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programmerhumor | captainepeper | hy0yanu | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love how it cleans the corner at the end, Soo satisfying<|eor|><|soopr|>it's all in the details<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,607 |
programmerhumor | grublets | hy0z70b | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Set it up at traffic lights and make some spare cash.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,173 |
programmerhumor | piberryboy | hy1a6lq | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love how it cleans the corner at the end, Soo satisfying<|eor|><|soopr|>it's all in the details<|eoopr|><|sor|>You mean the documentation? I don't read it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,075 |
programmerhumor | simorg23 | hy1ayl1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The final swipe on all the borders would leave water stains all around the middle. You need to swipe top to bottom catching all the bits on the side.
Programmers nowadays don't know how to clean windows!<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sorry! The only cleaning of windows I'm familiar with is wiping partitions and replacing them with *insert your favorite Linux distro*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 661 |
programmerhumor | captainepeper | hy0w4hn | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>What's the name?I want this<|eor|><|soopr|>here is the link :) [https://github.com/JeanJouliaCode/wipeClean](https://github.com/JeanJouliaCode/wipeClean/blob/master/README.md)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 527 |
programmerhumor | captainepeper | hy0zs86 | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Set it up at traffic lights and make some spare cash.<|eor|><|soopr|>There are days when I which I could earn my life cleaning cars rather than dealing with bootstrap classes<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 509 |
programmerhumor | truemalsesto | hy0yv7g | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm too broke to give you an award but you deserve some.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 334 |
programmerhumor | ecafyelims | hy1mr0f | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love how it cleans the corner at the end, Soo satisfying<|eor|><|soopr|>it's all in the details<|eoopr|><|sor|>You mean the documentation? I don't read it.<|eor|><|sor|>It's out of date anyway. The engineer who wrote it has been gone for years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 312 |
programmerhumor | wikipedia_answer_bot | hy1rvbm | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love how it cleans the corner at the end, Soo satisfying<|eor|><|soopr|>it's all in the details<|eoopr|><|sor|>You mean the documentation? I don't read it.<|eor|><|sor|>What is documentation?<|eor|><|sor|>**Documentation is any communicable material that is used to describe, explain or instruct regarding some attributes of an object, system or procedure, such as its parts, assembly, installation, maintenance and use. Documentation can be provided on paper, online, or on digital or analog media, such as audio tape or CDs.**
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programmerhumor | lorenzomofo | hy1n6lh | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love how it cleans the corner at the end, Soo satisfying<|eor|><|soopr|>it's all in the details<|eoopr|><|sor|>You mean the documentation? I don't read it.<|eor|><|sor|>It's out of date anyway. The engineer who wrote it has been gone for years.<|eor|><|sor|>1 package needs funding
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programmerhumor | nulldisk | hy1k1lw | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It should have an "--evil" switch which would make it leave a single character on the screen.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
programmerhumor | AllCowsAreBurgers | hy12ijb | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is so stupid, i love it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | CokeLimeZero | hy1f8ir | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The final swipe on all the borders would leave water stains all around the middle. You need to swipe top to bottom catching all the bits on the side.
Programmers nowadays don't know how to clean windows!<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sorry! The only cleaning of windows I'm familiar with is wiping partitions and replacing them with *insert your favorite Linux distro*<|eor|><|sor|>Clean windows, not clean windows out!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmerhumor | B1GTOBACC0 | hy1ryhq | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love how it cleans the corner at the end, Soo satisfying<|eor|><|soopr|>it's all in the details<|eoopr|><|sor|>You mean the documentation? I don't read it.<|eor|><|sor|>What is documentation?<|eor|><|sor|>**Documentation is any communicable material that is used to describe, explain or instruct regarding some attributes of an object, system or procedure, such as its parts, assembly, installation, maintenance and use. Documentation can be provided on paper, online, or on digital or analog media, such as audio tape or CDs.**
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programmerhumor | wikipedia_answer_bot | hy1rojg | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love how it cleans the corner at the end, Soo satisfying<|eor|><|soopr|>it's all in the details<|eoopr|><|sor|>You mean the documentation? I don't read it.<|eor|><|sor|>What is documentation?<|eor|><|sor|>**Documentation is any communicable material that is used to describe, explain or instruct regarding some attributes of an object, system or procedure, such as its parts, assembly, installation, maintenance and use. Documentation can be provided on paper, online, or on digital or analog media, such as audio tape or CDs.**
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programmerhumor | NoSkillzDad | hy10346 | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's one way of getting rid of bugs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | eben0 | v95r15 | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51,681 |
programmerhumor | MyAntichrist | ibujb0k | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also the unicorn breaks the layout so all tests fail and it's the last day to check in changes for release so the whole thing gotta wait for the next release in 3 months.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,377 |
programmerhumor | mr_tyler_durden | ibulq0y | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also can you make the logo bigger?
