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ProgrammerDadJokes | dnr101 | f0yplgk | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about http requests<|eot|><|sost|>but it would probably go over your head<|eost|><|sor|>I'd tell you one about dropped packets, but you probably wouldn't get it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | poops-n-farts | f0zmle1 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about http requests<|eot|><|sost|>but it would probably go over your head<|eost|><|sor|>I sometimes get UDP jokes.<|eor|><|sor|>Nobody asked if you got them<|eor|><|sor|>without caring who or if someone gets it.
I tend to send information<|eor|><|soopr|>Udp is basically 12 year old m... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | poops-n-farts | f0yt9ro | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about http requests<|eot|><|sost|>but it would probably go over your head<|eost|><|sor|>I thought youd say you wouldnt get it<|eor|><|soopr|>thats another OPTION(s)<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | poops-n-farts | f0yvo4s | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about http requests<|eot|><|sost|>but it would probably go over your head<|eost|><|sor|>QUIC, send it to me<|eor|><|soopr|>learn something new every day<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RandomUser03 | f0ysgy7 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about http requests<|eot|><|sost|>but it would probably go over your head<|eost|><|sor|>Don't get it.<|eor|><|sor|>HEAD requests sometimes come first before a GET request<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | yp1r6x | <|soss|><|sot|>I've found a remarkably elegant solution to the boolean satisfiability problem for non-even cases.<|eot|><|sost|>It's oddly satisfying.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | XelaChang | ivh9dfs | <|soss|><|sot|>I've found a remarkably elegant solution to the boolean satisfiability problem for non-even cases.<|eot|><|sost|>It's oddly satisfying.<|eost|><|sor|>Take my upvote and get lost!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Successful_Rice7988 | ivhgiut | <|soss|><|sot|>I've found a remarkably elegant solution to the boolean satisfiability problem for non-even cases.<|eot|><|sost|>It's oddly satisfying.<|eost|><|sor|>Shut up and take my upvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gregorydgraham | ivjb4hz | <|soss|><|sot|>I've found a remarkably elegant solution to the boolean satisfiability problem for non-even cases.<|eot|><|sost|>It's oddly satisfying.<|eost|><|sor|>Take my upvote and become geographically confused<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ivjbc4w | <|soss|><|sot|>I've found a remarkably elegant solution to the boolean satisfiability problem for non-even cases.<|eot|><|sost|>It's oddly satisfying.<|eost|><|sor|>Take my upvote and become geographically confused<|eor|><|soopr|>Oh, that's a new one (to me).<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | o5br81 | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the CI engineer say when he interviewed at a company that didn't do automated JavaScript tests.<|eot|><|sost|>>!"Surely you jest!"!<<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | christianarg | h2mzm77 | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the CI engineer say when he interviewed at a company that didn't do automated JavaScript tests.<|eot|><|sost|>>!"Surely you jest!"!<<|eost|><|sor|>Are you mocking me?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CultureTX | h2o8yvv | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the CI engineer say when he interviewed at a company that didn't do automated JavaScript tests.<|eot|><|sost|>>!"Surely you jest!"!<<|eost|><|sor|>Are you mocking me?<|eor|><|sor|>No, they are not. But they .should()<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KiwiNFLFan | jwr5ei | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the best day of the week to install the lastest macOS?<|eot|><|sost|>**Sur**sday.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | yokcwhatup | gcrxjuz | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the best day of the week to install the lastest macOS?<|eot|><|sost|>**Sur**sday.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke was so bad I dont know how to react.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jge45 | gcs5tnm | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the best day of the week to install the lastest macOS?<|eot|><|sost|>**Sur**sday.<|eost|><|sor|>And here I thought it was M1nday<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wcsoon | gctfc1a | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the best day of the week to install the lastest macOS?<|eot|><|sost|>**Sur**sday.<|eost|><|sor|>I think I'm out of the loop. I don't get it.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh I thought it might have been a slurring of the TH sound in Thursday to get Sursday<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tsuma534 | gct90vs | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the best day of the week to install the lastest macOS?<|eot|><|sost|>**Sur**sday.<|eost|><|sor|>I think I'm out of the loop. I don't get it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tech6hutch | gcsoyzk | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the best day of the week to install the lastest macOS?<|eot|><|sost|>**Sur**sday.<|eost|><|sor|>And here I thought it was M1nday<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes, M-one-day<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BlueMarble007 | gctmhhe | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the best day of the week to install the lastest macOS?<|eot|><|sost|>**Sur**sday.<|eost|><|sor|>I think I'm out of the loop. I don't get it.