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programmerhumor | CurlSagan | gvufjs3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because it's a load-bearing coconut.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,165 |
programmerhumor | NoID621 | gvunjoa | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coconut.~~vmt~~vtf (a jpg in a source engine readable format) is a texture and was added to TF2 in the Patch of June 18 2014. It is an effect Particle intended for use on one of the Unusual Taunts added in that up... | 3,980 |
programmerhumor | DuhonTheGuy | gvvi88z | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, the guy who found the thing here.
- It isn't a .jpg, it was actually a .vtf (Valve Texture File) and it did have transparency data, so it's actually coconut.png
- It wasn't found in the code, rather in the ... | 2,063 |
programmerhumor | epic_null | gvuvyr0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coconut.~~vmt~~vtf (a jpg in a source engine readable format) is a texture and was added to TF2 in the Patch of June 18 2014. It is an effect Particle intended for use on one of the Unusual Taunts added in that up... | 1,688 |
programmerhumor | zephyrtr | gvusea9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because it's a load-bearing coconut.<|eor|><|sor|>Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,289 |
programmerhumor | dwyrm | gvul0y5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Magic coconut](http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/magic-story.html).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,155 |
programmerhumor | brazilliongenesis | gvueub0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[reminds me of this ](https://youtu.be/k238XpMMn38)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 619 |
programmerhumor | chawmindur | gvuswu0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because it's a load-bearing coconut.<|eor|><|sor|>Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?<|eor|><|sor|>African or European coconuts?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 596 |
programmerhumor | wjwwjw | gvv2rs3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coconut.~~vmt~~vtf (a jpg in a source engine readable format) is a texture and was added to TF2 in the Patch of June 18 2014. It is an effect Particle intended for use on one of the Unusual Taunts added in that up... | 577 |
programmerhumor | golf_kilo_papa | gvv37ac | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coconut.~~vmt~~vtf (a jpg in a source engine readable format) is a texture and was added to TF2 in the Patch of June 18 2014. It is an effect Particle intended for use on one of the Unusual Taunts added in that up... | 526 |
programmerhumor | ANiceSpatula | gvw37mf | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, the guy who found the thing here.
- It isn't a .jpg, it was actually a .vtf (Valve Texture File) and it did have transparency data, so it's actually coconut.png
- It wasn't found in the code, rather in the ... | 507 |
programmerhumor | PVNIC | gvulm3k | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[reminds me of this ](https://youtu.be/k238XpMMn38)<|eor|><|sor|>> My hope is that this code is so awful I'm never allowed to write UI code again.
Yea... this is what I'm thinking every time I'm asked to write Py... | 502 |
programmerhumor | TheAJGman | gvub04l | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who are you and where did you get my code?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 466 |
programmerhumor | SkollFenrirson | gvv1swv | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Magic coconut](http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/magic-story.html).<|eor|><|sor|>Stories like this remind me that we are just apes playing with lightning on rocks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 441 |
programmerhumor | element39 | gvwhrbj | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, the guy who found the thing here.
