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ProgrammerDadJokes
numerousblocks
i69emia
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did Cleopatra swear off .NET Web frameworks?<|eot|><|sost|>Because she was bitten by ASP.<|eost|><|sor|>What's ASP referencing beside the web framework?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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numerousblocks
i69h1ua
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did Cleopatra swear off .NET Web frameworks?<|eot|><|sost|>Because she was bitten by ASP.<|eost|><|sor|>What's ASP referencing beside the web framework?<|eor|><|soopr|>Folklore says Cleopatra committed suicide by letting an asp bite her.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Thank you!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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fuhrmanator
ttwmvu
<|soss|><|sot|>Why was Pope Pius V considered a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>Because in 1567 he abolished the sale of [indulgences](https://www.britannica.com/topic/indulgence), and that's the first documented removal of a sin tax error.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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KraZe-Ace
i30oue6
<|soss|><|sot|>Why was Pope Pius V considered a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>Because in 1567 he abolished the sale of [indulgences](https://www.britannica.com/topic/indulgence), and that's the first documented removal of a sin tax error.<|eost|><|sor|>r/angryupvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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gregorydgraham
i31lj84
<|soss|><|sot|>Why was Pope Pius V considered a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>Because in 1567 he abolished the sale of [indulgences](https://www.britannica.com/topic/indulgence), and that's the first documented removal of a sin tax error.<|eost|><|sor|>Quality combination of programming and history for humorous effect :)<|...
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gregorydgraham
i36pebd
<|soss|><|sot|>Why was Pope Pius V considered a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>Because in 1567 he abolished the sale of [indulgences](https://www.britannica.com/topic/indulgence), and that's the first documented removal of a sin tax error.<|eost|><|sor|>Quality combination of programming and history for humorous effect :)<|...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
joshualoveslumia
tdln5j
<|sols|><|sot|>Why do kernel developers use a light themed IDE?<|eot|><|sol|>/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/tdctac/why_do_kernel_developers_use_a_light_themed_ide/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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legendwolfA
i0kbt6a
<|sols|><|sot|>Why do kernel developers use a light themed IDE?<|eot|><|sol|>/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/tdctac/why_do_kernel_developers_use_a_light_themed_ide/<|eol|><|sor|>Why don't developers use light mode? Because light attracts bugs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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kwan_e
t13pcv
<|soss|><|sot|>How do Nazis kill processes?<|eot|><|sost|>SIGHEIL<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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deathgaze5
hye0k9z
<|soss|><|sot|>How do Nazis kill processes?<|eot|><|sost|>SIGHEIL<|eost|><|sor|>killall -nein<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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kwan_e
hyg6lwb
<|soss|><|sot|>How do Nazis kill processes?<|eot|><|sost|>SIGHEIL<|eost|><|sor|>Wow, i can see the downvotes in real time! Nazis suck. Nothing funny about them.<|eor|><|soopr|>This joke isn't "here's something funny about Nazis". The joke is the pun on a phrase. That's it.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
hye4qq7
<|soss|><|sot|>How do Nazis kill processes?<|eot|><|sost|>SIGHEIL<|eost|><|sor|>killall -nein<|eor|><|soopr|>That's good.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Z1lla
btc521
<|soss|><|sot|>What does a computer call our failure to take care of the earth?<|eot|><|sost|>A terraflop (it's actually spelled teraflop)<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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theJakester42
eow1865
<|soss|><|sot|>What does a computer call our failure to take care of the earth?<|eot|><|sost|>A terraflop (it's actually spelled teraflop)<|eost|><|sor|>Human overflow<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
b_rad_c
eovudz6
<|soss|><|sot|>What does a computer call our failure to take care of the earth?<|eot|><|sost|>A terraflop (it's actually spelled teraflop)<|eost|><|sor|>I genuinely laughed at this, might actually be a joke and not a dad joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
_OCaptain_MyCaptain
7cl8z4
<|soss|><|sot|>If Batman had a fat sidekick, what would you call him?<|eot|><|sost|>Round Robin.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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r_notfound
dpr4gv9
<|soss|><|sot|>If Batman had a fat sidekick, what would you call him?<|eot|><|sost|>Round Robin.<|eost|><|sor|>*donut donut donut donut donut donut donut donut... Fatman!*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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RaymondWalters
dpr9uvq
