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programmerhumor | PuzzleheadedFinish87 | jjnxyjk | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oof, yeah. I like the part of coding contests that's solving problems quickly for fun, but really lose it at the point where it becomes a "sport"optimizing for keystrokes, obfuscating to throw off other people reading your code, and maintaining a library of pasteable routines that cover all the toy problem essentials. Imma keep doing contest problems after the fact at my own speed for fun.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,749 |
programmerhumor | th1a9oo000 | jjoaq81 | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Uni hackathons were just eat the free food and piss around while your group tharg solo's it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,633 |
programmerhumor | Apocalypseos | jjoepvh | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I really want an ocean's 11/expendables esque ensemble movie with all of them getting together for one last job<|eor|><|sor|>Oracle's 11<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,245 |
programmerhumor | zeropointcorp | jjofj7g | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot about the people bringing a mobile office setup. I went to a hackaton and a team of 4 walked in and constructed freaking cubicles with surrounding sound proof walls.<|eor|><|sor|>One can left the corporate sector but the corporate sector would never left them.<|eor|><|sor|>You can take the man out of the cubicle, but you cant take the cubicle out of the man<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,225 |
programmerhumor | Dall0o | jjo0ic6 | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tharg sounds like my spirit animal. How do I join the church of tharg?<|eor|><|sor|>Learn you a Haskell and start writing a language. When your lexer/parser is ready, write a http lib to push your new lang to https://esolangs.org/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 971 |
programmerhumor | flamion_ | jjnqb1f | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>the femboy is missing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 909 |
programmerhumor | MalPL | jjoa7y9 | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oof, yeah. I like the part of coding contests that's solving problems quickly for fun, but really lose it at the point where it becomes a "sport"optimizing for keystrokes, obfuscating to throw off other people reading your code, and maintaining a library of pasteable routines that cover all the toy problem essentials. Imma keep doing contest problems after the fact at my own speed for fun.<|eor|><|sor|>For real, I got actual work to do. Who's got the time?<|eor|><|sor|>Tharg<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 895 |
programmerhumor | NebXan | jjnuavx | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>the femboy is missing<|eor|><|sor|>Also the furry. You meet someone wearing a full fur suit there's a 50/50 chance they're a sysadmin or network engineer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 824 |
programmerhumor | plumb_eater | jjolzwq | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the delicious memes Im looking for. No more bell curve x language trash<|eor|><|sor|>and is actually somewhat realistic and the descriptions are not forced or filler i love this meme<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly, I cant tell you if these are real people, because I swear Ive encountered all of them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 808 |
programmerhumor | ZXSoru | jjnwzpk | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is this post so real<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 791 |
programmerhumor | lepapulematoleguau | jjo37wp | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Personal homepage is html 2.0 compliant.
Hahahahaha.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 689 |
programmerhumor | EffectiveDependent76 | jjnym22 | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How is that last guy even fair? All the Indian YouTube educators? That guy basically has every phd available!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 663 |
programmerhumor | kaeptnphlop | jjo1bcl | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oof, yeah. I like the part of coding contests that's solving problems quickly for fun, but really lose it at the point where it becomes a "sport"optimizing for keystrokes, obfuscating to throw off other people reading your code, and maintaining a library of pasteable routines that cover all the toy problem essentials. Imma keep doing contest problems after the fact at my own speed for fun.<|eor|><|sor|>For real, I got actual work to do. Who's got the time?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 609 |
programmerhumor | MaheshtheDev | w4eaze | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53,134 |
programmerhumor | PorkRoll2022 | ih1fdn8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HR<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17,837 |
programmerhumor | xcski_paul | ih1mj0l | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked at a place that said they did pair programming. What they really did was mob programming, where 3 highly skilled programmers and one junior sat and watched the lead programmer program on a projector screen and occasionally got to say you missed a semicolon. It was incredibly boring and I hated it there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,822 |
programmerhumor | DrunkenlySober | ih1kbiz | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HR<|eor|><|sor|>Is this not how your company does code reviews?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,622 |
programmerhumor | DaniilBSD | ih1dzdi | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>GF-deficiency<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,716 |
programmerhumor | slowmovinglettuce | ih1l8ic | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HR<|eor|><|sor|>Is this not how your company does code reviews?<|eor|><|sor|>Code reviews? This is clearly pair programming!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,822 |
programmerhumor | Cody_Garbrandt | ih1ckwb | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What are you doing, step coder?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,367 |
programmerhumor | LucienZerger | ih1eo8n | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>how bold to assume they are coding..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,657 |
programmerhumor | ameddin73 | ih1ts5o | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked at a place that said they did pair programming. What they really did was mob programming, where 3 highly skilled programmers and one junior sat and watched the lead programmer program on a projector screen and occasionally got to say you missed a semicolon. It was incredibly boring and I hated it there.<|eor|><|sor|>We're doing mob programming right now and it's been great. But instead of sitting around watching one person we take 10 minute turns on the keyboard so no one gets left behind.