- It isn't a .jpg, it was actually a .vtf (Valve Texture File) and it did have transparency data, so it's actually coconut.png
- It wasn't found in the code, rather in the ... | 385 |
programmerhumor | golf_kilo_papa | gvv3kqp | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coconut.~~vmt~~vtf (a jpg in a source engine readable format) is a texture and was added to TF2 in the Patch of June 18 2014. It is an effect Particle intended for use on one of the Unusual Taunts added in that up... | 290 |
programmerhumor | makemisteaks | gvvd5e7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Magic coconut](http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/magic-story.html).<|eor|><|sor|>Stories like this remind me that we are just apes playing with lightning on rocks.<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of the classic [500-mile e... | 269 |
programmerhumor | Romestus | gvvb12l | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coconut.~~vmt~~vtf (a jpg in a source engine readable format) is a texture and was added to TF2 in the Patch of June 18 2014. It is an effect Particle intended for use on one of the Unusual Taunts added in that up... | 254 |
programmerhumor | Licopodium | gvv3hw0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, this seems about right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pqkp49zcv61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once encoded a private key into the pixels of an image which was original (a picture I took and uploaded nowhere else). No one can find the key because there is no reference picture. Maybe that is the case? Long... | 238 |
programmerhumor | blumzzz | ulmb5b | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,217 |
programmerhumor | Expensive_Sloth | i7wc4c5 | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I can do lots of things but barely"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,788 |
programmerhumor | Anti_AirConditioning | i7wcgjn | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like full *quack* developer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,594 |
programmerhumor | Stickppl | i7wmn49 | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I can do lots of things but barely"<|eor|><|sor|>"I have an approximate knowledge of many things"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 913 |
programmerhumor | marclurr | i7wggxs | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why pay three developers when one guy will feel superior doing all of it poorly?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 885 |
programmerhumor | Macalite | i7wcvqy | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like full *quack* developer<|eor|><|sor|>More like *fowl* quack developer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 501 |
programmerhumor | rage4all | i7wab7g | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The ducks of development... I love it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 392 |
programmerhumor | FracturedPixel | i7wyrzv | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*"Backend developer - with fullstack experience"*
Translation: "Backend developer. Make me touch UI and I will write code so horrendous you will never let me touch it again"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 376 |
programmerhumor | Keintroufe | i7wggmw | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I can do lots of things but barely"<|eor|><|sor|>In most cases you specialize in one field with lower but still significant expertise in the other.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 363 |
programmerhumor | ManyInterests | i7wjg7v | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I can do lots of things but barely"<|eor|><|sor|>In most cases you specialize in one field with lower but still significant expertise in the other.<|eor|><|sor|>Much like the duck. Ducks aren't particularly good walkers or swimmers ... | 320 |
programmerhumor | CreativeCarbon | i7wpqbb | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why pay three developers when one guy will feel superior doing all of it poorly?<|eor|><|sor|>Four times longer, with six times the stress, sure, but think of the *savings!*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
programmerhumor | hiddenhare | i7x00sr | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like full *quack* developer<|eor|><|sor|>More like *fowl* quack developer<|eor|><|sor|>*Mallard* fowl quack developer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | shokolokobangoshey | i7wv0rn | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why pay three developers when one guy will feel superior doing all of it poorly?<|eor|><|sor|>Four times longer, with six times the stress, sure, but think of the *savings!*<|eor|><|sor|>Will he get paid atleast two times more?<|eor|... | 201 |
programmerhumor | Perpetual_Doubt | i7x47y8 | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I can do lots of things but barely"<|eor|><|sor|>"I have an approximate knowledge of many things"<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Can you run this?"
"... I can waddle it"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | oktin | i7x0783 | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like full *quack* developer<|eor|><|sor|>More like *fowl* quack developer<|eor|><|sor|>*Mallard* fowl quack developer<|eor|><|sor|>Mallard fowl quack *duck*-eloper<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | emmaexe_ | i7wmnu2 | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Implies the fish can fly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | navetzz | i7xlree | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*"Backend developer - with fullstack experience"*
Translation: "Backend developer. Make me touch UI and I will write code so horrendous you will never let me touch it again"<|eor|><|sor|>People seeing any UI I made for personal proj... | 151 |
programmerhumor | ChajiReplay | i7wtrz9 | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No no no, a full stack dev doesn't smile.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | sucksathangman | i7wnum8 | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I can do lots of things but barely"<|eor|><|sor|>In most cases you specialize in one field with lower but still significant expertise in the other.<|eor|><|sor|>Much like the duck. Ducks aren't particularly good walkers or swimmers ... | 132 |
programmerhumor | Keintroufe | i7wl8zp | <|sols|><|sot|>More work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hjh7wwiurey81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I can do lots of things but barely"<|eor|><|sor|>In most cases you specialize in one field with lower but still significant expertise in the other.<|eor|><|sor|>Much like the duck. Ducks aren't particularly good walkers or swimmers ... | 128 |
programmerhumor | funlover007 | u855xm | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,176 |
programmerhumor | johnious23 | i5ixdy9 | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In Greece we have neither!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,200 |
programmerhumor | librarysocialism | i5j1u69 | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Currently moving to the EU while working remotely for a US company.
