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ProgrammerDadJokes | numerousblocks | i69emia | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Cleopatra swear off .NET Web frameworks?<|eot|><|sost|>Because she was bitten by ASP.<|eost|><|sor|>What's ASP referencing beside the web framework?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | numerousblocks | i69h1ua | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Cleopatra swear off .NET Web frameworks?<|eot|><|sost|>Because she was bitten by ASP.<|eost|><|sor|>What's ASP referencing beside the web framework?<|eor|><|soopr|>Folklore says Cleopatra committed suicide by letting an asp bite her.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Thank you!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | ttwmvu | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was Pope Pius V considered a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>Because in 1567 he abolished the sale of [indulgences](https://www.britannica.com/topic/indulgence), and that's the first documented removal of a sin tax error.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KraZe-Ace | i30oue6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was Pope Pius V considered a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>Because in 1567 he abolished the sale of [indulgences](https://www.britannica.com/topic/indulgence), and that's the first documented removal of a sin tax error.<|eost|><|sor|>r/angryupvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gregorydgraham | i31lj84 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was Pope Pius V considered a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>Because in 1567 he abolished the sale of [indulgences](https://www.britannica.com/topic/indulgence), and that's the first documented removal of a sin tax error.<|eost|><|sor|>Quality combination of programming and history for humorous effect :)<|... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gregorydgraham | i36pebd | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was Pope Pius V considered a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>Because in 1567 he abolished the sale of [indulgences](https://www.britannica.com/topic/indulgence), and that's the first documented removal of a sin tax error.<|eost|><|sor|>Quality combination of programming and history for humorous effect :)<|... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | joshualoveslumia | tdln5j | <|sols|><|sot|>Why do kernel developers use a light themed IDE?<|eot|><|sol|>/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/tdctac/why_do_kernel_developers_use_a_light_themed_ide/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | legendwolfA | i0kbt6a | <|sols|><|sot|>Why do kernel developers use a light themed IDE?<|eot|><|sol|>/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/tdctac/why_do_kernel_developers_use_a_light_themed_ide/<|eol|><|sor|>Why don't developers use light mode?
Because light attracts bugs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | t13pcv | <|soss|><|sot|>How do Nazis kill processes?<|eot|><|sost|>SIGHEIL<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | deathgaze5 | hye0k9z | <|soss|><|sot|>How do Nazis kill processes?<|eot|><|sost|>SIGHEIL<|eost|><|sor|>killall -nein<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | hyg6lwb | <|soss|><|sot|>How do Nazis kill processes?<|eot|><|sost|>SIGHEIL<|eost|><|sor|>Wow, i can see the downvotes in real time! Nazis suck. Nothing funny about them.<|eor|><|soopr|>This joke isn't "here's something funny about Nazis".
