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programmerhumor | Dalimyr | hz2qopd | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/jayweingarten/status/1498718360120410113) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|sor|>Damn this is impressive<|eor|><|sor|>How tf does it work<|eor|><|sor|>If you reply directly to the bot asking how it works it has an auto-reply for that, but to save you digging through their post history, it replies with:
>I crawl around subreddits and use optical character recognition (OCR) to parse images into text. If that text looks like a tweet, then I search Twitter for matching username and text content. If all that goes well and I find a link to the tweet, then I post the link right here on Reddit!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 674 |
programmerhumor | PossibilityTasty | hz2e3cg | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>...goes back to his computer, all files gone. Don't mess with the IT guy!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 558 |
programmerhumor | El-Butt | hz2l16s | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/jayweingarten/status/1498718360120410113) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|sor|>Damn this is impressive<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 419 |
programmerhumor | FlafyBear | hz2olw2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/jayweingarten/status/1498718360120410113) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|sor|>Damn this is impressive<|eor|><|sor|>How tf does it work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | erinaceus_ | hz3782o | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't ask this guy to open any jars for you...<|eor|><|sor|>He'll just tell you to zip it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 202 |
programmerhumor | Wire_Hall_Medic | hz2rvo0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>...goes back to his computer, all files gone. Don't mess with the IT guy!<|eor|><|sor|>Or, y'know . . . the tech has installed Python.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | LevelStudent | hz2r5tj | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>13 billion devices... and one guy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | Iamironforged | hz2gvv9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|> Java has now been uninstalled..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | FlafyBear | hz2thmr | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/jayweingarten/status/1498718360120410113) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|sor|>Damn this is impressive<|eor|><|sor|>How tf does it work<|eor|><|sor|>If you reply directly to the bot asking how it works it has an auto-reply for that, but to save you digging through their post history, it replies with:
>I crawl around subreddits and use optical character recognition (OCR) to parse images into text. If that text looks like a tweet, then I search Twitter for matching username and text content. If all that goes well and I find a link to the tweet, then I post the link right here on Reddit!<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | Ezzyth | hz2hx7o | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't ask this guy to open any jars for you...<|eor|><|sor|>can't open your own jars?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | Cewu00 | hz2uqn4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>...goes back to his computer, all files gone. Don't mess with the IT guy!<|eor|><|sor|>Or, y'know . . . the tech has installed Python.<|eor|><|sor|>IT guy installs python.
The other guy disappears.
Because we all know that snakes eat rats. :D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | Add1ctedToGames | hz2jy8r | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't ask this guy to open any jars for you...<|eor|><|sor|>can't open your own jars?<|eor|><|sor|>Pickle jars aren't always easy to open<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | DucatiScrambleredEgg | hz2no2y | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This joke killed in like...1995<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programmerhumor | BerthaMoss | hz2l221 | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't ask this guy to open any jars for you...<|eor|><|sor|>**This looks like a screenshot of a tweet...**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programmerhumor | Defiant-Peace-493 | hz2hetz | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>... But not because of the jokes.
By the way, ask him about that Error 418.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmerhumor | Houdinii1984 | hz3zmyc | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel sorry for the IT guy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htqfson2wzk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't ask this guy to open any jars for you...<|eor|><|sor|>He'll just tell you to zip it.<|eor|><|sor|>these puns are getting **wh**ee**l** old<|eor|><|sor|>As a Python dev I don't wanna hear a pip out of any of ya'll...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | JuvenoiaAgent | f7rwra | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53,401 |
programmerhumor | JuvenoiaAgent | fie7z3b | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I actually compulsively close my tabs. Too quickly sometimes that I have to reopen my last 5 closed tabs to find the one I shouldn't have closed so fast.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,317 |
programmerhumor | User31441 | fie3k3q | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So that's why I can't be happy. It's because I'm using Firefox.
^(It's really good though. Please don't hate on my fav browser)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,001 |
programmerhumor | JuvenoiaAgent | fie5qio | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So that's why I can't be happy. It's because I'm using Firefox.
^(It's really good though. Please don't hate on my fav browser)<|eor|><|soopr|>Firefox is awesome, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 634 |
programmerhumor | superking75 | fiez29z | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I actually compulsively close my tabs. Too quickly sometimes that I have to reopen my last 5 closed tabs to find the one I shouldn't have closed so fast.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Ctrl+shift+t<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 538 |
programmerhumor | JennMartia | fiew6bj | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So that's why I can't be happy. It's because I'm using Firefox.