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh I thought it might have been a slurring of the TH sound in Thursday to get Sursday<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, Im pretty sure ... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | zne6xf | <|soss|><|sot|>My team wanted to abandon our Ruby webapp and rewrite in another language.<|eot|><|sost|>I managed to derail their efforts, for which they were thankful.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EarhackerWasBanned | j0gmuhp | <|soss|><|sot|>My team wanted to abandon our Ruby webapp and rewrite in another language.<|eot|><|sost|>I managed to derail their efforts, for which they were thankful.<|eost|><|sor|>They wanted to use Sinatra, but I convinced them to do it My Way.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pooperdoop123 | j0gd9pm | <|soss|><|sot|>My team wanted to abandon our Ruby webapp and rewrite in another language.<|eot|><|sost|>I managed to derail their efforts, for which they were thankful.<|eost|><|sor|> bravo<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sussyamogushot | j0gqrpf | <|soss|><|sot|>My team wanted to abandon our Ruby webapp and rewrite in another language.<|eot|><|sost|>I managed to derail their efforts, for which they were thankful.<|eost|><|sor|> bravo<|eor|><|sor|>Happy cake day!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dragenby | yltlbp | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a system administrator with an impostor syndrome?<|eot|><|sost|>A SusAdmin<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BlincxYT | iv1awqe | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a system administrator with an impostor syndrome?<|eot|><|sost|>A SusAdmin<|eost|><|sor|> sus <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TinyFactor2866 | iv0cstk | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a system administrator with an impostor syndrome?<|eot|><|sost|>A SusAdmin<|eost|><|sor|>Windows Defender<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nyion_maste | iv1ogyk | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a system administrator with an impostor syndrome?<|eot|><|sost|>A SusAdmin<|eost|><|sor|>The question is what's a system administrator without an impostor syndrome ;)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | y2528y | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear they discovered the ruins of an Ancient Greek database?<|eot|><|sost|>It was the remnants of an Oracle with a few broken columns.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoogleIsYourFrenemy | is1hq47 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear they discovered the ruins of an Ancient Greek database?<|eot|><|sost|>It was the remnants of an Oracle with a few broken columns.<|eost|><|sor|>There was a lot of salt water damage seeing as they found it indices.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | is1lglx | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear they discovered the ruins of an Ancient Greek database?<|eot|><|sost|>It was the remnants of an Oracle with a few broken columns.<|eost|><|sor|>There was a lot of salt water damage seeing as they found it indices.<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah, originally some *Fort ran* it on land, but then it slippe... | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | is3jd2q | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear they discovered the ruins of an Ancient Greek database?<|eot|><|sost|>It was the remnants of an Oracle with a few broken columns.<|eost|><|sor|>Lots of God entities persisted among the remains.<|eor|><|soopr|>ALTAR DATABASE<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | erikieperikie | is32r9u | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear they discovered the ruins of an Ancient Greek database?<|eot|><|sost|>It was the remnants of an Oracle with a few broken columns.<|eost|><|sor|>Lots of God entities persisted among the remains.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | is3bwgn | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear they discovered the ruins of an Ancient Greek database?<|eot|><|sost|>It was the remnants of an Oracle with a few broken columns.<|eost|><|sor|>Did the nearby statues have nvidias, because they couldn't get arms?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dad_hacker_maq | nla163 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did an android drop out of motorcycle repair school?<|eot|><|sost|>It failed the tuning test.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rabbitwonker | gzhlnvq | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did an android drop out of motorcycle repair school?<|eot|><|sost|>It failed the tuning test.<|eost|><|sor|>Did you mean touring test?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dad_hacker_maq | gzhviy4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did an android drop out of motorcycle repair school?<|eot|><|sost|>It failed the tuning test.<|eost|><|sor|>Did you mean touring test?<|eor|><|soopr|>I find that hard to believe - after all, they put A* effort in that test<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | VelianDev | gzik4bc | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did an android drop out of motorcycle repair school?<|eot|><|sost|>It failed the tuning test.<|eost|><|sor|>Did you mean touring test?<|eor|><|soopr|>I find that hard to believe - after all, they put A* effort in that test<|eoopr|><|sor|>That is, to say, cut a lot of corners.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftex... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Lol40fy | 9uomtw | <|soss|><|sot|>A physicist, a biologist, and a software developer are out for lunch.<|eot|><|sost|>While they eat, they notice two people walk into the restroom. A short while later, three people walk out.
