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programmerhumor
whataball
i1xew7s
<|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>Step 1: find low wage remote job Step 2: automate *but don't say anything* Repeat 10 times.<|eor|><|sor|>Didn't somebody do something like this already? Also I remember a story of a man who took a coding job in the USA and outsourced his workload to someone in China for 75% less and he just took the spare money lol<|eor|><|sor|>The outsourcing story it's said to be quite common<|eor|><|sor|>Depends on how confidential your work is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
387
programmerhumor
SebMitDemKurzen
i1wtshb
<|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>The problem is you would need a department to maintain the python script<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
332
programmerhumor
sgeep
i1xdpgn
<|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>This video could have been a comic strip.<|eor|><|sor|>[Made a comic of the video for your viewing pleasure](https://i.imgur.com/S5JzqOn.png)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
300
programmerhumor
PM_ME_DIRTY_COMICS
i1x6k54
<|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>The problem is you would need a department to maintain the python script<|eor|><|sor|>I've seen so many scripts written by people who knew the business really well at the time but then left the company. That script becomes integral to the department and instead of updating the script they will just fix the errors it creates in the system. "Yeah the script.gets you 80% of the way there but you have to manually go in and change X to Y after it's done running".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
294
programmerhumor
TinyFugue
i1xcn75
<|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>Im a mechanical engineer, one of my college buddies is a savant level software engineer. He was hired into a black program at Lockheed and ended up parting ways with them a few years later because they wouldnt implement the automation hed come up with. They ended up buying it from him a few years later after hed gone out on his own and fully developed a sellable package. Hes stupidly wealthy now and retired at 28 years old.<|eor|><|sor|>I think that is the law of large corporations. "If it came from in-house it must be flawed. It would cost too much to support it." along with "This product costs six figures up front? It has a yearly five figure subscription, **and** we can purchase a five figure *GOLD Level* maintenance and support package? Where do we sign?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
254
programmerhumor
Ok_Time2446
z1wbkb
<|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43,574
programmerhumor
Kind_Thing2758
ixd4shm
<|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>$25K!? Does the course come with daily blowjobs?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah but you do the blowing <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6,774
programmerhumor
AdDear5411
ixd4nea
<|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>$25K!? Does the course come with daily blowjobs?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,869
programmerhumor
remimorin
ixdn3mu
<|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day. Here I didn't notice the slowdown... yet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,753
programmerhumor
Individual_Mine8266
ixdhw0a
<|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>: Some Indian guy offering a 100 hour course for free on YouTube<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,970
programmerhumor
codemonkey14
ixdvif8
<|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day. Here I didn't notice the slowdown... yet.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah the same week the news about first major waves of layoffs came out I was receiving recruiter DMs for applications. Just because big companies are laying off people from their moonshot projects doesnt mean theyre not doing any hiring and doesnt mean the broader tech industry isnt still hiring. The death of software engineering is greatly exaggerated<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,766
programmerhumor
ShadowRylander
ixecbs6
<|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>$25K!? Does the course come with daily blowjobs?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah but you do the blowing <|eor|><|sor|>I, uh... That could work too, actually...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,441
programmerhumor
flummox1234
ixdn00z
<|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Do people really feel that the demand for tech workers has lessened? Companies don't want to pay for labor and are actively shedding the people they need just to boost stock prices. Has the general public really bought into the lie? Also, 25k to learn JS. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,016
programmerhumor
a_Stern_Warning
ixdpwc1
<|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day. Here I didn't notice the slowdown... yet.<|eor|><|sor|>I think youre right that the layoffs arent super widespread, but now theres a surplus of laid-off ex-MANGAs competing with the rest of us for jobs. People who intend to stay put are probably ok, but anyone whos looking for a new position might have trouble.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
886
programmerhumor
Achillor22
ixegtnm
<|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day. Here I didn't notice the slowdown... yet.<|eor|><|sor|>I think youre right that the layoffs arent super widespread, but now theres a surplus of laid-off ex-MANGAs competing with the rest of us for jobs. People who intend to stay put are probably ok, but anyone whos looking for a new position might have trouble.<|eor|><|sor|>There were 2 million open tech positions before the layoffs. These few tens of thousands of people ain't gonna make much difference.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
