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programmerhumor | tenkindsofpeople | iloeqix | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't there an intern from Airbnb looking for a job? Perfect hire<|eor|><|sor|>what did the intern do?<|eor|><|sor|>Pushed a notification to every android labelled dev test lol. Its really not that bad but I wouldnt want to be the one to do it<|eor|><|sor|>I remember seeing this and chuckling, it is a pretty good reminder when stuff like that happens that someone is always having a day worse than yours.<|eor|><|sor|>You remember that time someone in Hawaii tested the emergency prep warnings in prod? Ya people were freaking out.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 597 |
programmerhumor | RunningHott | ilnuyk3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Oh, did I say database, I meant excel spreadsheet. That holds data too right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 554 |
programmerhumor | dagrock | ilntlrm | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't there an intern from Airbnb looking for a job? Perfect hire<|eor|><|sor|>what did the intern do?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 545 |
programmerhumor | NewEnglandJesus | ilnsf15 | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Talk about an easy script. Maybe 15 minutes? Id make it an 8 hour task still because of the o shit level.<|eor|><|sor|>1 hour to create the solution,
1 hour to create test plans,
1 hour to perform testing,
3 hours to create implementation documentation and present to CAB.
All-in-all, 5 points for 6 hours, and this doesnt include the time it would take to get customer sign-off.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 538 |
programmerhumor | Mundane_Ad6712 | ilnse2t | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Drop loan_amount table.
Drop loan_transaction_history table.
Drop loan account_client_ID table as well
Drop backups of all three above.
Drop masterbackup of all three above.
Final task: VERY IMPORTANT!!
DELETE DB2 RECOVERY HISTORY LOGS.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 445 |
programmerhumor | FedExterminator | ilnyr1j | <|sols|><|sot|>Total = Total - 100000<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4re77gkchqj91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Oh no, now some people have a negative balance.. Good thing its after 5
*for all you weirdos commenting the right answer, IM NOT ACTUALLY ON A TEAM DOING THIS lmao<|eor|><|sor|>And theyre on vacation for the next 4 weeks<|eor|><|sor|>Oh Im just a junior Dev, I dont have to worry about alerts about the server being down
*and just to be clear Im not hating on new devs. I am one and thought this the other day. And then my second thought was oh thats kinda fucked up lmao<|eor|><|sor|>Nothing like getting a rubber stamp on your commit on Friday then an email from a customer on Monday <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 411 |
programmerhumor | okitobi2 | xfw189 | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,578 |
programmerhumor | defcon_penguin | ioop2r1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>-fr instead of -rf almost got me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,417 |
programmerhumor | rzaincity | iooyt5l | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>-fr instead of -rf almost got me<|eor|><|sor|>And shouldnt it be /* instead of ./*? So you remove all from root directory instead of just the current directory?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,102 |
programmerhumor | Reddit-username_here | ioozynp | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>-fr instead of -rf almost got me<|eor|><|sor|>And shouldnt it be /* instead of ./*? So you remove all from root directory instead of just the current directory?<|eor|><|sor|>If you want to be even more of a dick, yes!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,693 |
programmerhumor | Ffigy | iooqlia | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>someone please explain the joke like I am 5<|eor|><|sor|>rm stands for remove; f stands for force (do it no matter what); r stands for recursive (do it to the target and any/all subdirectories); and ./* is everything in the current working directory.
The command will erase everything under the current working directory. If you're at the root directory, it will wipe the OS and make the computer unusable. The joke is that -fr looks like a reference to France/French and a stupid person might actually try it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 945 |
programmerhumor | the_real_skrylo | ioovm1c | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of those commands you have to run only once. Incredibly efficient!<|eor|><|sor|>In fact it is so effective that the OS won't ever be able to print ANY french words ever again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 861 |
programmerhumor | Diabolical_Dinosaur | ioos1do | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wow, it runs noticeably faster now, thank you for this tip!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 849 |
programmerhumor | burifix | iooodvt | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thanks, I hate french and didn't know this simple trick.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 783 |
programmerhumor | Ffigy | ioopjwk | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You should leave off the dot. `/*` will get everything.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 720 |
programmerhumor | Reddit-username_here | iop6oz6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>-fr instead of -rf almost got me<|eor|><|sor|>And shouldnt it be /* instead of ./*? So you remove all from root directory instead of just the current directory?<|eor|><|sor|>If you want to be even more of a dick, yes!<|eor|><|sor|>Sadly you have to add --no-preserve-root for it to work<|eor|><|sor|>I just tested `sudo rm -rf /*` on a couple of different distros, and while it did refuse to remove a lot of stuff, it still removed very important utilities like ls, cd, etc.