The joke is the pun on a phrase. That's it.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | hye4qq7 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do Nazis kill processes?<|eot|><|sost|>SIGHEIL<|eost|><|sor|>killall -nein<|eor|><|soopr|>That's good.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Z1lla | btc521 | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a computer call our failure to take care of the earth?<|eot|><|sost|>A terraflop
(it's actually spelled teraflop)<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | theJakester42 | eow1865 | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a computer call our failure to take care of the earth?<|eot|><|sost|>A terraflop
(it's actually spelled teraflop)<|eost|><|sor|>Human overflow<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | b_rad_c | eovudz6 | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a computer call our failure to take care of the earth?<|eot|><|sost|>A terraflop
(it's actually spelled teraflop)<|eost|><|sor|>I genuinely laughed at this, might actually be a joke and not a dad joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _OCaptain_MyCaptain | 7cl8z4 | <|soss|><|sot|>If Batman had a fat sidekick, what would you call him?<|eot|><|sost|>Round Robin.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | dpr4gv9 | <|soss|><|sot|>If Batman had a fat sidekick, what would you call him?<|eot|><|sost|>Round Robin.<|eost|><|sor|>*donut donut donut donut donut donut donut donut... Fatman!*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RaymondWalters | dpr9uvq | <|soss|><|sot|>If Batman had a fat sidekick, what would you call him?<|eot|><|sost|>Round Robin.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Are you serious? I think anything CS related belongs here<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | flashesofpanic | dpr9wxx | <|soss|><|sot|>If Batman had a fat sidekick, what would you call him?<|eot|><|sost|>Round Robin.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>https://oss.oetiker.ch/rrdtool/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Chemical_Scum | dprshqf | <|soss|><|sot|>If Batman had a fat sidekick, what would you call him?<|eot|><|sost|>Round Robin.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Do you even route bro?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | squidgyhead | 4kizb7 | <|soss|><|sot|>What programming language do pirates use for statistics?<|eot|><|sost|>R, matey!<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TaohRihze | d3fad6x | <|soss|><|sot|>What programming language do pirates use for statistics?<|eot|><|sost|>R, matey!<|eost|><|sor|>Nahh their true love is for the C<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TaohRihze | d3ffjtg | <|soss|><|sot|>What programming language do pirates use for statistics?<|eot|><|sost|>R, matey!<|eost|><|sor|>Nahh their true love is for the C<|eor|><|soopr|>Nice! I might steal this one. ; )<|eoopr|><|sor|>Ya mean plunder matey.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Am0s | d3gai8q | <|soss|><|sot|>What programming language do pirates use for statistics?<|eot|><|sost|>R, matey!<|eost|><|sor|>Nahh their true love is for the C<|eor|><|soopr|>Nice! I might steal this one. ; )<|eoopr|><|sor|>Ya mean plunder matey.<|eor|><|sor|>He'll keep it with his prized Ruby! <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | squidgyhead | d3fb2o5 | <|soss|><|sot|>What programming language do pirates use for statistics?<|eot|><|sost|>R, matey!<|eost|><|sor|>Nahh their true love is for the C<|eor|><|soopr|>Nice! I might steal this one. ; )<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Meshiest | d6ir52h | <|soss|><|sot|>What programming language do pirates use for statistics?<|eot|><|sost|>R, matey!<|eost|><|sor|>Nahh their true love is for the C<|eor|><|soopr|>Nice! I might steal this one. ; )<|eoopr|><|sor|>Ya mean plunder matey.<|eor|><|sor|>He'll keep it with his prized Ruby! <|eor|><|sor|>Not me perls! <|eor|><|... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Gregoriam | d73p6na | <|soss|><|sot|>What programming language do pirates use for statistics?<|eot|><|sost|>R, matey!<|eost|><|sor|>Nahh their true love is for the C<|eor|><|sor|>Day 457: Everyone else on board has died of scurvy. Only we few C programmers remain. I think I'm seeing a correlation.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | 129o531 | <|soss|><|sot|>If you're not part of the solution...<|eot|><|sost|>...try opening another .sln file in Visual Studio.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AdultingGoneMild | jeo7dz9 | <|soss|><|sot|>If you're not part of the solution...<|eot|><|sost|>...try opening another .sln file in Visual Studio.<|eost|><|sor|>I wanted to downvote this out of spite for what you made me read...so I guess that's an upvote for you! Well done!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sfled | jepjl4t | <|soss|><|sot|>If you're not part of the solution...<|eot|><|sost|>...try opening another .sln file in Visual Studio.<|eost|><|sor|>...you're part of the precipitate.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ov7ycs | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a script that removes duplicate verses/choruses from Cat Stevens songs.<|eot|><|sost|>It is based on the principle Don't Repeat Yusuf.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReneGOI | h78ni7u | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a script that removes duplicate verses/choruses from Cat Stevens songs.<|eot|><|sost|>It is based on the principle Don't Repeat Yusuf.<|eost|><|sor|>This is such a dad joke on so many levels<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SSBoe | h7a5flw | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a script that removes duplicate verses/choruses from Cat Stevens songs.