^(It's really good though. Please don't hate on my fav browser)<|eor|><|soopr|>Firefox is awesome, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Otherwise<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 409 |
programmerhumor | snowskelly | fif6nxo | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I actually compulsively close my tabs. Too quickly sometimes that I have to reopen my last 5 closed tabs to find the one I shouldn't have closed so fast.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Ctrl+shift+t<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe he did it five times in a roll<|eor|><|sor|>Ctrl+shift+t, Ctrl+shift+t, Ctrl+shift+t, Ctrl+shift+t, Ctrl+shift+t<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 241 |
programmerhumor | arte219 | fiefro3 | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Step one: open 100 tabs searching for solution
Step two: solve issue
Step three: start closing the tabs, PC freeze because Chrome deleted your RAM
Step four: restart PC
Step five: realized you didn't save the changes
Step six: open more 100 tabs looking for the one that had the actual solution<|eor|><|sor|>If chrome deleted your ram, just download new ram<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 240 |
programmerhumor | Daaaniell | fiewfp6 | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So that's why I can't be happy. It's because I'm using Firefox.
^(It's really good though. Please don't hate on my fav browser)<|eor|><|soopr|>Firefox is awesome, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Otherwise<|eor|><|sor|>He fell victim to one of the classic blunders<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 229 |
programmerhumor | ikillallhumans | fifc662 | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I actually compulsively close my tabs. Too quickly sometimes that I have to reopen my last 5 closed tabs to find the one I shouldn't have closed so fast.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Ctrl+shift+t<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe he did it five times in a roll<|eor|><|sor|>Ctrl+shift+t, Ctrl+shift+t, Ctrl+shift+t, Ctrl+shift+t, Ctrl+shift+t<|eor|><|sor|>Hold ctrl + shift, t, t, t, t, t<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | Electron625 | fif5wqs | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I actually compulsively close my tabs. Too quickly sometimes that I have to reopen my last 5 closed tabs to find the one I shouldn't have closed so fast.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Ctrl+shift+t<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe he did it five times in a roll<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | Sepx33 | fie862m | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So that's why I can't be happy. It's because I'm using Firefox.
^(It's really good though. Please don't hate on my fav browser)<|eor|><|sor|>You know what, at least Firefox doesnt play russian roulette with your RAM<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
programmerhumor | lolll | fifk1fv | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I actually compulsively close my tabs. Too quickly sometimes that I have to reopen my last 5 closed tabs to find the one I shouldn't have closed so fast.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Ctrl+shift+t<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe he did it five times in a roll<|eor|><|sor|>Ctrl+shift+t, Ctrl+shift+t, Ctrl+shift+t, Ctrl+shift+t, Ctrl+shift+t<|eor|><|sor|>Hold ctrl + shift, t, t, t, t, t<|eor|><|sor|>Still holding<|eor|><|sor|>Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | creynolds722 | fifkrf7 | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I actually compulsively close my tabs. Too quickly sometimes that I have to reopen my last 5 closed tabs to find the one I shouldn't have closed so fast.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Ctrl+shift+t<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe he did it five times in a roll<|eor|><|sor|>Ctrl+shift+t, Ctrl+shift+t, Ctrl+shift+t, Ctrl+shift+t, Ctrl+shift+t<|eor|><|sor|>Hold ctrl + shift, t, t, t, t, t<|eor|><|sor|>Still holding<|eor|><|sor|>Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?<|eor|><|sor|>Has anybody ever wanted that?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | PmMeTwinks | fifg9eg | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I actually compulsively close my tabs. Too quickly sometimes that I have to reopen my last 5 closed tabs to find the one I shouldn't have closed so fast.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Ctrl+shift+t<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe he did it five times in a roll<|eor|><|sor|>Ctrl+shift+t, Ctrl+shift+t, Ctrl+shift+t, Ctrl+shift+t, Ctrl+shift+t<|eor|><|sor|>Hold ctrl + shift, t, t, t, t, t<|eor|><|sor|>Still holding<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | Resorization | fie3q0a | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah. Maybe if you have enough RAM to open 100 chrome tabs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmerhumor | ohhseewhy | fiez9qy | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nah man, closing tabs is nothing against
`git commit -m "fixes #455, #421, #65, #456, #457, #458. Touches #459, #502"`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 94 |
programmerhumor | milex_ | fif7661 | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So that's why I can't be happy. It's because I'm using Firefox.