So it'll still be a bad time lol.
Edit: [link to comment with screenshots](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xfw189/-/iop06yv)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 652 |
programmerhumor | FlaySX | ioosmn0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At least he was kind enough to add a . before the root.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 640 |
programmerhumor | erathia_65 | iop65bn | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>-fr instead of -rf almost got me<|eor|><|sor|>And shouldnt it be /* instead of ./*? So you remove all from root directory instead of just the current directory?<|eor|><|sor|>If you want to be even more of a dick, yes!<|eor|><|sor|>Sadly you have to add --no-preserve-root for it to work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 586 |
programmerhumor | not_a_gumby | ioop9j0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>someone please explain the joke like I am 5<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 372 |
programmerhumor | posting_drunk_naked | iooqy3s | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You should leave off the dot. `/*` will get everything.<|eor|><|sor|>Waste of 8 entire bits smdh devs these days are lazy af<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 355 |
programmerhumor | craftworkbench | iopd5gl | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>-fr instead of -rf almost got me<|eor|><|sor|>And shouldnt it be /* instead of ./*? So you remove all from root directory instead of just the current directory?<|eor|><|sor|>If you want to be even more of a dick, yes!<|eor|><|sor|>Sadly you have to add --no-preserve-root for it to work<|eor|><|sor|>Always remove the French language pack, and make sure to add `--no-preserve-root` to get rid of any French-specific Latin-root packs as well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 327 |
programmerhumor | Zuruumi | ioowi8p | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of those commands you have to run only once. Incredibly efficient!<|eor|><|sor|>In fact it is so effective that the OS won't ever be able to print ANY french words ever again.<|eor|><|sor|>It's only "./*" not "/*", so it will only clear current directory (most likely home).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
programmerhumor | Beatrice_Dragon | iopcni3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You should leave off the dot. `/*` will get everything.<|eor|><|sor|>Waste of 8 entire bits smdh devs these days are lazy af<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, does the root have a ".." directory that leads back to itself? I never went that high to check.<|eor|><|sor|>If you keep going further, eventually it starts to delete files *outside* the computer. That's what heartbleed was!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 278 |
programmerhumor | Ffigy | iooro4q | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>someone please explain the joke like I am 5<|eor|><|sor|>rm stands for remove; f stands for force (do it no matter what); r stands for recursive (do it to the target and any/all subdirectories); and ./* is everything in the current working directory.
The command will erase everything under the current working directory. If you're at the root directory, it will wipe the OS and make the computer unusable. The joke is that -fr looks like a reference to France/French and a stupid person might actually try it.<|eor|><|sor|>so if the command was sudo rm -fr \~/\* then you'd definitely remove your OS?<|eor|><|sor|>`sudo rm -fr /*` is the banger<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 267 |
programmerhumor | TheGuppy42 | ioox20z | <|sols|><|sot|>Advice from a pro<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/IDfBUo4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At least he was kind enough to add a . before the root.<|eor|><|sor|>Quite the opposite - most modern distros stop you from executing it on root where as there is no such thing in place for your home dir (where you start when opening a new terminal)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
programmerhumor | best_dady | h9x9ui | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,562 |
programmerhumor | retnikt0 | fuzkijd | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh yes, I've finally got my Main's degree!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,347 |
programmerhumor | silma85 | fuzj18r | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For everything else, there's MainCard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,718 |
programmerhumor | Borno11050 | fuzl9go | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For everything else, there's MainCard.<|eor|><|sor|>SenpaiCard<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,840 |
programmerhumor | hum4n4 | fuzmlhi | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>we did it
racism is no more<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,660 |
programmerhumor | Finchyy | fuzv63z | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But Master has other connotations than slavemasters, right? Master & Apprentice, for example.
