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ProgrammerDadJokes | Natanael_L | dbkxmy9 | <|soss|><|sot|>My favourite number is 12246445<|eot|><|sost|> 0xBadDad<|eost|><|sor|>I'm a mathematician. I may have a favourite number and if I do it's not this one.<|eor|><|sor|>Mine is 52.
It's the product of 13, and 4. 13 is my favorite two-digit prime because arbitrary reasons, and 4 is (probably) the only num... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | 11sr3q3 | <|soss|><|sot|>After profiling an algorithm, I output a table of averages and tried to align the columns using nothing but newline characters.<|eot|><|sost|>But the `\n`s didn't justify the means.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PauseNatural | jcf6uj9 | <|soss|><|sot|>After profiling an algorithm, I output a table of averages and tried to align the columns using nothing but newline characters.<|eot|><|sost|>But the `\n`s didn't justify the means.<|eost|><|sor|>This is so good, Id use it as a default setting<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nuez_jr | jcf3o4m | <|soss|><|sot|>After profiling an algorithm, I output a table of averages and tried to align the columns using nothing but newline characters.<|eot|><|sost|>But the `\n`s didn't justify the means.<|eost|><|sor|>Aaaaargh<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | jcilpbf | <|soss|><|sot|>After profiling an algorithm, I output a table of averages and tried to align the columns using nothing but newline characters.<|eot|><|sost|>But the `\n`s didn't justify the means.<|eost|><|sor|>I've always wanted a t-shirt that says STANDARD DEVIANT on it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Truck_Stop_Sushi | 108ocnp | <|soss|><|sot|>I had this great joke about memory deallocation.<|eot|><|sost|>but I forgot what it was.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | themissinglint | j3ukanv | <|soss|><|sot|>I had this great joke about memory deallocation.<|eot|><|sost|>but I forgot what it was.<|eost|><|sor|>"What was it?"
"SEGFAULT!!"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | aboycalledmartin | j3v71xz | <|soss|><|sot|>I had this great joke about memory deallocation.<|eot|><|sost|>but I forgot what it was.<|eost|><|sor|>Yeah - this joke belongs in the garbage anyway.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | XelaChang | j3thxo1 | <|soss|><|sot|>I had this great joke about memory deallocation.<|eot|><|sost|>but I forgot what it was.<|eost|><|sor|>Could it possibly be, in the dadabase?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | P3t3rU5 | j3vcvpk | <|soss|><|sot|>I had this great joke about memory deallocation.<|eot|><|sost|>but I forgot what it was.<|eost|><|sor|>Yeah - this joke belongs in the garbage anyway.<|eor|><|sor|>where is the collector?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | j3tpc5t | <|soss|><|sot|>I had this great joke about memory deallocation.<|eot|><|sost|>but I forgot what it was.<|eost|><|sor|>Look in the mirror<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Einstine1984 | whv5v3 | <|soss|><|sot|>MySQL has pulled out of Russia<|eot|><|sost|>Now they're left with MoySQL, which is pretty much the same thing...<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | OriAfias | ij81qeq | <|soss|><|sot|>MySQL has pulled out of Russia<|eot|><|sost|>Now they're left with MoySQL, which is pretty much the same thing...<|eost|><|sor|>originally in soviet russia it was OurSQL<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Jomy10 | ij8mxd6 | <|soss|><|sot|>MySQL has pulled out of Russia<|eot|><|sost|>Now they're left with MoySQL, which is pretty much the same thing...<|eost|><|sor|>originally in soviet russia it was OurSQL<|eor|><|sor|>r/expectedcommunism<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ij8cvyr | <|soss|><|sot|>MySQL has pulled out of Russia<|eot|><|sost|>Now they're left with MoySQL, which is pretty much the same thing...<|eost|><|sor|>Only the *database* queries *you*!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ShinraSan | ij9s4gs | <|soss|><|sot|>MySQL has pulled out of Russia<|eot|><|sost|>Now they're left with MoySQL, which is pretty much the same thing...<|eost|><|sor|>That'll teach them, now they have NoSQL<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mrstavitskiy | ij8zjn8 | <|soss|><|sot|>MySQL has pulled out of Russia<|eot|><|sost|>Now they're left with MoySQL, which is pretty much the same thing...