"<|eost|><|sor|>Vim is like Blender. Difficult until you memorize a zillion hotkey combinations.<|eor|><|sor|><uj>
It's pretty much the o... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | aitchnyu | e70ma5d | <|soss|><|sot|>A friend of mine said "vim is unlike anything else in a computer, it's so unintuitive"<|eot|><|sost|>I replied "There are 2 programs that remind me of vim, more or less"<|eost|><|sor|>Except that more and less are actually easy to use<|eor|><|sor|>They even go well with a cat<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DoesntReadMessages | e70dofz | <|soss|><|sot|>A friend of mine said "vim is unlike anything else in a computer, it's so unintuitive"<|eot|><|sost|>I replied "There are 2 programs that remind me of vim, more or less"<|eost|><|sor|>Once you get to know it, you can navigate faster than with a mouse driven gui editor. Plus there are so many customizatio... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FabbroDan | 9hgedd | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the OOP programmers favorite type of musician?<|eot|><|sost|>A wrapper.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | e6cbvui | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the OOP programmers favorite type of musician?<|eot|><|sost|>A wrapper.<|eost|><|sor|>Not a class-ical musician? <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FabbroDan | e6ce9us | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the OOP programmers favorite type of musician?<|eot|><|sost|>A wrapper.<|eost|><|sor|>Not a class-ical musician? <|eor|><|soopr|>Sir, you've made me look stupid. Have an upvote.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | aitchnyu | e6byuhy | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the OOP programmers favorite type of musician?<|eot|><|sost|>A wrapper.<|eost|><|sor|>These jokes follow a pattern<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PrydeRage | e6c2313 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the OOP programmers favorite type of musician?<|eot|><|sost|>A wrapper.<|eost|><|sor|>That's a solid joke right there.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | remtard_remmington | e6cg3ix | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the OOP programmers favorite type of musician?<|eot|><|sost|>A wrapper.<|eost|><|sor|>Not a class-ical musician? <|eor|><|sor|>I was thinking of something like a "base" player. I'm glad it's not that because that would have been fucking terrible<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Wazanator_ | 65t2r5 | <|soss|><|sot|>My dentist started using Linux<|eot|><|sost|>Now he won't stop talking about how I need to use more FOSS<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ShareDVI | dgd6me6 | <|soss|><|sot|>My dentist started using Linux<|eot|><|sost|>Now he won't stop talking about how I need to use more FOSS<|eost|><|sor|>[He could ask you to FLOSS more to avoid confusion](https://www.gnu.org/philosophy/floss-and-foss.en.html)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | invisibo | dgd3rzt | <|soss|><|sot|>My dentist started using Linux<|eot|><|sost|>Now he won't stop talking about how I need to use more FOSS<|eost|><|sor|>I bet he only uses root. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | thext | dgdf2ne | <|soss|><|sot|>My dentist started using Linux<|eot|><|sost|>Now he won't stop talking about how I need to use more FOSS<|eost|><|sor|>I bet he only uses root. <|eor|><|sor|>Needs to use pipes as root. Root canal? <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | words_number | yi53ao | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the network engineers least favourite band?<|eot|><|sost|>panic at the cisco<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nuez_jr | iuhd7tq | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the network engineers least favourite band?<|eot|><|sost|>panic at the cisco<|eost|><|sor|>System of a Down<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ThisIsAdamB | iujk1h2 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the network engineers least favourite band?<|eot|><|sost|>panic at the cisco<|eost|><|sor|>And of course the band we all listen to while working on printers:
Rage Against the Machine.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | roughstylez | iuh7jvp | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the network engineers least favourite band?<|eot|><|sost|>panic at the cisco<|eost|><|sor|>Not _great_, but not bad either<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Pepineros | iuha9b4 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the network engineers least favourite band?<|eot|><|sost|>panic at the cisco<|eost|><|sor|>Not _great_, but not bad either<|eor|><|sor|>That describes a perfect dad joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DeathMetalPanties | iuhsh52 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the network engineers least favourite band?<|eot|><|sost|>panic at the cisco<|eost|><|sor|>My sysadmin's favourite band is Master Boot Record<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
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