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programmerhumor | whataball | i1xew7s | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>Step 1: find low wage remote job
Step 2: automate *but don't say anything*
Repeat 10 times.<|eor|><|sor|>Didn't somebody do something like this already? Also I remember a story of a man who took a coding job in the USA and outsourced his workload to someone in China for 75% less and he just took the spare money lol<|eor|><|sor|>The outsourcing story it's said to be quite common<|eor|><|sor|>Depends on how confidential your work is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 387 |
programmerhumor | SebMitDemKurzen | i1wtshb | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>The problem is you would need a department to maintain the python script<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 332 |
programmerhumor | sgeep | i1xdpgn | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>This video could have been a comic strip.<|eor|><|sor|>[Made a comic of the video for your viewing pleasure](https://i.imgur.com/S5JzqOn.png)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 300 |
programmerhumor | PM_ME_DIRTY_COMICS | i1x6k54 | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>The problem is you would need a department to maintain the python script<|eor|><|sor|>I've seen so many scripts written by people who knew the business really well at the time but then left the company. That script becomes integral to the department and instead of updating the script they will just fix the errors it creates in the system.
"Yeah the script.gets you 80% of the way there but you have to manually go in and change X to Y after it's done running".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 294 |
programmerhumor | TinyFugue | i1xcn75 | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>Im a mechanical engineer, one of my college buddies is a savant level software engineer. He was hired into a black program at Lockheed and ended up parting ways with them a few years later because they wouldnt implement the automation hed come up with. They ended up buying it from him a few years later after hed gone out on his own and fully developed a sellable package. Hes stupidly wealthy now and retired at 28 years old.<|eor|><|sor|>I think that is the law of large corporations.
"If it came from in-house it must be flawed. It would cost too much to support it."
along with
"This product costs six figures up front? It has a yearly five figure subscription, **and** we can purchase a five figure *GOLD Level* maintenance and support package? Where do we sign?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | Ok_Time2446 | z1wbkb | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,574 |
programmerhumor | Kind_Thing2758 | ixd4shm | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>$25K!? Does the course come with daily blowjobs?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah but you do the blowing <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,774 |
programmerhumor | AdDear5411 | ixd4nea | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>$25K!? Does the course come with daily blowjobs?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,869 |
programmerhumor | remimorin | ixdn3mu | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day.
Here I didn't notice the slowdown... yet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,753 |
programmerhumor | Individual_Mine8266 | ixdhw0a | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>: Some Indian guy offering a 100 hour course for free on YouTube<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,970 |
programmerhumor | codemonkey14 | ixdvif8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day.
Here I didn't notice the slowdown... yet.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah the same week the news about first major waves of layoffs came out I was receiving recruiter DMs for applications. Just because big companies are laying off people from their moonshot projects doesnt mean theyre not doing any hiring and doesnt mean the broader tech industry isnt still hiring. The death of software engineering is greatly exaggerated<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,766 |
programmerhumor | ShadowRylander | ixecbs6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>$25K!? Does the course come with daily blowjobs?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah but you do the blowing <|eor|><|sor|>I, uh... That could work too, actually...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,441 |
programmerhumor | flummox1234 | ixdn00z | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Do people really feel that the demand for tech workers has lessened?
Companies don't want to pay for labor and are actively shedding the people they need just to boost stock prices.
Has the general public really bought into the lie?
Also, 25k to learn JS. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,016 |
programmerhumor | a_Stern_Warning | ixdpwc1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day.
Here I didn't notice the slowdown... yet.<|eor|><|sor|>I think youre right that the layoffs arent super widespread, but now theres a surplus of laid-off ex-MANGAs competing with the rest of us for jobs. People who intend to stay put are probably ok, but anyone whos looking for a new position might have trouble.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 886 |
programmerhumor | Achillor22 | ixegtnm | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day.
