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ProgrammerDadJokes | roughstylez | iuhan19 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the network engineers least favourite band?<|eot|><|sost|>panic at the cisco<|eost|><|sor|>Not _great_, but not bad either<|eor|><|sor|>That describes a perfect dad joke.<|eor|><|sor|>I thought that's when it is kinda great, but you really don't want to admit that<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | iuhkgjc | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the network engineers least favourite band?<|eot|><|sost|>panic at the cisco<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of the old joke:
What does a DEC field circus engineer do if you have a flat tire?
Swap out each tire until the problem is fixed.
What does a DEC field circus engineer do... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mr_Harpo | iul8mui | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the network engineers least favourite band?<|eot|><|sost|>panic at the cisco<|eost|><|sor|>System of a Down<|eor|><|sor|>What does System of a Down say to boot their computer?
`WAKE UP`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ahmadi_A | iuikt6e | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the network engineers least favourite band?<|eot|><|sost|>panic at the cisco<|eost|><|sor|>What is the network engineers favorite movie?
IP Man.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | deathmetalbanjo | iule02n | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the network engineers least favourite band?<|eot|><|sost|>panic at the cisco<|eost|><|sor|>Blink 192.168.1.1<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dumnezentiu | u55cou | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a web developer's favorite sport?<|eot|><|sost|><body> building<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MaZeChpatCha | i50169v | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a web developer's favorite sport?<|eot|><|sost|><body> building<|eost|><|sor|>[<head>is](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headis)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RonSijm | i5117cj | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a web developer's favorite sport?<|eot|><|sost|><body> building<|eost|><|sor|>Thought it was going to be Surfing<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KRIPA_YT | i4zyw5q | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a web developer's favorite sport?<|eot|><|sost|><body> building<|eost|><|sor|>Shut up and take my upvote._.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | sptx1t | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Republicans prefer LED, LCD or Plasma monitors?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they hate CRT.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fukitol- | hwhc2ld | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Republicans prefer LED, LCD or Plasma monitors?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they hate CRT.<|eost|><|sor|>Can someone explain? Im not american<|eor|><|sor|>CRT is an acronym for "Critical Race Theory" which is, effectively, studying the history and impact of systemic racism. It's not limited to America b... | 86 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gmtime | hwi7ssw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Republicans prefer LED, LCD or Plasma monitors?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they hate CRT.<|eost|><|sor|>Can someone explain? Im not american<|eor|><|sor|>CRT is an acronym for "Critical Race Theory" which is, effectively, studying the history and impact of systemic racism. It's not limited to America b... | 63 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | big-boi-spoder-mann | hwhae62 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Republicans prefer LED, LCD or Plasma monitors?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they hate CRT.<|eost|><|sor|>Can someone explain? Im not american<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ebi5000 | hwib2mv | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Republicans prefer LED, LCD or Plasma monitors?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they hate CRT.<|eost|><|sor|>Can someone explain? Im not american<|eor|><|sor|>CRT is an acronym for "Critical Race Theory" which is, effectively, studying the history and impact of systemic racism. It's not limited to America b... | 42 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Usual_Ice636 | hwifpvg | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Republicans prefer LED, LCD or Plasma monitors?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they hate CRT.<|eost|><|sor|>Can someone explain? Im not american<|eor|><|sor|>CRT is an acronym for "Critical Race Theory" which is, effectively, studying the history and impact of systemic racism. It's not limited to America b... | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IncapabilityBrown | hwhdw6z | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Republicans prefer LED, LCD or Plasma monitors?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they hate CRT.<|eost|><|sor|>Why won't republicans use RSA keypairs?
