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ProgrammerDadJokes | DumbFish94 | itrbpe2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock, knock (different punchline)<|eot|><|sost|>- Knock knock
- Who is there?
- Recursion
- Knock knock<|eost|><|sor|>Whos there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Who's there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion<|eor|><|sor|>Knock knock<|eor|><|sor|>Who's there?<|eor|><|sor|>Recursi... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | wkaljl | <|soss|><|sot|>Bruce Wayne used a windows script to configure a jobs schedule and network connections. While debugging later issues, he thought Robin might have changed it, so he compared the latest versions of the file. No<|eot|><|sost|>Same .bat time, same .bat channel.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sam_matt | ijnqehq | <|soss|><|sot|>Bruce Wayne used a windows script to configure a jobs schedule and network connections. While debugging later issues, he thought Robin might have changed it, so he compared the latest versions of the file. No<|eot|><|sost|>Same .bat time, same .bat channel.<|eost|><|sor|>For some reason it was returning ... | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ijo4fhy | <|soss|><|sot|>Bruce Wayne used a windows script to configure a jobs schedule and network connections. While debugging later issues, he thought Robin might have changed it, so he compared the latest versions of the file. No<|eot|><|sost|>Same .bat time, same .bat channel.<|eost|><|sor|>For some reason it was returning ... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | VonFriedline | ijmcddb | <|soss|><|sot|>Bruce Wayne used a windows script to configure a jobs schedule and network connections. While debugging later issues, he thought Robin might have changed it, so he compared the latest versions of the file. No<|eot|><|sost|>Same .bat time, same .bat channel.<|eost|><|sor|>Damnit.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | vaz1i5 | <|soss|><|sot|>my Pascal compiler starts threatening me that I should end my "if" block with a semicolon<|eot|><|sost|>or else<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | ic6zs9b | <|soss|><|sot|>my Pascal compiler starts threatening me that I should end my "if" block with a semicolon<|eot|><|sost|>or else<|eost|><|sor|>Compilers are the ultimate grammar Nazis.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ujkg2h | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do managers dread Python programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're always trying for a raise.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | i7kritg | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do managers dread Python programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're always trying for a raise.<|eost|><|sor|>Im sure they take exception to this.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LoyalSage | i7ki8qh | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do managers dread Python programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're always trying for a raise.<|eost|><|sor|>Because snakes dont have fingers so how can they code?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | i7k7nc6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do managers dread Python programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're always trying for a raise.<|eost|><|sor|>Because they can't take a joke<|eor|><|sor|>No, that's C programmers.
C is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success.
\-- Dennis Ritchie<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | i7l0w1r | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do managers dread Python programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're always trying for a raise.<|eost|><|sor|>Im sure they take exception to this.<|eor|><|sor|>Downvoted for an *exception* pun response to the Python *raise* post? Weird, but ok<|eor|><|sor|>They need to try: harder except: whenjoking<|... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ososalsosal | i7mirhy | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do managers dread Python programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're always trying for a raise.<|eost|><|sor|>Im sure they take exception to this.<|eor|><|sor|>Downvoted for an *exception* pun response to the Python *raise* post? Weird, but ok<|eor|><|sor|>It's unpythonic. Please rename it to Error.<|... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | ry3hpd | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you say when a datacenter is flooded after heavy rainfall?<|eot|><|sost|>"We've just got BitTorrent support from the cloud!"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | erichamers | hrmiru3 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you say when a datacenter is flooded after heavy rainfall?<|eot|><|sost|>"We've just got BitTorrent support from the cloud!"