<|soss|><|sot|>If Batman had a fat sidekick, what would you call him?<|eot|><|sost|>Round Robin.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Are you serious? I think anything CS related belongs here<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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flashesofpanic
dpr9wxx
<|soss|><|sot|>If Batman had a fat sidekick, what would you call him?<|eot|><|sost|>Round Robin.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>https://oss.oetiker.ch/rrdtool/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Chemical_Scum
dprshqf
<|soss|><|sot|>If Batman had a fat sidekick, what would you call him?<|eot|><|sost|>Round Robin.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Do you even route bro?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
squidgyhead
4kizb7
<|soss|><|sot|>What programming language do pirates use for statistics?<|eot|><|sost|>R, matey!<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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TaohRihze
d3fad6x
<|soss|><|sot|>What programming language do pirates use for statistics?<|eot|><|sost|>R, matey!<|eost|><|sor|>Nahh their true love is for the C<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
TaohRihze
d3ffjtg
<|soss|><|sot|>What programming language do pirates use for statistics?<|eot|><|sost|>R, matey!<|eost|><|sor|>Nahh their true love is for the C<|eor|><|soopr|>Nice! I might steal this one. ; )<|eoopr|><|sor|>Ya mean plunder matey.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Am0s
d3gai8q
<|soss|><|sot|>What programming language do pirates use for statistics?<|eot|><|sost|>R, matey!<|eost|><|sor|>Nahh their true love is for the C<|eor|><|soopr|>Nice! I might steal this one. ; )<|eoopr|><|sor|>Ya mean plunder matey.<|eor|><|sor|>He'll keep it with his prized Ruby! <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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squidgyhead
d3fb2o5
<|soss|><|sot|>What programming language do pirates use for statistics?<|eot|><|sost|>R, matey!<|eost|><|sor|>Nahh their true love is for the C<|eor|><|soopr|>Nice! I might steal this one. ; )<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Meshiest
d6ir52h
<|soss|><|sot|>What programming language do pirates use for statistics?<|eot|><|sost|>R, matey!<|eost|><|sor|>Nahh their true love is for the C<|eor|><|soopr|>Nice! I might steal this one. ; )<|eoopr|><|sor|>Ya mean plunder matey.<|eor|><|sor|>He'll keep it with his prized Ruby! <|eor|><|sor|>Not me perls! <|eor|><|...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Gregoriam
d73p6na
<|soss|><|sot|>What programming language do pirates use for statistics?<|eot|><|sost|>R, matey!<|eost|><|sor|>Nahh their true love is for the C<|eor|><|sor|>Day 457: Everyone else on board has died of scurvy. Only we few C programmers remain. I think I'm seeing a correlation.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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kwan_e
129o531
<|soss|><|sot|>If you're not part of the solution...<|eot|><|sost|>...try opening another .sln file in Visual Studio.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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AdultingGoneMild
jeo7dz9
<|soss|><|sot|>If you're not part of the solution...<|eot|><|sost|>...try opening another .sln file in Visual Studio.<|eost|><|sor|>I wanted to downvote this out of spite for what you made me read...so I guess that's an upvote for you! Well done!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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sfled
jepjl4t
<|soss|><|sot|>If you're not part of the solution...<|eot|><|sost|>...try opening another .sln file in Visual Studio.<|eost|><|sor|>...you're part of the precipitate.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
ov7ycs
<|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a script that removes duplicate verses/choruses from Cat Stevens songs.<|eot|><|sost|>It is based on the principle Don't Repeat Yusuf.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ReneGOI
h78ni7u
<|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a script that removes duplicate verses/choruses from Cat Stevens songs.<|eot|><|sost|>It is based on the principle Don't Repeat Yusuf.<|eost|><|sor|>This is such a dad joke on so many levels<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
SSBoe
h7a5flw
<|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a script that removes duplicate verses/choruses from Cat Stevens songs.<|eot|><|sost|>It is based on the principle Don't Repeat Yusuf.<|eost|><|sor|>Such a DRY joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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g1bb
dbllvo
<|soss|><|sot|>The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello world<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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MitchsWorkReddit
f22rc2v
<|soss|><|sot|>The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello world<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I think autocomplete might work a bit better than autocorrect, but gave me a laugh regardless!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
callum_n66
f24iopm
<|soss|><|sot|>The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello world<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I think autocomplete might work a bit better than autocorrect, but gave me a laugh regardless!<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe he wrote autocomplete first but it got autocorrected<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