They don't like CRT.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sharkattack85 | hwjeed5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Republicans prefer LED, LCD or Plasma monitors?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they hate CRT.<|eost|><|sor|>Can someone explain? Im not american<|eor|><|sor|>CRT is an acronym for "Critical Race Theory" which is, effectively, studying the history and impact of systemic racism. It's not limited to America b... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HappyTheWingedCat | hwiv9ao | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Republicans prefer LED, LCD or Plasma monitors?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they hate CRT.<|eost|><|sor|>Can someone explain? Im not american<|eor|><|sor|>CRT is an acronym for "Critical Race Theory" which is, effectively, studying the history and impact of systemic racism. It's not limited to America b... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MinimarRE | hwkwze8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Republicans prefer LED, LCD or Plasma monitors?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they hate CRT.<|eost|><|sor|>Can someone explain? Im not american<|eor|><|sor|>CRT is an acronym for "Critical Race Theory" which is, effectively, studying the history and impact of systemic racism. It's not limited to America b... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Scaasic | hwkh3rl | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Republicans prefer LED, LCD or Plasma monitors?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they hate CRT.<|eost|><|sor|>Can someone explain? Im not american<|eor|><|sor|>CRT is an acronym for "Critical Race Theory" which is, effectively, studying the history and impact of systemic racism. It's not limited to America b... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | hwkj512 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Republicans prefer LED, LCD or Plasma monitors?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they hate CRT.<|eost|><|sor|>To be fair, CRT is pretty bad. *WAY* too bulky, low resolution, etc.<|eor|><|soopr|>They definitely should be banned from schools.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xiipaoc | hwjv1et | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Republicans prefer LED, LCD or Plasma monitors?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they hate CRT.<|eost|><|sor|>To be fair, CRT is pretty bad. *WAY* too bulky, low resolution, etc.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HappyTheWingedCat | hwj73gd | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Republicans prefer LED, LCD or Plasma monitors?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they hate CRT.<|eost|><|sor|>Can someone explain? Im not american<|eor|><|sor|>CRT is an acronym for "Critical Race Theory" which is, effectively, studying the history and impact of systemic racism. It's not limited to America b... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dustorn | hwl9moa | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Republicans prefer LED, LCD or Plasma monitors?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they hate CRT.<|eost|><|sor|>Its not so much as trying to study the history of racism and what not, thats just the study of history in general. Where as current CRT teaching has kids not any older that 8 walking the halls saying... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dustorn | hwl9g50 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Republicans prefer LED, LCD or Plasma monitors?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they hate CRT.<|eost|><|sor|>Can someone explain? Im not american<|eor|><|sor|>CRT is an acronym for "Critical Race Theory" which is, effectively, studying the history and impact of systemic racism. It's not limited to America b... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Scaasic | hwkkmjs | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Republicans prefer LED, LCD or Plasma monitors?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they hate CRT.<|eost|><|sor|>Can someone explain? Im not american<|eor|><|sor|>Critical Race Theory is just another application of Critical Theory which is also sometimes known as Conflict Theory or Grievance Theory.
Modern Cr... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Scaasic | hwkm62l | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Republicans prefer LED, LCD or Plasma monitors?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they hate CRT.<|eost|><|sor|>Critical Race Theory is just another application of Critical Theory which is also sometimes known as Conflict Theory or Grievance Theory.
Modern Critical Theory originated in the 1960's when a bunc... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GlassLost | hwkpso3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Republicans prefer LED, LCD or Plasma monitors?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they hate CRT.<|eost|><|sor|>Its not so much as trying to study the history of racism and what not, thats just the study of history in general. Where as current CRT teaching has kids not any older that 8 walking the halls saying... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GlassLost | hwkrk30 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Republicans prefer LED, LCD or Plasma monitors?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they hate CRT.<|eost|><|sor|>Racist agenda? Conservatives in my experience care about character over color of skin. One you can choose, the other cant be.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh boy. I don't really know what to say if you look at the R... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dathar | hwl9cex | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Republicans prefer LED, LCD or Plasma monitors?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they hate CRT.<|eost|><|sor|>To be fair, CRT is pretty bad. *WAY* too bulky, low resolution, etc.