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programmerhumor | hamuraijack | ht2o6ww | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>More like, Me when a startup insists on using Mongo on highly coupled, relational data<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 427 |
programmerhumor | elonmusque | ht2xbc3 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>SELECT * FROM memories ;<|eor|><|sor|>DELETE FROM memories;
Wait...<|eor|><|sor|>8274746183746252 rows affected.<|eor|><|sor|>out of memory<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 413 |
programmerhumor | Dustangelms | ht2b05e | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Abandon SQL, return to .xls.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 362 |
programmerhumor | noelmatta | ht2v4gj | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My first job way back in 2008, I only had to know one SQL query for my workflow:
SELECT * FROM PLMASTERFORMLIST WHERE FORMCODE LIKE [enter code of document Ive been assigned]
To this day, I put MySQL on my resume if need... | 298 |
programmerhumor | onepixelcat | ht3ess0 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>SELECT * FROM memories ;<|eor|><|sor|>DELETE FROM memories;
Wait...<|eor|><|sor|>8274746183746252 rows affected.<|eor|><|sor|>out of memory<|eor|><|sor|>what is memory?<|eor|><|sor|>db don't hurt me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoft... | 297 |
programmerhumor | felipunkerito | ht2jhbh | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>SELECT * FROM memories ;<|eor|><|sor|>SELECT * FROM memories WHERE noSleep = 1;
EDIT: This is SQL not the fucking terminal or python, added the closing semi colon.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 290 |
programmerhumor | VARice22 | ht2qzk6 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I... ... actually liked Databases ... it was fun<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 267 |
programmerhumor | iBac0n | ht359tz | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>SELECT * FROM memories ;<|eor|><|sor|>DELETE FROM memories;
Wait...<|eor|><|sor|>8274746183746252 rows affected.<|eor|><|sor|>out of memory<|eor|><|sor|>what is memory?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 249 |
programmerhumor | wikipedia_answer_bot | ht35awh | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>SELECT * FROM memories ;<|eor|><|sor|>DELETE FROM memories;
Wait...<|eor|><|sor|>8274746183746252 rows affected.<|eor|><|sor|>out of memory<|eor|><|sor|>what is memory?<|eor|><|sor|>**Memory is the faculty of the brain by... | 223 |
programmerhumor | wikipedia_answer_bot | ht3ihh0 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>SELECT * FROM memories ;<|eor|><|sor|>DELETE FROM memories;
Wait...<|eor|><|sor|>8274746183746252 rows affected.<|eor|><|sor|>out of memory<|eor|><|sor|>what is memory?<|eor|><|sor|>**Memory is the faculty of the brain by... | 223 |
programmerhumor | mosskin-woast | ht2top6 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>More like, Me when a startup insists on using Mongo on highly coupled, relational data<|eor|><|sor|>This. Model your fucking data! A schemaless DB is not an excuse to skip straight to writing code!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex... | 222 |
programmerhumor | xxVordhosbnxx | ht2i7v7 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I want Anti-SQL, opposite of structured query, like asking pointless questions and hoping the data arrives<|eor|><|sor|>So, you could just query reddit?<|eor|><|sor|>It's like posting a question on r/AskReddit or relations... | 205 |
programmerhumor | Frosty_Eyes | ht38z16 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's hard to keep up<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tl686e7n3ac81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm trying to find a job doing Serverless No-Code NoSQL.
I figure I won't have to do anything at all!<|eor|><|sor|>You misspelled devops<|eor|><|sor|>I feel attacked.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 202 |
programmerhumor | Macadooz___ | 10rv8sy | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont question it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7r2tjc9loufa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49,993 |
programmerhumor | beeteedee | j6y77pv | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont question it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7r2tjc9loufa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Alright, fetch the iron oxide. Its time to redraw this in rust.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,990 |
programmerhumor | riplikash | j6xv4xj | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont question it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7r2tjc9loufa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I still think the best real world analogue to "wizard" is "software developer".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,657 |
programmerhumor | Strostkovy | j6yllxn | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont question it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7r2tjc9loufa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We need an arcane symbol programming language where as the program gets bigger the symbols just get more and more complex<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,298 |
programmerhumor | goodnewsjimdotcom | j6yky1h | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont question it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7r2tjc9loufa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I still think the best real world analogue to "wizard" is "software developer".<|eor|><|sor|>There's different schools of wizardy when it comes to coding.
