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ProgrammerDadJokes | POKEGAMERZ9185 | n0u9dy | <|soss|><|sot|>What Held The Letters in The Classroom Together<|eot|><|sost|>A string.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheNosferatu | gw9t8cq | <|soss|><|sot|>What Held The Letters in The Classroom Together<|eot|><|sost|>A string.<|eost|><|sor|>r/angryupvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | j6xere | <|soss|><|sot|>Arrays<|eot|><|sost|>Manager : Why does the reason of your resignation says that you wanted a [ ]
Me : I wanted a arrays (a-raise)<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EntirelyUnlovable | g81cqfv | <|soss|><|sot|>Arrays<|eot|><|sost|>Manager : Why does the reason of your resignation says that you wanted a [ ]
Me : I wanted a arrays (a-raise)<|eost|><|sor|>That all? I left my last job for a whole List<> of reasons<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Siggi_pop | g830nnj | <|soss|><|sot|>Arrays<|eot|><|sost|>Manager : Why does the reason of your resignation says that you wanted a [ ]
Me : I wanted a arrays (a-raise)<|eost|><|sor|>That all? I left my last job for a whole List<> of reasons<|eor|><|sor|>*List<reason><|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Kirschi | g82ilr3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Arrays<|eot|><|sost|>Manager : Why does the reason of your resignation says that you wanted a [ ]
Me : I wanted a arrays (a-raise)<|eost|><|sor|>I would've written it like "that you wanted [ ] [ ] [ ]", but that's just my personal preference, it's a great joke either way!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Yey-007 | g81k9qb | <|soss|><|sot|>Arrays<|eot|><|sost|>Manager : Why does the reason of your resignation says that you wanted a [ ]
Me : I wanted a arrays (a-raise)<|eost|><|sor|>That all? I left my last job for a whole List<> of reasons<|eor|><|sor|>A lot of things Map<> to me leaving<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TorTheMentor | g829wyf | <|soss|><|sot|>Arrays<|eot|><|sost|>Manager : Why does the reason of your resignation says that you wanted a [ ]
Me : I wanted a arrays (a-raise)<|eost|><|sor|>That all? I left my last job for a whole List<> of reasons<|eor|><|sor|>A lot of things Map<> to me leaving<|eor|><|sor|>I think these jokes are all Set<> up... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zarqie | g820ys9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Arrays<|eot|><|sost|>Manager : Why does the reason of your resignation says that you wanted a [ ]
Me : I wanted a arrays (a-raise)<|eost|><|sor|>These days, having pay be const is a bad sign<|eor|><|sor|>Not sure, for a lot of people, pay is `volatile`.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mattwandcow | g81z3yq | <|soss|><|sot|>Arrays<|eot|><|sost|>Manager : Why does the reason of your resignation says that you wanted a [ ]
Me : I wanted a arrays (a-raise)<|eost|><|sor|>These days, having pay be const is a bad sign<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DontForgetWilson | g835bwj | <|soss|><|sot|>Arrays<|eot|><|sost|>Manager : Why does the reason of your resignation says that you wanted a [ ]
Me : I wanted a arrays (a-raise)<|eost|><|sor|>I would've written it like "that you wanted [ ] [ ] [ ]", but that's just my personal preference, it's a great joke either way!<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed that t... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RuthBaderBelieveIt | g84zrhb | <|soss|><|sot|>Arrays<|eot|><|sost|>Manager : Why does the reason of your resignation says that you wanted a [ ]
Me : I wanted a arrays (a-raise)<|eost|><|sor|>That all? I left my last job for a whole List<> of reasons<|eor|><|sor|>A lot of things Map<> to me leaving<|eor|><|sor|>I think these jokes are all Set<> up... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | yourpaljval | aex5k9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which way did the programmer go?<|eot|><|sost|>Data way.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RedUser03 | edtpxzz | <|soss|><|sot|>Which way did the programmer go?<|eot|><|sost|>Data way.<|eost|><|sor|>Should be which way did the DB admin go<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ConfusedPolatBear | edtyqym | <|soss|><|sot|>Which way did the programmer go?<|eot|><|sost|>Data way.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't pronounce data in the way that makes this joke work so it took me a second.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | yourpaljval | edu0itq | <|soss|><|sot|>Which way did the programmer go?<|eot|><|sost|>Data way.<|eost|><|sor|>Should be which way did the DB admin go<|eor|><|soopr|>I like this!<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MC_10 | edtu1bz | <|soss|><|sot|>Which way did the programmer go?<|eot|><|sost|>Data way.<|eost|><|sor|>Which operating system? MigOS<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nuez_jr | 533tqb | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a batter-fried vienna sausage that gets cooked on a recurring schedule?<|eot|><|sost|>A cron dog.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tzhouhc | d7q0pp2 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a batter-fried vienna sausage that gets cooked on a recurring schedule?