772
programmerhumor
StormblessedFool
ixerkg8
<|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>$25K!? Does the course come with daily blowjobs?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah but you do the blowing <|eor|><|sor|>I, uh... That could work too, actually...<|eor|><|sor|>You sound like you wear programming socks /j<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
686
programmerhumor
NavAirComputerSlave
ixeiwj4
<|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>: Some Indian guy offering a 100 hour course for free on YouTube<|eor|><|sor|> <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
678
programmerhumor
Stein_um_Stein
ixeij89
<|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day. Here I didn't notice the slowdown... yet.<|eor|><|sor|>I think youre right that the layoffs arent super widespread, but now theres a surplus of laid-off ex-MANGAs competing with the rest of us for jobs. People who intend to stay put are probably ok, but anyone whos looking for a new position might have trouble.<|eor|><|sor|>There were 2 million open tech positions before the layoffs. These few tens of thousands of people ain't gonna make much difference.<|eor|><|sor|>*This*. Our entire society is way behind on damand for STEM, and will be for the rest of our lifetimes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
624
programmerhumor
EldeederSFW
ixe6rkx
<|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day. Here I didn't notice the slowdown... yet.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah the same week the news about first major waves of layoffs came out I was receiving recruiter DMs for applications. Just because big companies are laying off people from their moonshot projects doesnt mean theyre not doing any hiring and doesnt mean the broader tech industry isnt still hiring. The death of software engineering is greatly exaggerated<|eor|><|sor|>> The death of software engineering is greatly exaggerated FAANG companies employ significantly more positions than just engineers obviously. Have they ever said these layoffs were targeted more towards the devs, or is it just the companies in general? (earnest question)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
558
programmerhumor
Ashtefere
ixek9fo
<|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day. Here I didn't notice the slowdown... yet.<|eor|><|sor|>I think youre right that the layoffs arent super widespread, but now theres a surplus of laid-off ex-MANGAs competing with the rest of us for jobs. People who intend to stay put are probably ok, but anyone whos looking for a new position might have trouble.<|eor|><|sor|>There were 2 million open tech positions before the layoffs. These few tens of thousands of people ain't gonna make much difference.<|eor|><|sor|>*This*. Our entire society is way behind on damand for STEM, and will be for the rest of our lifetimes.<|eor|><|sor|>Yah, dont let the nobility trick you into lowering wages because of this. Thats why you are seeing so much media about it. Its an opportunity for them to drive wages down. The big tech companies already colluded to not hire from eachother, its not so big of a stretch they would agree to mass dump employees to lower their biggest cost basis.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
438
programmerhumor
MikemkPK
ixe0ft7
<|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>25 grand? Just get a bachelor's degree<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
393
programmerhumor
ShadowRylander
ixesexn
<|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>$25K!? Does the course come with daily blowjobs?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah but you do the blowing <|eor|><|sor|>I, uh... That could work too, actually...<|eor|><|sor|>You sound like you wear programming socks /j<|eor|><|sor|>I don't, but now I want some... <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
330
programmerhumor
The_Sloppy_One
ixejrq1
<|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day. Here I didn't notice the slowdown... yet.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah the same week the news about first major waves of layoffs came out I was receiving recruiter DMs for applications. Just because big companies are laying off people from their moonshot projects doesnt mean theyre not doing any hiring and doesnt mean the broader tech industry isnt still hiring. The death of software engineering is greatly exaggerated<|eor|><|sor|>> The death of software engineering is greatly exaggerated FAANG companies employ significantly more positions than just engineers obviously. Have they ever said these layoffs were targeted more towards the devs, or is it just the companies in general? (earnest question)<|eor|><|sor|>I started at a decent size Aussie tech company a little while back and the week I started they laid off a couple of teams while simultaneously hiring and continuing to hire more devs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
288
programmerhumor
elon-bot
ixey85y
<|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day. Here I didn't notice the slowdown... yet.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah the same week the news about first major waves of layoffs came out I was receiving recruiter DMs for applications. Just because big companies are laying off people from their moonshot projects doesnt mean theyre not doing any hiring and doesnt mean the broader tech industry isnt still hiring. The death of software engineering is greatly exaggerated<|eor|><|sor|>Hell, I even had a headhunter chasing me for a Python+JavaScript job - and I can't code JavaScript! Everyone coming out of uni or a bootcamp in the last decade can do both of those, and they still can't find the people.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't think I appreciate your tone. Fired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