<|eost|><|sor|>We just deployed a new data lake<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sacro | hrmhlhc | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you say when a datacenter is flooded after heavy rainfall?<|eot|><|sost|>"We've just got BitTorrent support from the cloud!"<|eost|><|sor|>The pool on the roof must have a leak.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Myth0logic | hrmsji5 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you say when a datacenter is flooded after heavy rainfall?<|eot|><|sost|>"We've just got BitTorrent support from the cloud!"<|eost|><|sor|>I told you the firewall couldnt handle the flow!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | remuladgryta | mjizfm | <|soss|><|sot|>When the garbage collector has an error<|eot|><|sost|>it's a litter bug.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | gtb3qpz | <|soss|><|sot|>When the garbage collector has an error<|eot|><|sost|>it's a litter bug.<|eost|><|sor|>Why does the garbage collector keep deleting my code?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | presariohg | gtb4soo | <|soss|><|sot|>When the garbage collector has an error<|eot|><|sost|>it's a litter bug.<|eost|><|sor|>Why does the garbage collector keep deleting my code?<|eor|><|sor|>It's not deleting your code, it's just collecting it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | gtb7igs | <|soss|><|sot|>When the garbage collector has an error<|eot|><|sost|>it's a litter bug.<|eost|><|sor|>Why does the garbage collector keep deleting my code?<|eor|><|sor|>It's not deleting your code, it's just collecting it<|eor|><|sor|>Now it's looking at me....<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | overkill | gtbuuci | <|soss|><|sot|>When the garbage collector has an error<|eot|><|sost|>it's a litter bug.<|eost|><|sor|>Why does the garbage collector keep deleting my code?<|eor|><|sor|>You're writing Java.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh hell no. C# forever.<|eor|><|sor|>You mean Microsoft Java.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | gtbhd28 | <|soss|><|sot|>When the garbage collector has an error<|eot|><|sost|>it's a litter bug.<|eost|><|sor|>Why does the garbage collector keep deleting my code?<|eor|><|sor|>Your code is trash<|eor|><|sor|>:(<|eor|><|sor|>sorry, I meant this as a joke. Like Why does the garbage collector keep deleting my code? Because its t... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jcody17 | gtbeqog | <|soss|><|sot|>When the garbage collector has an error<|eot|><|sost|>it's a litter bug.<|eost|><|sor|>Why does the garbage collector keep deleting my code?<|eor|><|sor|>Your code is trash<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GooseEntrails | htrzae | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the DSP engineer who remodeled the entryway in her house overnight?<|eot|><|sost|>It was a fast foyer transform.
([Credit to @caraesten on Twitter](https://twitter.com/caraesten/status/1284232296497770496))<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | fyjjovw | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the DSP engineer who remodeled the entryway in her house overnight?<|eot|><|sost|>It was a fast foyer transform.
([Credit to @caraesten on Twitter](https://twitter.com/caraesten/status/1284232296497770496))<|eost|><|sor|>Hope that she told her neighbours about the disruption in advanc... | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | squidgyhead | ddht4f | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a snap decision to quit my programming job and start trading pelts!<|eot|><|sost|>I start the new job Monday! Dealing with beaver pelts, bison hides, the whole deal. My wife is a bit upset, as it's quite a sudden change. But I guess she's right.
It is a fast furrier transform, after all.<|eost... | 148 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dm-0 | f2ii0b0 | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a snap decision to quit my programming job and start trading pelts!<|eot|><|sost|>I start the new job Monday! Dealing with beaver pelts, bison hides, the whole deal. My wife is a bit upset, as it's quite a sudden change. But I guess she's right.
It is a fast furrier transform, after all.<|eost... | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | f2j7r33 | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a snap decision to quit my programming job and start trading pelts!<|eot|><|sost|>I start the new job Monday! Dealing with beaver pelts, bison hides, the whole deal. My wife is a bit upset, as it's quite a sudden change. But I guess she's right.
It is a fast furrier transform, after all.<|eost... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Earhacker | f2l5ppb | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a snap decision to quit my programming job and start trading pelts!<|eot|><|sost|>I start the new job Monday! Dealing with beaver pelts, bison hides, the whole deal. My wife is a bit upset, as it's quite a sudden change. But I guess she's right.
