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programmerhumor | Zhorphia | 113r747 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can relate to this on so many levels<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kb2g0rm5llia1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53,927 |
programmerhumor | beeteedee | j8sbt9k | <|sols|><|sot|>I can relate to this on so many levels<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kb2g0rm5llia1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can tell this is an old comic because hes asking for an SQL database not a blockchain or an AI<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,527 |
programmerhumor | knighthawk0811 | j8rvxdj | <|sols|><|sot|>I can relate to this on so many levels<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kb2g0rm5llia1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i also want you to include 7 red lines, all of which should be perpendicular<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,107 |
programmerhumor | No_External7289 | j8t5vlu | <|sols|><|sot|>I can relate to this on so many levels<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kb2g0rm5llia1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been programming so long that I go back to my first job where we would occasionally print out source code (8085 assembly) while debugging. Had a manager come by once, asked what we were doing. "Debugging the xyz code." His response? "Just throw that out and make another printout." He thought we were literally removing bugs or insects or something from the printout... We just said something like sure, we'll get right on it...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,068 |
programmerhumor | Oldbayistheshit | j8sn8z4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can relate to this on so many levels<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kb2g0rm5llia1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can tell this is an old comic because hes asking for an SQL database not a blockchain or an AI<|eor|><|sor|>You can tell its old cause its dilbert. Man now I feel like dilbert answering this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,498 |
programmerhumor | AlexMourne | j8s4jzg | <|sols|><|sot|>I can relate to this on so many levels<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kb2g0rm5llia1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i also want you to include 7 red lines, all of which should be perpendicular<|eor|><|sor|>Ummm.. I'm afraid I have a blocker here. First, I need John to finish creating the 7-dimensional space<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,105 |
programmerhumor | sine00 | j8u7tja | <|sols|><|sot|>I can relate to this on so many levels<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kb2g0rm5llia1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been programming so long that I go back to my first job where we would occasionally print out source code (8085 assembly) while debugging. Had a manager come by once, asked what we were doing. "Debugging the xyz code." His response? "Just throw that out and make another printout." He thought we were literally removing bugs or insects or something from the printout... We just said something like sure, we'll get right on it...<|eor|><|sor|>I'm starting to believe ungodly patience is a requirement for software engineers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,608 |
programmerhumor | ScotchMcGriddles | j8rsvf1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can relate to this on so many levels<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kb2g0rm5llia1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>See also: Product Owners<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,487 |
programmerhumor | AsceticEnigma | j8rxci9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can relate to this on so many levels<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kb2g0rm5llia1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When the client tries to read up on the technologies youll be using to complete their project so they can better describe to you what they want<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,337 |
programmerhumor | invalidConsciousness | j8rwdr4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can relate to this on so many levels<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kb2g0rm5llia1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>See also: Product Owners<|eor|><|sor|>A good product owner is worth their weight in gold.
A bad product owner is still worth their weight in gold because you can just point to them as a scapegoat.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,011 |
programmerhumor | Diplomjodler | j8su904 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can relate to this on so many levels<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kb2g0rm5llia1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can tell this is an old comic because hes asking for an SQL database not a blockchain or an AI<|eor|><|sor|>You can tell its old cause its dilbert. Man now I feel like dilbert answering this<|eor|><|sor|>You know Dilbert is still being actively made, yeah?<|eor|><|sor|>It's anyone still reading it? I used to really like Dilbert before the dude went off the deep end.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 931 |
programmerhumor | Tunro | j8vf4ma | <|sols|><|sot|>I can relate to this on so many levels<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kb2g0rm5llia1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been programming so long that I go back to my first job where we would occasionally print out source code (8085 assembly) while debugging. Had a manager come by once, asked what we were doing. "Debugging the xyz code." His response? "Just throw that out and make another printout." He thought we were literally removing bugs or insects or something from the printout... We just said something like sure, we'll get right on it...<|eor|><|sor|>I'm starting to believe ungodly patience is a requirement for software engineers.<|eor|><|sor|>If you arnt prepared to spend a whole week stuck on the same issue you cannot comprehend only for it to turn out to be a typo. You wont survive in this field.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 830 |
programmerhumor | LagSlug | j8sg3lo | <|sols|><|sot|>I can relate to this on so many levels<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kb2g0rm5llia1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i also want you to include 7 red lines, all of which should be perpendicular<|eor|><|sor|>Ummm.. I'm afraid I have a blocker here. First, I need John to finish creating the 7-dimensional space<|eor|><|sor|>well you're the expert here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 819 |
programmerhumor | kdavis37 | j8swv2c | <|sols|><|sot|>I can relate to this on so many levels<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kb2g0rm5llia1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can tell this is an old comic because hes asking for an SQL database not a blockchain or an AI<|eor|><|sor|>You can tell its old cause its dilbert. Man now I feel like dilbert answering this<|eor|><|sor|>You know Dilbert is still being actively made, yeah?<|eor|><|sor|>It's anyone still reading it? I used to really like Dilbert before the dude went off the deep end.<|eor|><|sor|>Scott Adams has never exactly been ON the deep end, lol.