268
programmerhumor
manut3ro
ixei2nh
<|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>People saying they gain 100k with zero exp. While in Europe 5 years university degree + 10 years exp. Doesnt grant me getting close to 6 figure Nuts . This is nuts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
238
programmerhumor
dhanno65
nxavmb
<|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43,574
programmerhumor
Skhmt
h1dvds4
<|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,667
programmerhumor
mellifluousMemer
h1du5pa
<|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No one can conquer the div.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
920
programmerhumor
DoctorWaluigiTime
h1e4xqd
<|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>It's honestly a good reason to write articles/blog posts that detail the steps you took in solving a problem. So that when you inevitably run into the same problem, the work you did before will pay off again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
910
programmerhumor
Healyhatman
h1e7g8q
<|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>It's honestly a good reason to write articles/blog posts that detail the steps you took in solving a problem. So that when you inevitably run into the same problem, the work you did before will pay off again.<|eor|><|sor|>That's why when I ask a question on stack overflow, and I figure out the answer on my own, I always answer it and leave it there - even if the answer turned out to be I was stupid and forgot to do something simple.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
757
programmerhumor
Nyckname
h1dznu4
<|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>Link?<|eor|><|sor|>Google it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
607
programmerhumor
MoffKalast
h1edpkg
<|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>It's honestly a good reason to write articles/blog posts that detail the steps you took in solving a problem. So that when you inevitably run into the same problem, the work you did before will pay off again.<|eor|><|sor|>That's why when I ask a question on stack overflow, and I figure out the answer on my own, I always answer it and leave it there - even if the answer turned out to be I was stupid and forgot to do something simple.<|eor|><|sor|>Thank you<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck you, closed as duplicate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
595
programmerhumor
H25E
h1dvisc
<|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just move the rest of the page by the appropiate offset<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
434
programmerhumor
poopatroopa3
h1e12ht
<|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No one can conquer the div.<|eor|><|sor|>What's it made of?<|eor|><|sor|>Tears.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
395
programmerhumor
crazy_boy559
h1dxq1x
<|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the first time im seeing this meme format. I cant wait to see them re do other memed scenes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
362
programmerhumor
infii123
h1e8jrx
<|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>It's honestly a good reason to write articles/blog posts that detail the steps you took in solving a problem. So that when you inevitably run into the same problem, the work you did before will pay off again.<|eor|><|sor|>That's why when I ask a question on stack overflow, and I figure out the answer on my own, I always answer it and leave it there - even if the answer turned out to be I was stupid and forgot to do something simple.<|eor|><|sor|>Thank you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
350
programmerhumor
Skhmt
h1dvfzu
<|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|><center></center><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
272
programmerhumor
DmMacniel
h1e0wzr
<|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No one can conquer the div.<|eor|><|sor|>What's it made of?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
255
programmerhumor
Milkshakes00
h1eezp3
<|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>It's honestly a good reason to write articles/blog posts that detail the steps you took in solving a problem. So that when you inevitably run into the same problem, the work you did before will pay off again.<|eor|><|sor|>That's why when I ask a question on stack overflow, and I figure out the answer on my own, I always answer it and leave it there - even if the answer turned out to be I was stupid and forgot to do something simple.<|eor|><|sor|>Thank you<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck you, closed as duplicate.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh my fucking GOD does that infuriate me. Yes, some jackwagon linked another SO Thread that had a single word in common with my entire post. THEY AREN'T FUCKING DUPLICATES.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
238
programmerhumor
GneissRockzs
h1e4ry2
<|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>Link?<|eor|><|sor|>Google it.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes! We're programmers! For us, the Google is the only link we need!<|eor|><|sor|>Please give me the link I'll cry<|eor|><|sor|>[google.com](http://duckduckgo.com)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
200
programmerhumor
Msprg
h1e0v6k