It's not always perfect and bigger personalities definitely get outsized input but we're all learning fast (especially the two new people), writing quality code, and skipping code reviews.
Edit: Some of you people are so mean lol. No, our best engineers have not left. No, we're not delivering spaghetti code. And no we're not all in the same room all day (I'd probably wanna quit in that case too).
We all work remotely and collaborate using this [Mob tool](https://github.com/remotemobprogramming/mob). We also try our best to follow [formalized mob programming ](https://www.remotemobprogramming.org/), but with no cameras and less rules.
Idk why everyone here has a chip on their shoulder and refuses to believe anything but a hairy greasy nerd in a room alone at midnight holding a body pillow can deliver quality code. In my experience this has been very productive and enjoyable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,470 |
programmerhumor | Comfortable-Ear-1931 | ih1er04 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pair programming at its finest.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,402 |
programmerhumor | maitreg | ih1kfma | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>GF-deficiency<|eor|><|sor|>Or BF-deficiency<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,145 |
programmerhumor | Dave5876 | ih1qbw1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HR<|eor|><|sor|>Is this not how your company does code reviews?<|eor|><|sor|>Code reviews? This is clearly pair programming!<|eor|><|sor|>I thought this was how you did multi threading<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,125 |
programmerhumor | ElWanderer_KSP | ih1dynu | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't own an Apple laptop (and neither does my wife)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,066 |
programmerhumor | Rustynail703 | ih1kmzs | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>how bold to assume they are coding..<|eor|><|sor|>Yea hes getting pegged watching furry videos. Good point.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,011 |
programmerhumor | nickmcpimpson | ih1trw2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked at a place that said they did pair programming. What they really did was mob programming, where 3 highly skilled programmers and one junior sat and watched the lead programmer program on a projector screen and occasionally got to say you missed a semicolon. It was incredibly boring and I hated it there.<|eor|><|sor|>IMO this isn't how pair programming should work fundamentally. It makes more sense to let the lesser experienced developers "drive" while the more experienced developer guides decisions and answers questions. Specifically, the senior should also not tell the other developer exactly what to write and how to write, walking the fine line of coaching vs commanding is important. It is still valuable to have the senior take the reins at times because the other developers can observe decision making and strategy that they might not have thought of.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 964 |
programmerhumor | GeePedicy | ih1lab9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>GF-deficiency<|eor|><|sor|>Or BF-deficiency<|eor|><|sor|>There are no girls on Reddit, nor girls who can write code /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 769 |
programmerhumor | Alt_Acc_42069 | ih1zoyr | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked at a place that said they did pair programming. What they really did was mob programming, where 3 highly skilled programmers and one junior sat and watched the lead programmer program on a projector screen and occasionally got to say you missed a semicolon. It was incredibly boring and I hated it there.<|eor|><|sor|>We're doing mob programming right now and it's been great. But instead of sitting around watching one person we take 10 minute turns on the keyboard so no one gets left behind.
