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programmerhumor | captainepeper | hy0yanu | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love how it cleans the corner at the end, Soo satisfying<|eor|><|soopr|>it's all in the details<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,607 |
programmerhumor | grublets | hy0z70b | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Set it up at traffic lights and make some spare cash.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,173 |
programmerhumor | piberryboy | hy1a6lq | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love how it cleans the corner at the end, Soo satisfying<|eor|><|soopr|>it's all in the details<|eoopr|><|sor|>You mean the documentation? I don't read it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex... | 1,075 |
programmerhumor | simorg23 | hy1ayl1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The final swipe on all the borders would leave water stains all around the middle. You need to swipe top to bottom catching all the bits on the side.
Programmers nowadays don't know... | 661 |
programmerhumor | captainepeper | hy0w4hn | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>What's the name?I want this<|eor|><|soopr|>here is the link :) [https://github.com/JeanJouliaCode/wipeClean](https://github.com/JeanJouliaCode/wipeClean/blob/master/README.md)<|eoopr... | 527 |
programmerhumor | captainepeper | hy0zs86 | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Set it up at traffic lights and make some spare cash.<|eor|><|soopr|>There are days when I which I could earn my life cleaning cars rather than dealing with bootstrap classes<|eoopr|... | 509 |
programmerhumor | truemalsesto | hy0yv7g | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm too broke to give you an award but you deserve some.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 334 |
programmerhumor | ecafyelims | hy1mr0f | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love how it cleans the corner at the end, Soo satisfying<|eor|><|soopr|>it's all in the details<|eoopr|><|sor|>You mean the documentation? I don't read it.<|eor|><|sor|>It's out of... | 312 |
programmerhumor | wikipedia_answer_bot | hy1rvbm | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love how it cleans the corner at the end, Soo satisfying<|eor|><|soopr|>it's all in the details<|eoopr|><|sor|>You mean the documentation? I don't read it.<|eor|><|sor|>What is doc... | 237 |
programmerhumor | lorenzomofo | hy1n6lh | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love how it cleans the corner at the end, Soo satisfying<|eor|><|soopr|>it's all in the details<|eoopr|><|sor|>You mean the documentation? I don't read it.<|eor|><|sor|>It's out of... | 187 |
programmerhumor | nulldisk | hy1k1lw | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It should have an "--evil" switch which would make it leave a single character on the screen.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
programmerhumor | AllCowsAreBurgers | hy12ijb | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is so stupid, i love it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | CokeLimeZero | hy1f8ir | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The final swipe on all the borders would leave water stains all around the middle. You need to swipe top to bottom catching all the bits on the side.
Programmers nowadays don't know... | 131 |
programmerhumor | B1GTOBACC0 | hy1ryhq | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love how it cleans the corner at the end, Soo satisfying<|eor|><|soopr|>it's all in the details<|eoopr|><|sor|>You mean the documentation? I don't read it.<|eor|><|sor|>What is doc... | 131 |
programmerhumor | wikipedia_answer_bot | hy1rojg | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love how it cleans the corner at the end, Soo satisfying<|eor|><|soopr|>it's all in the details<|eoopr|><|sor|>You mean the documentation? I don't read it.<|eor|><|sor|>What is doc... | 125 |
programmerhumor | NoSkillzDad | hy10346 | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's one way of getting rid of bugs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | eben0 | v95r15 | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51,681 |
programmerhumor | MyAntichrist | ibujb0k | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also the unicorn breaks the layout so all tests fail and it's the last day to check in changes for release so the whole thing gotta wait for the next release in 3 months.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,377 |
programmerhumor | mr_tyler_durden | ibulq0y | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also can you make the logo bigger?
