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programmerhumor
frikilinux2
javbxt1
<|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everything runs doom. Even digital cameras.<|eor|><|sor|>Even Doom runs Doom.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
422
programmerhumor
palordrolap
javh7a6
<|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Computer Engineer: *I've connected my 1990s Macbook to it and given it a computer virus*<|eor|><|sor|>Obligatory: They explain that in a deleted scene (or a scene I've forgotten is in the real film). All modern Earth technology derives from the crashed Roswell craft, so is compatible because it's the same technology.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
418
programmerhumor
neuromancertr
javsr0x
<|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I pretty sure whatever civilisation we will encounter, they will have the exact same, perfectly compatible version of doom<|eor|><|sor|>of course, because omega brain John Carmack is the creator of the singularity and also the big bang.<|eor|><|sor|>The universal constant<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
316
programmerhumor
aCasualGoon
jav82ps
<|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Quite an achievement if you think about it. Because there is no way they use IEEE 754 floats.<|eor|><|sor|>IEEE is inevitable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
275
programmerhumor
starlulz
javj3io
<|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Computer Engineer: *I've connected my 1990s Macbook to it and given it a computer virus*<|eor|><|sor|>Obligatory: They explain that in a deleted scene (or a scene I've forgotten is in the real film). All modern Earth technology derives from the crashed Roswell craft, so is compatible because it's the same technology.<|eor|><|sor|>which is also kinda funny when you consider the fundamental technology of binary computing had already been in development for decades, and Eniac, the first "modern" computer, debuted in 1945 -- two years *before* the Roswell incident<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
267
programmerhumor
avnothdmi
jaw7xp1
<|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I pretty sure whatever civilisation we will encounter, they will have the exact same, perfectly compatible version of doom<|eor|><|sor|>of course, because omega brain John Carmack is the creator of the singularity and also the big bang.<|eor|><|sor|>The universal constant<|eor|><|sor|>*Johnstant<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
217
programmerhumor
Jonathan20126
jav873l
<|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Quite an achievement if you think about it. Because there is no way they use IEEE 754 floats.<|eor|><|sor|>Bullshit. IEEE IS OMNIPRESENT<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
184
programmerhumor
JoustyMe
javhzp7
<|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If it can play audio, you play never gonna give you up. If it has a display, you play bad apple. And if it can execute code, YOU RUN DOOM<|eor|><|sor|>It does not have to have display. It just needs something that can act like pixels.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
181
programmerhumor
NekoLu
javit3c
<|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everything runs doom. Even digital cameras.<|eor|><|sor|>Also a pregnancy test running doom<|eor|><|sor|>Too bad it was just a screen. They used external hardware to run doom, and only screen from test<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
154
programmerhumor
hmaltr
javb0n0
<|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>In no time it will be blasting bad apple<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
150
programmerhumor
fonix232
jaw7zjx
<|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I pretty sure whatever civilisation we will encounter, they will have the exact same, perfectly compatible version of doom<|eor|><|sor|>I can imagine like the comic but its aliens and a human laptop "i got Hakija running on it."<|eor|><|sor|>Human walks in. "What is Hakija?" Scene cut to the laptop running a game that is virtually identical to Doom but slightly different in graphics/sounds to account for cultural and biological differences.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
150
programmerhumor
ChickenChaser5
javvov5
<|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If it can play audio, you play never gonna give you up. If it has a display, you play bad apple. And if it can execute code, YOU RUN DOOM<|eor|><|sor|>But if it plays audio and video together, then you gotta play the [Gandalf Jam](https://youtu.be/G1IbRujko-A), multiple screens if possible.<|eor|><|sor|>Literally the first thing that happened when I installed wallpaper engine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
149
programmerhumor
raadted
javbyq6
<|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Mfs wake up and run Doom on a single Capacitor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
141
programmerhumor
Riyzen4
usxhre
<|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43,956
programmerhumor
ghost_rider_007
i96l0mp
<|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Here me spending closer to 2 months with no project. Last client abandoned the project due to budget limitations. So all day I can do anything.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,849
programmerhumor
Big-Veterinarian-823
i96o7yq
<|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Currently owning a feature with no direction due to being blocked. No other stuff assigned to me. Definitely not working those full 40 hours a week and never want to. I do feel guilty, but I try and remind myself that no one on their death bed ever said: "I wish I had worked more"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,563
