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programmerhumor | HerrSPAM | g1yvkyd | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`"use strict";`<|eor|><|sor|>One better: use TypeScript<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 397 |
programmerhumor | JB-from-ATL | g1z1tgp | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or in Java when people do this shit
catch (Exception e) {
log.error("Failure occurred");
}
In the interest of spreading knowledge, the problem is that it hides the error. You should always use the variabl... | 391 |
programmerhumor | _GCastilho_ | g1z3c7h | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is how I feel about web development in general right now. I just got back into it after 15 years. I'm learning things like laravel and vue and when something breaks the console is just like "tachyon beams misligned in... | 389 |
programmerhumor | jews4beer | g1yvwu0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ : *incoherent autistic screeching*<|eor|><|sor|>Java: *throws 10,000 character stacktrace formatted to give you an aneurysm*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 381 |
programmerhumor | gwillicoder | g1zc372 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: why isn't this working?
.
.
.
Haskell: lol figure it out <|eor|><|sor|>Me: why isnt this working?
Rust: copy and paste this code into line 113.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 375 |
programmerhumor | tedescooo | g1zbpx4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Rust: hey, bro, you see, you screwed up right here and here, I marked those in colours for you, because there's this rule here that says you can't write that. But it's ok, you can try to fix it like this, or like this; it ... | 257 |
programmerhumor | Yoodae3o | g1zezmx | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: why isn't this working?
.
.
.
Haskell: lol figure it out <|eor|><|sor|>Me: why isnt this working?
Rust: copy and paste this code into line 113.<|eor|><|sor|>I like gcc's more passive-aggressive `did you mean foo?`... | 238 |
programmerhumor | fullyonline | g1z5xob | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if
you wanted to go to heaven,
but god said
[Object object]<|eor|><|sor|>When you die: `object.~Object();`<|eor|><|sor|>lol cpp gang<|eor|><|sor|>That's the only language that I know that has an explicit destruct... | 220 |
programmerhumor | JB-from-ATL | g1z1z43 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ : *incoherent autistic screeching*<|eor|><|sor|>Java: *throws 10,000 character stacktrace formatted to give you an aneurysm*<|eor|><|sor|>I'd rather have a 10,000 line stack trace than a 0 line one.<|eor|><|eols|><|end... | 213 |
programmerhumor | PhilLHaus | g1z1ksq | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is it like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acc8ej2n8qh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if
you wanted to go to heaven,
but god said
[Object object]<|eor|><|sor|>When you die: `object.~Object();`<|eor|><|sor|>lol cpp gang<|eor|><|sor|>That's the only language that I know that has an explicit destruct... | 213 |
programmerhumor | a_last_air | qztjwf | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, crackers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kkcsusrt77181.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51,306 |
programmerhumor | hippocrat | hlon290 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, crackers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kkcsusrt77181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why spend 5 minutes manually decoding that, when you could spend a week writing a program to do it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,876 |
programmerhumor | Simply_Convoluted | hloerhy | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, crackers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kkcsusrt77181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's fucking hilarious if it's true<|eor|><|sor|>You drove me to fact check it. It's all lower case, but it does say that though lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,717 |
programmerhumor | goosiest | hloc5q0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, crackers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kkcsusrt77181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's fucking hilarious if it's true<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,543 |
programmerhumor | a_last_air | hloexqo | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, crackers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kkcsusrt77181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's fucking hilarious if it's true<|eor|><|sor|>You drove me to fact check it. It's all lower case, but it does say that though lol<|eor|><|soopr|>Dude, get a hobby.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,092 |