<|eost|><|sor|>originally in soviet russia it was OurSQL<|eor|><|sor|>it should have been NashSQL then :D<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NW7US | ija0822 | <|soss|><|sot|>MySQL has pulled out of Russia<|eot|><|sost|>Now they're left with MoySQL, which is pretty much the same thing...<|eost|><|sor|>But, has Russia pulled out of MySQL?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ddruganov | ija34s3 | <|soss|><|sot|>MySQL has pulled out of Russia<|eot|><|sost|>Now they're left with MoySQL, which is pretty much the same thing...<|eost|><|sor|>That'll teach them, now they have NoSQL<|eor|><|sor|>God this is a good one haha<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | beomagi | ijb0w64 | <|soss|><|sot|>MySQL has pulled out of Russia<|eot|><|sost|>Now they're left with MoySQL, which is pretty much the same thing...<|eost|><|sor|>originally in soviet russia it was OurSQL<|eor|><|sor|>it should have been NashSQL then :D<|eor|><|sor|>I heard development was Stalin, so they switched to a lighter alternative... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | pk20sb | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Romans hate using C?<|eot|><|sost|>Because of all the Asterisks.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gmtime | hc16aex | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Romans hate using C?<|eot|><|sost|>Because of all the Asterisks.<|eost|><|sor|>I could give you a hundred reasons Romans hate C<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Owyn_Merrilin | hc12pt8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Romans hate using C?<|eot|><|sost|>Because of all the Asterisks.<|eost|><|sor|>Truly Gaulling syntax.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | hc1maiv | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Romans hate using C?<|eot|><|sost|>Because of all the Asterisks.<|eost|><|sor|>> One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
Robert Firth<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | hc1czjo | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Romans hate using C?<|eot|><|sost|>Because of all the Asterisks.<|eost|><|sor|>I could give you a hundred reasons Romans hate C<|eor|><|soopr|>But I can give you nine reasons Romans love POSIX.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | hc14w4e | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Romans hate using C?<|eot|><|sost|>Because of all the Asterisks.<|eost|><|sor|>Truly Gaulling syntax.<|eor|><|soopr|>Looking at it can give you Caesars.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Batsford | hc16f8u | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Romans hate using C?<|eot|><|sost|>Because of all the Asterisks.<|eost|><|sor|>I could give you a hundred reasons Romans hate C<|eor|><|sor|>That took me too long. Bravo!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | hc2lnr1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Romans hate using C?<|eot|><|sost|>Because of all the Asterisks.<|eost|><|sor|>A joke with programming and Asterix the Gaul? Love it!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ThatOneDMish | hc1nw78 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Romans hate using C?<|eot|><|sost|>Because of all the Asterisks.<|eost|><|sor|>..is this an asterixs and obelixs joke ( ithink thats how their spelled)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | posixUncompliant | hc29102 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Romans hate using C?<|eot|><|sost|>Because of all the Asterisks.<|eost|><|sor|>I could give you a hundred reasons Romans hate C<|eor|><|soopr|>But I can give you nine reasons Romans love POSIX.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I feel like I should say something non standard here<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sawertynn | hc3cnab | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Romans hate using C?<|eot|><|sost|>Because of all the Asterisks.<|eost|><|sor|>I could give you a hundred reasons Romans hate C<|eor|><|sor|>That took me too long. Bravo!<|eor|><|sor|>Could you please explain?<|eor|><|sor|>Roman numbersq<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | me_again | ijkd0u | <|soss|><|sot|>A 64 bit integer walks into a bar.<|eot|><|sost|> The bartender asks, why the long long face?
I didn't come up with this but I thought y'all would like it. Credit to https://twitter.com/jckarter/status/1299776414007222272?s=20<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Kirschi | g3ermfu | <|soss|><|sot|>A 64 bit integer walks into a bar.<|eot|><|sost|> The bartender asks, why the long long face?