programmerhumor
MkemCZ
i96hkoq
<|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That can happen in the office, too. And if tamed properly (eg. 5-15 minutes of gameplay between tasks), this can be a healthy rest leading to being more productive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,275
programmerhumor
DumbThrowawayNames
i96t1y6
<|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>lol yes. Just gotta make sure to occasionally jiggle the mouse on the work laptop so I stay present on Teams<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
936
programmerhumor
Sawertynn
i96ja3f
<|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Honest questions, is it okay to do so? I feel guilty doing other stuff but I can't help it :(<|eor|><|sor|>If you get your job done, it's perfectly ok. Think of it like that: your employer doesn't really care if you work 24/7 or 2 hours in a week, only is the task is finished on time. So when you're not called out for "underperforming" you're good.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
909
programmerhumor
NopeH22a
i96l02g
<|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That can happen in the office, too. And if tamed properly (eg. 5-15 minutes of gameplay between tasks), this can be a healthy rest leading to being more productive.<|eor|><|sor|>1 more game then I'll get back to it...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
748
programmerhumor
ky0kulll
i96ij3k
<|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Honest questions, is it okay to do so? I feel guilty doing other stuff but I can't help it :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
636
programmerhumor
Affectionate-Boot-96
i96du5e
<|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me in sales doing the absolute same thing after 1 call and optionally 1 email: <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
494
programmerhumor
ABAKES7
i96zujz
<|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>lol yes. Just gotta make sure to occasionally jiggle the mouse on the work laptop so I stay present on Teams<|eor|><|sor|>Have you found it inconsistent? Sometimes itll stay green for 1-2 hours straight, sometimes itll go yellow *while Im working.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
473
programmerhumor
Ayanami_Sora
i96men0
<|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Honest questions, is it okay to do so? I feel guilty doing other stuff but I can't help it :(<|eor|><|sor|>If you get your job done, it's perfectly ok. Think of it like that: your employer doesn't really care if you work 24/7 or 2 hours in a week, only is the task is finished on time. So when you're not called out for "underperforming" you're good.<|eor|><|sor|>some do care. Because when you finish work in 2 hours, they'll give you more.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
459
programmerhumor
pique_blinders
i96n22v
<|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Honest questions, is it okay to do so? I feel guilty doing other stuff but I can't help it :(<|eor|><|sor|>If you get your job done, it's perfectly ok. Think of it like that: your employer doesn't really care if you work 24/7 or 2 hours in a week, only is the task is finished on time. So when you're not called out for "underperforming" you're good.<|eor|><|sor|>some do care. Because when you finish work in 2 hours, they'll give you more.<|eor|><|sor|>No need to report as soon as you finished. Take your time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
456
programmerhumor
partypoison43
i96lon3
<|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm too bored that I'm starting to think to work 2 jobs now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
445
programmerhumor
lungdart
i970lhz
<|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Here me spending closer to 2 months with no project. Last client abandoned the project due to budget limitations. So all day I can do anything.<|eor|><|sor|>I had no duties for over a year while I waited for the hardware team to get a working board out for my firmware. Lots of anxiety came with it for some reason, but at least I had the time to bake the code and build systems as cool as possible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
427
programmerhumor
xDreamSkillzxX
i96pzg1
<|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Honest questions, is it okay to do so? I feel guilty doing other stuff but I can't help it :(<|eor|><|sor|>If you get your job done, it's perfectly ok. Think of it like that: your employer doesn't really care if you work 24/7 or 2 hours in a week, only is the task is finished on time. So when you're not called out for "underperforming" you're good.<|eor|><|sor|>some do care. Because when you finish work in 2 hours, they'll give you more.<|eor|><|sor|>No need to report as soon as you finished. Take your time.<|eor|><|sor|>My new boss told me: "If we schedule a task for 8 hrs and you complete it in 6 hrs and then just write down 8 hrs. You can leave early then. Ofc it's the opposite when it takes 12 hrs instead of 8 hrs." The client pays for solving the problem, not for how long it took to solve the problem. If it takes 5 mins, that's fine. If it takes 20 hrs, then that's fine too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
395
programmerhumor
CryptoSnake98
i973neo
<|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Pomodoro. 25 minutes intense gaming. 5 minutes relaxing work.<|eor|><|sor|>The way we remember Sun Tzu for his wisdom the same way we'll remember rclong1221 some day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
