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ProgrammerDadJokes | theangeryemacsshibe | ewx4a9a | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is Matlab declaring war on Python?<|eot|><|sost|>Because Python showed them how MathWorks.<|eost|><|sor|> # how math works
0.1 + 0.2 == 0.3 # => False<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | deadcell | ewx23q6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is Matlab declaring war on Python?<|eot|><|sost|>Because Python showed them how MathWorks.<|eost|><|sor|>Matlab's just jealous of the [`antigravity`](https://www.xkcd.com/353/) module.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | ewxboae | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is Matlab declaring war on Python?<|eot|><|sost|>Because Python showed them how MathWorks.<|eost|><|sor|> # how math works
0.1 + 0.2 == 0.3 # => False<|eor|><|sor|># HOW ORDER OF OPERATION DOESN'T WORK<|eor|><|sor|>Oh that was loud<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HeWhoWritesCode | ewy14ki | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is Matlab declaring war on Python?<|eot|><|sost|>Because Python showed them how MathWorks.<|eost|><|sor|> # how math works
0.1 + 0.2 == 0.3 # => False<|eor|><|soopr|>
% how ~math works~ floating point arithmetic works
0.1 + 0.2 == 0.3 % ans = 0
ftfy<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HeWhoWritesCode | ewy17xn | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is Matlab declaring war on Python?<|eot|><|sost|>Because Python showed them how MathWorks.<|eost|><|sor|> # how math works
0.1 + 0.2 == 0.3 # => False<|eor|><|soopr|>
% how ~math works~ floating point arithmetic works
0.1 + 0.2 == 0.3 % ans = 0
ftfy<|eoopr|><|soopr|>[Why is 0.3 not eq... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RustyNova016 | ewxj7zq | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is Matlab declaring war on Python?<|eot|><|sost|>Because Python showed them how MathWorks.<|eost|><|sor|>Matlab's just jealous of the [`antigravity`](https://www.xkcd.com/353/) module.<|eor|><|sor|>r/expectedxkcd<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | uvero | ewxwd1l | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is Matlab declaring war on Python?<|eot|><|sost|>Because Python showed them how MathWorks.<|eost|><|sor|> # how math works
0.1 + 0.2 == 0.3 # => False<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>In short: Same reason that your calculator might say that 1/3 + 2/3 = 0.999999 but not 1. Limit precision, ... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Fish_jbg_zvt_je_srv | b44l97 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a programmer students spring vacation?<|eot|><|sost|>String break. <|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | stayvnderthetide12 | ej46fly | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a programmer students spring vacation?<|eot|><|sost|>String break. <|eost|><|sor|>The jokes on you dad because programming students dont get breaks <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Shmutt | ej47ysj | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a programmer students spring vacation?<|eot|><|sost|>String break. <|eost|><|sor|>What do they do when one of them accidentally realizes he's taken another person's luggage and that person has his?
Switch case.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Deeyennay | ej4clq2 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a programmer students spring vacation?<|eot|><|sost|>String break. <|eost|><|sor|>The jokes on you dad because programming students dont get breaks <|eor|><|sor|>Fallthrough is not a joke, Karen.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | snuzet | 9xvuak | <|soss|><|sot|>An AI countdown timer would be self deprecating<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Eldarion42 | e9vqlc2 | <|soss|><|sot|>An AI countdown timer would be self deprecating<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I'm gong to be the first to admit I don't get this... <|eor|><|sor|>Its a play on how self deprecating means putting yourself down - if an AI was counting down on a timer then it would be putting itself down.
It took me a minut... | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reggie-drax | e9vq27f | <|soss|><|sot|>An AI countdown timer would be self deprecating<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I'm gong to be the first to admit I don't get this... <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fahrenheitrkg | e9vtbz3 | <|soss|><|sot|>An AI countdown timer would be self deprecating<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I'm gong to be the first to admit I don't get this... <|eor|><|sor|>Its a play on how self deprecating means putting yourself down - if an AI was counting down on a timer then it would be putting itself down.