I didn't come up with this but I thought y'all would like it. Credit to https://twitter.com/jckarter/status/1299776414007222272?s=20<|eost|><|sor|>The 64 bit Integer points to a few numbers after the decim... | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | g3f82a4 | <|soss|><|sot|>A 64 bit integer walks into a bar.<|eot|><|sost|> The bartender asks, why the long long face?
I didn't come up with this but I thought y'all would like it. Credit to https://twitter.com/jckarter/status/1299776414007222272?s=20<|eost|><|sor|>The recent political shift to the right is so divisive!<|e... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _TheLoneDeveloper_ | g3fbi2c | <|soss|><|sot|>A 64 bit integer walks into a bar.<|eot|><|sost|> The bartender asks, why the long long face?
I didn't come up with this but I thought y'all would like it. Credit to https://twitter.com/jckarter/status/1299776414007222272?s=20<|eost|><|sor|>I Appreciate that you put the credits, take my upvote, it ... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | azronio | 11betam | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't you share cookies at church?<|eot|><|sost|>It's a cross domain<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | azronio | j9xkuz1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't you share cookies at church?<|eot|><|sost|>It's a cross domain<|eost|><|sor|>Nice one<|eor|><|soopr|>Thanks! It came to me after dealing with this exact cookie issue at work recently.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | j9xkmdp | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't you share cookies at church?<|eot|><|sost|>It's a cross domain<|eost|><|sor|>Nice one<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | visak13 | j9xoxet | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't you share cookies at church?<|eot|><|sost|>It's a cross domain<|eost|><|sor|>Nice one<|eor|><|soopr|>Thanks! It came to me after dealing with this exact cookie issue at work recently.<|eoopr|><|sor|>That's deep.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | z2nz9s | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't use a rubber duck to troubleshoot my code, I have a lizard that I keep on my display.<|eot|><|sost|>It's a monitor lizard.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Blag24 | ixi6ub9 | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't use a rubber duck to troubleshoot my code, I have a lizard that I keep on my display.<|eot|><|sost|>It's a monitor lizard.<|eost|><|sor|>Explain?<|eor|><|sor|>[This is a monitor lizard](http://cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/2017/05/03/2b81726f-e4e4-498a-b0a3-5fae2cce4cbc/lizard1.png)<|eor|><|eoss|... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | ixiab6n | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't use a rubber duck to troubleshoot my code, I have a lizard that I keep on my display.<|eot|><|sost|>It's a monitor lizard.<|eost|><|sor|>I used to have a small lizard ornament that had a clip on the bottom (like cameras do now) to be put on top of a monitor and sold as a monitor lizard.<|eor|><|e... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | yai6nt | <|soss|><|sot|>What can you say about Unix time overflow after it's upgraded to 64-bit?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a long long time.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroCatt | itblr2x | <|soss|><|sot|>What can you say about Unix time overflow after it's upgraded to 64-bit?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a long long time.<|eost|><|sor|>Lmao<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | call_me_xale | itd6lc0 | <|soss|><|sot|>What can you say about Unix time overflow after it's upgraded to 64-bit?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a long long time.<|eost|><|sor|>Still an epoch fail.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GitProphet | itcc9p2 | <|soss|><|sot|>What can you say about Unix time overflow after it's upgraded to 64-bit?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a long long time.<|eost|><|sor|>*time_t<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | itci7vh | <|soss|><|sot|>What can you say about Unix time overflow after it's upgraded to 64-bit?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a long long time.<|eost|><|sor|>Nice one<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | jq76wk | <|soss|><|sot|>What language is most popular among pirates?<|eot|><|sost|>R Script<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | gbktnbu | <|soss|><|sot|>What language is most popular among pirates?<|eot|><|sost|>R Script<|eost|><|sor|>They do love the C.