<|eot|><|sost|>A cron dog.<|eost|><|sor|>*sigh*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | electrostat | d7q2a2i | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a batter-fried vienna sausage that gets cooked on a recurring schedule?<|eot|><|sost|>A cron dog.<|eost|><|sor|>\***slow clap**\*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | caskey | d7q2iel | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a batter-fried vienna sausage that gets cooked on a recurring schedule?<|eot|><|sost|>A cron dog.<|eost|><|sor|>I hate you.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | qevlarr | d7qc2lw | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a batter-fried vienna sausage that gets cooked on a recurring schedule?<|eot|><|sost|>A cron dog.<|eost|><|sor|>This one's genuinely funny <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | 13gdiv3 | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard C++ has a great error handling mechanism...<|eot|><|sost|>...It works exceptionally well.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | jjzg0ca | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard C++ has a great error handling mechanism...<|eot|><|sost|>...It works exceptionally well.<|eost|><|soopr|>But, what's the catch?<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hexbatch | jjzgk5q | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard C++ has a great error handling mechanism...<|eot|><|sost|>...It works exceptionally well.<|eost|><|soopr|>But, what's the catch?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Your joke threw me for a minute, but then I remembered the reference<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | jjzmcr1 | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard C++ has a great error handling mechanism...<|eot|><|sost|>...It works exceptionally well.<|eost|><|sor|>You should try python, the syntax is a little different but you'll catch on.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | datvm | jjzoywo | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard C++ has a great error handling mechanism...<|eot|><|sost|>...It works exceptionally well.<|eost|><|soopr|>But, what's the catch?<|eoopr|><|sor|>finally someone gets it
EDIT: just to be sure I checked, [apparently C++ doesn't have `finally` blocks](https://stackoverflow.com/a/161179/653457).<|eor... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fNek | jk0milq | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard C++ has a great error handling mechanism...<|eot|><|sost|>...It works exceptionally well.<|eost|><|sor|>You should try python, the syntax is a little different but you'll catch on.<|eor|><|sor|>*except on<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | jjzo7e7 | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard C++ has a great error handling mechanism...<|eot|><|sost|>...It works exceptionally well.<|eost|><|sor|>You should try python, the syntax is a little different but you'll catch on.<|eor|><|sor|>The python syntax is heavenly. Raise the lord!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 0x564A00 | jjzxj66 | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard C++ has a great error handling mechanism...<|eot|><|sost|>...It works exceptionally well.<|eost|><|sor|>Java too I've checked.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | who_you_are | jk2mm1k | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard C++ has a great error handling mechanism...<|eot|><|sost|>...It works exceptionally well.<|eost|><|sor|>So what's the exception? There is always a damn exception!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | jk1nxmf | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard C++ has a great error handling mechanism...<|eot|><|sost|>...It works exceptionally well.<|eost|><|soopr|>But, what's the catch?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Your joke threw me for a minute, but then I remembered the reference<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck off <|eor|><|sor|>That escalated quickly. :(<|eor|><|eoss|><|endof... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Eclipse_e | jk16foj | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard C++ has a great error handling mechanism...<|eot|><|sost|>...It works exceptionally well.<|eost|><|soopr|>But, what's the catch?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Your joke threw me for a minute, but then I remembered the reference<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck off <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | wj7gxi | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the hacker say in his defense of hijacking an unsecured TCP connection?<|eot|><|sost|>I was just catching public transport.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ixogamer | ijji9sm | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the hacker say in his defense of hijacking an unsecured TCP connection?<|eot|><|sost|>I was just catching public transport.