Here I didn't notice the slowdown... yet.<|eor|><|sor|>I think youre right that the layoffs arent super widespread, but now theres a surplus of laid-off ex-MANGAs competing with the rest of us for jobs. People who intend to stay put are probably ok, but anyone whos looking for a new position might have trouble.<|eor|><|sor|>There were 2 million open tech positions before the layoffs. These few tens of thousands of people ain't gonna make much difference.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 772 |
programmerhumor | StormblessedFool | ixerkg8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>$25K!? Does the course come with daily blowjobs?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah but you do the blowing <|eor|><|sor|>I, uh... That could work too, actually...<|eor|><|sor|>You sound like you wear programming socks /j<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 686 |
programmerhumor | NavAirComputerSlave | ixeiwj4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>: Some Indian guy offering a 100 hour course for free on YouTube<|eor|><|sor|> <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 678 |
programmerhumor | Stein_um_Stein | ixeij89 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day.
Here I didn't notice the slowdown... yet.<|eor|><|sor|>I think youre right that the layoffs arent super widespread, but now theres a surplus of laid-off ex-MANGAs competing with the rest of us for jobs. People who intend to stay put are probably ok, but anyone whos looking for a new position might have trouble.<|eor|><|sor|>There were 2 million open tech positions before the layoffs. These few tens of thousands of people ain't gonna make much difference.<|eor|><|sor|>*This*. Our entire society is way behind on damand for STEM, and will be for the rest of our lifetimes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 624 |
programmerhumor | EldeederSFW | ixe6rkx | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day.
Here I didn't notice the slowdown... yet.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah the same week the news about first major waves of layoffs came out I was receiving recruiter DMs for applications. Just because big companies are laying off people from their moonshot projects doesnt mean theyre not doing any hiring and doesnt mean the broader tech industry isnt still hiring. The death of software engineering is greatly exaggerated<|eor|><|sor|>> The death of software engineering is greatly exaggerated
FAANG companies employ significantly more positions than just engineers obviously. Have they ever said these layoffs were targeted more towards the devs, or is it just the companies in general? (earnest question)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 558 |
programmerhumor | Ashtefere | ixek9fo | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day.
Here I didn't notice the slowdown... yet.<|eor|><|sor|>I think youre right that the layoffs arent super widespread, but now theres a surplus of laid-off ex-MANGAs competing with the rest of us for jobs. People who intend to stay put are probably ok, but anyone whos looking for a new position might have trouble.<|eor|><|sor|>There were 2 million open tech positions before the layoffs. These few tens of thousands of people ain't gonna make much difference.<|eor|><|sor|>*This*. Our entire society is way behind on damand for STEM, and will be for the rest of our lifetimes.<|eor|><|sor|>Yah, dont let the nobility trick you into lowering wages because of this. Thats why you are seeing so much media about it.
Its an opportunity for them to drive wages down.
The big tech companies already colluded to not hire from eachother, its not so big of a stretch they would agree to mass dump employees to lower their biggest cost basis.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 438 |
programmerhumor | MikemkPK | ixe0ft7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>25 grand? Just get a bachelor's degree<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 393 |
programmerhumor | ShadowRylander | ixesexn | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>$25K!? Does the course come with daily blowjobs?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah but you do the blowing <|eor|><|sor|>I, uh... That could work too, actually...<|eor|><|sor|>You sound like you wear programming socks /j<|eor|><|sor|>I don't, but now I want some... <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 330 |
programmerhumor | The_Sloppy_One | ixejrq1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day.
Here I didn't notice the slowdown... yet.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah the same week the news about first major waves of layoffs came out I was receiving recruiter DMs for applications. Just because big companies are laying off people from their moonshot projects doesnt mean theyre not doing any hiring and doesnt mean the broader tech industry isnt still hiring. The death of software engineering is greatly exaggerated<|eor|><|sor|>> The death of software engineering is greatly exaggerated
FAANG companies employ significantly more positions than just engineers obviously. Have they ever said these layoffs were targeted more towards the devs, or is it just the companies in general? (earnest question)<|eor|><|sor|>I started at a decent size Aussie tech company a little while back and the week I started they laid off a couple of teams while simultaneously hiring and continuing to hire more devs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 288 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ixey85y | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day.