And CSS is important too: align: float.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hash255 | gbkts1l | <|soss|><|sot|>What language is most popular among pirates?<|eot|><|sost|>R Script<|eost|><|sor|>You'd think it was R, but his heart was taken by the C.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | alexberti02 | gblk7xc | <|soss|><|sot|>What language is most popular among pirates?<|eot|><|sost|>R Script<|eost|><|sor|>Didn't they look for the island of Java?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Geekmonster | gbla1c2 | <|soss|><|sot|>What language is most popular among pirates?<|eot|><|sost|>R Script<|eost|><|sor|>They host their websites on Aye-aye S.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Asraelite | gbll8x8 | <|soss|><|sot|>What language is most popular among pirates?<|eot|><|sost|>R Script<|eost|><|sor|>You'd think it was R, but his heart was taken by the C.<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao this joke is identical to the classic one except that you replace "letter" with "language".<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MyDinoLyf | gbm6cbh | <|soss|><|sot|>What language is most popular among pirates?<|eot|><|sost|>R Script<|eost|><|sor|>Really, not Ruby and pe(a)rl?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Delta-9- | gbovdp9 | <|soss|><|sot|>What language is most popular among pirates?<|eot|><|sost|>R Script<|eost|><|sor|>Didn't they look for the island of Java?<|eor|><|sor|>The natives' licensing structure was too stringent, so they sailed for Kotlin instead.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | gbmb3s6 | <|soss|><|sot|>What language is most popular among pirates?<|eot|><|sost|>R Script<|eost|><|sor|>Really, not Ruby and pe(a)rl?<|eor|><|soopr|>They dislike the hooks and patches?<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MyDinoLyf | gbo23bf | <|soss|><|sot|>What language is most popular among pirates?<|eot|><|sost|>R Script<|eost|><|sor|>Really, not Ruby and pe(a)rl?<|eor|><|soopr|>They dislike the hooks and patches?<|eoopr|><|sor|>That just comes with the job though<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dizzedray | foro82 | <|soss|><|sot|>Hey Girl, are you technological redundancy?<|eot|><|sost|>Because you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | neolefty | flgsrc2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Hey Girl, are you technological redundancy?<|eot|><|sost|>Because you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive<|eost|><|sor|>/r/CreepyUncleProgrammerJokes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PeterFnet | flgxpqq | <|soss|><|sot|>Hey Girl, are you technological redundancy?<|eot|><|sost|>Because you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive<|eost|><|sor|>Girl you give me a hard drive until it megahertz<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | raramente | flimlkv | <|soss|><|sot|>Hey Girl, are you technological redundancy?<|eot|><|sost|>Because you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive<|eost|><|sor|>/r/CreepyUncleProgrammerJokes<|eor|><|sor|>I was too disappointed this didnt work...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xBinary01111000 | flhbct2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Hey Girl, are you technological redundancy?<|eot|><|sost|>Because you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive<|eost|><|sor|>Someones been listening to Poppy<|eor|><|soopr|>Whos Poppy?<|eoopr|><|sor|>A singer/songwriter who until recently was pretending to be a robot slowly gaining sentience. Shes got a lin... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheNosferatu | flh4780 | <|soss|><|sot|>Hey Girl, are you technological redundancy?<|eot|><|sost|>Because you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive<|eost|><|sor|>You can defrag my harddrive anytime, baby<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dizzedray | flhey54 | <|soss|><|sot|>Hey Girl, are you technological redundancy?<|eot|><|sost|>Because you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive<|eost|><|sor|>Someones been listening to Poppy<|eor|><|soopr|>Whos Poppy?<|eoopr|><|sor|>A singer/songwriter who until recently was pretending to be a robot slowly gaining sentience. Shes got a lin... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | thalesmello | dphzxa | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the best way to exercise while programming?<|eot|><|sost|>To do git push-ups<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mastocles | f5w0n0d | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the best way to exercise while programming?<|eot|><|sost|>To do git push-ups<|eost|><|sor|>I prefer git pull ups. There's less commit-ment involved.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kalibabka | c9d6ra | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the Windows user reply to the Linux user after she said Powershell had less potential as a programming language than HTML?<|eot|><|sost|>Come on, why do you always have to bash everything?<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Caninomancy | esxj486 | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the Windows user reply to the Linux user after she said Powershell had less potential as a programming language than HTML?