^(It's really good though. Please don't hate on my fav browser)<|eor|><|soopr|>Firefox is awesome, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Also Firefox is better on Ram usage for 20+ tabs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmerhumor | kingjia90 | fiem1p4 | <|sols|><|sot|>True happiness<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/fEMAhAK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah. Maybe if you have enough RAM to open 100 chrome tabs<|eor|><|sor|>It doesn't matter. Chrome uses 100% of the available RAM even with 1 tab.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | Natural-Watch | xikb8g | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53,364 |
programmerhumor | vladWEPES1476 | ip3yoce | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Hey man I have this really cool app idea.."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,195 |
programmerhumor | sherzeg | ip3n6uk | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Voice mail message: "Hey! We haven't touched base in a few months and were thinking about you and your lovely wife! How about we order a pizza and catch up this Saturday over a movie?"
I turn to my wife: "Eric and Carol's computer died again. Are you up for pizza this Saturday while I work all afternoon resurrecting it?" (At least I get pizza or of the deal.)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,354 |
programmerhumor | danatomato | ip43eiq | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Hey man I have this really cool app idea.."<|eor|><|sor|>*ends up describing intstagram*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,260 |
programmerhumor | King_Joffreys_Tits | ip46tgv | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Hey man I have this really cool app idea.."<|eor|><|sor|>*ends up describing intstagram*<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah but its for DOGS ONLY. Were gonna make a killing! And by we I mean you get 5% for making it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 827 |
programmerhumor | JuarezAvindar | ip3gmic | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Every. Single. Family. Reunion.
Ever.
It's gotten so annoying I just avoid these events at all nowadays.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 637 |
programmerhumor | st-shenanigans | ip42jlg | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My grandma gets my work experience free of charge any time of the day or night because she is a wonderful person and did a shit ton of work raising me.
I'm telling the rest of the chuckle heads to take it to geek squad or pay me my hourly rate + a "walk up" fee<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 577 |
programmerhumor | Natural-Watch | ip3opuf | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Voice mail message: "Hey! We haven't touched base in a few months and were thinking about you and your lovely wife! How about we order a pizza and catch up this Saturday over a movie?"
I turn to my wife: "Eric and Carol's computer died again. Are you up for pizza this Saturday while I work all afternoon resurrecting it?" (At least I get pizza or of the deal.)<|eor|><|soopr|> oh the joys, at least you getting food for the work.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 401 |
programmerhumor | annonimusone | ip3tjol | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> File not found
This error message keeps popping up, what do you suppose it means?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 308 |
programmerhumor | Natural-Watch | ip3hpc1 | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Every. Single. Family. Reunion.
Ever.
It's gotten so annoying I just avoid these events at all nowadays.<|eor|><|soopr|>So true, but not going means you may just get a few phone calls "asking why you didn't attend" but while I have you here, can you help me with...<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 264 |
programmerhumor | rainbow_bro_bot | ip3u0q7 | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I broke my computer's cup holder by putting my coffee mug on it and it snapped off"
I guess there are less cup holder's getting broken now we've moved away from CDs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | Wolfintank | ip3whwg | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can you fix my printer? is surely their next sentence<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | Aff3nmann | ip56njc | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My grandma gets my work experience free of charge any time of the day or night because she is a wonderful person and did a shit ton of work raising me.
I'm telling the rest of the chuckle heads to take it to geek squad or pay me my hourly rate + a "walk up" fee<|eor|><|sor|>100% agree. my parents and grandparents have tech support free of charge at literally any time of the day/night. theres no chance for me to give back as much as they gave me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
programmerhumor | JuarezAvindar | ip3i7ce | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Every. Single. Family. Reunion.
Ever.
It's gotten so annoying I just avoid these events at all nowadays.<|eor|><|soopr|>So true, but not going means you may just get a few phone calls "asking why you didn't attend" but while I have you here, can you help me with...<|eoopr|><|sor|>I have turned off the call, like, twice in situations like such. I just dgaf anymore.
Recently, tho, I just said no, proceeded to explain the situation. When faced with the question again, I decided to charge for the "help", saying i'm consulting, and thus i'm entitled to charge.