g1bb
f24pxrr
<|soss|><|sot|>The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello world<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I think autocomplete might work a bit better than autocorrect, but gave me a laugh regardless!<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe he wrote autocomplete first but it got autocorrected<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah that's what it was!<|eoopr...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
gosoccerboy5
xgmvn1
<|soss|><|sot|>Why are Italians such bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Their code is always spaghetti.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
fuhrmanator
iosu3rt
<|soss|><|sot|>Why are Italians such bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Their code is always spaghetti.<|eost|><|sor|>Their code is all copypasta.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
iosp07s
<|soss|><|sot|>Why are Italians such bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Their code is always spaghetti.<|eost|><|sor|>But always properly al dented. https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/vthpjh/a\_coding\_style\_was\_implemented\_but\_his\_unreadable/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
LoyalSage
iot2pv8
<|soss|><|sot|>Why are Italians such bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Their code is always spaghetti.<|eost|><|sor|>Because when you say, Can you try hitting the API, the entire team gets attacked by a swarm of aggravated [api](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ape#Italian).<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
HallbjornK
iovc41b
<|soss|><|sot|>Why are Italians such bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Their code is always spaghetti.<|eost|><|sor|>Their code is all copypasta.<|eor|><|sor|>Al dente copypasta<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
coconuts_and_lime
iotm4xs
<|soss|><|sot|>Why are Italians such bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Their code is always spaghetti.<|eost|><|sor|>To be fair though, they do code the best spagetti<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
jackinsomniac
iou1b6s
<|soss|><|sot|>Why are Italians such bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Their code is always spaghetti.<|eost|><|sor|>How do Italians troubleshoot bugs? They can't; they need their hands free for yelling at the computer.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Steffi128
iotw9gj
<|soss|><|sot|>Why are Italians such bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Their code is always spaghetti.<|eost|><|sor|>TIL I'm Italian.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
vkapadia
iotm6gu
<|soss|><|sot|>Why are Italians such bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Their code is always spaghetti.<|eost|><|sor|>Mom's spaghetti<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
sfled
xegzgr
<|soss|><|sot|>I told a dirty OOP joke at work, and I got fired.<|eot|><|sost|>People found it objectionable.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
existential_issue
iogtzwb
<|soss|><|sot|>I told a dirty OOP joke at work, and I got fired.<|eot|><|sost|>People found it objectionable.<|eost|><|sor|>They probably have an inherited bias.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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jmaca90
iohr917
<|soss|><|sot|>I told a dirty OOP joke at work, and I got fired.<|eot|><|sost|>People found it objectionable.<|eost|><|sor|>Some people have no class<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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abd53
iohe5ad
<|soss|><|sot|>I told a dirty OOP joke at work, and I got fired.<|eot|><|sost|>People found it objectionable.<|eost|><|sor|>They probably have an inherited bias.<|eor|><|sor|>Or maybe, just maybe, multiple inherited bias<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Siggi_pop
iohtv7s
<|soss|><|sot|>I told a dirty OOP joke at work, and I got fired.<|eot|><|sost|>People found it objectionable.<|eost|><|sor|>It'll be ok, just give it time and reflection.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
backend_geek
ioj061g
<|soss|><|sot|>I told a dirty OOP joke at work, and I got fired.<|eot|><|sost|>People found it objectionable.<|eost|><|sor|>That does seem like a non-*functional* organisation.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ZheleznyakV
o1yf66
<|soss|><|sot|>Win 11 rumors<|eot|><|sost|>I don't understand what's all the racket about Win 11. I saw it some time ago, by today's standards it spends very little of system resources. By the way, the full name was Win 3.11.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
iStravinsky96
h23lg0w
<|soss|><|sot|>Win 11 rumors<|eot|><|sost|>I don't understand what's all the racket about Win 11. I saw it some time ago, by today's standards it spends very little of system resources. By the way, the full name was Win 3.11.<|eost|><|sor|>Here, take an orange arrow and a wholesome award. Now go the fuck away and leav...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
gmtime
h24acrq
<|soss|><|sot|>Win 11 rumors<|eot|><|sost|>I don't understand what's all the racket about Win 11. I saw it some time ago, by today's standards it spends very little of system resources. By the way, the full name was Win 3.11.<|eost|><|sor|>Here, take an orange arrow and a wholesome award. Now go the fuck away and leav...
