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programmerhumor | Dalimyr | hz2qopd | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/jayweingarten/status/1498718360120410113) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|sor|>Damn this is im... | 674 |
programmerhumor | PossibilityTasty | hz2e3cg | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>...goes back to his computer, all files gone. Don't mess with the IT guy!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 558 |
programmerhumor | El-Butt | hz2l16s | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/jayweingarten/status/1498718360120410113) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|sor|>Damn this is im... | 419 |
programmerhumor | FlafyBear | hz2olw2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/jayweingarten/status/1498718360120410113) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|sor|>Damn this is im... | 207 |
programmerhumor | erinaceus_ | hz3782o | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't ask this guy to open any jars for you...<|eor|><|sor|>He'll just tell you to zip it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 202 |
programmerhumor | Wire_Hall_Medic | hz2rvo0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>...goes back to his computer, all files gone. Don't mess with the IT guy!<|eor|><|sor|>Or, y'know . . . the tech has installed Python.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | LevelStudent | hz2r5tj | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>13 billion devices... and one guy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | Iamironforged | hz2gvv9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|> Java has now been uninstalled..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | FlafyBear | hz2thmr | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/jayweingarten/status/1498718360120410113) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|sor|>Damn this is im... | 149 |
programmerhumor | Ezzyth | hz2hx7o | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't ask this guy to open any jars for you...<|eor|><|sor|>can't open your own jars?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | Cewu00 | hz2uqn4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>...goes back to his computer, all files gone. Don't mess with the IT guy!<|eor|><|sor|>Or, y'know . . . the tech has installed Python.<|eor|><|sor|>IT guy installs python.
The other guy disappears.
Because we all k... | 99 |
programmerhumor | Add1ctedToGames | hz2jy8r | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't ask this guy to open any jars for you...<|eor|><|sor|>can't open your own jars?<|eor|><|sor|>Pickle jars aren't always easy to open<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | DucatiScrambleredEgg | hz2no2y | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This joke killed in like...1995<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programmerhumor | BerthaMoss | hz2l221 | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't ask this guy to open any jars for you...<|eor|><|sor|>**This looks like a screenshot of a tweet...**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programmerhumor | Defiant-Peace-493 | hz2hetz | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>... But not because of the jokes.
By the way, ask him about that Error 418.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmerhumor | Houdinii1984 | hz3zmyc | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't ask this guy to open any jars for you...<|eor|><|sor|>He'll just tell you to zip it.<|eor|><|sor|>these puns are getting **wh**ee**l** old<|eor|><|sor|>As a Python dev I don't wanna hear a pip out of any of ya'l... | 68 |
programmerhumor | JuvenoiaAgent | f7rwra | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53,401 |
programmerhumor | JuvenoiaAgent | fie7z3b | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I actually compulsively close my tabs. Too quickly sometimes that I have to reopen my last 5 closed tabs to find the one I shouldn't have closed so fast.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,317 |
programmerhumor | User31441 | fie3k3q | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So that's why I can't be happy. It's because I'm using Firefox.
^(It's really good though. Please don't hate on my fav browser)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,001 |
programmerhumor | JuvenoiaAgent | fie5qio | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So that's why I can't be happy. It's because I'm using Firefox.
^(It's really good though. Please don't hate on my fav browser)<|eor|><|soopr|>Firefox is awesome, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 634 |
programmerhumor | superking75 | fiez29z | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I actually compulsively close my tabs. Too quickly sometimes that I have to reopen my last 5 closed tabs to find the one I shouldn't have closed so fast.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Ctrl+shift+t<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 538 |
programmerhumor | JennMartia | fiew6bj | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So that's why I can't be happy. It's because I'm using Firefox.
^(It's really good though. Please don't hate on my fav browser)<|eor|><|soopr|>Firefox is awesome, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Otherwise<|eor|>... | 409 |
programmerhumor | snowskelly | fif6nxo | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I actually compulsively close my tabs. Too quickly sometimes that I have to reopen my last 5 closed tabs to find the one I shouldn't have closed so fast.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Ctrl+shift+t<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe he did it five times in a rol... | 241 |
programmerhumor | arte219 | fiefro3 | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Step one: open 100 tabs searching for solution
Step two: solve issue
Step three: start closing the tabs, PC freeze because Chrome deleted your RAM
Step four: restart PC
Step five: realized you didn't save the changes
Step six: ... | 240 |
programmerhumor | Daaaniell | fiewfp6 | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So that's why I can't be happy. It's because I'm using Firefox.
