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ProgrammerDadJokes | Codythensaguy | ikym7dw | <|soss|><|sot|>Yo mamma so fat..<|eot|><|sost|>When she walks in the server room, all the buffers overrun.<|eost|><|sor|>The recursive algorithm used to calculate her weight encountered a stack overflow<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | T351A | ikxpk8q | <|soss|><|sot|>Yo mamma so fat..<|eot|><|sost|>When she walks in the server room, all the buffers overrun.<|eost|><|sor|>Yo mamma so fat, she's a Windows filesystem.<|eor|><|sor|>/r/FAT32PeopleHate<|eor|><|sor|>Nice and subbed<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sneakpeekbot | ikxotav | <|soss|><|sot|>Yo mamma so fat..<|eot|><|sost|>When she walks in the server room, all the buffers overrun.<|eost|><|sor|>Yo mamma so fat, she's a Windows filesystem.<|eor|><|sor|>/r/FAT32PeopleHate<|eor|><|sor|>Here's a sneak peek of /r/FAT32peoplehate using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/FAT32peoplehate/top/?... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | autistic_bard444 | ikz8jaf | <|soss|><|sot|>Yo mamma so fat..<|eot|><|sost|>When she walks in the server room, all the buffers overrun.<|eost|><|sor|>Yo momma's so fat her scale used x64 extra long long numbers and it wasn't enough and the scale broke
Yo momma's so fat her mass Collapsed A black hole when she was in orbit
Yo momma's so fat the c... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | sg7xxp | <|soss|><|sot|>My biggest achievement was to count from 0 past INT64_MAX.<|eot|><|sost|>It's my maxnum opus.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HeyJamboJambo | huufwnf | <|soss|><|sot|>My biggest achievement was to count from 0 past INT64_MAX.<|eot|><|sost|>It's my maxnum opus.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm sure you're overflowed with exceptional pride<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | huv7l1z | <|soss|><|sot|>My biggest achievement was to count from 0 past INT64_MAX.<|eot|><|sost|>It's my maxnum opus.<|eost|><|sor|>Once the joke went past MAXINT, did you give yourself a -1 ?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fragglet | huutkb5 | <|soss|><|sot|>My biggest achievement was to count from 0 past INT64_MAX.<|eot|><|sost|>It's my maxnum opus.<|eost|><|sor|>You must be overflowing with pride.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kyay10 | hzkaax | <|soss|><|sot|>What exception happens when someone is way too cool?<|eot|><|sost|>A `SwagOverflowException`<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Delta-9- | fzjosq5 | <|soss|><|sot|>What exception happens when someone is way too cool?<|eot|><|sost|>A `SwagOverflowException`<|eost|><|sor|>When someone not cool enough asks them for a date:
TypeError: you ain't mine<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sirxir | fzkyysx | <|soss|><|sot|>What exception happens when someone is way too cool?<|eot|><|sost|>A `SwagOverflowException`<|eost|><|sor|>When someone not cool enough asks them for a date:
TypeError: you ain't mine<|eor|><|sor|>Error: askOutForDate() is not a function<|eor|><|sor|>That is because
`ValueError: self-esteem out o... | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cstmth | fzk0zcv | <|soss|><|sot|>What exception happens when someone is way too cool?<|eot|><|sost|>A `SwagOverflowException`<|eost|><|sor|>When someone not cool enough asks them for a date:
TypeError: you ain't mine<|eor|><|sor|>Error: askOutForDate() is not a function<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cstmth | fzli3w1 | <|soss|><|sot|>What exception happens when someone is way too cool?<|eot|><|sost|>A `SwagOverflowException`<|eost|><|sor|>When someone not cool enough asks them for a date:
TypeError: you ain't mine<|eor|><|sor|>Error: askOutForDate() is not a function<|eor|><|sor|>That is because
`ValueError: self-esteem out o... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheNosferatu | fzmirkj | <|soss|><|sot|>What exception happens when someone is way too cool?<|eot|><|sost|>A `SwagOverflowException`<|eost|><|sor|>When someone not cool enough asks them for a date:
TypeError: you ain't mine<|eor|><|sor|>Error: askOutForDate() is not a function<|eor|><|sor|>That is because