The physicist says "There must have been something wrong with the initial measurement".
The biologist replies "... | 155 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | randomtechguy142857 | e96l7op | <|soss|><|sot|>A physicist, a biologist, and a software developer are out for lunch.<|eot|><|sost|>While they eat, they notice two people walk into the restroom. A short while later, three people walk out.
The physicist says "There must have been something wrong with the initial measurement".
The biologist replies "... | 45 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | carelessgreen | e970u0z | <|soss|><|sot|>A physicist, a biologist, and a software developer are out for lunch.<|eot|><|sost|>While they eat, they notice two people walk into the restroom. A short while later, three people walk out.
The physicist says "There must have been something wrong with the initial measurement".
The biologist replies "... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Lol40fy | e97ksd1 | <|soss|><|sot|>A physicist, a biologist, and a software developer are out for lunch.<|eot|><|sost|>While they eat, they notice two people walk into the restroom. A short while later, three people walk out.
The physicist says "There must have been something wrong with the initial measurement".
The biologist replies "... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Uncle_Gus | e97lt9z | <|soss|><|sot|>A physicist, a biologist, and a software developer are out for lunch.<|eot|><|sost|>While they eat, they notice two people walk into the restroom. A short while later, three people walk out.
The physicist says "There must have been something wrong with the initial measurement".
The biologist replies "... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DonAmechesBonerToe | e97b1g8 | <|soss|><|sot|>A physicist, a biologist, and a software developer are out for lunch.<|eot|><|sost|>While they eat, they notice two people walk into the restroom. A short while later, three people walk out.
The physicist says "There must have been something wrong with the initial measurement".
The biologist replies "... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mauriciogamedev | 7bdm25 | <|soss|><|sot|>How many npm dependencies are neccessary to change a lamp?<|eot|><|sost|>Thats not a joke, thats an actual question
Edit: typo. Also, i can't change the title <|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | miker95 | dph8kfo | <|soss|><|sot|>How many npm dependencies are neccessary to change a lamp?<|eot|><|sost|>Thats not a joke, thats an actual question
Edit: typo. Also, i can't change the title <|eost|><|sor|>Well, you could use [paplin](https://www.npmjs.com/package/paplin), which has [this dependency graph](http://npm.anvaka.com/#/view... | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Moonbuggy1 | dphf51z | <|soss|><|sot|>How many npm dependencies are neccessary to change a lamp?<|eot|><|sost|>Thats not a joke, thats an actual question
Edit: typo. Also, i can't change the title <|eost|><|sor|>Well, you could use [paplin](https://www.npmjs.com/package/paplin), which has [this dependency graph](http://npm.anvaka.com/#/view... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | miker95 | dphotjw | <|soss|><|sot|>How many npm dependencies are neccessary to change a lamp?<|eot|><|sost|>Thats not a joke, thats an actual question
Edit: typo. Also, i can't change the title <|eost|><|sor|>Well, you could use [paplin](https://www.npmjs.com/package/paplin), which has [this dependency graph](http://npm.anvaka.com/#/view... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Marlingss | dph5t9b | <|soss|><|sot|>How many npm dependencies are neccessary to change a lamp?<|eot|><|sost|>Thats not a joke, thats an actual question
Edit: typo. Also, i can't change the title <|eost|><|sor|>>*That's* not a joke, *that's* *an* actual question*.*
FTFY.
By the way, shouldn't it be "light bulb"?<|eor|><|sor|>Get a load o... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hotel2oscar | dph8mqb | <|soss|><|sot|>How many npm dependencies are neccessary to change a lamp?<|eot|><|sost|>Thats not a joke, thats an actual question
Edit: typo. Also, i can't change the title <|eost|><|sor|>Not 100% sure, but I'm pretty sure left-pad was on the list somewhere, so it's broken since the author unpublished it again...<|eo... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aerroon | dph5ojz | <|soss|><|sot|>How many npm dependencies are neccessary to change a lamp?<|eot|><|sost|>Thats not a joke, thats an actual question
Edit: typo. Also, i can't change the title <|eost|><|sor|>>*That's* not a joke, *that's* *an* actual question*.*
FTFY.