It's not always perfect and bigger personalities definitely get outsized input but we're all learning fast (especially the two new people), writing quality code, and skipping code reviews.
Edit: Some of you people are so mean lol. No, our best engineers have not left. No, we're not delivering spaghetti code. And no we're not all in the same room all day (I'd probably wanna quit in that case too).
We all work remotely and collaborate using this [Mob tool](https://github.com/remotemobprogramming/mob). We also try our best to follow [formalized mob programming ](https://www.remotemobprogramming.org/), but with no cameras and less rules.
Idk why everyone here has a chip on their shoulder and refuses to believe anything but a hairy greasy nerd in a room alone at midnight holding a body pillow can deliver quality code. In my experience this has been very productive and enjoyable.<|eor|><|sor|>This would suck for me since 90% of my coding is googling the most basic shit ("pandas how to merge two dataframes") and I tend to get flustered when someone's watching me work, resulting in a high probability I'll screw up in a really dumb way<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 759 |
programmerhumor | kms_ag | ih1e1ff | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll nuke the office if I take off my shoes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 733 |
programmerhumor | ariN_CS | ih1f7e3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't own an Apple laptop (and neither does my wife)<|eor|><|sor|>I own an Apple laptop but no wife<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 578 |
programmerhumor | GVGavenatoreGR | ih1km1c | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Remember fellow coders. Dependencies lead to inheritance.
Stay safe
Stay protected.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 556 |
programmerhumor | Shufflepants | ih20zmx | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked at a place that said they did pair programming. What they really did was mob programming, where 3 highly skilled programmers and one junior sat and watched the lead programmer program on a projector screen and occasionally got to say you missed a semicolon. It was incredibly boring and I hated it there.<|eor|><|sor|>We're doing mob programming right now and it's been great. But instead of sitting around watching one person we take 10 minute turns on the keyboard so no one gets left behind.
It's not always perfect and bigger personalities definitely get outsized input but we're all learning fast (especially the two new people), writing quality code, and skipping code reviews.
Edit: Some of you people are so mean lol. No, our best engineers have not left. No, we're not delivering spaghetti code. And no we're not all in the same room all day (I'd probably wanna quit in that case too).
We all work remotely and collaborate using this [Mob tool](https://github.com/remotemobprogramming/mob). We also try our best to follow [formalized mob programming ](https://www.remotemobprogramming.org/), but with no cameras and less rules.
Idk why everyone here has a chip on their shoulder and refuses to believe anything but a hairy greasy nerd in a room alone at midnight holding a body pillow can deliver quality code. In my experience this has been very productive and enjoyable.<|eor|><|sor|>This would suck for me since 90% of my coding is googling the most basic shit ("pandas how to merge two dataframes") and I tend to get flustered when someone's watching me work, resulting in a high probability I'll screw up in a really dumb way<|eor|><|sor|>But with mob programming, instead of googling stuff, you'll have 4 people all just telling you what to do all at the same time, with at least 1 person telling you to do something different.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 438 |
programmerhumor | wcslater | tyyxe4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52,806 |
programmerhumor | RatherBetter | i3vktnz | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>pov: you became HTML programmer just by joining this subreddit and slacking off at work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,359 |
programmerhumor | Constant_Parfait_410 | i3vndta | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>All it requires is 7 taps<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 569 |
programmerhumor | Sceptz | i3vpl7k | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>pov: you became HTML programmer just by joining this subreddit and slacking off at work<|eor|><|sor|>by inspecting elements<|eor|><|sor|>Woah there, that hacking will get you prison time in Missouri.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 409 |
programmerhumor | wrossi81 | i3vrqxj | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Developer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 370 |
programmerhumor | Miiohau | i3vqt2d | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yes, after you prove you have the one absolutely nessarly skill to be a developer: how to google the answer to a question.