It is a fast furrier transform, after all.<|eost... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | is-joke-or-is | vst6pw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the North Korean python developer put a potato inside of a key-value pair?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted a new dict-tater.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nerdefar | if4ezhn | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the North Korean python developer put a potato inside of a key-value pair?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted a new dict-tater.<|eost|><|sor|>Had to give you an upvote for that elaborate setup!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | glieseg | if3gqya | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the North Korean python developer put a potato inside of a key-value pair?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted a new dict-tater.<|eost|><|sor|>I key what you did there.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | if5xrnb | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the North Korean python developer put a potato inside of a key-value pair?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted a new dict-tater.<|eost|><|sor|>This required some comprehension.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | if5wuqg | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the North Korean python developer put a potato inside of a key-value pair?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted a new dict-tater.<|eost|><|sor|>Nice job hashing that one out.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | t5pvi7 | <|soss|><|sot|>I accidentally saved abs(pow()) to disk<|eot|><|sost|>Now my entire disk is [corrupted](https://www.acton.org/research/lord-acton-quote-archive).<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | biggusjimmus | hz78btd | <|soss|><|sot|>I accidentally saved abs(pow()) to disk<|eot|><|sost|>Now my entire disk is [corrupted](https://www.acton.org/research/lord-acton-quote-archive).<|eost|><|sor|>Jesus that link is cancer on mobile.
[Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely](https://www.acton.org/research/lord-acton-... | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | biggusjimmus | hz84wdp | <|soss|><|sot|>I accidentally saved abs(pow()) to disk<|eot|><|sost|>Now my entire disk is [corrupted](https://www.acton.org/research/lord-acton-quote-archive).<|eost|><|sor|>Jesus that link is cancer on mobile.
[Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely](https://www.acton.org/research/lord-acton-... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | II-WalkerGer-II | hz84hke | <|soss|><|sot|>I accidentally saved abs(pow()) to disk<|eot|><|sost|>Now my entire disk is [corrupted](https://www.acton.org/research/lord-acton-quote-archive).<|eost|><|sor|>Jesus that link is cancer on mobile.
[Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely](https://www.acton.org/research/lord-acton-... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | davidjmemmett | ntp3ui | <|soss|><|sot|>The USB spec thinks its funny<|eot|><|sost|>Its full of JKs<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Connir | h0tbwm3 | <|soss|><|sot|>The USB spec thinks its funny<|eot|><|sost|>Its full of JKs<|eost|><|sor|>I just learned about J & K last night and now Im laughing. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | davidjmemmett | h0tdrfz | <|soss|><|sot|>The USB spec thinks its funny<|eot|><|sost|>Its full of JKs<|eost|><|sor|>I just learned about J & K last night and now Im laughing. <|eor|><|soopr|>Ben Eaters video? :)<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Connir | h0tdwcl | <|soss|><|sot|>The USB spec thinks its funny<|eot|><|sost|>Its full of JKs<|eost|><|sor|>I just learned about J & K last night and now Im laughing. <|eor|><|soopr|>Ben Eaters video? :)<|eoopr|><|sor|>Haha yup!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ShinraSan | h0t3v6k | <|soss|><|sot|>The USB spec thinks its funny<|eot|><|sost|>Its full of JKs<|eost|><|sor|>Lazy fucks, always on their flip-flops<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | alatnet | h0uw7ro | <|soss|><|sot|>The USB spec thinks its funny<|eot|><|sost|>Its full of JKs<|eost|><|sor|>im mad that i get this joke cus i watched this video recently: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdgULBpRoXk<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hypervelocityvomit | 58941q | <|soss|><|sot|>Just got dad-joked by a NOP instruction.<|eot|><|sost|>`NOP ;unintended`<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LivingInSyn | d8zavon | <|soss|><|sot|>Just got dad-joked by a NOP instruction.<|eot|><|sost|>`NOP ;unintended`<|eost|><|sor|>I feel as though I'm missing something here. <|eor|><|sor|>NO P;un intended<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KeytapTheProgrammer | d8z4cct | <|soss|><|sot|>Just got dad-joked by a NOP instruction.<|eot|><|sost|>`NOP ;unintended`<|eost|><|sor|>I feel as though I'm missing something here. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hypervelocityvomit | d8zyb72 | <|soss|><|sot|>Just got dad-joked by a NOP instruction.<|eot|><|sost|>`NOP ;unintended`<|eost|><|sor|>I feel as though I'm missing something here. <|eor|><|sor|>NO P;un intended<|eor|><|sor|>rofl, I should be executed. Much appreciated, mate.<|eor|><|soopr|>Here, have some bonus C code:
#define no extern
... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KeytapTheProgrammer | d8zoae3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Just got dad-joked by a NOP instruction.<|eot|><|sost|>`NOP ;unintended`<|eost|><|sor|>I feel as though I'm missing something here. <|eor|><|sor|>NO P;un intended<|eor|><|sor|>rofl, I should be executed. Much appreciated, mate.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoogleIsYourFrenemy | d8zt13w | <|soss|><|sot|>Just got dad-joked by a NOP instruction.<|eot|><|sost|>`NOP ;unintended`<|eost|><|sor|>I feel as though I'm missing something here. <|eor|><|sor|>NO P;un intended<|eor|><|sor|>MOV along, nothing to c here.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hypervelocityvomit | d8zy4qf | <|soss|><|sot|>Just got dad-joked by a NOP instruction.<|eot|><|sost|>`NOP ;unintended`<|eost|><|sor|>I feel as though I'm missing something here. <|eor|><|sor|>NO P;un intended<|eor|><|sor|>MOV along, nothing to c here.<|eor|><|soopr|>> MOV along, nothing to C here.
