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programmerhumor | tenkindsofpeople | iloeqix | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't there an intern from Airbnb looking for a job? Perfect hire<|eor|><|sor|>what did the intern do?<|eor|><|sor|>Pushed a notification to every android labelled dev test lol. Its really not that bad but I wouldnt want... | 597 |
programmerhumor | RunningHott | ilnuyk3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Oh, did I say database, I meant excel spreadsheet. That holds data too right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 554 |
programmerhumor | dagrock | ilntlrm | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't there an intern from Airbnb looking for a job? Perfect hire<|eor|><|sor|>what did the intern do?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 545 |
programmerhumor | NewEnglandJesus | ilnsf15 | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Talk about an easy script. Maybe 15 minutes? Id make it an 8 hour task still because of the o shit level.<|eor|><|sor|>1 hour to create the solution,
1 hour to create test plans,
1 hour to perform testing,
3 hours to cr... | 538 |
programmerhumor | Mundane_Ad6712 | ilnse2t | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Drop loan_amount table.
Drop loan_transaction_history table.
Drop loan account_client_ID table as well
Drop backups of all three above.
Drop masterbackup of all three above.
Final task: VERY IMPORTANT!!
DELETE DB2 ... | 445 |
programmerhumor | FedExterminator | ilnyr1j | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Oh no, now some people have a negative balance.. Good thing its after 5
*for all you weirdos commenting the right answer, IM NOT ACTUALLY ON A TEAM DOING THIS lmao<|eor|><|sor|>And theyre on vacation for the next 4 week... | 411 |
programmerhumor | okitobi2 | xfw189 | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,578 |
programmerhumor | defcon_penguin | ioop2r1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>-fr instead of -rf almost got me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,417 |
programmerhumor | rzaincity | iooyt5l | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>-fr instead of -rf almost got me<|eor|><|sor|>And shouldnt it be /* instead of ./*? So you remove all from root directory instead of just the current directory?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,102 |
programmerhumor | Reddit-username_here | ioozynp | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>-fr instead of -rf almost got me<|eor|><|sor|>And shouldnt it be /* instead of ./*? So you remove all from root directory instead of just the current directory?<|eor|><|sor|>If you want to be even more of a dick, yes!<|eor|><|eol... | 1,693 |
programmerhumor | Ffigy | iooqlia | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>someone please explain the joke like I am 5<|eor|><|sor|>rm stands for remove; f stands for force (do it no matter what); r stands for recursive (do it to the target and any/all subdirectories); and ./* is everything in the curre... | 945 |
programmerhumor | the_real_skrylo | ioovm1c | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of those commands you have to run only once. Incredibly efficient!<|eor|><|sor|>In fact it is so effective that the OS won't ever be able to print ANY french words ever again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 861 |
programmerhumor | Diabolical_Dinosaur | ioos1do | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wow, it runs noticeably faster now, thank you for this tip!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 849 |
programmerhumor | burifix | iooodvt | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thanks, I hate french and didn't know this simple trick.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 783 |
programmerhumor | Ffigy | ioopjwk | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You should leave off the dot. `/*` will get everything.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 720 |
programmerhumor | Reddit-username_here | iop6oz6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>-fr instead of -rf almost got me<|eor|><|sor|>And shouldnt it be /* instead of ./*? So you remove all from root directory instead of just the current directory?<|eor|><|sor|>If you want to be even more of a dick, yes!<|eor|><|sor... | 652 |
programmerhumor | FlaySX | ioosmn0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At least he was kind enough to add a . before the root.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 640 |
programmerhumor | erathia_65 | iop65bn | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>-fr instead of -rf almost got me<|eor|><|sor|>And shouldnt it be /* instead of ./*? So you remove all from root directory instead of just the current directory?<|eor|><|sor|>If you want to be even more of a dick, yes!<|eor|><|sor... | 586 |
programmerhumor | not_a_gumby | ioop9j0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>someone please explain the joke like I am 5<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 372 |
programmerhumor | posting_drunk_naked | iooqy3s | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You should leave off the dot. `/*` will get everything.<|eor|><|sor|>Waste of 8 entire bits smdh devs these days are lazy af<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 355 |
programmerhumor | craftworkbench | iopd5gl | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>-fr instead of -rf almost got me<|eor|><|sor|>And shouldnt it be /* instead of ./*? So you remove all from root directory instead of just the current directory?<|eor|><|sor|>If you want to be even more of a dick, yes!<|eor|><|sor... | 327 |