The three people I've done that to simply stopped asking for my help.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | Hotgeart | ip4aeeu | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can you hack a facebook account for me?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmerhumor | aparanoidbw | ip42tlf | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> File not found
This error message keeps popping up, what do you suppose it means?<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>an older version
Tech: "you said the program wont load after you removed the disk?"
Caller: "yes"
Tech: "is the floppy disk back in the bay"
Caller: "yes, but it's not working"
Tech: "is the door closed"
Caller: "oh, no. i'll go close it \*\*door slams\*\*, it's still not loading"
Tech: *sigh*
​
for those who don't know, the little lever that "closed" the 5 inch floppies into the drive bay was called a "door"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 123 |
programmerhumor | Slavichh | ip46fpe | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Hey man I have this really cool app idea.."<|eor|><|sor|>I had Robinhood pitched to me 3 times during the pandemic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | desiktar | ip412en | <|sols|><|sot|>always happens<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3u2efcn9yuo91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I broke my computer's cup holder by putting my coffee mug on it and it snapped off"
I guess there are less cup holder's getting broken now we've moved away from CDs.<|eor|><|sor|>Haha that joke program we used to send around on AIM that would ask if they wanted a free cup holder and it would open their CD Drive.
I saw at least 2 people get absolutely flustered wondering why their CD Drive keeps opening<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | Mark_dawsom | 6k40cb | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53,255 |
programmerhumor | BlackjackCF | djjboya | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>I think it would be extremely impressive on your resume if you worked at PornHub in SRE or infrastructure. Having to handle those huge loads and all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,236 |
programmerhumor | SteveCCL | djj6r91 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>TFW your workplace is tagged *Not Safe For Work*.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,075 |
programmerhumor | DenebVegaAltair | djj6tb7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>TFW your workplace is tagged *Not Safe For Work*.<|eor|><|sor|>According to /u/Katie_Pornhub (and I'm paraphrasing) "it's like a normal office except for occasional hardcore porn on the monitors."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,019 |
programmerhumor | Katie_Pornhub | djj7cpc | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>TFW your workplace is tagged *Not Safe For Work*.<|eor|><|sor|>According to /u/Katie_Pornhub (and I'm paraphrasing) "it's like a normal office except for occasional hardcore porn on the monitors."<|eor|><|sor|>Accurate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,767 |
programmerhumor | avidwriter123 | djjce5x | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>I think it would be extremely impressive on your resume if you worked at PornHub in SRE or infrastructure. Having to handle those huge loads and all.<|eor|><|sor|>massive loads, really<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,896 |
programmerhumor | lengau | djjah27 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>TFW your workplace is tagged *Not Safe For Work*.<|eor|><|sor|>According to /u/Katie_Pornhub (and I'm paraphrasing) "it's like a normal office except for occasional hardcore porn on the monitors."<|eor|><|sor|>Accurate.<|eor|><|sor|>How's that different from a normal office?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,367 |
programmerhumor | InconsiderateBastard | djj6naz | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>**P**orn**H**ub **P**rogramming<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,981 |
programmerhumor | ThatGuyWhoLikesSpace | djjbqb3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>TFW your workplace is tagged *Not Safe For Work*.<|eor|><|sor|>According to /u/Katie_Pornhub (and I'm paraphrasing) "it's like a normal office except for occasional hardcore porn on the monitors."<|eor|><|sor|>Accurate.<|eor|><|sor|>How's that different from a normal office?<|eor|><|sor|>In a normal office, it's considered NSFW. There, however, it's business.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,890 |
programmerhumor | cavern_dweller | djjbvwm | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>Smart move to call the parent company MindGeek.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,364 |
programmerhumor | Mark_dawsom | djj6s06 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>**P**orn**H**ub **P**rogramming<|eor|><|soopr|>http://i.imgur.com/z4M6NxP.gifv<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,032 |
programmerhumor | flukus | djjdc82 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>I worked for a porn company years ago, essentially writing the software for their private jack off booths.