programmerhumor | megamanxoxo | hloqno2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, crackers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kkcsusrt77181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why spend 5 minutes manually decoding that, when you could spend a week writing a program to do it.<|eor|><|sor|>Already designing an architecture diagram now: OCR image decoder, neural network something or other, translate to ... | 1,040 |
programmerhumor | testicleman_ | hlogele | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, crackers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kkcsusrt77181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Here's the binary for those of you, who want to check it, but don't feel like manually copying it:
> 01101110 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101110 01101110 01100001 00100000 01100111 01101001 ... | 856 |
programmerhumor | GitProphet | hlofg20 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, crackers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kkcsusrt77181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's fucking hilarious if it's true<|eor|><|sor|>You drove me to fact check it. It's all lower case, but it does say that though lol<|eor|><|soopr|>Dude, get a hobby.<|eoopr|><|sor|>yeah, but in lower case.<|eor|><|eols|><|en... | 837 |
programmerhumor | _Tonto_ | hlone5i | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, crackers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kkcsusrt77181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's fucking hilarious if it's true<|eor|><|sor|>You drove me to fact check it. It's all lower case, but it does say that though lol<|eor|><|soopr|>Dude, get a hobby.<|eoopr|><|sor|>yeah, but in lower case.<|eor|><|sor|>^^^du... | 589 |
programmerhumor | stereoworld | hlovkyj | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, crackers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kkcsusrt77181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love meta nerdy stuff like this. It right away reminded me of one of my favourite pieces of trivia
On the British sci-fi comedy show Red Dwarf, there's an episode called "Backwards" where they visit an alternative version of... | 356 |
programmerhumor | PresidentZeus | hlopb0e | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, crackers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kkcsusrt77181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's fucking hilarious if it's true<|eor|><|sor|>You drove me to fact check it. It's all lower case, but it does say that though lol<|eor|><|soopr|>Dude, get a hobby.<|eoopr|><|sor|>yeah, but in lower case.<|eor|><|sor|>^^^du... | 236 |
programmerhumor | Sub80iqredditor | hloss0x | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, crackers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kkcsusrt77181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why spend 5 minutes manually decoding that, when you could spend a week writing a program to do it.<|eor|><|sor|>Already designing an architecture diagram now: OCR image decoder, neural network something or other, translate to ... | 233 |
programmerhumor | Simusid | hlormbh | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, crackers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kkcsusrt77181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Long ago, in dialup days, probably 1987 I had a tandy 1000/sx (ooooohhh!). I downloaded some kind of binary from some BBS, I'm sure it was related to porn, and trying to figure out what it was I used the dos "debug" tool to s... | 221 |
programmerhumor | wyatt_3arp | hlot7b8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, crackers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kkcsusrt77181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why spend 5 minutes manually decoding that, when you could spend a week writing a program to do it.<|eor|><|sor|>Already designing an architecture diagram now: OCR image decoder, neural network something or other, translate to ... | 207 |
programmerhumor | camxct | hlovm2r | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, crackers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kkcsusrt77181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why spend 5 minutes manually decoding that, when you could spend a week writing a program to do it.<|eor|><|sor|>Already designing an architecture diagram now: OCR image decoder, neural network something or other, translate to ... | 178 |
programmerhumor | segafrompk | hloiu4v | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, crackers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kkcsusrt77181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Here's the binary for those of you, who want to check it, but don't feel like manually copying it:
> 01101110 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101110 01101110 01100001 00100000 01100111 01101001 ... | 173 |