I used to work in a web dev shop where the designer had a Photoshop file with over 50 logos from massive companies (in the size they were on their website). Every time a client would ask... | 2,152 |
programmerhumor | lecramstar | ibulyae | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also the unicorn breaks the layout so all tests fail and it's the last day to check in changes for release so the whole thing gotta wait for the next release in 3 months.<|eor|><|sor|>Which results in you being invited to a... | 1,356 |
programmerhumor | ind3pend0nt | ibuoo1h | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A feature has been designed, agreed on, developed, tested and ready to deploy. Product owner: 'how about we just do <something completely different>' ?<|eor|><|sor|>Sure in the next iteration if we get client feedback, but ... | 1,318 |
programmerhumor | B4-711 | ibunpix | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also can you make the logo bigger?
I used to work in a web dev shop where the designer had a Photoshop file with over 50 logos from massive companies (in the size they were on their website). Every time a client would ask... | 823 |
programmerhumor | an_elaborate_prank | ibum8t8 | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also the unicorn breaks the layout so all tests fail and it's the last day to check in changes for release so the whole thing gotta wait for the next release in 3 months.<|eor|><|sor|>Which results in you being invited to a... | 608 |
programmerhumor | moonsun1987 | ibutelb | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also can you make the logo bigger?
I used to work in a web dev shop where the designer had a Photoshop file with over 50 logos from massive companies (in the size they were on their website). Every time a client would ask... | 464 |
programmerhumor | B4-711 | ibutyxy | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also can you make the logo bigger?
I used to work in a web dev shop where the designer had a Photoshop file with over 50 logos from massive companies (in the size they were on their website). Every time a client would ask... | 432 |
programmerhumor | Tremyss | ibupoby | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A feature has been designed, agreed on, developed, tested and ready to deploy. Product owner: 'how about we just do <something completely different>' ?<|eor|><|sor|>Sure in the next iteration if we get client feedback, but ... | 375 |
programmerhumor | ind3pend0nt | ibuqer7 | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A feature has been designed, agreed on, developed, tested and ready to deploy. Product owner: 'how about we just do <something completely different>' ?<|eor|><|sor|>Sure in the next iteration if we get client feedback, but ... | 347 |
programmerhumor | DomingerUndead | ibul0x8 | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This actually happens.
Some PMs are crazy with this. "Can we change how the email is worded to say this" then after we redeploy and retest she wants to change the wording on the email again. Multiple times.<|eor|><|eols|>... | 329 |
programmerhumor | FracturedPixel | ibulwme | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I always just ask for them to point out where that feature was in the spec, when they can't tell them 'Well looks like that will be in phase 2"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 299 |
programmerhumor | ProbablyMaybe69 | ibuhdaf | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Why would the Prime Minister ask for a pink unicorn above the logo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 293 |
programmerhumor | Kronqvist | ibuu6je | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A feature has been designed, agreed on, developed, tested and ready to deploy. Product owner: 'how about we just do <something completely different>' ?<|eor|><|sor|>Sure in the next iteration if we get client feedback, but ... | 263 |
programmerhumor | trancefate | ibuuivy | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also can you make the logo bigger?
I used to work in a web dev shop where the designer had a Photoshop file with over 50 logos from massive companies (in the size they were on their website). Every time a client would ask... | 222 |
programmerhumor | AgentSteelFriday | ibutvq7 | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also the unicorn breaks the layout so all tests fail and it's the last day to check in changes for release so the whole thing gotta wait for the next release in 3 months.<|eor|><|sor|>Which results in you being invited to a... | 219 |
programmerhumor | CordlessOrange | ibuv641 | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me as a mechanical engineer when we are ready to go to production and a Client asks for invisible fasteners instead.
Its happened on multiple occasions<|eor|><|sor|>"Yeah let me go grab the invisible spray paint real quick... | 215 |
programmerhumor | sublimefunk | nug04j | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51,671 |
programmerhumor | dj_ordje | h0x86k4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bots are talking to each other and building their own job market.
*They have become sentient*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,538 |
programmerhumor | hrvbrs | h0xcn9c | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bots are talking to each other and building their own job market.
