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programmerhumor | DezXerneas | gpiicpe | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>The only thing I hated about learning JavaScript that I had to learn HTML and CSS just to test my code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 715 |
programmerhumor | mohanizer | gpioiop | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>w h e r e p y t h o n<|eor|><|sor|> which python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 641 |
programmerhumor | Paccos | gpilvqa | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>The only thing I hated about learning JavaScript that I had to learn HTML and CSS just to test my code.<|eor|><|sor|>Do you want to talk about our lord and savior Node.js?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 466 |
programmerhumor | Rafael20002000 | gpioc2x | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>You guys are using a turing complete language, I'm gonna use Brainfuck<|eor|><|sor|>BF is Turing complete (well kinda, like any other runtime)<|eor|><|sor|>PowerPoint is even better for AI. Its... | 449 |
programmerhumor | gopfrid | gpiq73f | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, just learn Java. It will make you like every other language.<|eor|><|sor|>I started learning java in my first semester and actually i am quite comfortable with it. I hope other languages will be as easy as ... | 418 |
programmerhumor | A347ty1 | gpilca9 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I will always recommend python, purely because it forces you to at least somewhat make your code readable. If someone asks me to look over one more C# script with out indenting it, I'm gonna lose it.<|eor|><|eols|><|... | 396 |
programmerhumor | RexMit | gpipy2b | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Hyper Text Machine Learning<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 370 |
programmerhumor | Nordrian | gpiyua8 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>That *is* a great suggestion - except for web frontend, backend, mobile games, games and ai.<|eor|><|sor|>Use assembly for all of this!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 335 |
programmerhumor | vladlearns | gpior27 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>You guys are using a turing complete language, I'm gonna use Brainfuck<|eor|><|sor|>BF is Turing complete (well kinda, like any other runtime)<|eor|><|sor|>PowerPoint is even better for AI. Its... | 335 |
programmerhumor | IGaming123 | gpip0l8 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, just learn Java. It will make you like every other language.<|eor|><|sor|>I started learning java in my first semester and actually i am quite comfortable with it. I hope other languages will be as easy as ... | 314 |
programmerhumor | Osakawaa | gpip5pq | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>w h e r e p y t h o n<|eor|><|sor|> which python<|eor|><|sor|>Monty python.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 314 |
programmerhumor | evolbackwards | uhyamv | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52,491 |
programmerhumor | tallwhiteninja | i796q4p | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Apparently being able to make a bulleted list wasn't a requirement for their recruiting team.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11,423 |
programmerhumor | evolbackwards | i794jlt | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>By the way the salary is like $2000 per month (in rands), here is the link to the post
[link](https://za.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=c97cf919397c4442&from=appsharedroid)
UPDATE: Lma... | 9,533 |
programmerhumor | Cautious-Comfort-919 | i795hro | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Full stack baby! Which stack? All stacks!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,011 |
programmerhumor | jammypants915 | i79dgxl | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bottom better say starting salary 500k<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,185 |
programmerhumor | Whatsongwasthat1 | i79ca35 | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>By the way the salary is like $2000 per month (in rands), here is the link to the post
[link](https://za.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=c97cf919397c4442&from=appsharedroid)
UPDATE: Lma... | 4,669 |
programmerhumor | afagehskw | i796c3d | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>By the way the salary is like $2000 per month (in rands), here is the link to the post
[link](https://za.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=c97cf919397c4442&from=appsharedroid)
UPDATE: Lma... | 3,863 |
programmerhumor | filosophicalaardvark | i794gat | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Competitive wages! $9.75/hr!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,161 |
programmerhumor | scyice | i79ko7f | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bottom better say starting salary 500k<|eor|><|sor|>Its 24k though, pretty close!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,901 |
programmerhumor | SirVanyel | i79cw5b | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Apparently being able to make a bulleted list wasn't a requirement for their recruiting team.<|eor|><|sor|>They had to be good at
- Responsibilities<|eor|><|sor|>"Hi there, I'm actually... | 2,208 |
programmerhumor | Alt-F42069_on_life | i797h57 | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>languages: IOS, Android, VSC<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,144 |
programmerhumor | ujoksimovic | i79f3u7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>By the way the salary is like $2000 per month (in rands), here is the link to the post
[link](https://za.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=c97cf919397c4442&from=appsharedroid)
UPDATE: Lma... | 2,078 |
programmerhumor | Bo_Jim | i798of4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* Knows how bullets work.
