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programmerhumor | SZ4L4Y | jar2amj | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I could have six flairs if I could name one more language :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,063 |
programmerhumor | Swoop3dp | jaqxjlr | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you want to do it full North Korea style you need to also add the ones your father and grandfather used.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,608 |
programmerhumor | Plz_Nerf | jarahba | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>me after watching a 2 min fireship video about a language id previously never heard of <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,228 |
programmerhumor | beastinghunting | jar521y | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hola Mundo
Hello World
Salut Mond
Hallo Welt
Ol Mundo
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 774 |
programmerhumor | hoserama99 | jarblqj | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hola Mundo
Hello World
Salut Mond
Hallo Welt
Ol Mundo
<|eor|><|sor|>Uses UK flag for English, but Brazilian flag for Portuguese. As an American living in Portugal, I feel personally targeted.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 601 |
programmerhumor | DeKrazyK | jargxvt | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I could have six flairs if I could name one more language :(<|eor|><|sor|>They have MySQL but not SQL Server or Postgres<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 565 |
programmerhumor | k_50 | jarx2qn | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I could have six flairs if I could name one more language :(<|eor|><|sor|>They have MySQL but not SQL Server or Postgres<|eor|><|sor|>SELECT * FROM TABLE
Where's my flair idiots?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 549 |
programmerhumor | HumanMan1234 | jar3v8g | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you want to do it full North Korea style you need to also add the ones your father and grandfather used.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, I program in BASIC myself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 541 |
programmerhumor | 3f3 | jar6ewx | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You mean you don't just pick the ones with the best icons?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 478 |
programmerhumor | Tabugti | jarebw5 | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Thanks for reminding me. I forgot to add bash.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 451 |
programmerhumor | Eternityislong | jarmc41 | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>me after watching a 2 min fireship video about a language id previously never heard of <|eor|><|sor|>I am now the worlds leading expert in 6969 assembly<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 447 |
programmerhumor | That-Row-3038 | jar4nr6 | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel attacked<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 439 |
programmerhumor | ISODomTS | jarzais | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I could have six flairs if I could name one more language :(<|eor|><|sor|>They have MySQL but not SQL Server or Postgres<|eor|><|sor|>SELECT * FROM TABLE
Where's my flair idiots?<|eor|><|sor|>you dropped this -> ;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 397 |
programmerhumor | Elflo_ | jaqznzn | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>How do I get multiple flairs ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 377 |
programmerhumor | k_50 | jarzi06 | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I could have six flairs if I could name one more language :(<|eor|><|sor|>They have MySQL but not SQL Server or Postgres<|eor|><|sor|>SELECT * FROM TABLE
Where's my flair idiots?<|eor|><|sor|>you dropped this -> ;<|eor|><|sor|>Banned for sql injection<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 362 |
programmerhumor | calandra_95 | jarbwj1 | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Resume
Out of College: C/C++, Java, Swift, Python, SQL, HTML, JS.
Sr Eng: C++, Python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
programmerhumor | OneTurnMore | jas9dlw | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Thanks for reminding me. I forgot to add bash.<|eor|><|sor|>I forgot to add bash too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
programmerhumor | FiendishHawk | jar0szz | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you want to do it full North Korea style you need to also add the ones your father and grandfather used.<|eor|><|soopr|>We had a guy who applied to work at our company who put every language he did assignments on in Uni on his job application.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Isnt that normal for graduates? No work experience so you talk about your degree.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
programmerhumor | Affectionate-Set4208 | jar7n4o | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>How do I get multiple flairs ?<|eor|><|sor|>Duplicate question<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
programmerhumor | Maleficent_Phase_204 | lzp6qn | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,034 |
programmerhumor | tehtris | gq39rwz | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am the previous guy I complain about.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,375 |
programmerhumor | memallocator | gq3bth6 | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am the previous guy I complain about.<|eor|><|sor|>What the... _git blame_... Oh, that was me...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,313 |
programmerhumor | kinarism | gq3f8wb | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Funny story.
I hired an electrician to replace the main panel in my house (built in 2005, I've owned since 2017) last week.
