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programmerhumor
Tr0user_Snake
gbej2fu
<|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Spoken like two brogrammers in an intro to programming class<|eor|><|sor|>Especially since the '#' doesn't indicate that some text is "not worth reading". It specifies the beginning of a specific token to the lexer that is then ignored during parsing and subsequent compilation/interpretation steps. The comment itself is still read (i.e. loaded into memory) by the computer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
110
programmerhumor
tndaris
gbeex93
<|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> #!/usr/bin/python3<|eor|><|sor|>Doesn't bash read that though, not python? Or am I thinking of something else? Edit: Huh, Cunningham's Law.<|eor|><|sor|>Correct, that's a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shebang_(Unix)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
110
programmerhumor
J3fbr0nd0
gbebqj8
<|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ugh. A hashtag is an octothorpe and the word or conjoined words following it. Is is not appropriate to refer to the octothorpe itself as a hashtag.<|eor|><|sor|>Its always the pound sign to me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
108
programmerhumor
sixpackofabs
v5xhln
<|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
51,937
programmerhumor
Thx_And_Bye
ibcgd1b
<|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> is U+1F414 (approved in 2010) and is U+1F95A (approved in 2016). So the chicken indeed existed before the egg did.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,710
programmerhumor
seenukarthi
ibce7iy
<|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont trust JavaScript sort.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,909
programmerhumor
jochem4208
ibck8hx
<|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont trust JavaScript sort.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't trust JavaScript.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,135
programmerhumor
Malix82
ibcm75i
<|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>but the plot thickens: https://i.imgur.com/3Tl6T3J.png<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
849
programmerhumor
Liesmith424
ibckd3m
<|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>According to documentation, the first chicken egg was laid by something which was not a chicken.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
826
programmerhumor
-__-x
ibcoapc
<|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>but the plot thickens: https://i.imgur.com/3Tl6T3J.png<|eor|><|sor|>the plot chickens<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
742
programmerhumor
ConradT16
ibcklk4
<|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> is U+1F414 (approved in 2010) and is U+1F95A (approved in 2016). So the chicken indeed existed before the egg did.<|eor|><|sor|>Could it be alphabetical? C before E<|eor|><|sor|>Emojis are encoded in Unicode<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
736
programmerhumor
Aleksey259
ibckcuy
<|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont trust JavaScript sort.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't trust JavaScript.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't JavaScript<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
734
programmerhumor
HorochovPL
ibcn066
<|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> is U+1F414 (approved in 2010) and is U+1F95A (approved in 2016). So the chicken indeed existed before the egg did.<|eor|><|sor|>Wish it was approved in different order. That would keep the fun.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
717
programmerhumor
funcalamari
ibcu6o2
<|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>According to documentation, the first chicken egg was laid by something which was not a chicken.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean this is the correct answer. The first 100% chicken egg was laid by a creature that was 99.99% chicken and just one mutation away from what we call "chicken".<|eor|><|sor|>But what would be a 101% chicken?<|eor|><|sor|>Uvalde, TX police<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
507
programmerhumor
GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B
ibce4wq
<|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>JS Array.sort is weird. Do not trust it. ``[32, 2, 43, 101, 1025, 5].sort() // Result: (5) [101, 1025, 2, 32, 43, 5]``<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
502
programmerhumor
lemao_squash
ibcktwv
<|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont trust JavaScript sort.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't trust JavaScript.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't JavaScript<|eor|><|sor|>I don't<|eor|><|sor|>dont<|eor|><|sor|>#<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
432
programmerhumor
Dragongeek
ibcra9b
<|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>According to documentation, the first chicken egg was laid by something which was not a chicken.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean this is the correct answer. The first 100% chicken egg was laid by a creature that was 99.99% chicken and just one mutation away from what we call "chicken".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
405
programmerhumor
shrihankp12
ibckfak
<|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont trust JavaScript sort.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't trust JavaScript.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't JavaScript<|eor|><|sor|>I don't<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
363
programmerhumor
yeetyboi56
ibckhwt
<|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont trust JavaScript sort.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't trust JavaScript.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't JavaScript<|eor|><|sor|>I don't<|eor|><|sor|>dont<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
339
programmerhumor
BaffoRasta
ibcf99w
<|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>JS Array.sort is weird. Do not trust it. ``[32, 2, 43, 101, 1025, 5].sort() // Result: (5) [101, 1025, 2, 32, 43, 5]``<|eor|><|sor|>So is it essentially turning them into stings and sorting them? Like wtf.<|eor|><|sor|>.sort() expects a callback, the correct one would be in this case `[32, 2, 43, 101, 1025, 5].sort( (a,b) => b-a )`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
320
programmerhumor
DopestDope42069
ibcf3m8
<|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>JS Array.sort is weird. Do not trust it. ``[32, 2, 43, 101, 1025, 5].sort() // Result: (5) [101, 1025, 2, 32, 43, 5]``<|eor|><|sor|>So is it essentially turning them into stings and sorting them? Like wtf.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
311
programmerhumor
Not_AM5
ibcl7ft
<|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont trust JavaScript sort.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't trust JavaScript.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't JavaScript<|eor|><|sor|>I don't<|eor|><|sor|>dont<|eor|><|sor|>#<|eor|><|sor|>r/DecreasinglyVerbose<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
231
programmerhumor
JustSpaceExperiment
11yxx7g
<|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