I used to work in a web dev shop where the designer had a Photoshop file with over 50 logos from massive companies (in the size they were on their website). Every time a client would ask to make their logo bigger he would slap their logo in the middle of all the rest and show it to them as a way of saying no, its doesnt need to be bigger, its already bigger than the average logo. I miss that designer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,152 |
programmerhumor | lecramstar | ibulyae | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also the unicorn breaks the layout so all tests fail and it's the last day to check in changes for release so the whole thing gotta wait for the next release in 3 months.<|eor|><|sor|>Which results in you being invited to all sorts of meetings where managers are discussing the delay of the release and why the developers couldnt deliver on time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,356 |
programmerhumor | ind3pend0nt | ibuoo1h | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A feature has been designed, agreed on, developed, tested and ready to deploy. Product owner: 'how about we just do <something completely different>' ?<|eor|><|sor|>Sure in the next iteration if we get client feedback, but it needs to go live as is.
Many PO/PMs dont know how to say no or dont get the backup from senior management to support them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,318 |
programmerhumor | B4-711 | ibunpix | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also can you make the logo bigger?
I used to work in a web dev shop where the designer had a Photoshop file with over 50 logos from massive companies (in the size they were on their website). Every time a client would ask to make their logo bigger he would slap their logo in the middle of all the rest and show it to them as a way of saying no, its doesnt need to be bigger, its already bigger than the average logo. I miss that designer.<|eor|><|sor|>"But it's not the biggest. Make it the biggest".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 823 |
programmerhumor | an_elaborate_prank | ibum8t8 | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also the unicorn breaks the layout so all tests fail and it's the last day to check in changes for release so the whole thing gotta wait for the next release in 3 months.<|eor|><|sor|>Which results in you being invited to all sorts of meetings where managers are discussing the delay of the release and why the developers couldnt deliver on time.<|eor|><|sor|>This post gave me anxiety<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 608 |
programmerhumor | moonsun1987 | ibutelb | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also can you make the logo bigger?
I used to work in a web dev shop where the designer had a Photoshop file with over 50 logos from massive companies (in the size they were on their website). Every time a client would ask to make their logo bigger he would slap their logo in the middle of all the rest and show it to them as a way of saying no, its doesnt need to be bigger, its already bigger than the average logo. I miss that designer.<|eor|><|sor|>"But it's not the biggest. Make it the biggest".<|eor|><|sor|>I don't mind making it bigger but I can't make it "pop". Anyone who tells me to make something "pop" is a moron.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 464 |
programmerhumor | B4-711 | ibutyxy | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also can you make the logo bigger?
I used to work in a web dev shop where the designer had a Photoshop file with over 50 logos from massive companies (in the size they were on their website). Every time a client would ask to make their logo bigger he would slap their logo in the middle of all the rest and show it to them as a way of saying no, its doesnt need to be bigger, its already bigger than the average logo. I miss that designer.<|eor|><|sor|>"But it's not the biggest. Make it the biggest".<|eor|><|sor|>I don't mind making it bigger but I can't make it "pop". Anyone who tells me to make something "pop" is a moron.<|eor|><|sor|>make it clickable and play the sound of bubble wrap...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 432 |
programmerhumor | Tremyss | ibupoby | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A feature has been designed, agreed on, developed, tested and ready to deploy. Product owner: 'how about we just do <something completely different>' ?<|eor|><|sor|>Sure in the next iteration if we get client feedback, but it needs to go live as is.