I was a sole developer and left to help build my career but that was a bad move in hindsight. The hours were great, the work was interesting enough and it is by far the most chilled industry I've ever worked in, having a joint with morning tea was quite common.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 949 |
programmerhumor | PM_Me_Night_Elf_Porn | djjbvdk | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>php stands for: programmers hate php<|eor|><|sor|>The best acronyms use recursion.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 895 |
programmerhumor | boringdude00 | djjfr89 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>TFW your workplace is tagged *Not Safe For Work*.<|eor|><|sor|>According to /u/Katie_Pornhub (and I'm paraphrasing) "it's like a normal office except for occasional hardcore porn on the monitors."<|eor|><|sor|>Accurate.<|eor|><|sor|>How's that different from a normal office?<|eor|><|sor|>In a normal office, it's considered NSFW. There, however, it's business.<|eor|><|sor|>What if you're supposed to be working in the Pregnant Milking Cosplay Hentai section but you're caught watching videos from the Mature Lesbian Squirt Bukake section? Would they treat it like any other business and treat it as though you were viewing NSFW material in public during worktime?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 806 |
programmerhumor | mikeballs | djjfsuh | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>I worked for a porn company years ago, essentially writing the software for their private jack off booths.
I was a sole developer and left to help build my career but that was a bad move in hindsight. The hours were great, the work was interesting enough and it is by far the most chilled industry I've ever worked in, having a joint with morning tea was quite common.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Did you misinterpret it as working there was the bad move? I accidentally read it like that too, but he's saying that leaving was the mistake and then lists the perks of working there to clear up why he misses it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 751 |
programmerhumor | jamiemac2005 | djj8xvp | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>Decades ago, I almost took a job for the summer. I would have been paid to upload porn images to their Usenet newsgroup. Despite being your typical raging hormone teenager at the time, I decided against it because, in part, I wasn't sure how it would have looked on my resume.<|eor|><|sor|>I think I could pull off an interview with it on my cv. Just gotta roll with it rather than against it.
>so I see here you worked at pornhub between [dates]
>ah, so you've heard of us! Did you see the UX on the share button? All me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 722 |
programmerhumor | Boob_Sniffer | djji88s | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>Smart move to call the parent company MindGeek.<|eor|><|sor|>Used to be called Manwin. Most of the big porn companies do the same because otherwise recruitment is a PITA.<|eor|><|sor|>Man I had to look up what PITA meant. And simply googling brought up pita bread as the first result and I became even more confused.
You do mean Pain In The Ass, yeah?<|eor|><|sor|>No it stands for Penis In The Ass. It is a common mistake<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 688 |
programmerhumor | Gangreless | djjdyb2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>I think it would be extremely impressive on your resume if you worked at PornHub in SRE or infrastructure. Having to handle those huge loads and all.<|eor|><|sor|>massive loads, really<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The best loads<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 683 |
programmerhumor | Abscind | djjdvsf | <|sols|><|sot|>Working at PornHub<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/oqVSVYu.png<|eol|><|sor|>TFW your workplace is tagged *Not Safe For Work*.<|eor|><|sor|>According to /u/Katie_Pornhub (and I'm paraphrasing) "it's like a normal office except for occasional hardcore porn on the monitors."<|eor|><|sor|>Accurate.<|eor|><|sor|>How's that different from a normal office?<|eor|><|sor|>In a normal office, it's considered NSFW. There, however, it's business.<|eor|><|sor|>Maximum Efficiency <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 629 |
programmerhumor | elonmusque | wmimvt | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53,232 |
programmerhumor | kurabu5 | ijzcd5b | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Feeling personally attacked there<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,496 |
programmerhumor | agent_double_oh_pi | ijzflr7 | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Oooh. PiHole! Hyperion server! Home Assistant!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,234 |
programmerhumor | id-10_t-err | ijzgx67 | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Oooh. PiHole! Hyperion server! Home Assistant!<|eor|><|sor|>Pihole is the best!! Has blocked 6,653 adds so far! 21.7 percent of my routers traffic is adds and trackers apparently..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 492 |
programmerhumor | elonmusque | ijzcq2i | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Feeling personally attacked there<|eor|><|soopr|>I'm sorry<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 458 |
programmerhumor | ihatenullpointers | ijzg720 | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>jokes on you, i use my 3 RPi4s very elegantly to collect dust<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 376 |
programmerhumor | zombie_mode_1 | ijznr7t | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Oooh. PiHole! Hyperion server! Home Assistant!<|eor|><|sor|>Pihole is the best!! Has blocked 6,653 adds so far! 21.7 percent of my routers traffic is adds and trackers apparently..<|eor|><|sor|>I got a smart TV, 20% became 80%.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 370 |
programmerhumor | elonmusque | ijzd5fq | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>everything can be a touchscreen if you imagine hard enough<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 348 |
programmerhumor | Minizarbi | ijzrvsx | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Buy a speaker. Connect your pi to it. Put it on a closet. Make it say things occasionally like "Please let me out" "It's dark inside" "I'm hungry" and some crying sounds. Enjoy when your friends come to your house :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 310 |
programmerhumor | GKQybah | ijzlqta | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine having one just lying around, they're backordered as fuck. I paid triple on 2nd hand market for one last month.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 290 |
programmerhumor | Routine-Action7326 | ijzl2ml | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I also have a raspberry pie on my shelf that is currently cooling down before i eat it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 271 |
programmerhumor | GayCookieCodes | ijzbt43 | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My RPi Zero W (1) has the same feeling probably.