383
programmerhumor
LankySeat
i96rjvd
<|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Here me spending closer to 2 months with no project. Last client abandoned the project due to budget limitations. So all day I can do anything.<|eor|><|sor|>Y'all hiring JavaScript devs?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
325
programmerhumor
QuickbuyingGf
i96vkk6
<|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Here me spending closer to 2 months with no project. Last client abandoned the project due to budget limitations. So all day I can do anything.<|eor|><|sor|>Y'all hiring JavaScript devs?<|eor|><|sor|>Calling yourself a Js-dev is literally the worst position you can put yourself in in tech, because you bring zero unique value to the table. When someone asks you what languages you're fit in, the answer is supposed to be "I don't give a fuck what you need me to work in". If you're competent in just one single language, and that language is the one every idiot is fluent in, you lost. Context: currently playing company-building in a consulting company. If you applied at our company and your value proposition is "I'm a js-dev", you'll either be laughed out of the room or you start with the lowest pay of the company, because that reflects your apparent level of competence. Note: I don't mean this insulting in any way, this is well meant advice from someone with the perspective to give it. /edit: well, this comment *really* gets people going. *Of course* someone who has deep proficiency in Js is valuable, the people who are trying to explain this to me (or the world) are missing the point. Gladly, lots of people very much *do* get my point, so the time I've spent writing the comment wasn't completely wasted. Have a nice day everyone!<|eor|><|sor|>I've gotten answers like that many times from new devs. "Sorry i never worked in that language" or "i'm not the creative type". Bruh its not like i studied design either but i can at least shit some half functional out and im flexible enough to work with new stuff<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
320
programmerhumor
Key-Cucumber-1919
i96jxly
<|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me in sales doing the absolute same thing after 1 call and optionally 1 email: <|eor|><|sor|>But we __absolutely need to__ work for 8 hours a day, 5 days per week, right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
286
programmerhumor
Galastique
svz8r7
<|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43,950
programmerhumor
kraig00666
hxj5hak
<|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My first coding class in college (Java, 5.5 years ago) our teacher made us hand write our code for the first half of the semester. No editor at all. Most insane shit Ive ever done. Then we had to use Eclipse and I was excited about that lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,819
programmerhumor
Dark_Reapper_98
hxj7rg6
<|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>We had to use jgrasp for Java in my highschool<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,788
programmerhumor
utkarsh_dev
hxj6ytd
<|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Turbo C++ gang represent<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,052
programmerhumor
Gharyl
hxj848o
<|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My professor encouraged us to use Vim. Ah.good times.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
872
programmerhumor
zR0B3ry2VAiH
hxj8nka
<|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My first coding class in college (Java, 5.5 years ago) our teacher made us hand write our code for the first half of the semester. No editor at all. Most insane shit Ive ever done. Then we had to use Eclipse and I was excited about that lol<|eor|><|sor|>Fucking Netbeans and typing code off of sheets of paper in 2005... Made me hate programming.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
722
programmerhumor
MrBrickBreak
hxj5sbq
<|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>We got IJ Ultimate subscriptions. I through they were being cruel, getting us hooked on the good stuff. Well jokes on them, I'm an OutSystems dev now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
664
programmerhumor
Hit4Hit
hxj6x4j
<|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I give students a choice but I recommend Spyder. Its cool and makes me think of Spider-man.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
655
programmerhumor
4zulote
hxjibii
<|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>good ol code::blocks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
518
programmerhumor
BunFunBunni
hxj4kjm
<|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Y'all out here using legit IDE's while I'm chilling in literal notepad (not ++) and TechSmart :o<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
436
programmerhumor
powertrip00
hxj810g
<|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My first Java teacher made us use JGrasp. J G R A S P<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
434
programmerhumor
bocceballbarry
hxjfeic
<|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Just ignore them and use VSCode lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
422
programmerhumor
Yesica-Haircut
hxjmcfo
<|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>We got IJ Ultimate subscriptions. I through they were being cruel, getting us hooked on the good stuff. Well jokes on them, I'm an OutSystems dev now<|eor|><|sor|>Seriously. I got a personal license for intellij and all my coworkers use VScode / Tableplus. I'm over here like "oh let me just autocomplete this table name in this .sql file while auto-importing dependencies in this .ts file right next to it. Hmm maybe I'll just visualize this gis data in the same program that I'm managing my docker images." I feel like a super hero. My IDE also provides like 15 percent of my code review feedback to my coworkers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