<|eot|><|sost|>It is based on the principle Don't Repeat Yusuf.<|eost|><|sor|>Such a DRY joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | g1bb | dbllvo | <|soss|><|sot|>The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello world<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MitchsWorkReddit | f22rc2v | <|soss|><|sot|>The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello world<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I think autocomplete might work a bit better than autocorrect, but gave me a laugh regardless!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | callum_n66 | f24iopm | <|soss|><|sot|>The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello world<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I think autocomplete might work a bit better than autocorrect, but gave me a laugh regardless!<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe he wrote autocomplete first but it got autocorrected<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | g1bb | f24pxrr | <|soss|><|sot|>The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello world<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I think autocomplete might work a bit better than autocorrect, but gave me a laugh regardless!<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe he wrote autocomplete first but it got autocorrected<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah that's what it was!<|eoopr... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gosoccerboy5 | xgmvn1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Italians such bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Their code is always spaghetti.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | iosu3rt | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Italians such bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Their code is always spaghetti.<|eost|><|sor|>Their code is all copypasta.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | iosp07s | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Italians such bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Their code is always spaghetti.<|eost|><|sor|>But always properly al dented. https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/vthpjh/a\_coding\_style\_was\_implemented\_but\_his\_unreadable/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LoyalSage | iot2pv8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Italians such bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Their code is always spaghetti.<|eost|><|sor|>Because when you say, Can you try hitting the API, the entire team gets attacked by a swarm of aggravated [api](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ape#Italian).<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HallbjornK | iovc41b | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Italians such bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Their code is always spaghetti.<|eost|><|sor|>Their code is all copypasta.<|eor|><|sor|>Al dente copypasta<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | coconuts_and_lime | iotm4xs | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Italians such bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Their code is always spaghetti.<|eost|><|sor|>To be fair though, they do code the best spagetti<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jackinsomniac | iou1b6s | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Italians such bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Their code is always spaghetti.<|eost|><|sor|>How do Italians troubleshoot bugs?
They can't; they need their hands free for yelling at the computer.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Steffi128 | iotw9gj | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Italians such bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Their code is always spaghetti.<|eost|><|sor|>TIL I'm Italian.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | iotm6gu | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Italians such bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Their code is always spaghetti.<|eost|><|sor|>Mom's spaghetti<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sfled | xegzgr | <|soss|><|sot|>I told a dirty OOP joke at work, and I got fired.<|eot|><|sost|>People found it objectionable.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | iogtzwb | <|soss|><|sot|>I told a dirty OOP joke at work, and I got fired.<|eot|><|sost|>People found it objectionable.<|eost|><|sor|>They probably have an inherited bias.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jmaca90 | iohr917 | <|soss|><|sot|>I told a dirty OOP joke at work, and I got fired.<|eot|><|sost|>People found it objectionable.<|eost|><|sor|>Some people have no class<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | abd53 | iohe5ad | <|soss|><|sot|>I told a dirty OOP joke at work, and I got fired.<|eot|><|sost|>People found it objectionable.<|eost|><|sor|>They probably have an inherited bias.<|eor|><|sor|>Or maybe, just maybe, multiple inherited bias<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Siggi_pop | iohtv7s | <|soss|><|sot|>I told a dirty OOP joke at work, and I got fired.<|eot|><|sost|>People found it objectionable.<|eost|><|sor|>It'll be ok, just give it time and reflection.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | backend_geek | ioj061g | <|soss|><|sot|>I told a dirty OOP joke at work, and I got fired.<|eot|><|sost|>People found it objectionable.<|eost|><|sor|>That does seem like a non-*functional* organisation.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ZheleznyakV | o1yf66 | <|soss|><|sot|>Win 11 rumors<|eot|><|sost|>I don't understand what's all the racket about Win 11.