Here I didn't notice the slowdown... yet.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah the same week the news about first major waves of layoffs came out I was receiving recruiter DMs for applications. Just because big companies are laying off people from their moonshot projects doesnt mean theyre not doing any hiring and doesnt mean the broader tech industry isnt still hiring. The death of software engineering is greatly exaggerated<|eor|><|sor|>Hell, I even had a headhunter chasing me for a Python+JavaScript job - and I can't code JavaScript! Everyone coming out of uni or a bootcamp in the last decade can do both of those, and they still can't find the people.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't think I appreciate your tone. Fired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 268 |
programmerhumor | manut3ro | ixei2nh | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>People saying they gain 100k with zero exp. While in Europe 5 years university degree + 10 years exp. Doesnt grant me getting close to 6 figure
Nuts . This is nuts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | dhanno65 | nxavmb | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,574 |
programmerhumor | Skhmt | h1dvds4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,667 |
programmerhumor | mellifluousMemer | h1du5pa | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No one can conquer the div.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 920 |
programmerhumor | DoctorWaluigiTime | h1e4xqd | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>It's honestly a good reason to write articles/blog posts that detail the steps you took in solving a problem.
So that when you inevitably run into the same problem, the work you did before will pay off again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 910 |
programmerhumor | Healyhatman | h1e7g8q | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>It's honestly a good reason to write articles/blog posts that detail the steps you took in solving a problem.
So that when you inevitably run into the same problem, the work you did before will pay off again.<|eor|><|sor|>That's why when I ask a question on stack overflow, and I figure out the answer on my own, I always answer it and leave it there - even if the answer turned out to be I was stupid and forgot to do something simple.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 757 |
programmerhumor | Nyckname | h1dznu4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>Link?<|eor|><|sor|>Google it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 607 |
programmerhumor | MoffKalast | h1edpkg | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>It's honestly a good reason to write articles/blog posts that detail the steps you took in solving a problem.
So that when you inevitably run into the same problem, the work you did before will pay off again.<|eor|><|sor|>That's why when I ask a question on stack overflow, and I figure out the answer on my own, I always answer it and leave it there - even if the answer turned out to be I was stupid and forgot to do something simple.<|eor|><|sor|>Thank you<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck you, closed as duplicate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 595 |
programmerhumor | H25E | h1dvisc | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just move the rest of the page by the appropiate offset<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 434 |
programmerhumor | poopatroopa3 | h1e12ht | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No one can conquer the div.<|eor|><|sor|>What's it made of?<|eor|><|sor|>Tears.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
programmerhumor | crazy_boy559 | h1dxq1x | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the first time im seeing this meme format. I cant wait to see them re do other memed scenes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 362 |
programmerhumor | infii123 | h1e8jrx | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>It's honestly a good reason to write articles/blog posts that detail the steps you took in solving a problem.
So that when you inevitably run into the same problem, the work you did before will pay off again.<|eor|><|sor|>That's why when I ask a question on stack overflow, and I figure out the answer on my own, I always answer it and leave it there - even if the answer turned out to be I was stupid and forgot to do something simple.<|eor|><|sor|>Thank you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 350 |
programmerhumor | Skhmt | h1dvfzu | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|><center></center><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | DmMacniel | h1e0wzr | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No one can conquer the div.<|eor|><|sor|>What's it made of?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
programmerhumor | Milkshakes00 | h1eezp3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>It's honestly a good reason to write articles/blog posts that detail the steps you took in solving a problem.
So that when you inevitably run into the same problem, the work you did before will pay off again.<|eor|><|sor|>That's why when I ask a question on stack overflow, and I figure out the answer on my own, I always answer it and leave it there - even if the answer turned out to be I was stupid and forgot to do something simple.<|eor|><|sor|>Thank you<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck you, closed as duplicate.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh my fucking GOD does that infuriate me.