And now, it's a C pun.
> MOV along, nothing to... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | breck | 10tjdpi | <|soss|><|sot|>What did they API say to the developer?<|eot|><|sost|> Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my endpoint, so call me, maybe <|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MountPCs | j787n9k | <|soss|><|sot|>What did they API say to the developer?<|eot|><|sost|> Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my endpoint, so call me, maybe <|eost|><|sor|>Best thing I heard all day, lmao <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | j782yvh | <|soss|><|sot|>What did they API say to the developer?<|eot|><|sost|> Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my endpoint, so call me, maybe <|eost|><|sor|>"Who are you? Who Who. Who Who.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PenPar | j79wqqe | <|soss|><|sot|>What did they API say to the developer?<|eot|><|sost|> Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my endpoint, so call me, maybe <|eost|><|sor|>You know, when you think about it, RESTful API and 50 First Dates have quite a bit in common.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FriendlyDisorder | j78mywm | <|soss|><|sot|>What did they API say to the developer?<|eot|><|sost|> Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my endpoint, so call me, maybe <|eost|><|sor|>And all the other calls, they try to hack me, but heres my syntax, so call me maybe? <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ososalsosal | j78qy6h | <|soss|><|sot|>What did they API say to the developer?<|eot|><|sost|> Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my endpoint, so call me, maybe <|eost|><|sor|> I'm a little teapot, short and stout <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | vbbjvp | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call foreign software rejected by the Chinese government?<|eot|><|sost|>Orient-Objected Programming<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xaranetic | ic8xrve | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call foreign software rejected by the Chinese government?<|eot|><|sost|>Orient-Objected Programming<|eost|><|sor|>(Q) What do you call software accepted by the Chinese government?
(A) Mao-ware.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ic9qxqc | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call foreign software rejected by the Chinese government?<|eot|><|sost|>Orient-Objected Programming<|eost|><|sor|>(Q) What do you call software accepted by the Chinese government?
(A) Mao-ware.<|eor|><|soopr|>One side keeps buildin a great firewall.
The other keeps china hack through it.<... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | r8il78 | <|soss|><|sot|>\a<|eot|><|sost|>That rings a bell.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Plazmaz1 | hn6asw2 | <|soss|><|sot|>\a<|eot|><|sost|>That rings a bell.<|eost|><|sor|>ANSI what you did there<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nubatpython | hn6foyz | <|soss|><|sot|>\a<|eot|><|sost|>That rings a bell.<|eost|><|sor|>i don't get it, pls explain<|eor|><|sor|>\a is an escape sequence for signalling something to the user. Read the [Wikipedia article for the Bell Character](https://en.wikipedia.com/wiki/Bell_character) for more details.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | hn6nfwd | <|soss|><|sot|>\a<|eot|><|sost|>That rings a bell.<|eost|><|sor|>ANSI what you did there<|eor|><|soopr|>ASCII what you did there
(with a soft C)<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | code-panda | hn6rewg | <|soss|><|sot|>\a<|eot|><|sost|>That rings a bell.<|eost|><|sor|>ANSI what you did there<|eor|><|soopr|>ASCII what you did there
(with a soft C)<|eoopr|><|sor|>I'm getting a soft C from these bad puns<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Independent_Image_59 | hn6dsnd | <|soss|><|sot|>\a<|eot|><|sost|>That rings a bell.<|eost|><|sor|>i don't get it, pls explain<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zarqie | hn9k0w1 | <|soss|><|sot|>\a<|eot|><|sost|>That rings a bell.<|eost|><|sor|>ANSI what you did there<|eor|><|soopr|>ASCII what you did there