Bonus this is also the skill you need for all the tech support you will now be doing for your friends and family.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 252 |
programmerhumor | wcslater | i3vnpbr | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>All it requires is 7 taps<|eor|><|soopr|>r/tippytaps<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | wcslater | i3w03sf | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>stop reporting this for "misinformation" :(<|eor|><|soopr|>Seriously?
*visible confusion*<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | wcslater | i3w169w | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>stop reporting this for "misinformation" :(<|eor|><|soopr|>Seriously?
*visible confusion*<|eoopr|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|soopr|>***Universities hate this one amazing trick***<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | princessParking | i3w07yd | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>stop reporting this for "misinformation" :(<|eor|><|sor|>Is there no Mr. Information? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmerhumor | ojoaopestana | i3vxq8j | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Developer.<|eor|><|sor|>What? How can you do this?! This is outrageous! It's unfair! How can you be on the council and not be a Developer?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | spin-itch | i3vunk7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>pov: you became HTML programmer just by joining this subreddit and slacking off at work<|eor|><|sor|>by inspecting elements<|eor|><|sor|>Woah there, that hacking will get you prison time in Missouri.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, you have to decode some base64 first<|eor|><|sor|>Can you use the TCP to do that? Maybe a Blockchain or two?<|eor|><|sor|>If you have an issue with MySQL, then use somebody elses SQL<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 110 |
programmerhumor | TheAlan404 | i3vpvap | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>pov: you became HTML programmer just by joining this subreddit and slacking off at work<|eor|><|sor|>by inspecting elements<|eor|><|sor|>Woah there, that hacking will get you prison time in Missouri.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, you have to decode some base64 first<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmerhumor | LMNOP_065 | i3vntjl | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>And for those who aren't they just a few clicks away.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmerhumor | lliKoTesneciL | i3w191j | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just tried this myself and it told me, "No need, you are already a developer". How did Google know??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmerhumor | danabrey | i3vtcpj | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>pov: you became HTML programmer just by joining this subreddit and slacking off at work<|eor|><|sor|>I had my first taste of HTML development.
I needed a change to a site (a kiosk screen) and my boss told me to get out contract html guy on the phone, I told him what I wanted. He trys something it, he sees it isn't right trys something, still not right.5 trys later he gets it.
I could have done that. He got paid more in that hour than I do for an entire day.
Next time I needed a change I did it myself.<|eor|><|sor|>And now you're doing the job of someone paid more in an hour than you do for the entire day, for the same money.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | demon_ix | i3vq16e | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>pov: you became HTML programmer just by joining this subreddit and slacking off at work<|eor|><|sor|>by inspecting elements<|eor|><|sor|>Woah there, that hacking will get you prison time in Missouri.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, you have to decode some base64 first<|eor|><|sor|>Can you use the TCP to do that? Maybe a Blockchain or two?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmerhumor | dethmstr | i3vqeta | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>All it requires is 7 taps<|eor|><|soopr|>r/tippytaps<|eoopr|><|sor|>r/IdTapThat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
programmerhumor | Nick_Zacker | i3vy7eh | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yes, after you prove you have the one absolutely nessarly skill to be a developer: how to google the answer to a question.
Bonus this is also the skill you need for all the tech support you will now be doing for your friends and family.<|eor|><|sor|>And going to uni to learn all this crap and get a degree that basically says you can google stuff really good<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmerhumor | skadel | i5iokv | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52,719 |
programmerhumor | MachineCode86 | g0pjjya | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would always tell the sales staff that they succeeded because I turned their lies into truth. And of course for all their bullshitting, I had to stress about how to make it happen and they got paid better.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,331 |
programmerhumor | SirHerald | g0pla3l | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would always tell the sales staff that they succeeded because I turned their lies into truth. And of course for all their bullshitting, I had to stress about how to make it happen and they got paid better.<|eor|><|sor|>Their failure is your failure.
Your success is their success.