Edit for Clarification: I know the pairing in tech is specifically Master/Slave. My point in this comment was more to bring attention to alternatives like renaming the "Slave" part of the duality and keeping the widely standardized "Master". But I'm personally fine with the current change as well, as long as the language used is descriptive of the function. "Main" is perfectly fine, I have seen that being used in projects before.
To all my fellow Jedi Mains: I love you all :D<|eor|><|sor|>When you wield a hammer of social justice, everything looks like a nail of oppression.
Edit: Thanks for the award, but I'd rather you spend the money on something else (like [ChildLine](https://www.childline.org.uk/))<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,572 |
programmerhumor | TheResolver | fuzpdn0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But Master has other connotations than slavemasters, right? Master & Apprentice, for example.
Edit for Clarification: I know the pairing in tech is specifically Master/Slave. My point in this comment was more to bring attention to alternatives like renaming the "Slave" part of the duality and keeping the widely standardized "Master". But I'm personally fine with the current change as well, as long as the language used is descriptive of the function. "Main" is perfectly fine, I have seen that being used in projects before.
To all my fellow Jedi Mains: I love you all :D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,446 |
programmerhumor | dariusj18 | fuzhymo | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I find it so dumb that perfectly legitimate uses of the term 'master' are being changed. Like master and slave hard drive settings was pretty suspect but I don't see the problem with 'master branch'<|eor|><|sor|>It's also proposed to change blacklist and whitelist to allow and block list<|eor|><|sor|>That sounds like good UX anyway.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,083 |
programmerhumor | Zciurus | fuzrar3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh yes, I've finally got my Main's degree!<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I like this one.
"STEP ASIDE, IM AM OVERLORD OF ENGINEERING"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,012 |
programmerhumor | acutedonkey | fuzg1dv | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait is this actually real? - most unnecessary way to jump on the bandwagon. Im sure there is better ways the can contribute. This doesnt make any sense.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 937 |
programmerhumor | AltruisticSalamander | fuzfo7e | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>is this serious<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 738 |
programmerhumor | Zebezd | fuzp6o7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For everything else, there's MainCard.<|eor|><|sor|>SenpaiCard<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not even sure why, but I unironically want a SenpaiCard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 730 |
programmerhumor | SquirrelsAreAwesome | fuzp39n | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait is this actually real? - most unnecessary way to jump on the bandwagon. Im sure there is better ways the can contribute. This doesnt make any sense.<|eor|><|sor|>This is what happens when bored people don't have enough real challenges to overcome, they invent problems to overcome.
Imagine being so fortunate to be in a situation where the default name of the default branch of a VCS is the issue you want to fight for.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 698 |
programmerhumor | Timevian | fuzizxk | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bdsm community: *Sweats hard*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 617 |
programmerhumor | Lakitna | fuznv8o | <|sols|><|sot|>Meanwhile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvjv3q3xh7551.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah it comes up a lot in that stuff. Some can be easily renamed, mainly documentation changes. But renaming miso (master in slave out) and mosi (master out slave in) on pcb silkscreens will not be quick to say the least.
Unless we make a backcronym. Main-sub relation might work.. Or main-secondary? Or master-senpai if you want to make it confusing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 526 |
programmerhumor | nasser_junior | ic823c | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,398 |
programmerhumor | Okabie | g20w4cm | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Searches Stackoverflow for a solution*
Someone: *describes exactly the same problem you're having*
A comment : "have you tried this: *(dead link)* "
Reply: "wow this worked perfectly".
*Last edited 2013.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,799 |
programmerhumor | Domin-MC | g20yftw | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Searches Stackoverflow for a solution*
Someone: *describes exactly the same problem you're having*
A comment : "have you tried this: *(dead link)* "
Reply: "wow this worked perfectly".
*Last edited 2013.*<|eor|><|sor|>It hurts to read it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 523 |
programmerhumor | HarlanCedeno | g214iiy | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Have you ever looked up something on stack overflow and find a post with the EXACT problem you have from three years ago with no responses?