* Proofredas befor publishing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,042 |
programmerhumor | fschaupp | i798zxz | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Full stack baby! Which stack? All stacks!<|eor|><|sor|>More like an IT-Departmemt. The workload you probably get when you actually can do all that would hit you like a steamroller...<|eo... | 1,707 |
programmerhumor | Medianstatistics | i797zv1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn, I have all these skills except Visual Stusio Code!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,435 |
programmerhumor | Lone_Admin | i79r5ma | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bottom better say starting salary 500k<|eor|><|sor|>Its 24k though, pretty close!<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah just off by 476k<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,322 |
programmerhumor | eierwerfer | i796e1h | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>String Design Skills <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,189 |
programmerhumor | nerd_God | i79fyl7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Apparently being able to make a bulleted list wasn't a requirement for their recruiting team.<|eor|><|sor|>They had to be good at
- Responsibilities<|eor|><|sor|>"Hi there, I'm actually... | 1,171 |
programmerhumor | twane2018 | i794mt1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Frameworks!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,096 |
programmerhumor | Due_Run | avj910 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52,310 |
programmerhumor | nemohearttaco | ehfpgn1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm on year 3 of a 6 month project. I can attest.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,165 |
programmerhumor | jcdj1996 | ehfo810 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I feel this. I'm currently **6 months** into a "1 month" project and just received the final draft of the requirements like two days ago.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,683 |
programmerhumor | gandalfx | ehfqaeo | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What do you mean by "end"?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 537 |
programmerhumor | ManInBlack829 | ehg1isv | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm on year 3 of a 6 month project. I can attest.<|eor|><|sor|>Real talk: Does this look bad on you or are the people in your group smart enough to realize they opened a mini Pandora's Box and it's not your fault?
As a person in sc... | 516 |
programmerhumor | Iforgotmyhandle | ehfpwb1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I feel this. I'm currently **6 months** into a "1 month" project and just received the final draft of the requirements like two days ago.<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao Im in such a similar boat. Deadline for 20 migrations was December. 1 is com... | 403 |
programmerhumor | CodySpring | ehg226l | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm on year 3 of a 6 month project. I can attest.<|eor|><|sor|>Real talk: Does this look bad on you or are the people in your group smart enough to realize they opened a mini Pandora's Box and it's not your fault?
As a person in sc... | 396 |
programmerhumor | Venken | ehfpc9z | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>First month. "I'm a wizard!"
Sixth month in. "Screw magic! I have muggle magic!!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 332 |
programmerhumor | mymewheart | ehfrcgg | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What do you mean by "end"?<|eor|><|sor|>When you archive your repo. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | Manitcor | ehfp35n | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>After enough time you always look like the picture on the right, you just keep your guns in the robe until needed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmerhumor | Gracefulcomet | ehfkpqk | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn, what level is Daniel Radcliffe now lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | down_vote_magnet | ehfo795 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Developers! Developers! Developers!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | jmwpc | ehfxhde | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What do you mean by "end"?<|eor|><|sor|>When you archive your repo. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>No thats what the guns are for. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | Monckey100 | ehfuokf | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Missing the third picture where you transcend time and space, becoming aware of all bugs, faults, optimizations, yet time constrains you into becoming a chaotic neutral God fully aware of the costs to implement such changes, and und... | 124 |
programmerhumor | Sellasella123 | ehg8h4g | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm on year 3 of a 6 month project. I can attest.<|eor|><|sor|>Real talk: Does this look bad on you or are the people in your group smart enough to realize they opened a mini Pandora's Box and it's not your fault?
As a person in sc... | 123 |
programmerhumor | tinydonuts | ehfq8dv | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>First month. "I'm a wizard!"
Sixth month in. "Screw magic! I have muggle magic!!"<|eor|><|sor|>Yer a programmer Harry!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | Bibobeba | ehfu0mz | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I feel this. I'm currently **6 months** into a "1 month" project and just received the final draft of the requirements like two days ago.<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao Im in such a similar boat. Deadline for 20 migrations was December. 1 is com... | 109 |
programmerhumor | Macluawn | ehfn7kb | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn, what level is Daniel Radcliffe now lol.<|eor|><|sor|>At the level where guns are surgically attached to his hands, and is having problems peeing because of it.