Purple pill.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,526 |
programmerhumor | gle42 | i5j50ko | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In Greece we have neither!<|eor|><|sor|>In Switzerland we have both.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,120 |
programmerhumor | capi1500 | i5j5oav | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In Greece we have neither!<|eor|><|sor|>In Switzerland we have both.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,866 |
programmerhumor | Gunther_Alsor | i5ixkq7 | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Engineers I've talked to, who came to the U.S. from other countries, always say the same thing: "The United States has the best healthcare in the world, for those of us who can afford... | 1,451 |
programmerhumor | WorseThanHipster | i5jacxs | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In Greece we have neither!<|eor|><|sor|>In Switzerland we have both.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move<|eor|><|sor|>A pro *grammer move<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex... | 1,288 |
programmerhumor | yenix4 | i5j67z5 | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Currently moving to the EU while working remotely for a US company.
Purple pill.<|eor|><|sor|>Hope they have a good person doing your salary with knowledge of local rules.
Worki... | 1,259 |
programmerhumor | Emotional_Physics_25 | i5j1sq7 | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Cries in South American<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,018 |
programmerhumor | drwicksy | i5j45u9 | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Laughs in living in France and working in Switzerland*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 731 |
programmerhumor | twoCascades | i5j9u9e | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Engineers I've talked to, who came to the U.S. from other countries, always say the same thing: "The United States has the best healthcare in the world, for those of us who can afford... | 702 |
programmerhumor | theonlyby | i5j2cm0 | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pretty much all decent software firms in the US also include good healthcare insurance as part of the compensation package. So you get higher pay AND almost free healthcare (free to y... | 601 |
programmerhumor | idotj | i5j2yv2 | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Currently moving to the EU while working remotely for a US company.
Purple pill.<|eor|><|sor|>So you work as a freelance with a fiscal address in Europe, sending your invoices to ... | 545 |
programmerhumor | Radiant-Beautiful-97 | i5jbi1o | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In Greece we have neither!<|eor|><|sor|>In Switzerland we have both.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move<|eor|><|sor|>A pro *grammer move<|eor|><|sor|>Also a pro ... | 533 |
programmerhumor | Kommoncents1 | i5jdz0m | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Engineers I've talked to, who came to the U.S. from other countries, always say the same thing: "The United States has the best healthcare in the world, for those of us who can afford... | 524 |
programmerhumor | HristosM | i5jjftg | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In Greece we have neither!<|eor|><|sor|>We kind of have healthcare<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 507 |
programmerhumor | librarysocialism | i5jc30u | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Currently moving to the EU while working remotely for a US company.
Purple pill.<|eor|><|sor|>Hope they have a good person doing your salary with knowledge of local rules.
Worki... | 504 |
programmerhumor | pentesticals | i5j8mfl | <|sols|><|sot|>When it comes to programmer salaries these are your choices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tgcfodwupqu81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In Greece we have neither!<|eor|><|sor|>In Switzerland we have both.<|eor|><|sor|>Switzerland doesn't have free healthcare, it's a privatized system with mandatory health insurance. T... | 484 |
programmerhumor | Sour-Fun | ghn3h8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,173 |
programmerhumor | smeaglebaggins | fqa041r | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once a programmer, always a programmer
And a tester
And QA
And PM
etc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,109 |
programmerhumor | CreativeCarbon | fqa3sbh | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once a programmer, always a programmer
And a tester
And QA
And PM
etc<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my printer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 844 |
programmerhumor | MUK99 | fqa6865 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once a programmer, always a programmer
And a tester
And QA
And PM
etc<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my printer?<|eor|><|sor|>Buy a new printer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 546 |
programmerhumor | Clugg | fqaabxk | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once a programmer, always a programmer
And a tester
And QA
And PM
etc<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my printer?<|eor|><|sor|>Buy a new printer.<|eor|><|sor|>It worked, thanks!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | T-ROY_T-REDDIT | fq9ug2r | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>life =0 #start of program
while life >= 0
print 'frustrated'
life++
if life == death
break
end if
end while
print 'Session terminated'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 208 |
programmerhumor | RecursiveCrown | fq9yz9h | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>life =0 #start of program
while life >= 0
print 'frustrated'
life++
if life == death
break
end if
end while
print 'Session terminated'<|eor|><|sor|>syntax error: cant find symbol death<|eor|><|e... | 196 |
programmerhumor | KaamDeveloper | fqad2a9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I spent 2 hours trying to figure out why my test cases were failing at random. It just writes in a concurrent dictionary. 2 lines of code? Why isn't it fucking working?