By the way, shouldn't it be "light bulb"?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mauriciogamedev | dph6c4e | <|soss|><|sot|>How many npm dependencies are neccessary to change a lamp?<|eot|><|sost|>Thats not a joke, thats an actual question
Edit: typo. Also, i can't change the title <|eost|><|sor|>>*That's* not a joke, *that's* *an* actual question*.*
FTFY.
By the way, shouldn't it be "light bulb"?<|eor|><|sor|>Get a load o... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DarkNeutron | dpiikw2 | <|soss|><|sot|>How many npm dependencies are neccessary to change a lamp?<|eot|><|sost|>Thats not a joke, thats an actual question
Edit: typo. Also, i can't change the title <|eost|><|sor|>Well, you could use [paplin](https://www.npmjs.com/package/paplin), which has [this dependency graph](http://npm.anvaka.com/#/view... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | u8jbr6 | <|soss|><|sot|>I just flew in on an M1 powered drone.<|eot|><|sost|>Boy, are my ARMs tired.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | i5nrpw8 | <|soss|><|sot|>I just flew in on an M1 powered drone.<|eot|><|sost|>Boy, are my ARMs tired.<|eost|><|sor|>Took a great RISC with this joke. It paid off.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MTKellogg | i5mm1le | <|soss|><|sot|>I just flew in on an M1 powered drone.<|eot|><|sost|>Boy, are my ARMs tired.<|eost|><|sor|>What kind of Mac do they use to pilot this? A MacBook Air!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ovncf4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard that Katy Perry came out as a part time server admin?<|eot|><|sost|>She scripted cUrl and she liked it.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BertRenolds | h7aptv6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard that Katy Perry came out as a part time server admin?<|eot|><|sost|>She scripted cUrl and she liked it.<|eost|><|sor|>Kissed a girl.<|eor|><|sor|>r/woooosh<|eor|><|sor|>I got the joke.
I posted the above in case it took anyone else a bit to make the connection.
r/woooosh yourself.<|eor|>... | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cstmth | h7as83f | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard that Katy Perry came out as a part time server admin?<|eot|><|sost|>She scripted cUrl and she liked it.<|eost|><|sor|>Kissed a girl.<|eor|><|sor|>r/woooosh<|eor|><|sor|>I got the joke.
I posted the above in case it took anyone else a bit to make the connection.
r/woooosh yourself.<|eor|>... | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BertRenolds | h7aoj39 | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard that Katy Perry came out as a part time server admin?<|eot|><|sost|>She scripted cUrl and she liked it.<|eost|><|sor|>Kissed a girl.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Blackhaze84 | h7atuj1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard that Katy Perry came out as a part time server admin?<|eot|><|sost|>She scripted cUrl and she liked it.<|eost|><|sor|>And you're gonna see my RAM<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | h7bjr4r | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard that Katy Perry came out as a part time server admin?<|eot|><|sost|>She scripted cUrl and she liked it.<|eost|><|sor|>Madonna does GETs because she is a material cURL.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BertRenolds | h7atb9e | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard that Katy Perry came out as a part time server admin?<|eot|><|sost|>She scripted cUrl and she liked it.<|eost|><|sor|>Kissed a girl.<|eor|><|sor|>r/woooosh<|eor|><|sor|>I got the joke.
I posted the above in case it took anyone else a bit to make the connection.