Read the Dilbert Principle or the Dilbert Future from the mid 90s and he's talking about how you can move yourself through the multiverse to get to the universe where you get everything you want by writing down exactly what you want in a journal everyday, followed by talking about how science backs it up with the double slit experiment.
They're funny books, with great comics in them, but holy Hera, was Adams never exactly sane.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 763 |
programmerhumor | kdavis37 | j8ss8sb | <|sols|><|sot|>I can relate to this on so many levels<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kb2g0rm5llia1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can tell this is an old comic because hes asking for an SQL database not a blockchain or an AI<|eor|><|sor|>You can tell its old cause its dilbert. Man now I feel like dilbert answering this<|eor|><|sor|>You know Dilbert is still being actively made, yeah?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 640 |
programmerhumor | AsceticEnigma | j8sxvzz | <|sols|><|sot|>I can relate to this on so many levels<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kb2g0rm5llia1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When the client tries to read up on the technologies youll be using to complete their project so they can better describe to you what they want<|eor|><|sor|>As someone who has done this, should I not?
I mean, I like to think I understand the difference between using key words vs laying out the specifics of what I'm looking for. I would think that having a base understanding of what I am asking for would be better than trying to explain my "vision" as an abstract idea.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean in some circumstances it doesnt hurt, but often clients will go too far its best to describe your project wants in general terms and the let developer worry about the how its the equivalent of hiring a plumber to fix something and then telling them what tools to use or the order of how to complete the job.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 593 |
programmerhumor | windowpainting | j8tayrq | <|sols|><|sot|>I can relate to this on so many levels<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kb2g0rm5llia1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i also want you to include 7 red lines, all of which should be perpendicular<|eor|><|sor|>Ummm.. I'm afraid I have a blocker here. First, I need John to finish creating the 7-dimensional space<|eor|><|sor|>well you're the expert here<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, I need more hardware for my home office first. Dual RTX 4090. To fit all the dimensions. And VR equipment to visualize them. And some VR games. You know, to get properly acquainted with the equipment. And I am not to be bothered for the next two weeks while I set up all the stuff. Thanks, see you at the next sprint meeting.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 545 |
programmerhumor | AdDear5411 | j8sdpb6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can relate to this on so many levels<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kb2g0rm5llia1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Okay, we'll need a server."
"Can't you just put it in the cloud?"
-A real conversation I had about 3 years ago. It still haunts me.
Edit: My brothers and sisters in Christ, the cloud *IS* a server. It doesn't matter if it's a 10 year old box in someone's office closet or a massive Redshift cluster on a rack in a Utah data center. The data's gotta be stored somewhere and it's gonna cost money.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 465 |
programmerhumor | Timetojackoff665 | j8svu27 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can relate to this on so many levels<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kb2g0rm5llia1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When the client tries to read up on the technologies youll be using to complete their project so they can better describe to you what they want<|eor|><|sor|>As someone who has done this, should I not?