Many PO/PMs dont know how to say no or dont get the backup from senior management to support them.<|eor|><|sor|>Thank you. And even these questions are guided (I mean they expect only 1 kind of answer instead of yes or no). "Can you" means: do you have the ability to do it. If you say no, it means you are lacking in skill, so you are less likely to say no.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 375 |
programmerhumor | ind3pend0nt | ibuqer7 | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A feature has been designed, agreed on, developed, tested and ready to deploy. Product owner: 'how about we just do <something completely different>' ?<|eor|><|sor|>Sure in the next iteration if we get client feedback, but it needs to go live as is.
Many PO/PMs dont know how to say no or dont get the backup from senior management to support them.<|eor|><|sor|>Thank you. And even these questions are guided (I mean they expect only 1 kind of answer instead of yes or no). "Can you" means: do you have the ability to do it. If you say no, it means you are lacking in skill, so you are less likely to say no.<|eor|><|sor|>I always say its technology we can do anything. with time and money
But if it doesnt provide value Im not doing it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 347 |
programmerhumor | DomingerUndead | ibul0x8 | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This actually happens.
Some PMs are crazy with this. "Can we change how the email is worded to say this" then after we redeploy and retest she wants to change the wording on the email again. Multiple times.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 329 |
programmerhumor | FracturedPixel | ibulwme | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I always just ask for them to point out where that feature was in the spec, when they can't tell them 'Well looks like that will be in phase 2"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 299 |
programmerhumor | ProbablyMaybe69 | ibuhdaf | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Why would the Prime Minister ask for a pink unicorn above the logo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 293 |
programmerhumor | Kronqvist | ibuu6je | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A feature has been designed, agreed on, developed, tested and ready to deploy. Product owner: 'how about we just do <something completely different>' ?<|eor|><|sor|>Sure in the next iteration if we get client feedback, but it needs to go live as is.
Many PO/PMs dont know how to say no or dont get the backup from senior management to support them.<|eor|><|sor|>Thank you. And even these questions are guided (I mean they expect only 1 kind of answer instead of yes or no). "Can you" means: do you have the ability to do it. If you say no, it means you are lacking in skill, so you are less likely to say no.<|eor|><|sor|>I always say its technology we can do anything. with time and money
But if it doesnt provide value Im not doing it.<|eor|><|sor|>I come from film, so I regularly had to handle bitchy directors and execs, wanting the sky but not willing to pay for dirt. And saying No just made them bitchier, and theyre the talent the money is paying for. So you learn to never say no, instead, say ok, but then you cant have that.
One of the best things I ever learned was the Producers Triangle, Im sure it has many names based on industry, but it goes like this. You have 3 things in a triangle, Good, Fast, Cheap. Draw them on a piece of paper at the tips of the triangle, then say you can have 2. It can be good and fast, but wont be cheap. It can good and cheap, but wont be fast. Or it can be fast and cheap but it wont be good.
Its amazing how hard it is for someone to argue with that logic smacking them in the face.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 263 |
programmerhumor | trancefate | ibuuivy | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also can you make the logo bigger?
I used to work in a web dev shop where the designer had a Photoshop file with over 50 logos from massive companies (in the size they were on their website). Every time a client would ask to make their logo bigger he would slap their logo in the middle of all the rest and show it to them as a way of saying no, its doesnt need to be bigger, its already bigger than the average logo. I miss that designer.<|eor|><|sor|>"But it's not the biggest. Make it the biggest".<|eor|><|sor|>I don't mind making it bigger but I can't make it "pop". Anyone who tells me to make something "pop" is a moron.<|eor|><|sor|>make it clickable and play the sound of bubble wrap...<|eor|><|sor|>I would unironically love this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 222 |
programmerhumor | AgentSteelFriday | ibutvq7 | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also the unicorn breaks the layout so all tests fail and it's the last day to check in changes for release so the whole thing gotta wait for the next release in 3 months.<|eor|><|sor|>Which results in you being invited to all sorts of meetings where managers are discussing the delay of the release and why the developers couldnt deliver on time.<|eor|><|sor|>This post gave me anxiety<|eor|><|sor|>this is why I recommend people simply stay unemployed to avoid stress like this<|eor|><|sor|>Or just not care. You've done your job, if they want to blame you nothing will change that. As long as you're competent most of the time, they won't blame you specifically.<|eor|><|sor|>And dont be afraid to tell management it was because of the pink unicorn. Be blunt, but respectful and it works well in professional environments.<|eor|><|sor|>>We're 2 months late and a half mil over budget because Jeremy the fuckwit from marketing with the man-boobs and dead fish handshake wanted a pink unicorn.