Java = Your standard Hogwarts by the book.
Javascript = Undomesticate... | 975 |
programmerhumor | nikoberg | j6ypc3c | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont question it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7r2tjc9loufa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We need an arcane symbol programming language where as the program gets bigger the symbols just get more and more complex<|eor|><|sor|>That just gave me an idea for a project I'll spend every other night working on for 3 weeks... | 870 |
programmerhumor | Astrokiwi | j6zabt4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont question it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7r2tjc9loufa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Alright, fetch the iron oxide. Its time to redraw this in rust.<|eor|><|sor|>"I'm more concerned by the giant snake"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 831 |
programmerhumor | netheroth | j70d6p6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont question it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7r2tjc9loufa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Alright, fetch the iron oxide. Its time to redraw this in rust.<|eor|><|sor|>"I'm more concerned by the giant snake"<|eor|><|sor|>"Don't worry, I gave it some clothes to distract it. It's not good at handling threads"<|eor|><|... | 626 |
programmerhumor | KryssCom | j6yfbm3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont question it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7r2tjc9loufa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Alright, fetch the iron oxide. Its time to redraw this in rust.<|eor|><|sor|>10/10 joke, please accept this fake award <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 444 |
programmerhumor | NoEngrish | j6z5gzk | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont question it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7r2tjc9loufa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We need an arcane symbol programming language where as the program gets bigger the symbols just get more and more complex<|eor|><|sor|>That just gave me an idea for a project I'll spend every other night working on for 3 weeks... | 367 |
programmerhumor | Sijder | j6yq2dg | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont question it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7r2tjc9loufa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like there is a book in which the magick system is akin to programming, definitelly triggers something in my mind, but I cant remember the name of it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 317 |
programmerhumor | unphil | j6ysdvq | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont question it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7r2tjc9loufa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like there is a book in which the magick system is akin to programming, definitelly triggers something in my mind, but I cant remember the name of it<|eor|><|sor|>The Wizard's Bane by Rick Cook. Might be better known a... | 241 |
programmerhumor | jpers36 | j6yrmue | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont question it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7r2tjc9loufa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I still think the best real world analogue to "wizard" is "software developer".<|eor|><|sor|>There's different schools of wizardy when it comes to coding.
Java = Your standard Hogwarts by the book.
Javascript = Undomesticate... | 237 |
programmerhumor | duckduckhere | j6yo786 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont question it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7r2tjc9loufa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Definitely, I need Arcane Overflow in my life.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | Dependent-Spiritual | j6yfrgy | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont question it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7r2tjc9loufa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If the spell falls apart without the symbol, then by definition it would be necessary, no? :P<|eor|><|sor|>I think that they meant that it shouldn't be necessary but it still for some unknown reason is<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex... | 213 |
programmerhumor | Salanmander | j6zhtaz | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont question it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7r2tjc9loufa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I still think the best real world analogue to "wizard" is "software developer".<|eor|><|sor|>I teach CS in high school, and my intro spiel goes something like this:
"Most people use computers all the time. Our phones are comp... | 211 |
programmerhumor | The_Real_Slim_Lemon | j6ze9gv | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont question it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7r2tjc9loufa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Theres literally anime about ex software devs being isekaid into anime worlds and dominating the magic scene<|eor|><|sor|>Name?<|eor|><|sor|>It would not surprise if it was I was a programmer, but now I live in a fantasy world... | 181 |
programmerhumor | mosskin-woast | j6z63qa | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont question it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7r2tjc9loufa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I still think the best real world analogue to "wizard" is "software developer".<|eor|><|sor|>There's different schools of wizardy when it comes to coding.
Java = Your standard Hogwarts by the book.