I mean, I like to think I understand the difference between using key words vs laying out the specifics of what I'm looking for. I would think that having a base understanding of what I am asking for would be better than trying to explain my "vision" as an abstract idea.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 453 |
programmerhumor | defa90 | j8rx5yy | <|sols|><|sot|>I can relate to this on so many levels<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kb2g0rm5llia1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can see he pronounced SQL wrong.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 451 |
programmerhumor | Dragon_Slayer_Hunter | j8tbeni | <|sols|><|sot|>I can relate to this on so many levels<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kb2g0rm5llia1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can tell this is an old comic because hes asking for an SQL database not a blockchain or an AI<|eor|><|sor|>You can tell its old cause its dilbert. Man now I feel like dilbert answering this<|eor|><|sor|>You know Dilbert is still being actively made, yeah?<|eor|><|sor|>It's anyone still reading it? I used to really like Dilbert before the dude went off the deep end.<|eor|><|sor|>Scott Adams has never exactly been ON the deep end, lol.
Read the Dilbert Principle or the Dilbert Future from the mid 90s and he's talking about how you can move yourself through the multiverse to get to the universe where you get everything you want by writing down exactly what you want in a journal everyday, followed by talking about how science backs it up with the double slit experiment.
They're funny books, with great comics in them, but holy Hera, was Adams never exactly sane.<|eor|><|sor|>People thought the developer here was the Scott Adams-like, but it turns out the manager guy is. He doesn't know anything about the dev world and just takes these bits from things his colleagues were saying.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmerhumor | hot | 10n4daa | <|sols|><|sot|>C++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/78sqi051rqea1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53,791 |
programmerhumor | reddit-signup-sucks | j66ugi4 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/78sqi051rqea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I work with C++ every day, and I'd like to say something in its defense.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,879 |
programmerhumor | YoungHeartOldSoul | j679evl | <|sols|><|sot|>C++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/78sqi051rqea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I work with C++ every day, and I'd like to say something in its defense.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm fairly fresh out of school and into the field, but I'm pretty well prepared to defend the fact that C++ certainly is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,958 |
programmerhumor | crefas | j67i5er | <|sols|><|sot|>C++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/78sqi051rqea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I work with C++ every day, and I'd like to say something in its defense.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm fairly fresh out of school and into the field, but I'm pretty well prepared to defend the fact that C++ certainly is.<|eor|><|sor|>What C++ is is is.<|eor|><|sor|>C++ is definitely one of the programming languages in the world<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,381 |
programmerhumor | merlinsbeers | j67cqzk | <|sols|><|sot|>C++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/78sqi051rqea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I work with C++ every day, and I'd like to say something in its defense.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm fairly fresh out of school and into the field, but I'm pretty well prepared to defend the fact that C++ certainly is.<|eor|><|sor|>What C++ is is is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,515 |
programmerhumor | timsredditusername | j67kvt2 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/78sqi051rqea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It has its plusses<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,449 |
programmerhumor | vizbones | j66vil4 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/78sqi051rqea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why don't Ruby programmers use other languages?
Answer: They're not aware that there are other languages.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,800 |
programmerhumor | CheekApprehensive961 | j674n4l | <|sols|><|sot|>C++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/78sqi051rqea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ is one of the languages.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,711 |
programmerhumor | DmMeYourBoobs69 | j67icg2 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/78sqi051rqea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I work with C++ every day, and I'd like to say something in its defense.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm fairly fresh out of school and into the field, but I'm pretty well prepared to defend the fact that C++ certainly is.<|eor|><|sor|>What C++ is is is.<|eor|><|sor|>C++ is definitely one of the programming languages in the world<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, one of the programming languages of all time, maybe ever<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,510 |
programmerhumor | TheShredda | j67dt4i | <|sols|><|sot|>C++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/78sqi051rqea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I started working with C++ and I can tell you about it.<|eor|><|sor|>In engineering we had a course on C in first year and then C++ second year. C++ definitely was.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,339 |
programmerhumor | atomic_redneck | j675kzh | <|sols|><|sot|>C++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/78sqi051rqea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ users tell something<|eor|><|sor|>I recently retired after more than 25 years of C++. I can tell you that the best thing about C++ is how good it feels when you stop.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,307 |
programmerhumor | CM436 | j67jkpk | <|sols|><|sot|>C++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/78sqi051rqea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I work with C++ every day, and I'd like to say something in its defense.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm fairly fresh out of school and into the field, but I'm pretty well prepared to defend the fact that C++ certainly is.<|eor|><|sor|>What C++ is is is.<|eor|><|sor|>C++ is definitely one of the programming languages in the world<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, one of the programming languages of all time, maybe ever<|eor|><|sor|>out of all the programming languages that exist, i can confidently say that c++ is one of them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 999 |
programmerhumor | HopeChaseLock | j673n89 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/78sqi051rqea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ users tell something<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 923 |
programmerhumor | illyay | j67hpkp | <|sols|><|sot|>C++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/78sqi051rqea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I work with C++ every day, and I'd like to say something in its defense.<|eor|><|sor|>I love c++. Maybe its something to do with working on game engines.