<|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>Link?<|eor|><|sor|>Google it.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes! We're programmers! For us, the Google is the only link we need!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
191
programmerhumor
ReneeHiii
h1e58pb
<|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>Link?<|eor|><|sor|>Google it.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes! We're programmers! For us, the Google is the only link we need!<|eor|><|sor|>Please give me the link I'll cry<|eor|><|sor|>[google.com](http://duckduckgo.com)<|eor|><|sor|>[duckduckgo.com](https://google.com/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
182
programmerhumor
Tweenk
h1dx6ox
<|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|><center></center><|eor|><|sor|>The chaotic evil solution<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
163
programmerhumor
forlornself
h1e15wl
<|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No one can conquer the div.<|eor|><|sor|>What's it made of?<|eor|><|sor|>Tears.<|eor|><|sor|>Broken dreams.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
161
programmerhumor
LloydAtkinson
w3ktzn
<|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43,563
programmerhumor
cosmo7
igwuz70
<|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They're called standups because they're not funny and everyone hates them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,603
programmerhumor
Epiliptik
igwqajo
<|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Exactly me every morning, just 2 minutes to pee, get a t-shirt and drink a bit of water to not have the voice of the dead.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,658
programmerhumor
jonr
igx8f60
<|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thanks to me, standups were moved from 9 to 10.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,590
programmerhumor
ElToberino
igxkry9
<|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once had a manager who had daily stand ups at 7:30 am and 5:30 pm daily and claimed he wasnt forcing anyone to work more than 40 hours a week. He got fired after 3 months due to accumulated HR complaints<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,302
programmerhumor
geralt1899
igx1m40
<|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My 11:30 standup has ruined my sleep schedule<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
939
programmerhumor
PorkRoll2022
igwzl18
<|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, that rush to get out of bed and take a shit just in time to tell everyone what they already know.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
923
programmerhumor
rta3425
igxgfmr
<|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My 11:30 standup has ruined my sleep schedule<|eor|><|sor|>Started a new job as a PM at a start-up after working in a corporate shop. During chartering my team told me that 11:30 stand up is too early. It felt like I was finally home.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
688
programmerhumor
cemanresu
igy7t10
<|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once had a manager who had daily stand ups at 7:30 am and 5:30 pm daily and claimed he wasnt forcing anyone to work more than 40 hours a week. He got fired after 3 months due to accumulated HR complaints<|eor|><|sor|>Who the fuck needs standups that often at those times Literally nothing is getting done between those two times on a daily basis. Literally nothing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
682
programmerhumor
mulato_butt_asd
igxd5t7
<|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Exactly me every morning, just 2 minutes to pee, get a t-shirt and drink a bit of water to not have the voice of the dead.<|eor|><|sor|>I do it while on the toilet with the cam off<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
644
programmerhumor
drumstix42
igydddf
<|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thanks to me, standups were moved from 9 to 10.<|eor|><|sor|>*Stays up 2 hours later to wake up 1 hour later.* Alarm ringing at 9:55am of course.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
628
programmerhumor
Despruk
igxjohp
<|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Exactly me every morning, just 2 minutes to pee, get a t-shirt and drink a bit of water to not have the voice of the dead.<|eor|><|sor|>I do it while on the toilet with the cam off<|eor|><|sor|>Chads leave the mic unmuted (totally not me by accident)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
610
programmerhumor
The_Clarence
igxkuty
<|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They're called standups because they're not funny and everyone hates them.<|eor|><|sor|>But without them what would PMs do?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
582
programmerhumor
Kunven
igxnlj2
<|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They're called standups because they're not funny and everyone hates them.<|eor|><|sor|>But without them what would PMs do?<|eor|><|sor|>Assign you tickets 20 minutes before the work day ends<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
433
programmerhumor
PsLJdogg
igx6bq4
<|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, that rush to get out of bed and take a shit just in time to tell everyone what they already know.<|eor|><|sor|>The best is when youre in the midst of a weeks/months-long project and you just say the same thing every morning.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
420
programmerhumor
hillman_avenger
igx74gq
<|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Get to work at 9; no point actually starting anything since the standup is at 9:30 and my brain will have to flush out any current work to make way for the stand-up. So there's 45 minutes of a day wasted already.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