When he got out of his van, the first thing he said was "I'm pretty sure I wired this house when it was built." Sure enough, his name was on the original inspection report that was still on the inside of the old panel door.
No complaining whatsoever. Just got in there, flipped the main breaker and started ripping wires out.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,288 |
programmerhumor | T351A | gq3tmt1 | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am the previous guy I complain about.<|eor|><|sor|>What the... _git blame_... Oh, that was me...<|eor|><|sor|>[git blame someone else](https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 616 |
programmerhumor | kinarism | gq3ly2b | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Funny story.
I hired an electrician to replace the main panel in my house (built in 2005, I've owned since 2017) last week.
When he got out of his van, the first thing he said was "I'm pretty sure I wired this house when it was built." Sure enough, his name was on the original inspection report that was still on the inside of the old panel door.
No complaining whatsoever. Just got in there, flipped the main breaker and started ripping wires out.<|eor|><|sor|>Why were you replacing a panel that was only 15/16 years old?<|eor|><|sor|>Expansion. My house was built with the minimum panel that would run my house. I bought an EV and the charger needs 34A. I also like to do hobby woodworking in my garage so I wanted more power out in the garage anyway so I upgraded the main and put a 100A sub in the garage (future proofing for 2nd EV purchase in a few years).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 554 |
programmerhumor | FVMAzalea | gq3leuy | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Funny story.
I hired an electrician to replace the main panel in my house (built in 2005, I've owned since 2017) last week.
When he got out of his van, the first thing he said was "I'm pretty sure I wired this house when it was built." Sure enough, his name was on the original inspection report that was still on the inside of the old panel door.
No complaining whatsoever. Just got in there, flipped the main breaker and started ripping wires out.<|eor|><|sor|>Why were you replacing a panel that was only 15/16 years old?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 367 |
programmerhumor | NotWolfgangPuck | gq3vwkj | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am the previous guy I complain about.<|eor|><|sor|>What the... _git blame_... Oh, that was me...<|eor|><|sor|>[git blame someone else](https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else)<|eor|><|sor|>"You are now officially an asshole" love it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 313 |
programmerhumor | JustKeepItQiet | gq39cki | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>As an electrician I can confirm that it's mandatory to complain about what the previous guy did<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 276 |
programmerhumor | bplzizcool | gq40g0r | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am the previous guy I complain about.<|eor|><|sor|>What the... _git blame_... Oh, that was me...<|eor|><|sor|>[git blame someone else](https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else)<|eor|><|sor|>"please don't run this against your production repo and complain if this script deletes everything"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | ausdoug | gq39acb | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>5 months is usually as long as you can stretch it, otherwise you're likely to be the previous guy that you're complaining about...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
programmerhumor | MurdoMaclachlan | gq3c8g4 | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Text*
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Almost made fun of an electrician today like "is it an electrician's guild rule that you have to perform 5 minutes of ritual complaining about What Was The Previous Electrician Thinking before you're allowed to fix anything?" but then I remembered I'm a software engineer
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | Purplociraptor | gq3pm6h | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Funny story.
I hired an electrician to replace the main panel in my house (built in 2005, I've owned since 2017) last week.
When he got out of his van, the first thing he said was "I'm pretty sure I wired this house when it was built." Sure enough, his name was on the original inspection report that was still on the inside of the old panel door.
No complaining whatsoever. Just got in there, flipped the main breaker and started ripping wires out.<|eor|><|sor|>Why were you replacing a panel that was only 15/16 years old?<|eor|><|sor|>Expansion. My house was built with the minimum panel that would run my house. I bought an EV and the charger needs 34A. I also like to do hobby woodworking in my garage so I wanted more power out in the garage anyway so I upgraded the main and put a 100A sub in the garage (future proofing for 2nd EV purchase in a few years).<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know how my breaker passed inspection. I think it's because the city is corrupt or the inspector is bad/lazy. I have a 100A breaker for my EV on top of every other breaker in the house running off the same 100A main. Like what?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | Dugen | gq3raae | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Funny story.