programmerhumor | DJBlay | hloc6hu | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, crackers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kkcsusrt77181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But my hobby IS decoding binary...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | fruitcup729again | hlok1wv | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, crackers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kkcsusrt77181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Remember to drink your ovaltine!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmerhumor | megamanxoxo | hlouqa2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, crackers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kkcsusrt77181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why spend 5 minutes manually decoding that, when you could spend a week writing a program to do it.<|eor|><|sor|>Already designing an architecture diagram now: OCR image decoder, neural network something or other, translate to ... | 137 |
programmerhumor | calm_Bunny21 | umbmlt | <|sols|><|sot|>This is hurting my ego<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hs8gn7v38ly81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,895 |
programmerhumor | _Svejk_ | i80ox5f | <|sols|><|sot|>This is hurting my ego<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hs8gn7v38ly81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2, it's a number of circles<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21,829 |
programmerhumor | Sorry_Anxiety6424 | i80wlwf | <|sols|><|sot|>This is hurting my ego<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hs8gn7v38ly81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2, it's a number of circles<|eor|><|soopr|>Wow, wasted so much time trying all the iterations. Now I feel dumb<|eoopr|><|sor|>Dude were programmers, wait for someone else to figure it out and steal their answer<|eor|><|e... | 17,107 |
programmerhumor | IMovedYourCheese | i80rq6i | <|sols|><|sot|>This is hurting my ego<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hs8gn7v38ly81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I gave this problem to my preschooler he'd eat the paper<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15,358 |
programmerhumor | calm_Bunny21 | i80pz1q | <|sols|><|sot|>This is hurting my ego<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hs8gn7v38ly81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2, it's a number of circles<|eor|><|soopr|>Wow, wasted so much time trying all the iterations. Now I feel dumb<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,824 |
programmerhumor | MightyMeepleMaster | i80q11j | <|sols|><|sot|>This is hurting my ego<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hs8gn7v38ly81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers cannot solve this. It's not listed on StackOverflow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,546 |
programmerhumor | CrowdGoesWildWoooo | i80q9d7 | <|sols|><|sot|>This is hurting my ego<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hs8gn7v38ly81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> by programmers in an hour
Thats how long it takes to train a CNN model to count the number of circles.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,028 |
programmerhumor | adrenalinda75 | i811b0c | <|sols|><|sot|>This is hurting my ego<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hs8gn7v38ly81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I gave this problem to my preschooler he'd eat the paper<|eor|><|sor|>sorry dad, I thought you meant "dissolve" - *preschooler*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,909 |
programmerhumor | UomoLumaca | i80ydj2 | <|sols|><|sot|>This is hurting my ego<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hs8gn7v38ly81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2, it's a number of circles<|eor|><|soopr|>Wow, wasted so much time trying all the iterations. Now I feel dumb<|eoopr|><|sor|>Dude were programmers, wait for someone else to figure it out and steal their answer<|eor|><|s... | 2,551 |
programmerhumor | volivav | i80rmtc | <|sols|><|sot|>This is hurting my ego<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hs8gn7v38ly81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2, it's a number of circles<|eor|><|soopr|>Wow, wasted so much time trying all the iterations. Now I feel dumb<|eoopr|><|sor|>I didn't realise it was circles either but you can see there's a 2222=0, 5555=0 and 1111=0. So... | 2,292 |
programmerhumor | Young_Kapz | i818rxq | <|sols|><|sot|>This is hurting my ego<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hs8gn7v38ly81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I gave this problem to my preschooler he'd eat the paper<|eor|><|sor|>Values are as follows-
6,0,9=1
1,3,7,2,5=0
8=2
Just read the comments and found that its literally just how many circles well.. yeah. Wasted ti... | 2,213 |
programmerhumor | MDParagon | i80rnbj | <|sols|><|sot|>This is hurting my ego<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hs8gn7v38ly81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers cannot solve this. It's not listed on StackOverflow<|eor|><|sor|>No, it's already marked as duplicate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,788 |