programmerhumor | Zuruumi | ioowi8p | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of those commands you have to run only once. Incredibly efficient!<|eor|><|sor|>In fact it is so effective that the OS won't ever be able to print ANY french words ever again.<|eor|><|sor|>It's only "./*" not "/*", so it will... | 284 |
programmerhumor | Beatrice_Dragon | iopcni3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You should leave off the dot. `/*` will get everything.<|eor|><|sor|>Waste of 8 entire bits smdh devs these days are lazy af<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, does the root have a ".." directory that leads back to itself?... | 278 |
programmerhumor | Ffigy | iooro4q | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>someone please explain the joke like I am 5<|eor|><|sor|>rm stands for remove; f stands for force (do it no matter what); r stands for recursive (do it to the target and any/all subdirectories); and ./* is everything in the curre... | 267 |
programmerhumor | TheGuppy42 | ioox20z | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At least he was kind enough to add a . before the root.<|eor|><|sor|>Quite the opposite - most modern distros stop you from executing it on root where as there is no such thing in place for your home dir (where you start when ope... | 265 |
programmerhumor | best_dady | h9x9ui | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,562 |
programmerhumor | retnikt0 | fuzkijd | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh yes, I've finally got my Main's degree!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,347 |
programmerhumor | silma85 | fuzj18r | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For everything else, there's MainCard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,718 |
programmerhumor | Borno11050 | fuzl9go | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For everything else, there's MainCard.<|eor|><|sor|>SenpaiCard<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,840 |
programmerhumor | hum4n4 | fuzmlhi | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>we did it
racism is no more<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,660 |
programmerhumor | Finchyy | fuzv63z | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But Master has other connotations than slavemasters, right? Master & Apprentice, for example.
Edit for Clarification: I know the pairing in tech is specifically Master/Slave. My point in this comment was more to bring attention to ... | 1,572 |
programmerhumor | TheResolver | fuzpdn0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But Master has other connotations than slavemasters, right? Master & Apprentice, for example.
Edit for Clarification: I know the pairing in tech is specifically Master/Slave. My point in this comment was more to bring attention to ... | 1,446 |
programmerhumor | dariusj18 | fuzhymo | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I find it so dumb that perfectly legitimate uses of the term 'master' are being changed. Like master and slave hard drive settings was pretty suspect but I don't see the problem with 'master branch'<|eor|><|sor|>It's also proposed t... | 1,083 |
programmerhumor | Zciurus | fuzrar3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh yes, I've finally got my Main's degree!<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I like this one.
"STEP ASIDE, IM AM OVERLORD OF ENGINEERING"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,012 |
programmerhumor | acutedonkey | fuzg1dv | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait is this actually real? - most unnecessary way to jump on the bandwagon. Im sure there is better ways the can contribute. This doesnt make any sense.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 937 |
programmerhumor | AltruisticSalamander | fuzfo7e | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>is this serious<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 738 |
programmerhumor | Zebezd | fuzp6o7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For everything else, there's MainCard.<|eor|><|sor|>SenpaiCard<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not even sure why, but I unironically want a SenpaiCard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 730 |
programmerhumor | SquirrelsAreAwesome | fuzp39n | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait is this actually real? - most unnecessary way to jump on the bandwagon. Im sure there is better ways the can contribute. This doesnt make any sense.<|eor|><|sor|>This is what happens when bored people don't have enough real cha... | 698 |
programmerhumor | Timevian | fuzizxk | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bdsm community: *Sweats hard*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 617 |
programmerhumor | Lakitna | fuznv8o | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah it comes up a lot in that stuff. Some can be easily renamed, mainly documentation changes. But renaming miso (master in slave out) and mosi (master out slave in) on pcb silkscreens will not be quick to sa... | 526 |
programmerhumor | nasser_junior | ic823c | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,398 |
programmerhumor | Okabie | g20w4cm | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Searches Stackoverflow for a solution*
Someone: *describes exactly the same problem you're having*
A comment : "have you tried this: *(dead link)* "
Reply: "wow this worked perfectly".