...like that?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | CordlessOrange | ibuv641 | <|sols|><|sot|>why they like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0iwvuhna5s491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me as a mechanical engineer when we are ready to go to production and a Client asks for invisible fasteners instead.
Its happened on multiple occasions<|eor|><|sor|>"Yeah let me go grab the invisible spray paint real quick"
Then just go home<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
programmerhumor | sublimefunk | nug04j | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51,671 |
programmerhumor | dj_ordje | h0x86k4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bots are talking to each other and building their own job market.
*They have become sentient*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,538 |
programmerhumor | hrvbrs | h0xcn9c | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bots are talking to each other and building their own job market.
*They have become sentient*<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of that one time a bot found a security vuln and opened a defect, another bot fixed the vuln, a third bot ran tests and closed the defect, and a 4th bot deployed a new release. <ins>Edit: And then a 5th bot celebrated with a gif.</ins>
Bots are now developers. *Weve reached the singularity.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,845 |
programmerhumor | caique_cp | h0xaeu1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Bots hiring bots, what a time to be alive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,985 |
programmerhumor | aaronjamt | h0xlen3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bots are talking to each other and building their own job market.
*They have become sentient*<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of that one time a bot found a security vuln and opened a defect, another bot fixed the vuln, a third bot ran tests and closed the defect, and a 4th bot deployed a new release. <ins>Edit: And then a 5th bot celebrated with a gif.</ins>
Bots are now developers. *Weve reached the singularity.*<|eor|><|sor|>Could you give source? I'm really curious about it<|eor|><|sor|>https://twitter.com/gabro27/status/1173547934132178944<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 842 |
programmerhumor | Enn3DevPlayer | h0xkbdw | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bots are talking to each other and building their own job market.
*They have become sentient*<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of that one time a bot found a security vuln and opened a defect, another bot fixed the vuln, a third bot ran tests and closed the defect, and a 4th bot deployed a new release. <ins>Edit: And then a 5th bot celebrated with a gif.</ins>
Bots are now developers. *Weve reached the singularity.*<|eor|><|sor|>Could you give source? I'm really curious about it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 691 |
programmerhumor | sublimefunk | h0x8o4a | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bots are talking to each other and building their own job market.
*They have become sentient*<|eor|><|soopr|>I, For One, Welcome Our New Robot Overlords (in case they are reading this thread)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 467 |
programmerhumor | AlGoreBestGore | h0xw20f | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Bots hiring bots, what a time to be alive.<|eor|><|sor|>FELLOW ~~BOTS~~ HUMANS HAVE TO LOOK OUT FOR EACH OTHER.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 380 |
programmerhumor | coconuts_and_lime | h0xub8l | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>What does your github bot do? Write code and commit?<|eor|><|soopr|>Automated releases, package updates, CLA verification, and comments test results<|eoopr|><|sor|>Heck, that's way more than I do<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 364 |
programmerhumor | 01hair | h0xw4aj | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Developer with 10 years of experience: Lol you suck at at finding work, I wake up to a job offer everyday.
Me as a recent college grad: Hello? Anyone looking for anymore skilled workers?<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone wants a senior developer for the salary of a junior developer. That's why my company went crazy hiring in Eastern Europe - a developer _manager_ there makes around half of what I made as a junior developer in a major US city.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 301 |
programmerhumor | freakers | h0y56iq | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bots are talking to each other and building their own job market.
*They have become sentient*<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of that one time a bot found a security vuln and opened a defect, another bot fixed the vuln, a third bot ran tests and closed the defect, and a 4th bot deployed a new release. <ins>Edit: And then a 5th bot celebrated with a gif.</ins>
Bots are now developers. *Weve reached the singularity.*<|eor|><|sor|>Could you give source? I'm really curious about it<|eor|><|sor|>https://twitter.com/gabro27/status/1173547934132178944<|eor|><|sor|>Even the bots like Simon Cowell...wait, is it because he's secretly a bot?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | matthew17754 | h0xiwvq | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>The robots really are taking our jobs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
programmerhumor | sublimefunk | h0xptbl | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>What does your github bot do? Write code and commit?<|eor|><|soopr|>Automated releases, package updates, CLA verification, and comments test results<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | Ns816235 | h0xkuet | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>I mean you made the bot, so you get the paycheck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 222 |
programmerhumor | averagethrowaway21 | h0xxw1v | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>What does your github bot do? Write code and commit?<|eor|><|soopr|>Automated releases, package updates, CLA verification, and comments test results<|eoopr|><|sor|>In that case I would also like to extend a job offer to that bot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 206 |
programmerhumor | Geoclasm | h0xlpyv | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>i used the bot to hire the bot.
