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programmerhumor | Kwarter | ijpn5yi | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have a Slack channel called `#outages` but we had to abandon it in very short order because random L1s and pre-sales folks were posting there every time they typed their password wrong.
I have a ticket in the backlog to create a channel called `#outage-war-room`, whose sole occupant is a bot, whose sole job is to open it up when there's a declared outage. There are more practical approaches, but I really want to hear someone say "open the war room."<|eor|><|sor|>Gentlemen, no fighting in the war room.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,146 |
programmerhumor | abd53 | ijpg7dg | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've never met this phone in my life<|eor|><|sor|>"Hello! Hello! Can anyone hear me? I bought this thing called Phone. It's supposed to let me talk to some people. I don't get how it works. Any help?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 973 |
programmerhumor | Surlix | ijppqko | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This doesn't bode well if:
* Team exists since 2018
* You were added now<|eor|><|sor|>Welp weve tried literally everything for four years and nothings worked. Lets add u/cleveleys, it cant get any worse <|eor|><|sor|>Basically what happened to me last year.
Me: I finished what I was supposed to do. IT works great. Do you anything else for me work on?
My supervisor: Not really, you can ask, XXX (the senior dev), he might have something.
I ask the senior dev.
The senior dev: I've heard you are smart. Can you solve this?
Send me a file with a bug. I work on it for 3 hours until the end of the day.
I tell the senior dev. I couldn't solve it yet, I'll try to figure it out tomorrow.
Senior dev: Don't worry about it, we've had this bug for 7 years now.
Me: Wtf?<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes a different set of eyes sees other things and solutions.
If they didn't have anything else for you to do, it could still be possible that you found a solution or idea to pursue further.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 903 |
programmerhumor | GregTheMad | ijplz84 | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Click "appear offline" immediately<|eor|><|sor|>Show dominance by leaving the group<|eor|><|sor|>Edit the name to IT to end the crisis<|eor|><|sor|>Found the Senior Dev.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 756 |
programmerhumor | precsenz | ijp8vm2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Leave it. Leave it now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 616 |
programmerhumor | Jertimmer | ijpc229 | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>New phone, who dis?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 598 |
programmerhumor | New_usernames_r_hard | ijproqn | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This doesn't bode well if:
* Team exists since 2018
* You were added now<|eor|><|sor|>Welp weve tried literally everything for four years and nothings worked. Lets add u/cleveleys, it cant get any worse <|eor|><|sor|>Basically what happened to me last year.
Me: I finished what I was supposed to do. IT works great. Do you anything else for me work on?
My supervisor: Not really, you can ask, XXX (the senior dev), he might have something.
I ask the senior dev.
The senior dev: I've heard you are smart. Can you solve this?
Send me a file with a bug. I work on it for 3 hours until the end of the day.
I tell the senior dev. I couldn't solve it yet, I'll try to figure it out tomorrow.
Senior dev: Don't worry about it, we've had this bug for 7 years now.
Me: Wtf?<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes a different set of eyes sees other things and solutions.
If they didn't have anything else for you to do, it could still be possible that you found a solution or idea to pursue further.<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds ideal. A bit of downtime to dig around in an old bug. If you cant find it, no big deal as it is unsolved for so long. So basically bug hunt with no deliverable.
If you do find it, win the adoration and respect of the team for 1 minute and 30 seconds in your morning update in stand-up.
Its win-win bby.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 579 |
programmerhumor | TwoTrainss | ijpl9pk | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've never met this phone in my life<|eor|><|sor|>"Hello! Hello! Can anyone hear me? I bought this thing called Phone. It's supposed to let me talk to some people. I don't get how it works. Any help?"<|eor|><|sor|>Where does the Ethernet go? I qualified in the 80s. - I dont understand these new fangled things <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 399 |
programmerhumor | diogofmarques | ijpfsio | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not to be confused with the, way scarier, IT Meltdown channel. Engage safety squint, double rubber and put mom on speed dial. Good luck<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 367 |
programmerhumor | rishmusic | ijps9tw | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Was working in devops at deloitte, and was called up at 4 am during my vacation to join a team when some servers went down. Instead of giving me a - hey we tried x,y,z.... and couldn't figure out this piece. Or we have ruled out x but need your help figuring out what happened.
They called me with 0 debugging and told me "servers are down" we need your help. It took me 5 minutes to figure out that 2 people who reported the issue were not on VPN.
