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ProgrammerDadJokes
dnr101
f0yplgk
<|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about http requests<|eot|><|sost|>but it would probably go over your head<|eost|><|sor|>I'd tell you one about dropped packets, but you probably wouldn't get it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
poops-n-farts
f0zmle1
<|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about http requests<|eot|><|sost|>but it would probably go over your head<|eost|><|sor|>I sometimes get UDP jokes.<|eor|><|sor|>Nobody asked if you got them<|eor|><|sor|>without caring who or if someone gets it. I tend to send information<|eor|><|soopr|>Udp is basically 12 year old m...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
poops-n-farts
f0yt9ro
<|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about http requests<|eot|><|sost|>but it would probably go over your head<|eost|><|sor|>I thought youd say you wouldnt get it<|eor|><|soopr|>thats another OPTION(s)<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
poops-n-farts
f0yvo4s
<|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about http requests<|eot|><|sost|>but it would probably go over your head<|eost|><|sor|>QUIC, send it to me<|eor|><|soopr|>learn something new every day<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
RandomUser03
f0ysgy7
<|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about http requests<|eot|><|sost|>but it would probably go over your head<|eost|><|sor|>Don't get it.<|eor|><|sor|>HEAD requests sometimes come first before a GET request<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
yp1r6x
<|soss|><|sot|>I've found a remarkably elegant solution to the boolean satisfiability problem for non-even cases.<|eot|><|sost|>It's oddly satisfying.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
XelaChang
ivh9dfs
<|soss|><|sot|>I've found a remarkably elegant solution to the boolean satisfiability problem for non-even cases.<|eot|><|sost|>It's oddly satisfying.<|eost|><|sor|>Take my upvote and get lost!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Successful_Rice7988
ivhgiut
<|soss|><|sot|>I've found a remarkably elegant solution to the boolean satisfiability problem for non-even cases.<|eot|><|sost|>It's oddly satisfying.<|eost|><|sor|>Shut up and take my upvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
gregorydgraham
ivjb4hz
<|soss|><|sot|>I've found a remarkably elegant solution to the boolean satisfiability problem for non-even cases.<|eot|><|sost|>It's oddly satisfying.<|eost|><|sor|>Take my upvote and become geographically confused<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
ivjbc4w
<|soss|><|sot|>I've found a remarkably elegant solution to the boolean satisfiability problem for non-even cases.<|eot|><|sost|>It's oddly satisfying.<|eost|><|sor|>Take my upvote and become geographically confused<|eor|><|soopr|>Oh, that's a new one (to me).<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
fuhrmanator
o5br81
<|soss|><|sot|>What did the CI engineer say when he interviewed at a company that didn't do automated JavaScript tests.<|eot|><|sost|>>!"Surely you jest!"!<<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
christianarg
h2mzm77
<|soss|><|sot|>What did the CI engineer say when he interviewed at a company that didn't do automated JavaScript tests.<|eot|><|sost|>>!"Surely you jest!"!<<|eost|><|sor|>Are you mocking me?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
CultureTX
h2o8yvv
<|soss|><|sot|>What did the CI engineer say when he interviewed at a company that didn't do automated JavaScript tests.<|eot|><|sost|>>!"Surely you jest!"!<<|eost|><|sor|>Are you mocking me?<|eor|><|sor|>No, they are not. But they .should()<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
KiwiNFLFan
jwr5ei
<|soss|><|sot|>What is the best day of the week to install the lastest macOS?<|eot|><|sost|>**Sur**sday.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
153
ProgrammerDadJokes
yokcwhatup
gcrxjuz
<|soss|><|sot|>What is the best day of the week to install the lastest macOS?<|eot|><|sost|>**Sur**sday.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke was so bad I dont know how to react.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
jge45
gcs5tnm
<|soss|><|sot|>What is the best day of the week to install the lastest macOS?<|eot|><|sost|>**Sur**sday.<|eost|><|sor|>And here I thought it was M1nday<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
wcsoon
gctfc1a
<|soss|><|sot|>What is the best day of the week to install the lastest macOS?<|eot|><|sost|>**Sur**sday.<|eost|><|sor|>I think I'm out of the loop. I don't get it.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh I thought it might have been a slurring of the TH sound in Thursday to get Sursday<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
tsuma534
gct90vs
<|soss|><|sot|>What is the best day of the week to install the lastest macOS?<|eot|><|sost|>**Sur**sday.<|eost|><|sor|>I think I'm out of the loop. I don't get it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
tech6hutch
gcsoyzk
<|soss|><|sot|>What is the best day of the week to install the lastest macOS?<|eot|><|sost|>**Sur**sday.<|eost|><|sor|>And here I thought it was M1nday<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes, M-one-day<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
BlueMarble007
gctmhhe
<|soss|><|sot|>What is the best day of the week to install the lastest macOS?<|eot|><|sost|>**Sur**sday.<|eost|><|sor|>I think I'm out of the loop. I don't get it.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh I thought it might have been a slurring of the TH sound in Thursday to get Sursday<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, Im pretty sure ...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