Then I look at c++ code that isnt related to game engines. Yup. Sure is a language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 848 |
programmerhumor | BobSanchez47 | j673uk5 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/78sqi051rqea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ is `Segmentation Fault: core dumped`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 839 |
programmerhumor | Tsu_Dho_Namh | j67gb4z | <|sols|><|sot|>C++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/78sqi051rqea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I started working with C++ and I can tell you about it.<|eor|><|sor|>In engineering we had a course on C in first year and then C++ second year. C++ definitely was.<|eor|><|sor|>My university did it the same way and it made me love C++.
"So convenient!" I thought, being able to use classes, and having destructors automagically deallocate resources for you. Plus getting to use strings instead of char\* and vectors that we can resize at runtime. Not like those fucking C arrays.
Little did I know, pretty much every modern language is even more convenienter.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 784 |
programmerhumor | CaptSoban | j67fkbx | <|sols|><|sot|>C++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/78sqi051rqea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why are people dunking on C++? Im new to C++ so I see no problem with it.<|eor|><|sor|>Last week it was java, today its C++. People like to complain about stuff they just started learning in school.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 712 |
programmerhumor | spin-itch | j67e922 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/78sqi051rqea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why don't Ruby programmers use other languages?
Answer: They're not aware that there are other languages.<|eor|><|sor|>Listen here you little shit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 684 |
programmerhumor | Reagle67 | j68i16b | <|sols|><|sot|>C++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/78sqi051rqea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It has its plusses<|eor|><|sor|>Two to be exact<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 628 |
programmerhumor | Ursomrano | j670akw | <|sols|><|sot|>C++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/78sqi051rqea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why are people dunking on C++? Im new to C++ so I see no problem with it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 494 |
programmerhumor | wtfevenislifelol | i9llic | <|sols|><|sot|>Someone try this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qxf13d8lvyg51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53,638 |
programmerhumor | Traxin420 | g1fxz6m | <|sols|><|sot|>Someone try this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qxf13d8lvyg51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a signed int though...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,995 |
programmerhumor | accountability_bot | g1g0vgd | <|sols|><|sot|>Someone try this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qxf13d8lvyg51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it's an unsigned int, then the actual max value is $4,294,967,295.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,113 |
programmerhumor | dacomputernerd2 | g1fs3z9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Someone try this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qxf13d8lvyg51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are billionaires, clearly it's a long, so they start with quintillions and cause hyperinflation wherever they go
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Edit: Wow, think this is my most upvoted comment. Guess people really like the concept of turning a baby into the next Mansa Musa by taking a dollar from them at the right time. Thanks
Edit 2: Yep, most upvoted comment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,008 |
programmerhumor | whyrweyelling | g1gjjbp | <|sols|><|sot|>Someone try this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qxf13d8lvyg51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a signed int though...<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Nope, the IRS just says if you have any future gains you can put your losses against those. Now, you have to have gains. No gains, no gain.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 871 |
programmerhumor | Patex_ | g1g1x8d | <|sols|><|sot|>Someone try this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qxf13d8lvyg51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are billionaires, clearly it's a long, so they start with quintillions and cause hyperinflation wherever they go
​
Edit: Wow, think this is my most upvoted comment. Guess people really like the concept of turning a baby into the next Mansa Musa by taking a dollar from them at the right time. Thanks
Edit 2: Yep, most upvoted comment.<|eor|><|sor|>Billionaires hate him!. See how he made a quadrillion $ with one simple trick.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 593 |
programmerhumor | Illusi | g1g7wl9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Someone try this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qxf13d8lvyg51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it's an unsigned int, then the actual max value is $4,294,967,295.<|eor|><|sor|>But what if it's a badly implemented unsigned int that gets cast back and forth to normal ints?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 541 |
programmerhumor | BagOfShenanigans | g1gdsi9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Someone try this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qxf13d8lvyg51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If your baby BLJs while inside of the womb, it can build up PU speed, clip out of the womb, and skip all the way to high school. This used to only be possible in a TAS, but there are some new strategies that only require a couple frame perfect inputs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 522 |
programmerhumor | SillyFlyGuy | g1gonxa | <|sols|><|sot|>Someone try this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qxf13d8lvyg51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a signed int though...<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Nope, the IRS just says if you have any future gains you can put your losses against those. Now, you have to have gains. No gains, no gain.<|eor|><|sor|>>No gains, no gain.