Yes, some jackwagon linked another SO Thread that had a single word in common with my entire post. THEY AREN'T FUCKING DUPLICATES.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | GneissRockzs | h1e4ry2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>Link?<|eor|><|sor|>Google it.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes! We're programmers! For us, the Google is the only link we need!<|eor|><|sor|>Please give me the link I'll cry<|eor|><|sor|>[google.com](http://duckduckgo.com)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
programmerhumor | Msprg | h1e0v6k | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>Link?<|eor|><|sor|>Google it.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes! We're programmers! For us, the Google is the only link we need!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 191 |
programmerhumor | ReneeHiii | h1e58pb | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>Link?<|eor|><|sor|>Google it.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes! We're programmers! For us, the Google is the only link we need!<|eor|><|sor|>Please give me the link I'll cry<|eor|><|sor|>[google.com](http://duckduckgo.com)<|eor|><|sor|>[duckduckgo.com](https://google.com/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | Tweenk | h1dx6ox | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|><center></center><|eor|><|sor|>The chaotic evil solution<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmerhumor | forlornself | h1e15wl | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No one can conquer the div.<|eor|><|sor|>What's it made of?<|eor|><|sor|>Tears.<|eor|><|sor|>Broken dreams.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | LloydAtkinson | w3ktzn | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,563 |
programmerhumor | cosmo7 | igwuz70 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They're called standups because they're not funny and everyone hates them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,603 |
programmerhumor | Epiliptik | igwqajo | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Exactly me every morning, just 2 minutes to pee, get a t-shirt and drink a bit of water to not have the voice of the dead.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,658 |
programmerhumor | jonr | igx8f60 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thanks to me, standups were moved from 9 to 10.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,590 |
programmerhumor | ElToberino | igxkry9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once had a manager who had daily stand ups at 7:30 am and 5:30 pm daily and claimed he wasnt forcing anyone to work more than 40 hours a week.
He got fired after 3 months due to accumulated HR complaints<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,302 |
programmerhumor | geralt1899 | igx1m40 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My 11:30 standup has ruined my sleep schedule<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 939 |
programmerhumor | PorkRoll2022 | igwzl18 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, that rush to get out of bed and take a shit just in time to tell everyone what they already know.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 923 |
programmerhumor | rta3425 | igxgfmr | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My 11:30 standup has ruined my sleep schedule<|eor|><|sor|>Started a new job as a PM at a start-up after working in a corporate shop. During chartering my team told me that 11:30 stand up is too early.
It felt like I was finally home.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 688 |
programmerhumor | cemanresu | igy7t10 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once had a manager who had daily stand ups at 7:30 am and 5:30 pm daily and claimed he wasnt forcing anyone to work more than 40 hours a week.
He got fired after 3 months due to accumulated HR complaints<|eor|><|sor|>Who the fuck needs standups that often at those times
Literally nothing is getting done between those two times on a daily basis. Literally nothing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 682 |
programmerhumor | mulato_butt_asd | igxd5t7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Exactly me every morning, just 2 minutes to pee, get a t-shirt and drink a bit of water to not have the voice of the dead.<|eor|><|sor|>I do it while on the toilet with the cam off<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 644 |
programmerhumor | drumstix42 | igydddf | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thanks to me, standups were moved from 9 to 10.<|eor|><|sor|>*Stays up 2 hours later to wake up 1 hour later.*
Alarm ringing at 9:55am of course.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 628 |
programmerhumor | Despruk | igxjohp | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Exactly me every morning, just 2 minutes to pee, get a t-shirt and drink a bit of water to not have the voice of the dead.<|eor|><|sor|>I do it while on the toilet with the cam off<|eor|><|sor|>Chads leave the mic unmuted (totally not me by accident)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 610 |
programmerhumor | The_Clarence | igxkuty | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They're called standups because they're not funny and everyone hates them.<|eor|><|sor|>But without them what would PMs do?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 582 |
programmerhumor | Kunven | igxnlj2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They're called standups because they're not funny and everyone hates them.<|eor|><|sor|>But without them what would PMs do?<|eor|><|sor|>Assign you tickets 20 minutes before the work day ends<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 433 |
programmerhumor | PsLJdogg | igx6bq4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, that rush to get out of bed and take a shit just in time to tell everyone what they already know.<|eor|><|sor|>The best is when youre in the midst of a weeks/months-long project and you just say the same thing every morning.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 420 |
programmerhumor | hillman_avenger | igx74gq | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Get to work at 9; no point actually starting anything since the standup is at 9:30 and my brain will have to flush out any current work to make way for the stand-up. So there's 45 minutes of a day wasted already.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 378 |
programmerhumor | Yesica-Haircut | igyome4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once had a manager who had daily stand ups at 7:30 am and 5:30 pm daily and claimed he wasnt forcing anyone to work more than 40 hours a week.