I've left deloitte now but still have that nightmare.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 329 |
programmerhumor | anon3674 | ijphzo5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Leave it. Leave it now.<|eor|><|sor|>The group or IT?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
programmerhumor | james_hamilton1234 | ijpduqt | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Boss music starts playing in the background*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | FiveYearsAgoOnReddit | 7n74m8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54,156 |
programmerhumor | nuclearslug | drzkyts | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>While you're at it, can you pop up a window and have it scroll through a few thousand lines of random code?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11,818 |
programmerhumor | FiveYearsAgoOnReddit | drzmc96 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>While you're at it, can you pop up a window and have it scroll through a few thousand lines of random code?<|eor|><|soopr|>Will do. How about some vector animations laid over the faces, would that be good?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,850 |
programmerhumor | Lessiarty | drzn28x | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>While you're at it, can you pop up a window and have it scroll through a few thousand lines of random code?<|eor|><|soopr|>Will do. How about some vector animations laid over the faces, would that be good?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Can we get at least one progress bar, ideally not connected to any kind of progress?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,978 |
programmerhumor | FiveYearsAgoOnReddit | drznq15 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>While you're at it, can you pop up a window and have it scroll through a few thousand lines of random code?<|eor|><|soopr|>Will do. How about some vector animations laid over the faces, would that be good?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Can we get at least one progress bar, ideally not connected to any kind of progress?<|eor|><|soopr|>We'll make it a progress *radar sweep* which just goes around and around.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,257 |
programmerhumor | splettnet | drzmlds | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd like to report a bug. I ran your software and received a match almost instantaneously. It did not appear to be cycling through anything at all. Please advise.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,089 |
programmerhumor | FiveYearsAgoOnReddit | drzmnq6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd like to report a bug. I ran your software and received a match almost instantaneously. It did not appear to be cycling through anything at all. Please advise.<|eor|><|soopr|>This will be fixed in version 1.02b. Even if it finds a match straight away, it will do the slideshow for at least a minute and make some beeping noises. It might delay law enforcement from catching some murderers but hey.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,224 |
programmerhumor | IllHeir | drzmczz | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>Also, if there is a photo and the picture is not clear, saying ENHANCE should make that pixelated bitch so clear that you can see every single pore on their face. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,530 |
programmerhumor | FiveYearsAgoOnReddit | drzmdvt | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>Also, if there is a photo and the picture is not clear, saying ENHANCE should make that pixelated bitch so clear that you can see every single pore on their face. <|eor|><|soopr|>No problem. And if the 2-D photo was taken from the wrong angle, we'll just rotate it.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,371 |
programmerhumor | poopellar | drzq1c1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd like to report a bug. I ran your software and received a match almost instantaneously. It did not appear to be cycling through anything at all. Please advise.<|eor|><|soopr|>This will be fixed in version 1.02b. Even if it finds a match straight away, it will do the slideshow for at least a minute and make some beeping noises. It might delay law enforcement from catching some murderers but hey.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I have also noticed that there is no possibility of receiving an ACCESS DENIED warning that would fill up the whole screen in a bright red font . Don't know why it would be needed but it just doesn't feel right without it. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,233 |
programmerhumor | mattmu13 | drzpmiv | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>I built a brute-force hash cracking program at a place I used to work that opened up an offline file from the client, took some configuration options and then worked through all the possibilities.
It was more of a "I wonder if I could" moment to see what would happen and how long it would take rather than needing to do it for work.
It was pretty fast but looked really boring so I included an option to have the hashes and guesses flash up on the screen to make it look like the films.
Looked much nicer but slowed the whole thing way down.
Edit: I know there are lots of ways to speed it up, like separating threads and only showing n^th guesses. I could have even updated it for parallel computing but there was no point as it was made as a testbed and replaced with an alternate method a couple of days later. Thank you for taking an interest though and providing ideas on how to improve the concept.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,164 |
programmerhumor | FountainsOfFluids | drzq6eh | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>While you're at it, can you pop up a window and have it scroll through a few thousand lines of random code?<|eor|><|soopr|>Will do. How about some vector animations laid over the faces, would that be good?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Can we get at least one progress bar, ideally not connected to any kind of progress?<|eor|><|soopr|>We'll make it a progress *radar sweep* which just goes around and around.<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Dear god, the beeps and boops. Even non-programmers people should realize how quickly that would drive a person insane. Yet there it is, in every show.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,151 |
programmerhumor | thinkaboutitthough | drzsj3b | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>>Programmer: No that's stupid we're not doing that.