<|eost|><|sor|>fuck this one is funny as fuck<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | urlnp1 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do I say after telling a particularly bad programmer dad joke?<|eot|><|sost|>I'll get my code.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | King_Bonio | i8ybol8 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do I say after telling a particularly bad programmer dad joke?<|eot|><|sost|>I'll get my code.<|eost|><|sor|>I dont get it<|eor|><|soopr|>https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I%27ll%20get%20my%20coat<|eoopr|><|sor|>A programmer providing documention? You're some kind of Golden Goose.<|eor... | 56 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | i8y0foj | <|soss|><|sot|>What do I say after telling a particularly bad programmer dad joke?<|eot|><|sost|>I'll get my code.<|eost|><|sor|>I dont get it<|eor|><|soopr|>https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I%27ll%20get%20my%20coat<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | almostthebest | i8xzjo6 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do I say after telling a particularly bad programmer dad joke?<|eot|><|sost|>I'll get my code.<|eost|><|sor|>I dont get it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mountainpilot | i8zt2l9 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do I say after telling a particularly bad programmer dad joke?<|eot|><|sost|>I'll get my code.<|eost|><|sor|>Ill C myself out.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | almostthebest | i8y3vyr | <|soss|><|sot|>What do I say after telling a particularly bad programmer dad joke?<|eot|><|sost|>I'll get my code.<|eost|><|sor|>I dont get it<|eor|><|soopr|>https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I%27ll%20get%20my%20coat<|eoopr|><|sor|>Thanks:)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | qolcuq | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do C++ books no longer recommend std::list?<|eot|><|sost|>Because history is written by the std::vector.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | hjp1ce7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do C++ books no longer recommend std::list?<|eot|><|sost|>Because history is written by the std::vector.<|eost|><|sor|>What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a tsetse fly?
Nothing. You can't cross a scalar with a vector.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | visak13 | hjp2g6y | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do C++ books no longer recommend std::list?<|eot|><|sost|>Because history is written by the std::vector.<|eost|><|sor|>What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a tsetse fly?
Nothing. You can't cross a scalar with a vector.<|eor|><|sor|>Nice<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | hjq3zbi | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do C++ books no longer recommend std::list?<|eot|><|sost|>Because history is written by the std::vector.<|eost|><|sor|>What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a tsetse fly?
Nothing. You can't cross a scalar with a vector.<|eor|><|soopr|>I've always heard it as mosquito, since they're... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | puq59t | <|soss|><|sot|>I've been having problems serializing dynamically linked libraries<|eot|><|sost|>It's quite the dll pickle.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KraZhtest | he527aq | <|soss|><|sot|>I've been having problems serializing dynamically linked libraries<|eot|><|sost|>It's quite the dll pickle.<|eost|><|sor|>>`Son, use Linux, sincerely, God.`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | he52zkm | <|soss|><|sot|>I've been having problems serializing dynamically linked libraries<|eot|><|sost|>It's quite the dll pickle.<|eost|><|sor|>>`Son, use Linux, sincerely, God.`<|eor|><|soopr|>LOL. The funny thing is is that I *am* a UNIX programmer. I actually only know about DLLs because of our clients.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|e... | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dingusamongus123 | koctty | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats a midwesterns favorite programming paradigm?<|eot|><|sost|>OOP<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PlatypusPlague | ghq0xmi | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats a midwesterns favorite programming paradigm?<|eot|><|sost|>OOP<|eost|><|sor|>Oop, that's right dontcha know. Ya want some tater tot hot dish before ya go? Oh, and how's yer ma doin'? Yeah, doctor says a can a beer every night. I figure if one is fine, then a case can only be better. Oh, the ice is ... | 46 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | b_rad_c | ghresam | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats a midwesterns favorite programming paradigm?<|eot|><|sost|>OOP<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it.<|eor|><|sor|>Am Midwestern programmer, don't get it either<|eor|><|sor|>From michigan, we say ope sometimes in a similar context to oops<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KingAries22 | ghrn0g5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats a midwesterns favorite programming paradigm?