zne6xf
<|soss|><|sot|>My team wanted to abandon our Ruby webapp and rewrite in another language.<|eot|><|sost|>I managed to derail their efforts, for which they were thankful.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
EarhackerWasBanned
j0gmuhp
<|soss|><|sot|>My team wanted to abandon our Ruby webapp and rewrite in another language.<|eot|><|sost|>I managed to derail their efforts, for which they were thankful.<|eost|><|sor|>They wanted to use Sinatra, but I convinced them to do it My Way.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
pooperdoop123
j0gd9pm
<|soss|><|sot|>My team wanted to abandon our Ruby webapp and rewrite in another language.<|eot|><|sost|>I managed to derail their efforts, for which they were thankful.<|eost|><|sor|> bravo<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
sussyamogushot
j0gqrpf
<|soss|><|sot|>My team wanted to abandon our Ruby webapp and rewrite in another language.<|eot|><|sost|>I managed to derail their efforts, for which they were thankful.<|eost|><|sor|> bravo<|eor|><|sor|>Happy cake day!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Dragenby
yltlbp
<|soss|><|sot|>What's a system administrator with an impostor syndrome?<|eot|><|sost|>A SusAdmin<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
BlincxYT
iv1awqe
<|soss|><|sot|>What's a system administrator with an impostor syndrome?<|eot|><|sost|>A SusAdmin<|eost|><|sor|> sus <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
TinyFactor2866
iv0cstk
<|soss|><|sot|>What's a system administrator with an impostor syndrome?<|eot|><|sost|>A SusAdmin<|eost|><|sor|>Windows Defender<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
nyion_maste
iv1ogyk
<|soss|><|sot|>What's a system administrator with an impostor syndrome?<|eot|><|sost|>A SusAdmin<|eost|><|sor|>The question is what's a system administrator without an impostor syndrome ;)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
existential_issue
y2528y
<|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear they discovered the ruins of an Ancient Greek database?<|eot|><|sost|>It was the remnants of an Oracle with a few broken columns.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
GoogleIsYourFrenemy
is1hq47
<|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear they discovered the ruins of an Ancient Greek database?<|eot|><|sost|>It was the remnants of an Oracle with a few broken columns.<|eost|><|sor|>There was a lot of salt water damage seeing as they found it indices.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
existential_issue
is1lglx
<|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear they discovered the ruins of an Ancient Greek database?<|eot|><|sost|>It was the remnants of an Oracle with a few broken columns.<|eost|><|sor|>There was a lot of salt water damage seeing as they found it indices.<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah, originally some *Fort ran* it on land, but then it slippe...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
existential_issue
is3jd2q
<|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear they discovered the ruins of an Ancient Greek database?<|eot|><|sost|>It was the remnants of an Oracle with a few broken columns.<|eost|><|sor|>Lots of God entities persisted among the remains.<|eor|><|soopr|>ALTAR DATABASE<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
erikieperikie
is32r9u
<|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear they discovered the ruins of an Ancient Greek database?<|eot|><|sost|>It was the remnants of an Oracle with a few broken columns.<|eost|><|sor|>Lots of God entities persisted among the remains.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
is3bwgn
<|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear they discovered the ruins of an Ancient Greek database?<|eot|><|sost|>It was the remnants of an Oracle with a few broken columns.<|eost|><|sor|>Did the nearby statues have nvidias, because they couldn't get arms?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
dad_hacker_maq
nla163
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did an android drop out of motorcycle repair school?<|eot|><|sost|>It failed the tuning test.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
157
ProgrammerDadJokes
rabbitwonker
gzhlnvq
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did an android drop out of motorcycle repair school?<|eot|><|sost|>It failed the tuning test.<|eost|><|sor|>Did you mean touring test?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
dad_hacker_maq
gzhviy4
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did an android drop out of motorcycle repair school?<|eot|><|sost|>It failed the tuning test.<|eost|><|sor|>Did you mean touring test?<|eor|><|soopr|>I find that hard to believe - after all, they put A* effort in that test<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
VelianDev
gzik4bc
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did an android drop out of motorcycle repair school?<|eot|><|sost|>It failed the tuning test.<|eost|><|sor|>Did you mean touring test?<|eor|><|soopr|>I find that hard to believe - after all, they put A* effort in that test<|eoopr|><|sor|>That is, to say, cut a lot of corners.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftex...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Lol40fy
9uomtw
<|soss|><|sot|>A physicist, a biologist, and a software developer are out for lunch.<|eot|><|sost|>While they eat, they notice two people walk into the restroom. A short while later, three people walk out. The physicist says "There must have been something wrong with the initial measurement". The biologist replies "...