Programmer IRL: Umm...are you sure about this part? Maybe it would be better if... no? Okay, I'll build the face thing (dies a little more inside)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,062 |
programmerhumor | Colopty | drzstwp | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>While you're at it, can you pop up a window and have it scroll through a few thousand lines of random code?<|eor|><|soopr|>Will do. How about some vector animations laid over the faces, would that be good?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Can we get at least one progress bar, ideally not connected to any kind of progress?<|eor|><|soopr|>We'll make it a progress *radar sweep* which just goes around and around.<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Dear god, the beeps and boops. Even non-programmers people should realize how quickly that would drive a person insane. Yet there it is, in every show.<|eor|><|sor|>Now we just need a show where the beeps and boops are actual audio clips of the programmer saying beep and boop.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 798 |
programmerhumor | FiveYearsAgoOnReddit | drzmbhi | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>It's not like the CPU is doing much at that point.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 620 |
programmerhumor | imapirateking | drztfgf | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>While you're at it, can you pop up a window and have it scroll through a few thousand lines of random code?<|eor|><|soopr|>Will do. How about some vector animations laid over the faces, would that be good?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Can we get at least one progress bar, ideally not connected to any kind of progress?<|eor|><|soopr|>We'll make it a progress *radar sweep* which just goes around and around.<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Dear god, the beeps and boops. Even non-programmers people should realize how quickly that would drive a person insane. Yet there it is, in every show.<|eor|><|sor|>Now we just need a show where the beeps and boops are actual audio clips of the programmer saying beep and boop.<|eor|><|sor|>Between the 3rd boop and 4th beep you can hear the programmer sigh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 538 |
programmerhumor | Colopty | drzttnt | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Will do. How about some vector animations laid over the faces, would that be good?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Can we get at least one progress bar, ideally not connected to any kind of progress?<|eor|><|soopr|>We'll make it a progress *radar sweep* which just goes around and around.<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Dear god, the beeps and boops. Even non-programmers people should realize how quickly that would drive a person insane. Yet there it is, in every show.<|eor|><|sor|>Now we just need a show where the beeps and boops are actual audio clips of the programmer saying beep and boop.<|eor|><|sor|>Between the 3rd boop and 4th beep you can hear the programmer sigh<|eor|><|sor|>About seven minutes in you can hear "I went to MIT for this".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 519 |
programmerhumor | K3R3G3 | drzpatt | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>While you're at it, can you pop up a window and have it scroll through a few thousand lines of random code?<|eor|><|sor|>Project Manager: "And there needs to be lots of *beep-boop* sound effects so they know it's working."
Programmer: "Doesn't the display of faces and code let them know it's working?"
Project Manager: "Not always."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 478 |
programmerhumor | IllHeir | drzmht5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>Also, if there is a photo and the picture is not clear, saying ENHANCE should make that pixelated bitch so clear that you can see every single pore on their face. <|eor|><|soopr|>No problem. And if the 2-D photo was taken from the wrong angle, we'll just rotate it.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I see that you are also a smart, successful Project Manager<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 450 |
programmerhumor | blancoaryan | 10bsrk2 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54,068 |
programmerhumor | dert-man | j4bw5il | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Remove the \\* in the first and the *\ in the last line of your code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,852 |
programmerhumor | blancoaryan | j4byd34 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Remove the \\* in the first and the *\ in the last line of your code.<|eor|><|soopr|>thanks for the roast, I deserved it.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,458 |
programmerhumor | Straight-Bug-8563 | j4c1n1f | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait people actually just write hundreds of lines of code without running it hundreds of times before hand?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,398 |
programmerhumor | law_a | j4c070z | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then you realise that you forgot merge and is not your code working.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,249 |
programmerhumor | UkrUkrUkr | j4bvlt6 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's easy. After you get the bare minimum of practice and if you use some modern IDE, your code will start being syntaxly correct.