I hired an electrician to replace the main panel in my house (built in 2005, I've owned since 2017) last week.
When he got out of his van, the first thing he said was "I'm pretty sure I wired this house when it was built." Sure enough, his name was on the original inspection report that was still on the inside of the old panel door.
No complaining whatsoever. Just got in there, flipped the main breaker and started ripping wires out.<|eor|><|sor|>Why were you replacing a panel that was only 15/16 years old?<|eor|><|sor|>Expansion. My house was built with the minimum panel that would run my house. I bought an EV and the charger needs 34A. I also like to do hobby woodworking in my garage so I wanted more power out in the garage anyway so I upgraded the main and put a 100A sub in the garage (future proofing for 2nd EV purchase in a few years).<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know how my breaker passed inspection. I think it's because the city is corrupt or the inspector is bad/lazy. I have a 100A breaker for my EV on top of every other breaker in the house running off the same 100A main. Like what?<|eor|><|sor|>That's fine.
The breaker isn't there to ensure you can't draw more power than can be supplied, it's there to ensure that it shuts things off if you try to. It also makes sure you don't send more power to the downstream wires then they can handle. A 100A circuit requires wiring that can handle 100A.
Nearly every houses panel has circuits that can draw more current total than the supply can handle which is one of the reasons why there is a circuit breaker on the main supply.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | kroppeb | gq40q2c | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am the previous guy I complain about.<|eor|><|sor|>What the... _git blame_... Oh, that was me...<|eor|><|sor|>[git blame someone else](https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else)<|eor|><|sor|>That's why you sign your commits.
So that you can just not sign your commit when you know you wrote shitty code and say someone used git-blame-someone-else to try to put the blame on you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | bitofrock | gq4dhkk | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am the previous guy I complain about.<|eor|><|sor|>What the... _git blame_... Oh, that was me...<|eor|><|sor|>[git blame someone else](https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else)<|eor|><|sor|>I worked with an absolute arse who realised that our library was open to this as well as marking all code changes to different people. This was way back when the department was charged for the number of compiles. So his work always compiled in 2-3 goes. Bonuses and all the overtime he could get.
Did it for years, ruined a female dev's career, and left me gaslit because I couldn't work out how some bugs had made it to production by me...I just didn't make those kinds of mistakes.
We were friends. One day he was joking about an error I'd made and I thought it odd. Something didn't chime. I stared at him. He stopped guiltily. I knew. But I had zero proof...but suddenly I looked a lot better to the senior devs. Weirdly, I decided to let it lie. He'd also helped me a lot. On balance, I was OK. I could cope. Until one day he openly admitted it. And laughed about the woman whose career he'd ruined. That was it. Never seen him since.
Watch out for sociopaths in your work environment and don't tolerate it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 91 |
programmerhumor | asdddosa | gq3dwt2 | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Text*
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Almost made fun of an electrician today like "is it an electrician's guild rule that you have to perform 5 minutes of ritual complaining about What Was The Previous Electrician Thinking before you're allowed to fix anything?" but then I remembered I'm a software engineer
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|sor|>good human<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | Naitsab_33 | gq3uz9u | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am the previous guy I complain about.<|eor|><|sor|>What the... _git blame_... Oh, that was me...<|eor|><|sor|>[git blame someone else](https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else)<|eor|><|sor|>Always happy to see the dark arts are spreading<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | Hour-Release-6759 | gq3kwxk | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>The Problem: I am both: programmer AND electrician.
(At my Job I create PCBs and program it, but I'm also able to wire a whole house...)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmerhumor | EclipseQQ | u9h846 | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,938 |
programmerhumor | More-like-MOREskin | i5rhe3i | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code Monkey is my preferred job title<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,625 |
programmerhumor | HYAR7E | i5rhqkw | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Seor developer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,989 |
programmerhumor | NeoVidia | i5rfz40 | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Button Pressing Expert<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,778 |
programmerhumor | Strange-Athlete2548 | i5ribx1 | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Call me whatever you want just so long as the paycheck clears.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,891 |
programmerhumor | noobiesofteng | i5riqey | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Bug Maker<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,741 |
programmerhumor | Cain_S | i5rjfvm | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code Monkey is my preferred job title<|eor|><|sor|>Came here to say this.