Also it was written by you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 487 |
programmerhumor | circuit10 | g20yczd | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why wouldn't you want the name of the user's fist?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 378 |
programmerhumor | Cohdex | g218ej7 | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tfw lenght<|eor|><|sor|>Witdh<|eor|><|sor|>flase<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 353 |
programmerhumor | KtanKtanKtan | g21hrvc | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once spent two hours as a teenager debugging my code, finally realised the command was supposed to be:
COLOR
and not
COLOUR
Thats the day I realised Americans spell things differently.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
programmerhumor | Warmitrax | g218lyi | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tfw lenght<|eor|><|sor|>Witdh<|eor|><|sor|>flase<|eor|><|sor|>truw<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 243 |
programmerhumor | ogtfo | g219qbd | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Have you ever looked up something on stack overflow and find a post with the EXACT problem you have from three years ago with no responses?
Also it was written by you.<|eor|><|sor|>No, but at least once I tried to upvote an answer on stack overflow only to realise I couldn't, because it was my answer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | tylerr147 | g21b7js | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tfw lenght<|eor|><|sor|>Witdh<|eor|><|sor|>flase<|eor|><|sor|>truw<|eor|><|sor|>ture<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 221 |
programmerhumor | thebobbrom | g21583v | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does no one on this subreddit use an IDE?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 220 |
programmerhumor | X-Craft | g210q82 | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Searches Stackoverflow for a solution*
Someone: *describes exactly the same problem you're having*
A comment : "have you tried this: *(dead link)* "
Reply: "wow this worked perfectly".
*Last edited 2013.*<|eor|><|sor|>"Who were you, DenverCoder9? What did you see?!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
programmerhumor | real_Loke | g214r3z | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Searches Stackoverflow for a solution*
Someone: *describes exactly the same problem you're having*
A comment : "have you tried this: *(dead link)* "
Reply: "wow this worked perfectly".
*Last edited 2013.*<|eor|><|sor|>It hurts to read it<|eor|><|sor|>It do be like that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 186 |
programmerhumor | aaronjamt | g21ax5m | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Searches Stackoverflow for a solution*
Someone: *describes exactly the same problem you're having*
A comment : "have you tried this: *(dead link)* "
Reply: "wow this worked perfectly".
*Last edited 2013.*<|eor|><|sor|>It hurts to read it<|eor|><|sor|>It do be like that<|eor|><|sor|>Introducing: Wayback Machine!<|eor|><|sor|>Except it's such a hidden site there are no archives until 2016 and all of them are yellow "404" bubbles
Edit: or, better yet, some of them are blue 200's but they take you to an archive of (take your pick from the following list):
1) A Russian dating site
2) Porn
3) A Japanese shipping company (judging by the photos)
4) "Call this phone number because your computer has been hacked and this is the 100% totally legit not at all not real completely real Microsoft complete with off-brand weird colored windows logo and the red square looks like orange and WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED YET" (true story)
5) "This page is redirecting you to {x other page, take your pick from the list for the new one}"
6) A totally 2013 flashy-color-and-animated-GIF-page complete with the yellow-on-white, purple-on-darkblue, or red-on-pink color scheme
u/serseniko suggests:
7) Or just a 404 masked as 200
u/13frodo suggests:
8) This domain is not in use, click here to register for $13,652.42
I'm open for suggestions to add to the list.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | WannabeWonk | g21ck8i | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tfw lenght<|eor|><|sor|>I work in R and there's a package called "fcuk" that catches all these lenght type misspellings interactively. Lifesaver.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 110 |
programmerhumor | RMiranda | g21gvrb | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tfw lenght<|eor|><|sor|>Witdh<|eor|><|sor|>flase<|eor|><|sor|>truw<|eor|><|sor|>ture<|eor|><|sor|>from<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmerhumor | Isogash | g219hr4 | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\*laughs in stacically typed languages\*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | Retbull | g21dop5 | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Have you ever looked up something on stack overflow and find a post with the EXACT problem you have from three years ago with no responses?
