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programmerhumor | aliendude5300 | h25l7o1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well that's a good pay for a days work of throwing up a WordPress site with a few plugins and... voila!<|eor|><|sor|>Yep. He's getting a WordPress <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 436 |
programmerhumor | BookDetectiveDotNet | h257jj9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The best kind of correct - technically correct!
Is your dad a CxO or he just likes dad jokes?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 427 |
programmerhumor | Sir_Applecheese | h25yzi0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My dad wanted me to build the website for a local government office he is affiliated with. He told them I could do it for a couple hundred bucks. I definitely didnt do it. Fuck that. They have budget.<|eor|><|sor|>Couple hundred per hour, just rectify the shot ;)<|eor|><|sor|>Add a zero to that and you have a five man team.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 404 |
programmerhumor | Mobileuser110011 | h2697ub | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Best viewed with Netscape Navigator at 800x600<|eor|><|sor|>> [xkcd.com](https://xkcd.com) is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0 or below on a Pentium 31 emulated in Javascript on an Apple IIGS
at a screen resolution of 1024x1. Please enable your ad blockers, disable high-heat drying, and remove your device
from Airplane Mode and set it to Boat Mode. For security reasons, please leave caps lock on while browsing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 394 |
programmerhumor | Norrude | h258umc | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, you won't have to make any media queries so the pricing seems honest!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 388 |
programmerhumor | fuzzyblackyeti | h25pq60 | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thats when I bill dad for the remaining balance.
I dont get why people do this. My dad, and most people I know, would flip their lids if I got them a job like that.
Edit: spelling<|eor|><|sor|>I work in a vet clinic, and my mother, who I no longer speak to, will give people my number to ask me for veterinary advice.
I'm not even a DVM.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 364 |
programmerhumor | JedSwamp43 | h25l29y | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>100% the weirdest requirements will end up being about screen resolution.<|eor|><|sor|>it needs to look good on his palm pilot<|eor|><|sor|>"We expect to get 10% of our hits from Samsung smart fridges."<|eor|><|sor|>I personally use my Samsung smart washing machine for all my web surfing needs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 324 |
programmerhumor | regorsec | h25o7gf | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hate those wide screens.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd charge 750 euro for wide screen<|eor|><|sor|>Will you do my mobile app for 250 then? Its only max 400px.<|eor|><|sor|>Eh thats still new standard, ill do it but 380px<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
programmerhumor | 100thRedditAc | ott5x1 | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54,728 |
programmerhumor | el_Byrno | h6xqvjd | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"My strongest programming languages are Json, HMTL and CSV"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,802 |
programmerhumor | MrShoes1981 | h6xsihj | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Couple of years ago, in an interview for a .NET role I was asked, "How do you feel about JSON?" and as a joke I said, "I don't know him too well but he seems like a nice guy." Then the other interviewer said, "Oh, thanks very much!" and it was at that moment I remembered he was the Software Team Manager and his name was Jason.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,259 |
programmerhumor | FantasticEmu | h6xlm6t | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time when they asked to see my python I dropped my pants<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,926 |
programmerhumor | pokeaim | h6xry22 | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"My strongest programming languages are Json, HMTL and CSV"<|eor|><|sor|>damn, and here i am still learning how to learn this so called tee-ex-tee<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,477 |
programmerhumor | popadi | h6xq5qw | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are these legit interview questions? "Do you know JSON?", "Do you know CSV?". Like...it's a data format, not a programming language. Are you supposed to say "yes" and move on or there are actually questions about how the data looks like? Lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,311 |
programmerhumor | spwashi | h6xryir | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>json is my top programming language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,130 |
programmerhumor | Agent641 | h6xxv6g | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Couple of years ago, in an interview for a .NET role I was asked, "How do you feel about JSON?" and as a joke I said, "I don't know him too well but he seems like a nice guy." Then the other interviewer said, "Oh, thanks very much!" and it was at that moment I remembered he was the Software Team Manager and his name was Jason.<|eor|><|sor|>But did Jason know JSON?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,045 |
programmerhumor | Tsharpminor | h6xs927 | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time when they asked to see my python I dropped my pants<|eor|><|sor|>This is more Dart than Python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 763 |
programmerhumor | mgdmw | h6xtbtq | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are these legit interview questions? "Do you know JSON?", "Do you know CSV?". Like...it's a data format, not a programming language. Are you supposed to say "yes" and move on or there are actually questions about how the data looks like? Lol<|eor|><|sor|>I had an interview once where the guy kept grilling me on how well I knew XML I couldnt understand why he was so obsessed with a text-based file format. Anyhow, I got the job and worked there and their dumb company had its own web app where they called their own markup language XML. I would never have anticipated that, and he clearly didnt know enough about technology or his own product to know I would think XML is what the rest of the world knew it as.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 717 |
programmerhumor | netheroth | h6yi0e6 | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Couple of years ago, in an interview for a .NET role I was asked, "How do you feel about JSON?" and as a joke I said, "I don't know him too well but he seems like a nice guy." Then the other interviewer said, "Oh, thanks very much!" and it was at that moment I remembered he was the Software Team Manager and his name was Jason.<|eor|><|sor|>But did Jason know JSON?<|eor|><|sor|>If you know yourself and you know your project, you will not be in peril even in a thousand releases.