But logically it will stay at the same shit level as before, alas.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,047 |
programmerhumor | aasdfhdjkkl | j4caxcn | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Remove the \\* in the first and the *\ in the last line of your code.<|eor|><|soopr|>thanks for the roast, I deserved it.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Idk why this showed up on my home page when I know next to nothing about programming, but can I get an explanation?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 631 |
programmerhumor | paleblueyedot | j4bvqtk | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes, but have you prayed to the Runtime Error Gods?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 545 |
programmerhumor | abcd_z | j4cf55i | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait people actually just write hundreds of lines of code without running it hundreds of times before hand?<|eor|><|sor|>Look, it's gonna error out *somewhere*. I know this, I expect it. What I'm doing is just getting the logic and structure out of the way. Then, when I *do* run it, I can fix the errors sequentially.
The one time it ran correctly, first try, I later realized it hadn't even touched the actual work it was supposed to do.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 418 |
programmerhumor | KSRandom195 | j4c1wjn | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Without errors is not without bugs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 345 |
programmerhumor | blancoaryan | j4ccohq | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Remove the \\* in the first and the *\ in the last line of your code.<|eor|><|soopr|>thanks for the roast, I deserved it.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Idk why this showed up on my home page when I know next to nothing about programming, but can I get an explanation?<|eor|><|soopr|>"You're stranded in a desert, very thirsty, and you see an Oasis with beautiful women ready to serve you wine and grapes.
You yearn for it so much that you run towards the oasis, and when you reach there, boom, its nothing, it was just an illusion and suddenly you realise, you're alone again, all but Stranded."
......is what this means.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 345 |
programmerhumor | Drakath2812 | j4cggcb | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then you realise that you forgot merge and is not your code working.<|eor|><|sor|>I felt this in my bones. The utter feeling of self betrayal.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 281 |
programmerhumor | Time_Terminal | j4dob8w | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Remove the \\* in the first and the *\ in the last line of your code.<|eor|><|soopr|>thanks for the roast, I deserved it.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Idk why this showed up on my home page when I know next to nothing about programming, but can I get an explanation?<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I thought something similar
*1999 lines of comment
Print("Hello World")<|eor|><|sor|>```Traceback (most recent call last):
File "<string>", line 1, in <module>
NameError: name 'Print' is not defined. Did you mean: 'print'?```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 277 |
programmerhumor | nick99990 | j4czw6g | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Remove the \\* in the first and the *\ in the last line of your code.<|eor|><|soopr|>thanks for the roast, I deserved it.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Idk why this showed up on my home page when I know next to nothing about programming, but can I get an explanation?<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I thought something similar
*1999 lines of comment
Print("Hello World")<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | UkrUkrUkr | j4c2vlp | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's easy. After you get the bare minimum of practice and if you use some modern IDE, your code will start being syntaxly correct.
But logically it will stay at the same shit level as before, alas.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean yeah but 2k lines is a bit much don't you think?<|eor|><|sor|>Are you provoking me?
1. printf("1");.
2. printf("2");
...
2K. printf ("2000");
:)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | ZapateriaLaBailarina | j4cqxje | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait people actually just write hundreds of lines of code without running it hundreds of times before hand?<|eor|><|sor|>TDD folks are literally shaking rn<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 260 |
programmerhumor | ian-codes-stuff | j4c2hcf | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's easy. After you get the bare minimum of practice and if you use some modern IDE, your code will start being syntaxly correct.
But logically it will stay at the same shit level as before, alas.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean yeah but 2k lines is a bit much don't you think?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
programmerhumor | zjm555 | j4c2o00 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one who gets extremely nervous when it compiles with no errors the first time? I assume I fucked up the build or something.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 203 |
programmerhumor | Dworgi | j4cfrm0 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait people actually just write hundreds of lines of code without running it hundreds of times before hand?<|eor|><|sor|>Look, it's gonna error out *somewhere*. I know this, I expect it. What I'm doing is just getting the logic and structure out of the way. Then, when I *do* run it, I can fix the errors sequentially.
The one time it ran correctly, first try, I later realized it hadn't even touched the actual work it was supposed to do.<|eor|><|sor|>I find it's a lot easier to work on little bits at a time, test that it works and then fix those bits before writing something that I may need to rework.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
programmerhumor | SzBeni2003 | j4c4na9 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's easy. After you get the bare minimum of practice and if you use some modern IDE, your code will start being syntaxly correct.
But logically it will stay at the same shit level as before, alas.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean yeah but 2k lines is a bit much don't you think?<|eor|><|sor|>Are you provoking me?