^(It's really good though. Please don't hate on my fav browser)<|eor|><|soopr|>Firefox is awesome, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Otherwise<|eor|>... | 229 |
programmerhumor | ikillallhumans | fifc662 | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I actually compulsively close my tabs. Too quickly sometimes that I have to reopen my last 5 closed tabs to find the one I shouldn't have closed so fast.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Ctrl+shift+t<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe he did it five times in a rol... | 214 |
programmerhumor | Electron625 | fif5wqs | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I actually compulsively close my tabs. Too quickly sometimes that I have to reopen my last 5 closed tabs to find the one I shouldn't have closed so fast.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Ctrl+shift+t<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe he did it five times in a rol... | 181 |
programmerhumor | Sepx33 | fie862m | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So that's why I can't be happy. It's because I'm using Firefox.
^(It's really good though. Please don't hate on my fav browser)<|eor|><|sor|>You know what, at least Firefox doesnt play russian roulette with your RAM<|eor|><|eols|><... | 175 |
programmerhumor | lolll | fifk1fv | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I actually compulsively close my tabs. Too quickly sometimes that I have to reopen my last 5 closed tabs to find the one I shouldn't have closed so fast.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Ctrl+shift+t<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe he did it five times in a rol... | 168 |
programmerhumor | creynolds722 | fifkrf7 | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I actually compulsively close my tabs. Too quickly sometimes that I have to reopen my last 5 closed tabs to find the one I shouldn't have closed so fast.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Ctrl+shift+t<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe he did it five times in a rol... | 157 |
programmerhumor | PmMeTwinks | fifg9eg | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I actually compulsively close my tabs. Too quickly sometimes that I have to reopen my last 5 closed tabs to find the one I shouldn't have closed so fast.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Ctrl+shift+t<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe he did it five times in a rol... | 109 |
programmerhumor | Resorization | fie3q0a | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah. Maybe if you have enough RAM to open 100 chrome tabs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmerhumor | ohhseewhy | fiez9qy | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nah man, closing tabs is nothing against
`git commit -m "fixes #455, #421, #65, #456, #457, #458. Touches #459, #502"`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 94 |
programmerhumor | milex_ | fif7661 | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So that's why I can't be happy. It's because I'm using Firefox.
^(It's really good though. Please don't hate on my fav browser)<|eor|><|soopr|>Firefox is awesome, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Also Firefox is ... | 84 |
programmerhumor | kingjia90 | fiem1p4 | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah. Maybe if you have enough RAM to open 100 chrome tabs<|eor|><|sor|>It doesn't matter. Chrome uses 100% of the available RAM even with 1 tab.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | Natural-Watch | xikb8g | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53,364 |
programmerhumor | vladWEPES1476 | ip3yoce | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Hey man I have this really cool app idea.."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,195 |
programmerhumor | sherzeg | ip3n6uk | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Voice mail message: "Hey! We haven't touched base in a few months and were thinking about you and your lovely wife! How about we order a pizza and catch up this Saturday over a movie?"
I turn to my wife: "Eric and Carol's compu... | 1,354 |
programmerhumor | danatomato | ip43eiq | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Hey man I have this really cool app idea.."<|eor|><|sor|>*ends up describing intstagram*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,260 |
programmerhumor | King_Joffreys_Tits | ip46tgv | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Hey man I have this really cool app idea.."<|eor|><|sor|>*ends up describing intstagram*<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah but its for DOGS ONLY. Were gonna make a killing! And by we I mean you get 5% for making it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 827 |
programmerhumor | JuarezAvindar | ip3gmic | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Every. Single. Family. Reunion.
Ever.
It's gotten so annoying I just avoid these events at all nowadays.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 637 |
programmerhumor | st-shenanigans | ip42jlg | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My grandma gets my work experience free of charge any time of the day or night because she is a wonderful person and did a shit ton of work raising me.