\--SUN Tzu<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 509 |
programmerhumor | 100thRedditAc | h6xofcu | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Were you hired?<|eor|><|soopr|>I found this guy on twitter , and this guy claimed that he still got the job<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 459 |
programmerhumor | FantasticEmu | h6xmc2o | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time when they asked to see my python I dropped my pants<|eor|><|sor|>Did you get the job?<|eor|><|sor|>They gave me the business<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 453 |
programmerhumor | a_man_wid_no_name | h6xl9br | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Were you hired?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 427 |
programmerhumor | MrShoes1981 | h6xzzyu | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Couple of years ago, in an interview for a .NET role I was asked, "How do you feel about JSON?" and as a joke I said, "I don't know him too well but he seems like a nice guy." Then the other interviewer said, "Oh, thanks very much!" and it was at that moment I remembered he was the Software Team Manager and his name was Jason.<|eor|><|sor|>Did you get the job?<|eor|><|sor|>I actually got offered but didn't accept. They had nothing to offer me but a longer commute, a large increase in responsibility and a small increase in salary.
But I often think how close I was to answering negatively about JSON. Like, "Don't know him and don't really want to." That may have changed the offer... <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 426 |
programmerhumor | Hellothere_1 | h6xuqnw | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>json is my top programming language<|eor|><|sor|>This really makes me want to make a programming language where you write your code into a JSON file which then gets run by an interpreter.
Then again, knowing the internet something like that already exists.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 425 |
programmerhumor | wackywavingarmgumby | h6xxvqq | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are these legit interview questions? "Do you know JSON?", "Do you know CSV?". Like...it's a data format, not a programming language. Are you supposed to say "yes" and move on or there are actually questions about how the data looks like? Lol<|eor|><|sor|>I had an interview once where the guy kept grilling me on how well I knew XML I couldnt understand why he was so obsessed with a text-based file format. Anyhow, I got the job and worked there and their dumb company had its own web app where they called their own markup language XML. I would never have anticipated that, and he clearly didnt know enough about technology or his own product to know I would think XML is what the rest of the world knew it as.<|eor|><|sor|>eXclusive Markup Language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 423 |
programmerhumor | X-Craft | h6xykkt | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"My strongest programming languages are Json, HMTL and CSV"<|eor|><|sor|>damn, and here i am still learning how to learn this so called tee-ex-tee<|eor|><|sor|>dynamite<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 355 |
programmerhumor | silverstrikerstar | h6y36u7 | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Couple of years ago, in an interview for a .NET role I was asked, "How do you feel about JSON?" and as a joke I said, "I don't know him too well but he seems like a nice guy." Then the other interviewer said, "Oh, thanks very much!" and it was at that moment I remembered he was the Software Team Manager and his name was Jason.<|eor|><|sor|>He's probably fondly remembering you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 317 |
programmerhumor | Ephemere | h6xwf4j | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>json is my top programming language<|eor|><|sor|>This really makes me want to make a programming language where you write your code into a JSON file which then gets run by an interpreter.