It took me a minut... | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | printf_hello_world | e9wcx46 | <|soss|><|sot|>An AI countdown timer would be self deprecating<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>If the AI dies when it's done, then it would be decremental to its health<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | furexfurex | e9vzpyg | <|soss|><|sot|>An AI countdown timer would be self deprecating<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I'm gong to be the first to admit I don't get this... <|eor|><|sor|>Its a play on how self deprecating means putting yourself down - if an AI was counting down on a timer then it would be putting itself down.
It took me a minut... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EugeneMeltsner | e9wew2l | <|soss|><|sot|>An AI countdown timer would be self deprecating<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>>a minute to get it
59 seconds <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>57 seconds
<|eor|><|sor|>56 seconds <|eor|><|sor|>55 seconds <|eor|><|sor|>54 seconds<|eor|><|sor|>53 seconds<|eor|><|sor|>52 seconds<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mattl1698 | e9w16ip | <|soss|><|sot|>An AI countdown timer would be self deprecating<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I'm gong to be the first to admit I don't get this... <|eor|><|sor|>Its a play on how self deprecating means putting yourself down - if an AI was counting down on a timer then it would be putting itself down.
It took me a minut... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danabrey | e9weezn | <|soss|><|sot|>An AI countdown timer would be self deprecating<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Its a play on how self deprecating means putting yourself down - if an AI was counting down on a timer then it would be putting itself down.
It took me a minute to get it too...<|eor|><|sor|>>a minute to get it
59 seconds <|eo... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Thameus | e9wx9pz | <|soss|><|sot|>An AI countdown timer would be self deprecating<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>*Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and what do they want me to do?*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Super64AdvanceDS | 3rdy71 | <|soss|><|sot|>This made my day.<|eot|><|sost|>Day myDay = this.createDay();<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Audiblade | cwnoh8y | <|soss|><|sot|>This made my day.<|eot|><|sost|>Day myDay = this.createDay();<|eost|><|sor|>$ make myday<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DonkeyTeeth2013 | cwncb9j | <|soss|><|sot|>This made my day.<|eot|><|sost|>Day myDay = this.createDay();<|eost|><|sor|>Day myDay2 = this.createDay();<|eor|><|sor|>Day myDay3 = this.createDay();
Day myDay4 = this.createDay();
Day myDay5 = this.createDay();
Day myDay6 = this.createDay();
Day myDay7 = this.createDay();
Day myDay8 = this.cr... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | galaktos | cwo1dus | <|soss|><|sot|>This made my day.<|eot|><|sost|>Day myDay = this.createDay();<|eost|><|sor|>$ make myday<|eor|><|sor|>make: *** No rule to make target 'myday'. Stop.
<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | likesdarkgreen | cwn8xgs | <|soss|><|sot|>This made my day.<|eot|><|sost|>Day myDay = this.createDay();<|eost|><|sor|>Day myDay2 = this.createDay();<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | neurohero | cwnz3kp | <|soss|><|sot|>This made my day.<|eot|><|sost|>Day myDay = this.createDay();<|eost|><|sor|>Day myDay2 = this.createDay();<|eor|><|sor|>Day myDay3 = this.createDay();
Day myDay4 = this.createDay();
Day myDay5 = this.createDay();
Day myDay6 = this.createDay();
Day myDay7 = this.createDay();
Day myDay8 = this.cr... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | littlepersonparadox | cz18vd9 | <|soss|><|sot|>This made my day.<|eot|><|sost|>Day myDay = this.createDay();<|eost|><|sor|>Day myDay2 = this.createDay();<|eor|><|sor|>Day myDay3 = this.createDay();
Day myDay4 = this.createDay();
Day myDay5 = this.createDay();
Day myDay6 = this.createDay();
Day myDay7 = this.createDay();