<|eot|><|sost|>OOP<|eost|><|sor|>Oop, that's right dontcha know. Ya want some tater tot hot dish before ya go? Oh, and how's yer ma doin'? Yeah, doctor says a can a beer every night. I figure if one is fine, then a case can only be better. Oh, the ice is ... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DominicJ2 | ghqlpxz | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats a midwesterns favorite programming paradigm?<|eot|><|sost|>OOP<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PlatypusPlague | ghrx364 | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats a midwesterns favorite programming paradigm?<|eot|><|sost|>OOP<|eost|><|sor|>Oop, that's right dontcha know. Ya want some tater tot hot dish before ya go? Oh, and how's yer ma doin'? Yeah, doctor says a can a beer every night. I figure if one is fine, then a case can only be better. Oh, the ice is ... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | L0Zelda | ghrvd44 | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats a midwesterns favorite programming paradigm?<|eot|><|sost|>OOP<|eost|><|sor|>Oop, that's right dontcha know. Ya want some tater tot hot dish before ya go? Oh, and how's yer ma doin'? Yeah, doctor says a can a beer every night. I figure if one is fine, then a case can only be better. Oh, the ice is ... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | morningcupoftea | ed449l | <|soss|><|sot|>I hate all signposts, other than ones that indicate hilly terrain.<|eot|><|sost|>Its a knoll pointer exception.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Floober101 | fbg13bw | <|soss|><|sot|>I hate all signposts, other than ones that indicate hilly terrain.<|eot|><|sost|>Its a knoll pointer exception.<|eost|><|sor|>Lee Harvey Oswald<|eor|><|sor|>What?<|eor|><|sor|>#**LEE HARVEY OSWALD**<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sycliantableigit | fbgrek9 | <|soss|><|sot|>I hate all signposts, other than ones that indicate hilly terrain.<|eot|><|sost|>Its a knoll pointer exception.<|eost|><|sor|>This is fucking gold<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IBreakCellPhones | fbg2csi | <|soss|><|sot|>I hate all signposts, other than ones that indicate hilly terrain.<|eot|><|sost|>Its a knoll pointer exception.<|eost|><|sor|>Lee Harvey Oswald<|eor|><|sor|>What?<|eor|><|sor|>Look up "jfk grassy knoll".<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 8bitsquid | 99qjia | <|soss|><|sot|>What makes GO a fruity language?<|eot|><|sost|>main.go<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CronenburghMorty95 | e4pvojq | <|soss|><|sot|>What makes GO a fruity language?<|eot|><|sost|>main.go<|eost|><|sor|>This same joke would also work well with GOT <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SixBeeps | e4qubcu | <|soss|><|sot|>What makes GO a fruity language?<|eot|><|sost|>main.go<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>+u/CompileBot bash<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | D4ggerfall | 860p6d | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a Microsoft program with blinking lights called?<|eot|><|sost|>EpilepC#<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Daniel-I-Am | dw1kwk0 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a Microsoft program with blinking lights called?<|eot|><|sost|>EpilepC#<|eost|><|sor|>This one genuinely made me chuckle. Thanks OP!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nomnommish | dw2un6a | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a Microsoft program with blinking lights called?<|eot|><|sost|>EpilepC#<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The songs of the Elders are long forgotten.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WikiTextBot | dw2bfqc | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a Microsoft program with blinking lights called?<|eot|><|sost|>EpilepC#<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>**Blinkenlights**
Blinkenlights is a neologism for diagnostic lights usually on the front panels on old mainframe computers, minicomputers, many early microcomputers, and modern network h... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | joonazan | 78rgoy | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are all your lines the same number of characters?<|eot|><|sost|>I need no justification.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | natched | dow4m5d | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are all your lines the same number of characters?<|eot|><|sost|>I need no justification.<|eost|><|sor|>Well well, somebody's monospaced ...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | 1377qvg | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you say when a sysadmin creates a special user group for trusted users who can use sudo?<|eot|><|sost|>Don't reinvent the `wheel`.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mike_a_oc | jiscshn | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you say when a sysadmin creates a special user group for trusted users who can use sudo?<|eot|><|sost|>Don't reinvent the `wheel`.<|eost|><|sor|>They become the root of all evil.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | qxdu0y | <|soss|><|sot|>Which herb makes you a better compiler writer?<|eot|><|sost|>Parsely.