"Code Monkey very diligent but his output stinks, his code not functional or elegant, what do code monkey think?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,395 |
programmerhumor | EasywayScissors | i5romv8 | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code Monkey is my preferred job title<|eor|><|sor|>Came here to say this.
"Code Monkey very diligent but his output stinks, his code not functional or elegant, what do code monkey think?"<|eor|><|sor|>Code monkey think maybe manager want to write god damn login page himself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,151 |
programmerhumor | AquaRegia | i5rhdte | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The lack of responsibility that comes with "script kiddie" sounds awfully comforting. I pick that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 972 |
programmerhumor | MrPickle2255 | i5rifvc | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>sourcerer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 888 |
programmerhumor | Orbax | i5rjn6t | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tell normal people: Developer
Tell illiterate people: I do computer shit
Tell recruiters: Software Developer / Software Solution Engineer
Tell managers: I'm just a keyboard pounding monkey
Tell users: Im not the one who wrote that
Tell officers: Im sotally tober, ossifer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 877 |
programmerhumor | Hollowplanet | i5rj4dp | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Button Pressing Expert<|eor|><|sor|>I get paid to press buttons in the right order.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 763 |
programmerhumor | Cain_S | i5roqpa | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code Monkey is my preferred job title<|eor|><|sor|>Came here to say this.
"Code Monkey very diligent but his output stinks, his code not functional or elegant, what do code monkey think?"<|eor|><|sor|>Code monkey think maybe manager want to write god damn login page himself.<|eor|><|sor|>"Code monkey not say it out loud, code monkey not crazy just proud."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 673 |
programmerhumor | PhotoVegetable7496 | i5rggy9 | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Hey You"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 604 |
programmerhumor | Equixels | i5rqapr | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Call me whatever you want just so long as the paycheck clears.<|eor|><|sor|>Daddy it is then...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 583 |
programmerhumor | peebsthehuman | i5rs4fz | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Bug Maker<|eor|><|sor|>Senior bug finder here. It's a pleasure to meet you.<|eor|><|sor|>Seor bug ignorer, at your service<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 527 |
programmerhumor | llagerlof | i5rpbnp | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Bug Maker<|eor|><|sor|>Senior bug finder here. It's a pleasure to meet you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 526 |
programmerhumor | ScrillyBoi | i5rgnzf | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer keyboard fondler<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | CerealBit | i5rlnv3 | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In Germany you are not allowed to call yourself a Software Engineer by law unless you have a degree in Computer Science.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | HorstOdensack | i5rt3js | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Call me whatever you want just so long as the paycheck clears.<|eor|><|sor|>Daddy it is then...<|eor|><|sor|>Code daddy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 399 |
programmerhumor | NoOneImportantYet | i5rj33e | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Professional stack overflow researcher<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
programmerhumor | weird_dude_69_420 | utk1j3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,895 |
programmerhumor | WeSaidMeh | i9a91kd | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly my experience, glad I'm not alone. Why is this?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,376 |
programmerhumor | satosat | i9amzlw | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly my experience, glad I'm not alone. Why is this?<|eor|><|sor|>reddit is actually banned in my country, so i have to always use vpn to open it. i thought video freezing was just because of the crappy vpn. glad (though probably shouldn't be) to know that it's actually an issue for others as well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,426 |
programmerhumor | cmdkeyy | i9ajmbn | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>And when it does load, it plays in terrible quality before freezing after the first 5 seconds<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 975 |
programmerhumor | satosat | i9ank7n | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly my experience, glad I'm not alone. Why is this?<|eor|><|sor|>reddit is actually banned in my country, so i have to always use vpn to open it. i thought video freezing was just because of the crappy vpn. glad (though probably shouldn't be) to know that it's actually an issue for others as well.<|eor|><|sor|>What country is that?<|eor|><|sor|>Indonesia. I think the argument is that the ministry count them as 'pornographic' site. The ban included Tumblr and Vimeo as well IIRC although the two were overturned but Reddit remains banned.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 746 |