51,860
programmerhumor
Anaxamander57
jda8tlr
<|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Things Ken Thompson invented or was involved in creating: Unix, C, C++, UTF-8, grep, supply chain attacks Imagine being the person to ask him to take a test to see if he knew C.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
12,904
programmerhumor
Bryguy3k
jda01gu
<|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If ever you needed proof that HR in technical fields can be woefully disconnected from reality heres a perfect example. But more than a few library creators have been asked to prove competence in their library while interviewing. Edit for the Reddit hive mind: /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,422
programmerhumor
Phleau
jd9zk5w
<|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,311
programmerhumor
recaffeinated
jdaaqzh
<|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Things Ken Thompson invented or was involved in creating: Unix, C, C++, UTF-8, grep, supply chain attacks Imagine being the person to ask him to take a test to see if he knew C.<|eor|><|sor|>Me: Googles supply chain attacks. TIL<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,711
programmerhumor
GoodForTheTongue
jdaddsc
<|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Things Ken Thompson invented or was involved in creating: Unix, C, C++, UTF-8, grep, supply chain attacks Imagine being the person to ask him to take a test to see if he knew C.<|eor|><|sor|>Me: Googles supply chain attacks. TIL<|eor|><|sor|>>*invented...supply chain attacks* Is this the one where he changed the C compiler to: 1. stick his own personal login password backdoor into the Unix kernel whenever it was recompiled? ....and then...(here's the genius hack) 2. check if the C compiler was compiling *itself*, and if so, silently re-insert the backdoor code into it, just in case someone ever took it out? Seem to recall something a story like that from the middle-Jurassic, like late 1970s or so. The man is a god, indeed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,577
programmerhumor
psitor
jdajx67
<|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Things Ken Thompson invented or was involved in creating: Unix, C, C++, UTF-8, grep, supply chain attacks Imagine being the person to ask him to take a test to see if he knew C.<|eor|><|sor|>Me: Googles supply chain attacks. TIL<|eor|><|sor|>>*invented...supply chain attacks* Is this the one where he changed the C compiler to: 1. stick his own personal login password backdoor into the Unix kernel whenever it was recompiled? ....and then...(here's the genius hack) 2. check if the C compiler was compiling *itself*, and if so, silently re-insert the backdoor code into it, just in case someone ever took it out? Seem to recall something a story like that from the middle-Jurassic, like late 1970s or so. The man is a god, indeed.<|eor|><|sor|>It was the article "Reflections on Trusting Trust" by Ken Thompson<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,544
programmerhumor
TurretX
jda4q1j
<|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If ever you needed proof that HR in technical fields can be woefully disconnected from reality heres a perfect example. But more than a few library creators have been asked to prove competence in their library while interviewing. Edit for the Reddit hive mind: /s<|eor|><|sor|>Wasnt there a guy who was looking at job applications and saw something like "5+ years of experience with ____ api", a thing he created only 2 years prior.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,352
programmerhumor
Antrikshy
jdac2tv
<|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I decided to verify this. Found [this article](https://www.theregister.com/2010/04/21/ken_thompson_take_our_test/) in The Register, from 2010. >The snippet emerged in a book called Coders At Work, published last September. We don't know if the information is still current, or whether Thompson has finally allowed himself to be subject to a humiliating examination... > >But the snippet runs like this: > >Q: I know Google has a policy where every new employee has to get checked out on languages before they're allowed to check code in. Which means you had to get checked out on C \[which you co-created\]. > >Thompson: Yeah, I haven't been. > >Q. You haven't been! You're not allowed to check in code? > >Thompson: I'm not allowed to check in code, no... I just haven't done it. I've so far found no need to.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,953
programmerhumor
veryusedrname
jda4zrs
<|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If ever you needed proof that HR in technical fields can be woefully disconnected from reality heres a perfect example. But more than a few library creators have been asked to prove competence in their library while interviewing. Edit for the Reddit hive mind: /s<|eor|><|sor|>Wasnt there a guy who was looking at job applications and saw something like "5+ years of experience with ____ api", a thing he created only 2 years prior.<|eor|><|sor|>FastAPI, [tweet](https://mobile.twitter.com/tiangolo/status/1281946592459853830)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,526
programmerhumor
Comrade_Vladimov
jda3hpp
<|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written<|eor|><|sor|>He wasn't just there, he helped fucking write it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,482
programmerhumor
mina86ng
jdamqih
<|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I decided to verify this. Found [this article](https://www.theregister.com/2010/04/21/ken_thompson_take_our_test/) in The Register, from 2010. >The snippet emerged in a book called Coders At Work, published last September. We don't know if the information is still current, or whether Thompson has finally allowed himself to be subject to a humiliating examination... > >But the snippet runs like this: > >Q: I know Google has a policy where every new employee has to get checked out on languages before they're allowed to check code in. Which means you had to get checked out on C \[which you co-created\]. > >Thompson: Yeah, I haven't been. > >Q. You haven't been! You're not allowed to check in code? > >Thompson: I'm not allowed to check in code, no... I just haven't done it. I've so far found no need to.<|eor|><|sor|>> Q: I know Google has a policy where every new employee has to get checked out on languages before they're allowed to check code in. Which means you had to get checked out on C [which you co-created]. This isnt even the policy at Google. You can check in code in a language you barely know. It just needs to be reviewed by someone experienced in that language. Furthermore, experienced in this context doesnt only mean knows the language but also knows Googles specific style and quirks. See https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22620455<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
949
programmerhumor
locri
jda02kv
<|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Do you think management and HR might be acting a little weird towards actual engineers and tech guys?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
907
programmerhumor
Antrikshy
jdabh3d
<|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written<|eor|><|sor|>He wasn't just there, he helped fucking write it<|eor|><|sor|>Do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I wrote it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