Javascript = Undomesticate... | 180 |
programmerhumor | Aufklarung_Lee | j6yn1gx | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont question it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7r2tjc9loufa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I still think the best real world analogue to "wizard" is "software developer".<|eor|><|sor|>There's different schools of wizardy when it comes to coding.
Java = Your standard Hogwarts by the book.
Javascript = Undomesticate... | 179 |
programmerhumor | tomzorzhu | ah2zlm | <|sols|><|sot|>Why programmers like cooking<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/33zxh2st02b21.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49,980 |
programmerhumor | mr-peabody | eeb6fhq | <|sols|><|sot|>Why programmers like cooking<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/33zxh2st02b21.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Meh, works in my kitchen."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,166 |
programmerhumor | tomzorzhu | eeb22z6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why programmers like cooking<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/33zxh2st02b21.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Generational garbage collection: when you let your kids / parents deal with the trash<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,690 |
programmerhumor | tomzorzhu | eeb000t | <|sols|><|sot|>Why programmers like cooking<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/33zxh2st02b21.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Bonus reply: https://i.imgur.com/xudQXK6.png<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,659 |
programmerhumor | princetrunks | eebhf2z | <|sols|><|sot|>Why programmers like cooking<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/33zxh2st02b21.png<|eol|><|sor|>Client: Complains that it wasn't carrot cake though they only gave a single, dryed out carrot
Programmer: "I would need flour, eggs, sugar and other ingredients as well as more time to work on it"
Client: "What... | 1,252 |
programmerhumor | DrMaxwellEdison | eebxv66 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why programmers like cooking<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/33zxh2st02b21.png<|eol|><|sor|>Client: Complains that it wasn't carrot cake though they only gave a single, dryed out carrot
Programmer: "I would need flour, eggs, sugar and other ingredients as well as more time to work on it"
Client: "What... | 798 |
programmerhumor | EnkiiMuto | eebemau | <|sols|><|sot|>Why programmers like cooking<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/33zxh2st02b21.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Meh, works in my kitchen."<|eor|><|sor|>Basically when people justify their oven settings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 562 |
programmerhumor | captionUnderstanding | eebdh05 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why programmers like cooking<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/33zxh2st02b21.png<|eol|><|sor|>Still, you hack it based on a solution provided by a totally unknown guy in the internet and it works just enough for your use case.<|eor|><|sor|>"For some reason it still works on carrots if you hold it by the bla... | 535 |
programmerhumor | Private-Public | eebc2h2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why programmers like cooking<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/33zxh2st02b21.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Generational garbage collection: when you let your kids / parents deal with the trash<|eoopr|><|sor|>The classic "We don't need a dishwasher, we already have some. They're called kids."<|eo... | 534 |
programmerhumor | KoboldCommando | eeb9p6n | <|sols|><|sot|>Why programmers like cooking<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/33zxh2st02b21.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>C++ is a classic industrial kitchen where everything's nice and orderly and runs well with a disciplined team, but it's a hell of a time doing it all yourself and it needs a long cleaning ses... | 319 |
programmerhumor | CharaNalaar | eebgv1s | <|sols|><|sot|>Why programmers like cooking<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/33zxh2st02b21.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Bonus reply: https://i.imgur.com/xudQXK6.png<|eoopr|><|sor|>You really don't have a carrot?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 290 |
programmerhumor | definestructunion | eebbmpx | <|sols|><|sot|>Why programmers like cooking<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/33zxh2st02b21.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>C++ is a classic industrial kitchen where everything's nice and orderly and runs well with a disciplined team, but it's a hell of a time doing it all yourself and it needs a long cleaning ses... | 260 |
programmerhumor | gremy0 | eebg8ho | <|sols|><|sot|>Why programmers like cooking<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/33zxh2st02b21.png<|eol|><|sor|>The last guy left me with a pot of beef stew. He said it only needed seasoned and reheated, but he's used diced carrots instead of sliced. So I've decided to remake it as a chicken pie. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | Thorbinator | eebhq6a | <|sols|><|sot|>Why programmers like cooking<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/33zxh2st02b21.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Meh, works in my kitchen."<|eor|><|sor|>Basically when people justify their oven settings.<|eor|><|sor|>Oven temperatures are black magic, similar to compiling it again after only changing superficial stuff. <|eor... | 208 |
programmerhumor | Private-Public | eebch1m | <|sols|><|sot|>Why programmers like cooking<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/33zxh2st02b21.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Generational garbage collection: when you let your kids / parents deal with the trash<|eoopr|><|sor|>The classic "We don't need a dishwasher, we already have some. They're called kids."<|eo... | 207 |
programmerhumor | DrDiv | eebh9pi | <|sols|><|sot|>Why programmers like cooking<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/33zxh2st02b21.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Bonus reply: https://i.imgur.com/xudQXK6.png<|eoopr|><|sor|>Oh god the accuracy. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
programmerhumor | taranasus | mdi1r9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me as a:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pdh7x3pcbp61.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49,922 |
programmerhumor | Dmon1Unlimited | gs9uazb | <|sols|><|sot|>Me as a:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pdh7x3pcbp61.png<|eol|><|sor|>All the senior devs left.