​
(In before the weed jokes)<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Desmulator | hl9g0h5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which herb makes you a better compiler writer?<|eot|><|sost|>Parsely.
​
(In before the weed jokes)<|eost|><|sor|>Herb Sutter was my initial thought.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | that_one_mister_user | hl948mg | <|soss|><|sot|>Which herb makes you a better compiler writer?<|eot|><|sost|>Parsely.
​
(In before the weed jokes)<|eost|><|sor|>Haha weed<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ILiveInAClock | l4m1rq | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a very bad machine learning model greet its friends?<|eot|><|sost|>"Hi, bias! Hi, variance!"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Parastormer | gkp8b6d | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a very bad machine learning model greet its friends?<|eot|><|sost|>"Hi, bias! Hi, variance!"<|eost|><|sor|>I think all are greeting these as friends, some just don't like us to see it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WakeskaterX | 8i84do | <|soss|><|sot|>Had a kid yesterday...<|eot|><|sost|>And we named him: Victor Isaiah Carter!
his initials stand for:
"VIC Isaiah Carter", once he understands he'll have passed the first test of becoming a programmer! Also my terrible jokes are now officially Dad Jokes.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MightyBobTheMighty | dypnboo | <|soss|><|sot|>Had a kid yesterday...<|eot|><|sost|>And we named him: Victor Isaiah Carter!
his initials stand for:
"VIC Isaiah Carter", once he understands he'll have passed the first test of becoming a programmer! Also my terrible jokes are now officially Dad Jokes.<|eost|><|sor|>He's going to love GNU<|eor|><|eos... | 52 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WakeskaterX | dypppcf | <|soss|><|sot|>Had a kid yesterday...<|eot|><|sost|>And we named him: Victor Isaiah Carter!
his initials stand for:
"VIC Isaiah Carter", once he understands he'll have passed the first test of becoming a programmer! Also my terrible jokes are now officially Dad Jokes.<|eost|><|sor|>I really really really hope you're... | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WakeskaterX | dyprq61 | <|soss|><|sot|>Had a kid yesterday...<|eot|><|sost|>And we named him: Victor Isaiah Carter!
his initials stand for:
"VIC Isaiah Carter", once he understands he'll have passed the first test of becoming a programmer! Also my terrible jokes are now officially Dad Jokes.<|eost|><|sor|>He's going to love GNU<|eor|><|soo... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MyKidsArentOnReddit | dyppm26 | <|soss|><|sot|>Had a kid yesterday...<|eot|><|sost|>And we named him: Victor Isaiah Carter!
his initials stand for:
"VIC Isaiah Carter", once he understands he'll have passed the first test of becoming a programmer! Also my terrible jokes are now officially Dad Jokes.<|eost|><|sor|>I really really really hope you're... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | m0skit0d3lt4 | dyprk4i | <|soss|><|sot|>Had a kid yesterday...<|eot|><|sost|>And we named him: Victor Isaiah Carter!
his initials stand for:
"VIC Isaiah Carter", once he understands he'll have passed the first test of becoming a programmer! Also my terrible jokes are now officially Dad Jokes.<|eost|><|sor|>He's going to love GNU<|eor|><|soo... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WakeskaterX | dypnenb | <|soss|><|sot|>Had a kid yesterday...<|eot|><|sost|>And we named him: Victor Isaiah Carter!
his initials stand for:
"VIC Isaiah Carter", once he understands he'll have passed the first test of becoming a programmer! Also my terrible jokes are now officially Dad Jokes.<|eost|><|sor|>He's going to love GNU<|eor|><|soo... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mlkybob | dyqlo1u | <|soss|><|sot|>Had a kid yesterday...<|eot|><|sost|>And we named him: Victor Isaiah Carter!