897
programmerhumor
DragonSlayerC
jdarw4c
<|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Things Ken Thompson invented or was involved in creating: Unix, C, C++, UTF-8, grep, supply chain attacks Imagine being the person to ask him to take a test to see if he knew C.<|eor|><|sor|>He hates C++ with a passion, though<|eor|><|sor|>Which is why he worked with Google to create Go, which tried to take all the good things from C and avoid the bad things from C++.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
854
programmerhumor
GoodForTheTongue
jdakr9v
<|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Things Ken Thompson invented or was involved in creating: Unix, C, C++, UTF-8, grep, supply chain attacks Imagine being the person to ask him to take a test to see if he knew C.<|eor|><|sor|>Me: Googles supply chain attacks. TIL<|eor|><|sor|>>*invented...supply chain attacks* Is this the one where he changed the C compiler to: 1. stick his own personal login password backdoor into the Unix kernel whenever it was recompiled? ....and then...(here's the genius hack) 2. check if the C compiler was compiling *itself*, and if so, silently re-insert the backdoor code into it, just in case someone ever took it out? Seem to recall something a story like that from the middle-Jurassic, like late 1970s or so. The man is a god, indeed.<|eor|><|sor|>It was the article "Reflections on Trusting Trust" by Ken Thompson<|eor|><|sor|>that's it! take my measly award, sir!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
845
programmerhumor
Trucoto
jdamps2
<|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Things Ken Thompson invented or was involved in creating: Unix, C, C++, UTF-8, grep, supply chain attacks Imagine being the person to ask him to take a test to see if he knew C.<|eor|><|sor|>He hates C++ with a passion, though<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
802
programmerhumor
theGentlemanInWhite
jdav8nu
<|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Things Ken Thompson invented or was involved in creating: Unix, C, C++, UTF-8, grep, supply chain attacks Imagine being the person to ask him to take a test to see if he knew C.<|eor|><|sor|>He hates C++ with a passion, though<|eor|><|sor|>Which is why he worked with Google to create Go, which tried to take all the good things from C and avoid the bad things from C++.<|eor|><|sor|>As someone using Go, he did not succeed. How can a genius think it's ok to fail to compile due to unused variables? Edit: ok you pedantic morons. I know production code shouldn't have unused variables. However, sometimes when writing or debugging code, people like to create temp variables or comment out sections of code. This still stops code from building and cannot be disabled. Edit 2: also, the number of you who couldn't figure out the first edit on your own makes me think this sub is filled with people who never actually write software.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
773
programmerhumor
JustSpaceExperiment
jda8oav
<|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|soopr|>HR: Do you know any of the original authors of C? KEN: ![gif](giphy|1201hONkUdpK36)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
716
programmerhumor
That-Row-3038
jda142q
<|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>They asking for 60 years of experience too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
648
programmerhumor
123456American
p46vz5
<|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
51,792
programmerhumor
Super-administrator
h8wxmdk
<|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the market is oversaturated with candidates who write poor software. It is particularly difficult to find _good_ software developers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,149
programmerhumor
NotTooShahby
h8xampj
<|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once interviewed with a company locally for an internship. They asked me to find the largest integer in an array. I asked afterwards, do many people get that right? They replied youd be surprised how many get it wrong. **EDIT: To those suggesting sorting the array, remember that sorting takes O(nlogn) time at best. In order to consider all candidates in an array, the best youre gonna do is consider all candidates in an array! Which is O(n) time.**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,088
programmerhumor
Real-Syrup4487
h8xd7dg
<|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once interviewed with a company locally for an internship. They asked me to find the largest integer in an array. I asked afterwards, do many people get that right? They replied youd be surprised how many get it wrong. **EDIT: To those suggesting sorting the array, remember that sorting takes O(nlogn) time at best. In order to consider all candidates in an array, the best youre gonna do is consider all candidates in an array! Which is O(n) time.**<|eor|><|sor|>randomise the list until it's in order and pick the last element<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,759
programmerhumor
CoffeePieAndHobbits
h8ww9c7
<|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Interviewed someone earlier this year for an entry level position. Candidate claimed to know some Java, C++, SQL, etc... Looked good on paper. Asked them to do a simple programming exercise. They had no idea where to start. To be fair, it can be intimidating to be put on the spot like that. But when given the option of using Google to help and they still can't demonstrate that they can think through a problem, or know how to search for a solution... pass. For the curious: loop through a few text files to find a matching string. In the language of your choice. You can use Google if needed. Edit: ahhh, my inbox & notifications! This got a lot more attention than I expected lol. Edit2: To add more detail, this was for a DevOps position at a large company in the USA. We use vendor software as well as in-house tools and utilities written in a variety of languages (Java, Python, Bash/shell) to manage the stack, deployments, push config changes, monitor server resources, etc... also on-call. We wear a lot of hats. If you know, you know. During interviews we generally ask about background, experience, and projects, how they have solved past problems, overcome challenging issues, etc. Pretty standard stuff I think. Asking to solve hypothetical problems or do simple live coding exercises are another way to ascertain experience, comprehension, problem solving ability, logic, and so on. We ask questions of varying difficulty or complexity according to the position and person's experience. In this case the interviewee was applying for an entry level position and did not have much experience. It was pretty clear they were 'green', but we wanted to give them a chance with the coding exercise. Unfortunately this person was not able to share any thoughts or ideas on how to solve the proposed problem. It was clear they were struggling, so we offered to let them use Google as a reference, but still they were unsure how to begin to solve the problem. I recall we proposed alternate ways of looking at the problem, e.g. as a block of text, as strings stored in variables, etc. No luck. The interview was quickly over after that. To address a few common questions: No, in this very simplified example you wouldn't necessarily need to write a full program, and yes grep or regex would have been acceptable. (Sorry if that wasn't clear). The point was to explain how one might go about doing a thing, in whatever way makes sense to you. Or explain even in theoretical concepts how one might do a thing. Share your thought process. Yes, sometimes a task like this might come up on the job. Or be 1 part of a much larger task, or one-off cleanup, etc. Based on some of the responses, it sounds like quite a few people are familiar with this common scenario. No, that's not the only thing this team does (as mentioned above). No, you won't make $100k just to run grep, lol. Also, no I'm not the hiring manager. I'm just an experienced software engineer in the department. We ride along on interviews sometimes to assist management with technical questions. Please don't PM me asking for a job. That's not why I shared this story (that somehow got a lot of attention). I'm sure you are knowlegeable and skilled and awesome. Thanks for all the questions and discussion folks. Lots of interesting perspectives shared in the comments! Edit3: Not that anyone cares at this point probably, but for what its worth in this example the hiring manager suggested the simple coding exercise for this candidate. Again sorry for any confusion. Really didn't expect my anecdote to blow up like this. Thanks for all the thoughts and opinions!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,927
programmerhumor
RusskiEnigma
h8x1ktq
<|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Interviewed someone earlier this year for an entry level position. Candidate claimed to know some Java, C++, SQL, etc... Looked good on paper. Asked them to do a simple programming exercise. They had no idea where to start. To be fair, it can be intimidating to be put on the spot like that. But when given the option of using Google to help and they still can't demonstrate that they can think through a problem, or know how to search for a solution... pass. For the curious: loop through a few text files to find a matching string. In the language of your choice. You can use Google if needed. Edit: ahhh, my inbox & notifications! This got a lot more attention than I expected lol. Edit2: To add more detail, this was for a DevOps position at a large company in the USA. We use vendor software as well as in-house tools and utilities written in a variety of languages (Java, Python, Bash/shell) to manage the stack, deployments, push config changes, monitor server resources, etc... also on-call. We wear a lot of hats. If you know, you know. During interviews we generally ask about background, experience, and projects, how they have solved past problems, overcome challenging issues, etc. Pretty standard stuff I think. Asking to solve hypothetical problems or do simple live coding exercises are another way to ascertain experience, comprehension, problem solving ability, logic, and so on. We ask questions of varying difficulty or complexity according to the position and person's experience. In this case the interviewee was applying for an entry level position and did not have much experience. It was pretty clear they were 'green', but we wanted to give them a chance with the coding exercise. Unfortunately this person was not able to share any thoughts or ideas on how to solve the proposed problem. It was clear they were struggling, so we offered to let them use Google as a reference, but still they were unsure how to begin to solve the problem. I recall we proposed alternate ways of looking at the problem, e.g. as a block of text, as strings stored in variables, etc. No luck. The interview was quickly over after that. To address a few common questions: No, in this very simplified example you wouldn't necessarily need to write a full program, and yes grep or regex would have been acceptable. (Sorry if that wasn't clear). The point was to explain how one might go about doing a thing, in whatever way makes sense to you. Or explain even in theoretical concepts how one might do a thing. Share your thought process. Yes, sometimes a task like this might come up on the job. Or be 1 part of a much larger task, or one-off cleanup, etc. Based on some of the responses, it sounds like quite a few people are familiar with this common scenario. No, that's not the only thing this team does (as mentioned above). No, you won't make $100k just to run grep, lol. Also, no I'm not the hiring manager. I'm just an experienced software engineer in the department. We ride along on interviews sometimes to assist management with technical questions. Please don't PM me asking for a job. That's not why I shared this story (that somehow got a lot of attention). I'm sure you are knowlegeable and skilled and awesome. Thanks for all the questions and discussion folks. Lots of interesting perspectives shared in the comments! Edit3: Not that anyone cares at this point probably, but for what its worth in this example the hiring manager suggested the simple coding exercise for this candidate. Again sorry for any confusion. Really didn't expect my anecdote to blow up like this. Thanks for all the thoughts and opinions!<|eor|><|sor|> with open("file.txt",'r') as f: if 'string' in f.readlines(): return True return False I'll take $100k/yr full benefits, I want at least 16 vacation days a year and 10 hour work days mon-thur so I can have Friday off. edit: everyone is pointing out what's wrong with the code, a lot is wrong with the code, i wrote it on mobile in 5 minutes after just waking up. here's some working code, go nuts: import os def main(): directory = 'some_directory/' for file in os.listdir(directory): with open(directory+file,'r') as open_file: for line in open_file.readlines(): if 'fish' in line: print('Found string in '+str(file)+'\n'+line) main() and output: =========== RESTART: F:\test code\reddit_called_me_out\find_string.py ========== Found string in file.txt the fish swam up Found string in file2.txt the fish swam up >>><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,582
programmerhumor
DarkScorpion48
h8x48uf
<|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the market is oversaturated with candidates who write poor software. It is particularly difficult to find _good_ software developers.<|eor|><|sor|>This the right answer. In countries where firing people is difficult its important to be extra cautious in the hiring process. In 20 years of experience I can safely say 50% of all developers are mildly incompetent. Edit: This blew up! Guys, its just based on gut feeling to put things in perspective. I dont have empirical evidence, lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,437
programmerhumor
vickera
h8wtp2z
<|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>7/10 people i interview have "expert level knowledge" in certain technologies. So I ask them expert level questions. After they completely whiff the first few, I go to some beginner questions. After the whiff those, their "expert level" knowledge suddenly turns into "I took a bootcamp about this topic 10 months ago" It'd really help if they were just honest.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,118
programmerhumor
thislooksfun1
h8xnxn9
