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ProgrammerDadJokes | vibratoryblurriness | hofr2g8 | <|soss|><|sot|>how does a programmer defend himself with a knife?<|eot|><|sost|>using a backslash<|eost|><|sor|>Funny thing, Shulk actually does this in Smash Bros. It's an attack that hits harder if you attack from behind. Though, calling it out like you're playing Yu-Gi-Oh really ought to remove the element of surpri... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | q8ddmh | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does Greta only use let and const to declare ES variables?<|eot|><|sost|>To stop global warning.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | theangeryemacsshibe | hgprtz8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does Greta only use let and const to declare ES variables?<|eot|><|sost|>To stop global warning.<|eost|><|sor|>It's to preserve the environment.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ekolis | hgpeiw0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does Greta only use let and const to declare ES variables?<|eot|><|sost|>To stop global warning.<|eost|><|sor|>Why does Count Dracula use only let and const to declare variables?
To prevent global varming.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ZaInT | hgpu9ze | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does Greta only use let and const to declare ES variables?<|eot|><|sost|>To stop global warning.<|eost|><|sor|>Why does Count Dracula use only let and const to declare variables?
To prevent global varming.<|eor|><|sor|>(null) VARS, AHAHA<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | ksz6r6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Does Apple have rights to bear ARMs?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xRageNugget | gij1li9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Does Apple have rights to bear ARMs?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>and what about the right to arm bears?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FatherOfGold | gij8uyq | <|soss|><|sot|>Does Apple have rights to bear ARMs?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Yeah but it's RISCy to exercise it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | akshay-nair | gij56ck | <|soss|><|sot|>Does Apple have rights to bear ARMs?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>and what about the right to arm bears?<|eor|><|sor|>what about the right bear to arm?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _bluequartz | gij6c6v | <|soss|><|sot|>Does Apple have rights to bear ARMs?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>and what about the right to arm bears?<|eor|><|sor|>what about the right bear to arm?<|eor|><|sor|>And the bear's right arm?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LordViaderko | gij31u9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Does Apple have rights to bear ARMs?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Apple's bare ARMs are too much to bear for a bear.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | giji5e8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Does Apple have rights to bear ARMs?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Yes, it's in the Foxconnstitution<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | dl76ow | <|soss|><|sot|>If a friend of mine forks MySQL...<|eot|><|sost|>...it would be HisSQL<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rigglesbee | f4or0yh | <|soss|><|sot|>If a friend of mine forks MySQL...<|eot|><|sost|>...it would be HisSQL<|eost|><|sor|>This is why we can't have nice things. NoSQL for you!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lucas58ricci | f4pnkxt | <|soss|><|sot|>If a friend of mine forks MySQL...<|eot|><|sost|>...it would be HisSQL<|eost|><|sor|>This is why we can't have nice things. NoSQL for you!<|eor|><|sor|>Please guys, don't argue, we all know it is for everyone. OurSQL [Soviet anthem]
Ok, it isn't only a dad joke, it's an old one <|eor|><|eoss|><|endo... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dullbananas | f4qkyrl | <|soss|><|sot|>If a friend of mine forks MySQL...<|eot|><|sost|>...it would be HisSQL<|eost|><|sor|>OurSQL<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ezekiel086 | f4rjmr7 | <|soss|><|sot|>If a friend of mine forks MySQL...<|eot|><|sost|>...it would be HisSQL<|eost|><|sor|>OurSQL<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CoruscareGames | d9u95r | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are tuples noisier than lists?<|eot|><|sost|>Tuples are immutable.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iamjohnhenry | f1lmyfw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are tuples noisier than lists?<|eot|><|sost|>Tuples are immutable.<|eost|><|sor|>Possibly too language specific. Also, the word immutable _sounds_ like it might mean something like "un-mute-able", but I think enough people who are on this sub are familiar enough with the concept that this may not imm... | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CoruscareGames | f1ln16w | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are tuples noisier than lists?<|eot|><|sost|>Tuples are immutable.<|eost|><|sor|>Possibly too language specific. Also, the word immutable _sounds_ like it might mean something like "un-mute-able", but I think enough people who are on this sub are familiar enough with the concept that this may not imm... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | a-Sociopath | c2s2za | <|soss|><|sot|>If I had a dime for everytime I had a dime<|eot|><|sost|>I'd be in a loop with no return.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Leappard | erm7s38 | <|soss|><|sot|>If I had a dime for everytime I had a dime<|eot|><|sost|>I'd be in a loop with no return.<|eost|><|sor|>> in a loop with no return.