155
ProgrammerDadJokes
randomtechguy142857
e96l7op
<|soss|><|sot|>A physicist, a biologist, and a software developer are out for lunch.<|eot|><|sost|>While they eat, they notice two people walk into the restroom. A short while later, three people walk out. The physicist says "There must have been something wrong with the initial measurement". The biologist replies "...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
carelessgreen
e970u0z
<|soss|><|sot|>A physicist, a biologist, and a software developer are out for lunch.<|eot|><|sost|>While they eat, they notice two people walk into the restroom. A short while later, three people walk out. The physicist says "There must have been something wrong with the initial measurement". The biologist replies "...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Lol40fy
e97ksd1
<|soss|><|sot|>A physicist, a biologist, and a software developer are out for lunch.<|eot|><|sost|>While they eat, they notice two people walk into the restroom. A short while later, three people walk out. The physicist says "There must have been something wrong with the initial measurement". The biologist replies "...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Uncle_Gus
e97lt9z
<|soss|><|sot|>A physicist, a biologist, and a software developer are out for lunch.<|eot|><|sost|>While they eat, they notice two people walk into the restroom. A short while later, three people walk out. The physicist says "There must have been something wrong with the initial measurement". The biologist replies "...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
DonAmechesBonerToe
e97b1g8
<|soss|><|sot|>A physicist, a biologist, and a software developer are out for lunch.<|eot|><|sost|>While they eat, they notice two people walk into the restroom. A short while later, three people walk out. The physicist says "There must have been something wrong with the initial measurement". The biologist replies "...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
mauriciogamedev
7bdm25
<|soss|><|sot|>How many npm dependencies are neccessary to change a lamp?<|eot|><|sost|>Thats not a joke, thats an actual question Edit: typo. Also, i can't change the title <|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
miker95
dph8kfo
<|soss|><|sot|>How many npm dependencies are neccessary to change a lamp?<|eot|><|sost|>Thats not a joke, thats an actual question Edit: typo. Also, i can't change the title <|eost|><|sor|>Well, you could use [paplin](https://www.npmjs.com/package/paplin), which has [this dependency graph](http://npm.anvaka.com/#/view...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Moonbuggy1
dphf51z
<|soss|><|sot|>How many npm dependencies are neccessary to change a lamp?<|eot|><|sost|>Thats not a joke, thats an actual question Edit: typo. Also, i can't change the title <|eost|><|sor|>Well, you could use [paplin](https://www.npmjs.com/package/paplin), which has [this dependency graph](http://npm.anvaka.com/#/view...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
miker95
dphotjw
<|soss|><|sot|>How many npm dependencies are neccessary to change a lamp?<|eot|><|sost|>Thats not a joke, thats an actual question Edit: typo. Also, i can't change the title <|eost|><|sor|>Well, you could use [paplin](https://www.npmjs.com/package/paplin), which has [this dependency graph](http://npm.anvaka.com/#/view...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Marlingss
dph5t9b
<|soss|><|sot|>How many npm dependencies are neccessary to change a lamp?<|eot|><|sost|>Thats not a joke, thats an actual question Edit: typo. Also, i can't change the title <|eost|><|sor|>>*That's* not a joke, *that's* *an* actual question*.* FTFY. By the way, shouldn't it be "light bulb"?<|eor|><|sor|>Get a load o...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
hotel2oscar
dph8mqb
<|soss|><|sot|>How many npm dependencies are neccessary to change a lamp?<|eot|><|sost|>Thats not a joke, thats an actual question Edit: typo. Also, i can't change the title <|eost|><|sor|>Not 100% sure, but I'm pretty sure left-pad was on the list somewhere, so it's broken since the author unpublished it again...<|eo...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Aerroon
dph5ojz
<|soss|><|sot|>How many npm dependencies are neccessary to change a lamp?<|eot|><|sost|>Thats not a joke, thats an actual question Edit: typo. Also, i can't change the title <|eost|><|sor|>>*That's* not a joke, *that's* *an* actual question*.* FTFY. By the way, shouldn't it be "light bulb"?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
mauriciogamedev
dph6c4e
<|soss|><|sot|>How many npm dependencies are neccessary to change a lamp?<|eot|><|sost|>Thats not a joke, thats an actual question Edit: typo. Also, i can't change the title <|eost|><|sor|>>*That's* not a joke, *that's* *an* actual question*.* FTFY. By the way, shouldn't it be "light bulb"?<|eor|><|sor|>Get a load o...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
DarkNeutron