<|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once interviewed with a company locally for an internship. They asked me to find the largest integer in an array. I asked afterwards, do many people get that right? They replied youd be surprised how many get it wrong. **EDIT: To those suggesting sorting the array, remember that sorting takes O(nlogn) time at best. In order to consider all candidates in an array, the best youre gonna do is consider all candidates in an array! Which is O(n) time.**<|eor|><|sor|>randomise the list until it's in order and pick the last element<|eor|><|sor|>Bogosort, my favourite algorithm.<|eor|><|sor|>Hold on. That's a real thing? Gotta Google this one out.<|eor|><|sor|>It's my favorite sorting algorithm as well. Have some pseudocode: ``` bogosort(arr): while !isSorted(arr): arr = shuffle(arr) return arr ``` My other favorite is Assumption Sort; O(1) runtime, super efficient, and easy to implement in any language: ``` assumptionSort(arr): // We assume the input is sorted return arr<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
809
programmerhumor
thislooksfun1
h8xmfvj
<|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once interviewed with a company locally for an internship. They asked me to find the largest integer in an array. I asked afterwards, do many people get that right? They replied youd be surprised how many get it wrong. **EDIT: To those suggesting sorting the array, remember that sorting takes O(nlogn) time at best. In order to consider all candidates in an array, the best youre gonna do is consider all candidates in an array! Which is O(n) time.**<|eor|><|sor|>randomise the list until it's in order and pick the last element<|eor|><|sor|>Bogosort!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
731
programmerhumor
meliaesc
h8x20ug
<|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Interviewed someone earlier this year for an entry level position. Candidate claimed to know some Java, C++, SQL, etc... Looked good on paper. Asked them to do a simple programming exercise. They had no idea where to start. To be fair, it can be intimidating to be put on the spot like that. But when given the option of using Google to help and they still can't demonstrate that they can think through a problem, or know how to search for a solution... pass. For the curious: loop through a few text files to find a matching string. In the language of your choice. You can use Google if needed. Edit: ahhh, my inbox & notifications! This got a lot more attention than I expected lol. Edit2: To add more detail, this was for a DevOps position at a large company in the USA. We use vendor software as well as in-house tools and utilities written in a variety of languages (Java, Python, Bash/shell) to manage the stack, deployments, push config changes, monitor server resources, etc... also on-call. We wear a lot of hats. If you know, you know. During interviews we generally ask about background, experience, and projects, how they have solved past problems, overcome challenging issues, etc. Pretty standard stuff I think. Asking to solve hypothetical problems or do simple live coding exercises are another way to ascertain experience, comprehension, problem solving ability, logic, and so on. We ask questions of varying difficulty or complexity according to the position and person's experience. In this case the interviewee was applying for an entry level position and did not have much experience. It was pretty clear they were 'green', but we wanted to give them a chance with the coding exercise. Unfortunately this person was not able to share any thoughts or ideas on how to solve the proposed problem. It was clear they were struggling, so we offered to let them use Google as a reference, but still they were unsure how to begin to solve the problem. I recall we proposed alternate ways of looking at the problem, e.g. as a block of text, as strings stored in variables, etc. No luck. The interview was quickly over after that. To address a few common questions: No, in this very simplified example you wouldn't necessarily need to write a full program, and yes grep or regex would have been acceptable. (Sorry if that wasn't clear). The point was to explain how one might go about doing a thing, in whatever way makes sense to you. Or explain even in theoretical concepts how one might do a thing. Share your thought process. Yes, sometimes a task like this might come up on the job. Or be 1 part of a much larger task, or one-off cleanup, etc. Based on some of the responses, it sounds like quite a few people are familiar with this common scenario. No, that's not the only thing this team does (as mentioned above). No, you won't make $100k just to run grep, lol. Also, no I'm not the hiring manager. I'm just an experienced software engineer in the department. We ride along on interviews sometimes to assist management with technical questions. Please don't PM me asking for a job. That's not why I shared this story (that somehow got a lot of attention). I'm sure you are knowlegeable and skilled and awesome. Thanks for all the questions and discussion folks. Lots of interesting perspectives shared in the comments! Edit3: Not that anyone cares at this point probably, but for what its worth in this example the hiring manager suggested the simple coding exercise for this candidate. Again sorry for any confusion. Really didn't expect my anecdote to blow up like this. Thanks for all the thoughts and opinions!<|eor|><|sor|> with open("file.txt",'r') as f: if 'string' in f.readlines(): return True return False I'll take $100k/yr full benefits, I want at least 16 vacation days a year and 10 hour work days mon-thur so I can have Friday off. edit: everyone is pointing out what's wrong with the code, a lot is wrong with the code, i wrote it on mobile in 5 minutes after just waking up. here's some working code, go nuts: import os def main(): directory = 'some_directory/' for file in os.listdir(directory): with open(directory+file,'r') as open_file: for line in open_file.readlines(): if 'fish' in line: print('Found string in '+str(file)+'\n'+line) main() and output: =========== RESTART: F:\test code\reddit_called_me_out\find_string.py ========== Found string in file.txt the fish swam up Found string in file2.txt the fish swam up >>><|eor|><|sor|>I actually have this set up. But I'm a senior engineer and we just hired an engineer to be on the team I lead for 110k. Now is absolutely the time to put out your resume.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
731
programmerhumor
I_Was_Fox
h8xgpg2
<|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once interviewed with a company locally for an internship. They asked me to find the largest integer in an array. I asked afterwards, do many people get that right? They replied youd be surprised how many get it wrong. **EDIT: To those suggesting sorting the array, remember that sorting takes O(nlogn) time at best. In order to consider all candidates in an array, the best youre gonna do is consider all candidates in an array! Which is O(n) time.**<|eor|><|sor|>Lol I had an easy question like this in my most recent interview for the job I have now. It was "find the length of a string" and I was like "can I just call string.length or..." And she laughed and said "I mean yeah but I want to see that you can do it manually too" and so I laughed and wrote it out. Great interview<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
684
programmerhumor
EvilShadeZz
h8xmgo9