1. printf("1");.
2. printf("2");
...
2K. printf ("2000");
:)<|eor|><|sor|>You missed #include<stdio.h><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | isUsername | 9pp9hj | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54,055 |
programmerhumor | soulruler | e83gdf3 | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>The newsletter request annoys me the most. When and how was it decided that everyone who visits a website should sign up for one?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,802 |
programmerhumor | aquapendulum2 | e83qlpw | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Don't forget to tell the users about your MoBiLe ApP!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,291 |
programmerhumor | Tothoro | e83guyb | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>The newsletter request annoys me the most. When and how was it decided that everyone who visits a website should sign up for one?<|eor|><|sor|>I hate how buying something automatically subscribes me to a newsletter. I supported something on Indiegogo for the first time this week and received five emails from them (Indiegogo, not the campaign I backed) in three days.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,244 |
programmerhumor | MisterBanzai | e83ib9e | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>These adblocker extensions need to develop modal blocking next.
edit:
if ($(this).hasClass('modal')) {
$(this).css('display', 'none');
}
second edit:
A lot of people are taking this terrible if statement seriously. I get it, guys, this is terrible code and wouldn't work. I do this for a living too. This isn't production code, and it's a joke. I know that not every modal needs to be blocked, and they don't all have class "modal". Thank you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,131 |
programmerhumor | gcampos | e83db3l | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Time for a web renaissance<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,015 |
programmerhumor | LittleBigKid2000 | e83lx8y | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>`Did you found what you was looking for?`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 957 |
programmerhumor | accountability_bot | e83notz | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Bullshit.
With all that 20mb of javascript frameworks running in the background these animations would never be this smooth.<|eor|><|sor|>20MB of JS... 2GB of ram fully rendered. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 828 |
programmerhumor | Dantaro | e83mhok | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>These adblocker extensions need to develop modal blocking next.
edit:
if ($(this).hasClass('modal')) {
$(this).css('display', 'none');
}
second edit:
A lot of people are taking this terrible if statement seriously. I get it, guys, this is terrible code and wouldn't work. I do this for a living too. This isn't production code, and it's a joke. I know that not every modal needs to be blocked, and they don't all have class "modal". Thank you.<|eor|><|sor|>Unfortunately, modals have very real uses outside of "Are you using adblocker?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 668 |
programmerhumor | paperock | e83l3tr | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>The newsletter request annoys me the most. When and how was it decided that everyone who visits a website should sign up for one?<|eor|><|sor|>I hate how buying something automatically subscribes me to a newsletter. I supported something on Indiegogo for the first time this week and received five emails from them (Indiegogo, not the campaign I backed) in three days.<|eor|><|sor|>I just report those as spam on Gmail, along with those that ask you to *log in* just to unsubscribe. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 530 |
programmerhumor | cowbell_solo | e83imo4 | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>The implementation of the GDPR just added to this. I applaud the spirit of it, but really the only result is one more guaranteed popup on every site. No one reads that, its just another thing in the way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 510 |
programmerhumor | zeromadcowz | e83r5kj | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The best part is the
<!-- yes, I know...wanna fight about it? -->
<script async="" src="//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js"></script>
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 402 |
programmerhumor | King_Joffreys_Tits | e83r1dw | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>The newsletter request annoys me the most. When and how was it decided that everyone who visits a website should sign up for one?<|eor|><|sor|>I hate how buying something automatically subscribes me to a newsletter. I supported something on Indiegogo for the first time this week and received five emails from them (Indiegogo, not the campaign I backed) in three days.<|eor|><|sor|>I just report those as spam on Gmail, along with those that ask you to *log in* just to unsubscribe. <|eor|><|sor|>Which is also illegal Ill add, a user has to be able to click an unsubscribe link and be able to unsubscribe on that page without being redirected again or asked to log in<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 367 |
programmerhumor | JasonCox | e83qdyf | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Bullshit.
