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programmerhumor | CurlSagan | gvufjs3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because it's a load-bearing coconut.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,165 |
programmerhumor | NoID621 | gvunjoa | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coconut.~~vmt~~vtf (a jpg in a source engine readable format) is a texture and was added to TF2 in the Patch of June 18 2014. It is an effect Particle intended for use on one of the Unusual Taunts added in that update.
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EDIT1: Look for ["tf/tf2\_misc\_dir.vpk/materials/effects/coconut.vmt"](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Template:PatchDiff/June_18,_2014_Patch)
EDIT2: Also, I just realised it might not have been actually USED as an unusual effect, but it was added on that day with the "Love & War" Update.
Edit 3: to further clear things up, the vmt is not the texture, I mixed that up with the vtf, but that was also added on the same day with the same patch. I have no idea how valid the claim of OPs comment screenshot is. Besides the fact that a coconut texture exists and when it was added.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,980 |
programmerhumor | DuhonTheGuy | gvvi88z | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, the guy who found the thing here.
- It isn't a .jpg, it was actually a .vtf (Valve Texture File) and it did have transparency data, so it's actually coconut.png
- It wasn't found in the code, rather in the "effects" folder on the textures package that I once decompiled to be able to quickly use on Blender, but the comment mentioned was actually the top comment on my post.
- We can only theorize what it was meant for, but since it was in the same folder where stuff like the "2x Donk!!" effect was, as well as some unusual effects that required pictures (such as the skull on the Misty Skull effect) we could think it was maybe a concept for a coconut unusual
- As some trivia, I also found 3 different pictures of tacos, each one more eaten than the other, not sure what that was doing there since all I can think of as an use for it would be as a lunch bag item, but maybe an unusual in which the taco would get progressively eaten?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,063 |
programmerhumor | epic_null | gvuvyr0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coconut.~~vmt~~vtf (a jpg in a source engine readable format) is a texture and was added to TF2 in the Patch of June 18 2014. It is an effect Particle intended for use on one of the Unusual Taunts added in that update.
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EDIT1: Look for ["tf/tf2\_misc\_dir.vpk/materials/effects/coconut.vmt"](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Template:PatchDiff/June_18,_2014_Patch)
EDIT2: Also, I just realised it might not have been actually USED as an unusual effect, but it was added on that day with the "Love & War" Update.
Edit 3: to further clear things up, the vmt is not the texture, I mixed that up with the vtf, but that was also added on the same day with the same patch. I have no idea how valid the claim of OPs comment screenshot is. Besides the fact that a coconut texture exists and when it was added.<|eor|><|sor|>And this is why quality source control is important.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,688 |
programmerhumor | zephyrtr | gvusea9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because it's a load-bearing coconut.<|eor|><|sor|>Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,289 |
programmerhumor | dwyrm | gvul0y5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Magic coconut](http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/magic-story.html).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,155 |
programmerhumor | brazilliongenesis | gvueub0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[reminds me of this ](https://youtu.be/k238XpMMn38)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 619 |
programmerhumor | chawmindur | gvuswu0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because it's a load-bearing coconut.<|eor|><|sor|>Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?<|eor|><|sor|>African or European coconuts?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 596 |
programmerhumor | wjwwjw | gvv2rs3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coconut.~~vmt~~vtf (a jpg in a source engine readable format) is a texture and was added to TF2 in the Patch of June 18 2014. It is an effect Particle intended for use on one of the Unusual Taunts added in that update.
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EDIT1: Look for ["tf/tf2\_misc\_dir.vpk/materials/effects/coconut.vmt"](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Template:PatchDiff/June_18,_2014_Patch)
EDIT2: Also, I just realised it might not have been actually USED as an unusual effect, but it was added on that day with the "Love & War" Update.
Edit 3: to further clear things up, the vmt is not the texture, I mixed that up with the vtf, but that was also added on the same day with the same patch. I have no idea how valid the claim of OPs comment screenshot is. Besides the fact that a coconut texture exists and when it was added.<|eor|><|sor|>And this is why quality source control is important.<|eor|><|sor|>I never quite understood what quality engineers were supposed to do in a software company. Could you please share your knowledge ?