<|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once interviewed with a company locally for an internship. They asked me to find the largest integer in an array. I asked afterwards, do many people get that right? They replied youd be surprised how many get it wrong. **EDIT: To those suggesting sorting the array, remember that sorting takes O(nlogn) time at best. In order to consider all candidates in an array, the best youre gonna do is consider all candidates in an array! Which is O(n) time.**<|eor|><|sor|>randomise the list until it's in order and pick the last element<|eor|><|sor|>Bogosort, my favourite algorithm.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
545
programmerhumor
dontaggravation
h8x9uox
<|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because boot camps and the like. I cant tell you the number of people I see going to software boot camps. Become a dev in 3 months. Just pay $4500 we will teach you angular, C#, html, CSS Youll be a developer So many junior devs have come in without the first idea of how to think through a problem, how to solve a problem. They can tell you all about the syntax or esoterics of the language but dont know how to do anything Ive tried to mentor several of them. Im a senior dev which just means Im really a junior dev thats made so many mistakes for so many years I can now be called senior. I can teach all kinds of things but I cant teach you how to like software development. I cant teach basic reasoning skills. Such a glut of crappy devs or people interested in earning a massive income without any ability to do the job. Are you broke? Do you want a job? Theres always jobs for people with computer skills (brought to you by ITT Tech)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
538
programmerhumor
ManagerOfLove
h8xaycv
<|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Companies are looking for GOOD developers, not somebody who knows the difference between a scripting language and C++. But most students could simply not gain those experiences and companies are not interested in teaching beginners. It is a closed loop, basically. Can not gain experience -> can not find a decent job -> can not gain experience without a decent job. And well, of course this is hard, because somebody needs to break that vicious cycle. Mostly, this will do the one who wants the job. A degree is in these days not enough anymore.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
423
programmerhumor
henry_logan_1987
h8xg4sc
<|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the market is oversaturated with candidates who write poor software. It is particularly difficult to find _good_ software developers.<|eor|><|sor|>This the right answer. In countries where firing people is difficult its important to be extra cautious in the hiring process. In 20 years of experience I can safely say 50% of all developers are mildly incompetent. Edit: This blew up! Guys, its just based on gut feeling to put things in perspective. I dont have empirical evidence, lol.<|eor|><|sor|>This is spot on. We had 2 new hires over the past year. 1 is okay. The other is absolutely terrible and toxic. And its impossible to fire him. I cant even get him on a PIP because of office politics. Its making my work life miserable.<|eor|><|sor|>How do I get a job that's impossible to be fired from?<|eor|><|sor|>I am in Chicago. Ans I have seen this way, way too much. Play your cards right and it will be very, very easy. First, you need to have a good resume. Be excellent at interviews. And you jump job every other year for 5-6 years. 1 year at a job is not enough to finish an impactful project. But it will be enough to get assigned on one to pad your resume. Now, you have options. You can continue to be technical and become an architect or lead that doesnt write a lot of code, you can go management, or you can do startups and get a big title. Eventually you will get to the 10+ year mark. You want to get into a large Fortune 500 company thats not software based but has an IT department. Everyone is having so many meetings and doing so little work. You are barely going to get noticed if your output is low. Make sure you are not literally the worst on you team. You might not be up for promotions. But you will do fine. And if you could find transfer opportunity and hop teams/departments, so that too! That way you never build up bad reviews. Every time you transfer, you get a fresh start. Edit: Doing this for another 10 years. You might be able to retire before you are 50 if you saved enough.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
422
programmerhumor
rothIsBadHeSaidSo
h8xlov0
<|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've interviewed for 3 software development jobs in the last 12 months. Each time it was mentioned that I didn't have as much experience as what they're looking for, that I don't know enough about the language, and that I don't have enough certifications or a degree to qualify. This was after being told "Yeah I didn't even know what C++ was when I started! I thought I was interviewing for a different job! They trained me on the spot! It was so easy and fun!" So probably what happened is it was super expensive to train the first few devs and then HR stepped in and said "We need people who already know what we need before we know what we need or we're wasting too much money on training."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
406
programmerhumor
Emperor-Valtorei
h8xb8z6
<|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once interviewed with a company locally for an internship. They asked me to find the largest integer in an array. I asked afterwards, do many people get that right? They replied youd be surprised how many get it wrong. **EDIT: To those suggesting sorting the array, remember that sorting takes O(nlogn) time at best. In order to consider all candidates in an array, the best youre gonna do is consider all candidates in an array! Which is O(n) time.**<|eor|><|sor|>I'm fucking stupid and i still immediately thought of a solution to the problem<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
376
programmerhumor
henry_logan_1987
h8x7z5j
<|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the market is oversaturated with candidates who write poor software. It is particularly difficult to find _good_ software developers.<|eor|><|sor|>This the right answer. In countries where firing people is difficult its important to be extra cautious in the hiring process. In 20 years of experience I can safely say 50% of all developers are mildly incompetent. Edit: This blew up! Guys, its just based on gut feeling to put things in perspective. I dont have empirical evidence, lol.<|eor|><|sor|>This is spot on. We had 2 new hires over the past year. 1 is okay. The other is absolutely terrible and toxic. And its impossible to fire him. I cant even get him on a PIP because of office politics. Its making my work life miserable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
373
programmerhumor
Far_Calligrapher_215
103q1g9
<|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
51,759
programmerhumor
khendron
j31jepp
<|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time a coworker left for another company and we all gave him a copy of our resumes when he left. The guy got something like 24 referral bonuses.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,373
programmerhumor
khendron
j31p24t