With all that 20mb of javascript frameworks running in the background these animations would never be this smooth.<|eor|><|sor|>20MB of JS... 2GB of ram fully rendered. <|eor|><|sor|>Cant take up 2GB of RAM if Chrome crashes first!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 301 |
programmerhumor | iamharryvirus | ia1jvc | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53,996 |
programmerhumor | dustmouse | g1j8ktj | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Keep at it and someday you will achieve the much coveted TODO app.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,656 |
programmerhumor | Blau- | g1j7gu2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel attacked with Untitled Project<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,166 |
programmerhumor | koncqwense | g1jc3vm | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel attacked with Untitled Project<|eor|><|sor|>0 bugs, 0 security flaws, 0 memory usage - its one hell of a program.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 833 |
programmerhumor | GamingTheSystem-01 | g1jhqkn | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just wait until "Untitled Project - Copy" comes out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 612 |
programmerhumor | Yindoom | g1jdut0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Keep at it and someday you will achieve the much coveted TODO app.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't call me out like this I don't know what else to make<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 465 |
programmerhumor | crap_whats_not_taken | g1jkex8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Interviewer: Have you built any apps?
Me: I have a couple that are pretty famous, you may have heard of them. One's called "Hello World."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 286 |
programmerhumor | Debbus72 | g1j6415 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>It was not my best app, but it gave me a chuckle when I was at ConsoleApplication420 <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | MurkyApricot | g1jgftt | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel attacked with Untitled Project<|eor|><|sor|>0 bugs, 0 security flaws, 0 memory usage - its one hell of a program.<|eor|><|sor|>someone get this man a guild<|eor|><|sor|>No. Do not support reddit by giving them money for a couple pixels to appear on the screen.
Its the biggest waste of money I can imagine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmerhumor | Titanmaster970 | g1jt9dt | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just wait until "Untitled Project - Copy" comes out<|eor|><|sor|>Untitled Project - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | the_mythx | g1jfzu3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel attacked with Untitled Project<|eor|><|sor|>0 bugs, 0 security flaws, 0 memory usage - its one hell of a program.<|eor|><|sor|>someone get this man a guild<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | frostbyte650 | g1jo544 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel attacked with Untitled Project<|eor|><|sor|>0 bugs, 0 security flaws, 0 memory usage - its one hell of a program.<|eor|><|sor|>someone get this man a guild<|eor|><|sor|>No. Do not support reddit by giving them money for a couple pixels to appear on the screen.
Its the biggest waste of money I can imagine.<|eor|><|sor|>Why not? Is it better to force them to bend to the whim to advertisers to afford the servers, employees & overhead it requires to run this platform? Some awards give people premium too so even less ads. So with this revenue stream reddit has leverage when advertisers or other interested parties have opinions on how the app should run including censorship. While simultaneously rewarding quality content. Thats a lot more than a couple pixels. How is this a waste of money? Why is that a bad thing?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | KaamDeveloper | g1k1b0u | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Keep at it and someday you will achieve the much coveted TODO app.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't call me out like this I don't know what else to make<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Guys, guys, have you thought about making a calculator?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmerhumor | nothingtoseehere196 | g1jk9cd | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Bro how did you get my python projects folder
this is creepy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | WomanNotAGirl | g1j6vhm | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Funny I just explain to my youngest brother who is about to start college for programming what hello world is. I verbally explained him a few concepts. Just like anybody in my family would he went and signed up for 4 Udemy courses to finish before he goes to school to learn the exact same thing. My daughter cried the first day of kindergarten because she didnt know how to read. This is the same situation all over again.
At least he is doing some good ones to cover a good base. C/C++, SQL concepts and programming, C# foundation and programming and Java and mobile development.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | Spleeeee | g1jsui4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Funny I just explain to my youngest brother who is about to start college for programming what hello world is. I verbally explained him a few concepts. Just like anybody in my family would he went and signed up for 4 Udemy courses to finish before he goes to school to learn the exact same thing. My daughter cried the first day of kindergarten because she didnt know how to read. This is the same situation all over again.