dpiikw2
<|soss|><|sot|>How many npm dependencies are neccessary to change a lamp?<|eot|><|sost|>Thats not a joke, thats an actual question Edit: typo. Also, i can't change the title <|eost|><|sor|>Well, you could use [paplin](https://www.npmjs.com/package/paplin), which has [this dependency graph](http://npm.anvaka.com/#/view...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
u8jbr6
<|soss|><|sot|>I just flew in on an M1 powered drone.<|eot|><|sost|>Boy, are my ARMs tired.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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existential_issue
i5nrpw8
<|soss|><|sot|>I just flew in on an M1 powered drone.<|eot|><|sost|>Boy, are my ARMs tired.<|eost|><|sor|>Took a great RISC with this joke. It paid off.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
MTKellogg
i5mm1le
<|soss|><|sot|>I just flew in on an M1 powered drone.<|eot|><|sost|>Boy, are my ARMs tired.<|eost|><|sor|>What kind of Mac do they use to pilot this? A MacBook Air!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
ovncf4
<|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard that Katy Perry came out as a part time server admin?<|eot|><|sost|>She scripted cUrl and she liked it.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
BertRenolds
h7aptv6
<|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard that Katy Perry came out as a part time server admin?<|eot|><|sost|>She scripted cUrl and she liked it.<|eost|><|sor|>Kissed a girl.<|eor|><|sor|>r/woooosh<|eor|><|sor|>I got the joke. I posted the above in case it took anyone else a bit to make the connection. r/woooosh yourself.<|eor|>...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
cstmth
h7as83f
<|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard that Katy Perry came out as a part time server admin?<|eot|><|sost|>She scripted cUrl and she liked it.<|eost|><|sor|>Kissed a girl.<|eor|><|sor|>r/woooosh<|eor|><|sor|>I got the joke. I posted the above in case it took anyone else a bit to make the connection. r/woooosh yourself.<|eor|>...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
BertRenolds
h7aoj39
<|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard that Katy Perry came out as a part time server admin?<|eot|><|sost|>She scripted cUrl and she liked it.<|eost|><|sor|>Kissed a girl.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Blackhaze84
h7atuj1
<|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard that Katy Perry came out as a part time server admin?<|eot|><|sost|>She scripted cUrl and she liked it.<|eost|><|sor|>And you're gonna see my RAM<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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DABarkspawn
h7bjr4r
<|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard that Katy Perry came out as a part time server admin?<|eot|><|sost|>She scripted cUrl and she liked it.<|eost|><|sor|>Madonna does GETs because she is a material cURL.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
BertRenolds
h7atb9e
<|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard that Katy Perry came out as a part time server admin?<|eot|><|sost|>She scripted cUrl and she liked it.<|eost|><|sor|>Kissed a girl.<|eor|><|sor|>r/woooosh<|eor|><|sor|>I got the joke. I posted the above in case it took anyone else a bit to make the connection. r/woooosh yourself.<|eor|>...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Cat_Marshal
h7cdllr
<|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard that Katy Perry came out as a part time server admin?<|eot|><|sost|>She scripted cUrl and she liked it.<|eost|><|sor|>Doesn't running a timeserver usually involve NTP? I don't get how scripting curl fits in here<|eor|><|sor|>Part-time server, not part time-server<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
pm_me_ur_happy_traiI
h7dgllk
<|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard that Katy Perry came out as a part time server admin?<|eot|><|sost|>She scripted cUrl and she liked it.<|eost|><|sor|>And you're gonna see my RAM<|eor|><|sor|>So you wanna play with regex Boy you should know what you're fallin for Baby do you dare to do this I just signed up for an onli...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
FatherOfGold
i9bafv
<|soss|><|sot|>How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>no<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Perfekthuntr
g1e46v4
<|soss|><|sot|>How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>no<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>no<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Perfekthuntr
g1e6k3c
<|soss|><|sot|>How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>no<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>no<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Prolog is a logic programming language, I am probably not the best person to explain it, and my only experience with it was in college, though the p...