When you do the impossible it's considered the bare minimum.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,787 |
programmerhumor | Habanero_Eyeball | g0pnb4x | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yep [reminds me of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg).
When it came out years ago I was stunned at how accurate it was.
The more I showed it to people, I then became stunned at how pervasive it is!! People in all different types of jobs across all different areas could relate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 868 |
programmerhumor | Stoomba | g0px15i | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would always tell the sales staff that they succeeded because I turned their lies into truth. And of course for all their bullshitting, I had to stress about how to make it happen and they got paid better.<|eor|><|sor|>Their failure is your failure.
Your success is their success.
When you do the impossible it's considered the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>And yet to the company they are worth more<|eor|><|sor|>The bullshit idea between "cost center" and "profit center". What the hell are sales going to sell without any engineers to actually make their bullshit fantasies become real. It's two halves of the same whole.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 809 |
programmerhumor | MachineCode86 | g0podoq | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would always tell the sales staff that they succeeded because I turned their lies into truth. And of course for all their bullshitting, I had to stress about how to make it happen and they got paid better.<|eor|><|sor|>Their failure is your failure.
Your success is their success.
When you do the impossible it's considered the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>And yet to the company they are worth more<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 711 |
programmerhumor | _ChestHair_ | g0qbxoj | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would always tell the sales staff that they succeeded because I turned their lies into truth. And of course for all their bullshitting, I had to stress about how to make it happen and they got paid better.<|eor|><|sor|>Their failure is your failure.
Your success is their success.
When you do the impossible it's considered the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>And yet to the company they are worth more<|eor|><|sor|>The bullshit idea between "cost center" and "profit center". What the hell are sales going to sell without any engineers to actually make their bullshit fantasies become real. It's two halves of the same whole.<|eor|><|sor|>Amen brother. I learned a lot at that job (I freelance and teach now) about how we both needed one another. I used to have a very negative view of sales in general but, its true. With out us, they have nothing to sell, and without them we have nobody to pay for our work. I just wish we were treated in a more similar fashion rather than as the basement dwelling workhorses.<|eor|><|sor|>Shouldn't people in sales have a technical background so that they don't promise the moon?<|eor|><|sor|>Hahahahahahahahahahahaha<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 482 |
programmerhumor | kmj442 | g0pxayo | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You mean every sales pitch ever.
​
Sales: Ohh you want this to control the weather, sure we can do that
Engineering: Oh fuck<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 445 |
programmerhumor | MachineCode86 | g0pxrma | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would always tell the sales staff that they succeeded because I turned their lies into truth. And of course for all their bullshitting, I had to stress about how to make it happen and they got paid better.<|eor|><|sor|>Their failure is your failure.
Your success is their success.
When you do the impossible it's considered the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>And yet to the company they are worth more<|eor|><|sor|>The bullshit idea between "cost center" and "profit center". What the hell are sales going to sell without any engineers to actually make their bullshit fantasies become real. It's two halves of the same whole.<|eor|><|sor|>Amen brother. I learned a lot at that job (I freelance and teach now) about how we both needed one another. I used to have a very negative view of sales in general but, its true. With out us, they have nothing to sell, and without them we have nobody to pay for our work. I just wish we were treated in a more similar fashion rather than as the basement dwelling workhorses.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 390 |
programmerhumor | demon_ix | g0psghf | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yep [reminds me of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg).
When it came out years ago I was stunned at how accurate it was.
The more I showed it to people, I then became stunned at how pervasive it is!! People in all different types of jobs across all different areas could relate.<|eor|><|sor|>When I was younger, I thought this was comedy, not reality.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 325 |
programmerhumor | nooberman99 | g0pxm4f | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You mean every sales pitch ever.