Then again, knowing the internet something like that already exists.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats how a bunch of js UI frameworks work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 306 |
programmerhumor | anirudh_pai | h6xqjar | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are these legit interview questions? "Do you know JSON?", "Do you know CSV?". Like...it's a data format, not a programming language. Are you supposed to say "yes" and move on or there are actually questions about how the data looks like? Lol<|eor|><|sor|>there'll obviously be follow up questions on that, unless the interviewer just doesn't care and had to waste a second by asking if you knew something<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | Buttons840 | 1135a9f | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54,653 |
programmerhumor | knighthawk0811 | j8o90l2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>obviously 10 comes after 7<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,471 |
programmerhumor | UK-POEtrashbuilds | j8o8pws | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did you still have the problem?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,862 |
programmerhumor | siddharth904 | j8ojuul | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did you still have the problem?<|eor|><|sor|>The question was "how to find a partner ?", so it's safe to assume OP does still have the problem.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,443 |
programmerhumor | Buttons840 | j8olmz3 | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did you still have the problem?<|eor|><|sor|>The question was "how to find a partner ?", so it's safe to assume OP does still have the problem.<|eor|><|soopr|>Indeed. I even learned Rust but can't get a date<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,370 |
programmerhumor | theAshWhisperer | j8o9wc4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>obviously 10 comes after 7<|eor|><|sor|>I've never been with a ten, but can tell you 4's come before 7's.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,066 |
programmerhumor | alkaliphiles | j8o7c4b | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>It was my pleasure to read that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 862 |
programmerhumor | sunoukong | j8p4guo | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>That achievement truly deserves its own badge on the site.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 740 |
programmerhumor | klbm9999 | j8othwc | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did you still have the problem?<|eor|><|sor|>The question was "how to find a partner ?", so it's safe to assume OP does still have the problem.<|eor|><|soopr|>Indeed. I even learned Rust but can't get a date<|eoopr|><|sor|>There's your problem. Now go buy knee length socks and cat ears.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 597 |
programmerhumor | n30vlol | j8oljl0 | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>How to print Hello, World in JavaScript?
10 years ago:
use XMLHttpRequest
7 years ago:
Use jQuery
Today:
Im an ex Facebook ex Google ex airbnb developer. Why you dont use React? How f***** stupid are you? Also write TypeScript you peace of ****.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 572 |
programmerhumor | depricatedzero | j8p1lyz | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>obviously 10 comes after 7<|eor|><|sor|>I've never been with a ten, but can tell you 4's come before 7's.<|eor|><|sor|>I must be a 2 then<|eor|><|sor|>\[sad zero noises\]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 429 |
programmerhumor | azdood85 | j8osekw | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well at least you got an answer.
Right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 393 |
programmerhumor | Cyvexx | j8ojsor | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>obviously 10 comes after 7<|eor|><|sor|>I've never been with a ten, but can tell you 4's come before 7's.<|eor|><|sor|>I must be a 2 then<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 389 |
programmerhumor | eddiekoski | j8o0z3x | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Bruh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 344 |
programmerhumor | Buttons840 | j8p0udt | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well at least you got an answer.
Right?<|eor|><|soopr|>:|<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 336 |
programmerhumor | sorryforexisting1 | j8oa16v | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Literally my Jira issues<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 299 |
programmerhumor | ImpatientProf | j8p0pxh | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>How to print Hello, World in JavaScript?
10 years ago:
use XMLHttpRequest
7 years ago:
Use jQuery
Today:
Im an ex Facebook ex Google ex airbnb developer. Why you dont use React? How f***** stupid are you? Also write TypeScript you peace of ****.<|eor|><|sor|>Today:
ChatGPT> How do I print Hello, World in JavaScript?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 268 |
programmerhumor | Terrafire123 | j8pig8d | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>That achievement truly deserves its own badge on the site.<|eor|><|sor|>This. It's gotta be done sometimes, but the poor person who got closed deserves a badge at least.
Maybe the badge could be called "Fuck you in particular".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 260 |
programmerhumor | Buttons840 | j8omc8z | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Stack Overflow losing all it's rep slowly.<|eor|><|soopr|>The problem is nobody wants to go back and update 10 year old questions and answers. There is no positive feedback for doing so. You don't generate discussion by updating ancient answers, and don't get much karma either.
Technology will continue changing at a rapid pace, but nobody will care enough to keep SO up to date.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 258 |
programmerhumor | MiddleRefrigerator67 | j8oi74g | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Stack Overflow losing all it's rep slowly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
programmerhumor | bofadoze | j8pofrn | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well at least you got an answer.