The quality engineers Ive met at our company knew next to nothing about software and didnt know themselves why they were hired...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 577 |
programmerhumor | golf_kilo_papa | gvv37ac | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coconut.~~vmt~~vtf (a jpg in a source engine readable format) is a texture and was added to TF2 in the Patch of June 18 2014. It is an effect Particle intended for use on one of the Unusual Taunts added in that update.
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EDIT1: Look for ["tf/tf2\_misc\_dir.vpk/materials/effects/coconut.vmt"](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Template:PatchDiff/June_18,_2014_Patch)
EDIT2: Also, I just realised it might not have been actually USED as an unusual effect, but it was added on that day with the "Love & War" Update.
Edit 3: to further clear things up, the vmt is not the texture, I mixed that up with the vtf, but that was also added on the same day with the same patch. I have no idea how valid the claim of OPs comment screenshot is. Besides the fact that a coconut texture exists and when it was added.<|eor|><|sor|>And this is why quality source control is important.<|eor|><|sor|>I never quite understood what quality engineers were supposed to do in a software company. Could you please share your knowledge ?
The quality engineers Ive met at our company knew next to nothing about software and didnt know themselves why they were hired...<|eor|><|sor|>QE tests the software to ensure it does what its supposed to do and also does not break under real world conditions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 526 |
programmerhumor | ANiceSpatula | gvw37mf | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, the guy who found the thing here.
- It isn't a .jpg, it was actually a .vtf (Valve Texture File) and it did have transparency data, so it's actually coconut.png
- It wasn't found in the code, rather in the "effects" folder on the textures package that I once decompiled to be able to quickly use on Blender, but the comment mentioned was actually the top comment on my post.
- We can only theorize what it was meant for, but since it was in the same folder where stuff like the "2x Donk!!" effect was, as well as some unusual effects that required pictures (such as the skull on the Misty Skull effect) we could think it was maybe a concept for a coconut unusual
- As some trivia, I also found 3 different pictures of tacos, each one more eaten than the other, not sure what that was doing there since all I can think of as an use for it would be as a lunch bag item, but maybe an unusual in which the taco would get progressively eaten?<|eor|><|sor|>*God help us if the taco is ever fully eaten*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 507 |
programmerhumor | PVNIC | gvulm3k | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[reminds me of this ](https://youtu.be/k238XpMMn38)<|eor|><|sor|>> My hope is that this code is so awful I'm never allowed to write UI code again.
Yea... this is what I'm thinking every time I'm asked to write Python code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 502 |
programmerhumor | TheAJGman | gvub04l | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who are you and where did you get my code?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 466 |
programmerhumor | SkollFenrirson | gvv1swv | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Magic coconut](http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/magic-story.html).<|eor|><|sor|>Stories like this remind me that we are just apes playing with lightning on rocks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 441 |
programmerhumor | element39 | gvwhrbj | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, the guy who found the thing here.
- It isn't a .jpg, it was actually a .vtf (Valve Texture File) and it did have transparency data, so it's actually coconut.png
- It wasn't found in the code, rather in the "effects" folder on the textures package that I once decompiled to be able to quickly use on Blender, but the comment mentioned was actually the top comment on my post.
- We can only theorize what it was meant for, but since it was in the same folder where stuff like the "2x Donk!!" effect was, as well as some unusual effects that required pictures (such as the skull on the Misty Skull effect) we could think it was maybe a concept for a coconut unusual
- As some trivia, I also found 3 different pictures of tacos, each one more eaten than the other, not sure what that was doing there since all I can think of as an use for it would be as a lunch bag item, but maybe an unusual in which the taco would get progressively eaten?<|eor|><|sor|>So deleting it does not stop the game from loading?<|eor|><|sor|>Deleting the file from inside the archive would alter the archive, which would invalidate the checksum, which *would* prevent the game from loading because it would detect a checksum mismatch and would refuse to load due to failed file integrity. It's an anticheat measure. Working as intended.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 385 |
programmerhumor | golf_kilo_papa | gvv3kqp | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coconut.~~vmt~~vtf (a jpg in a source engine readable format) is a texture and was added to TF2 in the Patch of June 18 2014. It is an effect Particle intended for use on one of the Unusual Taunts added in that update.