At least he is doing some good ones to cover a good base. C/C++, SQL concepts and programming, C# foundation and programming and Java and mobile development.<|eor|><|sor|>Is your brother also learning, mandarin, small talk, rust, Yiddish, Julia, sign language and FORTRAN?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | karbonkel1 | g1kfr63 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Keep at it and someday you will achieve the much coveted TODO app.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't call me out like this I don't know what else to make<|eor|><|sor|>I have the same issue. Sometimes I run into a problem at work and I create a little tool for myself to solve it. Those are the most fun :) I'm not a developer professionally, so it's basically a hobby.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | iililiiili | g1k26yg | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Keep at it and someday you will achieve the much coveted TODO app.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't call me out like this I don't know what else to make<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Guys, guys, have you thought about making a calculator?<|eor|><|sor|>I made a file indexer since i hated the windows search, I also throw together a quick script to sort out which kids are doing what jobs. I really should remake my shit to update it but ... oh look a new game.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | TheJenkinsComic | ga7cov | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53,994 |
programmerhumor | theGreatWhite_Moon | foy0831 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>on my what? ON - MY - WHAT?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,036 |
programmerhumor | TheJenkinsComic | foy059v | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>How ??<|eor|><|soopr|>I make all my comics in the vector editor for Scratch 2. It's similar to Illustrator, with some differences and I've just come to prefer it. And with any art program, if you know how to draw stuff, you can find a way to draw stuff.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 766 |
programmerhumor | Hurricane_32 | foy1fp8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>How ??<|eor|><|soopr|>I make all my comics in the vector editor for Scratch 2. It's similar to Illustrator, with some differences and I've just come to prefer it. And with any art program, if you know how to draw stuff, you can find a way to draw stuff.<|eoopr|><|sor|>This is basically me having used PowerPoint for frame by frame animation before.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 741 |
programmerhumor | SkyFlyer9237 | foxw5x0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Tab Gang rise<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 514 |
programmerhumor | TRF_Fares | foxzd35 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>How ??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 473 |
programmerhumor | mcandre | foy2sa2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Knock knock!
Who's there?
<Vertical Tab><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 461 |
programmerhumor | TheJenkinsComic | foy2q58 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>on my what? ON - MY - WHAT?<|eor|><|soopr|>( )<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 408 |
programmerhumor | djlemma | foy3edy | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>How ??<|eor|><|soopr|>I make all my comics in the vector editor for Scratch 2. It's similar to Illustrator, with some differences and I've just come to prefer it. And with any art program, if you know how to draw stuff, you can find a way to draw stuff.<|eoopr|><|sor|>This is basically me having used PowerPoint for frame by frame animation before.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh god I can not believe it. I thought I was the only one ever to do something as pointless.<|eor|><|sor|>Well have you met the guy that made a [Turing machine in Powerpoint?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3loq22TxSc)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 387 |
programmerhumor | ten3roberts | foy1tdc | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[Tabs versus Spaces](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsoOG6ZeyUI)<|eor|><|sor|>8 steps at a time, that got me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 321 |
programmerhumor | sarthakRddt | foy1upm | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>How ??<|eor|><|soopr|>I make all my comics in the vector editor for Scratch 2. It's similar to Illustrator, with some differences and I've just come to prefer it. And with any art program, if you know how to draw stuff, you can find a way to draw stuff.<|eoopr|><|sor|>This is basically me having used PowerPoint for frame by frame animation before.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh god I can not believe it. I thought I was the only one ever to do something as pointless.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 295 |
programmerhumor | ianff | foy7rbr | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[Tabs versus Spaces](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsoOG6ZeyUI)<|eor|><|sor|>I hate this so much. I am a space person, and none of us actually hit the space bar multiple times like this. It completely misses the point of the argument.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
programmerhumor | GDavid04 | foxxmx8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Joke's on you my tab produces two spaces.<|eor|><|sor|>The real joke here is that you didn't reconfigure your ide to indent with tabs and a tab to be 4 spaces long.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 186 |
programmerhumor | Inqubate | foyi1yj | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>on my what? ON - MY - WHAT?<|eor|><|sor|>Bill<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | Bibo193896423 | foy0aab | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Tab Gang rise<|eor|><|sor|>*YAML gang has entered the chat*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | TheRainbowCock | foy4cxx | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>How ??<|eor|><|soopr|>I make all my comics in the vector editor for Scratch 2. It's similar to Illustrator, with some differences and I've just come to prefer it. And with any art program, if you know how to draw stuff, you can find a way to draw stuff.<|eoopr|><|sor|>This is basically me having used PowerPoint for frame by frame animation before.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh god I can not believe it. I thought I was the only one ever to do something as pointless.<|eor|><|sor|>Well have you met the guy that made a [Turing machine in Powerpoint?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3loq22TxSc)<|eor|><|sor|>Some one is also trying to put doom into powershell<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | tanlin2021 | foynkap | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>on my what? ON - MY - WHAT?<|eor|><|sor|>4 spaces<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
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