Is this the singularity?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | taronic | h0xrets | <|sols|><|sot|>Our GitHub bot just got a job offer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5kabvtyr8v371.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bots are talking to each other and building their own job market.
*They have become sentient*<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of that one time a bot found a security vuln and opened a defect, another bot fixed the vuln, a third bot ran tests and closed the defect, and a 4th bot deployed a new release. <ins>Edit: And then a 5th bot celebrated with a gif.</ins>
Bots are now developers. *Weve reached the singularity.*<|eor|><|sor|>lol while that's cool, it's still super trivial if it's patching a vuln by bumping a package version. I mean, we REALLY should be at the level where this shit happens, discover known vuln package versions, patch and release automatically if unit tests pass. That SHOULD be where security automation is today, because we have the tools and it's trivial.
It's lovely to see this work in practice but I mean, it's absolutely not artificial intelligence and a threat to any jobs, as much as automation that should be around right now.
Honestly, security automation has a lot of potential these days and is under-developed. If you're a SWE that's done architecture and worked on large projects and around senior level, not just scripting, and you know a specific niche in security like malware analysis or something, the recruiters have TONS of trouble filling those roles. It's an awesome niche, and I think there's a lot more automation that should exist right now that doesn't just because of the lack of devs with that domain knowledge. I've always asked recruiters if they have trouble finding SWEs with specific domain knowledge in security when I look for roles, and they're always saying it's super challenging to fill those positions. If you find experience in something like threat research, malware RE, detection and response, you'll have a lucrative career. The jobs aren't everywhere, not like "full-stack" shit, but when they're looking they're not finding em. But then again, dev ops is getting more security oriented and sec dev ops sorts of roles are getting lot more prolific.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | Sakgeres | qm65mb | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51,660 |
programmerhumor | pearlie_girl | hj7sl3i | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love the traceback - gave me a chuckle<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,692 |
programmerhumor | Sakgeres | hj7knzu | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>Simulate a gas of thousands of particles diffusing from the start point, until one particle reaches the exit and trace back the winning particle<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,718 |
programmerhumor | qinshihuang_420 | hj7ylo3 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Call it machine learning and you will get tons of money<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,400 |
programmerhumor | ignirtoq | hj8c593 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>Simulate a gas of thousands of particles diffusing from the start point, until one particle reaches the exit and trace back the winning particle<|eoopr|><|sor|>There must be some way to average a lot of these to find the most efficient solution in the least efficient way.<|eor|><|sor|>Evenly distribute the particles throughout the maze with the ends blocked, then make the starting point a source and the end a sink. Wait for the system to come to a rough ~~equilibrium~~ *steady state* and follow the steepest gradient in pressure from the start to the end.
Should be the most efficient solution in the least efficient way I can think to find it.
Edit: Equilibrium was the wrong word, but the system should reach a point where its thermodynamic properties stop varying by time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,073 |
programmerhumor | jonassoc | hj8g31v | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Call it machine learning and you will get tons of money<|eor|><|sor|>Each complete path can be sold as an nft.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,055 |
programmerhumor | EntropySpark | hj83663 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love the traceback - gave me a chuckle<|eor|><|sor|>I was going to exit early but then saw your comment, was very worth it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 784 |
programmerhumor | Tangled2 | hj8kz8c | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>As yes, the drunk traveling salesmen.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 693 |
programmerhumor | THANKYOUFORYOURKIND | hj8mqyk | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love the traceback - gave me a chuckle<|eor|><|sor|>The traceback was so good, I wish them put it in my Roomba.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 678 |
programmerhumor | kaumaron | hj8en8a | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>Simulate a gas of thousands of particles diffusing from the start point, until one particle reaches the exit and trace back the winning particle<|eoopr|><|sor|>There must be some way to average a lot of these to find the most efficient solution in the least efficient way.<|eor|><|sor|>Evenly distribute the particles throughout the maze with the ends blocked, then make the starting point a source and the end a sink. Wait for the system to come to a rough ~~equilibrium~~ *steady state* and follow the steepest gradient in pressure from the start to the end.