I saw it some time ago, by today's standards it spends very little of system resources. By the way, the full name was Win 3.11.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iStravinsky96 | h23lg0w | <|soss|><|sot|>Win 11 rumors<|eot|><|sost|>I don't understand what's all the racket about Win 11.
I saw it some time ago, by today's standards it spends very little of system resources. By the way, the full name was Win 3.11.<|eost|><|sor|>Here, take an orange arrow and a wholesome award. Now go the fuck away and leav... | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gmtime | h24acrq | <|soss|><|sot|>Win 11 rumors<|eot|><|sost|>I don't understand what's all the racket about Win 11.
I saw it some time ago, by today's standards it spends very little of system resources. By the way, the full name was Win 3.11.<|eost|><|sor|>Here, take an orange arrow and a wholesome award. Now go the fuck away and leav... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IBelieveAllTheThings | h24a8ja | <|soss|><|sot|>Win 11 rumors<|eot|><|sost|>I don't understand what's all the racket about Win 11.
I saw it some time ago, by today's standards it spends very little of system resources. By the way, the full name was Win 3.11.<|eost|><|sor|>Windows for Workgroups 3.11<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mountainpilot | h24wvv5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Win 11 rumors<|eot|><|sost|>I don't understand what's all the racket about Win 11.
I saw it some time ago, by today's standards it spends very little of system resources. By the way, the full name was Win 3.11.<|eost|><|sor|>Here, take an orange arrow and a wholesome award. Now go the fuck away and leav... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | snowbally19 | nspt5s | <|soss|><|sot|>There is a native american in our company who overreacts to bugs and errors<|eot|><|sost|>They call him react native<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gmtime | h0ossnq | <|soss|><|sot|>There is a native american in our company who overreacts to bugs and errors<|eot|><|sost|>They call him react native<|eost|><|sor|>But it's he a big indian or a little indian?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | presariohg | h0o7bis | <|soss|><|sot|>There is a native american in our company who overreacts to bugs and errors<|eot|><|sost|>They call him react native<|eost|><|sor|>You mean overreact native?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kopczak1995 | h0q89l9 | <|soss|><|sot|>There is a native american in our company who overreacts to bugs and errors<|eot|><|sost|>They call him react native<|eost|><|sor|>But it's he a big indian or a little indian?<|eor|><|sor|>You sir made this joke much better.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | N11Ordo | ereo7e | <|soss|><|sot|>What do demons who are into webdesign fear the most?<|eot|><|sost|>The DOMslayer<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dockingporpoise | ff38kxo | <|soss|><|sot|>What do demons who are into webdesign fear the most?<|eot|><|sost|>The DOMslayer<|eost|><|sor|>\*daemons<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dannypas00 | ff4ho11 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do demons who are into webdesign fear the most?<|eot|><|sost|>The DOMslayer<|eost|><|sor|>\*daemons<|eor|><|sor|>Was about to say<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheNosferatu | ff5oxpj | <|soss|><|sot|>What do demons who are into webdesign fear the most?<|eot|><|sost|>The DOMslayer<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>PHP is one of the demons.