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EDIT1: Look for ["tf/tf2\_misc\_dir.vpk/materials/effects/coconut.vmt"](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Template:PatchDiff/June_18,_2014_Patch)
EDIT2: Also, I just realised it might not have been actually USED as an unusual effect, but it was added on that day with the "Love & War" Update.
Edit 3: to further clear things up, the vmt is not the texture, I mixed that up with the vtf, but that was also added on the same day with the same patch. I have no idea how valid the claim of OPs comment screenshot is. Besides the fact that a coconut texture exists and when it was added.<|eor|><|sor|>And this is why quality source control is important.<|eor|><|sor|>I never quite understood what quality engineers were supposed to do in a software company. Could you please share your knowledge ?
The quality engineers Ive met at our company knew next to nothing about software and didnt know themselves why they were hired...<|eor|><|sor|>QE tests the software to ensure it does what its supposed to do and also does not break under real world conditions<|eor|><|sor|>What is the difference between a V&V (validation and verification) engineer whose (almost) sole task is to test your code and a quality engineer in that case?<|eor|><|sor|>Ive never heard of V&V but sounds like theyre the same thing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 290 |
programmerhumor | makemisteaks | gvvd5e7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Magic coconut](http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/magic-story.html).<|eor|><|sor|>Stories like this remind me that we are just apes playing with lightning on rocks.<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of the classic [500-mile email](https://web.mit.edu/jemorris/humor/500-miles) story.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | Romestus | gvvb12l | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coconut.~~vmt~~vtf (a jpg in a source engine readable format) is a texture and was added to TF2 in the Patch of June 18 2014. It is an effect Particle intended for use on one of the Unusual Taunts added in that update.
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​
EDIT1: Look for ["tf/tf2\_misc\_dir.vpk/materials/effects/coconut.vmt"](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Template:PatchDiff/June_18,_2014_Patch)
EDIT2: Also, I just realised it might not have been actually USED as an unusual effect, but it was added on that day with the "Love & War" Update.
Edit 3: to further clear things up, the vmt is not the texture, I mixed that up with the vtf, but that was also added on the same day with the same patch. I have no idea how valid the claim of OPs comment screenshot is. Besides the fact that a coconut texture exists and when it was added.<|eor|><|sor|>And this is why quality source control is important.<|eor|><|sor|>I got my item added to TF2 because I was a dataminer and noticed Valve had added it and forgot to remove it by accident.
The most used Engineer wrench in TF2 was added solely because I asked Valve why my models were in the game files and they hadn't realized they were there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | Licopodium | gvv3hw0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once encoded a private key into the pixels of an image which was original (a picture I took and uploaded nowhere else). No one can find the key because there is no reference picture. Maybe that is the case? Long live the coconut.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | blumzzz | ulmb5b | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,217 |
programmerhumor | Expensive_Sloth | i7wc4c5 | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I can do lots of things but barely"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,788 |
programmerhumor | Anti_AirConditioning | i7wcgjn | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like full *quack* developer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,594 |
programmerhumor | Stickppl | i7wmn49 | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I can do lots of things but barely"<|eor|><|sor|>"I have an approximate knowledge of many things"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 913 |
programmerhumor | marclurr | i7wggxs | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why pay three developers when one guy will feel superior doing all of it poorly?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 885 |
programmerhumor | Macalite | i7wcvqy | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like full *quack* developer<|eor|><|sor|>More like *fowl* quack developer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 501 |
programmerhumor | rage4all | i7wab7g | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The ducks of development... I love it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 392 |
programmerhumor | FracturedPixel | i7wyrzv | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*"Backend developer - with fullstack experience"*
Translation: "Backend developer. Make me touch UI and I will write code so horrendous you will never let me touch it again"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 376 |
programmerhumor | Keintroufe | i7wggmw | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I can do lots of things but barely"<|eor|><|sor|>In most cases you specialize in one field with lower but still significant expertise in the other.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 363 |
programmerhumor | ManyInterests | i7wjg7v | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I can do lots of things but barely"<|eor|><|sor|>In most cases you specialize in one field with lower but still significant expertise in the other.<|eor|><|sor|>Much like the duck. Ducks aren't particularly good walkers or swimmers (compared to dogs or fish, respectively). They can fly pretty damn good, but they are no eagle or falcon.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 320 |
programmerhumor | CreativeCarbon | i7wpqbb | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why pay three developers when one guy will feel superior doing all of it poorly?<|eor|><|sor|>Four times longer, with six times the stress, sure, but think of the *savings!*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
programmerhumor | hiddenhare | i7x00sr | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like full *quack* developer<|eor|><|sor|>More like *fowl* quack developer<|eor|><|sor|>*Mallard* fowl quack developer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | shokolokobangoshey | i7wv0rn | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why pay three developers when one guy will feel superior doing all of it poorly?<|eor|><|sor|>Four times longer, with six times the stress, sure, but think of the *savings!*<|eor|><|sor|>Will he get paid atleast two times more?<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | Perpetual_Doubt | i7x47y8 | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I can do lots of things but barely"<|eor|><|sor|>"I have an approximate knowledge of many things"<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Can you run this?"
