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programmerhumor | DezXerneas | gpiicpe | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>The only thing I hated about learning JavaScript that I had to learn HTML and CSS just to test my code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 715 |
programmerhumor | mohanizer | gpioiop | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>w h e r e p y t h o n<|eor|><|sor|> which python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 641 |
programmerhumor | Paccos | gpilvqa | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>The only thing I hated about learning JavaScript that I had to learn HTML and CSS just to test my code.<|eor|><|sor|>Do you want to talk about our lord and savior Node.js?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 466 |
programmerhumor | Rafael20002000 | gpioc2x | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>You guys are using a turing complete language, I'm gonna use Brainfuck<|eor|><|sor|>BF is Turing complete (well kinda, like any other runtime)<|eor|><|sor|>PowerPoint is even better for AI. Its Turing complete.<|eor|><|sor|>Excel too, it also runs doom I think<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 449 |
programmerhumor | gopfrid | gpiq73f | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, just learn Java. It will make you like every other language.<|eor|><|sor|>I started learning java in my first semester and actually i am quite comfortable with it. I hope other languages will be as easy as everyone says :D<|eor|><|sor|>Java isnt that hard of a language. People hate it for other reasons. One is Oracle who owns Java. Another the overuse of Java in the past. There are more reasons which I cannot remember.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 418 |
programmerhumor | A347ty1 | gpilca9 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I will always recommend python, purely because it forces you to at least somewhat make your code readable. If someone asks me to look over one more C# script with out indenting it, I'm gonna lose it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 396 |
programmerhumor | RexMit | gpipy2b | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Hyper Text Machine Learning<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 370 |
programmerhumor | Nordrian | gpiyua8 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>That *is* a great suggestion - except for web frontend, backend, mobile games, games and ai.<|eor|><|sor|>Use assembly for all of this!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 335 |
programmerhumor | vladlearns | gpior27 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>You guys are using a turing complete language, I'm gonna use Brainfuck<|eor|><|sor|>BF is Turing complete (well kinda, like any other runtime)<|eor|><|sor|>PowerPoint is even better for AI. Its Turing complete.<|eor|><|sor|>Excel too, it also runs doom I think<|eor|><|sor|>Im playing Crysis 3 on my Word right now. Gonna do some very deep learning afterwards<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 335 |
programmerhumor | IGaming123 | gpip0l8 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, just learn Java. It will make you like every other language.<|eor|><|sor|>I started learning java in my first semester and actually i am quite comfortable with it. I hope other languages will be as easy as everyone says :D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 314 |
programmerhumor | Osakawaa | gpip5pq | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>w h e r e p y t h o n<|eor|><|sor|> which python<|eor|><|sor|>Monty python.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 314 |
programmerhumor | evolbackwards | uhyamv | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52,491 |
programmerhumor | tallwhiteninja | i796q4p | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Apparently being able to make a bulleted list wasn't a requirement for their recruiting team.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11,423 |
programmerhumor | evolbackwards | i794jlt | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>By the way the salary is like $2000 per month (in rands), here is the link to the post
[link](https://za.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=c97cf919397c4442&from=appsharedroid)
UPDATE: Lmao they took the post down, I'm guessing a lot of people reported them<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,533 |
programmerhumor | Cautious-Comfort-919 | i795hro | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Full stack baby! Which stack? All stacks!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,011 |
programmerhumor | jammypants915 | i79dgxl | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bottom better say starting salary 500k<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,185 |
programmerhumor | Whatsongwasthat1 | i79ca35 | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>By the way the salary is like $2000 per month (in rands), here is the link to the post
[link](https://za.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=c97cf919397c4442&from=appsharedroid)
UPDATE: Lmao they took the post down, I'm guessing a lot of people reported them<|eoopr|><|sor|>So they obviously lost a vital and super knowledgeable employee who was working for peanuts, probably wanted a basic raise, they said no, he left and now their business is no longer viable lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,669 |
programmerhumor | afagehskw | i796c3d | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>By the way the salary is like $2000 per month (in rands), here is the link to the post
[link](https://za.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=c97cf919397c4442&from=appsharedroid)
UPDATE: Lmao they took the post down, I'm guessing a lot of people reported them<|eoopr|><|sor|>"urgent hiring" lmfao good luck<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,863 |
programmerhumor | filosophicalaardvark | i794gat | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Competitive wages! $9.75/hr!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,161 |
programmerhumor | scyice | i79ko7f | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bottom better say starting salary 500k<|eor|><|sor|>Its 24k though, pretty close!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,901 |
programmerhumor | SirVanyel | i79cw5b | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Apparently being able to make a bulleted list wasn't a requirement for their recruiting team.<|eor|><|sor|>They had to be good at
- Responsibilities<|eor|><|sor|>"Hi there, I'm actually a professional in responsibilities"
"oh? Where's your bachelor's?"