15
ProgrammerDadJokes
IBelieveAllTheThings
h24a8ja
<|soss|><|sot|>Win 11 rumors<|eot|><|sost|>I don't understand what's all the racket about Win 11. I saw it some time ago, by today's standards it spends very little of system resources. By the way, the full name was Win 3.11.<|eost|><|sor|>Windows for Workgroups 3.11<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Mountainpilot
h24wvv5
<|soss|><|sot|>Win 11 rumors<|eot|><|sost|>I don't understand what's all the racket about Win 11. I saw it some time ago, by today's standards it spends very little of system resources. By the way, the full name was Win 3.11.<|eost|><|sor|>Here, take an orange arrow and a wholesome award. Now go the fuck away and leav...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
snowbally19
nspt5s
<|soss|><|sot|>There is a native american in our company who overreacts to bugs and errors<|eot|><|sost|>They call him react native<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
gmtime
h0ossnq
<|soss|><|sot|>There is a native american in our company who overreacts to bugs and errors<|eot|><|sost|>They call him react native<|eost|><|sor|>But it's he a big indian or a little indian?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
presariohg
h0o7bis
<|soss|><|sot|>There is a native american in our company who overreacts to bugs and errors<|eot|><|sost|>They call him react native<|eost|><|sor|>You mean overreact native?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kopczak1995
h0q89l9
<|soss|><|sot|>There is a native american in our company who overreacts to bugs and errors<|eot|><|sost|>They call him react native<|eost|><|sor|>But it's he a big indian or a little indian?<|eor|><|sor|>You sir made this joke much better.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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N11Ordo
ereo7e
<|soss|><|sot|>What do demons who are into webdesign fear the most?<|eot|><|sost|>The DOMslayer<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Dockingporpoise
ff38kxo
<|soss|><|sot|>What do demons who are into webdesign fear the most?<|eot|><|sost|>The DOMslayer<|eost|><|sor|>\*daemons<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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dannypas00
ff4ho11
<|soss|><|sot|>What do demons who are into webdesign fear the most?<|eot|><|sost|>The DOMslayer<|eost|><|sor|>\*daemons<|eor|><|sor|>Was about to say<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
TheNosferatu
ff5oxpj
<|soss|><|sot|>What do demons who are into webdesign fear the most?<|eot|><|sost|>The DOMslayer<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>PHP is one of the demons. Source: Am PHP programmer. Help me.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
10may
c16raj
<|soss|><|sot|>Create a non-empty array. Name it cherry. Remove the last item.<|eot|><|sost|>Congrats, you just popped cherry<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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fekke
erbaeql
<|soss|><|sot|>Create a non-empty array. Name it cherry. Remove the last item.<|eot|><|sost|>Congrats, you just popped cherry<|eost|><|sor|>Sounds to me like you just cherry picking, but whatever.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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FirkinHill
erbdqsb
<|soss|><|sot|>Create a non-empty array. Name it cherry. Remove the last item.<|eot|><|sost|>Congrats, you just popped cherry<|eost|><|sor|>Pop goes the......<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Muzer0
aq7czn