​
Sales: Ohh you want this to control the weather, sure we can do that
Engineering: Oh fuck<|eor|><|sor|>if celsius == 24:
print("snowy")
Done.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 263 |
programmerhumor | MetaMemeAboutAMeme | g0q05s6 | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dilbert, 19940220
"It has to have a 45 inch screen and still fit in a purse or a wallet. It needs to act as a communications satellite, as well as a room freshener. It must cure deadly diseases, and whiten your teeth while you sleep. Ha ha!! And it has to be capable of time travel!! And have a telepathic user interface!"
\*SLAP\*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | CommanderSean12 | g0q3q7s | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Hey team, just got off a meeting with the clients. Told them you guys can do XYZ as a special exception for them, you guys can right?"
everyone looks at each before one of us says "uh... no?"
awkward silence, as the person from product looks at us worriedly before finally our team lead says "I guess we can try"
and that's the story of how my team kept having special exceptions for every client ever<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 227 |
programmerhumor | NotWorthTheRead | g0qe7r4 | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would always tell the sales staff that they succeeded because I turned their lies into truth. And of course for all their bullshitting, I had to stress about how to make it happen and they got paid better.<|eor|><|sor|>I once worked for a company whose software youve probably used. We got one of these situations, the programmers put in a lot of unpaid overtime to deliver what sales sold before we even heard about it, infeasibly short deadline, all that jazz.
And we delivered.
In that quarters all-hands, the CEO congratulated everyone on delivering that feature specifically, it was our best quarter ever. Programmers got called out and given a round of applause and informed later that week that there was no money for raises or bonuses. The sales team got called out and sent to Puerto Rico for two weeks, all expenses paid.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 227 |
programmerhumor | battle-obsessed | g0qbmpd | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would always tell the sales staff that they succeeded because I turned their lies into truth. And of course for all their bullshitting, I had to stress about how to make it happen and they got paid better.<|eor|><|sor|>Their failure is your failure.
Your success is their success.
When you do the impossible it's considered the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>And yet to the company they are worth more<|eor|><|sor|>The bullshit idea between "cost center" and "profit center". What the hell are sales going to sell without any engineers to actually make their bullshit fantasies become real. It's two halves of the same whole.<|eor|><|sor|>Amen brother. I learned a lot at that job (I freelance and teach now) about how we both needed one another. I used to have a very negative view of sales in general but, its true. With out us, they have nothing to sell, and without them we have nobody to pay for our work. I just wish we were treated in a more similar fashion rather than as the basement dwelling workhorses.<|eor|><|sor|>Shouldn't people in sales have a technical background so that they don't promise the moon?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | worldpotato1 | g0pwb0l | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yep [reminds me of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg).
When it came out years ago I was stunned at how accurate it was.
The more I showed it to people, I then became stunned at how pervasive it is!! People in all different types of jobs across all different areas could relate.<|eor|><|sor|>When I was younger, I thought this was comedy, not reality.<|eor|><|sor|>The same for me.
Then I was in the situation of that poor guy. Sitting there as an expert, and needing to explain the customer that it is not possible to realize his wishes. At the same time my business development colleague switched the sides and wanted me to confirm, that we can do it.
Later on I talked with an other "expert" of an other company and he told me that they told the same customer to "come again when they have realistic wishes". But we invested several days of my time and in sum 4 workdays of the sales team just to make an offer which doesn't fit the customer and was way over the price expectations.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | BloodAndSand44 | g0pz9nn | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of a hospital system in the uk called [Lorenzo](https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/nhs-lorenzo-it-patient-records-blunder_uk_5b9f7c33e4b04d32ebfa268e).
The story was that when it was presented to the government it was nothing more than a slick PowerPoint.
And the went for it.
Edit: Link<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | demon_ix | g0pxbg0 | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yep [reminds me of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg).
When it came out years ago I was stunned at how accurate it was.
The more I showed it to people, I then became stunned at how pervasive it is!! People in all different types of jobs across all different areas could relate.<|eor|><|sor|>When I was younger, I thought this was comedy, not reality.<|eor|><|sor|>The same for me.