Are there nulls? Nope.
Is the k... | 184 |
programmerhumor | fujiman | fqacodg | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once a programmer, always a programmer
And a tester
And QA
And PM
etc<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my printer?<|eor|><|sor|>Buy a new printer.<|eor|><|sor|>It worked, thanks!<|eor|><|sor|>Uh oh, now it ... | 167 |
programmerhumor | TheZipCreator | fqad2p7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once a programmer, always a programmer
And a tester
And QA
And PM
etc<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my printer?<|eor|><|sor|>Buy a new printer.<|eor|><|sor|>It worked, thanks!<|eor|><|sor|>Uh oh, now it ... | 152 |
programmerhumor | HarryTruman | fqagqrh | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Build a man of fire, and you keep him warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | mr-Syntax-error | fqa3a5l | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>life =0 #start of program
while life >= 0
print 'frustrated'
life++
if life == death
break
end if
end while
print 'Session terminated'<|eor|><|sor|>syntax error: cant find symbol death<|eor|><|s... | 122 |
programmerhumor | ASSHOLEFUCKER3000 | fqae47s | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once a programmer, always a programmer
And a tester
And QA
And PM
etc<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my printer?<|eor|><|sor|>Buy a new printer.<|eor|><|sor|>It worked, thanks!<|eor|><|sor|>Uh oh, now it ... | 100 |
programmerhumor | thefrontpageofme | fqaetts | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I spent 2 hours trying to figure out why my test cases were failing at random. It just writes in a concurrent dictionary. 2 lines of code? Why isn't it fucking working?
Are there nulls? Nope.
Is the k... | 91 |
programmerhumor | roadroller42069 | fqahpzb | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once a programmer, always a programmer
And a tester
And QA
And PM
etc<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my printer?<|eor|><|sor|>Buy a new printer.<|eor|><|sor|>It worked, thanks!<|eor|><|sor|>Uh oh, now it ... | 79 |
programmerhumor | KaamDeveloper | fqalz8a | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I spent 2 hours trying to figure out why my test cases were failing at random. It just writes in a concurrent dictionary. 2 lines of code? Why isn't it fucking working?
Are there nulls? Nope.
Is the k... | 73 |
programmerhumor | MtCommager | fqa6lc6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This might change, but I'd rather spend a lifetime as a frustrated programmer than another year as a frustrated salesman.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
programmerhumor | RedDivisions | fq9u4sc | <|sols|><|sot|>Hopefully this hasn't been posted before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/733evqt0w4y41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let's find out I guess before you get crucified
u/repostsleuthbot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmerhumor | Zwrgbz | e7z2s4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,141 |
programmerhumor | beclops | fa8hq8o | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft had the nerve to update their hotmail site and roll it into their outlook live site while I was home on vacation once. My father was livid at me for doing whatever I did to change how the site looked, ... | 1,885 |
programmerhumor | khaki53 | fa8dcmw | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a software engineer and my relatives were renovating for Christmas a long while back and they were like oh you're an engineer you can put these cabinets up for us yea and I was like ...
.....
................ | 1,371 |
programmerhumor | ProfCupcake | fa8ic5j | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a software engineer and my relatives were renovating for Christmas a long while back and they were like oh you're an engineer you can put these cabinets up for us yea and I was like ...
.....