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Delta-9-
g1ebz8u
<|soss|><|sot|>How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>no<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>no<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Prolog is a logic programming language, I am probably not the best person to explain it, and my only experience with it was in college, though the p...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Mr_Redstoner
g1f4dlg
<|soss|><|sot|>How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>no<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>no<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>To expand on what u/Perfekthuntr said, we've played with Prolog/Datalog in a database course, where it was basically used as a simple DB engine to t...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Perfekthuntr
g1eer23
<|soss|><|sot|>How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>no<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>no<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Prolog is a logic programming language, I am probably not the best person to explain it, and my only experience with it was in college, though the p...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Michaelz35699
g1ed515
<|soss|><|sot|>How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>no<|eost|><|sor|>I've heard this from a talk before, the crowd was laughing hard lol<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
jghgjb790
g1h0bnv
<|soss|><|sot|>How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>no<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Yes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
danielsoft1
eeo4ez
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a dog in an adventure game bark?<|eot|><|sost|>wav wav wav<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
153
ProgrammerDadJokes
killing_floor_noob
fbwhgmt
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a dog in an adventure game bark?<|eot|><|sost|>wav wav wav<|eost|><|sor|>What's Aquaman's favourite filetype? a .wav file<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Olde94
fbx5kjc
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a dog in an adventure game bark?<|eot|><|sost|>wav wav wav<|eost|><|sor|>Haha i like it. Can someone help me. Can we make it further? What about frogs? (Mpeg mpeg mpeg)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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existential_issue
11rzkeh
<|soss|><|sot|>Why was the IoT-enabled dishwasher staring at its phone?<|eot|><|sost|>Async had promised to callback.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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datvm
jcbf60z
<|soss|><|sot|>Why was the IoT-enabled dishwasher staring at its phone?<|eot|><|sost|>Async had promised to callback.<|eost|><|sor|>It'll be heartbroken when it's rejected, there can always be exceptions<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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existential_issue
jcbn6db
<|soss|><|sot|>Why was the IoT-enabled dishwasher staring at its phone?<|eot|><|sost|>Async had promised to callback.<|eost|><|sor|>So that's why these newfangled dishwashers take so damn long to finish washing the dishes<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah, but you can wash forks and threads at the same time.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoft...
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stringTrimmer
jcbgqud
<|soss|><|sot|>Why was the IoT-enabled dishwasher staring at its phone?<|eot|><|sost|>Async had promised to callback.<|eost|><|sor|>So that's why these newfangled dishwashers take so damn long to finish washing the dishes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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vkapadia
jcb93dl
<|soss|><|sot|>Why was the IoT-enabled dishwasher staring at its phone?<|eot|><|sost|>Async had promised to callback.<|eost|><|sor|>Love it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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kwan_e
vebiu2
<|soss|><|sot|>As you may have suspected, the C++ committee designs the language by consulting demonic chants.<|eot|><|sost|>That is why many parts of the standard are imp lamentation defined.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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vkapadia
icphp66
<|soss|><|sot|>As you may have suspected, the C++ committee designs the language by consulting demonic chants.<|eot|><|sost|>That is why many parts of the standard are imp lamentation defined.<|eost|><|sor|>Good one<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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qxzsilver
icqkw21
<|soss|><|sot|>As you may have suspected, the C++ committee designs the language by consulting demonic chants.<|eot|><|sost|>That is why many parts of the standard are imp lamentation defined.<|eost|><|sor|>*rip and tear intensifies*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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kwan_e
v6te56
<|soss|><|sot|>How does Bruce Wayne get notified of a shell script error?<|eot|><|sost|>Batch signal.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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existential_issue
ibhmlrl
<|soss|><|sot|>How does Bruce Wayne get notified of a shell script error?<|eot|><|sost|>Batch signal.<|eost|><|sor|>Round-Robin style<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
ibhp0hl
<|soss|><|sot|>How does Bruce Wayne get notified of a shell script error?<|eot|><|sost|>Batch signal.<|eost|><|sor|>Round-Robin style<|eor|><|soopr|>[Holy IT&T!](https://www.liveabout.com/robins-oddest-holy-exclamations-from-the-batman-tv-series-3896999)<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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blorchmclorchenstein
un6hz9
<|soss|><|sot|>if a group of apes is a shrewdness and a group of crows is a murder, what is a group of programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>An assembly Adapted from https://twitter.com/CarlaNotarobot/status/1522614325915140096?t=pmaD7MaJhILv-553gZKfkg&s=19<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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erinaceus_
i88at25
<|soss|><|sot|>if a group of apes is a shrewdness and a group of crows is a murder, what is a group of programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>An assembly Adapted from https://twitter.com/CarlaNotarobot/status/1522614325915140096?t=pmaD7MaJhILv-553gZKfkg&s=19<|eost|><|sor|>Nah, it's clearly _a frustration of programmers._<|eor|><|...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
blorchmclorchenstein
i866f36
<|soss|><|sot|>if a group of apes is a shrewdness and a group of crows is a murder, what is a group of programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>An assembly Adapted from https://twitter.com/CarlaNotarobot/status/1522614325915140096?t=pmaD7MaJhILv-553gZKfkg&s=19<|eost|><|soopr|>Also, TIL about a shrewdness. That's pretty cool<|eoopr|...