<|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time a coworker left for another company and we all gave him a copy of our resumes when he left. The guy got something like 24 referral bonuses.<|eor|><|sor|>Does it mean 24 of you switched to his new company?<|eor|><|sor|>I may be exaggerating in that perhaps not all the referrals came through the first guy. I know he got at least 8 (including me), and after a few months there were about 30 of us from the old company at the new company. Some found their way there on their own, and some of the original 8 may have done referrals also creating a cascading effect :) There was a lot of dissatisfaction at the old company.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,424
programmerhumor
AMGraduate564
j31mrtp
<|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time a coworker left for another company and we all gave him a copy of our resumes when he left. The guy got something like 24 referral bonuses.<|eor|><|sor|>Does it mean 24 of you switched to his new company?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,021
programmerhumor
Far_Calligrapher_215
j30hv7l
<|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Huh? What about pulling a programmers huge package?<|eor|><|soopr|>Isn't that what we're known for? Our huge schlongs<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
839
programmerhumor
TheFiftGuy
j30kpl2
<|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Job++<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
573
programmerhumor
freefolkonly
j31rx9u
<|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time a coworker left for another company and we all gave him a copy of our resumes when he left. The guy got something like 24 referral bonuses.<|eor|><|sor|>Does it mean 24 of you switched to his new company?<|eor|><|sor|>I may be exaggerating in that perhaps not all the referrals came through the first guy. I know he got at least 8 (including me), and after a few months there were about 30 of us from the old company at the new company. Some found their way there on their own, and some of the original 8 may have done referrals also creating a cascading effect :) There was a lot of dissatisfaction at the old company.<|eor|><|sor|>Did Mr Dissatisfaction move to the new company eventually?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
401
programmerhumor
HumunculiTzu
j31dj9u
<|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>While not a competitor, we did lose a lot of people to Salesforce who just announced 10% layoffs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
282
programmerhumor
cheapcheap1
j323ydt
<|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time a coworker left for another company and we all gave him a copy of our resumes when he left. The guy got something like 24 referral bonuses.<|eor|><|sor|>Does it mean 24 of you switched to his new company?<|eor|><|sor|>I may be exaggerating in that perhaps not all the referrals came through the first guy. I know he got at least 8 (including me), and after a few months there were about 30 of us from the old company at the new company. Some found their way there on their own, and some of the original 8 may have done referrals also creating a cascading effect :) There was a lot of dissatisfaction at the old company.<|eor|><|sor|>Did Mr Dissatisfaction move to the new company eventually?<|eor|><|sor|>Even bad hiring managers understand that people often leave because of poor management. If the new place has any sense at all, they'll understand that an employee exodus at company X makes managers from that company a risk and take appropriate actions. If they're a great hiring manager, they might even ask the employees who used to work with mr. Dissatisfaction. And if they fail to do any of that and stuipidly hire mr Dissatisfaction despite coming with more red flags that the USSR, well, the new company probably has plenty of mr. Dissatisfactions already.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
261
programmerhumor
RichCorinthian
j31t9yg
<|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time a coworker left for another company and we all gave him a copy of our resumes when he left. The guy got something like 24 referral bonuses.<|eor|><|sor|>Any company that is hiring 25 developers at once is either an insanely large company or going through insane rates of growth, and in my experience neither one is great<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
259
programmerhumor
khendron
j31tz3m
<|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time a coworker left for another company and we all gave him a copy of our resumes when he left. The guy got something like 24 referral bonuses.<|eor|><|sor|>Any company that is hiring 25 developers at once is either an insanely large company or going through insane rates of growth, and in my experience neither one is great<|eor|><|sor|>It wasn't *all* at once. It was over the course of a few months. But the new company *was* expanding fast. They had just spun out of a larger parent company and were gearing up for and IPO during the dotcom boom. It was a fun few years until the bust came and the wheels came off.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
250
programmerhumor
Peni3ro
j31asct
<|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why would they want only programmers with a huge package?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
229
programmerhumor
Madk81
j311tlf
<|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I run a revshare guild where people can come on and off to learn all aspects of game dev. I had one guy who's work I loved so much I promoted him to other companies... Apparently one hired him,and he told me his new job is to harass me on all of social media, and get me banned by making up false allegations against me... You'd think being a nice guy pays off, nah, you just get exploited and hated even more.<|eor|><|sor|>wait, a company hired a game dev you recommended, in order to harass you online? like, thats his job? hes not making games anymore? fishy story mate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
192
programmerhumor
aGuyNamedScrunchie
j30jrpb
<|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like it's time to make like a rabbit and hop! ^^also ^^fuck<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
181
programmerhumor
ballpit-witch
j30uiq5
<|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Huh? What about pulling a programmers huge package?<|eor|><|soopr|>Isn't that what we're known for? Our huge schlongs<|eoopr|><|sor|>Only the ones getting pulled according to your meme<|eor|><|sor|>Sadly my pull requests are never approved<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
172
programmerhumor
Tangurena
j31r7h2
<|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft did this to Borland. Legend has it that they parked a limo out front of the Borland office and the recruiters in the back were authorized to write very large checks. Hired almost all of the compiler team. Killed Borland's compiler division. I believe the new guys were the ones who developed Visual Studio and .NET.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
145
programmerhumor
datvm
j31fv27
<|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Disgusting indeed. Imagine hiring only programmers with 3GB `node_modules` folders.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
137
programmerhumor
denis_denis05
j31za1a