"... I can waddle it"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | oktin | i7x0783 | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like full *quack* developer<|eor|><|sor|>More like *fowl* quack developer<|eor|><|sor|>*Mallard* fowl quack developer<|eor|><|sor|>Mallard fowl quack *duck*-eloper<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | emmaexe_ | i7wmnu2 | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Implies the fish can fly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | navetzz | i7xlree | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*"Backend developer - with fullstack experience"*
Translation: "Backend developer. Make me touch UI and I will write code so horrendous you will never let me touch it again"<|eor|><|sor|>People seeing any UI I made for personal projects:
"It's bland"
Me: "It does the job"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | ChajiReplay | i7wtrz9 | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No no no, a full stack dev doesn't smile.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | sucksathangman | i7wnum8 | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I can do lots of things but barely"<|eor|><|sor|>In most cases you specialize in one field with lower but still significant expertise in the other.<|eor|><|sor|>Much like the duck. Ducks aren't particularly good walkers or swimmers (compared to dogs or fish, respectively). They can fly pretty damn good, but they are no eagle or falcon.<|eor|><|sor|>Most full stacks I know are very good in their main area of focus, much like the falcon or eagle as you say. What is normally impaired is the other part of their stack, so usually its either a falcon that can swim, just not as good as other fish, or a dolphin that can fly, just not as good as other birds.<|eor|><|sor|>I used to call myself a full stack developer but nowadays I just say that while I can do full stack, my strength is backend development.
I just can't keep up with all the JavaScript libraries anymore. What's the new hotness now? Flutterbug? JamStim? qBit?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | Keintroufe | i7wl8zp | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I can do lots of things but barely"<|eor|><|sor|>In most cases you specialize in one field with lower but still significant expertise in the other.<|eor|><|sor|>Much like the duck. Ducks aren't particularly good walkers or swimmers (compared to dogs or fish, respectively). They can fly pretty damn good, but they are no eagle or falcon.<|eor|><|sor|>Most full stacks I know are very good in their main area of focus, much like the falcon or eagle as you say. What is normally impaired is the other part of their stack, so usually its either a falcon that can swim, just not as good as other fish, or a dolphin that can fly, just not as good as other birds.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmerhumor | funlover007 | u855xm | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,176 |
programmerhumor | johnious23 | i5ixdy9 | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In Greece we have neither!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,200 |
programmerhumor | librarysocialism | i5j1u69 | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Currently moving to the EU while working remotely for a US company.
Purple pill.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,526 |
programmerhumor | gle42 | i5j50ko | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In Greece we have neither!<|eor|><|sor|>In Switzerland we have both.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,120 |
programmerhumor | capi1500 | i5j5oav | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In Greece we have neither!<|eor|><|sor|>In Switzerland we have both.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,866 |
programmerhumor | Gunther_Alsor | i5ixkq7 | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Engineers I've talked to, who came to the U.S. from other countries, always say the same thing: "The United States has the best healthcare in the world, for those of us who can afford it."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,451 |
programmerhumor | WorseThanHipster | i5jacxs | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In Greece we have neither!<|eor|><|sor|>In Switzerland we have both.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move<|eor|><|sor|>A pro *grammer move<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,288 |
programmerhumor | yenix4 | i5j67z5 | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Currently moving to the EU while working remotely for a US company.