I got this as a fortune in a cookie once.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 522 |
programmerhumor | MyKidsArentOnReddit | g1g4v0t | <|sols|><|sot|>Someone try this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qxf13d8lvyg51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Doesn't matter, they'll still need a loan to pay for college.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 487 |
programmerhumor | vigilantcomicpenguin | g1hnsby | <|sols|><|sot|>Someone try this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qxf13d8lvyg51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it's an unsigned int, then the actual max value is $4,294,967,295.<|eor|><|sor|>But what if it's a badly implemented unsigned int that gets cast back and forth to normal ints?<|eor|><|sor|>Then it'd be either 4 billion or -1 :P<|eor|><|sor|>Thus, the expected value is two billion<|eor|><|sor|>Here we observe the statistician in its natural habitat.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 342 |
programmerhumor | iCapn | g1fzzqo | <|sols|><|sot|>Someone try this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qxf13d8lvyg51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do your social security numbers work? How does that relate to immediate personal capital?<|eor|><|sor|>This may come as a shock, but jokes on discord are not always an accurate source of financial education<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | NorbiPeti | g1gg8em | <|sols|><|sot|>Someone try this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qxf13d8lvyg51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it's an unsigned int, then the actual max value is $4,294,967,295.<|eor|><|sor|>But what if it's a badly implemented unsigned int that gets cast back and forth to normal ints?<|eor|><|sor|>Then it'd be either 4 billion or -1 :P<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
programmerhumor | PSBars | g1g27ll | <|sols|><|sot|>Someone try this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qxf13d8lvyg51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TIL your baby starts off with runescape max cash you take its dollar away<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 275 |
programmerhumor | Cl0udRider | g1ghb5b | <|sols|><|sot|>Someone try this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qxf13d8lvyg51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If your baby BLJs while inside of the womb, it can build up PU speed, clip out of the womb, and skip all the way to high school. This used to only be possible in a TAS, but there are some new strategies that only require a couple frame perfect inputs.<|eor|><|sor|>Mom: hey I think I heard the baby say something!
Baby: **yahoo yahoo yahoo yah-ya-ya**
Mom: oh no<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 259 |
programmerhumor | Xero125 | g1hgilk | <|sols|><|sot|>Someone try this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qxf13d8lvyg51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it's an unsigned int, then the actual max value is $4,294,967,295.<|eor|><|sor|>But what if it's a badly implemented unsigned int that gets cast back and forth to normal ints?<|eor|><|sor|>Then it'd be either 4 billion or -1 :P<|eor|><|sor|>Thus, the expected value is two billion<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
programmerhumor | Traxin420 | g1gj8pc | <|sols|><|sot|>Someone try this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qxf13d8lvyg51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a signed int though...<|eor|><|sor|>The post says the SS buffer can't handle a negative number though, implying it uses an unsigned number.<|eor|><|sor|>Then it should be 4 billion not 2.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 195 |
programmerhumor | whyrweyelling | g1gsz25 | <|sols|><|sot|>Someone try this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qxf13d8lvyg51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a signed int though...<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Nope, the IRS just says if you have any future gains you can put your losses against those. Now, you have to have gains. No gains, no gain.<|eor|><|sor|>>No gains, no gain.