You don't say You don't say<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | a-Sociopath | ermb077 | <|soss|><|sot|>If I had a dime for everytime I had a dime<|eot|><|sost|>I'd be in a loop with no return.<|eost|><|sor|> float balance;
balance = 0;
while (True) {
balance += 0.1;
}
cout << balance << endl;
I find it fascinating how given an infinite time this will produce both no and every a... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Leappard | ermbe8c | <|soss|><|sot|>If I had a dime for everytime I had a dime<|eot|><|sost|>I'd be in a loop with no return.<|eost|><|sor|> float balance;
balance = 0;
while (True) {
balance += 0.1;
}
cout << balance << endl;
I find it fascinating how given an infinite time this will produce both no and every a... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | uvero | ermbwaa | <|soss|><|sot|>If I had a dime for everytime I had a dime<|eot|><|sost|>I'd be in a loop with no return.<|eost|><|sor|>"If I got a dollar on every dollar I spent, that'd be pretty cool because woah, I'll get all my money back"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | a-Sociopath | ermatvf | <|soss|><|sot|>If I had a dime for everytime I had a dime<|eot|><|sost|>I'd be in a loop with no return.<|eost|><|sor|>Wouldnt it be a recursion? My be you crash because of a stack overflow...<|eor|><|soopr|>I thought recursion first, but the construct showed me it had a **loop**hole<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | a-Sociopath | ermd5us | <|soss|><|sot|>If I had a dime for everytime I had a dime<|eot|><|sost|>I'd be in a loop with no return.<|eost|><|sor|> while True:
if dimes >= 1:
dimes += 1
I'd take that deal. Hey, can I borrow a dime? I'll give it back in just a moment.<|eor|><|soopr|>I didn't say you'd have a dime more. If y... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 10may | aw2hbz | <|soss|><|sot|>Who called it sunrise and not sunget?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | T-Dark_ | ehjrrx6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Who called it sunrise and not sunget?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>You mean a `getSun()`?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | apola | ehjuiit | <|soss|><|sot|>Who called it sunrise and not sunget?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>`setsun(true)`
`setsun(false)`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Apocrathia | ehk6a78 | <|soss|><|sot|>Who called it sunrise and not sunget?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>cause Sun hates us<|eor|><|sor|>You mean Oracle. Which is definitely true.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Shmutt | ehk3kve | <|soss|><|sot|>Who called it sunrise and not sunget?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>You mean a `getSun()`?<|eor|><|sor|>\#snake\_case\_master\_race<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | timodw | ehjxi7x | <|soss|><|sot|>Who called it sunrise and not sunget?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>`setsun(true)`
`setsun(false)`<|eor|><|sor|>you forgot the animated=true part<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dumdedums | ehk5wwc | <|soss|><|sot|>Who called it sunrise and not sunget?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Sun.get()<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | boredcircuits | ehkg96x | <|soss|><|sot|>Who called it sunrise and not sunget?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Sun.get()<|eor|><|sor|>`Sun::GetInstance()`
Might as well make it a singleton.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | davidjmemmett | ehkile3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Who called it sunrise and not sunget?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Sun.get()<|eor|><|sor|>`Sun::GetInstance()`
Might as well make it a singleton.<|eor|><|sor|>`sun = galaxy.create_star(type=STAR_TYPE_G2V)`
Nah, theres plenty more stars out there :)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | StarkillerX42 | ehk7z6i | <|soss|><|sot|>Who called it sunrise and not sunget?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>You mean a `getSun()`?<|eor|><|sor|>\#snake\_case\_master\_race<|eor|><|sor|>I've literally used a function called get_sun<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | eclipse0990 | ehjs602 | <|soss|><|sot|>Who called it sunrise and not sunget?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Maybe they did not have a Daylight class concept by then <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HiddenLayer5 | au64xd | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Windows developers use Visual Studio<|eot|><|sost|>Because they need to C#<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | overkill | eh665vb | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Windows developers use Visual Studio<|eot|><|sost|>Because they need to C#<|eost|><|sor|>Why do explicitly windows developer need to see sharp? Is their eyesight worse than other developers?<|eor|><|sor|>They are visually basic.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Desmulator | eh662ih | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Windows developers use Visual Studio<|eot|><|sost|>Because they need to C#<|eost|><|sor|>Why do explicitly windows developer need to see sharp? Is their eyesight worse than other developers?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RMT002 | eh6jyqo | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Windows developers use Visual Studio<|eot|><|sost|>Because they need to C#<|eost|><|sor|>Why do explicitly windows developer need to see sharp? Is their eyesight worse than other developers?<|eor|><|sor|>They are visually basic.<|eor|><|sor|>You win the internet, sir. Wish I could afford to silver... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HiddenLayer5 | eh6rfgx | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Windows developers use Visual Studio<|eot|><|sost|>Because they need to C#<|eost|><|sor|>Why do explicitly windows developer need to see sharp? Is their eyesight worse than other developers?<|eor|><|sor|>They are visually basic.<|eor|><|sor|>You win the internet, sir. Wish I could afford to silver... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Nissingmo | eh6v5dt | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Windows developers use Visual Studio<|eot|><|sost|>Because they need to C#<|eost|><|sor|>Why do explicitly windows developer need to see sharp? Is their eyesight worse than other developers?<|eor|><|sor|>They are visually basic.