programmerhumor | Neat-Composer4619 | i80setf | <|sols|><|sot|>This is hurting my ego<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hs8gn7v38ly81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Found it in less than 2 min but only because it mentioned preschoolers. I knew there had to be something different about it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,505 |
programmerhumor | Tacomanthecat | i814s96 | <|sols|><|sot|>This is hurting my ego<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hs8gn7v38ly81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2, it's a number of circles<|eor|><|soopr|>Wow, wasted so much time trying all the iterations. Now I feel dumb<|eoopr|><|sor|>Dude were programmers, wait for someone else to figure it out and steal their answer<|eor|><|s... | 1,499 |
programmerhumor | CodeGenerathor | i80svov | <|sols|><|sot|>This is hurting my ego<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hs8gn7v38ly81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Weird how everyone tries to solve that thing. I just feel attacked, because it says programmers are not higher education. :-(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,485 |
programmerhumor | Agile_Pudding_ | i80v4xb | <|sols|><|sot|>This is hurting my ego<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hs8gn7v38ly81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> by programmers in an hour
Thats how long it takes to train a CNN model to count the number of circles.<|eor|><|sor|>Your CNNs train in an hour? What kind of AWS instances are you using, Mr. Moneybags?<|eor|><|eols|><|... | 1,296 |
programmerhumor | hooibergje | i80sc6c | <|sols|><|sot|>This is hurting my ego<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hs8gn7v38ly81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2, it's a number of circles<|eor|><|soopr|>Wow, wasted so much time trying all the iterations. Now I feel dumb<|eoopr|><|sor|>I didn't realise it was circles either but you can see there's a 2222=0, 5555=0 and 1111=0. So... | 1,040 |
programmerhumor | BlueScreenOfDeath- | i815fdj | <|sols|><|sot|>This is hurting my ego<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hs8gn7v38ly81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I gave this problem to my preschooler he'd eat the paper<|eor|><|sor|>sorry dad, I thought you meant "dissolve" - *preschooler*<|eor|><|sor|>\*dissolves into an anthropic soup\*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 868 |
programmerhumor | jml011 | i81fjld | <|sols|><|sot|>This is hurting my ego<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hs8gn7v38ly81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I gave this problem to my preschooler he'd eat the paper<|eor|><|sor|>Values are as follows-
6,0,9=1
1,3,7,2,5=0
8=2
Just read the comments and found that its literally just how many circles well.. yeah. Wasted ti... | 830 |
programmerhumor | xaomaw | i80pv42 | <|sols|><|sot|>This is hurting my ego<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hs8gn7v38ly81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Summarize:
|Number|Add|
|:-|:-|
|0|1|
|1||
|2||
|3||
|4||
|5||
|6|1|
|7||
|8|2|
|9|1|
`8809` = 2+2+1+1 = 6<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 823 |
programmerhumor | jedininjashark | i815h4c | <|sols|><|sot|>This is hurting my ego<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hs8gn7v38ly81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2, it's a number of circles<|eor|><|soopr|>Wow, wasted so much time trying all the iterations. Now I feel dumb<|eoopr|><|sor|>Dude were programmers, wait for someone else to figure it out and steal their answer<|eor|><|s... | 734 |
programmerhumor | RangeFormal | 13bsymd | <|sols|><|sot|>warning: strong language <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/89t4fkzpunya1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,775 |
programmerhumor | LetumComplexo | jjcgwmi | <|sols|><|sot|>warning: strong language <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/89t4fkzpunya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Any system that can be destroyed by a single error deserves to be destroyed by a single error.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,845 |
programmerhumor | U03A6 | jjci3qk | <|sols|><|sot|>warning: strong language <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/89t4fkzpunya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Any system that can be destroyed by a single error deserves to be destroyed by a single error.<|eor|><|sor|>It's also inevitable that it is destroyed by that single error in the long run.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,611 |
programmerhumor | hansenabram | jjcdyem | <|sols|><|sot|>warning: strong language <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/89t4fkzpunya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>oopsie++<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 951 |
programmerhumor | bennysway | jjce62x | <|sols|><|sot|>warning: strong language <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/89t4fkzpunya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gitlab would relate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 729 |