He got fired after 3 months due to accumulated HR complaints<|eor|><|sor|>Who the fuck needs standups that often at those times
Literally nothing is getting done between those two times on a daily basis. Literally nothing.<|eor|><|sor|>Can confirm I get nothing done between 7:30am and 5:30pm.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 315 |
programmerhumor | MayorScotch | igxqt67 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Exactly me every morning, just 2 minutes to pee, get a t-shirt and drink a bit of water to not have the voice of the dead.<|eor|><|sor|>I do it while on the toilet with the cam off<|eor|><|sor|>Chads leave the mic unmuted (totally not me by accident)<|eor|><|sor|>Was that you at my all hands?<|eor|><|sor|>Worst I've seen/heard in the background of an all hands meeting was a woman calling her kid's doctor's office and talking about his medical conditions (nothing serious). I was new at the company and there were 40 employees so I figured someone would mute or dm her but no she talked off and on to various nurses and a doctor for like 20 minutes.
People on my team must have liked me since I got 3 DMs the second I picked a pretty deep booger without realizing my camera was on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 300 |
programmerhumor | firebullmonkey | igwoq4q | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey now. Dont call me out like that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 282 |
programmerhumor | Smith7929 | igxopf1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They're called standups because they're not funny and everyone hates them.<|eor|><|sor|>But without them what would PMs do?<|eor|><|sor|>Assign you tickets 20 minutes before the work day ends<|eor|><|sor|>PMs directly assign jiras to developers where you work? Gross.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 258 |
programmerhumor | ElToberino | igy9byu | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once had a manager who had daily stand ups at 7:30 am and 5:30 pm daily and claimed he wasnt forcing anyone to work more than 40 hours a week.
He got fired after 3 months due to accumulated HR complaints<|eor|><|sor|>Who the fuck needs standups that often at those times
Literally nothing is getting done between those two times on a daily basis. Literally nothing.<|eor|><|sor|>That was usually how the morning stand up went- complaining that we hadnt gotten anything done since yesterdays evening stand up. He would claim that people kept coming by his desk at like 8 PM to complain that he was the only person on our team still in the office.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | Raqdoll_ | ud0yar | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,517 |
programmerhumor | erroneousvalue | i6dzmyf | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,305 |
programmerhumor | IshayuG | i6e4bdw | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This looks like robust, mature code. Many people have sat on this chair and all have reported that it is level. I see no reason to change it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 721 |
programmerhumor | lemons_of_doubt | i6ef5y5 | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|sor|>A: But if we fix the legs the seat stops working.
B: That's because your last fix was bad and now we need to fix it as well as the legs.
A: But why bother it works
B: only until we expand to have other chairs then when we try to stack everything will break.
edit:typo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 691 |
programmerhumor | nwL_ | i6egq3d | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|sor|>A: But if we fix the legs the seat stops working.
B: That's because your last fix was bad and now we need to fix it as well as the legs.
A: But why bother it works
B: only until we expand to have other chairs then when we try to stack everything will break.
edit:typo<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Next commit from senior dev: `Revert 'Fix legs'`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
programmerhumor | YogiHD | i6ecnzd | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This looks like robust, mature code. Many people have sat on this chair and all have reported that it is level. I see no reason to change it.<|eor|><|sor|>The ptsd is immeasurable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 220 |
programmerhumor | ecky--ptang-zooboing | i6dzffv | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now the goal is to NOT TOUCH THE CODE, no matter what!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmerhumor | ______DEADPOOL______ | i6eh23n | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|sor|>A: But if we fix the legs the seat stops working.
B: That's because your last fix was bad and now we need to fix it as well as the legs.
A: But why bother it works
B: only until we expand to have other chairs then when we try to stack everything will break.
edit:typo<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Next commit from senior dev: `Revert 'Fix legs'`<|eor|><|sor|>And then it broke the whole chain because the 'Fix legs' commit by new hire didn't fully commit for some reason.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | uniqualykerd | i6dx2h3 | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>"You can't always get what you want" ~ Rolling Stones.