<|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time a coworker left for another company and we all gave him a copy of our resumes when he left. The guy got something like 24 referral bonuses.<|eor|><|sor|>Does it mean 24 of you switched to his new company?<|eor|><|sor|>I may be exaggerating in that perhaps not all the referrals came through the first guy. I know he got at least 8 (including me), and after a few months there were about 30 of us from the old company at the new company. Some found their way there on their own, and some of the original 8 may have done referrals also creating a cascading effect :) There was a lot of dissatisfaction at the old company.<|eor|><|sor|>Did Mr Dissatisfaction move to the new company eventually?<|eor|><|sor|>No, you didn't understand. In fact, there was no "Mr Dissatisfaction". As it probably seems, there were LOTS of them misters<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
122
programmerhumor
bhatushar
ink6yz
<|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
51,733
programmerhumor
eyekwah2
g482cc6
<|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>*sigh* *invents magic*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,179
programmerhumor
FishySwede
g483w37
<|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Come on, as long as they think what we do is magic, we'll get paid decently. If they understand what we do they'll just be afraid.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,508
programmerhumor
Da_Viper
g482vo7
<|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>*sigh* *invents magic*<|eor|><|sor|>Nah `#include <Magic>`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,755
programmerhumor
bhatushar
g483p7e
<|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>*sigh* *invents magic*<|eor|><|sor|>Nah `#include <Magic>`<|eor|><|soopr|>Nah `from ass import magic`<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,590
programmerhumor
bhatushar
g4840yj
<|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Come on, as long as they think what we do is magic, we'll get paid decently. If they understand what we do they'll just be afraid.<|eor|><|soopr|>Haha, good point. It reminds me of a quote I heard in one of those MIT AI lectures. Paraphrasing. "Once we understand how the intelligence works, it doesn't seem half as intelligent."<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,060
programmerhumor
Thetman38
g483h9w
<|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The amount of times I've explained my code using the term "auto-magically" is too damn high<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
627
programmerhumor
Ch00singBeggar
g484ywk
<|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>*sigh* *invents magic*<|eor|><|sor|>Nah `#include <Magic>`<|eor|><|soopr|>Nah `from ass import magic`<|eoopr|><|sor|>> import world.com.extras.magic.MagicFactory;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
486
programmerhumor
mistahj0517
g4888db
<|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Come on, as long as they think what we do is magic, we'll get paid decently. If they understand what we do they'll just be afraid.<|eor|><|soopr|>Haha, good point. It reminds me of a quote I heard in one of those MIT AI lectures. Paraphrasing. "Once we understand how the intelligence works, it doesn't seem half as intelligent."<|eoopr|><|sor|>I feel like everything becomes much less impressive the moment you figure out how to do it or replicate it yourself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
398
programmerhumor
andai
g488njz
<|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Come on, as long as they think what we do is magic, we'll get paid decently. If they understand what we do they'll just be afraid.<|eor|><|soopr|>Haha, good point. It reminds me of a quote I heard in one of those MIT AI lectures. Paraphrasing. "Once we understand how the intelligence works, it doesn't seem half as intelligent."<|eoopr|><|sor|>I feel like everything becomes much less impressive the moment you figure out how to do it or replicate it yourself.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, if *I* can understand it, then it can't be that hard!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
390
programmerhumor
Parachuteee
g486elg
<|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I don't think it's a local network data streaming type of thing. It probably uses sockets to send data between you and the server (and then eventually your other devices).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
288
programmerhumor
bhatushar
g483ky3
<|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The amount of times I've explained my code using the term "auto-magically" is too damn high<|eor|><|soopr|>It's the new "Did XXX using algorithms".<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
270
programmerhumor
whattheclap
g485txp
<|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>*sigh* *invents magic*<|eor|><|sor|>Nah `#include <Magic>`<|eor|><|soopr|>Nah `from ass import magic`<|eoopr|><|sor|>> import world.com.extras.magic.MagicFactory;<|eor|><|sor|>import * as magic from world.sol;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
226
programmerhumor
KingOfVim
g4876gx
<|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>If my code was described as magic I'd be pretty happy tbh...<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I designed it to do that. ( )<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
225
programmerhumor
Schiffy94
g486lrh
<|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The amount of times I've explained my code using the term "auto-magically" is too damn high<|eor|><|soopr|>It's the new "Did XXX using algorithms".<|eoopr|><|sor|>We used CODING and ALGORITHMS to solve the problem!<|eor|><|sor|>if(goingToCrashIntoEachOther) don't;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
219
programmerhumor
CDno_Mlqko
g4835ll
<|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, they just send HTTP data that includes song id and time through the server.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
196
programmerhumor
Famous_Profile
g4877bh
<|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>*sigh* *invents magic*<|eor|><|sor|>Nah `#include <Magic>`<|eor|><|soopr|>Nah `from ass import magic`<|eoopr|><|sor|>> import world.com.extras.magic.MagicFactory;<|eor|><|sor|>import * as magic from world.sol;<|eor|><|sor|> using World.Supernatural.Magic;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
195
programmerhumor
car_crash_kid
g485wnt
<|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Tbh having your work be called magic sounds like a good compliment<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
143
programmerhumor
captainepeper
sz0enz
<|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
51,699
programmerhumor
Cold-Simple947
hy0x0p3
<|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love how it cleans the corner at the end, Soo satisfying<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,176
programmerhumor
WhyNotHugo
hy16hhr
<|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The final swipe on all the borders would leave water stains all around the middle. You need to swipe top to bottom catching all the bits on the side. Programmers nowadays don't know how to clean windows!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,863