"I don't need one. Here's my PhD, I mastered in Stusio code and have 9 years experience"
"9 years? No thanks. 10 years minimum. Get out of my office"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,208 |
programmerhumor | Alt-F42069_on_life | i797h57 | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>languages: IOS, Android, VSC<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,144 |
programmerhumor | ujoksimovic | i79f3u7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>By the way the salary is like $2000 per month (in rands), here is the link to the post
[link](https://za.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=c97cf919397c4442&from=appsharedroid)
UPDATE: Lmao they took the post down, I'm guessing a lot of people reported them<|eoopr|><|sor|>So they obviously lost a vital and super knowledgeable employee who was working for peanuts, probably wanted a basic raise, they said no, he left and now their business is no longer viable lol<|eor|><|sor|>>employee
Or like 4 of them that they feel can be replaced by one self starter good at "responsibilities".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,078 |
programmerhumor | Bo_Jim | i798of4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* Knows how bullets work.
* Proofredas befor publishing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,042 |
programmerhumor | fschaupp | i798zxz | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Full stack baby! Which stack? All stacks!<|eor|><|sor|>More like an IT-Departmemt. The workload you probably get when you actually can do all that would hit you like a steamroller...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,707 |
programmerhumor | Medianstatistics | i797zv1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn, I have all these skills except Visual Stusio Code!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,435 |
programmerhumor | Lone_Admin | i79r5ma | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bottom better say starting salary 500k<|eor|><|sor|>Its 24k though, pretty close!<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah just off by 476k<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,322 |
programmerhumor | eierwerfer | i796e1h | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>String Design Skills <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,189 |
programmerhumor | nerd_God | i79fyl7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Apparently being able to make a bulleted list wasn't a requirement for their recruiting team.<|eor|><|sor|>They had to be good at
- Responsibilities<|eor|><|sor|>"Hi there, I'm actually a professional in responsibilities"
"oh? Where's your bachelor's?"
"I don't need one. Here's my PhD, I mastered in Stusio code and have 9 years experience"
"9 years? No thanks. 10 years minimum. Get out of my office"<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry you can't create and database, so we can't hire you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,171 |
programmerhumor | twane2018 | i794mt1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I recently saw this Job posting and I cant stop laughing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wld1if2xdx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Frameworks!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,096 |
programmerhumor | Due_Run | avj910 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52,310 |
programmerhumor | nemohearttaco | ehfpgn1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm on year 3 of a 6 month project. I can attest.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,165 |
programmerhumor | jcdj1996 | ehfo810 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I feel this. I'm currently **6 months** into a "1 month" project and just received the final draft of the requirements like two days ago.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,683 |
programmerhumor | gandalfx | ehfqaeo | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What do you mean by "end"?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 537 |
programmerhumor | ManInBlack829 | ehg1isv | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm on year 3 of a 6 month project. I can attest.<|eor|><|sor|>Real talk: Does this look bad on you or are the people in your group smart enough to realize they opened a mini Pandora's Box and it's not your fault?
As a person in school for this these are the scenarios that make me nervous, getting blamed for not working hard when they want something crazy complicated.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 516 |
programmerhumor | Iforgotmyhandle | ehfpwb1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I feel this. I'm currently **6 months** into a "1 month" project and just received the final draft of the requirements like two days ago.<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao Im in such a similar boat. Deadline for 20 migrations was December. 1 is complete. Requirements are going through regathering phase now for the past two months. They said theyd have the re-requirements in two weeks. Less work for me \\_()_/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 403 |
programmerhumor | CodySpring | ehg226l | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm on year 3 of a 6 month project. I can attest.<|eor|><|sor|>Real talk: Does this look bad on you or are the people in your group smart enough to realize they opened a mini Pandora's Box and it's not your fault?