Also it was written by you.<|eor|><|sor|>No, but at least once I tried to upvote an answer on stack overflow only to realise I couldn't, because it was my answer.<|eor|><|sor|>at some point you knew this information but not any more.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | brododragon | g21aoqf | <|sols|><|sot|>user.fist_name<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dcuj4sradth51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Searches Stackoverflow for a solution*
Someone: *describes exactly the same problem you're having*
A comment : "have you tried this: *(dead link)* "
Reply: "wow this worked perfectly".
*Last edited 2013.*<|eor|><|sor|>It hurts to read it<|eor|><|sor|>It do be like that<|eor|><|sor|>Introducing: Wayback Machine!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | homoSapienWithSticks | ydw68w | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,386 |
programmerhumor | ArchWaverley | itun6wf | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The junior dev has a wiki page full of acronyms and links that the senior dev doesn't admit he also uses on a daily basis.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,817 |
programmerhumor | Corsair111 | ituemwf | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, my workarounds that no one need to know about.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,550 |
programmerhumor | homoSapienWithSticks | ituevlm | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, my workarounds that no one need to know about.<|eor|><|soopr|>*I hope no one sees this code until I have moved on to a different job.*<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,228 |
programmerhumor | R2CX | itujpcl | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If that is indeed the will of the council, then the Project Manager will see it done.
_becomes an annoying jerk along the way_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 894 |
programmerhumor | stejzyy23 | itusxli | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The junior dev has a wiki page full of acronyms and links that the senior dev doesn't admit he also uses on a daily basis.<|eor|><|sor|>As a senior who wrote the docs, I am not ashamed of my work and will use it proudly every day for the rest of my career!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 861 |
programmerhumor | Corsair111 | ituk8we | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, my workarounds that no one need to know about.<|eor|><|soopr|>*I hope no one sees this code until I have moved on to a different job.*<|eoopr|><|sor|>That explains why everyone I know in this field felt a sense of relief or liberation after the last-day has come and gone.
Left a huge turd somewhere in the code and decided not to flush it.
For they dread that it may refuse to spiral down but instead rises to meet its maker in a form of Jira issue.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 856 |
programmerhumor | WhySoScared | iturdb0 | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can't relate. When I was an intern, no one had time to help me at first.<|eor|><|sor|>No one cared who I was till I crashed the prod.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 765 |
programmerhumor | FelixLeander | itugdj8 | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I know one thing about my code...
It won't run on and other machine<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 708 |
programmerhumor | EVLG2112 | itujlw4 | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Manager: Neglected the problem
Sr Dev: Designed the problem
Jr Dev: Caused the problem<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 570 |
programmerhumor | raunchyfartbomb | ituj68p | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I know one thing about my code...
It won't run on and other machine<|eor|><|sor|>BUT IT WORKS WHEN IN DEBUG MODE
I found out that my application I was writing didnt work on my 64bit computer in release mode at all because the computer has 32-bit Microsoft office installed. Which means the Access Database driver is 32bit. And the reason it worked in debug mode was because visual studio runs all applications in 32-bit during debug mode.
Oh, and if you have the office 365 installed alongside Office (the 365 preview that comes with W10) you have to uninstall it if you have 32-bit Office, because 365 uses 64-bit. Meaning it didnt know which driver to use, thus crashed.
That one was fun.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 504 |
programmerhumor | MagentaRuby | itulezs | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can't relate. When I was an intern, no one had time to help me at first.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 501 |
programmerhumor | apc0243 | itvekws | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The junior dev has a wiki page full of acronyms and links that the senior dev doesn't admit he also uses on a daily basis.<|eor|><|sor|>As a senior who wrote the docs, I am not ashamed of my work and will use it proudly every day for the rest of my career!<|eor|><|sor|>Why memorize what can be easily archived and retrieved. I leave my memory to more important things like movie quotes and references and embarrassing social interactions from decades ago.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 418 |
programmerhumor | InBronWeTrust | itv02c1 | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The junior dev has a wiki page full of acronyms and links that the senior dev doesn't admit he also uses on a daily basis.<|eor|><|sor|>im on a chatbot team and we have a TLA functionality that we made in our service desk bot lol. you can message it asking what does {acronym} mean and itll give you the answer, its pulling from a dictionary of like 6000 definitions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 411 |
programmerhumor | nezbla | ituou4w | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I miss my last intern, he was the smartest kid Ive ever met<|eor|><|sor|>I had no say in the hiring / compensation for an intern I had in at one place.