Day myDay8 = this.cr... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Fooo346 | cwn9346 | <|soss|><|sot|>This made my day.<|eot|><|sost|>Day myDay = this.createDay();<|eost|><|sor|>Day myDay = new Day("Tuesday");<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IanisVasilev | 139jjur | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the most British init system?<|eot|><|sost|>`innit`<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RJTimmerman | jj2vcfp | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the most British init system?<|eot|><|sost|>`innit`<|eost|><|sor|>There is definitely a better joke there.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ShrimpHands | jj2x4qh | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the most British init system?<|eot|><|sost|>`innit`<|eost|><|sor|>There is definitely a better joke there.<|eor|><|sor|>theres a better joke, innit?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | manrussell | jj314om | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the most British init system?<|eot|><|sost|>`innit`<|eost|><|sor|>There is definitely a better joke there.<|eor|><|sor|>Expect_t NiceWeatherInit( void ) ;
Note Always returns 'lightShowersAndNorthEasterlyWind'...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Jonno_FTW | jj3i037 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the most British init system?<|eot|><|sost|>`innit`<|eost|><|sor|>There is definitely a better joke there.<|eor|><|sor|>We need an `InitJokeFactory`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LoyalSage | jj3nmte | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the most British init system?<|eot|><|sost|>`innit`<|eost|><|sor|>There is definitely a better joke there.<|eor|><|sor|>Some good _constructive_ criticism.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RockSmasher87 | jj4llx5 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the most British init system?<|eot|><|sost|>`innit`<|eost|><|sor|>There is definitely a better joke there.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a **void init()** bruv<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | 101bojl | <|soss|><|sot|>Which language do they use on Tatooine for refurbishing droids?<|eot|><|sost|>JAWAscript.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EarhackerWasBanned | j2ml684 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which language do they use on Tatooine for refurbishing droids?<|eot|><|sost|>JAWAscript.<|eost|><|sor|>`npm install ootini`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dragenby | j2mktwf | <|soss|><|sot|>Which language do they use on Tatooine for refurbishing droids?<|eot|><|sost|>JAWAscript.<|eost|><|sor|>*\*Comedy drum roll with stormtrooper helmet\**<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Elmore420 | j2nwojk | <|soss|><|sot|>Which language do they use on Tatooine for refurbishing droids?<|eot|><|sost|>JAWAscript.<|eost|><|sor|>Thats why they all have bad motivators.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BLM16 | j2pxx2z | <|soss|><|sot|>Which language do they use on Tatooine for refurbishing droids?<|eot|><|sost|>JAWAscript.<|eost|><|sor|>They use binary.
C-3PO's conversation with uncle Owen tells you everything: "do you speak the binary language of moisture vaporators?"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WriteOnceCutTwice | j2pureg | <|soss|><|sot|>Which language do they use on Tatooine for refurbishing droids?<|eot|><|sost|>JAWAscript.<|eost|><|sor|>Rust<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | u3xrt9 | <|soss|><|sot|>What kind of monitors do they use in the Vatican?<|eot|><|sost|>Catholic Ray Tube.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | A5H13Y | i4uhh7y | <|soss|><|sot|>What kind of monitors do they use in the Vatican?<|eot|><|sost|>Catholic Ray Tube.<|eost|><|sor|>*groan*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | i4uixub | <|soss|><|sot|>What kind of monitors do they use in the Vatican?<|eot|><|sost|>Catholic Ray Tube.<|eost|><|sor|>Good Friday program running right now, in fact.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | raaayyyaaaan | sz0ybb | <|soss|><|sot|>yo mama sleeps with so many guys in a day,<|eot|><|sost|>that she doesn't have a bodycount, she has a baudrate.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoogleIsYourFrenemy | hy22j29 | <|soss|><|sot|>yo mama sleeps with so many guys in a day,<|eot|><|sost|>that she doesn't have a bodycount, she has a baudrate.<|eost|><|sor|>Baudacious<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FSojitra | ixj9wi | <|soss|><|sot|>Why Data Analyst visited china?<|eot|><|sost|>To analyse with pandas.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | winodo | g674l6i | <|soss|><|sot|>Why Data Analyst visited china?<|eot|><|sost|>To analyse with pandas.<|eost|><|sor|>Good thing he went to australia first and got himself a python :D<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nachoregulardude | g674sqv | <|soss|><|sot|>Why Data Analyst visited china?<|eot|><|sost|>To analyse with pandas.