programmerhumor | KickinWithKaine | i9adwnv | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Code*
---
const VideoHandler = (): void -> {
if (Video.IsInteresting() || Math.random() > 0.5) {
RedditVideoPlayer.Freeze();
} else {
RedditVideoPlayer.Play();
}
};
---
^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 626 |
programmerhumor | dummyDummyOne | i9agq0k | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>if it's a gif, serve .mp4 with no audio
if it's an mp4, serve .gif<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 566 |
programmerhumor | OffBrandNameBrand | i9al3s8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>​
If Reddit devs need a hand, I am sure that r/ProgrammerHumor community could make a better video player just for the meme.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 455 |
programmerhumor | MrSkme | i9an94c | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly my experience, glad I'm not alone. Why is this?<|eor|><|sor|>reddit is actually banned in my country, so i have to always use vpn to open it. i thought video freezing was just because of the crappy vpn. glad (though probably shouldn't be) to know that it's actually an issue for others as well.<|eor|><|sor|>What country is that?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 436 |
programmerhumor | Furry_69 | i9aqz7o | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly my experience, glad I'm not alone. Why is this?<|eor|><|sor|>reddit is actually banned in my country, so i have to always use vpn to open it. i thought video freezing was just because of the crappy vpn. glad (though probably shouldn't be) to know that it's actually an issue for others as well.<|eor|><|sor|>What country is that?<|eor|><|sor|>Indonesia. I think the argument is that the ministry count them as 'pornographic' site. The ban included Tumblr and Vimeo as well IIRC although the two were overturned but Reddit remains banned.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, parts of it are, but so is nearly every single platform not meant for children. So is basically every single platform banned there?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 409 |
programmerhumor | Same_Return_579 | i9aeq5h | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Code*
---
const VideoHandler = (): void -> {
if (Video.IsInteresting() || Math.random() > 0.5) {
RedditVideoPlayer.Freeze();
} else {
RedditVideoPlayer.Play();
}
};
---
^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|sor|>Good human<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 374 |
programmerhumor | whiznat | i9ag3qn | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is fake. Reddit never just plays a video. You have to reload the page at least once, often twice, occasionally over and over and over.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 359 |
programmerhumor | KickinWithKaine | i9afk1s | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Code*
---
const VideoHandler = (): void -> {
if (Video.IsInteresting() || Math.random() > 0.5) {
RedditVideoPlayer.Freeze();
} else {
RedditVideoPlayer.Play();
}
};
---
^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|sor|>Good human<|eor|><|sor|>Beep bop :D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 353 |
programmerhumor | petergriffin1115 | i9ak9u4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>If livestream:
runSoSmoothlyFeelsLikeOfline()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
programmerhumor | blueberriessmoothie | i9au6t1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly my experience, glad I'm not alone. Why is this?<|eor|><|sor|>reddit is actually banned in my country, so i have to always use vpn to open it. i thought video freezing was just because of the crappy vpn. glad (though probably shouldn't be) to know that it's actually an issue for others as well.<|eor|><|sor|>What country is that?<|eor|><|sor|>Indonesia. I think the argument is that the ministry count them as 'pornographic' site. The ban included Tumblr and Vimeo as well IIRC although the two were overturned but Reddit remains banned.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, parts of it are, but so is nearly every single platform not meant for children. So is basically every single platform banned there?<|eor|><|sor|>officials assessing it were probably only checking the r/gonewild<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
programmerhumor | -NiMa- | i9alq24 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>`if (Video.LiveStream()){`
`RedditVideoPlayer.PlayFullHD();`
`}`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
programmerhumor | Pokinator | i9aqwr1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>And when it does load, it plays in terrible quality before freezing after the first 5 seconds<|eor|><|sor|>I wish you could set universal quality settings. Every time I have to manually set it to max (usually 720p) and yet it still plays like shit. I'm willing to wait for it to buffer, don't nuke the video to 144 when I'm trying to read text in the video<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 217 |