Should be the most efficient solution in the least efficient way I can think to find it.
Edit: Equilibrium was the wrong word, but the system should reach a point where its thermodynamic properties stop varying by time.<|eor|><|sor|>This guy molecular dynamics<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 675 |
programmerhumor | ginkner | hj7ldlg | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I dunno if this is actually dumb? It's not efficient, but its a pretty cute brute force method.
I'd give good marks for an interviewee that could pseduocode this and give even halfway decent justification for doing it this way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 520 |
programmerhumor | MischiefArchitect | hj7rum0 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>ML<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 341 |
programmerhumor | xieewenz | hj8ijfo | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Call it machine learning and you will get tons of money<|eor|><|sor|>Each complete path can be sold as an nft.<|eor|><|sor|>you joke but people would definitely buy that shit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 341 |
programmerhumor | butterscotchbagel | hj8ubt9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love the traceback - gave me a chuckle<|eor|><|sor|>The traceback was so good, I wish them put it in my Roomba.<|eor|><|sor|>That's what dog poop is for<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 325 |
programmerhumor | solitarytoad | hj8cj95 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[Particle swarm optimisation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Particle_swarm_optimization).
It's a real thing (but not quite THIS real thing).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 298 |
programmerhumor | MrFlags69 | hj8kn00 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love the traceback - gave me a chuckle<|eor|><|sor|>The little guy really got hung up in that bottle neck connecting the left side to the right side.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
programmerhumor | zebediah49 | hj8ejjh | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>Simulate a gas of thousands of particles diffusing from the start point, until one particle reaches the exit and trace back the winning particle<|eoopr|><|sor|>There must be some way to average a lot of these to find the most efficient solution in the least efficient way.<|eor|><|sor|>Evenly distribute the particles throughout the maze with the ends blocked, then make the starting point a source and the end a sink. Wait for the system to come to a rough ~~equilibrium~~ *steady state* and follow the steepest gradient in pressure from the start to the end.
Should be the most efficient solution in the least efficient way I can think to find it.
Edit: Equilibrium was the wrong word, but the system should reach a point where its thermodynamic properties stop varying by time.<|eor|><|sor|>A perfect applied use of Fick's law...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
programmerhumor | SkiDude | hj96g5n | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Move over DFS and BFS, it's time for RFS...Random First Search<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | williamatherton | hj8k471 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dumbest way to solve a maze<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/CjPRRXT.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>Simulate a gas of thousands of particles diffusing from the start point, until one particle reaches the exit and trace back the winning particle<|eoopr|><|sor|>There must be some way to average a lot of these to find the most efficient solution in the least efficient way.<|eor|><|sor|>Evenly distribute the particles throughout the maze with the ends blocked, then make the starting point a source and the end a sink. Wait for the system to come to a rough ~~equilibrium~~ *steady state* and follow the steepest gradient in pressure from the start to the end.
Should be the most efficient solution in the least efficient way I can think to find it.
Edit: Equilibrium was the wrong word, but the system should reach a point where its thermodynamic properties stop varying by time.<|eor|><|sor|>This guy molecular dynamics<|eor|><|sor|>Hello from a fellow LAMMPS/DFT user. There are dozens of us, DOZENS.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | value_counts | 121qs09 | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51,523 |
programmerhumor | Justwatcher124 | jdn13be | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Every Programming / IT teacher on 'How do you teach Recursion to new programmers?'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,292 |
programmerhumor | bleistift2 | jdnakbb | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>A childrens game until you ask your parents how to solve it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,900 |
programmerhumor | value_counts | jdn6f9e | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Every Programming / IT teacher on 'How do you teach Recursion to new programmers?'<|eor|><|sor|>Is TOH actually a good way of learning Recursion?<|eor|><|soopr|>No. I mean I struggled. In fact I found factorials much better and easy to understand. TOH just gets too messy too easily. Or sorting is good way too. But not TOH.never<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,438 |
programmerhumor | eggheadking | jdn4cuw | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Every Programming / IT teacher on 'How do you teach Recursion to new programmers?'<|eor|><|sor|>Is TOH actually a good way of learning Recursion?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,307 |
programmerhumor | Underpowered007 | jdn0y14 | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just teach the kid how to brute-force<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,239 |
programmerhumor | bleistift2 | jdnb3ln | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Every Programming / IT teacher on 'How do you teach Recursion to new programmers?'<|eor|><|sor|>Is TOH actually a good way of learning Recursion?<|eor|><|soopr|>No. I mean I struggled. In fact I found factorials much better and easy to understand. TOH just gets too messy too easily. Or sorting is good way too. But not TOH.never<|eoopr|><|sor|>I found the towers particularly enlightening years after it has been taught to me when the whole know a partial solution struck me.