`ValueError: self-esteem out o... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HiddenLayer5 | avnwgv | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call the QA tester for the new Pokemon games?<|eot|><|sost|>A bug catcher.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lllama | ehh5m63 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call the QA tester for the new Pokemon games?<|eot|><|sost|>A bug catcher.<|eost|><|sor|>But they'll never catch them all. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | squeenie | ehgmq3v | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call the QA tester for the new Pokemon games?<|eot|><|sost|>A bug catcher.<|eost|><|sor|>I'll allow it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LID919 | ehh8k9p | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call the QA tester for the new Pokemon games?<|eot|><|sost|>A bug catcher.<|eost|><|sor|>You might have missed the opportunity to call him joey and let people figure it out from there :)<|eor|><|sor|>Joey is the name of the Rattata trainer, not the bug catchers.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | alakazamafoo | 86v3s6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why didnt the pointer go to prom?<|eot|><|sost|>She didnt have address.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AHungryFalcon | dw8s6mb | <|soss|><|sot|>Why didnt the pointer go to prom?<|eot|><|sost|>She didnt have address.<|eost|><|sor|>At first I was like, why would anyone need an address to go to prom? Then I realized a dress (took me way too long). Nice joke OP. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jbiserkov | dw9n17t | <|soss|><|sot|>Why didnt the pointer go to prom?<|eot|><|sost|>She didnt have address.<|eost|><|sor|>At first I was like, why would anyone need an address to go to prom? Then I realized a dress (took me way too long). Nice joke OP. <|eor|><|sor|>Indeed. Perhaps 'She didn't have address' would make this more understanda... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nrxus | 6kp90s | <|soss|><|sot|>I love the diversity in Indian Food<|eot|><|sost|>No two NaNs are ever the same. <|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nrxus | djnq43z | <|soss|><|sot|>I love the diversity in Indian Food<|eot|><|sost|>No two NaNs are ever the same. <|eost|><|soopr|>I could eat until there are naan left<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WikiTextBot | djnrl3i | <|soss|><|sot|>I love the diversity in Indian Food<|eot|><|sost|>No two NaNs are ever the same. <|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>**Currying**
In mathematics and computer science, currying is the technique of translating the evaluation of a function that takes multiple arguments (or a tuple of arguments) into eva... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | 10fz483 | <|soss|><|sot|>"Help, my flip-flop circuit has stopped working!"<|eot|><|sost|>"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"If it could do that, I wouldn't have asked for help!"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroCatt | j4zpm2m | <|soss|><|sot|>"Help, my flip-flop circuit has stopped working!"<|eot|><|sost|>"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"If it could do that, I wouldn't have asked for help!"<|eost|><|sor|>Have you tried resetting and setting again?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | j506faj | <|soss|><|sot|>"Help, my flip-flop circuit has stopped working!"<|eot|><|sost|>"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"If it could do that, I wouldn't have asked for help!"<|eost|><|sor|>Have you tried resetting and setting again?<|eor|><|soopr|>I get it. JK.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroCatt | j50ebzu | <|soss|><|sot|>"Help, my flip-flop circuit has stopped working!"<|eot|><|sost|>"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"If it could do that, I wouldn't have asked for help!"<|eost|><|sor|>Have you tried resetting and setting again?<|eor|><|soopr|>I get it. JK.<|eoopr|><|sor|>>JK