programmerhumor | dutch_penguin | i9az039 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly my experience, glad I'm not alone. Why is this?<|eor|><|sor|>reddit is actually banned in my country, so i have to always use vpn to open it. i thought video freezing was just because of the crappy vpn. glad (though probably shouldn't be) to know that it's actually an issue for others as well.<|eor|><|sor|>What country is that?<|eor|><|sor|>Indonesia. I think the argument is that the ministry count them as 'pornographic' site. The ban included Tumblr and Vimeo as well IIRC although the two were overturned but Reddit remains banned.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, parts of it are, but so is nearly every single platform not meant for children. So is basically every single platform banned there?<|eor|><|sor|>officials assessing it were probably only checking the r/gonewild<|eor|><|sor|>/r/gonemild is superior anyways.<|eor|><|sor|>/r/gonewilder is pretty good too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | weird_dude_69_420 | i9ao6lo | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>​
If Reddit devs need a hand, I am sure that r/ProgrammerHumor community could make a better video player just for the meme.<|eor|><|soopr|>I'm in.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | M_krabs | i9arm4k | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>if it's a gif, serve .mp4 with no audio
if it's an mp4, serve .gif<|eor|><|sor|>Of it's any other format, random 50% chance it will chug<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | Isekai-Enthousiast | i9avgs2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly my experience, glad I'm not alone. Why is this?<|eor|><|sor|>reddit is actually banned in my country, so i have to always use vpn to open it. i thought video freezing was just because of the crappy vpn. glad (though probably shouldn't be) to know that it's actually an issue for others as well.<|eor|><|sor|>What country is that?<|eor|><|sor|>Indonesia. I think the argument is that the ministry count them as 'pornographic' site. The ban included Tumblr and Vimeo as well IIRC although the two were overturned but Reddit remains banned.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, parts of it are, but so is nearly every single platform not meant for children. So is basically every single platform banned there?<|eor|><|sor|>officials assessing it were probably only checking the r/gonewild<|eor|><|sor|>/r/gonemild is superior anyways.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | SamB133 | k3l6d9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,872 |
programmerhumor | iioverbakedpotatoii | ge3ocow | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this would cause the ultimate debugging nightmare: figuring out what the old coder thought they wanted<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,241 |
programmerhumor | WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9 | ge3ukty | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this would cause the ultimate debugging nightmare: figuring out what the old coder thought they wanted<|eor|><|sor|>You lived a shitty life
Terrible husband, bad parent
Smacked a bunch of hookers around
You die and you wake up
You're sitting at a computer
A project manager is standing behind you telling you that and you need to fix a code base that has no documentation and is composed of patches on top of patches
And every time you write a function to fix a bug it causes another bug
Welcome to hell<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 432 |
programmerhumor | driftwood11010 | ge3n63y | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He should probably run it again maybe it will work. Or try shouting why at the screen.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 426 |
programmerhumor | DebugLogError | ge420w3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He should probably run it again maybe it will work. Or try shouting why at the screen.<|eor|><|sor|>The scariest thing is when running it again works.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 277 |
programmerhumor | NullPro | ge45wa9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this would cause the ultimate debugging nightmare: figuring out what the old coder thought they wanted<|eor|><|sor|>You lived a shitty life
Terrible husband, bad parent
Smacked a bunch of hookers around
You die and you wake up
You're sitting at a computer
A project manager is standing behind you telling you that and you need to fix a code base that has no documentation and is composed of patches on top of patches
And every time you write a function to fix a bug it causes another bug
Welcome to hell<|eor|><|sor|>No that's just life<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 234 |
programmerhumor | WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9 | ge3rtlv | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Things that you are probably doing wrong, based solely on things that I do wrong all the time...
Forgot to assign a value to a variable
Forgot to increment a counter
Defined a function but forgot to call the function
You labeled a class as private instead of public
Forgot to write an exit condition<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | rage1212 | ge42hlj | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He should probably run it again maybe it will work. Or try shouting why at the screen.<|eor|><|sor|>The scariest thing is when running it again works.<|eor|><|sor|>And then you discover that the last time it didnt work, because you were using one hand and it was exactly 5:36 and 54 seconds, while a taxi driver was saying nice things about the mother of the driver in front of him, while a man next door was doing jumping jacks.