I got this as a fortune in a cookie once.<|eor|><|sor|>Well that's not odd considering I work as a fortune cookie writer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
programmerhumor | dacomputernerd2 | g1g46ha | <|sols|><|sot|>Someone try this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qxf13d8lvyg51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are billionaires, clearly it's a long, so they start with quintillions and cause hyperinflation wherever they go
​
Edit: Wow, think this is my most upvoted comment. Guess people really like the concept of turning a baby into the next Mansa Musa by taking a dollar from them at the right time. Thanks
Edit 2: Yep, most upvoted comment.<|eor|><|sor|>Billionaires hate him!. See how he made a quadrillion $ with one simple trick.<|eor|><|sor|>Actually, miscounted, I think it's quintillions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | amazed_spirit | phahzr | <|sols|><|sot|>XKCD 2347<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pj78wa90wbl71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53,529 |
programmerhumor | sciencewarrior | hbhdp3x | <|sols|><|sot|>XKCD 2347<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pj78wa90wbl71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ronald is a Finn that has been working for 10 years in an artisanal toothpaste company that lets him spend 50% of his time on runk.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,272 |
programmerhumor | one_ball_in_a_sack | hbhejxh | <|sols|><|sot|>XKCD 2347<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pj78wa90wbl71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And Ronald is 70, in poor health, and the only one who can read his code is Ronald.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,776 |
programmerhumor | Zerei | hbh7oyy | <|sols|><|sot|>XKCD 2347<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pj78wa90wbl71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like a cool story, got any links?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,676 |
programmerhumor | MightiestDuck | hbhjral | <|sols|><|sot|>XKCD 2347<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pj78wa90wbl71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you seriously not linking this?
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dependency_2x.png
Yes I know it's in the title, but I wanted a clickthrough!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,532 |
programmerhumor | SebMitDemKurzen | hbhi3w1 | <|sols|><|sot|>XKCD 2347<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pj78wa90wbl71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like a cool story, got any links?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The leftpad shit is why i hate all the dependency chaos stuff like npm introduced, hey here is a project with 1000s of lines but if someone decides to change the code of the is-even dependency the entire shit breaks and we can't be bothered to write some lines of code ourself to remove that possibility even though someone probably already wrote them somewhere and we just didn't notice. Not to forget that the checks of is-even are useless 99% of the time because they can't fail without the program crashing hundreds of lines before that call.
I am actually surprised stuff like that doesn't happen more frequently.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,436 |
programmerhumor | AdaGirl | hbhe8hf | <|sols|><|sot|>XKCD 2347<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pj78wa90wbl71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"runk" is swedish for "jerk off" lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,429 |
programmerhumor | CodeLobe | hbhp1nd | <|sols|><|sot|>XKCD 2347<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pj78wa90wbl71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There used to actually be a Time Lord: Author David Olsen.
Father of the [timezone database.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tz_database#Maintenance) used in everything from Linux to Java, Postgres, etc. Just about anything with a localTime() function used the TZ tables this one weird dude maintained.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,008 |
programmerhumor | augu1352 | hbho9zs | <|sols|><|sot|>XKCD 2347<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pj78wa90wbl71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ronald is a Finn that has been working for 10 years in an artisanal toothpaste company that lets him spend 50% of his time on runk.<|eor|><|sor|>Runk means masturbate in Finnish, naturally<|eor|><|sor|>Danish too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 971 |
programmerhumor | ProgramTheWorld | hbhmlur | <|sols|><|sot|>XKCD 2347<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pj78wa90wbl71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you seriously not linking this?
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dependency_2x.png
Yes I know it's in the title, but I wanted a clickthrough!<|eor|><|sor|>Proper link with alt text: https://xkcd.com/2347/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 795 |
programmerhumor | _PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ | hbhs41k | <|sols|><|sot|>XKCD 2347<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pj78wa90wbl71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like a cool story, got any links?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The leftpad shit is why i hate all the dependency chaos stuff like npm introduced, hey here is a project with 1000s of lines but if someone decides to change the code of the is-even dependency the entire shit breaks and we can't be bothered to write some lines of code ourself to remove that possibility even though someone probably already wrote them somewhere and we just didn't notice. Not to forget that the checks of is-even are useless 99% of the time because they can't fail without the program crashing hundreds of lines before that call.
I am actually surprised stuff like that doesn't happen more frequently.<|eor|><|sor|>If you look at the repos for is-even/is-odd/is-number (which are linked to each other) youll find they dont even work as advertised and add enterprise levels of complexity to a simple test.