397
programmerhumor
CaptainPunisher
hxjbl3c
<|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My professor encouraged us to use Vim. Ah.good times.<|eor|><|sor|>We were taught to use VIM, too, with the understanding that we would almost always be able to use it on any system we were programming on. After we were comfortable and could easily use it, we could use a real IDE. I think all of my professors still used VIM in class, and I still like it, but I'm not opposed to using an IDE.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
394
programmerhumor
Dennaldo
hxjbbce
<|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Turbo C++ gang represent<|eor|><|sor|>Borland C++ <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
388
programmerhumor
UltraCarnivore
hxkf0f9
<|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>We had to use jgrasp for Java in my highschool<|eor|><|sor|>Moved from Eclipse (hobby) to JGrasp for college and hated it at first. Now it's just kinda whatever<|eor|><|sor|>Stockholm Syndrome<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
353
programmerhumor
macman1901
hxjcdpp
<|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My first coding class in college (Java, 5.5 years ago) our teacher made us hand write our code for the first half of the semester. No editor at all. Most insane shit Ive ever done. Then we had to use Eclipse and I was excited about that lol<|eor|><|sor|>Fucking Netbeans and typing code off of sheets of paper in 2005... Made me hate programming.<|eor|><|sor|>My professor forced us to use Netbeans in 2021 . I ended up using VS Code instead for the assignments.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
348
programmerhumor
SPAZING0UT
hxj4t2a
<|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I can confirm. My first programming class my teacher had us write code on the windows built in notepad. I came to really like coding then but realized the teacher was total garbage haha.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
326
programmerhumor
Quietparrot369
hxje56p
<|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>We had to use jgrasp for Java in my highschool<|eor|><|sor|>Moved from Eclipse (hobby) to JGrasp for college and hated it at first. Now it's just kinda whatever<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
272
programmerhumor
codesmash
hxjogyw
<|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>We got IJ Ultimate subscriptions. I through they were being cruel, getting us hooked on the good stuff. Well jokes on them, I'm an OutSystems dev now<|eor|><|sor|>Seriously. I got a personal license for intellij and all my coworkers use VScode / Tableplus. I'm over here like "oh let me just autocomplete this table name in this .sql file while auto-importing dependencies in this .ts file right next to it. Hmm maybe I'll just visualize this gis data in the same program that I'm managing my docker images." I feel like a super hero. My IDE also provides like 15 percent of my code review feedback to my coworkers.<|eor|><|sor|>I get flexed on for how fast vscode loads but IntelliJ runs circles around it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
201
programmerhumor
sohxm7
oi0ta4
<|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43,902
programmerhumor
Sceptz
h4sm5zp
<|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>^(I) see &#x200B; **nothing** ***wrong*** &#x200B; &#x200B; `with` # your post Keep up the great work!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,822
programmerhumor
coladict
h4sk6o7
<|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>She actually has more text in this meme, but it's in the right column and white without an outline. edit: fixed typo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
580
programmerhumor
alanbosco
h4smupq
<|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>display: grid;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
567
programmerhumor
blending-tea
h4solay
<|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>^(I) see &#x200B; **nothing** ***wrong*** &#x200B; &#x200B; `with` # your post Keep up the great work!<|eor|><|sor|>I^think^something Is with you p #wrong ost Is^'nt^it^?^?^?^?^?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
529
programmerhumor
thewii_
h4srk2x
<|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>display: grid;<|eor|><|sor|>this solves 99% of my problems, the other 1% is flexbox.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
320
programmerhumor
IlyaBoykoProgr
h4shllk
<|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ok good one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
289
programmerhumor
RentierTech
h4slw90
<|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>eew, css elements with fixed height and width. mobile devices would like to have a talk with you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
278
programmerhumor
SergioEduP
h4ss2to
<|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>^(I) see &#x200B; **nothing** ***wrong*** &#x200B; &#x200B; `with` # your post Keep up the great work!<|eor|><|sor|>I^think^something Is with you p #wrong ost Is^'nt^it^?^?^?^?^?<|eor|><|sor|>No css ugly af page gang rise up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
227
programmerhumor
jagungal1
h4suqsp