Purple pill.<|eor|><|sor|>Hope they have a good person doing your salary with knowledge of local rules.
Working for a US company in Germany the pay people kept fucking up because they didn't manage to understand how to properly file earnings to the government here..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,259 |
programmerhumor | Emotional_Physics_25 | i5j1sq7 | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Cries in South American<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,018 |
programmerhumor | drwicksy | i5j45u9 | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Laughs in living in France and working in Switzerland*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 731 |
programmerhumor | twoCascades | i5j9u9e | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Engineers I've talked to, who came to the U.S. from other countries, always say the same thing: "The United States has the best healthcare in the world, for those of us who can afford it."<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah. The US has the best of p much anything money can buy....its just completely unavailable to 80-90% of the population.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 702 |
programmerhumor | theonlyby | i5j2cm0 | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pretty much all decent software firms in the US also include good healthcare insurance as part of the compensation package. So you get higher pay AND almost free healthcare (free to you that is)
Edit:
To give some perspective: a starting dev salary in the US is averaged at $90k (perhaps a bit lower irl). In Germany, for example, it is around 47EUR (around $50k)
The tax you pay will be likely higher in Germany (us 24% vs Germanys %42). And depending on where you live, the US can be very affordable. Your net take-home after all contributions will be likey close to double in the US.
Edit2: starting salary as in just starting, out of school<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 601 |
programmerhumor | idotj | i5j2yv2 | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Currently moving to the EU while working remotely for a US company.
Purple pill.<|eor|><|sor|>So you work as a freelance with a fiscal address in Europe, sending your invoices to an American company and getting paid in euros/dollars? in an EU bank? USA bank?How easy is to deal with taxes?
I'm actually working in EU and some friends told me to work with them (in Canada and USA) ~~in~~ remotely, but here in Belgium all the paperwork makes things so complicated.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 545 |
programmerhumor | Radiant-Beautiful-97 | i5jbi1o | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In Greece we have neither!<|eor|><|sor|>In Switzerland we have both.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move<|eor|><|sor|>A pro *grammer move<|eor|><|sor|>Also a pro *grammar move<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 533 |
programmerhumor | Kommoncents1 | i5jdz0m | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Engineers I've talked to, who came to the U.S. from other countries, always say the same thing: "The United States has the best healthcare in the world, for those of us who can afford it."<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah. The US has the best of p much anything money can buy....its just completely unavailable to 80-90% of the population.<|eor|><|sor|>80-90% is a radical over exaggeration. Unavailable to 60% is right on the money.
When I say that out loud it sounds way worse<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 524 |
programmerhumor | HristosM | i5jjftg | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In Greece we have neither!<|eor|><|sor|>We kind of have healthcare<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 507 |
programmerhumor | librarysocialism | i5jc30u | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Currently moving to the EU while working remotely for a US company.
Purple pill.<|eor|><|sor|>Hope they have a good person doing your salary with knowledge of local rules.
Working for a US company in Germany the pay people kept fucking up because they didn't manage to understand how to properly file earnings to the government here..<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yeah, ran into that working for a EU branch once.
My current situation is slightly different - I'm working for a US company remote, so as far as they're concerned I'm in the US. The fun is just when I hit 181 days in the EU.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 504 |
programmerhumor | pentesticals | i5j8mfl | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In Greece we have neither!<|eor|><|sor|>In Switzerland we have both.<|eor|><|sor|>Switzerland doesn't have free healthcare, it's a privatized system with mandatory health insurance. That said, I like it very much. Support is there for those who can't afford the insurance so no one is left without care or bankrupt.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 484 |
programmerhumor | Sour-Fun | ghn3h8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,173 |
programmerhumor | smeaglebaggins | fqa041r | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once a programmer, always a programmer
And a tester
And QA
And PM
etc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,109 |
programmerhumor | CreativeCarbon | fqa3sbh | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once a programmer, always a programmer
And a tester
And QA
And PM
etc<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my printer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 844 |
programmerhumor | MUK99 | fqa6865 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once a programmer, always a programmer
And a tester
And QA
And PM
etc<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my printer?<|eor|><|sor|>Buy a new printer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 546 |
programmerhumor | Clugg | fqaabxk | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once a programmer, always a programmer
And a tester
And QA
And PM
etc<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my printer?<|eor|><|sor|>Buy a new printer.<|eor|><|sor|>It worked, thanks!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | T-ROY_T-REDDIT | fq9ug2r | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>life =0 #start of program
while life >= 0
print 'frustrated'
life++
if life == death
break
end if
end while
print 'Session terminated'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 208 |
programmerhumor | RecursiveCrown | fq9yz9h | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>life =0 #start of program
while life >= 0
print 'frustrated'
life++
if life == death
break
end if
end while
print 'Session terminated'<|eor|><|sor|>syntax error: cant find symbol death<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | KaamDeveloper | fqad2a9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I spent 2 hours trying to figure out why my test cases were failing at random. It just writes in a concurrent dictionary. 2 lines of code? Why isn't it fucking working?