Right?<|eor|><|soopr|>:|<|eoopr|><|sor|>#Right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 227 |
programmerhumor | flamefibers | uz0yl9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54,524 |
programmerhumor | misstankt | ia7z9au | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You know it is gonna be a terrible game. They are both gonna spend the whole game thinking about this and not be able to calculate lines<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,398 |
programmerhumor | A_Dull_Significance | ia7gx5p | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The pulling the hand back to socially signal a handshake was actually an A+ recovery<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,205 |
programmerhumor | Cocogoat_Milk | ia88d6a | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The pulling the hand back to socially signal a handshake was actually an A+ recovery<|eor|><|sor|>The handshake timed out, so it had to restart from the backend.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 925 |
programmerhumor | blehmann1 | ia87axu | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You know it is gonna be a terrible game. They are both gonna spend the whole game thinking about this and not be able to calculate lines<|eor|><|sor|>Alireza Firouzja (the guy on the right) was a much stronger player, but he actually lost with white in the first game, and then later the match. So maybe it did get in his head. He was one of the favourites to win the tournament, but this match actually knocked him out early.
I interpret it as them premoving before the game even began.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 805 |
programmerhumor | Falling_Man_ | ia8igy7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You know it is gonna be a terrible game. They are both gonna spend the whole game thinking about this and not be able to calculate lines<|eor|><|sor|>Alireza Firouzja (the guy on the right) was a much stronger player, but he actually lost with white in the first game, and then later the match. So maybe it did get in his head. He was one of the favourites to win the tournament, but this match actually knocked him out early.
I interpret it as them premoving before the game even began.<|eor|><|sor|>The entire match was decided in that series of hand gestures<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 528 |
programmerhumor | OlOuddinHead | ia8zp5c | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You know it is gonna be a terrible game. They are both gonna spend the whole game thinking about this and not be able to calculate lines<|eor|><|sor|>Alireza Firouzja (the guy on the right) was a much stronger player, but he actually lost with white in the first game, and then later the match. So maybe it did get in his head. He was one of the favourites to win the tournament, but this match actually knocked him out early.
I interpret it as them premoving before the game even began.<|eor|><|sor|>The entire match was decided in that series of hand gestures<|eor|><|sor|>Should have went with Paper.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 479 |
programmerhumor | Ookami_Lord | ia7f7h4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Man these are always awkward situations<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
programmerhumor | flamefibers | ia85uxb | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You know it is gonna be a terrible game. They are both gonna spend the whole game thinking about this and not be able to calculate lines<|eor|><|soopr|>Might be a tactic to throw of each other. Big brain time!! <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 336 |
programmerhumor | Lasergoatsofdeath | ia8a0de | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>How are they both so bad at shaking hands?<|eor|><|sor|>They're chess players, they're already anticipating the other person's moves before they do them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 300 |
programmerhumor | stubbos_reddit | ia83wou | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Rock Paper Scissors. Not sure who won though!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 249 |
programmerhumor | unpapardo | ia7gabo | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You hate to see this
You hate to do this even more<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | Try-to-ban-me-lol | ia8wq5s | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The pulling the hand back to socially signal a handshake was actually an A+ recovery<|eor|><|sor|>Wdym exactly?<|eor|><|sor|>He quickly went back to the beginning of the "handshake motion."
Basically he used body language to reset the encounter in order to trigger a specific response.
The universal rule: if something's not working, restart.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | DemolishunReddit | ia857qv | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of a protocol negotiation or auth sequence.
"It's an old code, but it checks out."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | Antrikshy | ia8afgt | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You know it is gonna be a terrible game. They are both gonna spend the whole game thinking about this and not be able to calculate lines<|eor|><|soopr|>Might be a tactic to throw of each other. Big brain time!! <|eoopr|><|sor|>Was that a 4D chess tournament?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | flamefibers | ia7ffld | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Man these are always awkward situations<|eor|><|soopr|>lol!
I like your username btw! :)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 91 |
programmerhumor | joyofsnacks | ia9gkim | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You know it is gonna be a terrible game. They are both gonna spend the whole game thinking about this and not be able to calculate lines<|eor|><|sor|>Alireza Firouzja (the guy on the right) was a much stronger player, but he actually lost with white in the first game, and then later the match. So maybe it did get in his head. He was one of the favourites to win the tournament, but this match actually knocked him out early.