I'm telling the rest of the chuckle heads to take it to geek squad or pay m... | 577 |
programmerhumor | Natural-Watch | ip3opuf | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Voice mail message: "Hey! We haven't touched base in a few months and were thinking about you and your lovely wife! How about we order a pizza and catch up this Saturday over a movie?"
I turn to my wife: "Eric and Carol's compu... | 401 |
programmerhumor | annonimusone | ip3tjol | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> File not found
This error message keeps popping up, what do you suppose it means?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 308 |
programmerhumor | Natural-Watch | ip3hpc1 | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Every. Single. Family. Reunion.
Ever.
It's gotten so annoying I just avoid these events at all nowadays.<|eor|><|soopr|>So true, but not going means you may just get a few phone calls "asking why you didn't attend" but while I... | 264 |
programmerhumor | rainbow_bro_bot | ip3u0q7 | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I broke my computer's cup holder by putting my coffee mug on it and it snapped off"
I guess there are less cup holder's getting broken now we've moved away from CDs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | Wolfintank | ip3whwg | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can you fix my printer? is surely their next sentence<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | Aff3nmann | ip56njc | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My grandma gets my work experience free of charge any time of the day or night because she is a wonderful person and did a shit ton of work raising me.
I'm telling the rest of the chuckle heads to take it to geek squad or pay m... | 175 |
programmerhumor | JuarezAvindar | ip3i7ce | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Every. Single. Family. Reunion.
Ever.
It's gotten so annoying I just avoid these events at all nowadays.<|eor|><|soopr|>So true, but not going means you may just get a few phone calls "asking why you didn't attend" but while I... | 144 |
programmerhumor | Hotgeart | ip4aeeu | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can you hack a facebook account for me?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmerhumor | aparanoidbw | ip42tlf | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> File not found
This error message keeps popping up, what do you suppose it means?<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>an older version
Tech: "you said the program wont load after you removed the disk?"
Caller: "yes"
Tech: ... | 123 |
programmerhumor | Slavichh | ip46fpe | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Hey man I have this really cool app idea.."<|eor|><|sor|>I had Robinhood pitched to me 3 times during the pandemic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | desiktar | ip412en | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I broke my computer's cup holder by putting my coffee mug on it and it snapped off"
I guess there are less cup holder's getting broken now we've moved away from CDs.<|eor|><|sor|>Haha that joke program we used to send around o... | 111 |
programmerhumor | Mark_dawsom | 6k40cb | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53,255 |
programmerhumor | BlackjackCF | djjboya | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>I think it would be extremely impressive on your resume if you worked at PornHub in SRE or infrastructure. Having to handle those huge loads and all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,236 |
programmerhumor | SteveCCL | djj6r91 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>TFW your workplace is tagged *Not Safe For Work*.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,075 |
programmerhumor | DenebVegaAltair | djj6tb7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>TFW your workplace is tagged *Not Safe For Work*.<|eor|><|sor|>According to /u/Katie_Pornhub (and I'm paraphrasing) "it's like a normal office except for occasional hardcore porn on the monitors."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,019 |
programmerhumor | Katie_Pornhub | djj7cpc | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>TFW your workplace is tagged *Not Safe For Work*.<|eor|><|sor|>According to /u/Katie_Pornhub (and I'm paraphrasing) "it's like a normal office except for occasional hardcore porn on the monitors."<|eor|><|sor|>Accurate.<|eor|><|e... | 5,767 |
programmerhumor | avidwriter123 | djjce5x | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>I think it would be extremely impressive on your resume if you worked at PornHub in SRE or infrastructure. Having to handle those huge loads and all.<|eor|><|sor|>massive loads, really<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,896 |
programmerhumor | lengau | djjah27 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>TFW your workplace is tagged *Not Safe For Work*.<|eor|><|sor|>According to /u/Katie_Pornhub (and I'm paraphrasing) "it's like a normal office except for occasional hardcore porn on the monitors."<|eor|><|sor|>Accurate.<|eor|><|s... | 2,367 |
programmerhumor | InconsiderateBastard | djj6naz | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>**P**orn**H**ub **P**rogramming<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,981 |
programmerhumor | ThatGuyWhoLikesSpace | djjbqb3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>TFW your workplace is tagged *Not Safe For Work*.<|eor|><|sor|>According to /u/Katie_Pornhub (and I'm paraphrasing) "it's like a normal office except for occasional hardcore porn on the monitors."<|eor|><|sor|>Accurate.<|eor|><|s... | 1,890 |
programmerhumor | cavern_dweller | djjbvwm | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>Smart move to call the parent company MindGeek.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,364 |
programmerhumor | Mark_dawsom | djj6s06 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>**P**orn**H**ub **P**rogramming<|eor|><|soopr|>http://i.imgur.com/z4M6NxP.gifv<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,032 |
programmerhumor | flukus | djjdc82 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>I worked for a porn company years ago, essentially writing the software for their private jack off booths.