Are there nulls? Nope.
Is the key wrong? Nope.
Maybe locks will solve this! Pfff.
Maybe I should add a thread sleep? This is pointless.
I'll debug each test individually! Nope, they all pass.
Maybe it's a build issue? Deleted the entire fucking thing, new checkout and nope didn't work.
What the fuck is wrong!
After some amount of crying, turns out, the god damn dictionary was made private static, instead of just private by some dipshit. It kept trying to insert the same key, across objects, again and again and again.
Why did I choose this line of work?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmerhumor | fujiman | fqacodg | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once a programmer, always a programmer
And a tester
And QA
And PM
etc<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my printer?<|eor|><|sor|>Buy a new printer.<|eor|><|sor|>It worked, thanks!<|eor|><|sor|>Uh oh, now it says I need to replace the color ink cartridges in order to print this text only doc in grey scale, while the black ink cartridge is still full.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | TheZipCreator | fqad2p7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once a programmer, always a programmer
And a tester
And QA
And PM
etc<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my printer?<|eor|><|sor|>Buy a new printer.<|eor|><|sor|>It worked, thanks!<|eor|><|sor|>Uh oh, now it says I need to replace the color ink cartridges in order to print this text only doc in grey scale, while the black ink cartridge is still full.<|eor|><|sor|>Burn that printer and buy a laser printer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | HarryTruman | fqagqrh | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Build a man of fire, and you keep him warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | mr-Syntax-error | fqa3a5l | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>life =0 #start of program
while life >= 0
print 'frustrated'
life++
if life == death
break
end if
end while
print 'Session terminated'<|eor|><|sor|>syntax error: cant find symbol death<|eor|><|sor|>Did you call me?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmerhumor | ASSHOLEFUCKER3000 | fqae47s | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once a programmer, always a programmer
And a tester
And QA
And PM
etc<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my printer?<|eor|><|sor|>Buy a new printer.<|eor|><|sor|>It worked, thanks!<|eor|><|sor|>Uh oh, now it says I need to replace the color ink cartridges in order to print this text only doc in grey scale, while the black ink cartridge is still full.<|eor|><|sor|>Burn that printer and buy a laser printer<|eor|><|sor|>Building is not working after fire what do<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmerhumor | thefrontpageofme | fqaetts | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I spent 2 hours trying to figure out why my test cases were failing at random. It just writes in a concurrent dictionary. 2 lines of code? Why isn't it fucking working?
Are there nulls? Nope.
Is the key wrong? Nope.
Maybe locks will solve this! Pfff.
Maybe I should add a thread sleep? This is pointless.
I'll debug each test individually! Nope, they all pass.
Maybe it's a build issue? Deleted the entire fucking thing, new checkout and nope didn't work.
What the fuck is wrong!
After some amount of crying, turns out, the god damn dictionary was made private static, instead of just private by some dipshit. It kept trying to insert the same key, across objects, again and again and again.