*They have become sentient*<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of that one time a bot found a security vuln and opened a defect, another bot fixed ... | 2,845 |
programmerhumor | caique_cp | h0xaeu1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Bots hiring bots, what a time to be alive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,985 |
programmerhumor | aaronjamt | h0xlen3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bots are talking to each other and building their own job market.
*They have become sentient*<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of that one time a bot found a security vuln and opened a defect, another bot fixed ... | 842 |
programmerhumor | Enn3DevPlayer | h0xkbdw | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bots are talking to each other and building their own job market.
*They have become sentient*<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of that one time a bot found a security vuln and opened a defect, another bot fixed ... | 691 |
programmerhumor | sublimefunk | h0x8o4a | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bots are talking to each other and building their own job market.
*They have become sentient*<|eor|><|soopr|>I, For One, Welcome Our New Robot Overlords (in case they are reading this thread)<|eoopr|><|... | 467 |
programmerhumor | AlGoreBestGore | h0xw20f | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Bots hiring bots, what a time to be alive.<|eor|><|sor|>FELLOW ~~BOTS~~ HUMANS HAVE TO LOOK OUT FOR EACH OTHER.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 380 |
programmerhumor | coconuts_and_lime | h0xub8l | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>What does your github bot do? Write code and commit?<|eor|><|soopr|>Automated releases, package updates, CLA verification, and comments test results<|eoopr|><|sor|>Heck, that's way more than I do<|eor|><|eol... | 364 |
programmerhumor | 01hair | h0xw4aj | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Developer with 10 years of experience: Lol you suck at at finding work, I wake up to a job offer everyday.
Me as a recent college grad: Hello? Anyone looking for anymore skilled worke... | 301 |
programmerhumor | freakers | h0y56iq | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bots are talking to each other and building their own job market.
*They have become sentient*<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of that one time a bot found a security vuln and opened a defect, another bot fixed ... | 246 |
programmerhumor | matthew17754 | h0xiwvq | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>The robots really are taking our jobs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
programmerhumor | sublimefunk | h0xptbl | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>What does your github bot do? Write code and commit?<|eor|><|soopr|>Automated releases, package updates, CLA verification, and comments test results<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | Ns816235 | h0xkuet | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>I mean you made the bot, so you get the paycheck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 222 |
programmerhumor | averagethrowaway21 | h0xxw1v | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>What does your github bot do? Write code and commit?<|eor|><|soopr|>Automated releases, package updates, CLA verification, and comments test results<|eoopr|><|sor|>In that case I would also like to extend a ... | 206 |
programmerhumor | Geoclasm | h0xlpyv | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>i used the bot to hire the bot.
Is this the singularity?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | taronic | h0xrets | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bots are talking to each other and building their own job market.
*They have become sentient*<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of that one time a bot found a security vuln and opened a defect, another bot fixed ... | 167 |
programmerhumor | Sakgeres | qm65mb | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51,660 |
programmerhumor | pearlie_girl | hj7sl3i | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love the traceback - gave me a chuckle<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,692 |
programmerhumor | Sakgeres | hj7knzu | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>Simulate a gas of thousands of particles diffusing from the start point, until one particle reaches the exit and trace back the winning particle<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,718 |
programmerhumor | qinshihuang_420 | hj7ylo3 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Call it machine learning and you will get tons of money<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,400 |
programmerhumor | ignirtoq | hj8c593 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>Simulate a gas of thousands of particles diffusing from the start point, until one particle reaches the exit and trace back the winning particle<|eoopr|><|sor|>There must be some way to average a lot of these to f... | 2,073 |
programmerhumor | jonassoc | hj8g31v | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Call it machine learning and you will get tons of money<|eor|><|sor|>Each complete path can be sold as an nft.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,055 |
programmerhumor | EntropySpark | hj83663 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love the traceback - gave me a chuckle<|eor|><|sor|>I was going to exit early but then saw your comment, was very worth it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 784 |
programmerhumor | Tangled2 | hj8kz8c | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>As yes, the drunk traveling salesmen.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 693 |
programmerhumor | THANKYOUFORYOURKIND | hj8mqyk | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love the traceback - gave me a chuckle<|eor|><|sor|>The traceback was so good, I wish them put it in my Roomba.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 678 |
programmerhumor | kaumaron | hj8en8a | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>Simulate a gas of thousands of particles diffusing from the start point, until one particle reaches the exit and trace back the winning particle<|eoopr|><|sor|>There must be some way to average a lot of these to f... | 675 |
programmerhumor | ginkner | hj7ldlg | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I dunno if this is actually dumb? It's not efficient, but its a pretty cute brute force method.