And they made me the captain of this sinking ship <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,520 |
programmerhumor | manGotNuts | gs9q692 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me as a:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pdh7x3pcbp61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Major blocker in prod
Junior dev: *gasping for air* *panic mode nonstop* *anxiety incoming*
Senior dev: "how many user use that part of system? Two? Just carry the f on"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 828 |
programmerhumor | taranasus | gs9ud2w | <|sols|><|sot|>Me as a:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pdh7x3pcbp61.png<|eol|><|sor|>All the senior devs left.
And they made me the captain of this sinking ship <|eor|><|soopr|>I am so sorry :(<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 632 |
programmerhumor | ghost_rider_007 | gs9m39s | <|sols|><|sot|>Me as a:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pdh7x3pcbp61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am senior dev but don't have anyone under me. So I still look like the one in first image been a senior dev.
Edit : I did think this will blow up like this. I think I should explain my situation.
I got my new job as a senior softw... | 566 |
programmerhumor | JiggySockJob | gs9omvv | <|sols|><|sot|>Me as a:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pdh7x3pcbp61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just started watching this show. Weird how stuff like that happens.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 440 |
programmerhumor | ckomni | gs9yjkh | <|sols|><|sot|>Me as a:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pdh7x3pcbp61.png<|eol|><|sor|>All the senior devs left.
And they made me the captain of this sinking ship <|eor|><|soopr|>I am so sorry :(<|eoopr|><|sor|>https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/018/459/53697461.jpg
Anyone got any roles for a newly sen... | 428 |
programmerhumor | Dmon1Unlimited | gs9umsp | <|sols|><|sot|>Me as a:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pdh7x3pcbp61.png<|eol|><|sor|>All the senior devs left.
And they made me the captain of this sinking ship <|eor|><|soopr|>I am so sorry :(<|eoopr|><|sor|>https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/018/459/53697461.jpg
Anyone got any roles for a newly sen... | 426 |
programmerhumor | MegaGrimer | gs9y569 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me as a:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pdh7x3pcbp61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just started watching this show. Weird how stuff like that happens.<|eor|><|sor|>What show is this?<|eor|><|sor|>Lost<|eor|><|sor|>Im Lost too. What show is it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 365 |
programmerhumor | DozerNine | gs9wfpd | <|sols|><|sot|>Me as a:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pdh7x3pcbp61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Major blocker in prod
Junior dev: *gasping for air* *panic mode nonstop* *anxiety incoming*
Senior dev: "how many user use that part of system? Two? Just carry the f on"<|eor|><|sor|>This guy Devs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 298 |
programmerhumor | JiggySockJob | gs9qbed | <|sols|><|sot|>Me as a:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pdh7x3pcbp61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just started watching this show. Weird how stuff like that happens.<|eor|><|sor|>What show is this?<|eor|><|sor|>Lost<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 258 |
programmerhumor | MrDude_1 | gs9zt9p | <|sols|><|sot|>Me as a:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pdh7x3pcbp61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Major blocker in prod
Junior dev: *gasping for air* *panic mode nonstop* *anxiety incoming*
Senior dev: "how many user use that part of system? Two? Just carry the f on"<|eor|><|sor|>How does this effect production?