Why did I choose this line of work?<|eor|><|sor|>You know next time one more thing to check<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 91 |
programmerhumor | roadroller42069 | fqahpzb | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once a programmer, always a programmer
And a tester
And QA
And PM
etc<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my printer?<|eor|><|sor|>Buy a new printer.<|eor|><|sor|>It worked, thanks!<|eor|><|sor|>Uh oh, now it says I need to replace the color ink cartridges in order to print this text only doc in grey scale, while the black ink cartridge is still full.<|eor|><|sor|>Burn that printer and buy a laser printer<|eor|><|sor|>Building is not working after fire what do<|eor|><|sor|>Stack overflow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | KaamDeveloper | fqalz8a | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I spent 2 hours trying to figure out why my test cases were failing at random. It just writes in a concurrent dictionary. 2 lines of code? Why isn't it fucking working?
Are there nulls? Nope.
Is the key wrong? Nope.
Maybe locks will solve this! Pfff.
Maybe I should add a thread sleep? This is pointless.
I'll debug each test individually! Nope, they all pass.
Maybe it's a build issue? Deleted the entire fucking thing, new checkout and nope didn't work.
What the fuck is wrong!
After some amount of crying, turns out, the god damn dictionary was made private static, instead of just private by some dipshit. It kept trying to insert the same key, across objects, again and again and again.
Why did I choose this line of work?<|eor|><|sor|>You know next time one more thing to check<|eor|><|sor|>You'd think but no.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programmerhumor | MtCommager | fqa6lc6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This might change, but I'd rather spend a lifetime as a frustrated programmer than another year as a frustrated salesman.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
programmerhumor | RedDivisions | fq9u4sc | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let's find out I guess before you get crucified
u/repostsleuthbot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmerhumor | Zwrgbz | e7z2s4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,141 |
programmerhumor | beclops | fa8hq8o | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft had the nerve to update their hotmail site and roll it into their outlook live site while I was home on vacation once. My father was livid at me for doing whatever I did to change how the site looked, it almost ruined the trip.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly you shouldn't have done that, ruined my relationship with my parents too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,885 |
programmerhumor | khaki53 | fa8dcmw | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a software engineer and my relatives were renovating for Christmas a long while back and they were like oh you're an engineer you can put these cabinets up for us yea and I was like ...
.....
...........................<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,371 |
programmerhumor | ProfCupcake | fa8ic5j | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a software engineer and my relatives were renovating for Christmas a long while back and they were like oh you're an engineer you can put these cabinets up for us yea and I was like ...
.....
...........................<|eor|><|sor|>That's not even the kind of thing non-software engineers do.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 872 |
programmerhumor | darthmonks | fa8nm99 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: *plays videogames and writes some code*
Boomers: "oh so you can fix anything that runs on electricity?"<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, you can't fix a washing machine with css? Noob.<|eor|><|sor|> .dirt
{
display: none;
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 828 |
programmerhumor | LionKei | fa8265l | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My doorman asked me if I could make his tablet receive text messages saying hes getting a call on his phone the other day. I just said yeah you probably can get an app if you look it up and left.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 723 |
programmerhumor | alex_png | fa881b7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: *plays videogames and writes some code*
Boomers: "oh so you can fix anything that runs on electricity?"<|eor|><|sor|>Or,
_Has a degree in computer science_
Clueless millennials: Oh so can you hack this facebook account? I need to know if Im being cheated on<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 709 |
programmerhumor | GluteusCaesar | fa8lle8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft had the nerve to update their hotmail site and roll it into their outlook live site while I was home on vacation once. My father was livid at me for doing whatever I did to change how the site looked, it almost ruined the trip.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly you shouldn't have done that, ruined my relationship with my parents too.<|eor|><|sor|>My sister and I take turns teaching mom how to use her phone whenever the need arises. We find distributing the stress equitably keeps everyone less miserable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 580 |
programmerhumor | oaga_strizzi | fa7wqrw | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computer science is as much about computers as astronomy is about telescopes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 575 |
programmerhumor | 16bit_ch42069 | fa8hodt | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have a bRiLLiAnT app idea<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 548 |
programmerhumor | Russian_repost_bot | fa8jke5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: *plays videogames and writes some code*
Boomers: "oh so you can fix anything that runs on electricity?"<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, you can't fix a washing machine with css? Noob.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 515 |
programmerhumor | zephris | fa8m9n1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft had the nerve to update their hotmail site and roll it into their outlook live site while I was home on vacation once. My father was livid at me for doing whatever I did to change how the site looked, it almost ruined the trip.<|eor|><|sor|>I can't tell you the number of times I've had to say "Mom, I didn't change facebook, I don't work there" and "I don't know your password; it's *your* password."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 457 |
programmerhumor | Edg-R | fa8psxm | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My doorman asked me if I could make his tablet receive text messages saying hes getting a call on his phone the other day. I just said yeah you probably can get an app if you look it up and left.<|eor|><|sor|>If its an iPad and he also has an iPhone then its built in, you dont need an app
Source: computer scientist
Edit: Added clarification about having to also have an iPhone<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 417 |
programmerhumor | _Lady_Deadpool_ | fa8smkq | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a software engineer and my relatives were renovating for Christmas a long while back and they were like oh you're an engineer you can put these cabinets up for us yea and I was like ...