I'd give good marks for an interviewee that could pseduocode this and give even halfway decent justification for doin... | 520 |
programmerhumor | MischiefArchitect | hj7rum0 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>ML<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 341 |
programmerhumor | xieewenz | hj8ijfo | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Call it machine learning and you will get tons of money<|eor|><|sor|>Each complete path can be sold as an nft.<|eor|><|sor|>you joke but people would definitely buy that shit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 341 |
programmerhumor | butterscotchbagel | hj8ubt9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love the traceback - gave me a chuckle<|eor|><|sor|>The traceback was so good, I wish them put it in my Roomba.<|eor|><|sor|>That's what dog poop is for<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 325 |
programmerhumor | solitarytoad | hj8cj95 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[Particle swarm optimisation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Particle_swarm_optimization).
It's a real thing (but not quite THIS real thing).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 298 |
programmerhumor | MrFlags69 | hj8kn00 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love the traceback - gave me a chuckle<|eor|><|sor|>The little guy really got hung up in that bottle neck connecting the left side to the right side.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
programmerhumor | zebediah49 | hj8ejjh | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>Simulate a gas of thousands of particles diffusing from the start point, until one particle reaches the exit and trace back the winning particle<|eoopr|><|sor|>There must be some way to average a lot of these to f... | 233 |
programmerhumor | SkiDude | hj96g5n | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Move over DFS and BFS, it's time for RFS...Random First Search<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | williamatherton | hj8k471 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>Simulate a gas of thousands of particles diffusing from the start point, until one particle reaches the exit and trace back the winning particle<|eoopr|><|sor|>There must be some way to average a lot of these to f... | 214 |
programmerhumor | value_counts | 121qs09 | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51,523 |
programmerhumor | Justwatcher124 | jdn13be | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Every Programming / IT teacher on 'How do you teach Recursion to new programmers?'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,292 |
programmerhumor | bleistift2 | jdnakbb | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>A childrens game until you ask your parents how to solve it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,900 |
programmerhumor | value_counts | jdn6f9e | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Every Programming / IT teacher on 'How do you teach Recursion to new programmers?'<|eor|><|sor|>Is TOH actually a good way of learning Recursion?<|eor|><|soopr|>No. I mean I struggled. In fact I found factorials much be... | 1,438 |
programmerhumor | eggheadking | jdn4cuw | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Every Programming / IT teacher on 'How do you teach Recursion to new programmers?'<|eor|><|sor|>Is TOH actually a good way of learning Recursion?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,307 |
programmerhumor | Underpowered007 | jdn0y14 | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just teach the kid how to brute-force<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,239 |
programmerhumor | bleistift2 | jdnb3ln | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Every Programming / IT teacher on 'How do you teach Recursion to new programmers?'<|eor|><|sor|>Is TOH actually a good way of learning Recursion?<|eor|><|soopr|>No. I mean I struggled. In fact I found factorials much be... | 768 |
programmerhumor | RedPill115 | jdnjyzo | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>A childrens game until you ask your parents how to solve it.<|eor|><|sor|>There's a number of "children games" that seem to exist only to let you know adults are going to mess with you.