378
programmerhumor
Yesica-Haircut
igyome4
<|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once had a manager who had daily stand ups at 7:30 am and 5:30 pm daily and claimed he wasnt forcing anyone to work more than 40 hours a week. He got fired after 3 months due to accumulated HR complaints<|eor|><|sor|>Who the fuck needs standups that often at those times Literally nothing is getting done between those two times on a daily basis. Literally nothing.<|eor|><|sor|>Can confirm I get nothing done between 7:30am and 5:30pm.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
315
programmerhumor
MayorScotch
igxqt67
<|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Exactly me every morning, just 2 minutes to pee, get a t-shirt and drink a bit of water to not have the voice of the dead.<|eor|><|sor|>I do it while on the toilet with the cam off<|eor|><|sor|>Chads leave the mic unmuted (totally not me by accident)<|eor|><|sor|>Was that you at my all hands?<|eor|><|sor|>Worst I've seen/heard in the background of an all hands meeting was a woman calling her kid's doctor's office and talking about his medical conditions (nothing serious). I was new at the company and there were 40 employees so I figured someone would mute or dm her but no she talked off and on to various nurses and a doctor for like 20 minutes. People on my team must have liked me since I got 3 DMs the second I picked a pretty deep booger without realizing my camera was on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
300
programmerhumor
firebullmonkey
igwoq4q
<|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey now. Dont call me out like that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
282
programmerhumor
Smith7929
igxopf1
<|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They're called standups because they're not funny and everyone hates them.<|eor|><|sor|>But without them what would PMs do?<|eor|><|sor|>Assign you tickets 20 minutes before the work day ends<|eor|><|sor|>PMs directly assign jiras to developers where you work? Gross.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
258
programmerhumor
ElToberino
igy9byu
<|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once had a manager who had daily stand ups at 7:30 am and 5:30 pm daily and claimed he wasnt forcing anyone to work more than 40 hours a week. He got fired after 3 months due to accumulated HR complaints<|eor|><|sor|>Who the fuck needs standups that often at those times Literally nothing is getting done between those two times on a daily basis. Literally nothing.<|eor|><|sor|>That was usually how the morning stand up went- complaining that we hadnt gotten anything done since yesterdays evening stand up. He would claim that people kept coming by his desk at like 8 PM to complain that he was the only person on our team still in the office.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
254
programmerhumor
Raqdoll_
ud0yar
<|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43,517
programmerhumor
erroneousvalue
i6dzmyf
<|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,305
programmerhumor
IshayuG
i6e4bdw
<|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This looks like robust, mature code. Many people have sat on this chair and all have reported that it is level. I see no reason to change it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
721
programmerhumor
lemons_of_doubt
i6ef5y5
<|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|sor|>A: But if we fix the legs the seat stops working. B: That's because your last fix was bad and now we need to fix it as well as the legs. A: But why bother it works B: only until we expand to have other chairs then when we try to stack everything will break. edit:typo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
691
programmerhumor
nwL_
i6egq3d
<|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|sor|>A: But if we fix the legs the seat stops working. B: That's because your last fix was bad and now we need to fix it as well as the legs. A: But why bother it works B: only until we expand to have other chairs then when we try to stack everything will break. edit:typo<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Next commit from senior dev: `Revert 'Fix legs'`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
279
programmerhumor
YogiHD
i6ecnzd
<|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This looks like robust, mature code. Many people have sat on this chair and all have reported that it is level. I see no reason to change it.<|eor|><|sor|>The ptsd is immeasurable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
220
programmerhumor
ecky--ptang-zooboing
i6dzffv
<|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now the goal is to NOT TOUCH THE CODE, no matter what!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
154
programmerhumor
______DEADPOOL______
i6eh23n
<|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|sor|>A: But if we fix the legs the seat stops working. B: That's because your last fix was bad and now we need to fix it as well as the legs. A: But why bother it works B: only until we expand to have other chairs then when we try to stack everything will break. edit:typo<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Next commit from senior dev: `Revert 'Fix legs'`<|eor|><|sor|>And then it broke the whole chain because the 'Fix legs' commit by new hire didn't fully commit for some reason.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
139
programmerhumor
uniqualykerd
i6dx2h3
<|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>"You can't always get what you want" ~ Rolling Stones. "You can get it if you really want to" ~ also Rolling Stones.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
127
programmerhumor
GravyMcBiscuits
i6eicpo