I interpret it as them premoving before the game even began.<|eor|><|sor|>The entire match was decided in that series of hand gestures<|eor|><|sor|>Should have went with Paper.<|eor|><|sor|>The Queen's Gambit: Season 2 spoilers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmerhumor | g0ing_postal | ia882w1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>How are they both so bad at shaking hands?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | Different-Plant-3872 | ia8g4jw | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You know it is gonna be a terrible game. They are both gonna spend the whole game thinking about this and not be able to calculate lines<|eor|><|soopr|>Might be a tactic to throw of each other. Big brain time!! <|eoopr|><|sor|>Was that a 4D chess tournament?<|eor|><|sor|>The opening was a 4D stress tournament for sure<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmerhumor | starfyredragon | ia84op4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Rock Paper Scissors. Not sure who won though!<|eor|><|sor|>It ended in a tie with paper<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmerhumor | Zoaldiek57 | ia8ojm6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Paper beats rock
Rock lose to paper
Paper beats rock
Rock lose to paper
Paper beats rock
Left guy is the winner 3 to 2
Then they shake hands<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmerhumor | Elise_night | vp177k | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54,404 |
programmerhumor | dotslashme | iegd85u | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>That used to be me until people starting using me as a google proxy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,786 |
programmerhumor | MisterProfGuy | ieg9k8f | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>This is so accurate that I got a little angry inside.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,112 |
programmerhumor | Hollowman212 | iegewz7 | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>That used to be me until people starting using me as a google proxy.<|eor|><|sor|>https://googlethatforyou.com?q=proxy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,334 |
programmerhumor | JustARegularPlayer | ieggr3g | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>That used to be me until people starting using me as a google proxy.<|eor|><|sor|>https://googlethatforyou.com?q=proxy<|eor|><|sor|>I love how this link is helpful and insulting at the very same time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 945 |
programmerhumor | notagoodboye | iegeko5 | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>This is why work from home is so much more productive for me. I am hugely susceptible to the drive-by help request, and that shit is the death of productivity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 922 |
programmerhumor | Sid_1298 | iegd7lt | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>Give me the video link you fucking bot!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 806 |
programmerhumor | mydookietwinklin | iegjq8a | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>Give me the video link you fucking bot!<|eor|><|soopr|>Holly shit how did you do that<|eoopr|><|sor|>He's a senior<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 634 |
programmerhumor | Elise_night | iegj5z2 | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>Give me the video link you fucking bot!<|eor|><|soopr|>Holly shit how did you do that<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 345 |
programmerhumor | Gsusruls | ieghrwe | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>This is why work from home is so much more productive for me. I am hugely susceptible to the drive-by help request, and that shit is the death of productivity.<|eor|><|sor|>Yup. Asynchronous messaging, if you please. I'll get there when I get there.
Also, context switching. Would be amazing if they could quantity the impacted GDP annually.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 309 |
programmerhumor | RushTfe | iegn9sp | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>That used to be me until people starting using me as a google proxy.<|eor|><|sor|>https://googlethatforyou.com?q=proxy<|eor|><|sor|>I love how this link is helpful and insulting at the very same time<|eor|><|sor|>I really love the detail that it loads with bing logo, and quickly change it to Google<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 307 |
programmerhumor | souliris | ieggpd8 | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>Very accurate, but they left out the part where the boss comes in to complain that you haven't gotten something done.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | savevideobot | iegd8t6 | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>Give me the video link you fucking bot!<|eor|><|sor|>###[View link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/vp177k/we_always_have_that_senior_who_solve_everything/)
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programmerhumor | MrPeppa | iegoknb | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>"Hey, got a sec?"
"Quick question"
"Happy Friday, Good morning!
..."
*shudder*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 237 |
programmerhumor | echaiphus | iegos7j | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>If you dont want to need that person, start spending more time solving it yourself. Dont waste a whole day if youre stuck, but if you end up having to ask then make sure you understand how they fixed it and what their thought process was. Theres no bonus point for fixing something without help, but you will learn more that way.
Take notes!
If youre completely lost, then do more research on the fundamentals of whatever the issue was. Keep learning!
Document fixes that you figure out and put them in a shared space. Proactively help others with things before they default to the person that always gets asked, especially if its something they helped you with before.
Theres just no shortcut. That person that fixed everything was not born with innate knowledge about computers, they just took the time to learn and paid attention <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 223 |
programmerhumor | kcphysics530 | iegjj12 | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>This is so accurate that I got a little angry inside.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The IT crowd, nice<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | break_card | ieguhdj | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>This is me now and it's actually become a serious problem because I can't get any of my own work done. Being helpful and available for others has the unfortunate side effect where people will start asking you for help before they even try to fix it themselves first, and you become everyone's Google.