So excited for the movie!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | mintiefresh | ehfz3o3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What do you mean by "end"?<|eor|><|sor|>When you archive your repo. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>No thats what the guns are for. <|eor|><|sor|> git push "bullet" --head<|eor|><|sor|>*(HEAD detached at origin)<|eor|><|eol... | 104 |
programmerhumor | b98765 | z4ay66 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52,239 |
programmerhumor | faze_fazebook | ixpz5cc | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>super modular code that can cope with changing requirements :
gets so complicated that it gets scrapped by the next developer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,914 |
programmerhumor | dasmau89 | ixq1nh6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing is as permanent as the temporary solution<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,004 |
programmerhumor | bam13302 | ixq1q3w | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>super modular code that can cope with changing requirements :
gets so complicated that it gets scrapped by the next developer<|eor|><|sor|>I've literally been both devs in that comment for the same code, twice. As in, wrote ... | 1,430 |
programmerhumor | DenormalHuman | ixq1bds | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>the number of times I have seen this be literally true is amazing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,039 |
programmerhumor | KingsmanVince | ixq1v4g | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Write the code that no one can replace you"
Sun Tzu, Art of Programming, 1985<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 684 |
programmerhumor | mr_claw | ixpzs8n | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Obligatory xkcd: https://xkcd.com/844/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 682 |
programmerhumor | sillybear25 | ixqkjk2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>super modular code that can cope with changing requirements :
gets so complicated that it gets scrapped by the next developer<|eor|><|sor|>I've literally been both devs in that comment for the same code, twice. As in, wrote ... | 658 |
programmerhumor | _toodamnparanoid_ | ixqmd60 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing is as permanent as the temporary solution<|eor|><|sor|>I think it was CodeWarrior for the PS2 or PSX (definitely a playstation compiler around the year 2000) we were having issues with byte alignments. Eventually we d... | 574 |
programmerhumor | helpiminabox | ixqrc36 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing is as permanent as the temporary solution<|eor|><|sor|>I think it was CodeWarrior for the PS2 or PSX (definitely a playstation compiler around the year 2000) we were having issues with byte alignments. Eventually we d... | 478 |
programmerhumor | b98765 | ixq7tma | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Write the code that no one can replace you"
Sun Tzu, Art of Programming, 1985<|eor|><|soopr|>"But then you'll never get promoted, as nobody can replace you."
Your Manager, Weekly Meeting, 2022<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 412 |
programmerhumor | tiberiumx | ixqdwvz | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>
> Well-thought permanent solution. Deprecated after 3 months due to requirements change
This is why you don't write code you don't need. The number of times I've seen hundreds of lines of some overwrought generic extensibl... | 244 |
programmerhumor | TurboGranny | ixqbkde | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>the number of times I have seen this be literally true is amazing<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, this one resonates hard enough to feel like a personal attack, lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | Ler_GG | ixq28nn | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>super modular code that can cope with changing requirements :
gets so complicated that it gets scrapped by the next developer<|eor|><|sor|>I've literally been both devs in that comment for the same code, twice. As in, wrote ... | 213 |
programmerhumor | PooSham | ixq37pl | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing is as permanent as the temporary solution<|eor|><|sor|>That's because it's full of side effects that make things work, which means that replacing it with something better will break things and be much more work than i... | 212 |
programmerhumor | No-Witness2349 | ixql92r | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>super modular code that can cope with changing requirements :
gets so complicated that it gets scrapped by the next developer<|eor|><|sor|>I've literally been both devs in that comment for the same code, twice. As in, wrote ... | 207 |
programmerhumor | harrysplinkett | ixqlnt7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>
> Well-thought permanent solution. Deprecated after 3 months due to requirements change
This is why you don't write code you don't need. The number of times I've seen hundreds of lines of some overwrought generic extensibl... | 168 |
programmerhumor | TheGamerSK | ixqdvxw | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Obligatory xkcd: https://xkcd.com/844/<|eor|><|sor|>Of course theres a xkcd for that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ixqmh2t | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing is as permanent as the temporary solution<|eor|><|sor|>That's because it's full of side effects that make things work, which means that replacing it with something better will break things and be much more work than i... | 146 |
programmerhumor | justrandomnametag | ixq1jcs | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>No-coder solution: don't use code, then ask a dev to rebuild everything with code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | Shaila_boof | ixq8mke | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Write the code that no one can replace you"
Sun Tzu, Art of Programming, 1985<|eor|><|soopr|>"But then you'll never get promoted, as nobody can replace you."
Your Manager, Weekly Meeting, 2022<|eoopr|><|sor|>You are gettin... | 126 |
programmerhumor | kajri | 90ew6o | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52,187 |
programmerhumor | that_one_mister_user | e2pua2d | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The sad thing is that this works some of the time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,903 |
programmerhumor | atomicspace | e2pumsv | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The sad thing is that this works some of the time.<|eor|><|sor|>its a dark art. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,209 |
programmerhumor | Daposto | e2pvdgt | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let's remove some enters and spaces in the code to make it cleaner and run it again, did it often haha.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,024 |
programmerhumor | Docaroo | e2pxwp5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let's remove some enters and spaces in the code to make it cleaner and run it again, did it often haha.<|eor|><|sor|>It's like the compiler doesn't approve of your shitty-ass looking code formatting and doesn't take you seriously.... | 952 |
programmerhumor | Platypus-Man | e2pyrbi | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The sad thing is that this works some of the time.<|eor|><|sor|>its a dark art. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Schrdinger's C<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 700 |
programmerhumor | taeratrin | e2pxcye | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes you need to see the error occur in real-time again. That's my defense. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 510 |
programmerhumor | WorstGabeNA | e2pyzoa | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let's remove some enters and spaces in the code to make it cleaner and run it again, did it often haha.<|eor|><|sor|>It's like the compiler doesn't approve of your shitty-ass looking code formatting and doesn't take you seriously.... | 507 |
programmerhumor | thegreathero | e2pxtgc | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Have you tried changing to dark theme?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 465 |
programmerhumor | Rocketghostrider | e2pvww6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No idea why it works...