It's the number o... | 206 |
programmerhumor | AnimalPedophile | gs9rgmv | <|sols|><|sot|>Me as a:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pdh7x3pcbp61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am senior dev but don't have anyone under me. So I still look like the one in first image been a senior dev.
Edit : I did think this will blow up like this. I think I should explain my situation.
I got my new job as a senior softw... | 198 |
programmerhumor | felipeatsix | gs9uicf | <|sols|><|sot|>Me as a:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pdh7x3pcbp61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am junior, and I applied to an internal position in a different team for C# dev, the guy didn't want to hire me because he said I still would need some more training and they needed someone ready, I was still offered another positio... | 192 |
programmerhumor | Noughmad | gs9xlni | <|sols|><|sot|>Me as a:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pdh7x3pcbp61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am senior dev but don't have anyone under me. So I still look like the one in first image been a senior dev.
Edit : I did think this will blow up like this. I think I should explain my situation.
I got my new job as a senior softw... | 160 |
programmerhumor | CuntWizard | gsa7g6k | <|sols|><|sot|>Me as a:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pdh7x3pcbp61.png<|eol|><|sor|>All the senior devs left.
And they made me the captain of this sinking ship <|eor|><|soopr|>I am so sorry :(<|eoopr|><|sor|>https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/018/459/53697461.jpg
Anyone got any roles for a newly sen... | 158 |
programmerhumor | IllustriousBedroom91 | gs9q7ap | <|sols|><|sot|>Me as a:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pdh7x3pcbp61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just started watching this show. Weird how stuff like that happens.<|eor|><|sor|>What show is this?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | stanusNat | gs9zhm7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me as a:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pdh7x3pcbp61.png<|eol|><|sor|>All the senior devs left.
And they made me the captain of this sinking ship <|eor|><|sor|>Congrats, it's now your job to make it look as if it wasn't your fault as much as possible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | angrathias | gs9vtkj | <|sols|><|sot|>Me as a:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pdh7x3pcbp61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am junior, and I applied to an internal position in a different team for C# dev, the guy didn't want to hire me because he said I still would need some more training and they needed someone ready, I was still offered another positio... | 142 |
programmerhumor | dudeofmoose | gs9kpix | <|sols|><|sot|>Me as a:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pdh7x3pcbp61.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I already tried, but it appears I've lost lost.
*Lost would make an excellent name for a programming language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 121 |
programmerhumor | albenis99 | sp61vj | <|sols|><|sot|>The best answer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4ywl9am870h81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49,901 |
programmerhumor | Casporo | hwd2tck | <|sols|><|sot|>The best answer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4ywl9am870h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Rush B.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 674 |
programmerhumor | Caps_and_Hats | hwd2du2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The best answer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4ywl9am870h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well if it is a job that deals with legacy code ig its fine. Sine your cs background is so old its already dust.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 511 |
programmerhumor | who_you_are | hwd5zee | <|sols|><|sot|>The best answer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4ywl9am870h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Rush B.<|eor|><|sor|>_here we go again. The rush B but actually rush A_
_rush A_
_Bomb has been planted_
uh? Fuuuuu
_rush B_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 258 |
programmerhumor | _captaincool | hwdeymw | <|sols|><|sot|>The best answer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4ywl9am870h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im basically an expert in cs strats and best practices. I know the texture packs, mods, and physics like the back of my hands. Have you heard about peeking corner?
Recruiter: yeah I know some of those words, Im a technical rec... | 221 |
programmerhumor | stomah | hwd4zz7 | <|sols|><|sot|>The best answer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4ywl9am870h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>should have desktop icons on top<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 205 |
programmerhumor | Eyes_and_teeth | hwdnp0i | <|sols|><|sot|>The best answer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4ywl9am870h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Interviewer: I see you have indicated you have NoSQL experience in your resume.