<|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>^(I) see &#x200B; **nothing** ***wrong*** &#x200B; &#x200B; `with` # your post Keep up the great work!<|eor|><|sor|>I^think^something Is with you p #wrong ost Is^'nt^it^?^?^?^?^?<|eor|><|sor|>No css ugly af page gang rise up.<|eor|><|sor|>If you're trying to learn something, the ugly pages are either goldmines for information or full of crazy shit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
140
programmerhumor
LostTeleporter
h4sp17i
<|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>display: grid;<|eor|><|sor|>This is the way<|eor|><|sor|>##This Is The Way Leaderboard **1.** `u/Flat-Yogurtcloset293` **475775** times. **2.** `u/GMEshares` **27047** times. **3.** `u/_RryanT` **22744** times. .. **185768.** `u/ENdurnc3` **1** times. --- ^(^beep ^boop ^I ^am ^a ^bot ^and ^this ^action ^was ^performed ^automatically.)<|eor|><|sor|>This wfh thing is leaving devs with a LOT of free time it seems.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
110
programmerhumor
QuantumQuantonium
h4spop4
<|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's actually pretty impressive that you put white text over an image, while keeping the full image on the page<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
102
programmerhumor
buttman4lyf
h4sm2r4
<|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>eew, css elements with fixed height and width. mobile devices would like to have a talk with you<|eor|><|sor|>*@media enters the chat*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
88
programmerhumor
ENdurnc3
h4somj8
<|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>display: grid;<|eor|><|sor|>This is the way<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
82
programmerhumor
TheDroidNextDoor
h4somyv
<|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>display: grid;<|eor|><|sor|>This is the way<|eor|><|sor|>##This Is The Way Leaderboard **1.** `u/Flat-Yogurtcloset293` **475775** times. **2.** `u/GMEshares` **27047** times. **3.** `u/_RryanT` **22744** times. .. **185768.** `u/ENdurnc3` **1** times. --- ^(^beep ^boop ^I ^am ^a ^bot ^and ^this ^action ^was ^performed ^automatically.)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
69
programmerhumor
eib
h4su6wb
<|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>display: grid;<|eor|><|sor|>Not that it matters in many cases, but I believe grid isn't compatible with IE.<|eor|><|sor|>Features not being compatible with IE is a story as old as time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
63
programmerhumor
RespectableLurker555
h4t668f
<|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>^(I) see &#x200B; **nothing** ***wrong*** &#x200B; &#x200B; `with` # your post Keep up the great work!<|eor|><|sor|>I^think^something Is with you p #wrong ost Is^'nt^it^?^?^?^?^?<|eor|><|sor|>No css ugly af page gang rise up.<|eor|><|sor|>If you're trying to learn something, the ugly pages are either goldmines for information or full of crazy shit.<|eor|><|sor|> T C I U M B E E<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
62
programmerhumor
matt1155
h4snh7b
<|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take my angry, yet justified center align center upvote!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
56
programmerhumor
tarheelsrule441
bvdrhd
<|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43,872
programmerhumor
DisDooGistSaid
eporvpn
<|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then the next one can be j;<|eor|><|sor|>And then k;<|eor|><|sor|>When my girl gets pregnant we just name it temp and get an abortion.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,619
programmerhumor
FreeViruses
epocsa1
<|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then the next one can be j;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,607
programmerhumor
etnguyen03
epom0wk
<|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then the next one can be j;<|eor|><|sor|>And then k;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,267
programmerhumor
FreeViruses
eposwk5
<|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then the next one can be j;<|eor|><|sor|>And then k;<|eor|><|sor|>When my girl gets pregnant we just name it temp and get an abortion.<|eor|><|sor|>Have you tried C#? It has built in garbage collection...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,148
programmerhumor
fallenmonk
epogtxp
<|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh that's easy. child_2019_~~1~~0<|eor|><|sor|>child_2019_final_REAL_FINAL_20190531T180935.human<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
864
programmerhumor
discobrisco
epoft1r
<|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh that's easy. child_2019_~~1~~0<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
757
programmerhumor
betrok
epoh4ww
<|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just generate a UUID so you will have a very small chance of collision without any synchronization.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
731
programmerhumor
captainAwesomePants
epol5yk
<|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Give your kid a name that will make it through an AI rsum filter. Also name them alphabetically so when someone sorts your kids, they always end up in age order.<|eor|><|sor|>So... make it null?<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, shit no. I've read horror stories about a guy named 'Null'. For similar reasons, never EVER name your kid 'Con'.<|eor|><|sor|>Why con?<|eor|><|sor|>Because it's a weird name and he'll probably change it one day, and nobody wants to hire an ex-Con.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
610
programmerhumor
ign1fy
epog3hb