I was a sole developer and left to help build my career but that was a bad move in hindsight. The hours were great, the w... | 949 |
programmerhumor | PM_Me_Night_Elf_Porn | djjbvdk | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>php stands for: programmers hate php<|eor|><|sor|>The best acronyms use recursion.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 895 |
programmerhumor | boringdude00 | djjfr89 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>TFW your workplace is tagged *Not Safe For Work*.<|eor|><|sor|>According to /u/Katie_Pornhub (and I'm paraphrasing) "it's like a normal office except for occasional hardcore porn on the monitors."<|eor|><|sor|>Accurate.<|eor|><|s... | 806 |
programmerhumor | mikeballs | djjfsuh | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>I worked for a porn company years ago, essentially writing the software for their private jack off booths.
I was a sole developer and left to help build my career but that was a bad move in hindsight. The hours were great, the w... | 751 |
programmerhumor | jamiemac2005 | djj8xvp | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>Decades ago, I almost took a job for the summer. I would have been paid to upload porn images to their Usenet newsgroup. Despite being your typical raging hormone teenager at the time, I decided against it because, in part, I was... | 722 |
programmerhumor | Boob_Sniffer | djji88s | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>Smart move to call the parent company MindGeek.<|eor|><|sor|>Used to be called Manwin. Most of the big porn companies do the same because otherwise recruitment is a PITA.<|eor|><|sor|>Man I had to look up what PITA meant. And sim... | 688 |
programmerhumor | Gangreless | djjdyb2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>I think it would be extremely impressive on your resume if you worked at PornHub in SRE or infrastructure. Having to handle those huge loads and all.<|eor|><|sor|>massive loads, really<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The best... | 683 |
programmerhumor | Abscind | djjdvsf | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>TFW your workplace is tagged *Not Safe For Work*.<|eor|><|sor|>According to /u/Katie_Pornhub (and I'm paraphrasing) "it's like a normal office except for occasional hardcore porn on the monitors."<|eor|><|sor|>Accurate.<|eor|><|s... | 629 |
programmerhumor | elonmusque | wmimvt | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53,232 |
programmerhumor | kurabu5 | ijzcd5b | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Feeling personally attacked there<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,496 |
programmerhumor | agent_double_oh_pi | ijzflr7 | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Oooh. PiHole! Hyperion server! Home Assistant!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,234 |
programmerhumor | id-10_t-err | ijzgx67 | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Oooh. PiHole! Hyperion server! Home Assistant!<|eor|><|sor|>Pihole is the best!! Has blocked 6,653 adds so far! 21.7 percent of my routers traffic is adds and trackers apparently..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 492 |
programmerhumor | elonmusque | ijzcq2i | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Feeling personally attacked there<|eor|><|soopr|>I'm sorry<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 458 |
programmerhumor | ihatenullpointers | ijzg720 | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>jokes on you, i use my 3 RPi4s very elegantly to collect dust<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 376 |
programmerhumor | zombie_mode_1 | ijznr7t | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Oooh. PiHole! Hyperion server! Home Assistant!<|eor|><|sor|>Pihole is the best!! Has blocked 6,653 adds so far! 21.7 percent of my routers traffic is adds and trackers apparently..<|eor|><|sor|>I got a smart TV, 20% became 80... | 370 |
programmerhumor | elonmusque | ijzd5fq | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>everything can be a touchscreen if you imagine hard enough<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 348 |
programmerhumor | Minizarbi | ijzrvsx | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Buy a speaker. Connect your pi to it. Put it on a closet. Make it say things occasionally like "Please let me out" "It's dark inside" "I'm hungry" and some crying sounds. Enjoy when your friends come to your house :)<|eor|><|... | 310 |
programmerhumor | GKQybah | ijzlqta | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine having one just lying around, they're backordered as fuck. I paid triple on 2nd hand market for one last month.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 290 |
programmerhumor | Routine-Action7326 | ijzl2ml | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I also have a raspberry pie on my shelf that is currently cooling down before i eat it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 271 |
programmerhumor | GayCookieCodes | ijzbt43 | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My RPi Zero W (1) has the same feeling probably.