r/woooosh yourself.<|eor|>... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cat_Marshal | h7cdllr | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard that Katy Perry came out as a part time server admin?<|eot|><|sost|>She scripted cUrl and she liked it.<|eost|><|sor|>Doesn't running a timeserver usually involve NTP? I don't get how scripting curl fits in here<|eor|><|sor|>Part-time server, not part time-server<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pm_me_ur_happy_traiI | h7dgllk | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard that Katy Perry came out as a part time server admin?<|eot|><|sost|>She scripted cUrl and she liked it.<|eost|><|sor|>And you're gonna see my RAM<|eor|><|sor|>So you wanna play with regex
Boy you should know what you're fallin for
Baby do you dare to do this
I just signed up for an onli... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FatherOfGold | i9bafv | <|soss|><|sot|>How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>no<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Perfekthuntr | g1e46v4 | <|soss|><|sot|>How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>no<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>no<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Perfekthuntr | g1e6k3c | <|soss|><|sot|>How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>no<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>no<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Prolog is a logic programming language, I am probably not the best person to explain it, and my only experience with it was in college, though the p... | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Delta-9- | g1ebz8u | <|soss|><|sot|>How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>no<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>no<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Prolog is a logic programming language, I am probably not the best person to explain it, and my only experience with it was in college, though the p... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mr_Redstoner | g1f4dlg | <|soss|><|sot|>How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>no<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>no<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>To expand on what u/Perfekthuntr said, we've played with Prolog/Datalog in a database course, where it was basically used as a simple DB engine to t... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Perfekthuntr | g1eer23 | <|soss|><|sot|>How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>no<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>no<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Prolog is a logic programming language, I am probably not the best person to explain it, and my only experience with it was in college, though the p... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Michaelz35699 | g1ed515 | <|soss|><|sot|>How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>no<|eost|><|sor|>I've heard this from a talk before, the crowd was laughing hard lol<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jghgjb790 | g1h0bnv | <|soss|><|sot|>How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>no<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Yes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | eeo4ez | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a dog in an adventure game bark?<|eot|><|sost|>wav wav wav<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | killing_floor_noob | fbwhgmt | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a dog in an adventure game bark?<|eot|><|sost|>wav wav wav<|eost|><|sor|>What's Aquaman's favourite filetype?
a .wav file<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Olde94 | fbx5kjc | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a dog in an adventure game bark?<|eot|><|sost|>wav wav wav<|eost|><|sor|>Haha i like it.
Can someone help me. Can we make it further?
What about frogs? (Mpeg mpeg mpeg)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | 11rzkeh | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was the IoT-enabled dishwasher staring at its phone?<|eot|><|sost|>Async had promised to callback.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | datvm | jcbf60z | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was the IoT-enabled dishwasher staring at its phone?<|eot|><|sost|>Async had promised to callback.<|eost|><|sor|>It'll be heartbroken when it's rejected, there can always be exceptions<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | jcbn6db | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was the IoT-enabled dishwasher staring at its phone?<|eot|><|sost|>Async had promised to callback.<|eost|><|sor|>So that's why these newfangled dishwashers take so damn long to finish washing the dishes<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah, but you can wash forks and threads at the same time.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoft... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | stringTrimmer | jcbgqud | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was the IoT-enabled dishwasher staring at its phone?<|eot|><|sost|>Async had promised to callback.<|eost|><|sor|>So that's why these newfangled dishwashers take so damn long to finish washing the dishes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | jcb93dl | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was the IoT-enabled dishwasher staring at its phone?<|eot|><|sost|>Async had promised to callback.<|eost|><|sor|>Love it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | vebiu2 | <|soss|><|sot|>As you may have suspected, the C++ committee designs the language by consulting demonic chants.<|eot|><|sost|>That is why many parts of the standard are imp lamentation defined.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | icphp66 | <|soss|><|sot|>As you may have suspected, the C++ committee designs the language by consulting demonic chants.<|eot|><|sost|>That is why many parts of the standard are imp lamentation defined.