................ | 872 |
programmerhumor | darthmonks | fa8nm99 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: *plays videogames and writes some code*
Boomers: "oh so you can fix anything that runs on electricity?"<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, you can't fix a washing machine with css? Noob.<|eor|><|sor|> .dirt
{
... | 828 |
programmerhumor | LionKei | fa8265l | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My doorman asked me if I could make his tablet receive text messages saying hes getting a call on his phone the other day. I just said yeah you probably can get an app if you look it up and left.<|eor|><|eols|><... | 723 |
programmerhumor | alex_png | fa881b7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: *plays videogames and writes some code*
Boomers: "oh so you can fix anything that runs on electricity?"<|eor|><|sor|>Or,
_Has a degree in computer science_
Clueless millennials: Oh so can you hack t... | 709 |
programmerhumor | GluteusCaesar | fa8lle8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft had the nerve to update their hotmail site and roll it into their outlook live site while I was home on vacation once. My father was livid at me for doing whatever I did to change how the site looked, ... | 580 |
programmerhumor | oaga_strizzi | fa7wqrw | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computer science is as much about computers as astronomy is about telescopes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 575 |
programmerhumor | 16bit_ch42069 | fa8hodt | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have a bRiLLiAnT app idea<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 548 |
programmerhumor | Russian_repost_bot | fa8jke5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: *plays videogames and writes some code*
Boomers: "oh so you can fix anything that runs on electricity?"<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, you can't fix a washing machine with css? Noob.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 515 |
programmerhumor | zephris | fa8m9n1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft had the nerve to update their hotmail site and roll it into their outlook live site while I was home on vacation once. My father was livid at me for doing whatever I did to change how the site looked, ... | 457 |
programmerhumor | Edg-R | fa8psxm | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My doorman asked me if I could make his tablet receive text messages saying hes getting a call on his phone the other day. I just said yeah you probably can get an app if you look it up and left.<|eor|><|sor|>If... | 417 |
programmerhumor | _Lady_Deadpool_ | fa8smkq | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a software engineer and my relatives were renovating for Christmas a long while back and they were like oh you're an engineer you can put these cabinets up for us yea and I was like ...
.....
................ | 377 |
programmerhumor | firewood010 | fa8oapp | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft had the nerve to update their hotmail site and roll it into their outlook live site while I was home on vacation once. My father was livid at me for doing whatever I did to change how the site looked, ... | 353 |
programmerhumor | Matyezda | fa896a7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: *plays videogames and writes some code*
Boomers: "oh so you can fix anything that runs on electricity?"<|eor|><|sor|>Or,
_Has a degree in computer science_
Clueless millennials: Oh so can you hack t... | 323 |
programmerhumor | _Lady_Deadpool_ | fa8ssid | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My doorman asked me if I could make his tablet receive text messages saying hes getting a call on his phone the other day. I just said yeah you probably can get an app if you look it up and left.<|eor|><|sor|>If... | 319 |
programmerhumor | potatopierogie | fa8i476 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you fix my <insert device>?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/agocbaqa0h341.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computer science is as much about computers as astronomy is about telescopes<|eor|><|sor|>I mean... kinda? I get that CS isnt IT but you do learn a bunch of stuff about computer architecture, OS, networking, etc... | 305 |
programmerhumor | kindofasickdick | s68p64 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50,039 |
programmerhumor | supercyberlurker | ht2c0o9 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm trying to find a job doing Serverless No-Code NoSQL.
I figure I won't have to do anything at all!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,409 |
programmerhumor | kaancfidan | ht2uay0 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>SELECT * FROM memories ;<|eor|><|sor|>DELETE FROM memories;
Wait...<|eor|><|sor|>8274746183746252 rows affected.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,046 |
programmerhumor | kleinisfijn | ht2pamh | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>SELECT * FROM memories ;<|eor|><|sor|>DELETE FROM memories;
Wait...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,001 |
programmerhumor | xxVordhosbnxx | ht2dw1o | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I want Anti-SQL, opposite of structured query, like asking pointless questions and hoping the data arrives<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 958 |
programmerhumor | stamminator | ht2yjpx | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm trying to find a job doing Serverless No-Code NoSQL.
I figure I won't have to do anything at all!<|eor|><|sor|>You misspelled devops<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 647 |
programmerhumor | hjertis | ht2fxms | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I want Anti-SQL, opposite of structured query, like asking pointless questions and hoping the data arrives<|eor|><|sor|>So, you could just query reddit?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 511 |
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