No idea why it doesn't work.. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 457 |
programmerhumor | Kidiri90 | e2pz4uo | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The sad thing is that this works some of the time.<|eor|><|sor|> if(DateTime.Now.Milliseconds%2==0)
{
throw new Exception("lol screw you:);
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 455 |
programmerhumor | robolew | e2q03km | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The sad thing is that this works some of the time.<|eor|><|sor|>its a dark art. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Slaps hood of IDE...<|eor|><|sor|>This bad boy can fit so many fucking bugs in it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 248 |
programmerhumor | Axe-actly | e2q11o5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The sad thing is that this works some of the time.<|eor|><|sor|>its a dark art. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Schrdinger's C<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>A moment of silence for our brothers and... | 244 |
programmerhumor | rogeris | e2py6bo | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Maybe my recent changes didn't save"
We all know they did.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | DoctorAcula_42 | e2pxl1f | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's honestly more frustrating when it starts working. Like the god of programming has been toying with you this whole time, and now he's decided to make it spontaneously work to really twist the knife and cut your thin tether to sa... | 206 |
programmerhumor | Juzdeed | jpe2z9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52,143 |
programmerhumor | the_ashman18 | gbed3u0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Spoken like two brogrammers in an intro to programming class<|eor|><|sor|>Hello World and other humorous things<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 728 |
programmerhumor | Phoar | gbecbm3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well they're not made to be read, they're supposed to be used as content filters, but your average mom on Facebook still doesn't understand how to use them...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 635 |
programmerhumor | flaming_goldfish | gbejfyj | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Spoken like two brogrammers in an intro to programming class<|eor|><|sor|>That guy is def a brogrammer. If you look at his Twitter feed it's basically him replying ingratiatingly to every tweet elon musk makes.<|eor|><|eols|><|en... | 272 |
programmerhumor | digicow | gbe996c | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ugh. A hashtag is an octothorpe and the word or conjoined words following it. Is is not appropriate to refer to the octothorpe itself as a hashtag.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 243 |
programmerhumor | _letMeSpeak_ | gbeb8bf | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> #!/usr/bin/python3<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | squiblee | gbedsf2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reddits obsession with hating hashtags and emojis is just weird<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
programmerhumor | kleineaxolotl | gbeonk7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Spoken like two brogrammers in an intro to programming class<|eor|><|sor|>Hello World and other humorous things<|eor|><|sor|>Hello Bro<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | ekolis | gbebiz5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But in C, hashtags tell the computer that a line is very important... make up your minds, guys!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | witti534 | gbefe30 | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well they're not made to be read, they're supposed to be used as content filters, but your average mom on Facebook still doesn't understand how to use them...<|eor|><|sor|>Programmer: Yeah, let's use annotations here which doesn'... | 184 |
programmerhumor | grizonyourface | gbescip | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Spoken like two brogrammers in an intro to programming class<|eor|><|sor|>Hello World and other humorous things<|eor|><|sor|>Hello Bro<|eor|><|sor|>Wait how do you change it from saying Hello World! to Hello Bro!? Let me check st... | 142 |
programmerhumor | Lofter1 | gbej3v4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well they're not made to be read, they're supposed to be used as content filters, but your average mom on Facebook still doesn't understand how to use them...<|eor|><|sor|>Facebook mom is probably one of the best ways to describe... | 141 |
programmerhumor | positive_electron42 | gbeix1x | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But in C, hashtags tell the computer that a line is very important... make up your minds, guys!<|eor|><|sor|>The hashtag for C is more like eye glasses, because it makes it C#.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmerhumor | justinf210 | gbedxai | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> #!/usr/bin/python3<|eor|><|sor|>Doesn't bash read that though, not python? Or am I thinking of something else?
Edit: Huh, Cunningham's Law.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | Bainos | gbew9va | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Spoken like two brogrammers in an intro to programming class<|eor|><|sor|>Hello World and other humorous things<|eor|><|sor|>Hello Bro<|eor|><|sor|>Wait how do you change it from saying Hello World! to Hello Bro!? Let me check st... | 112 |
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