<|eost|><|sor|>Good one<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | qxzsilver | icqkw21 | <|soss|><|sot|>As you may have suspected, the C++ committee designs the language by consulting demonic chants.<|eot|><|sost|>That is why many parts of the standard are imp lamentation defined.<|eost|><|sor|>*rip and tear intensifies*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | v6te56 | <|soss|><|sot|>How does Bruce Wayne get notified of a shell script error?<|eot|><|sost|>Batch signal.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ibhmlrl | <|soss|><|sot|>How does Bruce Wayne get notified of a shell script error?<|eot|><|sost|>Batch signal.<|eost|><|sor|>Round-Robin style<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ibhp0hl | <|soss|><|sot|>How does Bruce Wayne get notified of a shell script error?<|eot|><|sost|>Batch signal.<|eost|><|sor|>Round-Robin style<|eor|><|soopr|>[Holy IT&T!](https://www.liveabout.com/robins-oddest-holy-exclamations-from-the-batman-tv-series-3896999)<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | blorchmclorchenstein | un6hz9 | <|soss|><|sot|>if a group of apes is a shrewdness and a group of crows is a murder, what is a group of programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>An assembly
Adapted from https://twitter.com/CarlaNotarobot/status/1522614325915140096?t=pmaD7MaJhILv-553gZKfkg&s=19<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | erinaceus_ | i88at25 | <|soss|><|sot|>if a group of apes is a shrewdness and a group of crows is a murder, what is a group of programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>An assembly
Adapted from https://twitter.com/CarlaNotarobot/status/1522614325915140096?t=pmaD7MaJhILv-553gZKfkg&s=19<|eost|><|sor|>Nah, it's clearly _a frustration of programmers._<|eor|><|... | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | blorchmclorchenstein | i866f36 | <|soss|><|sot|>if a group of apes is a shrewdness and a group of crows is a murder, what is a group of programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>An assembly
Adapted from https://twitter.com/CarlaNotarobot/status/1522614325915140096?t=pmaD7MaJhILv-553gZKfkg&s=19<|eost|><|soopr|>Also, TIL about a shrewdness. That's pretty cool<|eoopr|... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | i86y3k1 | <|soss|><|sot|>if a group of apes is a shrewdness and a group of crows is a murder, what is a group of programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>An assembly
Adapted from https://twitter.com/CarlaNotarobot/status/1522614325915140096?t=pmaD7MaJhILv-553gZKfkg&s=19<|eost|><|sor|>Never herd this one before!<|eor|><|sor|>There's a new cow... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ThePeopleAtTheZoo | i884sko | <|soss|><|sot|>if a group of apes is a shrewdness and a group of crows is a murder, what is a group of programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>An assembly
Adapted from https://twitter.com/CarlaNotarobot/status/1522614325915140096?t=pmaD7MaJhILv-553gZKfkg&s=19<|eost|><|sor|>We should go with murder.
"I need to hire a murder of pro... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | erinaceus_ | i88awwr | <|soss|><|sot|>if a group of apes is a shrewdness and a group of crows is a murder, what is a group of programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>An assembly
Adapted from https://twitter.com/CarlaNotarobot/status/1522614325915140096?t=pmaD7MaJhILv-553gZKfkg&s=19<|eost|><|sor|>Nah, it's clearly _a frustration of programmers._<|eor|><|... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bahweepgranah | i86ufuq | <|soss|><|sot|>if a group of apes is a shrewdness and a group of crows is a murder, what is a group of programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>An assembly
Adapted from https://twitter.com/CarlaNotarobot/status/1522614325915140096?t=pmaD7MaJhILv-553gZKfkg&s=19<|eost|><|sor|>Never herd this one before!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cmpalmer52 | i886dke | <|soss|><|sot|>if a group of apes is a shrewdness and a group of crows is a murder, what is a group of programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>An assembly
Adapted from https://twitter.com/CarlaNotarobot/status/1522614325915140096?t=pmaD7MaJhILv-553gZKfkg&s=19<|eost|><|sor|>An ObservableCollection<Programmer><|eor|><|eoss|><|endoft... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | blorchmclorchenstein | i885axs | <|soss|><|sot|>if a group of apes is a shrewdness and a group of crows is a murder, what is a group of programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>An assembly
Adapted from https://twitter.com/CarlaNotarobot/status/1522614325915140096?t=pmaD7MaJhILv-553gZKfkg&s=19<|eost|><|sor|>We should go with murder.
"I need to hire a murder of pro... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | flyhull | i88mmxr | <|soss|><|sot|>if a group of apes is a shrewdness and a group of crows is a murder, what is a group of programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>An assembly
Adapted from https://twitter.com/CarlaNotarobot/status/1522614325915140096?t=pmaD7MaJhILv-553gZKfkg&s=19<|eost|><|sor|>A conflict of programmers?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Winkiway | r5mocl | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the backslash escape from prison?<|eot|><|sost|>By being an escape character.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | drewsiferr | hmpc31u | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the backslash escape from prison?<|eot|><|sost|>By being an escape character.<|eost|><|sor|>Would land a little better without escape in the lead up.
*How did the backslash get out of prison?*
>By being an escape character.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | philthechill | hmnzzzl | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the backslash escape from prison?<|eot|><|sost|>By being an escape character.<|eost|><|sor|>\f\r\o\m\ \p\r\i\s\o\n<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
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