I did use it before for reading P2000 messages (FLEX) but now it's just doing nothing in a 3d printed case haha<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
programmerhumor | kurabu5 | ijzcw18 | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Feeling personally attacked there<|eor|><|soopr|>I'm sorry<|eoopr|><|sor|>Oh but just you wait. I am saving it for MY OPUS MAGNUM (I said 5 years ago and counting).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 249 |
programmerhumor | Xander-047 | ijzf965 | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Got an arduino kit and...yeah same here, one day when my 3d printer will stop acting up<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 217 |
programmerhumor | asianabsinthe | ijzig92 | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>everything can be a touchscreen if you imagine hard enough<|eoopr|><|sor|>*places hand on moose ass, squeezes eyes shut and imagines*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | DovesArePigeons | ijztyxw | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Oooh. PiHole! Hyperion server! Home Assistant!<|eor|><|sor|>Pihole is the best!! Has blocked 6,653 adds so far! 21.7 percent of my routers traffic is adds and trackers apparently..<|eor|><|sor|>I got a smart TV, 20% became 80... | 180 |
programmerhumor | Sciirof | ijzl1ku | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Oooh. PiHole! Hyperion server! Home Assistant!<|eor|><|sor|>PiHole or Home Assistant or both is definitely the first step in Raspberry Pifying your home.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | Dudley_Do_Wrong | ijzlfbn | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Feeling personally attacked there<|eor|><|soopr|>I'm sorry<|eoopr|><|sor|>Oh but just you wait. I am saving it for MY OPUS MAGNUM (I said 5 years ago and counting).<|eor|><|sor|>Magnum opus? Or Magnum (Raspberry) P.I.<|eor|><... | 149 |
programmerhumor | kurabu5 | ijzjojc | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Feeling personally attacked there<|eor|><|sor|>i have 4 of them.<|eor|><|sor|>And they all running a fun side project, right?
...right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 112 |
programmerhumor | PriorityGondola | ijzmh1u | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>jokes on you, i use my 3 RPi4s very elegantly to collect dust<|eor|><|sor|>That sounds like one hell of a robotics project.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmerhumor | Nacho_Buddy | 13e3xmz | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53,208 |
programmerhumor | orsikbattlehammer | jjo03vb | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the delicious memes Im looking for. No more bell curve x language trash<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,118 |
programmerhumor | digital-asteroids | jjo1whi | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot about the people bringing a mobile office setup. I went to a hackaton and a team of 4 walked in and constructed freaking cubicles with surrounding sound proof walls.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,908 |
programmerhumor | q0099 | jjo2ai3 | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot about the people bringing a mobile office setup. I went to a hackaton and a team of 4 walked in and constructed freaking cubicles with surrounding sound proof walls.<|eor|><|sor|>One can left the corpora... | 3,038 |
programmerhumor | Dejantic_X | jjohotq | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The Chinese translates to "common Chinese name"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,848 |
programmerhumor | FatLoserSupreme | jjnsii7 | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tharg sounds like my spirit animal. How do I join the church of tharg?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,509 |
programmerhumor | False-Egg-7765 | jjo1nei | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I really want an ocean's 11/expendables esque ensemble movie with all of them getting together for one last job<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,321 |
programmerhumor | burgerfromfortnite | jjoi4s3 | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the delicious memes Im looking for. No more bell curve x language trash<|eor|><|sor|>and is actually somewhat realistic and the descriptions are not forced or filler i love this meme<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte... | 1,839 |
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