I am not the only one who gets specific bugs like that, right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | UnreasonableSteve | ge4fkqv | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He should probably run it again maybe it will work. Or try shouting why at the screen.<|eor|><|sor|>The scariest thing is when running it again works.<|eor|><|sor|>And then you discover that the last time it didnt work, because you were using one hand and it was exactly 5:36 and 54 seconds, while a taxi driver was saying nice things about the mother of the driver in front of him, while a man next door was doing jumping jacks.
I am not the only one who gets specific bugs like that, right?<|eor|><|sor|>There's always the "we can only send emails 500 miles" story<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | HeerHaan | ge4f67s | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this would cause the ultimate debugging nightmare: figuring out what the old coder thought they wanted<|eor|><|sor|>You lived a shitty life
Terrible husband, bad parent
Smacked a bunch of hookers around
You die and you wake up
You're sitting at a computer
A project manager is standing behind you telling you that and you need to fix a code base that has no documentation and is composed of patches on top of patches
And every time you write a function to fix a bug it causes another bug
Welcome to hell<|eor|><|sor|>No that's just life<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe we all already died and this is our personal hell<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | lowleveldata | ge4de56 | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this would cause the ultimate debugging nightmare: figuring out what the old coder thought they wanted<|eor|><|sor|>It's fine. We'd just require everyone to document what they want to do in unambiguous details. We may as well make a syntax checker to verify that everyone follows the documentation standard while we're at it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmerhumor | SamB133 | ge3tkur | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Things that you are probably doing wrong, based solely on things that I do wrong all the time...
Forgot to assign a value to a variable
Forgot to increment a counter
Defined a function but forgot to call the function
You labeled a class as private instead of public
Forgot to write an exit condition<|eor|><|soopr|>These definitely are the top reasons why my code may not work properly!<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmerhumor | man-teiv | ge4hwux | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He should probably run it again maybe it will work. Or try shouting why at the screen.<|eor|><|sor|>The scariest thing is when running it again works.<|eor|><|sor|>And then you discover that the last time it didnt work, because you were using one hand and it was exactly 5:36 and 54 seconds, while a taxi driver was saying nice things about the mother of the driver in front of him, while a man next door was doing jumping jacks.
I am not the only one who gets specific bugs like that, right?<|eor|><|sor|>There's always the "we can only send emails 500 miles" story<|eor|><|sor|>Whats the story? Sounds good.<|eor|><|sor|>[There you go](https://www.ibiblio.org/harris/500milemail.html)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmerhumor | keten | ge4gmn2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this would cause the ultimate debugging nightmare: figuring out what the old coder thought they wanted<|eor|><|sor|>It's fine. We'd just require everyone to document what they want to do in unambiguous details. We may as well make a syntax checker to verify that everyone follows the documentation standard while we're at it.<|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit, and then we could just build a compiler to covert this unambiguous documentation to code and then we never have to write code again! Hey, wait a second...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmerhumor | PenguinTod | ge4ithc | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this would cause the ultimate debugging nightmare: figuring out what the old coder thought they wanted<|eor|><|sor|>You lived a shitty life
Terrible husband, bad parent
Smacked a bunch of hookers around
You die and you wake up
You're sitting at a computer
A project manager is standing behind you telling you that and you need to fix a code base that has no documentation and is composed of patches on top of patches
And every time you write a function to fix a bug it causes another bug
Welcome to hell<|eor|><|sor|>No that's just life<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe we all already died and this is our personal hell<|eor|><|sor|>It was never turtles; it's hells all the way down.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
programmerhumor | _Dopinder | ge4hore | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He should probably run it again maybe it will work. Or try shouting why at the screen.<|eor|><|sor|>The scariest thing is when running it again works.<|eor|><|sor|>And then you discover that the last time it didnt work, because you were using one hand and it was exactly 5:36 and 54 seconds, while a taxi driver was saying nice things about the mother of the driver in front of him, while a man next door was doing jumping jacks.