It all looks like a joke. A pretty bad one actually. And how the fuck did they get those dependencies into everything? What if they decide to upload your database to somewhere? Capture the users credit card input? Its all shit.<|eor|><|sor|>Most of this shit is one guy who published hundreds of one-line libraries, then made pull requests to get them used by popular modules, so he could make his CV look good - "my software is used by 90% of the top web companies".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 792 |
programmerhumor | BhagwanBill | hbhj8so | <|sols|><|sot|>XKCD 2347<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pj78wa90wbl71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And Ronald is 70, in poor health, and the only one who can read his code is Ronald.<|eor|><|sor|>job security<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 703 |
programmerhumor | aerolona | hbh98r0 | <|sols|><|sot|>XKCD 2347<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pj78wa90wbl71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like a cool story, got any links?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Down the rabbit hole we go<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 695 |
programmerhumor | psaux_grep | hbhkwgx | <|sols|><|sot|>XKCD 2347<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pj78wa90wbl71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like a cool story, got any links?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The leftpad shit is why i hate all the dependency chaos stuff like npm introduced, hey here is a project with 1000s of lines but if someone decides to change the code of the is-even dependency the entire shit breaks and we can't be bothered to write some lines of code ourself to remove that possibility even though someone probably already wrote them somewhere and we just didn't notice. Not to forget that the checks of is-even are useless 99% of the time because they can't fail without the program crashing hundreds of lines before that call.
I am actually surprised stuff like that doesn't happen more frequently.<|eor|><|sor|>If you look at the repos for is-even/is-odd/is-number (which are linked to each other) youll find they dont even work as advertised and add enterprise levels of complexity to a simple test.
It all looks like a joke. A pretty bad one actually. And how the fuck did they get those dependencies into everything? What if they decide to upload your database to somewhere? Capture the users credit card input? Its all shit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 690 |
programmerhumor | FuryanRage | hbhp4jt | <|sols|><|sot|>XKCD 2347<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pj78wa90wbl71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A bit like the Daniel Stenberg, the one responsible for cURL running on almost every device on earth<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 637 |
programmerhumor | RadioactiveFruitCup | hbh49ar | <|sols|><|sot|>XKCD 2347<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pj78wa90wbl71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*A wild left pad disappears*
Oh no!
Edit : referring to the [left pad shenanigans](https://qz.com/646467/how-one-programmer-broke-the-internet-by-deleting-a-tiny-piece-of-code/) from 2016<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 615 |
programmerhumor | mr_goopZZ | w1zp6d | <|sols|><|sot|>we owe them..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ttdn61rybc91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53,455 |
programmerhumor | Ovidiubn | ignggz9 | <|sols|><|sot|>we owe them..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ttdn61rybc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, you forgot they receive coffees as a donation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,727 |
programmerhumor | natek53 | ignrtbj | <|sols|><|sot|>we owe them..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ttdn61rybc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Making a library or a framework is really fun process no joke<|eor|><|sor|>Until people start opening GitHub issues because the library doesnt work the way they want it to or because they cant use it properly.<|eor|><|sor|>That's when you mark issues as ["closed"](https://i.redd.it/xn1c116efv221.jpg).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,299 |
programmerhumor | Embarrassed_Roof_560 | ignghvg | <|sols|><|sot|>we owe them..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ttdn61rybc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Making a library or a framework is really fun process no joke<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,108 |
programmerhumor | 1DimensionIsViolence | ignbdru | <|sols|><|sot|>we owe them..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ttdn61rybc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers vs Computer Scientists<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 939 |
programmerhumor | WhereIsYourMind | ignnq1e | <|sols|><|sot|>we owe them..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ttdn61rybc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Making a library or a framework is really fun process no joke<|eor|><|sor|>Until people start opening GitHub issues because the library doesnt work the way they want it to or because they cant use it properly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 898 |
programmerhumor | Klos77 | ignh5ob | <|sols|><|sot|>we owe them..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ttdn61rybc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive made a few of those libraries, knowing all too well that they were NEVER going to be used. . /<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 865 |
programmerhumor | Unknoob | igo776f | <|sols|><|sot|>we owe them..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ttdn61rybc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, you forgot they receive coffees as a donation<|eor|><|sor|>They also pay rent using github stars.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 617 |