(with a soft C)<|eoopr|><|sor|>ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | glmi8y | <|soss|><|sot|>I've learned not to dispute the JSON format<|eot|><|sost|>I'm one of the Arguenots.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | fqym490 | <|soss|><|sot|>I've learned not to dispute the JSON format<|eot|><|sost|>I'm one of the Arguenots.<|eost|><|sor|>Of all formats json is one of the simplest to manage expecially wen you have LINQ to json<|eor|><|soopr|>I prefer to do that during a job search in a stopped car in a playground, you know, LINQ-in Park.<|eoo... | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Giocri | fqyi5am | <|soss|><|sot|>I've learned not to dispute the JSON format<|eot|><|sost|>I'm one of the Arguenots.<|eost|><|sor|>Of all formats json is one of the simplest to manage expecially wen you have LINQ to json<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | benjamin051000 | fqyzchk | <|soss|><|sot|>I've learned not to dispute the JSON format<|eot|><|sost|>I'm one of the Arguenots.<|eost|><|sor|>Of all formats json is one of the simplest to manage expecially wen you have LINQ to json<|eor|><|soopr|>I prefer to do that during a job search in a stopped car in a playground, you know, LINQ-in Park.<|eoo... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DoesntReadMessages | fr17bi5 | <|soss|><|sot|>I've learned not to dispute the JSON format<|eot|><|sost|>I'm one of the Arguenots.<|eost|><|sor|>JSON works better when you just use it without making any comments.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TabCompletion | 8z7of9 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favorite space to hangout?<|eot|><|sost|>The space bar<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | epicmittmitt | e2gq0pe | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favorite space to hangout?<|eot|><|sost|>The space bar<|eost|><|sor|>I prefer the foo bar<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cekoya | e2gqe84 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favorite space to hangout?<|eot|><|sost|>The space bar<|eost|><|sor|>I prefer the foo bar<|eor|><|sor|>I baz-ically prefere it too<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheRedmanCometh | e2gpizc | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favorite space to hangout?<|eot|><|sost|>The space bar<|eost|><|sor|>I sighed out loud<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jge45 | e2gta2f | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favorite space to hangout?<|eot|><|sost|>The space bar<|eost|><|sor|>https://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20130211/acid_picdump_27.jpg<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pietvanzoen | e2gs892 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favorite space to hangout?<|eot|><|sost|>The space bar<|eost|><|sor|>I prefer the foo bar<|eor|><|sor|>I baz-ically prefere it too<|eor|><|sor|>Which ever has the best nachos is the qux of the issue for me. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | xnkh2v | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the systems programmer who received an anonymous email containing nothing but the number 2147483647?<|eot|><|sost|>It was an unsigned integer.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mike_a_oc | ipts4nm | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the systems programmer who received an anonymous email containing nothing but the number 2147483647?<|eot|><|sost|>It was an unsigned integer.<|eost|><|sor|>He thought that the email was a little bit odd<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | ipu32s0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the systems programmer who received an anonymous email containing nothing but the number 2147483647?<|eot|><|sost|>It was an unsigned integer.<|eost|><|sor|>He thought that the email was a little bit odd<|eor|><|soopr|>I appreciate your even-handed reaction to my bad joke.<|eoopr|><|eo... | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mike_a_oc | ipw1sb0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the systems programmer who received an anonymous email containing nothing but the number 2147483647?<|eot|><|sost|>It was an unsigned integer.<|eost|><|sor|>He thought that the email was a little bit odd<|eor|><|soopr|>I appreciate your even-handed reaction to my bad joke.<|eoopr|><|so... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MasterFubar | ipu5q5p | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the systems programmer who received an anonymous email containing nothing but the number 2147483647?<|eot|><|sost|>It was an unsigned integer.<|eost|><|sor|>If I received an email like that, I would try this as a password:
11777788886667777<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | ipw2btt | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the systems programmer who received an anonymous email containing nothing but the number 2147483647?<|eot|><|sost|>It was an unsigned integer.<|eost|><|sor|>He thought that the email was a little bit odd<|eor|><|soopr|>I appreciate your even-handed reaction to my bad joke.<|eoopr|><|so... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MasterFubar | iputmyc | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the systems programmer who received an anonymous email containing nothing but the number 2147483647?<|eot|><|sost|>It was an unsigned integer.<|eost|><|sor|>If I received an email like that, I would try this as a password:
11777788886667777<|eor|><|sor|>Could someone explain diff ... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | counterplex | ipud1ix | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the systems programmer who received an anonymous email containing nothing but the number 2147483647?<|eot|><|sost|>It was an unsigned integer.<|eost|><|sor|>If I received an email like that, I would try this as a password:
11777788886667777<|eor|><|sor|>Ah the old run-length encod... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mike_a_oc | ipw4ddc | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the systems programmer who received an anonymous email containing nothing but the number 2147483647?<|eot|><|sost|>It was an unsigned integer.<|eost|><|sor|>He thought that the email was a little bit odd<|eor|><|soopr|>I appreciate your even-handed reaction to my bad joke.<|eoopr|><|so... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lazyzefiris | ipw1yr5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the systems programmer who received an anonymous email containing nothing but the number 2147483647?<|eot|><|sost|>It was an unsigned integer.<|eost|><|sor|>I think you got it wrong - I'm pretty sure it was not anonymous, and I know who did it, it was my friend Max. I know, because...
... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | proGrAMmER666 | ipuqvok | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the systems programmer who received an anonymous email containing nothing but the number 2147483647?<|eot|><|sost|>It was an unsigned integer.<|eost|><|sor|>If I received an email like that, I would try this as a password:
11777788886667777<|eor|><|sor|>Could someone explain diff ... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | ipv1dgp | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the systems programmer who received an anonymous email containing nothing but the number 2147483647?<|eot|><|sost|>It was an unsigned integer.<|eost|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be 4,294,967,295?<|eor|><|soopr|>Very well could have been! However, I didn't have that one memorized.<|eoopr|><|eos... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | R_051 | ipwaipl | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the systems programmer who received an anonymous email containing nothing but the number 2147483647?<|eot|><|sost|>It was an unsigned integer.<|eost|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be 4,294,967,295?<|eor|><|soopr|>Very well could have been! However, I didn't have that one memorized.<|eoopr|><|sor... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bajatg | vz5bdb | <|soss|><|sot|>How to protect yourself from an STD?<|eot|><|sost|>Stop using namespace std<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ig7cibu | <|soss|><|sot|>How to protect yourself from an STD?<|eot|><|sost|>Stop using namespace std<|eost|><|sor|>Stop performing penetration tests<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | co3_carbonate | ig841pu | <|soss|><|sot|>How to protect yourself from an STD?<|eot|><|sost|>Stop using namespace std<|eost|><|sor|>But then you'll need to mention STDs in every sentence you say<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xanhou | ig8l950 | <|soss|><|sot|>How to protect yourself from an STD?<|eot|><|sost|>Stop using namespace std<|eost|><|sor|>No, abstinence never works. You just have to wrap it properly.
Wrap the std import in a header, and you never have to come into direct contact with std yourself!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SIRBOB-101 | ig6eivp | <|soss|><|sot|>How to protect yourself from an STD?<|eot|><|sost|>Stop using namespace std<|eost|><|sor|>rust: memory safe and STD safe<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | the-ruler-of-wind | ig9vd4x | <|soss|><|sot|>How to protect yourself from an STD?<|eot|><|sost|>Stop using namespace std<|eost|><|sor|>But then you'll need to mention STDs in every sentence you say<|eor|><|sor|>std::GetSomeBitches(virgin);<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | uca7zs | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Cleopatra swear off .NET Web frameworks?<|eot|><|sost|>Because she was bitten by ASP.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | i69gqkk | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Cleopatra swear off .NET Web frameworks?<|eot|><|sost|>Because she was bitten by ASP.<|eost|><|sor|>What's ASP referencing beside the web framework?<|eor|><|soopr|>Folklore says Cleopatra committed suicide by letting an asp bite her.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
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