As a person in school for this these are the scenarios that make me nervous, getting blamed for not working hard when they want something crazy complicated.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah typically everyone is understanding in that situation, and if they aren't the blame isn't going to a newbie dev that's for sure. A lot of times not any dev. Unless you work for a shitty company, but I've never experienced that myself. I'm sure it's happened to someone on reddit though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 396 |
programmerhumor | Venken | ehfpc9z | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>First month. "I'm a wizard!"
Sixth month in. "Screw magic! I have muggle magic!!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 332 |
programmerhumor | mymewheart | ehfrcgg | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What do you mean by "end"?<|eor|><|sor|>When you archive your repo. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | Manitcor | ehfp35n | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>After enough time you always look like the picture on the right, you just keep your guns in the robe until needed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmerhumor | Gracefulcomet | ehfkpqk | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn, what level is Daniel Radcliffe now lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | down_vote_magnet | ehfo795 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Developers! Developers! Developers!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | jmwpc | ehfxhde | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What do you mean by "end"?<|eor|><|sor|>When you archive your repo. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>No thats what the guns are for. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | Monckey100 | ehfuokf | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Missing the third picture where you transcend time and space, becoming aware of all bugs, faults, optimizations, yet time constrains you into becoming a chaotic neutral God fully aware of the costs to implement such changes, and understanding of what humans truly want which is more, not better.
Until someone tells you to bug fix *"suck on these nuts!!"* <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | Sellasella123 | ehg8h4g | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm on year 3 of a 6 month project. I can attest.<|eor|><|sor|>Real talk: Does this look bad on you or are the people in your group smart enough to realize they opened a mini Pandora's Box and it's not your fault?
As a person in school for this these are the scenarios that make me nervous, getting blamed for not working hard when they want something crazy complicated.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah typically everyone is understanding in that situation, and if they aren't the blame isn't going to a newbie dev that's for sure. A lot of times not any dev. Unless you work for a shitty company, but I've never experienced that myself. I'm sure it's happened to someone on reddit though.<|eor|><|sor|>whew... I really needed to read that...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 123 |
programmerhumor | tinydonuts | ehfq8dv | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>First month. "I'm a wizard!"
Sixth month in. "Screw magic! I have muggle magic!!"<|eor|><|sor|>Yer a programmer Harry!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | Bibobeba | ehfu0mz | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I feel this. I'm currently **6 months** into a "1 month" project and just received the final draft of the requirements like two days ago.<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao Im in such a similar boat. Deadline for 20 migrations was December. 1 is complete. Requirements are going through regathering phase now for the past two months. They said theyd have the re-requirements in two weeks. Less work for me \\_()_/<|eor|><|sor|>I have retrieved these for you _ _
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[^^Click here to see why this is necessary](https://np.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/3fbrg3/is_there_a_reason_why_the_arm_is_always_missing/ctn5gbf/)<|eor|><|sor|>(_/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | Macluawn | ehfn7kb | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn, what level is Daniel Radcliffe now lol.<|eor|><|sor|>At the level where guns are surgically attached to his hands, and is having problems peeing because of it.