"You can get it if you really want to" ~ also Rolling Stones.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | GravyMcBiscuits | i6eicpo | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This looks like robust, mature code. Many people have sat on this chair and all have reported that it is level. I see no reason to change it.<|eor|><|sor|>The ptsd is immeasurable<|eor|><|sor|>In regulated industries there's an added barrier: "If we redesign the legs properly, we'll have to bump the major version. That will add another year of work for our legal/regulatory team in order to release in <insert major market>".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | MyHGC | i6ebjfw | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Our U.A. tell our users it's unsafe to tilt back right?"
"Yes."
"Ship it."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | AlternativeAardvark6 | i6etlk1 | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|sor|>A: But if we fix the legs the seat stops working.
B: That's because your last fix was bad and now we need to fix it as well as the legs.
A: But why bother it works
B: only until we expand to have other chairs then when we try to stack everything will break.
edit:typo<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Next commit from senior dev: `Revert 'Fix legs'`<|eor|><|sor|>And then it broke the whole chain because the 'Fix legs' commit by new hire didn't fully commit for some reason.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey it works on my machine and I committed every last bit of it. Except for some config files for all the new frameworks I added.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmerhumor | kostradamus | i6e0ndk | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I sometimes feel like I'm fixing a house with duct tape, but somehow it miraculously holds on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmerhumor | throwaway47351 | i6ek8zp | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This looks like robust, mature code. Many people have sat on this chair and all have reported that it is level. I see no reason to change it.<|eor|><|sor|>The ptsd is immeasurable<|eor|><|sor|>In regulated industries there's an added barrier: "If we redesign the legs properly, we'll have to bump the major version. That will add another year of work for our legal/regulatory team in order to release in <insert major market>".<|eor|><|sor|>Our current libraries don't support "fix legs," and while the newest version of those libraries allows us to fix it they also change fifty thousand other things so in order to fix legs we'll need to rebuild building.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmerhumor | Ratiocinor | i6ehlm8 | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|sor|>A: But if we fix the legs the seat stops working.
B: That's because your last fix was bad and now we need to fix it as well as the legs.
A: But why bother it works
B: only until we expand to have other chairs then when we try to stack everything will break.
edit:typo<|eor|><|sor|>Then they just think you're being elitist and gatekeeping and leave it as it is.
Until 6 months later when you need to replace the seat cover and everyone forgot the bug so you all have to go through the same debug and investigation discovery of the original bug all over again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmerhumor | ViperYellowDuck | i6e9te5 | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Overflow garbage? On bright side... It look fine on 40 cores with 256 GB RAM. Push official updates. What could possibly go wrong?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmerhumor | codePudding | i6ekg41 | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|sor|>A: But if we fix the legs the seat stops working.
B: That's because your last fix was bad and now we need to fix it as well as the legs.
A: But why bother it works
B: only until we expand to have other chairs then when we try to stack everything will break.
edit:typo<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Next commit from senior dev: `Revert 'Fix legs'`<|eor|><|sor|>Worst is if the chair factory is easily fixed but it's in the backend, so instead we have 20 different "fixes" on the frontend. They could fix the main cause or at minimum they could share the "fix", but that'd require they leave the comfort of thier favorite bit of code. This is why my eye twitches at work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmerhumor | nmarshall23 | i6e864c | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Qa can't complain it passed all the tests. Just like all of those block shapes fit in the [square hole](https://youtu.be/Nz8ssH7LiB0).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmerhumor | geeky_username | i6eo7zb | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This looks like robust, mature code. Many people have sat on this chair and all have reported that it is level. I see no reason to change it.<|eor|><|sor|>"I like it the way it is"
"Can I at least leave this one the way it is but fix the ones we make in the future? They'll be better, have fewer materials, and cost less to make"
".... No. I like it the way it is"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmerhumor | UltraCarnivore | i6f0txp | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|sor|>A: But if we fix the legs the seat stops working.
B: That's because your last fix was bad and now we need to fix it as well as the legs.