his initials stand for:
"VIC Isaiah Carter", once he understands he'll have passed the first test of becoming a programmer! Also my terrible jokes are now officially Dad Jokes.<|eost|><|sor|>Congrats on the sub-unit.<|eor|><|... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | astroHeathen | dyq1az0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Had a kid yesterday...<|eot|><|sost|>And we named him: Victor Isaiah Carter!
his initials stand for:
"VIC Isaiah Carter", once he understands he'll have passed the first test of becoming a programmer! Also my terrible jokes are now officially Dad Jokes.<|eost|><|sor|>Help how do I reach the base case ... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aerlion | dyq0tri | <|soss|><|sot|>Had a kid yesterday...<|eot|><|sost|>And we named him: Victor Isaiah Carter!
his initials stand for:
"VIC Isaiah Carter", once he understands he'll have passed the first test of becoming a programmer! Also my terrible jokes are now officially Dad Jokes.<|eost|><|sor|>I really really really hope you're... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | astroHeathen | dyq1q27 | <|soss|><|sot|>Had a kid yesterday...<|eot|><|sost|>And we named him: Victor Isaiah Carter!
his initials stand for:
"VIC Isaiah Carter", once he understands he'll have passed the first test of becoming a programmer! Also my terrible jokes are now officially Dad Jokes.<|eost|><|sor|>Help how do I reach the base case ... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | 10kpfy4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do people in France think using a version control system is a good idea?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's le git.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | marvin_sirius | j5s4cg7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do people in France think using a version control system is a good idea?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's le git.<|eost|><|sor|>Oh, no. Do some people pronounce it like jit?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | j5saain | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do people in France think using a version control system is a good idea?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's le git.<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/uek58z/french_distributed_version_control_systems/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | j5saxqr | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do people in France think using a version control system is a good idea?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's le git.<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/uek58z/french_distributed_version_control_systems/<|eor|><|soopr|>I didn't search before posting, my bad<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|end... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | j5s5b2l | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do people in France think using a version control system is a good idea?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's le git.<|eost|><|sor|>Oh, no. Do some people pronounce it like jit?<|eor|><|soopr|>oh, seems like my not-an-English-native-speaker-ness has pwned me again :(, and I'm not French either. never mind. try... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | j5spqs3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do people in France think using a version control system is a good idea?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's le git.<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/uek58z/french_distributed_version_control_systems/<|eor|><|soopr|>I didn't search before posting, my bad<|eoopr|><|sor|>Still,... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | heisluft | q4n7fi | <|soss|><|sot|>Where does the queen trace errors in her applications?<|eot|><|sost|>Debuggingham Palace<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | hg0tj3l | <|soss|><|sot|>Where does the queen trace errors in her applications?<|eot|><|sost|>Debuggingham Palace<|eost|><|sor|>London bridge isn't falling down, it's just a break point.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | omk32x | <|soss|><|sot|>To see the source of all bugs in your code,<|eot|><|sost|>turn off your monitor and stare into it.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | glieseg | h5lziyh | <|soss|><|sot|>To see the source of all bugs in your code,<|eot|><|sost|>turn off your monitor and stare into it.<|eost|><|sor|>It's called an Error40. The error is 40 cm from your monitor.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Kra1den | h5m5ljk | <|soss|><|sot|>To see the source of all bugs in your code,<|eot|><|sost|>turn off your monitor and stare into it.<|eost|><|sor|>It's called an Error40. The error is 40 cm from your monitor.<|eor|><|sor|>PEBCAK<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IsyRivers | h5ohbul | <|soss|><|sot|>To see the source of all bugs in your code,<|eot|><|sost|>turn off your monitor and stare into it.<|eost|><|sor|>It's called an Error40. The error is 40 cm from your monitor.<|eor|><|sor|>Error ID-10T<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | converter-bot | h5lzjsi | <|soss|><|sot|>To see the source of all bugs in your code,<|eot|><|sost|>turn off your monitor and stare into it.<|eost|><|sor|>It's called an Error40. The error is 40 cm from your monitor.<|eor|><|sor|>40 cm is 15.75 inches<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HeWhoWritesCode | cqksd5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is Matlab declaring war on Python?<|eot|><|sost|>Because Python showed them how MathWorks.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
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