<|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This looks like robust, mature code. Many people have sat on this chair and all have reported that it is level. I see no reason to change it.<|eor|><|sor|>The ptsd is immeasurable<|eor|><|sor|>In regulated industries there's an added barrier: "If we redesign the legs properly, we'll have to bump the major version. That will add another year of work for our legal/regulatory team in order to release in <insert major market>".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
102
programmerhumor
MyHGC
i6ebjfw
<|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Our U.A. tell our users it's unsafe to tilt back right?" "Yes." "Ship it."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
82
programmerhumor
AlternativeAardvark6
i6etlk1
<|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|sor|>A: But if we fix the legs the seat stops working. B: That's because your last fix was bad and now we need to fix it as well as the legs. A: But why bother it works B: only until we expand to have other chairs then when we try to stack everything will break. edit:typo<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Next commit from senior dev: `Revert 'Fix legs'`<|eor|><|sor|>And then it broke the whole chain because the 'Fix legs' commit by new hire didn't fully commit for some reason.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey it works on my machine and I committed every last bit of it. Except for some config files for all the new frameworks I added.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
69
programmerhumor
kostradamus
i6e0ndk
<|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I sometimes feel like I'm fixing a house with duct tape, but somehow it miraculously holds on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
56
programmerhumor
throwaway47351
i6ek8zp
<|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This looks like robust, mature code. Many people have sat on this chair and all have reported that it is level. I see no reason to change it.<|eor|><|sor|>The ptsd is immeasurable<|eor|><|sor|>In regulated industries there's an added barrier: "If we redesign the legs properly, we'll have to bump the major version. That will add another year of work for our legal/regulatory team in order to release in <insert major market>".<|eor|><|sor|>Our current libraries don't support "fix legs," and while the newest version of those libraries allows us to fix it they also change fifty thousand other things so in order to fix legs we'll need to rebuild building.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
56
programmerhumor
Ratiocinor
i6ehlm8
<|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|sor|>A: But if we fix the legs the seat stops working. B: That's because your last fix was bad and now we need to fix it as well as the legs. A: But why bother it works B: only until we expand to have other chairs then when we try to stack everything will break. edit:typo<|eor|><|sor|>Then they just think you're being elitist and gatekeeping and leave it as it is. Until 6 months later when you need to replace the seat cover and everyone forgot the bug so you all have to go through the same debug and investigation discovery of the original bug all over again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
53
programmerhumor
ViperYellowDuck
i6e9te5
<|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Overflow garbage? On bright side... It look fine on 40 cores with 256 GB RAM. Push official updates. What could possibly go wrong?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
46
programmerhumor
codePudding
i6ekg41
<|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|sor|>A: But if we fix the legs the seat stops working. B: That's because your last fix was bad and now we need to fix it as well as the legs. A: But why bother it works B: only until we expand to have other chairs then when we try to stack everything will break. edit:typo<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Next commit from senior dev: `Revert 'Fix legs'`<|eor|><|sor|>Worst is if the chair factory is easily fixed but it's in the backend, so instead we have 20 different "fixes" on the frontend. They could fix the main cause or at minimum they could share the "fix", but that'd require they leave the comfort of thier favorite bit of code. This is why my eye twitches at work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
46
programmerhumor
nmarshall23
i6e864c
<|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Qa can't complain it passed all the tests. Just like all of those block shapes fit in the [square hole](https://youtu.be/Nz8ssH7LiB0).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
42
programmerhumor
geeky_username
i6eo7zb
<|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This looks like robust, mature code. Many people have sat on this chair and all have reported that it is level. I see no reason to change it.<|eor|><|sor|>"I like it the way it is" "Can I at least leave this one the way it is but fix the ones we make in the future? They'll be better, have fewer materials, and cost less to make" ".... No. I like it the way it is"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33
programmerhumor
UltraCarnivore
i6f0txp
<|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|sor|>A: But if we fix the legs the seat stops working. B: That's because your last fix was bad and now we need to fix it as well as the legs. A: But why bother it works B: only until we expand to have other chairs then when we try to stack everything will break. edit:typo<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Next commit from senior dev: `Revert 'Fix legs'`<|eor|><|sor|>And then it broke the whole chain because the 'Fix legs' commit by new hire didn't fully commit for some reason.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey it works on my machine and I committed every last bit of it. Except for some config files for all the new frameworks I added.<|eor|><|sor|>Deploy the funny chair in Docker<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