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>pandas is a software library for Python,. It's main use being data manipulation and analysis. In particular, it offers data structures and operations for manipulating numerical tables and time ... | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nachoregulardude | g674skr | <|soss|><|sot|>Why Data Analyst visited china?<|eot|><|sost|>To analyse with pandas.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Me either.<|eor|><|sor|>pandas is a software library for Python,. It's main use being data manipulation and analysis. In particular, it offers data structures and operations for manipulating nu... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gmtime | g674gnh | <|soss|><|sot|>Why Data Analyst visited china?<|eot|><|sost|>To analyse with pandas.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | thenutybrasilian | g67h4ky | <|soss|><|sot|>Why Data Analyst visited china?<|eot|><|sost|>To analyse with pandas.<|eost|><|sor|>Good thing he went to australia first and got himself a python :D<|eor|><|sor|>Florida*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RomanRiesen | g67utyr | <|soss|><|sot|>Why Data Analyst visited china?<|eot|><|sost|>To analyse with pandas.<|eost|><|sor|>Good thing he went to australia first and got himself a python :D<|eor|><|sor|>Earlier he picked up arrrrr in the 18th century caribbean.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jrib27 | y0i2cr | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers hate working in Alaska?<|eot|><|sost|>Because their computers keep freezing.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PenlessScribe | irsoxoa | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers hate working in Alaska?<|eot|><|sost|>Because their computers keep freezing.<|eost|><|sor|>Because there's no KDE there, only Gnome.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EarhackerWasBanned | irsv63f | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers hate working in Alaska?<|eot|><|sost|>Because their computers keep freezing.<|eost|><|sor|>Putting the IT in Inuit.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | unusableidiot | irt7l9v | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers hate working in Alaska?<|eot|><|sost|>Because their computers keep freezing.<|eost|><|sor|>Because there's no KDE there, only Gnome.<|eor|><|sor|>Bekause *<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | irtdkkh | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers hate working in Alaska?<|eot|><|sost|>Because their computers keep freezing.<|eost|><|sor|>Unfortunately many of these programmerdadjokes are not funny nor witty.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah. Some of them are dad jokes. Can you imagine!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KaasplankFretter | irsgfxt | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers hate working in Alaska?<|eot|><|sost|>Because their computers keep freezing.<|eost|><|sor|>This is sad<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Marvsdd01 | iruhuc7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers hate working in Alaska?<|eot|><|sost|>Because their computers keep freezing.<|eost|><|sor|>constant code freeze<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bobthemundane | irtsmyz | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers hate working in Alaska?<|eot|><|sost|>Because their computers keep freezing.<|eost|><|sor|>Because when the build their program with company provided computers it melts their igloos?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | vvop44 | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a sysadmin say when people keep complaining about the shell scripts?<|eot|><|sost|>Stop bashing my work.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sure-Tomorrow-487 | ifl9et4 | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a sysadmin say when people keep complaining about the shell scripts?<|eot|><|sost|>Stop bashing my work.<|eost|><|sor|>Powershell<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zandnaad69 | iflwe04 | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a sysadmin say when people keep complaining about the shell scripts?<|eot|><|sost|>Stop bashing my work.<|eost|><|sor|>Powershell<|eor|><|sor|>Ew<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bimbo1989 | iex85y | <|soss|><|sot|>Where does a programmer refuel his car?<|eot|><|sost|>At Shell.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nachoregulardude | g2kbzsb | <|soss|><|sot|>Where does a programmer refuel his car?<|eot|><|sost|>At Shell.