Me: That's right. I don't have any experience with SQL at all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | xibme | hwdjfu4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The best answer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4ywl9am870h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Beta 1.3? When the m4 still had a scope and the silencer was fixed? They removed it somewhere around Beta 5. I was quite surprised not to zoom and shoot but watching the silencer animation for the rest of... | 153 |
programmerhumor | Existing-Dog4513 | hwdpg5d | <|sols|><|sot|>The best answer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4ywl9am870h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Rush B.<|eor|><|sor|>_here we go again. The rush B but actually rush A_
_rush A_
_Bomb has been planted_
uh? Fuuuuu
_rush B_<|eor|><|sor|>They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them, I have a theore... | 113 |
programmerhumor | tmntfever | hwdjxkv | <|sols|><|sot|>The best answer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4ywl9am870h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im basically an expert in cs strats and best practices. I know the texture packs, mods, and physics like the back of my hands. Have you heard about peeking corner?
Recruiter: yeah I know some of those words, Im a technical rec... | 101 |
programmerhumor | ComprehensiveTop5859 | hwdbfwt | <|sols|><|sot|>The best answer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4ywl9am870h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>about 20 years of experience<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmerhumor | albenis99 | hwdfg68 | <|sols|><|sot|>The best answer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4ywl9am870h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well if it is a job that deals with legacy code ig its fine. Sine your cs background is so old its already dust.<|eor|><|soopr|>totally agree.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programmerhumor | troll_berserker | hwdnue3 | <|sols|><|sot|>The best answer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4ywl9am870h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>should have desktop icons on top<|eor|><|sor|>Easy missed opportunity for a double pun.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmerhumor | itsdr00 | hwdrsio | <|sols|><|sot|>The best answer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4ywl9am870h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Beta 1.3? When the m4 still had a scope and the silencer was fixed? They removed it somewhere around Beta 5. I was quite surprised not to zoom and shoot but watching the silencer animation for the rest of... | 70 |
programmerhumor | albenis99 | hwdgfm4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The best answer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4ywl9am870h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Rush B.<|eor|><|soopr|>the worst thing is when you are going to rush B , meanwhile rest of the team are rushing to A <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmerhumor | rg25 | hwdd0yx | <|sols|><|sot|>The best answer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4ywl9am870h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Abramov seems like the type of guy who never played CS but would write this tweet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmerhumor | Y5K77G | hwdx0dw | <|sols|><|sot|>The best answer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4ywl9am870h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>about 20 years of experience<|eor|><|sor|>20 years and still Silver I<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmerhumor | CheviOk | hwdy08u | <|sols|><|sot|>The best answer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4ywl9am870h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Rush B.<|eor|><|sor|>_here we go again. The rush B but actually rush A_
_rush A_
_Bomb has been planted_
uh? Fuuuuu
_rush B_<|eor|><|sor|>Aleksib is tactical genius. He is most know of his signature tactic "going B, but the... | 35 |
programmerhumor | _BMS | hwdnhoe | <|sols|><|sot|>The best answer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4ywl9am870h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Rush B.<|eor|><|soopr|>the worst thing is when you are going to rush B , meanwhile rest of the team are rushing to A <|eoopr|><|sor|>If the rest of the team is rushing A, you should probably also be going to A.<|eor|><|eols|>... | 34 |
programmerhumor | nosam56 | vz8t4y | <|soss|><|sot|>It's official boys, I'm a real programmer now<|eot|><|sost|>Just accidentally deleted every single entry in our production database. At 4:50pm. And i fucked up the backup, so we have to wait till tomorrow for someone to do a system restore.
Edit: 3 old men with very nice beards were very kind to me an... | 49,890 |
programmerhumor | wineblood | ig7372g | <|soss|><|sot|>It's official boys, I'm a real programmer now<|eot|><|sost|>Just accidentally deleted every single entry in our production database. At 4:50pm. And i fucked up the backup, so we have to wait till tomorrow for someone to do a system restore.