<|soss|><|sot|>I'm a big proponent of pair programming<|eot|><|sost|>But those working on the mobile app prefer Apple programming.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
S3rgeus
egemhmd
<|soss|><|sot|>I'm a big proponent of pair programming<|eot|><|sost|>But those working on the mobile app prefer Apple programming.<|eost|><|sor|>Really paring it down to the bare essentials, huh?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Flamme2
8iw8jl
<|sols|><|sot|>That's a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/8ivk8h/i_lent_my_umbrella_to_a_hot_girl_yesterday/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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alficles
dyvbens
<|sols|><|sot|>That's a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/8ivk8h/i_lent_my_umbrella_to_a_hot_girl_yesterday/<|eol|><|sor|>I asked her if she could speak to deaf people and she said no. So I've actually made 2,147,483,647 people wet, cause she's unsigned. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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AlFasGD
dyvmxj4
<|sols|><|sot|>That's a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/8ivk8h/i_lent_my_umbrella_to_a_hot_girl_yesterday/<|eol|><|sor|>I asked her if she could speak to deaf people and she said no. So I've actually made 2,147,483,647 people wet, cause she's unsigned. <|eor|><|sor|>That would be 4,294,967,295<...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
DroppedLoSeR
dyv6ijo
<|sols|><|sot|>That's a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/8ivk8h/i_lent_my_umbrella_to_a_hot_girl_yesterday/<|eol|><|sor|>Overflowing with moisture.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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alficles
dyvobb1
<|sols|><|sot|>That's a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/8ivk8h/i_lent_my_umbrella_to_a_hot_girl_yesterday/<|eol|><|sor|>I asked her if she could speak to deaf people and she said no. So I've actually made 2,147,483,647 people wet, cause she's unsigned. <|eor|><|sor|>That would be 4,294,967,295<...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Targuinius
dywdj75
<|sols|><|sot|>That's a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/8ivk8h/i_lent_my_umbrella_to_a_hot_girl_yesterday/<|eol|><|sor|>I asked her if she could speak to deaf people and she said no. So I've actually made 2,147,483,647 people wet, cause she's unsigned. <|eor|><|sor|>That would be 4,294,967,295<...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
nic0nicon1
133drb4
<|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a discontinued generation of Intel server CPUs?<|eot|><|sost|>Intel Xeoff.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Worried-Librarian-51
jia4y6h
<|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a discontinued generation of Intel server CPUs?<|eot|><|sost|>Intel Xeoff.<|eost|><|sor|>Is that because AMD has Ryzen to the top?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Qookie-Monster
jiag1xc
<|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a discontinued generation of Intel server CPUs?<|eot|><|sost|>Intel Xeoff.<|eost|><|sor|>Is that because AMD has Ryzen to the top?<|eor|><|sor|>This thread just got ripped by AMD<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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DOOManiac
jibzf0k
<|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a discontinued generation of Intel server CPUs?<|eot|><|sost|>Intel Xeoff.<|eost|><|sor|>Is that because AMD has Ryzen to the top?<|eor|><|sor|>This thread just got ripped by AMD<|eor|><|sor|>I give this thread zero inxenon force.<|eor|><|sor|>My jaw has dropped right out of socket.<|eor...