*Last edited 2013.*<|eor|><|eols|><|e... | 1,799 |
programmerhumor | Domin-MC | g20yftw | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Searches Stackoverflow for a solution*
Someone: *describes exactly the same problem you're having*
A comment : "have you tried this: *(dead link)* "
Reply: "wow this worked perfectly".
*Last edited 2013.*<|eor|><|sor|>It h... | 523 |
programmerhumor | HarlanCedeno | g214iiy | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Have you ever looked up something on stack overflow and find a post with the EXACT problem you have from three years ago with no responses?
Also it was written by you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 487 |
programmerhumor | circuit10 | g20yczd | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why wouldn't you want the name of the user's fist?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 378 |
programmerhumor | Cohdex | g218ej7 | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tfw lenght<|eor|><|sor|>Witdh<|eor|><|sor|>flase<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 353 |
programmerhumor | KtanKtanKtan | g21hrvc | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once spent two hours as a teenager debugging my code, finally realised the command was supposed to be:
COLOR
and not
COLOUR
Thats the day I realised Americans spell things differently.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
programmerhumor | Warmitrax | g218lyi | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tfw lenght<|eor|><|sor|>Witdh<|eor|><|sor|>flase<|eor|><|sor|>truw<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 243 |
programmerhumor | ogtfo | g219qbd | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Have you ever looked up something on stack overflow and find a post with the EXACT problem you have from three years ago with no responses?
Also it was written by you.<|eor|><|sor|>No, but at least once I tried to upvote an an... | 230 |
programmerhumor | tylerr147 | g21b7js | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tfw lenght<|eor|><|sor|>Witdh<|eor|><|sor|>flase<|eor|><|sor|>truw<|eor|><|sor|>ture<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 221 |
programmerhumor | thebobbrom | g21583v | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does no one on this subreddit use an IDE?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 220 |
programmerhumor | X-Craft | g210q82 | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Searches Stackoverflow for a solution*
Someone: *describes exactly the same problem you're having*
A comment : "have you tried this: *(dead link)* "
Reply: "wow this worked perfectly".
*Last edited 2013.*<|eor|><|sor|>"Who... | 198 |
programmerhumor | real_Loke | g214r3z | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Searches Stackoverflow for a solution*
Someone: *describes exactly the same problem you're having*
A comment : "have you tried this: *(dead link)* "
Reply: "wow this worked perfectly".
*Last edited 2013.*<|eor|><|sor|>It h... | 186 |
programmerhumor | aaronjamt | g21ax5m | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Searches Stackoverflow for a solution*
Someone: *describes exactly the same problem you're having*
A comment : "have you tried this: *(dead link)* "
Reply: "wow this worked perfectly".
*Last edited 2013.*<|eor|><|sor|>It h... | 143 |
programmerhumor | WannabeWonk | g21ck8i | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tfw lenght<|eor|><|sor|>I work in R and there's a package called "fcuk" that catches all these lenght type misspellings interactively. Lifesaver.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 110 |
programmerhumor | RMiranda | g21gvrb | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tfw lenght<|eor|><|sor|>Witdh<|eor|><|sor|>flase<|eor|><|sor|>truw<|eor|><|sor|>ture<|eor|><|sor|>from<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmerhumor | Isogash | g219hr4 | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\*laughs in stacically typed languages\*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | Retbull | g21dop5 | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Have you ever looked up something on stack overflow and find a post with the EXACT problem you have from three years ago with no responses?
Also it was written by you.<|eor|><|sor|>No, but at least once I tried to upvote an an... | 102 |
programmerhumor | brododragon | g21aoqf | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Searches Stackoverflow for a solution*
Someone: *describes exactly the same problem you're having*
A comment : "have you tried this: *(dead link)* "
Reply: "wow this worked perfectly".