<|eor|><|sor|>I agree that they are bulky (and you can hear it sometimes). Will have to disagree on low resolution and etc. Going ... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HeWhoWritesCode | cthfu3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are there so many new programming languages?<|eot|><|sost|>To swiftly keep the old-guards rusty.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HeWhoWritesCode | exkqusb | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are there so many new programming languages?<|eot|><|sost|>To swiftly keep the old-guards rusty.<|eost|><|soopr|>do you c what i did there?<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HeWhoWritesCode | exkwr4h | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are there so many new programming languages?<|eot|><|sost|>To swiftly keep the old-guards rusty.<|eost|><|sor|>Go away.<|eor|><|soopr|>bit aggressive, you need some clojure?<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HeWhoWritesCode | exkx777 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are there so many new programming languages?<|eot|><|sost|>To swiftly keep the old-guards rusty.<|eost|><|sor|>Go away.<|eor|><|soopr|>bit aggressive, you need some clojure?<|eoopr|><|soopr|>On second thought maybe not... He probably had very strict parenthesis when he was a child,<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|... | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SideburnsOfDoom | exkr57k | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are there so many new programming languages?<|eot|><|sost|>To swiftly keep the old-guards rusty.<|eost|><|sor|>Go away.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pi3p14 | exl5txe | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are there so many new programming languages?<|eot|><|sost|>To swiftly keep the old-guards rusty.<|eost|><|soopr|>do you c what i did there?<|eoopr|><|sor|>You must be 'C' ing sharp<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | euclio | exl2mc7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are there so many new programming languages?<|eot|><|sost|>To swiftly keep the old-guards rusty.<|eost|><|sor|>Too much Kotlin of new programmers these days.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HeWhoWritesCode | exlh0mn | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are there so many new programming languages?<|eot|><|sost|>To swiftly keep the old-guards rusty.<|eost|><|sor|>Go away.<|eor|><|soopr|>bit aggressive, you need some clojure?<|eoopr|><|soopr|>On second thought maybe not... He probably had very strict parenthesis when he was a child,<|eoopr|><|sor|>Man... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ComputerSystemsProf | exlxngv | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are there so many new programming languages?<|eot|><|sost|>To swiftly keep the old-guards rusty.<|eost|><|sor|>Are you sure its not just a Racket?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | King_Bonio | exlg4m2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are there so many new programming languages?<|eot|><|sost|>To swiftly keep the old-guards rusty.<|eost|><|sor|>Go away.<|eor|><|soopr|>bit aggressive, you need some clojure?<|eoopr|><|soopr|>On second thought maybe not... He probably had very strict parenthesis when he was a child,<|eoopr|><|sor|>Man... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Fliggerty | exmafbf | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are there so many new programming languages?<|eot|><|sost|>To swiftly keep the old-guards rusty.<|eost|><|sor|>PHPfft... talk about casting your Perls before swine.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AgentStarkiller | exl2jh0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are there so many new programming languages?<|eot|><|sost|>To swiftly keep the old-guards rusty.<|eost|><|sor|>Go away.<|eor|><|sor|>I think you need to calm down with a cup of java<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NodeDigital | 79p4gc | <|soss|><|sot|>Operating Systems<|eot|><|sost|>Some Assembly required.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | dp3uudj | <|soss|><|sot|>Operating Systems<|eot|><|sost|>Some Assembly required.<|eost|><|sor|>Just a bit. So little it won't even register.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | appleblomb | dp4j18h | <|soss|><|sot|>Operating Systems<|eot|><|sost|>Some Assembly required.<|eost|><|sor|>It's a trap you don't want to get in to. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | neurohero | dp5opwi | <|soss|><|sot|>Operating Systems<|eot|><|sost|>Some Assembly required.<|eost|><|sor|>Just a bit. So little it won't even register.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Why are we still **push**ing these lame puns? <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Edited for the sake of joke explanation. I'll ... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | printf_hello_world | 6imrdi | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the memory leak start charging for advice?<|eot|><|sost|>It wanted to give out pointers, but not for `free()`<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mikemol | dj7jzq9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the memory leak start charging for advice?<|eot|><|sost|>It wanted to give out pointers, but not for `free()`<|eost|><|sor|>I thought it was because it was rowhammered...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _--_-_-___- | 5ueavq | <|soss|><|sot|>I like my programming languages like I like my clothes...<|eot|><|sost|>Functional<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ssjskipp | ddtghww | <|soss|><|sot|>I like my programming languages like I like my clothes...<|eot|><|sost|>Functional<|eost|><|sor|>And threaded. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TetrinityEC | ddtr1a8 | <|soss|><|sot|>I like my programming languages like I like my clothes...<|eot|><|sost|>Functional<|eost|><|sor|>I dunno, some women's clothing is definitely object oriented...