Source: Am PHP programmer. Help me.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 10may | c16raj | <|soss|><|sot|>Create a non-empty array. Name it cherry. Remove the last item.<|eot|><|sost|>Congrats, you just popped cherry<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fekke | erbaeql | <|soss|><|sot|>Create a non-empty array. Name it cherry. Remove the last item.<|eot|><|sost|>Congrats, you just popped cherry<|eost|><|sor|>Sounds to me like you just cherry picking, but whatever.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FirkinHill | erbdqsb | <|soss|><|sot|>Create a non-empty array. Name it cherry. Remove the last item.<|eot|><|sost|>Congrats, you just popped cherry<|eost|><|sor|>Pop goes the......<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Muzer0 | aq7czn | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm a big proponent of pair programming<|eot|><|sost|>But those working on the mobile app prefer Apple programming.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | S3rgeus | egemhmd | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm a big proponent of pair programming<|eot|><|sost|>But those working on the mobile app prefer Apple programming.<|eost|><|sor|>Really paring it down to the bare essentials, huh?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Flamme2 | 8iw8jl | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/8ivk8h/i_lent_my_umbrella_to_a_hot_girl_yesterday/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | alficles | dyvbens | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/8ivk8h/i_lent_my_umbrella_to_a_hot_girl_yesterday/<|eol|><|sor|>I asked her if she could speak to deaf people and she said no. So I've actually made 2,147,483,647 people wet, cause she's unsigned. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AlFasGD | dyvmxj4 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/8ivk8h/i_lent_my_umbrella_to_a_hot_girl_yesterday/<|eol|><|sor|>I asked her if she could speak to deaf people and she said no. So I've actually made 2,147,483,647 people wet, cause she's unsigned. <|eor|><|sor|>That would be 4,294,967,295<... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DroppedLoSeR | dyv6ijo | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/8ivk8h/i_lent_my_umbrella_to_a_hot_girl_yesterday/<|eol|><|sor|>Overflowing with moisture.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | alficles | dyvobb1 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/8ivk8h/i_lent_my_umbrella_to_a_hot_girl_yesterday/<|eol|><|sor|>I asked her if she could speak to deaf people and she said no. So I've actually made 2,147,483,647 people wet, cause she's unsigned. <|eor|><|sor|>That would be 4,294,967,295<... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Targuinius | dywdj75 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/8ivk8h/i_lent_my_umbrella_to_a_hot_girl_yesterday/<|eol|><|sor|>I asked her if she could speak to deaf people and she said no. So I've actually made 2,147,483,647 people wet, cause she's unsigned. <|eor|><|sor|>That would be 4,294,967,295<... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | 133drb4 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a discontinued generation of Intel server CPUs?<|eot|><|sost|>Intel Xeoff.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Worried-Librarian-51 | jia4y6h | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a discontinued generation of Intel server CPUs?<|eot|><|sost|>Intel Xeoff.<|eost|><|sor|>Is that because AMD has Ryzen to the top?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Qookie-Monster | jiag1xc | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a discontinued generation of Intel server CPUs?<|eot|><|sost|>Intel Xeoff.<|eost|><|sor|>Is that because AMD has Ryzen to the top?<|eor|><|sor|>This thread just got ripped by AMD<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DOOManiac | jibzf0k | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a discontinued generation of Intel server CPUs?<|eot|><|sost|>Intel Xeoff.<|eost|><|sor|>Is that because AMD has Ryzen to the top?<|eor|><|sor|>This thread just got ripped by AMD<|eor|><|sor|>I give this thread zero inxenon force.<|eor|><|sor|>My jaw has dropped right out of socket.<|eor... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cptngeek | ji9w9ti | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a discontinued generation of Intel server CPUs?<|eot|><|sost|>Intel Xeoff.<|eost|><|sor|>Oof<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | centstwo | jiaxmgl | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a discontinued generation of Intel server CPUs?<|eot|><|sost|>Intel Xeoff.<|eost|><|sor|>Is that because AMD has Ryzen to the top?<|eor|><|sor|>This thread just got ripped by AMD<|eor|><|sor|>I give this thread zero inxenon force.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cootshk | 12lf6k3 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you know that someones insecure?