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cptngeek
ji9w9ti
<|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a discontinued generation of Intel server CPUs?<|eot|><|sost|>Intel Xeoff.<|eost|><|sor|>Oof<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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centstwo
jiaxmgl
<|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a discontinued generation of Intel server CPUs?<|eot|><|sost|>Intel Xeoff.<|eost|><|sor|>Is that because AMD has Ryzen to the top?<|eor|><|sor|>This thread just got ripped by AMD<|eor|><|sor|>I give this thread zero inxenon force.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Cootshk
12lf6k3
<|soss|><|sot|>How do you know that someones insecure?<|eot|><|sost|>http://<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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philthechill
jg6d8ze
<|soss|><|sot|>How do you know that someones insecure?<|eot|><|sost|>http://<|eost|><|sor|>They dont validate their inputs<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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PyroCatt
jg6hgu6
<|soss|><|sot|>How do you know that someones insecure?<|eot|><|sost|>http://<|eost|><|sor|>A green padlock doesn't show on their address<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Bridge4_Kal
jg6spwk
<|soss|><|sot|>How do you know that someones insecure?<|eot|><|sost|>http://<|eost|><|sor|>They dont validate their inputs<|eor|><|sor|>Some people just YOLO<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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kwan_e
yvw15k
<|soss|><|sot|>What did Obi-Wan say when git arrived on the scene and destroyed traditional version control overnight?<|eot|><|sost|>I felt a great disturbance in Perforce.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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thedeven
iwhr156
<|soss|><|sot|>What did Obi-Wan say when git arrived on the scene and destroyed traditional version control overnight?<|eot|><|sost|>I felt a great disturbance in Perforce.<|eost|><|sor|>Begun, the Git Clone wars have<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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442031871
iwiacia
<|soss|><|sot|>What did Obi-Wan say when git arrived on the scene and destroyed traditional version control overnight?<|eot|><|sost|>I felt a great disturbance in Perforce.<|eost|><|sor|>Begun, the Git Clone wars have<|eor|><|sor|>git push --force<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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GrismundGames
iwilpju
<|soss|><|sot|>What did Obi-Wan say when git arrived on the scene and destroyed traditional version control overnight?<|eot|><|sost|>I felt a great disturbance in Perforce.<|eost|><|sor|>If the Rebels are found, they'll have to rebase.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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MarquisDan
iwk5d8i
<|soss|><|sot|>What did Obi-Wan say when git arrived on the scene and destroyed traditional version control overnight?<|eot|><|sost|>I felt a great disturbance in Perforce.<|eost|><|sor|>Begun, the Git Clone wars have<|eor|><|sor|>git push --force<|eor|><|sor|>Tell us the location of the rebel git rebase<|eor|><|eoss|>...
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jrib27
iwgautq
<|soss|><|sot|>What did Obi-Wan say when git arrived on the scene and destroyed traditional version control overnight?<|eot|><|sost|>I felt a great disturbance in Perforce.<|eost|><|sor|>Lol, that's good.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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kwan_e
iwk7hdk
<|soss|><|sot|>What did Obi-Wan say when git arrived on the scene and destroyed traditional version control overnight?<|eot|><|sost|>I felt a great disturbance in Perforce.<|eost|><|sor|>If the Rebels are found, they'll have to rebase.<|eor|><|soopr|>When that happens, it will be a hoth mess.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftex...
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Truck_Stop_Sushi
wseorg
<|soss|><|sot|>Yo mamma so fat..<|eot|><|sost|>When she walks in the server room, all the buffers overrun.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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kwan_e
ikxo06g
<|soss|><|sot|>Yo mamma so fat..<|eot|><|sost|>When she walks in the server room, all the buffers overrun.<|eost|><|sor|>Yo mamma so fat, she's a Windows filesystem.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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metamago96
ikycx6j
<|soss|><|sot|>Yo mamma so fat..<|eot|><|sost|>When she walks in the server room, all the buffers overrun.<|eost|><|sor|>Yo mamma so fat, there are no cookies left in your localStorage.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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bundabrg
ikxorxu
<|soss|><|sot|>Yo mamma so fat..<|eot|><|sost|>When she walks in the server room, all the buffers overrun.<|eost|><|sor|>Yo mamma so fat, she's a Windows filesystem.<|eor|><|sor|>/r/FAT32PeopleHate<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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billbot4995
ikyigw6
<|soss|><|sot|>Yo mamma so fat..<|eot|><|sost|>When she walks in the server room, all the buffers overrun.<|eost|><|sor|>She brings a new meaning to "load balancing"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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existential_issue
iky8fjj
<|soss|><|sot|>Yo mamma so fat..<|eot|><|sost|>When she walks in the server room, all the buffers overrun.<|eost|><|sor|>When she walks in the server room, they all have to *serve her*.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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iris-my-case
iky5tet
<|soss|><|sot|>Yo mamma so fat..<|eot|><|sost|>When she walks in the server room, all the buffers overrun.<|eost|><|sor|>Yo mamma so fat, she's a Windows filesystem.<|eor|><|sor|>/r/FAT32PeopleHate<|eor|><|sor|>I was kind of expecting a FAT joke tbh<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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