The lad was a wizard.
After a couple of weeks I noticed he always had the cheapest plain noodles for lunch every day so I asked like "Do you not have anything more interesting for lunch?"
"I can't afford it".
Yeah they weren't paying him at all. He was working for "experience". In central London. He was paying to come into work (transport costs).
I sat down with the rest of the tech team and the C-suite of the company a few days later and "very enthusiastically" said the youngster was pulling his weight and then some, and they needed to pay him for his time.
Bosses reluctantly agreed under pressure from the rest of us. He didn't get a LOT of money out of it, but it seemed ridiculous to me that they weren't paying him anything beforehand.
Lost touch now, but I hope he's doing well whatever he ended up doing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 347 |
programmerhumor | DracoLunaris | ituok3w | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Experience is just knowing which hacks you can get away with<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 338 |
programmerhumor | KlzXS | itv26hr | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The junior dev has a wiki page full of acronyms and links that the senior dev doesn't admit he also uses on a daily basis.<|eor|><|sor|>As a senior who wrote the docs, I am not ashamed of my work and will use it proudly every day for the rest of my career!<|eor|><|sor|>You're not reading it cause you don't know it. You are simply checking for any spelling mistakes daily. Yeah. That's it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 324 |
programmerhumor | giggluigg | ituptvx | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You have my pressure
And my indifference
And my bugs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 262 |
programmerhumor | civil_beast | itumide | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, my workarounds that no one need to know about.<|eor|><|soopr|>*I hope no one sees this code until I have moved on to a different job.*<|eoopr|><|sor|>That explains why everyone I know in this field felt a sense of relief or liberation after the last-day has come and gone.
Left a huge turd somewhere in the code and decided not to flush it.
For they dread that it may refuse to spiral down but instead rises to meet its maker in a form of Jira issue.<|eor|><|sor|>Lets leave this in the backlog for now, shall we?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 251 |
programmerhumor | athonis | ituzmtr | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can't relate. When I was an intern, no one had time to help me at first.<|eor|><|sor|>No one cared who I was till I crashed the prod.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes you need to crash prod to feel like you are contributing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
programmerhumor | THE_UNKNOWN184 | itukg9u | <|sols|><|sot|>When the intern needs help with a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mce15g6e25w91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I know one thing about my code...
It won't run on and other machine<|eor|><|sor|>BUT IT WORKS WHEN IN DEBUG MODE
I found out that my application I was writing didnt work on my 64bit computer in release mode at all because the computer has 32-bit Microsoft office installed. Which means the Access Database driver is 32bit. And the reason it worked in debug mode was because visual studio runs all applications in 32-bit during debug mode.
Oh, and if you have the office 365 installed alongside Office (the 365 preview that comes with W10) you have to uninstall it if you have 32-bit Office, because 365 uses 64-bit. Meaning it didnt know which driver to use, thus crashed.
That one was fun.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm saving this for future references
You know... Just in case<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | pkrish10 | silqqj | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,368 |
programmerhumor | LordFokas | hv9gaok | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Another warning?
*All in all it's just a-*
*-nother brick in the* `-Wall`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,731 |
programmerhumor | kondorb | hv9mcl2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Error - I don't know what I'm doing.
​
Warning - compiler doesn't know what I'm doing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,247 |
programmerhumor | x3bla | hv9pwx9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"Variable might be null"
i do not give a fuck, because it will not be<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 986 |
programmerhumor | Iuse_arch_btw | hv9jwmp | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My program: getting a shitload of memory leaks
Me: well... but it DOES run!<|eor|><|sor|>unused RAM is wasted RAM<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 694 |
programmerhumor | supashiznit | hv9skgw | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Another warning?