<|eot|><|sost|>Come on, why do you always have to bash everything?<|eost|><|sor|>A burn so deadly, that it's terminal.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rigglesbee | esyvpg2 | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the Windows user reply to the Linux user after she said Powershell had less potential as a programming language than HTML?<|eot|><|sost|>Come on, why do you always have to bash everything?<|eost|><|sor|>A burn so deadly, that it's terminal.<|eor|><|sor|>Would you like me to console you?<|eor|><|... | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | akaZilong | esz13ug | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the Windows user reply to the Linux user after she said Powershell had less potential as a programming language than HTML?<|eot|><|sost|>Come on, why do you always have to bash everything?<|eost|><|sor|>A burn so deadly, that it's terminal.<|eor|><|sor|>Would you like me to console you?<|eor|><|... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Shmutt | et0bzjv | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the Windows user reply to the Linux user after she said Powershell had less potential as a programming language than HTML?<|eot|><|sost|>Come on, why do you always have to bash everything?<|eost|><|sor|>A burn so deadly, that it's terminal.<|eor|><|sor|>Would you like me to console you?<|eor|><|... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JVO1317 | esz2cdx | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the Windows user reply to the Linux user after she said Powershell had less potential as a programming language than HTML?<|eot|><|sost|>Come on, why do you always have to bash everything?<|eost|><|sor|>A burn so deadly, that it's terminal.<|eor|><|sor|>Would you like me to console you?<|eor|><|... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | technohacker1995 | et1g17q | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the Windows user reply to the Linux user after she said Powershell had less potential as a programming language than HTML?<|eot|><|sost|>Come on, why do you always have to bash everything?<|eost|><|sor|>A burn so deadly, that it's terminal.<|eor|><|sor|>Would you like me to console you?<|eor|><|... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Reteipje | 6tfs6l | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do visual basic programmers never finish a marathon?<|eot|><|sost|>After the start they will have a Run-time error <|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TraTeX98 | dlkatsp | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do visual basic programmers never finish a marathon?<|eot|><|sost|>After the start they will have a Run-time error <|eost|><|sor|>God has left the game<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Reteipje | dlkbecb | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do visual basic programmers never finish a marathon?<|eot|><|sost|>After the start they will have a Run-time error <|eost|><|sor|>God has left the game<|eor|><|soopr|>Let's hope he left visual basic too <|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nickbritt003 | dlkmn5j | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do visual basic programmers never finish a marathon?<|eot|><|sost|>After the start they will have a Run-time error <|eost|><|sor|>Why do [insert programming language here] programmers never finish a marathon?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ShareDVI | dlkexoi | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do visual basic programmers never finish a marathon?<|eot|><|sost|>After the start they will have a Run-time error <|eost|><|sor|>On Error Resume Next<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | thomas_merton | dlkwing | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do visual basic programmers never finish a marathon?<|eot|><|sost|>After the start they will have a Run-time error <|eost|><|sor|>Why do [insert programming language here] programmers never finish a marathon?<|eor|><|sor|>True that all languages have runtime errors, but when it comes to compile-time ... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Juxtys | 63s7lx | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a superhero who uses git?<|eot|><|sost|>DeadPull<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Nippius | dfwtjfz | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a superhero who uses git?<|eot|><|sost|>DeadPull<|eost|><|sor|>[OMG](https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Deadpool-Surprised.jpg)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | yredrf | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the noob programmer think that they would work better under their desk?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they heard that they could make code faster with lookup tables.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | ivuriho | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the noob programmer think that they would work better under their desk?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they heard that they could make code faster with lookup tables.<|eost|><|sor|>PEBCAK<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ivujhaq | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the noob programmer think that they would work better under their desk?