<|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Give your kid a name that will make it through an AI rsum filter. Also name them alphabetically so when someone sorts your kids, they always end up in age order.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
475
programmerhumor
Lonelan
epolhvq
<|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> for i in wife:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
294
programmerhumor
DeeSnow97
epoja63
<|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just generate a UUID so you will have a very small chance of collision without any synchronization.<|eor|><|sor|>At 122 bits that "very small chance" is small enough that if it happens you should start worrying about cryptography<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
280
programmerhumor
OmiSC
epouy1s
<|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then the next one can be j;<|eor|><|sor|>And then k;<|eor|><|sor|>When my girl gets pregnant we just name it temp and get an abortion.<|eor|><|sor|>Have you tried C#? It has built in garbage collection...<|eor|><|sor|>Also Java!<|eor|><|sor|>Aren't NullPointerExceptions kind of like missing chromosomes?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
274
programmerhumor
sonstone
epoj90m
<|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Little Bobby Tables of course<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
239
programmerhumor
DeeSnow97
eposw9q
<|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just generate a UUID so you will have a very small chance of collision without any synchronization.<|eor|><|sor|>At 122 bits that "very small chance" is small enough that if it happens you should start worrying about cryptography<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Up to 2^61<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
234
programmerhumor
ign1fy
epogmnf
<|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Give your kid a name that will make it through an AI rsum filter. Also name them alphabetically so when someone sorts your kids, they always end up in age order.<|eor|><|sor|>So... make it null?<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, shit no. I've read horror stories about a guy named 'Null'. For similar reasons, never EVER name your kid 'Con'.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
232
programmerhumor
catsRawesome123
epogbr1
<|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Give your kid a name that will make it through an AI rsum filter. Also name them alphabetically so when someone sorts your kids, they always end up in age order.<|eor|><|sor|>So... make it null?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
200
programmerhumor
orangeKaiju
eponjyv
<|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh that's easy. child_2019_~~1~~0<|eor|><|sor|>All my children shall be named in the following format: YYYYMMDD_N Where YYYY is the four digit year, MM two digit month, DD two digit day, and N is a sequential integer determined by order of child birth (in cases where 2 or more children are delivered in a single birth). Advantages to this scheme: I will never forget the child's birthday or age and and all files (photos, documents, etc) relating to the children will sort nicely by child.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
198
programmerhumor
Deep-Ad591
v1g7fy
<|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43,807
programmerhumor
wooshuwu
iamb3ho
<|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I really wish i could put googling as a skill on my resume because it honestly is one of my skills<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,070
programmerhumor
99DogsButAPugAintOne
iambhkv
<|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I really wish i could put googling as a skill on my resume because it honestly is one of my skills<|eor|><|sor|>I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Advanced Googling and dorking are legitimate skills. How legitimate you ask? EC-Council tests advanced Googling as a means Open Source Intel Gathering (OSINT) for their Certified Ethical Hacker cert. Google dorking has its own section within the Exploit DB and it has been abused to find password files, sensitive info, and PII to name a few. With just a few advanced search features, you enhance your ability to find information ten fold. Don't let anyone tell you that's not a skill. Anyone can Google. Few do it well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
854
programmerhumor
AdultingGoneMild
iamhj26
<|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>fuck you for making this a gif. I thought I was dying for a second<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
390
programmerhumor
VioletCrow
iamq5w9
<|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I really wish i could put googling as a skill on my resume because it honestly is one of my skills<|eor|><|sor|>I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Advanced Googling and dorking are legitimate skills. How legitimate you ask? EC-Council tests advanced Googling as a means Open Source Intel Gathering (OSINT) for their Certified Ethical Hacker cert. Google dorking has its own section within the Exploit DB and it has been abused to find password files, sensitive info, and PII to name a few. With just a few advanced search features, you enhance your ability to find information ten fold. Don't let anyone tell you that's not a skill. Anyone can Google. Few do it well.<|eor|><|sor|>Wild that query optimization is seen as a skill when it comes to SQL or something but not when it comes to search engines like google.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
315
programmerhumor
xthexder
iamxf2x