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DABarkspawn
i86y3k1
<|soss|><|sot|>if a group of apes is a shrewdness and a group of crows is a murder, what is a group of programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>An assembly Adapted from https://twitter.com/CarlaNotarobot/status/1522614325915140096?t=pmaD7MaJhILv-553gZKfkg&s=19<|eost|><|sor|>Never herd this one before!<|eor|><|sor|>There's a new cow...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ThePeopleAtTheZoo
i884sko
<|soss|><|sot|>if a group of apes is a shrewdness and a group of crows is a murder, what is a group of programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>An assembly Adapted from https://twitter.com/CarlaNotarobot/status/1522614325915140096?t=pmaD7MaJhILv-553gZKfkg&s=19<|eost|><|sor|>We should go with murder. "I need to hire a murder of pro...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
erinaceus_
i88awwr
<|soss|><|sot|>if a group of apes is a shrewdness and a group of crows is a murder, what is a group of programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>An assembly Adapted from https://twitter.com/CarlaNotarobot/status/1522614325915140096?t=pmaD7MaJhILv-553gZKfkg&s=19<|eost|><|sor|>Nah, it's clearly _a frustration of programmers._<|eor|><|...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
bahweepgranah
i86ufuq
<|soss|><|sot|>if a group of apes is a shrewdness and a group of crows is a murder, what is a group of programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>An assembly Adapted from https://twitter.com/CarlaNotarobot/status/1522614325915140096?t=pmaD7MaJhILv-553gZKfkg&s=19<|eost|><|sor|>Never herd this one before!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
cmpalmer52
i886dke
<|soss|><|sot|>if a group of apes is a shrewdness and a group of crows is a murder, what is a group of programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>An assembly Adapted from https://twitter.com/CarlaNotarobot/status/1522614325915140096?t=pmaD7MaJhILv-553gZKfkg&s=19<|eost|><|sor|>An ObservableCollection<Programmer><|eor|><|eoss|><|endoft...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
blorchmclorchenstein
i885axs
<|soss|><|sot|>if a group of apes is a shrewdness and a group of crows is a murder, what is a group of programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>An assembly Adapted from https://twitter.com/CarlaNotarobot/status/1522614325915140096?t=pmaD7MaJhILv-553gZKfkg&s=19<|eost|><|sor|>We should go with murder. "I need to hire a murder of pro...
6
ProgrammerDadJokes
flyhull
i88mmxr
<|soss|><|sot|>if a group of apes is a shrewdness and a group of crows is a murder, what is a group of programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>An assembly Adapted from https://twitter.com/CarlaNotarobot/status/1522614325915140096?t=pmaD7MaJhILv-553gZKfkg&s=19<|eost|><|sor|>A conflict of programmers?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Winkiway
r5mocl
<|soss|><|sot|>How did the backslash escape from prison?<|eot|><|sost|>By being an escape character.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
148
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drewsiferr
hmpc31u
<|soss|><|sot|>How did the backslash escape from prison?<|eot|><|sost|>By being an escape character.<|eost|><|sor|>Would land a little better without escape in the lead up. *How did the backslash get out of prison?* >By being an escape character.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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philthechill
hmnzzzl
<|soss|><|sot|>How did the backslash escape from prison?<|eot|><|sost|>By being an escape character.<|eost|><|sor|>\f\r\o\m\ \p\r\i\s\o\n<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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