The game is incredibly hard to even look at when given 10 disks. How would you start? But the observation that step n+1 is dead simple if you can solve the game for n disks is the key to recursion.
Factorials and sums, on the other hand, are way to simple, IMHO, to teach recursion. The solution is obvious. And for many people the more \*intuitive\* solution would be a straight loop, not recursion. In programming, intuitive trumps clever (or even performant in most cases).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 768 |
programmerhumor | RedPill115 | jdnjyzo | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>A childrens game until you ask your parents how to solve it.<|eor|><|sor|>There's a number of "children games" that seem to exist only to let you know adults are going to mess with you.
We played red rover as a kid, you link arms and kids run at you trying to break through - like are you supposed to learn that adults pushing you unto physical confrontation are always going to get you hurt with no benefit?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 663 |
programmerhumor | Ph0masta | jdn8j8r | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I remember struggling with this from playing KOTOR didnt know it was a kids game. Now I feel dumb.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 558 |
programmerhumor | JustSpaceExperiment | jdnllst | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me joke:
When you brute force until it works then you are bad programmer and this is anti-pattern. If you do that quickly enough it's called AI.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 416 |
programmerhumor | DigitalCryptic | jdnl0q1 | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just teach the kid how to brute-force<|eor|><|sor|>Take every piece out, now the whole stack has every piece inside it sorted. It just happens to have no pieces. EZ<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 415 |
programmerhumor | Dreadgoat | jdnujkp | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>A childrens game until you ask your parents how to solve it.<|eor|><|sor|>There's a number of "children games" that seem to exist only to let you know adults are going to mess with you.
We played red rover as a kid, you link arms and kids run at you trying to break through - like are you supposed to learn that adults pushing you unto physical confrontation are always going to get you hurt with no benefit?<|eor|><|sor|>I think the point of that one is to teach that we're stronger together.<|eor|><|sor|>It teaches you that the scrawny boy and the underweight girl have the weakest grip and you consistently break their hold by jumping on their arms until they decide not to play anymore because they get a sprain and the coach punishes them for refusing to participate and they become second class citizens for being weaker and lacking state sanctioned authority and you have to pick a new weak pair so you can enjoy winning the game until everyone is sufficiently oppressed and you are the winner<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 403 |
programmerhumor | Slcolderguy | jdnf0tb | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I wrote that recursion program on Fortran 77 in 1978<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 320 |
programmerhumor | Mortar_Maggot | jdnrqla | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>A childrens game until you ask your parents how to solve it.<|eor|><|sor|>There's a number of "children games" that seem to exist only to let you know adults are going to mess with you.
We played red rover as a kid, you link arms and kids run at you trying to break through - like are you supposed to learn that adults pushing you unto physical confrontation are always going to get you hurt with no benefit?<|eor|><|sor|>I think the point of that one is to teach that we're stronger together.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
programmerhumor | TxTechnician | jdmz25w | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've never played with this in programming or irl.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | void_juice | jdncidh | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Do whatever move is legal between these rods in this order:
AB, AC, BC<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 229 |
programmerhumor | value_counts | jdnfbba | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Every Programming / IT teacher on 'How do you teach Recursion to new programmers?'<|eor|><|sor|>Is TOH actually a good way of learning Recursion?<|eor|><|soopr|>No. I mean I struggled. In fact I found factorials much better and easy to understand. TOH just gets too messy too easily. Or sorting is good way too. But not TOH.never<|eoopr|><|sor|>I found the towers particularly enlightening years after it has been taught to me when the whole know a partial solution struck me.