A: But why bother it works
B: only until we expand to have other chairs then when we try to stack everything will break.
edit:typo<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Next commit from senior dev: `Revert 'Fix legs'`<|eor|><|sor|>And then it broke the whole chain because the 'Fix legs' commit by new hire didn't fully commit for some reason.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey it works on my machine and I committed every last bit of it. Except for some config files for all the new frameworks I added.<|eor|><|sor|>Deploy the funny chair in Docker<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmerhumor | cstefanache | 82e784 | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,464 |
programmerhumor | DomskiPlays | dv9g0em | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can confirm: Stayed up all night doing a stupid but complicated program because every time I looked at the time I knew I had to go to bed but I also knew I wouldn't be able to understand shit the next day and would have to start all over!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,604 |
programmerhumor | KaamDeveloper | dv9ffik | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I prefer work from home. Just me and my computer in a dinky dark room. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,686 |
programmerhumor | jb2386 | dv9f539 | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Noise cancelling headphones and then act snooty/annoyed when people ask you something in person, then act really nice and helpful when they email you.
Edit: Or you could be an adult and just tell them "hey I'm working on something that requires my full attention, in the future could you please just email me or ping me on slack/<insert chat program> and I'll get to you as soon as I get a break. " :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,649 |
programmerhumor | -bobby_newmark- | dv9fvbw | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I prefer work from home. Just me and my computer in a dinky dark room. <|eor|><|sor|>...and four kids, and a cat, and wife's mom<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,226 |
programmerhumor | KaamDeveloper | dv9fyxp | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I prefer work from home. Just me and my computer in a dinky dark room. <|eor|><|sor|>...and four kids, and a cat, and wife's mom<|eor|><|sor|>Hah! Like I am ever going to find someone to have kids with.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,190 |
programmerhumor | angryPenguinator | dv9hi1h | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can confirm: Stayed up all night doing a stupid but complicated program because every time I looked at the time I knew I had to go to bed but I also knew I wouldn't be able to understand shit the next day and would have to start all over!<|eor|><|sor|>My wife doesn't understand this sometimes.
Yes, I would love to go to bed, and I need the sleep - but if I stop now, I am done for.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,161 |
programmerhumor | jD91mZM2 | dv9g73b | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I prefer work from home. Just me and my computer in a dinky dark room. <|eor|><|sor|>...and four kids, and a cat, and wife's mom<|eor|><|sor|>Hah! Like I am ever going to find someone to have kids with.<|eor|><|sor|>^ this guy codes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 997 |
programmerhumor | Mattoww | dv9lkwq | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can confirm: Stayed up all night doing a stupid but complicated program because every time I looked at the time I knew I had to go to bed but I also knew I wouldn't be able to understand shit the next day and would have to start all over!<|eor|><|sor|>Not a pro, but I spent night trying to finish some code/debugging, getting my tired brain confused, going to bed frustrated at 4am, only to wake up next day and finding the solution within 20 min.
Sleeping helps your brain organise, even though I know it's hard to give up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 670 |
programmerhumor | wack_overflow | dv9k6l2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can confirm: Stayed up all night doing a stupid but complicated program because every time I looked at the time I knew I had to go to bed but I also knew I wouldn't be able to understand shit the next day and would have to start all over!<|eor|><|sor|>My wife doesn't understand this sometimes.
Yes, I would love to go to bed, and I need the sleep - but if I stop now, I am done for.<|eor|><|sor|>I always share this thread with ppl instead of trying to explain it myself, I really like the sleep analogy they use:
https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/46252/how-to-explain-a-layperson-why-a-developer-should-not-be-interrupted-while-neck/46283#46283<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 585 |
programmerhumor | ABrownApple | dv9fy9c | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey did you get that email I sent you?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 496 |
programmerhumor | ABrownApple | dv9fywm | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey did you get that email I sent you?<|eor|><|sor|>YES I got your stupid email since when do email not arrive?!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 362 |
programmerhumor | FurryPornAccount | dv9gd68 | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Just checking back on your productivity'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 348 |
programmerhumor | hedgecore77 | dv9icwx | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of [this](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/3uyRWGJ) very popular Jason Heeris comic from 2013.
In fact, it *exactly* reminds me of it. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 327 |
programmerhumor | vegancreampie | dv9fxuz | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>why is he thinking in 2 different diagram types mixed together?<|eor|><|sor|>When you're in the zone you're in the zone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 325 |
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