*Last edited 2013.*<|eor|><|sor|>It h... | 102 |
programmerhumor | homoSapienWithSticks | ydw68w | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,386 |
programmerhumor | ArchWaverley | itun6wf | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The junior dev has a wiki page full of acronyms and links that the senior dev doesn't admit he also uses on a daily basis.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,817 |
programmerhumor | Corsair111 | ituemwf | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, my workarounds that no one need to know about.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,550 |
programmerhumor | homoSapienWithSticks | ituevlm | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, my workarounds that no one need to know about.<|eor|><|soopr|>*I hope no one sees this code until I have moved on to a different job.*<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,228 |
programmerhumor | R2CX | itujpcl | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If that is indeed the will of the council, then the Project Manager will see it done.
_becomes an annoying jerk along the way_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 894 |
programmerhumor | stejzyy23 | itusxli | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The junior dev has a wiki page full of acronyms and links that the senior dev doesn't admit he also uses on a daily basis.<|eor|><|sor|>As a senior who wrote the docs, I am not ashamed of my work and w... | 861 |
programmerhumor | Corsair111 | ituk8we | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, my workarounds that no one need to know about.<|eor|><|soopr|>*I hope no one sees this code until I have moved on to a different job.*<|eoopr|><|sor|>That explains why everyone I know in this fie... | 856 |
programmerhumor | WhySoScared | iturdb0 | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can't relate. When I was an intern, no one had time to help me at first.<|eor|><|sor|>No one cared who I was till I crashed the prod.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 765 |
programmerhumor | FelixLeander | itugdj8 | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I know one thing about my code...
It won't run on and other machine<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 708 |
programmerhumor | EVLG2112 | itujlw4 | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Manager: Neglected the problem
Sr Dev: Designed the problem
Jr Dev: Caused the problem<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 570 |
programmerhumor | raunchyfartbomb | ituj68p | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I know one thing about my code...
It won't run on and other machine<|eor|><|sor|>BUT IT WORKS WHEN IN DEBUG MODE
I found out that my application I was writing didnt work on my 64bit computer in relea... | 504 |
programmerhumor | MagentaRuby | itulezs | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can't relate. When I was an intern, no one had time to help me at first.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 501 |
programmerhumor | apc0243 | itvekws | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The junior dev has a wiki page full of acronyms and links that the senior dev doesn't admit he also uses on a daily basis.<|eor|><|sor|>As a senior who wrote the docs, I am not ashamed of my work and w... | 418 |
programmerhumor | InBronWeTrust | itv02c1 | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The junior dev has a wiki page full of acronyms and links that the senior dev doesn't admit he also uses on a daily basis.<|eor|><|sor|>im on a chatbot team and we have a TLA functionality that we made... | 411 |
programmerhumor | nezbla | ituou4w | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I miss my last intern, he was the smartest kid Ive ever met<|eor|><|sor|>I had no say in the hiring / compensation for an intern I had in at one place.
The lad was a wizard.
After a couple of weeks I... | 347 |
programmerhumor | DracoLunaris | ituok3w | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Experience is just knowing which hacks you can get away with<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 338 |
programmerhumor | KlzXS | itv26hr | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The junior dev has a wiki page full of acronyms and links that the senior dev doesn't admit he also uses on a daily basis.<|eor|><|sor|>As a senior who wrote the docs, I am not ashamed of my work and w... | 324 |
programmerhumor | giggluigg | ituptvx | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You have my pressure
And my indifference
And my bugs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 262 |
programmerhumor | civil_beast | itumide | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, my workarounds that no one need to know about.<|eor|><|soopr|>*I hope no one sees this code until I have moved on to a different job.*<|eoopr|><|sor|>That explains why everyone I know in this fie... | 251 |
programmerhumor | athonis | ituzmtr | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can't relate. When I was an intern, no one had time to help me at first.<|eor|><|sor|>No one cared who I was till I crashed the prod.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes you need to crash prod to feel like you are ... | 250 |
programmerhumor | THE_UNKNOWN184 | itukg9u | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I know one thing about my code...