So excited for the movie!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | mintiefresh | ehfz3o3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers..(:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Cw7KIM1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What do you mean by "end"?<|eor|><|sor|>When you archive your repo. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>No thats what the guns are for. <|eor|><|sor|> git push "bullet" --head<|eor|><|sor|>*(HEAD detached at origin)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmerhumor | b98765 | z4ay66 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52,239 |
programmerhumor | faze_fazebook | ixpz5cc | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>super modular code that can cope with changing requirements :
gets so complicated that it gets scrapped by the next developer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,914 |
programmerhumor | dasmau89 | ixq1nh6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing is as permanent as the temporary solution<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,004 |
programmerhumor | bam13302 | ixq1q3w | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>super modular code that can cope with changing requirements :
gets so complicated that it gets scrapped by the next developer<|eor|><|sor|>I've literally been both devs in that comment for the same code, twice. As in, wrote code, scrapped it for being unmaintainable and wrote new simpler easier to maintain, then had to scrap it and write new code again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,430 |
programmerhumor | DenormalHuman | ixq1bds | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>the number of times I have seen this be literally true is amazing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,039 |
programmerhumor | KingsmanVince | ixq1v4g | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Write the code that no one can replace you"
Sun Tzu, Art of Programming, 1985<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 684 |
programmerhumor | mr_claw | ixpzs8n | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Obligatory xkcd: https://xkcd.com/844/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 682 |
programmerhumor | sillybear25 | ixqkjk2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>super modular code that can cope with changing requirements :
gets so complicated that it gets scrapped by the next developer<|eor|><|sor|>I've literally been both devs in that comment for the same code, twice. As in, wrote code, scrapped it for being unmaintainable and wrote new simpler easier to maintain, then had to scrap it and write new code again.<|eor|><|sor|>1. Thoroughly field-tested code with all the weird exceptions, edge cases, and other discovered requirements covered: "This code is so complicated! It's not even worth refactoring, so let's just scrap it and start over."
2. Rewritten code: "It used to frobnicate instead of mogrifying when you click the 'download' button after sorting the table by reverse priority order during a month with two full moons. The customer needed that functionality yesterday, get it fixed and pushed to prod ASAP."
3. Several top-priority bug-fixes and tens of thousands of man-hours later: All the weird edge cases, exceptions, and unspoken requirements have been rediscovered and implemented. Go to 1.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 658 |
programmerhumor | _toodamnparanoid_ | ixqmd60 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing is as permanent as the temporary solution<|eor|><|sor|>I think it was CodeWarrior for the PS2 or PSX (definitely a playstation compiler around the year 2000) we were having issues with byte alignments. Eventually we discovered that the tokenizer was including commented out code which was then used as a part of padding/alignment and you could break the ABI by changing comments. Those comments were locked into place, even after they were no longer relevant and flat out wrong. It was horrible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 574 |
programmerhumor | helpiminabox | ixqrc36 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing is as permanent as the temporary solution<|eor|><|sor|>I think it was CodeWarrior for the PS2 or PSX (definitely a playstation compiler around the year 2000) we were having issues with byte alignments. Eventually we discovered that the tokenizer was including commented out code which was then used as a part of padding/alignment and you could break the ABI by changing comments. Those comments were locked into place, even after they were no longer relevant and flat out wrong. It was horrible.<|eor|><|sor|>"These here are load-bearing comments, so don't touch them."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 478 |
programmerhumor | b98765 | ixq7tma | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Write the code that no one can replace you"
Sun Tzu, Art of Programming, 1985<|eor|><|soopr|>"But then you'll never get promoted, as nobody can replace you."
Your Manager, Weekly Meeting, 2022<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 412 |
programmerhumor | tiberiumx | ixqdwvz | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>
> Well-thought permanent solution. Deprecated after 3 months due to requirements change
This is why you don't write code you don't need. The number of times I've seen hundreds of lines of some overwrought generic extensible solution trying to anticipate requirements that didn't exist that could be 20 lines of easy to debug no-bullshit code is too damn high.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
programmerhumor | TurboGranny | ixqbkde | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>the number of times I have seen this be literally true is amazing<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, this one resonates hard enough to feel like a personal attack, lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | Ler_GG | ixq28nn | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>super modular code that can cope with changing requirements :
gets so complicated that it gets scrapped by the next developer<|eor|><|sor|>I've literally been both devs in that comment for the same code, twice. As in, wrote code, scrapped it for being unmaintainable and wrote new simpler easier to maintain, then had to scrap it and write new code again.<|eor|><|sor|>aGILE iS gOOD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | PooSham | ixq37pl | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing is as permanent as the temporary solution<|eor|><|sor|>That's because it's full of side effects that make things work, which means that replacing it with something better will break things and be much more work than it should be<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | No-Witness2349 | ixql92r | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>super modular code that can cope with changing requirements :
gets so complicated that it gets scrapped by the next developer<|eor|><|sor|>I've literally been both devs in that comment for the same code, twice. As in, wrote code, scrapped it for being unmaintainable and wrote new simpler easier to maintain, then had to scrap it and write new code again.<|eor|><|sor|>1. Thoroughly field-tested code with all the weird exceptions, edge cases, and other discovered requirements covered: "This code is so complicated! It's not even worth refactoring, so let's just scrap it and start over."