programmerhumor | F0lks_ | jjcekqo | <|sols|><|sot|>warning: strong language <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/89t4fkzpunya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gitlab would relate<|eor|><|sor|>The intern: "Oopsie woopsie ! I made a fucky wucky uwu"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 589 |
programmerhumor | entendir | jjco9zs | <|sols|><|sot|>warning: strong language <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/89t4fkzpunya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Any system that can be destroyed by a single error deserves to be destroyed by a single error.<|eor|><|sor|>It's also inevitable that it is destroyed by that single error in the long run.<|eor|><|sor|>Damn you, Murphy... | 565 |
programmerhumor | skwyckl | jjcbqh8 | <|sols|><|sot|>warning: strong language <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/89t4fkzpunya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In his diaries or autobiography (I don't remember exactly), Friedrich Nietzsche describes fatalism, i.e. the acceptance of one's fate, as a soldier who lays in the snow after being informed that his country has lost t... | 519 |
programmerhumor | georgia_on-my-mind | jjd1cm4 | <|sols|><|sot|>warning: strong language <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/89t4fkzpunya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gitlab would relate<|eor|><|sor|>The intern: "Oopsie woopsie ! I made a fucky wucky uwu"<|eor|><|sor|>The guy at Gitlab who made the mistake posted about it on Reddit (/r/cscareerquestions) https://old.reddit.com/r/cs... | 250 |
programmerhumor | DurianBig3503 | jjcicb3 | <|sols|><|sot|>warning: strong language <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/89t4fkzpunya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is how you put "keeps a cool head in stressful situations" on your yearly review.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
programmerhumor | Lost-Apple-idk | jjck06a | <|sols|><|sot|>warning: strong language <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/89t4fkzpunya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>oopsie++<|eor|><|sor|>oospie#<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | Mechasteel | jjdes35 | <|sols|><|sot|>warning: strong language <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/89t4fkzpunya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Any system that can be destroyed by a single error deserves to be destroyed by a single error.<|eor|><|sor|>It's also inevitable that it is destroyed by that single error in the long run.<|eor|><|sor|>Damn you, Murphy... | 211 |
programmerhumor | Minecraft_paly3r_cz | jjccge7 | <|sols|><|sot|>warning: strong language <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/89t4fkzpunya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lucky they have back-ups<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | Beerenkatapult | jjcmavl | <|sols|><|sot|>warning: strong language <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/89t4fkzpunya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Any system that can be destroyed by a single error deserves to be destroyed by a single error.<|eor|><|sor|>But **I** am a system, that could be destroyed by a single error D:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | Dreamwaltzer | jjcvw88 | <|sols|><|sot|>warning: strong language <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/89t4fkzpunya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gitlab would relate<|eor|><|sor|>Lol is there a story behind this?<|eor|><|sor|>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLdRBsuvVKc&ab_channel=KevinFang
is an excellent video explaining it.
Basically they had a db and a db... | 165 |
programmerhumor | dermitio | jjcfmxc | <|sols|><|sot|>warning: strong language <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/89t4fkzpunya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lucky they have back-ups<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah about that....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | Zomby2D | jjch7ph | <|sols|><|sot|>warning: strong language <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/89t4fkzpunya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lucky they have back-ups<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah about that....<|eor|><|sor|>They were stored on the company server, weren't they?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | Skrothandlarn | jjco0pa | <|sols|><|sot|>warning: strong language <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/89t4fkzpunya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Any system that can be destroyed by a single error deserves to be destroyed by a single error.<|eor|><|sor|>But **I** am a system, that could be destroyed by a single error D:<|eor|><|sor|>And you will be, in due time... | 150 |