Then I was in the situation of that poor guy. Sitting there as an expert, and needing to explain the customer that it is not possible to realize his wishes. At the same time my business development colleague switched the sides and wanted me to confirm, that we can do it.
Later on I talked with an other "expert" of an other company and he told me that they told the same customer to "come again when they have realistic wishes". But we invested several days of my time and in sum 4 workdays of the sales team just to make an offer which doesn't fit the customer and was way over the price expectations.<|eor|><|sor|>>my business development colleague switched the sides
They're not on your side, or the customer's side. Their only objective is to make the deal occur. When you're objecting, you're acting against their interests.
You're the engineer. Your job has to be consistent with reality. They're the ones writing the proposal, so they can write it as fiction and get away with it.
​
> was way over the price expectations
Par for the course. Customer low-balls their budget, business high-balls the cost, both expect to meet in the middle eventually.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
programmerhumor | SirHerald | g0qefgl | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would always tell the sales staff that they succeeded because I turned their lies into truth. And of course for all their bullshitting, I had to stress about how to make it happen and they got paid better.<|eor|><|sor|>Their failure is your failure.
Your success is their success.
When you do the impossible it's considered the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>And yet to the company they are worth more<|eor|><|sor|>The bullshit idea between "cost center" and "profit center". What the hell are sales going to sell without any engineers to actually make their bullshit fantasies become real. It's two halves of the same whole.<|eor|><|sor|>Amen brother. I learned a lot at that job (I freelance and teach now) about how we both needed one another. I used to have a very negative view of sales in general but, its true. With out us, they have nothing to sell, and without them we have nobody to pay for our work. I just wish we were treated in a more similar fashion rather than as the basement dwelling workhorses.<|eor|><|sor|>Shouldn't people in sales have a technical background so that they don't promise the moon?<|eor|><|sor|>My boss kept making promises about what was possible to the upper management, but what was promised was insane. I was too low on the levels to be heard until it was time to implement and I was the bad guy suddenly. My boss left for another job and I took the full brunt of the backlash from their stupidity.
It wasn't even plans that were just difficult. It was logically impossible with all the other goals.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | mahade | g0qaq4c | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been in situations like that. Feature-wise we could do it, but time-wise we couldn't. The salesperson was selling something that should take us 10 months. He sold it as a solution we would have ready for production in 4 months.
So there I am. The senior engineer who did his due diligence, the research, the planning. I sat with the project manager (who was also present and didn't say anything) and created the whole line of stories: all the epics and most stories.
We knew it wasn't going to happen.
So I took him aside and told him:
"We need 10 months, not 4."
He told me he knew what he was doing. I told him I knew what he was doing, too. And it's not going over my back. I'm not going to work endless amounts of overtime because he's eager to score a big fish.
So I told him:
"It's not going over my back. I'm not going to have my team work endless amounts of overtime because you are eager to score a big fish."
And I continued:
"You do your sales, I'll excuse myself and email our CTO and CEO about this."
We did not get the client because a different contractor did. They underdelivered. And six months later we were called in and we signed a preferred provider contract. That was five years ago and we're still working with them.