Nice<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | tv1a13 | <|soss|><|sot|>Our microservices suddenly deadlocked when they were migrated to servers in Scotland.<|eot|><|sost|>They were attacked by the Lock Mess Monster.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FriendlyDisorder | i396sav | <|soss|><|sot|>Our microservices suddenly deadlocked when they were migrated to servers in Scotland.<|eot|><|sost|>They were attacked by the Lock Mess Monster.<|eost|><|sor|>When your significant other broke up with you over this issue, they stopped talking and became a mute ex. Only partly joking; It was semi-for real... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | circuit10 | oegdm6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just thought of a really bad joke<|eot|><|sol|>/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/oe9wje/just_thought_of_a_really_bad_joke/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | h46bpsq | <|sols|><|sot|>Just thought of a really bad joke<|eot|><|sol|>/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/oe9wje/just_thought_of_a_really_bad_joke/<|eol|><|sor|>If you keep holding the sticks for a long time without throwing them, your dog will come back to see what's going on - watchdog timer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | turtlespy965 | jdu6c9 | <|soss|><|sot|>What does the Facebook CEO like to write with?<|eot|><|sost|>Markers.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ign1fy | g9am2t9 | <|soss|><|sot|>What does the Facebook CEO like to write with?<|eot|><|sost|>Markers.<|eost|><|sor|>That one Zucced.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | turtlespy965 | g9atpnl | <|soss|><|sot|>What does the Facebook CEO like to write with?<|eot|><|sost|>Markers.<|eost|><|sor|>That one Zucced.<|eor|><|soopr|>But if I made you cringe, I zucceeded!<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ign1fy | g9aufga | <|soss|><|sot|>What does the Facebook CEO like to write with?<|eot|><|sost|>Markers.<|eost|><|sor|>That one Zucced.<|eor|><|soopr|>But if I made you cringe, I zucceeded!<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yep. I bore the Mark of a Zuccer.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | g9angf4 | <|soss|><|sot|>What does the Facebook CEO like to write with?<|eot|><|sost|>Markers.<|eost|><|sor|>That one Zucced.<|eor|><|sor|>Tip of the zuckerberg<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | johnbr | 9or122 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rounding error<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/9oqwnj/a_farmer_had_98_sheep_when_he_rounded_them_up_he/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | prog_d0nkey | e7xq2vt | <|sols|><|sot|>Rounding error<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/9oqwnj/a_farmer_had_98_sheep_when_he_rounded_them_up_he/<|eol|><|sor|>FLOOR IT
oh whoops, all dead<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | wqkxxo | <|soss|><|sot|>I know a spell that gives the path of any executable.<|eot|><|sost|>It's `which` craft.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | ikn73uf | <|soss|><|sot|>I know a spell that gives the path of any executable.<|eot|><|sost|>It's `which` craft.<|eost|><|sor|>Doesn't Microsoft have where wolves?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | is-joke-or-is | w34smz | <|soss|><|sot|>why did google's autonomous vehicle project ultimately fail?<|eot|><|sost|>It wasn't "turning" complete.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Finisher999 | iguz4y5 | <|soss|><|sot|>why did google's autonomous vehicle project ultimately fail?<|eot|><|sost|>It wasn't "turning" complete.<|eost|><|sor|>They couldve put Waymo effort into it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Medical-Thanks-581 | igurww3 | <|soss|><|sot|>why did google's autonomous vehicle project ultimately fail?<|eot|><|sost|>It wasn't "turning" complete.<|eost|><|sor|> Cock and ball tourture<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | eine_gottheit | igvw4me | <|soss|><|sot|>why did google's autonomous vehicle project ultimately fail?<|eot|><|sost|>It wasn't "turning" complete.<|eost|><|sor|>They couldve put Waymo effort into it<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck you.