I am not the only one who gets specific bugs like that, right?<|eor|><|sor|>There's always the "we can only send emails 500 miles" story<|eor|><|sor|>Theres also printer wont print on Tuesdays<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmerhumor | thegeicogecko | ge4mbx9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He should probably run it again maybe it will work. Or try shouting why at the screen.<|eor|><|sor|>The scariest thing is when running it again works.<|eor|><|sor|>And then you discover that the last time it didnt work, because you were using one hand and it was exactly 5:36 and 54 seconds, while a taxi driver was saying nice things about the mother of the driver in front of him, while a man next door was doing jumping jacks.
I am not the only one who gets specific bugs like that, right?<|eor|><|sor|>I once had a problem where my code would intermittently not work, but I could never reproduce it ro anyone else. If someone was standing next to me, it would run fine.
Turned out the debug probe had a loose connection and having someone next to me kept the floor from vibrating, which was occasionally causing issues. Figuring that out was fun.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmerhumor | Little_Shitty | ge49ktz | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He should probably run it again maybe it will work. Or try shouting why at the screen.<|eor|><|sor|>The scariest thing is when running it again works.<|eor|><|sor|>My business user is satisfied with thinking it worked the second run, but as a dev, you know you now have to spend half the day figuring out wtf happened to get a different result.
Spoiler: the solution was another dev changing your data during your test.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmerhumor | _Dopinder | ge4wj9c | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He should probably run it again maybe it will work. Or try shouting why at the screen.<|eor|><|sor|>The scariest thing is when running it again works.<|eor|><|sor|>And then you discover that the last time it didnt work, because you were using one hand and it was exactly 5:36 and 54 seconds, while a taxi driver was saying nice things about the mother of the driver in front of him, while a man next door was doing jumping jacks.
I am not the only one who gets specific bugs like that, right?<|eor|><|sor|>There's always the "we can only send emails 500 miles" story<|eor|><|sor|>Theres also printer wont print on Tuesdays<|eor|><|sor|>I've never heard of this one...<|eor|><|sor|>https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/cupsys/+bug/255161/comments/28
What a fascinating bug!! My wife has complained that open office will never print on Tuesdays!?! Then she demonstrated it. Sure enough, won't print on Tuesday. Other applications print. I think this is the same bug. Here is my guess:
Print to a postscript file. Observe the line:
%%CreationDate: (Tue Mar 3 19:47:42 2009)
Change "Tue" to anything else:
%%CreationDate: (XTue Mar 3 19:47:42 2009)
Save the file and it prints. Tools like evince work because they simply omit the "CreationDate" tag to begin with.
Now something odd happens when my cups script (I am using the Brother MFC420CN) copies the file to a temp file. Some of the code is rearranged, not sure how or why, but it uses a command called "file" to identify the file as "PostScript". This check would work on the original file you printed, but by the time it runs the check on the temp file, it misidentifies. Normally it would return:
PostScript document text conforming at level 3.0
But there is another check that happens before the PostScript check. If it finds "Tue" at the fourth byte of the file, it identifies it as:
Jan 22 14:32:44 MET 1991\011Erlang JAM file - version 4.2
So it's not a problem w/ openoffice.org, cups, or the brother printer drivers. It is a bug in the `file` utility, and documented at https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/file/+bug/248619.
Now, I cannot recommend a fix, but here is my workaround hack:
make a change in file /usr/local/Brother/lpd/filterMFC420CN
change:
cat > $INPUT_TEMP
to:
cat | sed -e 's/^%%CreationDate: (Tue/%%CreationDate: (tue/' > $INPUT_TEMP
This will identify a pattern that matches "%%CreationDate: (Tue" at the start of a line, and change "Tue" to "tue".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmerhumor | ImGonnaHaveToAsk | ge499pz | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My dad had a sign up in the computer room at his work back in the 80s:
I hate this machine,
I really want to sell it,
It never does just what I want,
But only what I tell it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
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