<|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I really wish i could put googling as a skill on my resume because it honestly is one of my skills<|eor|><|sor|>I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Advanced Googling and dorking are legitimate skills. How legitimate you ask? EC-Council tests advanced Googling as a means Open Source Intel Gathering (OSINT) for their Certified Ethical Hacker cert. Google dorking has its own section within the Exploit DB and it has been abused to find password files, sensitive info, and PII to name a few. With just a few advanced search features, you enhance your ability to find information ten fold. Don't let anyone tell you that's not a skill. Anyone can Google. Few do it well.<|eor|><|sor|>Wild that query optimization is seen as a skill when it comes to SQL or something but not when it comes to search engines like google.<|eor|><|sor|>Search Query Optimization seems like something you could write on a resume<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
216
programmerhumor
DiscordBondsmith
ian2pfy
<|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I really wish i could put googling as a skill on my resume because it honestly is one of my skills<|eor|><|sor|>I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Advanced Googling and dorking are legitimate skills. How legitimate you ask? EC-Council tests advanced Googling as a means Open Source Intel Gathering (OSINT) for their Certified Ethical Hacker cert. Google dorking has its own section within the Exploit DB and it has been abused to find password files, sensitive info, and PII to name a few. With just a few advanced search features, you enhance your ability to find information ten fold. Don't let anyone tell you that's not a skill. Anyone can Google. Few do it well.<|eor|><|sor|>Wild that query optimization is seen as a skill when it comes to SQL or something but not when it comes to search engines like google.<|eor|><|sor|>Search Query Optimization seems like something you could write on a resume<|eor|><|sor|>You'd have 90% people think you wrote Search Engine Optimization<|eor|><|sor|>"Search Engine Query Optimization" to really throw people for a loop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
128
programmerhumor
JPhi1618
iamo7os
<|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>We got a resume, and under the heading of Education, it just said The Internet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
119
programmerhumor
ThePfeiff
iamin6n
<|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Hiring Manager: "So, it says here that you have experience in web development. Can you tell me more about that?" Me: *Makes direct eye contact* "Do you know anything about hackers?" *Climbs on to table looming over HM* "Can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace?!" *Grabs HM by lapels* "Ever read Neuromancer!?" *Lifts HM so that we are nose to nose* "Have you ever experienced New Wave, Next Wave, Dream Wave, or Cyberpunk?" *Nose begins to bleed inexplicably* "I didn't think so." Edit: Corrected the type of mancing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
111
programmerhumor
Scereye
ian43lv
<|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I really wish i could put googling as a skill on my resume because it honestly is one of my skills<|eor|><|sor|>I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Advanced Googling and dorking are legitimate skills. How legitimate you ask? EC-Council tests advanced Googling as a means Open Source Intel Gathering (OSINT) for their Certified Ethical Hacker cert. Google dorking has its own section within the Exploit DB and it has been abused to find password files, sensitive info, and PII to name a few. With just a few advanced search features, you enhance your ability to find information ten fold. Don't let anyone tell you that's not a skill. Anyone can Google. Few do it well.<|eor|><|sor|>Wild that query optimization is seen as a skill when it comes to SQL or something but not when it comes to search engines like google.<|eor|><|sor|>Search Query Optimization seems like something you could write on a resume<|eor|><|sor|>You'd have 90% people think you wrote Search Engine Optimization<|eor|><|sor|>"Search Engine Query Optimization" to really throw people for a loop<|eor|><|sor|>This is honestly brilliant and opens the gate for a nice discussion about this on any job interview (regarding find documentations/libraries/solutions/algorithms via Google if necessary and why this is important etc.) Just added it to my resume. Not that I'm job hunting atm, but just in case I need it it will be there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
73
programmerhumor
AClassyTurtle
iamyzcd
<|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I really wish i could put googling as a skill on my resume because it honestly is one of my skills<|eor|><|sor|>I used to be good at Googling. I think I still am. But Google kind of sucks now. Its become very difficult to find what Im looking for. Quotes dont work anymore, results dont always include my search terms, Ive had results that included the word the even though it was nowhere in my query, Ive had results that included antonyms for my search terms (Ive literally searched positive and gotten results for negative), not to mention the ads I wish theyd roll it back about 10 years<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
71
programmerhumor
Shoddy_Depth6228
ian1f0s
<|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Is it just me, or has googling gotten harder? Now it seems to prioritize products you can buy over information. Forum posts hardly seem to show up any more. And then it has a bunch of "people also ask" questions that link to articles that don't even answer that fucken question.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
66