But also good one.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dylanc431 | igwtszy | <|soss|><|sot|>why did google's autonomous vehicle project ultimately fail?<|eot|><|sost|>It wasn't "turning" complete.<|eost|><|sor|>They couldve put Waymo effort into it<|eor|><|sor|>They had a Waze to go before completion<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | vmdohv | <|soss|><|sot|>During a lesson, the instructor caught a member trying to pass some static private data to a friend.<|eot|><|sost|>The in`struct`or said: "if you have something to share, share it with the rest of the `class`!"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | the_monkey_of_lies | ie17pra | <|soss|><|sot|>During a lesson, the instructor caught a member trying to pass some static private data to a friend.<|eot|><|sost|>The in`struct`or said: "if you have something to share, share it with the rest of the `class`!"<|eost|><|sor|>My hand is hovering over the "leave subreddit" button<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|... | 46 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RedYoke | ie2whum | <|soss|><|sot|>During a lesson, the instructor caught a member trying to pass some static private data to a friend.<|eot|><|sost|>The in`struct`or said: "if you have something to share, share it with the rest of the `class`!"<|eost|><|sor|>My hand is hovering over the "leave subreddit" button<|eor|><|sor|>Mission accom... | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | ie4or0p | <|soss|><|sot|>During a lesson, the instructor caught a member trying to pass some static private data to a friend.<|eot|><|sost|>The in`struct`or said: "if you have something to share, share it with the rest of the `class`!"<|eost|><|sor|>My hand is hovering over the "leave subreddit" button<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get w... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | tnkjb3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which operating system do they use on the Moon?<|eot|><|sost|>Lunix.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheLastCakeIsaLie | i2246id | <|soss|><|sot|>Which operating system do they use on the Moon?<|eot|><|sost|>Lunix.<|eost|><|sor|>Certanly not windows...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheLastCakeIsaLie | i22j7bq | <|soss|><|sot|>Which operating system do they use on the Moon?<|eot|><|sost|>Lunix.<|eost|><|sor|>Certanly not windows...<|eor|><|sor|>Get it? Becase windows on the moon couldnt be opened anyways.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WilkerS1 | i22quh9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which operating system do they use on the Moon?<|eot|><|sost|>Lunix.<|eost|><|sor|>Which do they use in Egypt?
Nilux<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bahweepgranah | i22luu7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which operating system do they use on the Moon?<|eot|><|sost|>Lunix.<|eost|><|sor|>What operating system do they use in the barrio?
HueveOS<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | antesignanus | i24lgtk | <|soss|><|sot|>Which operating system do they use on the Moon?<|eot|><|sost|>Lunix.<|eost|><|sor|>What OS to they use on the sun? Solaris<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheAwesome98_Real | i226qz7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which operating system do they use on the Moon?<|eot|><|sost|>Lunix.<|eost|><|sor|>Which operating system do they use to see outside?<|eor|><|sor|>macOS X<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroCatt | i224df3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which operating system do they use on the Moon?<|eot|><|sost|>Lunix.<|eost|><|sor|>Which operating system do they use to see outside?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroCatt | i226yy1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which operating system do they use on the Moon?<|eot|><|sost|>Lunix.<|eost|><|sor|>Which operating system do they use to see outside?<|eor|><|sor|>macOS X<|eor|><|sor|>Wrong. You don't need an operating system to look out a window.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheNosferatu | i23uzyp | <|soss|><|sot|>Which operating system do they use on the Moon?<|eot|><|sost|>Lunix.<|eost|><|sor|>Which operating system do they use to see outside?<|eor|><|sor|>macOS X<|eor|><|sor|>Wrong. You don't need an operating system to look out a window.<|eor|><|sor|>maybe on the moon you do. have you been to the moon? didnt t... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sh1ttyScience | i2497gn | <|soss|><|sot|>Which operating system do they use on the Moon?<|eot|><|sost|>Lunix.<|eost|><|sor|>Probably written in Lua.<|eor|><|sor|>You would think so, but it's actually [6502 assembler](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LUnix).<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SL5R0 | p3tfq0 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm trying to write a joke about eventual consistency.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm sure the punchline will come to me later.