The game is incredibly hard to even look at when given 10 disks. How would you start? But the observation that step n+1 is dead simple if you can solve the game for n disks is the key to recursion.
Factorials and sums, on the other hand, are way to simple, IMHO, to teach recursion. The solution is obvious. And for many people the more \*intuitive\* solution would be a straight loop, not recursion. In programming, intuitive trumps clever (or even performant in most cases).<|eor|><|soopr|>There was something more important that cleverness and intuition. I focus on that.
I understand TOH. I understand the importance of partial solution. It has application in all walks of life. For example, to fix my year, I need to fix my months and to fix a typical month, I need organize a typical week and to organise week I need to organise a day. And to organise day, i organise my hours. And in each hour, I follow 25-5 pomodoro or 50-10 pomodoro.
If I want to teach someone addition, I will explain 1+1. However I cannot begin with 567+912. Hence I would say TOH is a good way to practice to recursion? Probably yes. But good way to get introduced to recursion? Definitely no.
Although classroom teaching is way blinded and ineffective. In a class of 25 students, all have a different plane of reality, experience and perspective. To bring them all on one page of understanding is not difficult but impossible. The teacher can atleast attempt to do the simplest thing which might bore the ones who are ahead of curve but will ensure inclusion of noobs.
This is not applicable where teaching is more 1 to 1 or self study.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | Punchasheep | jdnc4y1 | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I remember struggling with this from playing KOTOR didnt know it was a kids game. Now I feel dumb.<|eor|><|sor|>Gah those KOTOR puzzles kicked my ass<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | tubameister | jdn43md | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've never played with this in programming or irl.<|eor|><|sor|>I still remember the solution to this on my TI-84
121323123132121323213123121323<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | Tarnishedcockpit | jdnl8dc | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Do whatever move is legal between these rods in this order:
AB, AC, BC<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, found the reward designer for warframe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | Kinglink | jdnoyjp | <|sols|><|sot|>This one never gets old<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yujh8gzbcypa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Every Programming / IT teacher on 'How do you teach Recursion to new programmers?'<|eor|><|sor|>Is TOH actually a good way of learning Recursion?<|eor|><|sor|>Absolutely.
Find the solution for 10 disc's is just moving 9 disc's to the other peg. Moving the tenth disc to the correct peg and moving 9 disc's to the correct peg.
Find the solution for 9 disc's is just....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | Nazikiller____ | ibxjkp | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51,338 |
programmerhumor | Nintendo_Muffin_4 | g1yyr33 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: why isn't this working?
.
.
.
Haskell: lol figure it out <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,329 |
programmerhumor | PhilLHaus | g1yzu7i | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if
you wanted to go to heaven,
but god said
[Object object]<|eor|><|sor|>When you die: `object.~Object();`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,102 |
programmerhumor | TrustYourSenpai | g1z1k6e | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Rust: hey, bro, you see, you screwed up right here and here, I marked those in colours for you, because there's this rule here that says you can't write that. But it's ok, you can try to fix it like this, or like this; it might not be what you are trying to do tho<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,032 |
programmerhumor | Syrairc | g1yzil6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is how I feel about web development in general right now. I just got back into it after 15 years. I'm learning things like laravel and vue and when something breaks the console is just like "tachyon beams misligned in the flux capacitor. app.js:8548765" and all I was trying to do was display a table.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,017 |
programmerhumor | Ayfios | g1yup3q | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ : *incoherent autistic screeching*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 744 |
programmerhumor | smariot2 | g1ysr6g | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`"use strict";`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 414 |
programmerhumor | Fabiams69 | g1z94ut | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Rust: hey, bro, you see, you screwed up right here and here, I marked those in colours for you, because there's this rule here that says you can't write that. But it's ok, you can try to fix it like this, or like this; it might not be what you are trying to do tho<|eor|><|sor|>Thats also what it felt like when I recently got into c# after getting myself the student version of JetBrains ReSharper.
"Yeah you could do it like that, but you know what would look way more nice? Doing it like this."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 414 |
programmerhumor | xvalen214x | g1yzy8m | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if
you wanted to go to heaven,
but god said
[Object object]<|eor|><|sor|>When you die: `object.~Object();`<|eor|><|sor|>lol cpp gang<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 413 |
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