programmerhumor | suprmiikka | jjcii8x | <|sols|><|sot|>warning: strong language <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/89t4fkzpunya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In his diaries or autobiography (I don't remember exactly), Friedrich Nietzsche describes fatalism, i.e. the acceptance of one's fate, as a soldier who lays in the snow after being informed that his country has lost t... | 140 |
programmerhumor | BaerLKR | jjcj6xm | <|sols|><|sot|>warning: strong language <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/89t4fkzpunya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>happened to me today. Sat there and my mate next to me said "oopsie". Turns out server ins't reachable with TLS anymore.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmerhumor | webcamdad_56 | 6h7a7d | <|soss|><|sot|>If this post gets 4,294,967,296 upvotes, it might cause an integer overflow<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 50,760 |
programmerhumor | ReallyHadToFixThat | diw1mo1 | <|soss|><|sot|>If this post gets 4,294,967,296 upvotes, it might cause an integer overflow<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>2,147,483,647. Vote count is clearly signed. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5,361 |
programmerhumor | webcamdad_56 | diw4ifv | <|soss|><|sot|>If this post gets 4,294,967,296 upvotes, it might cause an integer overflow<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>2,147,483,647. Vote count is clearly signed. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>:(<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 4,032 |
programmerhumor | ThePixelCoder | diwas72 | <|soss|><|sot|>If this post gets 4,294,967,296 upvotes, it might cause an integer overflow<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>2,147,483,647. Vote count is clearly signed. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>:(<|eoopr|><|sor|>The good news is that if it succeeds, you have 2,147,483,647 upvotes.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 2,632 |
programmerhumor | Exorrt | diw2w1i | <|soss|><|sot|>If this post gets 4,294,967,296 upvotes, it might cause an integer overflow<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Time to break out the bots!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 1,963 |
programmerhumor | RoyalRs | diwhwe3 | <|soss|><|sot|>If this post gets 4,294,967,296 upvotes, it might cause an integer overflow<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Time to break out the bots!<|eor|><|sor|>/r/The_Donald might be able to help<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 1,747 |
programmerhumor | lukee910 | diwecqc | <|soss|><|sot|>If this post gets 4,294,967,296 upvotes, it might cause an integer overflow<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>2,147,483,647. Vote count is clearly signed. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>:(<|eoopr|><|sor|>The good news is that if it succeeds, you have 2,147,483,647 upvotes.<|eor|><|sor|>:)<|eor|><|eoss... | 1,318 |
programmerhumor | dazdadon | diw9foq | <|soss|><|sot|>If this post gets 4,294,967,296 upvotes, it might cause an integer overflow<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Reddit: I give your life purpose
Reddit user: let's fuck reddit up<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 1,249 |
programmerhumor | z500 | diwf6jt | <|soss|><|sot|>If this post gets 4,294,967,296 upvotes, it might cause an integer overflow<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>2,147,483,647. Vote count is clearly signed. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>:(<|eoopr|><|sor|>The good news is that if it succeeds, you have 2,147,483,647 upvotes.<|eor|><|sor|>:)<|eor|><|sor|... | 1,132 |
programmerhumor | mkalvas | diwfigd | <|soss|><|sot|>If this post gets 4,294,967,296 upvotes, it might cause an integer overflow<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>2,147,483,647. Vote count is clearly signed. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>:(<|eoopr|><|sor|>The good news is that if it succeeds, you have 2,147,483,647 upvotes.<|eor|><|sor|>:)<|eor|><|sor|... | 930 |
programmerhumor | z500 | diwfk2j | <|soss|><|sot|>If this post gets 4,294,967,296 upvotes, it might cause an integer overflow<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>2,147,483,647. Vote count is clearly signed. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>:(<|eoopr|><|sor|>The good news is that if it succeeds, you have 2,147,483,647 upvotes.<|eor|><|sor|>:)<|eor|><|sor|... | 797 |
programmerhumor | mkalvas | diwg0ml | <|soss|><|sot|>If this post gets 4,294,967,296 upvotes, it might cause an integer overflow<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>:(<|eoopr|><|sor|>The good news is that if it succeeds, you have 2,147,483,647 upvotes.<|eor|><|sor|>:)<|eor|><|sor|>The upvotes are also cursed.<|eor|><|sor|>:(<|eor|><|sor|>... | 723 |
programmerhumor | bss03 | diwhira | <|soss|><|sot|>If this post gets 4,294,967,296 upvotes, it might cause an integer overflow<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Well if we upvote enough, the bigint will become too big and use up all the server's memory.<|eor|><|sor|>We are pretty efficient at storing bignums. Let's assume that the serv... | 627 |