32
programmerhumor
cstefanache
82e784
<|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43,464
programmerhumor
DomskiPlays
dv9g0em
<|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can confirm: Stayed up all night doing a stupid but complicated program because every time I looked at the time I knew I had to go to bed but I also knew I wouldn't be able to understand shit the next day and would have to start all over!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,604
programmerhumor
KaamDeveloper
dv9ffik
<|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I prefer work from home. Just me and my computer in a dinky dark room. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,686
programmerhumor
jb2386
dv9f539
<|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Noise cancelling headphones and then act snooty/annoyed when people ask you something in person, then act really nice and helpful when they email you. Edit: Or you could be an adult and just tell them "hey I'm working on something that requires my full attention, in the future could you please just email me or ping me on slack/<insert chat program> and I'll get to you as soon as I get a break. " :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,649
programmerhumor
-bobby_newmark-
dv9fvbw
<|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I prefer work from home. Just me and my computer in a dinky dark room. <|eor|><|sor|>...and four kids, and a cat, and wife's mom<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,226
programmerhumor
KaamDeveloper
dv9fyxp
<|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I prefer work from home. Just me and my computer in a dinky dark room. <|eor|><|sor|>...and four kids, and a cat, and wife's mom<|eor|><|sor|>Hah! Like I am ever going to find someone to have kids with.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,190
programmerhumor
angryPenguinator
dv9hi1h
<|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can confirm: Stayed up all night doing a stupid but complicated program because every time I looked at the time I knew I had to go to bed but I also knew I wouldn't be able to understand shit the next day and would have to start all over!<|eor|><|sor|>My wife doesn't understand this sometimes. Yes, I would love to go to bed, and I need the sleep - but if I stop now, I am done for.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,161
programmerhumor
jD91mZM2
dv9g73b
<|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I prefer work from home. Just me and my computer in a dinky dark room. <|eor|><|sor|>...and four kids, and a cat, and wife's mom<|eor|><|sor|>Hah! Like I am ever going to find someone to have kids with.<|eor|><|sor|>^ this guy codes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
997
programmerhumor
Mattoww
dv9lkwq
<|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can confirm: Stayed up all night doing a stupid but complicated program because every time I looked at the time I knew I had to go to bed but I also knew I wouldn't be able to understand shit the next day and would have to start all over!<|eor|><|sor|>Not a pro, but I spent night trying to finish some code/debugging, getting my tired brain confused, going to bed frustrated at 4am, only to wake up next day and finding the solution within 20 min. Sleeping helps your brain organise, even though I know it's hard to give up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
670
programmerhumor
wack_overflow
dv9k6l2
<|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can confirm: Stayed up all night doing a stupid but complicated program because every time I looked at the time I knew I had to go to bed but I also knew I wouldn't be able to understand shit the next day and would have to start all over!<|eor|><|sor|>My wife doesn't understand this sometimes. Yes, I would love to go to bed, and I need the sleep - but if I stop now, I am done for.<|eor|><|sor|>I always share this thread with ppl instead of trying to explain it myself, I really like the sleep analogy they use: https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/46252/how-to-explain-a-layperson-why-a-developer-should-not-be-interrupted-while-neck/46283#46283<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
585
programmerhumor
ABrownApple
dv9fy9c
<|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey did you get that email I sent you?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
496
programmerhumor
ABrownApple
dv9fywm
<|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey did you get that email I sent you?<|eor|><|sor|>YES I got your stupid email since when do email not arrive?!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
362
programmerhumor
FurryPornAccount
dv9gd68
<|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Just checking back on your productivity'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
348
programmerhumor
hedgecore77
dv9icwx
<|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of [this](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/3uyRWGJ) very popular Jason Heeris comic from 2013. In fact, it *exactly* reminds me of it. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
327
programmerhumor
vegancreampie
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<|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>why is he thinking in 2 different diagram types mixed together?<|eor|><|sor|>When you're in the zone you're in the zone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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