I did use it before for reading P2000 messages (FLEX) but now it's just doing nothing in a 3d printed case haha<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
programmerhumor | kurabu5 | ijzcw18 | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Feeling personally attacked there<|eor|><|soopr|>I'm sorry<|eoopr|><|sor|>Oh but just you wait. I am saving it for MY OPUS MAGNUM (I said 5 years ago and counting).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 249 |
programmerhumor | Xander-047 | ijzf965 | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Got an arduino kit and...yeah same here, one day when my 3d printer will stop acting up<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 217 |
programmerhumor | asianabsinthe | ijzig92 | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>everything can be a touchscreen if you imagine hard enough<|eoopr|><|sor|>*places hand on moose ass, squeezes eyes shut and imagines*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | DovesArePigeons | ijztyxw | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Oooh. PiHole! Hyperion server! Home Assistant!<|eor|><|sor|>Pihole is the best!! Has blocked 6,653 adds so far! 21.7 percent of my routers traffic is adds and trackers apparently..<|eor|><|sor|>I got a smart TV, 20% became 80%.<|eor|><|sor|>Same. My Samsung TV has (or used to have hehe) ads built into the UI. Begone!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | Sciirof | ijzl1ku | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Oooh. PiHole! Hyperion server! Home Assistant!<|eor|><|sor|>PiHole or Home Assistant or both is definitely the first step in Raspberry Pifying your home.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | Dudley_Do_Wrong | ijzlfbn | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Feeling personally attacked there<|eor|><|soopr|>I'm sorry<|eoopr|><|sor|>Oh but just you wait. I am saving it for MY OPUS MAGNUM (I said 5 years ago and counting).<|eor|><|sor|>Magnum opus? Or Magnum (Raspberry) P.I.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | kurabu5 | ijzjojc | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Feeling personally attacked there<|eor|><|sor|>i have 4 of them.<|eor|><|sor|>And they all running a fun side project, right?
...right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 112 |
programmerhumor | PriorityGondola | ijzmh1u | <|sols|><|sot|>one day my friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ecuv65qsm9h91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>jokes on you, i use my 3 RPi4s very elegantly to collect dust<|eor|><|sor|>That sounds like one hell of a robotics project.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmerhumor | Nacho_Buddy | 13e3xmz | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53,208 |
programmerhumor | orsikbattlehammer | jjo03vb | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the delicious memes Im looking for. No more bell curve x language trash<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,118 |
programmerhumor | digital-asteroids | jjo1whi | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot about the people bringing a mobile office setup. I went to a hackaton and a team of 4 walked in and constructed freaking cubicles with surrounding sound proof walls.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,908 |
programmerhumor | q0099 | jjo2ai3 | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot about the people bringing a mobile office setup. I went to a hackaton and a team of 4 walked in and constructed freaking cubicles with surrounding sound proof walls.<|eor|><|sor|>One can left the corporate sector but the corporate sector would never left them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,038 |
programmerhumor | Dejantic_X | jjohotq | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The Chinese translates to "common Chinese name"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,848 |
programmerhumor | FatLoserSupreme | jjnsii7 | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tharg sounds like my spirit animal. How do I join the church of tharg?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,509 |
programmerhumor | False-Egg-7765 | jjo1nei | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I really want an ocean's 11/expendables esque ensemble movie with all of them getting together for one last job<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,321 |
programmerhumor | burgerfromfortnite | jjoi4s3 | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the delicious memes Im looking for. No more bell curve x language trash<|eor|><|sor|>and is actually somewhat realistic and the descriptions are not forced or filler i love this meme<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,839 |
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