programmerhumor | SinProtocol | diwkldx | <|soss|><|sot|>If this post gets 4,294,967,296 upvotes, it might cause an integer overflow<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Well if we upvote enough, the bigint will become too big and use up all the server's memory.<|eor|><|sor|>We are pretty efficient at storing bignums. Let's assume that the serv... | 592 |
programmerhumor | Semicolon_Expected | dix9ngo | <|soss|><|sot|>If this post gets 4,294,967,296 upvotes, it might cause an integer overflow<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Time to break out the bots!<|eor|><|sor|>Let's get /u/unidan and all his alts!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 546 |
programmerhumor | articx | diwotq1 | <|soss|><|sot|>If this post gets 4,294,967,296 upvotes, it might cause an integer overflow<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Ok, but how can we change the volume with this?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 398 |
programmerhumor | Roflkopt3r | diwt6vf | <|soss|><|sot|>If this post gets 4,294,967,296 upvotes, it might cause an integer overflow<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Reddit: I give your life purpose
Reddit user: let's fuck reddit up<|eor|><|sor|>Reddit: I'm draining your precious time away with cheap distraction and irrelevant rewards
Reddit user: I already hate... | 298 |
programmerhumor | sambrojangles | www2ss | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,679 |
programmerhumor | Top_Marionberry3654 | ilnjh97 | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>; DROP TABLE studentdebt;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,146 |
programmerhumor | db720 | ilnm9w5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't there an intern from Airbnb looking for a job? Perfect hire<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,116 |
programmerhumor | Cloudeur | ilnqf1m | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Oh no, now some people have a negative balance.. Good thing its after 5
*for all you weirdos commenting the right answer, IM NOT ACTUALLY ON A TEAM DOING THIS lmao<|eor|><|sor|>And theyre on vacation for the next 4 week... | 1,981 |
programmerhumor | Hungry-Educator-5773 | ilnu34x | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't there an intern from Airbnb looking for a job? Perfect hire<|eor|><|sor|>what did the intern do?<|eor|><|sor|>Pushed a notification to every android labelled dev test lol. Its really not that bad but I wouldnt want... | 1,558 |
programmerhumor | LunarCamper | ilnz5sz | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Would be more like a new ledger entry with a 10000 credit value and a reused identifier of some kind to prevent double entries in case we need to rerun the script.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,209 |
programmerhumor | BoiledNumetal | ilnql8i | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>; DROP TABLE studentdebt;<|eor|><|sor|>Truncate dont wanna draw suspicion on usage<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,151 |
programmerhumor | Jettford | ilnxk5q | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't there an intern from Airbnb looking for a job? Perfect hire<|eor|><|sor|>what did the intern do?<|eor|><|sor|>Pushed a notification to every android labelled dev test lol. Its really not that bad but I wouldnt want... | 871 |
programmerhumor | changrbanger | ilnsplp | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>And everyone only gets $100 deducted from their loan because they didnt realize the field was in cents and not dollars...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 857 |
programmerhumor | schawde96 | ilnyrau | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>; DROP TABLE studentdebt;<|eor|><|sor|>Truncate dont wanna draw suspicion on usage<|eor|><|sor|>Delete from student loan where loan =10000;<|eor|><|sor|>I think you meant <= 10000<|eor|><|sor|>Let us collectively constru... | 770 |
programmerhumor | cincy-bearcat | ilnnv5l | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Talk about an easy script. Maybe 15 minutes? Id make it an 8 hour task still because of the o shit level.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 677 |
programmerhumor | WackyBeachJustice | iloh2wj | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Would be more like a new ledger entry with a 10000 credit value and a reused identifier of some kind to prevent double entries in case we need to rerun the script.<|eor|><|sor|>The fact that I had to scroll this far to s... | 638 |
programmerhumor | ham_coffee | iloqek3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Would be more like a new ledger entry with a 10000 credit value and a reused identifier of some kind to prevent double entries in case we need to rerun the script.<|eor|><|sor|>The fact that I had to scroll this far to s... | 629 |
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