<|eor|><|sor|>// the real joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | D_Loms45 | eh7kgiv | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Windows developers use Visual Studio<|eot|><|sost|>Because they need to C#<|eost|><|sor|>that's why all programmers wear glasses<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Klikini | akssur | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a gay C programmer's favorite tool?<|eot|><|sost|>valgrindr<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wademcgillis | ef7otax | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a gay C programmer's favorite tool?<|eot|><|sost|>valgrindr<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Because you're not looking at "hot" which is default, but something called "best" which isn't the most popular posts at the time, but posts reddit decided you wanted to see.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|... | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | northrupthebandgeek | ef8ipqj | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a gay C programmer's favorite tool?<|eot|><|sost|>valgrindr<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe you're a DOM, then?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PlatypusPlague | ef7sb2k | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a gay C programmer's favorite tool?<|eot|><|sost|>valgrindr<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Because you're not looking at "hot" which is default, but something called "best" which isn't the most popular posts at the time, but posts reddit decided you wanted to see.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm on 'hot' ... | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | northrupthebandgeek | ef8il7n | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a gay C programmer's favorite tool?<|eot|><|sost|>valgrindr<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Because you're not looking at "hot" which is default, but something called "best" which isn't the most popular posts at the time, but posts reddit decided you wanted to see.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm on 'hot' ... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AnAverageFreak | ef8t81b | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a gay C programmer's favorite tool?<|eot|><|sost|>valgrindr<|eost|><|sor|>I am gay, I confirm<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | yt39tb | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the 15 year old Linux program suddenly stop working after reading part way through a file?<|eot|><|sost|>It was having a mid-file crisis.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | iw28519 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the 15 year old Linux program suddenly stop working after reading part way through a file?<|eot|><|sost|>It was having a mid-file crisis.<|eost|><|sor|>Hahaha. Reflection and introspection time?
self.help()<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ByHarix25 | tutjq6 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you greet a web dev?<|eot|><|sost|><sup>sup</sup><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | i35tyom | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you greet a web dev?<|eot|><|sost|><sup>sup</sup><|eost|><|sor|>A <bold>bold</bold> suggestion.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | smartguy1196 | i35qhvk | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you greet a web dev?<|eot|><|sost|><sup>sup</sup><|eost|><|sor|><a>a</a><|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | i367ofb | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you greet a web dev?<|eot|><|sost|><sup>sup</sup><|eost|><|sor|> <Sup/> is more succint<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Earhacker | i379gts | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you greet a web dev?<|eot|><|sost|><sup>sup</sup><|eost|><|sor|>A <bold>bold</bold> suggestion.<|eor|><|sor|>A <strong>strong</strong> retort!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Flannel_Man_ | i37vb5p | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you greet a web dev?<|eot|><|sost|><sup>sup</sup><|eost|><|sor|> <Sup/> is more succint<|eor|><|sor|>Different. Op has something between the tags.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | assembly_wizard | i38g7wh | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you greet a web dev?<|eot|><|sost|><sup>sup</sup><|eost|><|sor|>Great <body><|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DrSlugger | i391hwp | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you greet a web dev?<|eot|><|sost|><sup>sup</sup><|eost|><|sor|> <Sup/> is more succint<|eor|><|sor|>Different. Op has something between the tags.<|eor|><|sor|>He's calling a react component!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NAL_Gaming | qoyugr | <|soss|><|sot|>C++ programmers must get a lot of sex...<|eot|><|sost|>...since they're constantly working with std<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | insanityOS | hjqlpqk | <|soss|><|sot|>C++ programmers must get a lot of sex...<|eot|><|sost|>...since they're constantly working with std<|eost|><|sor|>Getting fucked != Having sex<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nipplepotamus | hjr16hu | <|soss|><|sot|>C++ programmers must get a lot of sex...<|eot|><|sost|>...since they're constantly working with std<|eost|><|sor|>Getting fucked != Having sex<|eor|><|sor|>'Undefined reference to Class::sex()'<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | insanityOS | hjt73cp | <|soss|><|sot|>C++ programmers must get a lot of sex...<|eot|><|sost|>...since they're constantly working with std<|eost|><|sor|>Getting fucked != Having sex<|eor|><|sor|>In what way is it not?<|eor|><|sor|>One gets fucked while they're programming in C++, which is objectively conceptually the farthest thing from sex t... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | selplacei | fj1p52 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does PEP 8 recommend using snake_case?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's a style guide for Python<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | marco262 | fkkvo28 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does PEP 8 recommend using snake_case?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's a style guide for Python<|eost|><|sor|>That style of variable formatting was probably named as such because of PEP 8's instance on its usage, IMO.