*All in all it's just a-*
*-nother brick in the* `-Wall`<|eor|><|sor|>Hey! Compiler! Leave my code alone!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 675 |
programmerhumor | Westdrache | hv9fnm0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My program: getting a shitload of memory leaks
Me: well... but it DOES run!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 655 |
programmerhumor | AndyTheSane | hv9um87 | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"Variable might be null"
i do not give a fuck, because it will not be<|eor|><|sor|>Until your code is in production..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 398 |
programmerhumor | pkrish10 | hv9ieyt | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>I ignore warnings in the same manner as girls ignore me.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 379 |
programmerhumor | sanchopancho13 | hvaqk90 | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"Variable might be null"
i do not give a fuck, because it will not be<|eor|><|sor|>Until your code is in production..<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Its the test environment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 347 |
programmerhumor | jpterodactyl | hva4qv7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"Variable might be null"
i do not give a fuck, because it will not be<|eor|><|sor|>Or in most of my cases.: "Yes, I'm literally setting it to null for this test case. Leave me alone"<|eor|><|sor|>I like when visual studio underlines everything in red while Im still typing. Its like
You absolute fool, this is riddled with syntax errors. This will never oh you fixed it, carry on<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 301 |
programmerhumor | thesockiboii | hv9sqxi | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My program: getting a shitload of memory leaks
Me: well... but it DOES run!<|eor|><|sor|>unused RAM is wasted RAM<|eor|><|sor|>allocate every bit of ram even if you are not using it\
\#sigmagrindset<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 240 |
programmerhumor | JusticiarIV | hv9u6ee | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"Variable might be null"
i do not give a fuck, because it will not be<|eor|><|sor|>Or in most of my cases.: "Yes, I'm literally setting it to null for this test case. Leave me alone"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | E4est | hv9gmrz | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's all shits and giggles until your professor says that your code must compile with zero warnings in order to pass. (While using -Wall flag of course.)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
programmerhumor | Crazy_Mann | hvaaaoi | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Another warning?
*All in all it's just a-*
*-nother brick in the* `-Wall`<|eor|><|sor|>Hey! Compiler! Leave my code alone!<|eor|><|sor|>Me to my gigantic method i just wrote:
One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | AndyTheSane | hv9ujj6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's all shits and giggles until your professor says that your code must compile with zero warnings in order to pass. (While using -Wall flag of course.)<|eor|><|sor|>Serious hat on: Yes, finished code should have no warnings or static analysis issues, unless you have a very good, documented reason for them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | youlleatitandlikeit | hva9m3w | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>In Python the average warning is something like, "this method has been deprecated and will be removed in a future version" and the warning has been around for 10+ years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | Californie_cramoisie | hvbfiir | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"Variable might be null"
i do not give a fuck, because it will not be<|eor|><|sor|>Until your code is in production..<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Its the test environment.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, you guys test your code?<|eor|><|sor|>No, our users test our code.
You know, when it's on production.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | rustytoerail | hvahc9x | <|sols|><|sot|>I don't care at all<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q0qacyitgef81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Another warning?
*All in all it's just a-*
*-nother brick in the* `-Wall`<|eor|><|sor|>More like another brick in the
-Wall -Weffc++ -pedantic \
-pedantic-errors -Wextra -Waggregate-return -Wcast-align \
-Wcast-qual -Wchar-subscripts -Wcomment -Wconversion \
-Wdisabled-optimization \
-Werror -Wfloat-equal -Wformat -Wformat=2 \
-Wformat-nonliteral -Wformat-security \
-Wformat-y2k \
-Wimplicit -Wimport -Winit-self -Winline \
-Winvalid-pch \
-Wunsafe-loop-optimizations -Wlong-long -Wmissing-braces \
-Wmissing-field-initializers -Wmissing-format-attribute \
-Wmissing-include-dirs -Wmissing-noreturn \
-Wpacked -Wpadded -Wparentheses -Wpointer-arith \
-Wredundant-decls -Wreturn-type \
-Wsequence-point -Wshadow -Wsign-compare -Wstack-protector \
-Wstrict-aliasing -Wstrict-aliasing=2 -Wswitch -Wswitch-default \
-Wswitch-enum -Wtrigraphs -Wuninitialized \
-Wunknown-pragmas -Wunreachable-code -Wunused \
-Wunused-function -Wunused-label -Wunused-parameter \
-Wunused-value -Wunused-variable -Wvariadic-macros \
-Wvolatile-register-var -Wwrite-strings<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmerhumor | Iforget1234z | mydmww | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,311 |
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