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | paxromana96 | ddthf15 | <|soss|><|sot|>I like my programming languages like I like my clothes...<|eot|><|sost|>Functional<|eost|><|sor|>Supports folding?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | larso0 | ddu0woa | <|soss|><|sot|>I like my programming languages like I like my clothes...<|eot|><|sost|>Functional<|eost|><|sor|>Supports folding?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[https://wiki.haskell.org/Fold](https://wiki.haskell.org/Fold)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | thext | ddumh7e | <|soss|><|sot|>I like my programming languages like I like my clothes...<|eot|><|sost|>Functional<|eost|><|sor|>And threaded. <|eor|><|sor|>Multithreaded!!!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Elijah629YT-Real | 11qajzh | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer use Linux<|eot|><|sost|>He GNU it was best<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PityUpvote | jc2k7f0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer use Linux<|eot|><|sost|>He GNU it was best<|eost|><|sor|>I don't GNOW about this one<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | jc5jifg | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer use Linux<|eot|><|sost|>He GNU it was best<|eost|><|sor|>But it's not UNIX! Obviously, fake GNUs.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bullshitwascalled | jc2xdyx | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer use Linux<|eot|><|sost|>He GNU it was best<|eost|><|sor|>I don't GNOW about this one<|eor|><|sor|>well don't have a GCOW about it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BusungenTb | jc2gj79 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer use Linux<|eot|><|sost|>He GNU it was best<|eost|><|sor|>Made my day lmao <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Never-asked-for-this | jc4t6eg | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer use Linux<|eot|><|sost|>He GNU it was best<|eost|><|sor|>I don't want to be the one to say it and ruin the joke...
**Edit:** Fuck it... THE 'G' IS NOT SILENT!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | 110ch01 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is the Fibonacci sequence important for writing mouse drivers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because of the Golden Rat IO.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jumja | j887g4v | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is the Fibonacci sequence important for writing mouse drivers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because of the Golden Rat IO.<|eost|><|sor|>Hahahahah made me groan out loud<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | retrolasered | j894h3z | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is the Fibonacci sequence important for writing mouse drivers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because of the Golden Rat IO.<|eost|><|sor|>Love these squeaky clean jokes.<|eor|><|sor|>Cheesy<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | j89rv1h | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is the Fibonacci sequence important for writing mouse drivers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because of the Golden Rat IO.<|eost|><|sor|>Is that a real thing? Does the fibonacci sequence influence anything mouse releated? Acceleration I guess?<|eor|><|sor|>No. Mouse acceleration based on the golden ratio would be im... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | uhwhooops | j88f7rn | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is the Fibonacci sequence important for writing mouse drivers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because of the Golden Rat IO.<|eost|><|sor|>Love these squeaky clean jokes.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | y18lvs | <|soss|><|sot|>I knew it was a mistake to hire a carpenter to reduce search times, audit the server, and develop the database model.<|eot|><|sost|>They cut down the trees, then used the logs to build tables.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | irw9x74 | <|soss|><|sot|>I knew it was a mistake to hire a carpenter to reduce search times, audit the server, and develop the database model.<|eot|><|sost|>They cut down the trees, then used the logs to build tables.<|eost|><|sor|>Some are cut out for the job, others are knot.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | irykizv | <|soss|><|sot|>I knew it was a mistake to hire a carpenter to reduce search times, audit the server, and develop the database model.<|eot|><|sost|>They cut down the trees, then used the logs to build tables.<|eost|><|sor|>Some are cut out for the job, others are knot.<|eor|><|soopr|>Some are just lathe bloomers, and ju... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | terminalgamer4ever | svfynn | <|soss|><|sot|>I was once on in a band called 1023MB<|eot|><|sost|> We were so close to our first GIG<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | glieseg | hxft5fg | <|soss|><|sot|>I was once on in a band called 1023MB<|eot|><|sost|> We were so close to our first GIG<|eost|><|sor|>Internet Explorer, is that you?!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | drewsiferr | hxglrdo | <|soss|><|sot|>I was once on in a band called 1023MB<|eot|><|sost|> We were so close to our first GIG<|eost|><|sor|>Technically you'd already have your first Gig
1 Gigabyte = 1000 Megabytes
1 Megabyte = 1000 Kilobytes
1 Kilobyte = 1000 bytes
1 Gibibyte = 1024 Mebibytes
1 Mebibyte = 1024 Kibibytes
1 Kibibyte =... | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MindSwipe | hxg5ql4 | <|soss|><|sot|>I was once on in a band called 1023MB<|eot|><|sost|> We were so close to our first GIG<|eost|><|sor|>Technically you'd already have your first Gig
1 Gigabyte = 1000 Megabytes
1 Megabyte = 1000 Kilobytes
1 Kilobyte = 1000 bytes
1 Gibibyte = 1024 Mebibytes
1 Mebibyte = 1024 Kibibytes
1 Kibibyte =... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Phrank00 | lkml53 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a ruby programmers favorite cartoon introduction?<|eot|><|sost|> let(:scooby) do
where?