Last Thursday I woke up with no meetings outside of our 30 minute standup. I was ecstatic, was planning on getting so much of my sprint work done. By the end of the day, I had been in 6 meetings, 4 of them 'quick chats' with teammates having various issues. One of them was a typo in a unit test name. One of them was an incomplete sshconfig. I had to work till 10PM just to get an average amount of sprint work done. Thats when it dawned on me that I needed to start protecting my time better.
This week, whenever I get pinged from an entry-level engineer about an issue they're having asking for a 'quick chat', I wait at least 1 hour before responding. *Every single time* they figure it out themselves within 30 minutes. Every morning, I block off my calendar as busy for the day - this prevents people from assigning meetings day-of. I will always decline day-of meetings unless it's an absolute emergency. This is so I can plan out my day in the morning and stick to it. No more waking up and thinking I can get 8 hours of work done, and only having gotten 2 hours of work done by the time 5PM rolls around.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
programmerhumor | holymacaronibatman | iegmsn3 | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>This is why work from home is so much more productive for me. I am hugely susceptible to the drive-by help request, and that shit is the death of productivity.<|eor|><|sor|>Yup. Asynchronous messaging, if you please. I'll get there when I get there.
Also, context switching. Would be amazing if they could quantity the impacted GDP annually.<|eor|><|sor|>There was an article I read on WFH a while back that took a swing at it, and partially came to this same conclusion. Basically the strong performers perform even better in a wfh environment because they no longer are being distracted/dragged down by the lower performers. Consequently the lower performers perform worse.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | MoneyIsTheRootOfFun | iegm6mv | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>That used to be me until people starting using me as a google proxy.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, I get asked to help people a lot, and I'm usually happy to help unless the problem is just that they are being lazy and not bothering to read the code or do a simple google search.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | FigNugginGavelPop | ieh1uzf | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>Give me the video link you fucking bot!<|eor|><|sor|>###[View link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/vp177k/we_always_have_that_senior_who_solve_everything/)
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Ignore Sid_1298, he was always an entitled jerk.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | cleveleys | wktl7y | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54,374 |
programmerhumor | stingjay | ijp97a3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Click "appear offline" immediately<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,132 |
programmerhumor | ZEPHlROS | ijpb4cp | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've never met this phone in my life<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,897 |
programmerhumor | pleshij | ijpbqr7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This doesn't bode well if:
* Team exists since 2018
* You were added now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,445 |
programmerhumor | anotherkeebler | ijpizo8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have a Slack channel called `#outages` but we had to abandon it in very short order because random L1s and pre-sales folks were posting there every time they typed their password wrong.
I have a ticket in the backlog to create a channel called `#outage-war-room`, whose sole occupant is a bot, whose sole job is to open it up when there's a declared outage. There are more practical approaches, but I really want to hear someone say "open the war room."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,069 |
programmerhumor | halmyradov | ijpgdrq | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Click "appear offline" immediately<|eor|><|sor|>Show dominance by leaving the group<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,237 |
programmerhumor | hot_sauce_in_coffee | ijpox3i | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This doesn't bode well if:
* Team exists since 2018
* You were added now<|eor|><|sor|>Welp weve tried literally everything for four years and nothings worked. Lets add u/cleveleys, it cant get any worse <|eor|><|sor|>Basically what happened to me last year.
Me: I finished what I was supposed to do. IT works great. Do you anything else for me work on?
My supervisor: Not really, you can ask, XXX (the senior dev), he might have something.
I ask the senior dev.
The senior dev: I've heard you are smart. Can you solve this?
Send me a file with a bug. I work on it for 3 hours until the end of the day.
I tell the senior dev. I couldn't solve it yet, I'll try to figure it out tomorrow.
Senior dev: Don't worry about it, we've had this bug for 7 years now.
Me: Wtf?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,789 |
programmerhumor | ariN_CS | ijpih06 | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Click "appear offline" immediately<|eor|><|sor|>Show dominance by leaving the group<|eor|><|sor|>Edit the name to IT to end the crisis<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,779 |
programmerhumor | dhkendall | ijpjp9u | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This doesn't bode well if:
* Team exists since 2018
* You were added now<|eor|><|sor|>Welp weve tried literally everything for four years and nothings worked. Lets add u/cleveleys, it cant get any worse <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,511 |
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