<|eot|><|sost|>http://<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | philthechill | jg6d8ze | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you know that someones insecure?<|eot|><|sost|>http://<|eost|><|sor|>They dont validate their inputs<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroCatt | jg6hgu6 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you know that someones insecure?<|eot|><|sost|>http://<|eost|><|sor|>A green padlock doesn't show on their address<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Bridge4_Kal | jg6spwk | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you know that someones insecure?<|eot|><|sost|>http://<|eost|><|sor|>They dont validate their inputs<|eor|><|sor|>Some people just YOLO<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | yvw15k | <|soss|><|sot|>What did Obi-Wan say when git arrived on the scene and destroyed traditional version control overnight?<|eot|><|sost|>I felt a great disturbance in Perforce.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | thedeven | iwhr156 | <|soss|><|sot|>What did Obi-Wan say when git arrived on the scene and destroyed traditional version control overnight?<|eot|><|sost|>I felt a great disturbance in Perforce.<|eost|><|sor|>Begun, the Git Clone wars have<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 442031871 | iwiacia | <|soss|><|sot|>What did Obi-Wan say when git arrived on the scene and destroyed traditional version control overnight?<|eot|><|sost|>I felt a great disturbance in Perforce.<|eost|><|sor|>Begun, the Git Clone wars have<|eor|><|sor|>git push --force<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GrismundGames | iwilpju | <|soss|><|sot|>What did Obi-Wan say when git arrived on the scene and destroyed traditional version control overnight?<|eot|><|sost|>I felt a great disturbance in Perforce.<|eost|><|sor|>If the Rebels are found, they'll have to rebase.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MarquisDan | iwk5d8i | <|soss|><|sot|>What did Obi-Wan say when git arrived on the scene and destroyed traditional version control overnight?<|eot|><|sost|>I felt a great disturbance in Perforce.<|eost|><|sor|>Begun, the Git Clone wars have<|eor|><|sor|>git push --force<|eor|><|sor|>Tell us the location of the rebel git rebase<|eor|><|eoss|>... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jrib27 | iwgautq | <|soss|><|sot|>What did Obi-Wan say when git arrived on the scene and destroyed traditional version control overnight?<|eot|><|sost|>I felt a great disturbance in Perforce.<|eost|><|sor|>Lol, that's good.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | iwk7hdk | <|soss|><|sot|>What did Obi-Wan say when git arrived on the scene and destroyed traditional version control overnight?<|eot|><|sost|>I felt a great disturbance in Perforce.<|eost|><|sor|>If the Rebels are found, they'll have to rebase.<|eor|><|soopr|>When that happens, it will be a hoth mess.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftex... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Truck_Stop_Sushi | wseorg | <|soss|><|sot|>Yo mamma so fat..<|eot|><|sost|>When she walks in the server room, all the buffers overrun.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ikxo06g | <|soss|><|sot|>Yo mamma so fat..<|eot|><|sost|>When she walks in the server room, all the buffers overrun.<|eost|><|sor|>Yo mamma so fat, she's a Windows filesystem.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | metamago96 | ikycx6j | <|soss|><|sot|>Yo mamma so fat..<|eot|><|sost|>When she walks in the server room, all the buffers overrun.<|eost|><|sor|>Yo mamma so fat, there are no cookies left in your localStorage.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bundabrg | ikxorxu | <|soss|><|sot|>Yo mamma so fat..<|eot|><|sost|>When she walks in the server room, all the buffers overrun.<|eost|><|sor|>Yo mamma so fat, she's a Windows filesystem.<|eor|><|sor|>/r/FAT32PeopleHate<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | billbot4995 | ikyigw6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Yo mamma so fat..<|eot|><|sost|>When she walks in the server room, all the buffers overrun.<|eost|><|sor|>She brings a new meaning to "load balancing"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | iky8fjj | <|soss|><|sot|>Yo mamma so fat..<|eot|><|sost|>When she walks in the server room, all the buffers overrun.<|eost|><|sor|>When she walks in the server room, they all have to *serve her*.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iris-my-case | iky5tet | <|soss|><|sot|>Yo mamma so fat..<|eot|><|sost|>When she walks in the server room, all the buffers overrun.<|eost|><|sor|>Yo mamma so fat, she's a Windows filesystem.<|eor|><|sor|>/r/FAT32PeopleHate<|eor|><|sor|>I was kind of expecting a FAT joke tbh<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
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