It won't run on and other machine<|eor|><|sor|>BUT IT WORKS WHEN IN DEBUG MODE
I found out that my application I was writing didnt work on my 64bit computer in relea... | 212 |
programmerhumor | pkrish10 | silqqj | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,368 |
programmerhumor | LordFokas | hv9gaok | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Another warning?
*All in all it's just a-*
*-nother brick in the* `-Wall`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,731 |
programmerhumor | kondorb | hv9mcl2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Error - I don't know what I'm doing.
​
Warning - compiler doesn't know what I'm doing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,247 |
programmerhumor | x3bla | hv9pwx9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"Variable might be null"
i do not give a fuck, because it will not be<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 986 |
programmerhumor | Iuse_arch_btw | hv9jwmp | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My program: getting a shitload of memory leaks
Me: well... but it DOES run!<|eor|><|sor|>unused RAM is wasted RAM<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 694 |
programmerhumor | supashiznit | hv9skgw | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Another warning?
*All in all it's just a-*
*-nother brick in the* `-Wall`<|eor|><|sor|>Hey! Compiler! Leave my code alone!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 675 |
programmerhumor | Westdrache | hv9fnm0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My program: getting a shitload of memory leaks
Me: well... but it DOES run!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 655 |
programmerhumor | AndyTheSane | hv9um87 | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"Variable might be null"
i do not give a fuck, because it will not be<|eor|><|sor|>Until your code is in production..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 398 |
programmerhumor | pkrish10 | hv9ieyt | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>I ignore warnings in the same manner as girls ignore me.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 379 |
programmerhumor | sanchopancho13 | hvaqk90 | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"Variable might be null"
i do not give a fuck, because it will not be<|eor|><|sor|>Until your code is in production..<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Its the test environment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 347 |
programmerhumor | jpterodactyl | hva4qv7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"Variable might be null"
i do not give a fuck, because it will not be<|eor|><|sor|>Or in most of my cases.: "Yes, I'm literally setting it to null for this test case. Leave me alone"<|eor|><|sor|>I like when visual studio... | 301 |
programmerhumor | thesockiboii | hv9sqxi | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My program: getting a shitload of memory leaks
Me: well... but it DOES run!<|eor|><|sor|>unused RAM is wasted RAM<|eor|><|sor|>allocate every bit of ram even if you are not using it\
\#sigmagrindset<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex... | 240 |
programmerhumor | JusticiarIV | hv9u6ee | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"Variable might be null"
i do not give a fuck, because it will not be<|eor|><|sor|>Or in most of my cases.: "Yes, I'm literally setting it to null for this test case. Leave me alone"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | E4est | hv9gmrz | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's all shits and giggles until your professor says that your code must compile with zero warnings in order to pass. (While using -Wall flag of course.)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
programmerhumor | Crazy_Mann | hvaaaoi | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Another warning?
*All in all it's just a-*
*-nother brick in the* `-Wall`<|eor|><|sor|>Hey! Compiler! Leave my code alone!<|eor|><|sor|>Me to my gigantic method i just wrote:
One of these days, I'm going to cut you into... | 181 |
programmerhumor | AndyTheSane | hv9ujj6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's all shits and giggles until your professor says that your code must compile with zero warnings in order to pass. (While using -Wall flag of course.)<|eor|><|sor|>Serious hat on: Yes, finished code should have no warnin... | 157 |
programmerhumor | youlleatitandlikeit | hva9m3w | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>In Python the average warning is something like, "this method has been deprecated and will be removed in a future version" and the warning has been around for 10+ years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | Californie_cramoisie | hvbfiir | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"Variable might be null"
i do not give a fuck, because it will not be<|eor|><|sor|>Until your code is in production..<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Its the test environment.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, you guys test your cod... | 109 |
programmerhumor | rustytoerail | hvahc9x | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Another warning?
*All in all it's just a-*
*-nother brick in the* `-Wall`<|eor|><|sor|>More like another brick in the
-Wall -Weffc++ -pedantic \
-pedantic-errors -Wextra -Waggregate-return -Wcast-align \
-W... | 106 |
programmerhumor | Iforget1234z | mydmww | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,311 |
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