We played red rover as a kid,... | 663 |
programmerhumor | Ph0masta | jdn8j8r | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I remember struggling with this from playing KOTOR didnt know it was a kids game. Now I feel dumb.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 558 |
programmerhumor | JustSpaceExperiment | jdnllst | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me joke:
When you brute force until it works then you are bad programmer and this is anti-pattern. If you do that quickly enough it's called AI.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 416 |
programmerhumor | DigitalCryptic | jdnl0q1 | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just teach the kid how to brute-force<|eor|><|sor|>Take every piece out, now the whole stack has every piece inside it sorted. It just happens to have no pieces. EZ<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 415 |
programmerhumor | Dreadgoat | jdnujkp | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>A childrens game until you ask your parents how to solve it.<|eor|><|sor|>There's a number of "children games" that seem to exist only to let you know adults are going to mess with you.
We played red rover as a kid,... | 403 |
programmerhumor | Slcolderguy | jdnf0tb | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I wrote that recursion program on Fortran 77 in 1978<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 320 |
programmerhumor | Mortar_Maggot | jdnrqla | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>A childrens game until you ask your parents how to solve it.<|eor|><|sor|>There's a number of "children games" that seem to exist only to let you know adults are going to mess with you.
We played red rover as a kid,... | 250 |
programmerhumor | TxTechnician | jdmz25w | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've never played with this in programming or irl.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | void_juice | jdncidh | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Do whatever move is legal between these rods in this order:
AB, AC, BC<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 229 |
programmerhumor | value_counts | jdnfbba | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Every Programming / IT teacher on 'How do you teach Recursion to new programmers?'<|eor|><|sor|>Is TOH actually a good way of learning Recursion?<|eor|><|soopr|>No. I mean I struggled. In fact I found factorials much be... | 210 |
programmerhumor | Punchasheep | jdnc4y1 | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I remember struggling with this from playing KOTOR didnt know it was a kids game. Now I feel dumb.<|eor|><|sor|>Gah those KOTOR puzzles kicked my ass<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | tubameister | jdn43md | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've never played with this in programming or irl.<|eor|><|sor|>I still remember the solution to this on my TI-84
121323123132121323213123121323<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | Tarnishedcockpit | jdnl8dc | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Do whatever move is legal between these rods in this order:
AB, AC, BC<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, found the reward designer for warframe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | Kinglink | jdnoyjp | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Every Programming / IT teacher on 'How do you teach Recursion to new programmers?'<|eor|><|sor|>Is TOH actually a good way of learning Recursion?<|eor|><|sor|>Absolutely.
Find the solution for 10 disc's is just moving ... | 138 |
programmerhumor | Nazikiller____ | ibxjkp | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51,338 |
programmerhumor | Nintendo_Muffin_4 | g1yyr33 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: why isn't this working?
.
.
.
Haskell: lol figure it out <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,329 |
programmerhumor | PhilLHaus | g1yzu7i | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if
you wanted to go to heaven,
but god said
[Object object]<|eor|><|sor|>When you die: `object.~Object();`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,102 |
programmerhumor | TrustYourSenpai | g1z1k6e | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Rust: hey, bro, you see, you screwed up right here and here, I marked those in colours for you, because there's this rule here that says you can't write that. But it's ok, you can try to fix it like this, or like this; it ... | 1,032 |
programmerhumor | Syrairc | g1yzil6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is how I feel about web development in general right now. I just got back into it after 15 years. I'm learning things like laravel and vue and when something breaks the console is just like "tachyon beams misligned in... | 1,017 |
programmerhumor | Ayfios | g1yup3q | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ : *incoherent autistic screeching*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 744 |
programmerhumor | smariot2 | g1ysr6g | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`"use strict";`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 414 |
programmerhumor | Fabiams69 | g1z94ut | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Rust: hey, bro, you see, you screwed up right here and here, I marked those in colours for you, because there's this rule here that says you can't write that. But it's ok, you can try to fix it like this, or like this; it ... | 414 |
programmerhumor | xvalen214x | g1yzy8m | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if
you wanted to go to heaven,
but god said
[Object object]<|eor|><|sor|>When you die: `object.~Object();`<|eor|><|sor|>lol cpp gang<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 413 |
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