.....
...........................<|eor|><|sor|>That's not even the kind of thing non-software engineers do.<|eor|><|sor|>You really need to get an astronomer for these kind of things<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 377 |
programmerhumor | firewood010 | fa8oapp | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft had the nerve to update their hotmail site and roll it into their outlook live site while I was home on vacation once. My father was livid at me for doing whatever I did to change how the site looked, it almost ruined the trip.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly you shouldn't have done that, ruined my relationship with my parents too.<|eor|><|sor|>My sister and I take turns teaching mom how to use her phone whenever the need arises. We find distributing the stress equitably keeps everyone less miserable.<|eor|><|sor|>Problem is I am yet to discover my hidden siblings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 353 |
programmerhumor | Matyezda | fa896a7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: *plays videogames and writes some code*
Boomers: "oh so you can fix anything that runs on electricity?"<|eor|><|sor|>Or,
_Has a degree in computer science_
Clueless millennials: Oh so can you hack this facebook account? I need to know if Im being cheated on<|eor|><|sor|>Or something I encountered:
How come you can't fix my TV? It's just like a computer! Kids these days are so lazy!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 323 |
programmerhumor | _Lady_Deadpool_ | fa8ssid | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My doorman asked me if I could make his tablet receive text messages saying hes getting a call on his phone the other day. I just said yeah you probably can get an app if you look it up and left.<|eor|><|sor|>If its an iPad and he also has an iPhone then its built in, you dont need an app
Source: computer scientist
Edit: Added clarification about having to also have an iPhone<|eor|><|sor|>Oh perfect I've been wanting to build this app that's basically LinkedIn for homeless dogs, are you willing to do it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 319 |
programmerhumor | potatopierogie | fa8i476 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computer science is as much about computers as astronomy is about telescopes<|eor|><|sor|>I mean... kinda? I get that CS isnt IT but you do learn a bunch of stuff about computer architecture, OS, networking, etc. that can be helpful for troubleshooting basic issues<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair I bet an astronomer learns enough about telescopes to troubleshoot basic issues, but is nowhere near as qualified as a licensed and bonded telescopist. If those exist.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 305 |
programmerhumor | kindofasickdick | s68p64 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,039 |
programmerhumor | supercyberlurker | ht2c0o9 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm trying to find a job doing Serverless No-Code NoSQL.
I figure I won't have to do anything at all!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,409 |
programmerhumor | kaancfidan | ht2uay0 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>SELECT * FROM memories ;<|eor|><|sor|>DELETE FROM memories;
Wait...<|eor|><|sor|>8274746183746252 rows affected.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,046 |
programmerhumor | kleinisfijn | ht2pamh | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>SELECT * FROM memories ;<|eor|><|sor|>DELETE FROM memories;
Wait...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,001 |
programmerhumor | xxVordhosbnxx | ht2dw1o | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I want Anti-SQL, opposite of structured query, like asking pointless questions and hoping the data arrives<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 958 |
programmerhumor | stamminator | ht2yjpx | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm trying to find a job doing Serverless No-Code NoSQL.
I figure I won't have to do anything at all!<|eor|><|sor|>You misspelled devops<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 647 |
programmerhumor | hjertis | ht2fxms | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I want Anti-SQL, opposite of structured query, like asking pointless questions and hoping the data arrives<|eor|><|sor|>So, you could just query reddit?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 511 |
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