2. Rewritten code: "It used to frobnicate instead of mogrifying when you click the 'download' button after sorting the table by reverse priority order during a month with two full moons. The customer needed that functionality yesterday, get it fixed and pushed to prod ASAP."
3. Several top-priority bug-fixes and tens of thousands of man-hours later: All the weird edge cases, exceptions, and unspoken requirements have been rediscovered and implemented. Go to 1.<|eor|><|sor|>Occasionally you can genuinely find abstractions which make expressing and maintaining those requirements easier. Designing a high-quality rule system can be difficult, but often well-worth it, imo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | harrysplinkett | ixqlnt7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>
> Well-thought permanent solution. Deprecated after 3 months due to requirements change
This is why you don't write code you don't need. The number of times I've seen hundreds of lines of some overwrought generic extensible solution trying to anticipate requirements that didn't exist that could be 20 lines of easy to debug no-bullshit code is too damn high.<|eor|><|sor|>that's why web back end development is great. drink coffee, write shit code fast, make money. gonna scrap half of it in a year anyway. and if it breaks, who cares, it's just a stupid website, not Boeing control software<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | TheGamerSK | ixqdvxw | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Obligatory xkcd: https://xkcd.com/844/<|eor|><|sor|>Of course theres a xkcd for that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ixqmh2t | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing is as permanent as the temporary solution<|eor|><|sor|>That's because it's full of side effects that make things work, which means that replacing it with something better will break things and be much more work than it should be<|eor|><|sor|>Doesn't that make it not better by definition?<|eor|><|sor|>I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmerhumor | justrandomnametag | ixq1jcs | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>No-coder solution: don't use code, then ask a dev to rebuild everything with code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | Shaila_boof | ixq8mke | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding strategies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6963hvmjz22a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Write the code that no one can replace you"
Sun Tzu, Art of Programming, 1985<|eor|><|soopr|>"But then you'll never get promoted, as nobody can replace you."
Your Manager, Weekly Meeting, 2022<|eoopr|><|sor|>You are getting promoted guys?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | kajri | 90ew6o | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52,187 |
programmerhumor | that_one_mister_user | e2pua2d | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The sad thing is that this works some of the time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,903 |
programmerhumor | atomicspace | e2pumsv | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The sad thing is that this works some of the time.<|eor|><|sor|>its a dark art. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,209 |
programmerhumor | Daposto | e2pvdgt | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let's remove some enters and spaces in the code to make it cleaner and run it again, did it often haha.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,024 |
programmerhumor | Docaroo | e2pxwp5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let's remove some enters and spaces in the code to make it cleaner and run it again, did it often haha.<|eor|><|sor|>It's like the compiler doesn't approve of your shitty-ass looking code formatting and doesn't take you seriously.
Clean it up and make it pretty and it believes your code is more credible now!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 952 |
programmerhumor | Platypus-Man | e2pyrbi | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The sad thing is that this works some of the time.<|eor|><|sor|>its a dark art. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Schrdinger's C<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 700 |
programmerhumor | taeratrin | e2pxcye | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes you need to see the error occur in real-time again. That's my defense. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 510 |
programmerhumor | WorstGabeNA | e2pyzoa | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let's remove some enters and spaces in the code to make it cleaner and run it again, did it often haha.<|eor|><|sor|>It's like the compiler doesn't approve of your shitty-ass looking code formatting and doesn't take you seriously.
Clean it up and make it pretty and it believes your code is more credible now!<|eor|><|sor|>Some call it python.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 507 |
programmerhumor | thegreathero | e2pxtgc | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Have you tried changing to dark theme?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 465 |
programmerhumor | Rocketghostrider | e2pvww6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No idea why it works...