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CultureTX | h8uzjrs | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm trying to write a joke about eventual consistency.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm sure the punchline will come to me later.<|eost|><|sor|>All in due time.<|eor|><|sor|>All in queue time.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DaddyDadeMurphy | h8ujbxa | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm trying to write a joke about eventual consistency.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm sure the punchline will come to me later.<|eost|><|sor|>All in due time.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WhatIsAJava | nf07v0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Docker?<|eot|><|sost|>I barely know her<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | King_Bonio | gyjmmeu | <|soss|><|sot|>Docker?<|eot|><|sost|>I barely know her<|eost|><|sor|>Container? She's free to go as she pleases.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rigglesbee | gyk824d | <|soss|><|sot|>Docker?<|eot|><|sost|>I barely know her<|eost|><|sor|>Container? She's free to go as she pleases.<|eor|><|sor|>Kubernetes? I've never even seen her netes.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | gylh1wz | <|soss|><|sot|>Docker?<|eot|><|sost|>I barely know her<|eost|><|sor|>Container? She's free to go as she pleases.<|eor|><|sor|>Kubernetes? I've never even seen her netes.<|eor|><|sor|>Can you explain this one?<|eor|><|sor|>It's a play off a longstanding (like since Vaudeville) snowclone. The format is:
<verb>-er? I ... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xaranetic | gylex4z | <|soss|><|sot|>Docker?<|eot|><|sost|>I barely know her<|eost|><|sor|>Programmer? I've been trying my best.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | djk0sw | <|soss|><|sot|>What gets metabolized slower than vitamin C?<|eot|><|sost|>Vitamin Java.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ForeverGrumpy | f45tzlg | <|soss|><|sot|>What gets metabolized slower than vitamin C?<|eot|><|sost|>Vitamin Java.<|eost|><|sor|>Vitamin Python<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lightmatter501 | f46849z | <|soss|><|sot|>What gets metabolized slower than vitamin C?<|eot|><|sost|>Vitamin Java.<|eost|><|sor|>Vitamin Python<|eor|><|sor|>python -m compile
Fixed a lot of speed problems<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gabboman | f45rtl3 | <|soss|><|sot|>What gets metabolized slower than vitamin C?<|eot|><|sost|>Vitamin Java.<|eost|><|sor|>/r/tihi<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | disgr4ce | ack2ux | <|sols|><|sot|>I've got an RS-485 cereal connection<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/oIFzW8h<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mjDisappointment | ed93yuc | <|sols|><|sot|>I've got an RS-485 cereal connection<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/oIFzW8h<|eol|><|sor|>Told my dad this joke just now (we are both programmers) and we laughed our socks off! <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iamsooldithurts | 8vkkwn | <|sols|><|sot|>This be-logs here<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/8visf6/how_long_have_you_been_chopping_wood_for/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | OrangeQuagsire | 7jcqkf | <|soss|><|sot|>As a college student<|eot|><|sost|>Php has more dollars than I do<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SandyDelights | dr5whq1 | <|soss|><|sot|>As a college student<|eot|><|sost|>Php has more dollars than I do<|eost|><|sor|> I think that makes this a pretty poor joke. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kamikamikami | dr6540m | <|soss|><|sot|>As a college student<|eot|><|sost|>Php has more dollars than I do<|eost|><|sor|> I think that makes this a pretty poor joke. <|eor|><|sor|>But PHP a rich language!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | code-panda | dr6j9e8 | <|soss|><|sot|>As a college student<|eot|><|sost|>Php has more dollars than I do<|eost|><|sor|>As a European, PHP has more dollars than I do<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chummer7 | 5e71yu | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the best candy to eat when working with abstract data types?<|eot|><|sost|>Push Pops!<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoogleIsYourFrenemy | daafqmi | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the best candy to eat when working with abstract data types?<|eot|><|sost|>Push Pops!<|eost|><|sor|>We told management we needed Push-Pops but they bought Ring-Pops instead and we are loosing entries.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | aleksandir | daabhvd | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the best candy to eat when working with abstract data types?<|eot|><|sost|>Push Pops!<|eost|><|sor|>TIL ice cream is candy<|eor|><|sor|>[Push Pops](http://i.imgur.com/dpKBjAV.png) vs. [Pop Ups](http://i.imgur.com/uKbISFd.png) & [Push Ups](http://i.imgur.com/U8HbYSP.png).<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|... | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | maffoobristol | daaooih | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the best candy to eat when working with abstract data types?