end
​<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | me_again | gnm8qzu | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a ruby programmers favorite cartoon introduction?<|eot|><|sost|> let(:scooby) do
where?
end
​<|eost|><|sor|>Not a dad joke, but there actually is a really good cartoon introduction to Ruby: [About this Book :: Why's (Poignant) Guide to Ruby](https://poignant.guide/book/chap... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hash255 | gi5j2j | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a xylophone being played by a mathematician?<|eot|><|sost|>A log-rhythm
Edit - bonus pun:
What if they're really good at it?
...
...
...
Then they're a natural log-rhythm.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | fqd8ipz | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a xylophone being played by a mathematician?<|eot|><|sost|>A log-rhythm
Edit - bonus pun:
What if they're really good at it?
...
...
...
Then they're a natural log-rhythm.<|eost|><|sor|>You know what my amplifier setting is when I'm listening to this?
Bass: 10.<|eor|... | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | anyeyeball | fqf72no | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a xylophone being played by a mathematician?<|eot|><|sost|>A log-rhythm
Edit - bonus pun:
What if they're really good at it?
...
...
...
Then they're a natural log-rhythm.<|eost|><|sor|>Was hoping for an X,Y joke.<|eor|><|sor|>That would have been much too hard to coor... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _blub | fqfj22r | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a xylophone being played by a mathematician?<|eot|><|sost|>A log-rhythm
Edit - bonus pun:
What if they're really good at it?
...
...
...
Then they're a natural log-rhythm.<|eost|><|sor|>You know what my amplifier setting is when I'm listening to this?
Bass: 10.<|eor|... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | phord | fqe3uy5 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a xylophone being played by a mathematician?<|eot|><|sost|>A log-rhythm
Edit - bonus pun:
What if they're really good at it?
...
...
...
Then they're a natural log-rhythm.<|eost|><|sor|>Was hoping for an X,Y joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | connorlanigan | alsusv | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a French programmer define an entry point?<|eot|><|sost|>public static void ()<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dan6erbond | efgofvb | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a French programmer define an entry point?<|eot|><|sost|>public static void ()<|eost|><|sor|>I get it... main = hand in French!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ptilouk | efguttf | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a French programmer define an entry point?<|eot|><|sost|>public static void ()<|eost|><|sor|>And no arguments, since the French are so passive<|eor|><|sor|>French guy here, I disagree: we *do* argue all the time, so there should be many arguments there.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | galaktos | efh4phy | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a French programmer define an entry point?<|eot|><|sost|>public static void ()<|eost|><|sor|>I get it... main = hand in French!<|eor|><|sor|>merci<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KraZhtest | efi2jh5 | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a French programmer define an entry point?<|eot|><|sost|>public static void ()<|eost|><|sor|> ()vode statique publique
​<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Naouak | efh6g0n | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a French programmer define an entry point?<|eot|><|sost|>public static void ()<|eost|><|sor|>And no arguments, since the French are so passive<|eor|><|sor|>French here, if there is one thing we are good at, it's finding everything annoying and arguing about it, like your comment.<|eor|><|eoss|><... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LiquidIce25 | efgr8kj | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a French programmer define an entry point?<|eot|><|sost|>public static void ()<|eost|><|sor|>And no arguments, since the French are so passive<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Tiggy_de | efhaxkk | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a French programmer define an entry point?