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they heard that they could make code faster with lookup tables.<|eost|><|sor|>Avoiding the desk check?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | wqnpjg | <|soss|><|sot|>Scientists at one organization considered updating all their software to a more modern language.<|eot|><|sost|>But it would cost them a Fortran to do it.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EarthTrash | ikosjcb | <|soss|><|sot|>Scientists at one organization considered updating all their software to a more modern language.<|eot|><|sost|>But it would cost them a Fortran to do it.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is kinda BASIC<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | ikowsae | <|soss|><|sot|>Scientists at one organization considered updating all their software to a more modern language.<|eot|><|sost|>But it would cost them a Fortran to do it.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is kinda BASIC<|eor|><|sor|>What does it say? I'm not wearing my glasses, I can't C#.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoogleIsYourFrenemy | ikr9s6k | <|soss|><|sot|>Scientists at one organization considered updating all their software to a more modern language.<|eot|><|sost|>But it would cost them a Fortran to do it.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is kinda BASIC<|eor|><|sor|>What does it say? I'm not wearing my glasses, I can't C#.<|eor|><|sor|>I haven't heard that one in ... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | egh128 | iknc5yo | <|soss|><|sot|>Scientists at one organization considered updating all their software to a more modern language.<|eot|><|sost|>But it would cost them a Fortran to do it.<|eost|><|sor|><|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | what_would_freud_say | iknnzl5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Scientists at one organization considered updating all their software to a more modern language.<|eot|><|sost|>But it would cost them a Fortran to do it.<|eost|><|sor|>This is my life<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ikps51u | <|soss|><|sot|>Scientists at one organization considered updating all their software to a more modern language.<|eot|><|sost|>But it would cost them a Fortran to do it.<|eost|><|sor|>They can hire a freelancer to do it. A soldier of Fortran.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | ikreaxv | <|soss|><|sot|>Scientists at one organization considered updating all their software to a more modern language.<|eot|><|sost|>But it would cost them a Fortran to do it.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is kinda BASIC<|eor|><|sor|>What does it say? I'm not wearing my glasses, I can't C#.<|eor|><|sor|>I haven't heard that one in ... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fsr1967 | iks5iex | <|soss|><|sot|>Scientists at one organization considered updating all their software to a more modern language.<|eot|><|sost|>But it would cost them a Fortran to do it.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is kinda BASIC<|eor|><|sor|>What does it say? I'm not wearing my glasses, I can't C#.<|eor|><|sor|>I haven't heard that one in ... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | ikslbpn | <|soss|><|sot|>Scientists at one organization considered updating all their software to a more modern language.<|eot|><|sost|>But it would cost them a Fortran to do it.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is kinda BASIC<|eor|><|sor|>What does it say? I'm not wearing my glasses, I can't C#.<|eor|><|sor|>I haven't heard that one in ... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | rfhe1u | <|soss|><|sot|>how does a programmer defend himself with a knife?<|eot|><|sost|>using a backslash<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | patryk-tech | hodzu15 | <|soss|><|sot|>how does a programmer defend himself with a knife?<|eot|><|sost|>using a backslash<|eost|><|sor|>Risky move. What if their adversary escapes the backslash?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MyBigRed | hoduc9q | <|soss|><|sot|>how does a programmer defend himself with a knife?<|eot|><|sost|>using a backslash<|eost|><|sor|>I think a Forward Slash would be more effective<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | hoe0hf0 | <|soss|><|sot|>how does a programmer defend himself with a knife?<|eot|><|sost|>using a backslash<|eost|><|sor|>Risky move. What if their adversary escapes the backslash?<|eor|><|sor|>\\a \\a \\a<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ekolis | hoe4mu8 | <|soss|><|sot|>how does a programmer defend himself with a knife?<|eot|><|sost|>using a backslash<|eost|><|sor|>Funny thing, Shulk actually does this in Smash Bros. It's an attack that hits harder if you attack from behind. Though, calling it out like you're playing Yu-Gi-Oh really ought to remove the element of surpri... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KINGodfather | hoghjmq | <|soss|><|sot|>how does a programmer defend himself with a knife?<|eot|><|sost|>using a backslash<|eost|><|sor|>Risky move. What if their adversary escapes the backslash?<|eor|><|sor|>\\a \\a \\a<|eor|><|sor|>It's \a \a \and!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
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