\---
Edit: That salesperson still works for us and he's improved since :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 121 |
programmerhumor | NilsNicNac | w7lkik | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52,558 |
programmerhumor | -domi- | ihka4az | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I agree, Cabron would have been better.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,780 |
programmerhumor | r00t69 | ihkd4bi | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is a conspiracy. The next java replacement language will be called "FREE", for: GO CARBON FREE<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,966 |
programmerhumor | Merlinsvault | ihkgmw6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>My search engine probably thinks I am stalking some girl named Julia...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,272 |
programmerhumor | Auderdo | ihkeuo8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>So that they can make a joke about adding a Date lib in Carbon-14<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,742 |
programmerhumor | Firemorfox | ihkjn1o | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is a conspiracy. The next java replacement language will be called "FREE", for: GO CARBON FREE<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, this might actually be real. If it does happen, this is hilariously clever.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,716 |
programmerhumor | m__a__s | ihkqsx7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>My search engine probably thinks I am stalking some girl named Julia...<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah. Julia Lang. Know her well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,684 |
programmerhumor | galacticDaemon | ihkdxeh | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I agree, Cabron would have been better.<|eor|><|sor|>Que si hombre...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,642 |
programmerhumor | iligal_odin | ihkunc0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is a conspiracy. The next java replacement language will be called "FREE", for: GO CARBON FREE<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, this might actually be real. If it does happen, this is hilariously clever.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the reason Disney released a movie called frozen. They wanted to divert people from searching Walt Disney Frozen (aka him being a frozen corpse)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,066 |
programmerhumor | Ok_Jacket3710 | ihk9kxg | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Go<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 970 |
programmerhumor | IronicStrikes | ihkfjoo | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Same for C, Go, Rust<|eor|><|sor|>"rust not the game" "rust also not the oxidized metal"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 812 |
programmerhumor | erebuxy | ihkbown | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Same for C, Go, Rust<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 652 |
programmerhumor | dhruvadeep_malakar | ihkath5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>If I make a programming language i would same it. Silicon. It would be competitor of Carbon.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 648 |
programmerhumor | LackGes0ffen | ihkewla | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>If I make a programming language i would same it. Silicon. It would be competitor of Carbon.<|eor|><|sor|>We'll end up with a ton of languages named after periodic elements. I'll make osmium then.<|eor|><|sor|>"how to kill child with Plutonium?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 637 |
programmerhumor | Pocok5 | ihkfsvc | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft: Hold my beer.
.NET
.NET Framework
.NET Core
ASP.NET
ASP.NET Core
VB.NET<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 563 |
programmerhumor | steviestammyepichock | ihl5c4s | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is a conspiracy. The next java replacement language will be called "FREE", for: GO CARBON FREE<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, this might actually be real. If it does happen, this is hilariously clever.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the reason Disney released a movie called frozen. They wanted to divert people from searching Walt Disney Frozen (aka him being a frozen corpse)<|eor|><|sor|>r/lowstakesconspiracies<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 508 |
programmerhumor | TheOriginalSmileyMan | ihkiua1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Urgh, I remember having to support this crappy email app called...Good. Literally impossible to google it. "Good App", "Good email", "Good email app"
And ironically the app was absolute garbage
EDIT: I didn't imagine it: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good\_Technology](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Technology)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 499 |
programmerhumor | juberish | ihkcee8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Carblang, it's that easy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 490 |
programmerhumor | quote_engine | ihl78w0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>My search engine probably thinks I am stalking some girl named Julia...<|eor|><|sor|>> how to kill julia child<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 385 |
programmerhumor | sakib_shahriyar | lwo971 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52,538 |
programmerhumor | codebullCamelCase | gpimytp | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, just learn Java. It will make you like every other language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,193 |
programmerhumor | BaronSharktooth | gpincz0 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, just learn Java. It will make you like every other language.<|eor|><|sor|>It's as easy as falling off a bike!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,493 |
programmerhumor | Rafael20002000 | gpilyvn | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>You guys are using a turing complete language, I'm gonna use Brainfuck<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,464 |
programmerhumor | daniu | gpimtaj | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>That *is* a great suggestion - except for web frontend, backend, mobile games, games and ai.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 956 |
programmerhumor | OishikGYT2 | gpiksuj | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>w h e r e p y t h o n<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 908 |
programmerhumor | dmilin | gpinvxo | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>You guys are using a turing complete language, I'm gonna use Brainfuck<|eor|><|sor|>BF is Turing complete (well kinda, like any other runtime)<|eor|><|sor|>PowerPoint is even better for AI. Its Turing complete.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 787 |
programmerhumor | plasmasprings | gpin842 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>You guys are using a turing complete language, I'm gonna use Brainfuck<|eor|><|sor|>BF is Turing complete (well kinda, like any other runtime)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 744 |
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