> The use of underscores as word separators in identifiers in programming languages is ... | 41 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Qewbicle | fkliqv7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does PEP 8 recommend using snake_case?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's a style guide for Python<|eost|><|sor|>Seriously tho, it's kinda unsettling. I'd much rather use camelCase<|eor|><|sor|>nahCamelCaseIsTooHardOnTheEyes
isThatAnLOrAnI
snake_case_is_easier_to_distinguish<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ProfessorOak11 | fkkd5oe | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does PEP 8 recommend using snake_case?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's a style guide for Python<|eost|><|sor|>Seriously tho, it's kinda unsettling. I'd much rather use camelCase<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | krabbypattycar | fkmo2p2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does PEP 8 recommend using snake_case?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's a style guide for Python<|eost|><|sor|>That style of variable formatting was probably named as such because of PEP 8's instance on its usage, IMO.
> The use of underscores as word separators in identifiers in programming languages is ... | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pickausernamehesaid | fklt8r6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does PEP 8 recommend using snake_case?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's a style guide for Python<|eost|><|sor|>Seriously tho, it's kinda unsettling. I'd much rather use camelCase<|eor|><|sor|>PascalCaseFtw<|eor|><|sor|>Nah man, those are how we easily tell if things are classes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chicknfly | fkke1er | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does PEP 8 recommend using snake_case?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's a style guide for Python<|eost|><|sor|>My guess is to reflect Python's relationship with C, which uses snake case (but also camelcase?)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _TheLoneDeveloper_ | e9w12y | <|soss|><|sot|>I am declaring a war<|eot|><|sost|>var war;<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroneusUltrin | fam8884 | <|soss|><|sot|>I am declaring a war<|eot|><|sost|>var war;<|eost|><|sor|>...what is it good for?<|eor|><|sor|>NULL<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bjm00se | fam7rag | <|soss|><|sot|>I am declaring a war<|eot|><|sost|>var war;<|eost|><|sor|>...what is it good for?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | repooper | fam8pzc | <|soss|><|sot|>I am declaring a war<|eot|><|sost|>var war;<|eost|><|sor|>...what is it good for?<|eor|><|sor|>NULL<|eor|><|sor|>Math.abs(null)?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vividboarder | famdum6 | <|soss|><|sot|>I am declaring a war<|eot|><|sost|>var war;<|eost|><|sor|>Source? https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/e9rvuv/cheesy_but_fun/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | l3njo | famumxb | <|soss|><|sot|>I am declaring a war<|eot|><|sost|>var war;<|eost|><|sor|>careful now.. politicians will make it a const WAR;
and then we're in trouble..<|eor|><|sor|>Then war never changes.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | yangshenhuai | fam7hgl | <|soss|><|sot|>I am declaring a war<|eot|><|sost|>var war;<|eost|><|sor|>make jar not war<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroneusUltrin | fam8uye | <|soss|><|sot|>I am declaring a war<|eot|><|sost|>var war;<|eost|><|sor|>...what is it good for?<|eor|><|sor|>NULL<|eor|><|sor|>Math.abs(null)?<|eor|><|sor|>Huh? Yea. You can say that again<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bjm00se | fama521 | <|soss|><|sot|>I am declaring a war<|eot|><|sost|>var war;<|eost|><|sor|>...what is it good for?<|eor|><|sor|>NULL<|eor|><|sor|>Math.abs(null)?<|eor|><|sor|>Huh? Yea. You can say that again<|eor|><|sor|>it.war != null \^ heartbreaker();<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jaradi | fame9qv | <|soss|><|sot|>I am declaring a war<|eot|><|sost|>var war;<|eost|><|sor|>let war; War never changes...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroneusUltrin | famaj7a | <|soss|><|sot|>I am declaring a war<|eot|><|sost|>var war;<|eost|><|sor|>...what is it good for?<|eor|><|sor|>NULL<|eor|><|sor|>Math.abs(null)?<|eor|><|sor|>Huh? Yea. You can say that again<|eor|><|sor|>it.war != null \^ heartbreaker();<|eor|><|sor|>class War {
friend class Undertaker;
}<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jaradi | fan3xa7 | <|soss|><|sot|>I am declaring a war<|eot|><|sost|>var war;<|eost|><|sor|>let war; War never changes...<|eor|><|sor|>You mean there is a const war; ?<|eor|><|sor|>Was kinda trying to be fancy with let thinking to myself how war never changes even though its inner fields change (as it evolves with time and technology).
... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | drewsiferr | fan9a5r | <|soss|><|sot|>I am declaring a war<|eot|><|sost|>var war;<|eost|><|sor|>Should be just "I am declaring war", without the a. We aren't seeing a type called war, it's a variable name. In contrast, this would be declaring a war:
```var worldWar2 = new War();```<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jsbeckr | fan2cui | <|soss|><|sot|>I am declaring a war<|eot|><|sost|>var war;<|eost|><|sor|>let war; War never changes...<|eor|><|sor|>You mean there is a const war; ?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | squidgyhead | dn2iy8 | <|soss|><|sot|>What does the C programmer say when they forget what to say on stage?<|eot|><|sost|>\_\_LINE\_\_!<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroneusUltrin | f57ekta | <|soss|><|sot|>What does the C programmer say when they forget what to say on stage?<|eot|><|sost|>\_\_LINE\_\_!<|eost|><|sor|>He gets some pointers<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | OmnipotentEntity | f5a7pul | <|soss|><|sot|>What does the C programmer say when they forget what to say on stage?<|eot|><|sost|>\_\_LINE\_\_!<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it.<|eor|><|sor|>This is specifically a preprocessor macro that returns the line number of the calling site.
So if the following is on line 1057:
printf("Something bad happene... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | northrupthebandgeek | f594yo7 | <|soss|><|sot|>What does the C programmer say when they forget what to say on stage?<|eot|><|sost|>\_\_LINE\_\_!<|eost|><|sor|>He gets some pointers<|eor|><|sor|>I use him as a reference.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Bend1010 | f59atk2 | <|soss|><|sot|>What does the C programmer say when they forget what to say on stage?<|eot|><|sost|>\_\_LINE\_\_!<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it.<|eor|><|sor|>I believe that this is a naming convention for preprocessor macros<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hiimsoba | f59ap0o | <|soss|><|sot|>What does the C programmer say when they forget what to say on stage?<|eot|><|sost|>\_\_LINE\_\_!<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | poops-n-farts | d7ai7o | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about http requests<|eot|><|sost|>but it would probably go over your head<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | admin_rico | f0yob1v | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about http requests<|eot|><|sost|>but it would probably go over your head<|eost|><|sor|>I sometimes get UDP jokes.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rigatavr | f0yzhsw | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about http requests<|eot|><|sost|>but it would probably go over your head<|eost|><|sor|>I sometimes get UDP jokes.<|eor|><|sor|>Nobody asked if you got them<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | msg45f | f0yq1g1 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about http requests<|eot|><|sost|>but it would probably go over your head<|eost|><|sor|>I can tell a pretty good https joke, just between you and me.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | heyj819 | f0yo9l7 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about http requests<|eot|><|sost|>but it would probably go over your head<|eost|><|sor|>I thought youd say you wouldnt get it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pi3p14 | f0yogp2 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about http requests<|eot|><|sost|>but it would probably go over your head<|eost|><|sor|>I thought youd say you wouldnt get it<|eor|><|sor|>Guess you'd have to POST it first<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lightmatter501 | f0yti08 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about http requests<|eot|><|sost|>but it would probably go over your head<|eost|><|sor|>QUIC, send it to me<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | admin_rico | f0yzufq | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about http requests<|eot|><|sost|>but it would probably go over your head<|eost|><|sor|>I sometimes get UDP jokes.<|eor|><|sor|>Nobody asked if you got them<|eor|><|sor|>without caring who or if someone gets it.
I tend to send information<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
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