<|eot|><|sost|>Push Pops!<|eost|><|sor|>TIL ice cream is candy<|eor|><|sor|>[Push Pops](http://i.imgur.com/dpKBjAV.png) vs. [Pop Ups](http://i.imgur.com/uKbISFd.png) & [Push Ups](http://i.imgur.com/U8HbYSP.png).<|eor|><|sor|>vs. [Pull Ups... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Shrek_Wins | daa9s4u | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the best candy to eat when working with abstract data types?<|eot|><|sost|>Push Pops!<|eost|><|sor|>TIL ice cream is candy<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BromeyerofSolairina | danoufc | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the best candy to eat when working with abstract data types?<|eot|><|sost|>Push Pops!<|eost|><|sor|>I prefer the generic ones, they're cheaper in Java.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | canyuse | 128yrxh | <|soss|><|sot|>Turns out they are going to release MacOS for small form ARM devices<|eot|><|sost|>They are going to call it the ApplePi<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WRWhizard | jel5mhr | <|soss|><|sot|>Turns out they are going to release MacOS for small form ARM devices<|eot|><|sost|>They are going to call it the ApplePi<|eost|><|sor|>First of these I liked!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | y6k4r2 | <|soss|><|sot|>I find generators annoying.<|eot|><|sost|>They make me very iterable.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Siggi_pop | ispxewl | <|soss|><|sot|>I find generators annoying.<|eot|><|sost|>They make me very iterable.<|eost|><|sor|>...for enumerable reasons<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | ispy7v8 | <|soss|><|sot|>I find generators annoying.<|eot|><|sost|>They make me very iterable.<|eost|><|sor|>How American do you have to be to pronounce "iterable" as "irritable"? I can't even try (unless it's not meant to be pronounced that way, if so I'm confused)<|eor|><|soopr|>It doesn't have anything to do with being Americ... | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | isrg5hm | <|soss|><|sot|>I find generators annoying.<|eot|><|sost|>They make me very iterable.<|eost|><|sor|>How American do you have to be to pronounce "iterable" as "irritable"? I can't even try (unless it's not meant to be pronounced that way, if so I'm confused)<|eor|><|sor|>Wtf does this have to do with being American?<|eor... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SilentFoxScream | ispy22v | <|soss|><|sot|>I find generators annoying.<|eot|><|sost|>They make me very iterable.<|eost|><|sor|>How American do you have to be to pronounce "iterable" as "irritable"? I can't even try (unless it's not meant to be pronounced that way, if so I'm confused)<|eor|><|sor|>It's the type of pun where the consonants are swap... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ULTRA_TLC | isrlesl | <|soss|><|sot|>I find generators annoying.<|eot|><|sost|>They make me very iterable.<|eost|><|sor|>How American do you have to be to pronounce "iterable" as "irritable"? I can't even try (unless it's not meant to be pronounced that way, if so I'm confused)<|eor|><|soopr|>It doesn't have anything to do with being Americ... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | isrqlhh | <|soss|><|sot|>I find generators annoying.<|eot|><|sost|>They make me very iterable.<|eost|><|sor|>How American do you have to be to pronounce "iterable" as "irritable"? I can't even try (unless it's not meant to be pronounced that way, if so I'm confused)<|eor|><|soopr|>It doesn't have anything to do with being Americ... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | isrsnit | <|soss|><|sot|>I find generators annoying.<|eot|><|sost|>They make me very iterable.<|eost|><|sor|>How American do you have to be to pronounce "iterable" as "irritable"? I can't even try (unless it's not meant to be pronounced that way, if so I'm confused)<|eor|><|sor|>Wtf does this have to do with being American?<|eor... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | u0ue0m | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Valley Girls programs always have an odd number of lines?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they literally can't even.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | i4983v8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Valley Girls programs always have an odd number of lines?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they literally can't even.<|eost|><|sor|>And those lines always goes up at the end.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LeJoker | i4bf4ys | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Valley Girls programs always have an odd number of lines?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they literally can't even.<|eost|><|sor|>Missed your shot at Silicon Valley Girls.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | aj-ric | pw3ydm | <|soss|><|sot|>What does my coworker have in common with a Jedi master?<|eot|><|sost|>When there is a conflict, they force push.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
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