Edit: 3 old men with very nice beards were very kind to me an... | 14,973 |
programmerhumor | realzequel | ig72a5q | <|soss|><|sot|>It's official boys, I'm a real programmer now<|eot|><|sost|>Just accidentally deleted every single entry in our production database. At 4:50pm. And i fucked up the backup, so we have to wait till tomorrow for someone to do a system restore.
Edit: 3 old men with very nice beards were very kind to me an... | 7,220 |
programmerhumor | Alediran | ig77beo | <|soss|><|sot|>It's official boys, I'm a real programmer now<|eot|><|sost|>Just accidentally deleted every single entry in our production database. At 4:50pm. And i fucked up the backup, so we have to wait till tomorrow for someone to do a system restore.
Edit: 3 old men with very nice beards were very kind to me an... | 5,257 |
programmerhumor | nosam56 | ig78c9m | <|soss|><|sot|>It's official boys, I'm a real programmer now<|eot|><|sost|>Just accidentally deleted every single entry in our production database. At 4:50pm. And i fucked up the backup, so we have to wait till tomorrow for someone to do a system restore.
Edit: 3 old men with very nice beards were very kind to me an... | 4,890 |
programmerhumor | oxwilder | ig73ljm | <|soss|><|sot|>It's official boys, I'm a real programmer now<|eot|><|sost|>Just accidentally deleted every single entry in our production database. At 4:50pm. And i fucked up the backup, so we have to wait till tomorrow for someone to do a system restore.
Edit: 3 old men with very nice beards were very kind to me an... | 3,367 |
programmerhumor | dicaela10 | ig77wr8 | <|soss|><|sot|>It's official boys, I'm a real programmer now<|eot|><|sost|>Just accidentally deleted every single entry in our production database. At 4:50pm. And i fucked up the backup, so we have to wait till tomorrow for someone to do a system restore.
Edit: 3 old men with very nice beards were very kind to me an... | 3,188 |
programmerhumor | Titans8Den | ig7dl4i | <|soss|><|sot|>It's official boys, I'm a real programmer now<|eot|><|sost|>Just accidentally deleted every single entry in our production database. At 4:50pm. And i fucked up the backup, so we have to wait till tomorrow for someone to do a system restore.
Edit: 3 old men with very nice beards were very kind to me an... | 2,201 |
programmerhumor | Abangranga | ig7556z | <|soss|><|sot|>It's official boys, I'm a real programmer now<|eot|><|sost|>Just accidentally deleted every single entry in our production database. At 4:50pm. And i fucked up the backup, so we have to wait till tomorrow for someone to do a system restore.
Edit: 3 old men with very nice beards were very kind to me an... | 1,830 |
programmerhumor | OverlordPhalanx | ig7c8oq | <|soss|><|sot|>It's official boys, I'm a real programmer now<|eot|><|sost|>Just accidentally deleted every single entry in our production database. At 4:50pm. And i fucked up the backup, so we have to wait till tomorrow for someone to do a system restore.
Edit: 3 old men with very nice beards were very kind to me an... | 1,648 |
programmerhumor | nosam56 | ig7dj80 | <|soss|><|sot|>It's official boys, I'm a real programmer now<|eot|><|sost|>Just accidentally deleted every single entry in our production database. At 4:50pm. And i fucked up the backup, so we have to wait till tomorrow for someone to do a system restore.
Edit: 3 old men with very nice beards were very kind to me an... | 1,499 |
programmerhumor | Accomplished_Sir_861 | ig78j9k | <|soss|><|sot|>It's official boys, I'm a real programmer now<|eot|><|sost|>Just accidentally deleted every single entry in our production database. At 4:50pm. And i fucked up the backup, so we have to wait till tomorrow for someone to do a system restore.
Edit: 3 old men with very nice beards were very kind to me an... | 1,486 |
programmerhumor | hiddenforreasonsSV | ig70p2o | <|soss|><|sot|>It's official boys, I'm a real programmer now<|eot|><|sost|>Just accidentally deleted every single entry in our production database. At 4:50pm. And i fucked up the backup, so we have to wait till tomorrow for someone to do a system restore.
Edit: 3 old men with very nice beards were very kind to me an... | 1,376 |
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