programmerhumor | PacoTaco321 | ignuulf | <|sols|><|sot|>we owe them..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ttdn61rybc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Making a library or a framework is really fun process no joke<|eor|><|sor|>Until people start opening GitHub issues because the library doesnt work the way they want it to or because they cant use it properly.<|eor|><|sor|>That's when you mark issues as ["closed"](https://i.redd.it/xn1c116efv221.jpg).<|eor|><|sor|>That's the kind of power that get software devs hard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 550 |
programmerhumor | Anti-Antidote | ignlwcg | <|sols|><|sot|>we owe them..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ttdn61rybc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, you forgot they receive coffees as a donation<|eor|><|sor|>Coffee*. Singular.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 541 |
programmerhumor | shizzy0 | ignx2ls | <|sols|><|sot|>we owe them..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ttdn61rybc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers vs Computer Scientists<|eor|><|sor|>Computer scientists write papers not libraries.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 409 |
programmerhumor | prophet147 | ignhiga | <|sols|><|sot|>we owe them..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ttdn61rybc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The 3rd picture should be with Julias Caesar and phrase "people who burn libraries"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 353 |
programmerhumor | Spyzilla | ignx8ll | <|sols|><|sot|>we owe them..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ttdn61rybc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers vs Computer Scientists<|eor|><|sor|>Computer scientists write papers not libraries.<|eor|><|sor|>Computer scientists are actually scientists who are computers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 336 |
programmerhumor | RedAppleAreRed | ignu793 | <|sols|><|sot|>we owe them..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ttdn61rybc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like numpy original programmers are Magical programing beasts.
Much love to all numpy manteiners. It's always awesome to have you on-board.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
programmerhumor | Ovidiubn | ignlxgc | <|sols|><|sot|>we owe them..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ttdn61rybc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive made a few of those libraries, knowing all too well that they were NEVER going to be used. . /<|eor|><|sor|>F<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 220 |
programmerhumor | Freddedonna | ignz5ic | <|sols|><|sot|>we owe them..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ttdn61rybc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Making a library or a framework is really fun process no joke<|eor|><|sor|>Until people start opening GitHub issues because the library doesnt work the way they want it to or because they cant use it properly.<|eor|><|sor|>That's when you mark issues as ["closed"](https://i.redd.it/xn1c116efv221.jpg).<|eor|><|sor|>That's the kind of power that get software devs hard.<|eor|><|sor|>I would give my left nut to be able to do this with some JIRA tickets at work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmerhumor | CleverAllusion | ignmj5v | <|sols|><|sot|>we owe them..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ttdn61rybc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I thought this post was in the construction subreddit and I was like, yeah, thats about right lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
programmerhumor | Klos77 | ignuw6e | <|sols|><|sot|>we owe them..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ttdn61rybc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive made a few of those libraries, knowing all too well that they were NEVER going to be used. . /<|eor|><|sor|>F<|eor|><|sor|>Im still proud of those fu##in libraries. Ive accepted their loss ages ago.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | RaspberryPiBen | igo5zht | <|sols|><|sot|>we owe them..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ttdn61rybc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive made a few of those libraries, knowing all too well that they were NEVER going to be used. . /<|eor|><|sor|>Same. How many people have been waiting for an Arduino driver for a KWA-541CVB 14-segment common-cathode LED display without an IC backpack? I'm probably not even going to use it muchI mainly wrote it just to learn the basics of C++.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | steampunkgibbon | ignuiqh | <|sols|><|sot|>we owe them..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ttdn61rybc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, you forgot they receive coffees as a donation<|eor|><|sor|>Coffee*. Singular.<|eor|><|sor|>Unless it's multiple different types of coffee. Oh wait, that's fish.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | Starvexx | ignkl8z | <|sols|><|sot|>we owe them..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ttdn61rybc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I also wrote a library once, but then I took a pointer to the knee.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmerhumor | alcatraz1286 | t53k93 | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53,437 |
programmerhumor | Add1ctedToGames | hz2douf | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't ask this guy to open any jars for you...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,076 |
programmerhumor | properu | hz2fx0h | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/jayweingarten/status/1498718360120410113) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 858 |
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