No idea why it doesn't work.. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 457 |
programmerhumor | Kidiri90 | e2pz4uo | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The sad thing is that this works some of the time.<|eor|><|sor|> if(DateTime.Now.Milliseconds%2==0)
{
throw new Exception("lol screw you:);
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 455 |
programmerhumor | robolew | e2q03km | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The sad thing is that this works some of the time.<|eor|><|sor|>its a dark art. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Slaps hood of IDE...<|eor|><|sor|>This bad boy can fit so many fucking bugs in it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 248 |
programmerhumor | Axe-actly | e2q11o5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The sad thing is that this works some of the time.<|eor|><|sor|>its a dark art. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Schrdinger's C<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>A moment of silence for our brothers and sisters who work in java.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
programmerhumor | rogeris | e2py6bo | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Maybe my recent changes didn't save"
We all know they did.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | DoctorAcula_42 | e2pxl1f | <|sols|><|sot|>Every Time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ytitd72wz2b11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's honestly more frustrating when it starts working. Like the god of programming has been toying with you this whole time, and now he's decided to make it spontaneously work to really twist the knife and cut your thin tether to sanity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 206 |
programmerhumor | Juzdeed | jpe2z9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52,143 |
programmerhumor | the_ashman18 | gbed3u0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Spoken like two brogrammers in an intro to programming class<|eor|><|sor|>Hello World and other humorous things<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 728 |
programmerhumor | Phoar | gbecbm3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well they're not made to be read, they're supposed to be used as content filters, but your average mom on Facebook still doesn't understand how to use them...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 635 |
programmerhumor | flaming_goldfish | gbejfyj | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Spoken like two brogrammers in an intro to programming class<|eor|><|sor|>That guy is def a brogrammer. If you look at his Twitter feed it's basically him replying ingratiatingly to every tweet elon musk makes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | digicow | gbe996c | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ugh. A hashtag is an octothorpe and the word or conjoined words following it. Is is not appropriate to refer to the octothorpe itself as a hashtag.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 243 |
programmerhumor | _letMeSpeak_ | gbeb8bf | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> #!/usr/bin/python3<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | squiblee | gbedsf2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reddits obsession with hating hashtags and emojis is just weird<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
programmerhumor | kleineaxolotl | gbeonk7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Spoken like two brogrammers in an intro to programming class<|eor|><|sor|>Hello World and other humorous things<|eor|><|sor|>Hello Bro<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | ekolis | gbebiz5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But in C, hashtags tell the computer that a line is very important... make up your minds, guys!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | witti534 | gbefe30 | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well they're not made to be read, they're supposed to be used as content filters, but your average mom on Facebook still doesn't understand how to use them...<|eor|><|sor|>Programmer: Yeah, let's use annotations here which doesn't change the code but it makes sure the compiler does the right thing.
Also same programmer: Hashtags in social media are so stupid.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmerhumor | grizonyourface | gbescip | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Spoken like two brogrammers in an intro to programming class<|eor|><|sor|>Hello World and other humorous things<|eor|><|sor|>Hello Bro<|eor|><|sor|>Wait how do you change it from saying Hello World! to Hello Bro!? Let me check stack overflow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | Lofter1 | gbej3v4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well they're not made to be read, they're supposed to be used as content filters, but your average mom on Facebook still doesn't understand how to use them...<|eor|><|sor|>Facebook mom is probably one of the best ways to describe Elon musk on social media.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmerhumor | positive_electron42 | gbeix1x | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But in C, hashtags tell the computer that a line is very important... make up your minds, guys!<|eor|><|sor|>The hashtag for C is more like eye glasses, because it makes it C#.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmerhumor | justinf210 | gbedxai | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> #!/usr/bin/python3<|eor|><|sor|>Doesn't bash read that though, not python? Or am I thinking of something else?
Edit: Huh, Cunningham's Law.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | Bainos | gbew9va | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Spoken like two brogrammers in an intro to programming class<|eor|><|sor|>Hello World and other humorous things<|eor|><|sor|>Hello Bro<|eor|><|sor|>Wait how do you change it from saying Hello World! to Hello Bro!? Let me check stack overflow.<|eor|><|sor|>`"Hello World!" - "World!" + "Bro!"`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 112 |
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