<|eost|><|sor|>apt-get some-fuel<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | I-AM_SPARTACUS | g2kfzkf | <|soss|><|sot|>Where does a programmer refuel his car?<|eot|><|sost|>At Shell.<|eost|><|sor|> pacman -Su fuel<|eor|><|sor|>A partial upgrade, are you trying to fuel a debate? Though surely fuel would be a dependency package of car and thus would not need to be explicitly installed.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | thedrunkenrebel | g2klz3k | <|soss|><|sot|>Where does a programmer refuel his car?<|eot|><|sost|>At Shell.<|eost|><|sor|>apt-get some-fuel<|eor|><|sor|>else; you-want sum-fuk<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nachoregulardude | g2kmb7a | <|soss|><|sot|>Where does a programmer refuel his car?<|eot|><|sost|>At Shell.<|eost|><|sor|>apt-get some-fuel<|eor|><|sor|>else; you-want sum-fuk<|eor|><|sor|>While True:
yes please<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ActuallyLouder | cy19mh | <|soss|><|sot|>Jesus saves<|eot|><|sost|>But Buddha makes incremental backups<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jamonsourdough | aec6zx | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm not a polygamist<|eot|><|sost|>I'm just a concurrent monogamist<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Gaffi1 | edo3m1l | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm not a polygamist<|eot|><|sost|>I'm just a concurrent monogamist<|eost|><|sor|>Have you managed to thread those relationships into one?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GarThor_TMK | edonz30 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm not a polygamist<|eot|><|sost|>I'm just a concurrent monogamist<|eost|><|sor|>how do you manage the mutex locking/unlocking?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wallaba4 | 9t5jqb | <|soss|><|sot|>You might be a programmer if...<|eot|><|sost|>...your date says, "I need some space", and you respond saying that this won't work out because you are a tabs kind of person.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | VelianDev | e8tzma9 | <|soss|><|sot|>You might be a programmer if...<|eot|><|sost|>...your date says, "I need some space", and you respond saying that this won't work out because you are a tabs kind of person.<|eost|><|sor|>"Put the drinks on my.. TAB."
Then stare them down.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fahrenheitrkg | e8u5f6h | <|soss|><|sot|>You might be a programmer if...<|eot|><|sost|>...your date says, "I need some space", and you respond saying that this won't work out because you are a tabs kind of person.<|eost|><|sor|>It won't work out, because the proper date format is YYYYMMDD, and you'd just have to trim the space out later anyway.... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | alorty | e8tz34h | <|soss|><|sot|>You might be a programmer if...<|eot|><|sost|>...your date says, "I need some space", and you respond saying that this won't work out because you are a tabs kind of person.<|eost|><|sor|>Sounds like they're better off, then <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wallaba4 | e8ucrsb | <|soss|><|sot|>You might be a programmer if...<|eot|><|sost|>...your date says, "I need some space", and you respond saying that this won't work out because you are a tabs kind of person.<|eost|><|sor|>You're not a programmer if you've got a date. <|eor|><|soopr|>I would have said "your SO". But we all have the same St... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wiscwisc | e8ufxb6 | <|soss|><|sot|>You might be a programmer if...<|eot|><|sost|>...your date says, "I need some space", and you respond saying that this won't work out because you are a tabs kind of person.<|eost|><|sor|>"Put the drinks on my.. TAB."
Then stare them down.<|eor|><|sor|>There is no space in a date, only a capital T.<|eor|>... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | redditcdnfanguy | e8ucq9m | <|soss|><|sot|>You might be a programmer if...<|eot|><|sost|>...your date says, "I need some space", and you respond saying that this won't work out because you are a tabs kind of person.<|eost|><|sor|>You're not a programmer if you've got a date. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | b_rad_c | e8u2blp | <|soss|><|sot|>You might be a programmer if...<|eot|><|sost|>...your date says, "I need some space", and you respond saying that this won't work out because you are a tabs kind of person.<|eost|><|sor|>God dammit, I cracked a smile <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | yd2sbu | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock, knock (different punchline)<|eot|><|sost|>- Knock knock
- Who is there?