<|eot|><|sost|>public static void ()<|eost|><|sor|>Je suis Baguette<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Totally_Generic_Name | efhv5dm | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a French programmer define an entry point?<|eot|><|sost|>public static void ()<|eost|><|sor|>And no arguments, since the French are so passive<|eor|><|sor|>I think the french are gonna come out of the woodwork to argue with you about this<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | eyl327 | eficu0m | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a French programmer define an entry point?<|eot|><|sost|>public static void ()<|eost|><|sor|>[It actually works! (c++)](https://gfycat.com/IdleMeanAoudad)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CaptainBlagbird | 5fyztz | <|soss|><|sot|>My favourite number is 12246445<|eot|><|sost|> 0xBadDad<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chummer7 | daodf6c | <|soss|><|sot|>My favourite number is 12246445<|eot|><|sost|> 0xBadDad<|eost|><|sor|>I'm a mathematician. I may have a favourite number and if I do it's not this one.<|eor|><|sor|>Is it 6? I'm sure it's 6!<|eor|><|sor|>Why would his favorite number be 720
^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry, ^^^^I ^^^^had ^^^^a ^^^^test ^^^^on ^^^^T... | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gandalfx | dao4ldx | <|soss|><|sot|>My favourite number is 12246445<|eot|><|sost|> 0xBadDad<|eost|><|sor|>I'm a mathematician. I may have a favourite number and if I do it's not this one.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tyteen4a03 | daofa33 | <|soss|><|sot|>My favourite number is 12246445<|eot|><|sost|> 0xBadDad<|eost|><|sor|>I'm a mathematician. I may have a favourite number and if I do it's not this one.<|eor|><|sor|>Is it 6? I'm sure it's 6!<|eor|><|sor|>Why would his favorite number be 720
^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry, ^^^^I ^^^^had ^^^^a ^^^^test ^^^^on ^^^^T... | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lukee910 | dao603o | <|soss|><|sot|>My favourite number is 12246445<|eot|><|sost|> 0xBadDad<|eost|><|sor|>I'm a mathematician. I may have a favourite number and if I do it's not this one.<|eor|><|sor|>So.....
^which ^one ^is ^it? ^You ^can ^trust ^me, ^bud.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | statox42 | daocawq | <|soss|><|sot|>My favourite number is 12246445<|eot|><|sost|> 0xBadDad<|eost|><|sor|>I'm a mathematician. I may have a favourite number and if I do it's not this one.<|eor|><|sor|>Is it 6? I'm sure it's 6!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | songoku9001 | dbsxjfa | <|soss|><|sot|>My favourite number is 12246445<|eot|><|sost|> 0xBadDad<|eost|><|sor|>My girlfriend is the square root of -100, a perfect 10 but also imaginary.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AstroEngiSci | daornli | <|soss|><|sot|>My favourite number is 12246445<|eot|><|sost|> 0xBadDad<|eost|><|sor|>I'm a mathematician. I may have a favourite number and if I do it's not this one.<|eor|><|sor|>Mine is 52.
It's the product of 13, and 4. 13 is my favorite two-digit prime because arbitrary reasons, and 4 is (probably) the only num... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AresZs | dao7xx9 | <|soss|><|sot|>My favourite number is 12246445<|eot|><|sost|> 0xBadDad<|eost|><|sor|>I'm a mathematician. I may have a favourite number and if I do it's not this one.<|eor|><|sor|>So.....
^which ^one ^is ^it? ^You ^can ^trust ^me, ^bud.<|eor|><|sor|>^^liar<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PityUpvote | dap158p | <|soss|><|sot|>My favourite number is 12246445<|eot|><|sost|> 0xBadDad<|eost|><|sor|>I'm a mathematician. I may have a favourite number and if I do it's not this one.<|eor|><|sor|>Is it the square root of two? That's a really shitty number to have as a favourite though.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't get all rational on me, bud... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AstroEngiSci | dapno72 | <|soss|><|sot|>My favourite number is 12246445<|eot|><|sost|> 0xBadDad<|eost|><|sor|>I'm a mathematician. I may have a favourite number and if I do it's not this one.<|eor|><|sor|>Mine is 52.
It's the product of 13, and 4. 13 is my favorite two-digit prime because arbitrary reasons, and 4 is (probably) the only num... | 7 |
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