- Recursion
- Knock knock<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Miss-Legendary | itpmp7b | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock, knock (different punchline)<|eot|><|sost|>- Knock knock
- Who is there?
- Recursion
- Knock knock<|eost|><|sor|>Who is there?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Euroticker | itpnqrw | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock, knock (different punchline)<|eot|><|sost|>- Knock knock
- Who is there?
- Recursion
- Knock knock<|eost|><|sor|>Who is there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | multi-hueniverse | itps9fj | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock, knock (different punchline)<|eot|><|sost|>- Knock knock
- Who is there?
- Recursion
- Knock knock<|eost|><|sor|>Who is there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rndmcmder | itpshsc | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock, knock (different punchline)<|eot|><|sost|>- Knock knock
- Who is there?
- Recursion
- Knock knock<|eost|><|sor|>Who is there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Who is there?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 4SubZero20 | itptjg1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock, knock (different punchline)<|eot|><|sost|>- Knock knock
- Who is there?
- Recursion
- Knock knock<|eost|><|sor|>Who is there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Who is there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | abd53 | itpwh91 | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock, knock (different punchline)<|eot|><|sost|>- Knock knock
- Who is there?
- Recursion
- Knock knock<|eost|><|sor|>Who is there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Who is there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SQUIDDYYYYY | itpz420 | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock, knock (different punchline)<|eot|><|sost|>- Knock knock
- Who is there?
- Recursion
- Knock knock<|eost|><|sor|>Who is there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Who is there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Who's there?<|eor|><|eoss|><|e... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lily-emmy-pikachu | itpz70j | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock, knock (different punchline)<|eot|><|sost|>- Knock knock
- Who is there?
- Recursion
- Knock knock<|eost|><|sor|>Who is there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Who is there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Who's there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recu... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Criiispyyyy | itq0or9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock, knock (different punchline)<|eot|><|sost|>- Knock knock
- Who is there?
- Recursion
- Knock knock<|eost|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Who is there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Who's there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Whos t... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Queasy-Position66 | itpzymn | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock, knock (different punchline)<|eot|><|sost|>- Knock knock
- Who is there?
- Recursion
- Knock knock<|eost|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Who is there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Who's there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock kn... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | itrdwyk | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock, knock (different punchline)<|eot|><|sost|>- Knock knock
- Who is there?
- Recursion
- Knock knock<|eost|><|sor|>[Seems to be a copy of this](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/yd2sbu/knock_knock_different_punchline/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcs... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ThoraninC | itqmrzi | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock, knock (different punchline)<|eot|><|sost|>- Knock knock
- Who is there?
- Recursion
- Knock knock<|eost|><|sor|>Whos there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Whos there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Who's there?<|eor|><|sor|>Base cas... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Extension_Ad4157 | itq5i7l | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock, knock (different punchline)<|eot|><|sost|>- Knock knock
- Who is there?
- Recursion
- Knock knock<|eost|><|sor|>Who is there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Who's there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Whos there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recurs... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DanyaV1 | itq5x48 | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock, knock (different punchline)<|eot|><|sost|>- Knock knock
- Who is there?
- Recursion
- Knock knock<|eost|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Who's there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Whos there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knoc... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | InsrtRandomUserHere | itq7kbg | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock, knock (different punchline)<|eot|><|sost|>- Knock knock
- Who is there?
- Recursion
- Knock knock<|eost|><|sor|>Who's there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Whos there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Whos there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursio... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FlyingFloofPotato | itqa8it | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock, knock (different punchline)<|eot|><|sost|>- Knock knock
- Who is there?
- Recursion
- Knock knock<|eost|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Whos there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Whos there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | antimoon51 | itqhlej | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock, knock (different punchline)<|eot|><|sost|>- Knock knock
- Who is there?
- Recursion
- Knock knock<|eost|><|sor|>Whos there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Whos there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Who's there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursio... | 5 |
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