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programmerhumor | raretrophysix | dv9ihnv | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I prefer work from home. Just me and my computer in a dinky dark room. <|eor|><|sor|>...and four kids, and a cat, and wife's mom<|eor|><|sor|>Hah! Like I am ever going to find someone to have kids with.<|eor|><|sor|>^ this guy codes<|eor|><|sor|>I'm the only single developer I know out of dozens. After school ends and a good job comes in to boost their confidence, it's only a matter of months before they find someone. I feel this stereotype only applies to college students<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | jD91mZM2 | dv9jxyw | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I prefer work from home. Just me and my computer in a dinky dark room. <|eor|><|sor|>...and four kids, and a cat, and wife's mom<|eor|><|sor|>Hah! Like I am ever going to find someone to have kids with.<|eor|><|sor|>^ this guy codes<|eor|><|sor|>I'm the only single developer I know out of dozens. After school ends and a good job comes in to boost their confidence, it's only a matter of months before they find someone. I feel this stereotype only applies to college students<|eor|><|sor|>Instructions unclear, got a job to work at home, and never go outside. /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 199 |
programmerhumor | UniquePackage7318 | wu20l7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,451 |
programmerhumor | Phobit | il7kvrj | <|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"how to bash cat with pipe"
-my favorite<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,632 |
programmerhumor | ExtensionInformal911 | il7dq8c | <|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> how to abort process
"Ok, so he's pro choice and curious how it works?"
>how to transfer child process to new parent
"So, adoption? Weird way to phrase it, but ok."
> transfer child.process python
"Wait, this is about snakes?"
> kill child to save resources
"Nope."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,610 |
programmerhumor | dirty-hurdy-gurdy | il7mhj7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How to handle multiple simultaneous insertions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,160 |
programmerhumor | fukalufaluckagus | il7yc7m | <|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"how to bash cat with pipe"
-my favorite<|eor|><|sor|>"Why does he have to google this? It seems pretty straightforward"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,666 |
programmerhumor | TakeAPeace | il79lmx | <|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"But you're a car salesman"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,371 |
programmerhumor | LavenderDay3544 | il80130 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> how to abort process
"Ok, so he's pro choice and curious how it works?"
>how to transfer child process to new parent
"So, adoption? Weird way to phrase it, but ok."
> transfer child.process python
"Wait, this is about snakes?"
> kill child to save resources
"Nope."<|eor|><|sor|>>Reattach detatched head git
"Wut?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,238 |
programmerhumor | acharyarupak391 | il7rszc | <|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How to handle multiple simultaneous insertions<|eor|><|sor|>How to run penetration process in a loop?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,031 |
programmerhumor | hperrin | il7ghs7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How to kill zombie child.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 785 |
programmerhumor | Marrk | il7iw5a | <|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How to kill zombie child.<|eor|><|sor|>"how to kill orphaned children silently"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 556 |
programmerhumor | wunschpunsch69 | il7oagr | <|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reattach detached head *git*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 508 |
programmerhumor | Northanui | il84olp | <|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> how to abort process
"Ok, so he's pro choice and curious how it works?"
>how to transfer child process to new parent
"So, adoption? Weird way to phrase it, but ok."
> transfer child.process python
"Wait, this is about snakes?"
> kill child to save resources
"Nope."<|eor|><|sor|>>Reattach detatched head git
"Wut?"<|eor|><|sor|>I love threads like these, they make me laugh my ass off, but I also use Git and I've only ever googled reasonably normal sounding shit like "how to revert already pushed commit", "how to apply specific commit to branch" not this fkin
"how to axe children / how to jizz on multiple slaves"
like WTF, context/wording is important...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 449 |
programmerhumor | HatesTheLetterX | il79yfs | <|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Brainfuck is easy to learn. But horrible to write and quite impossible to read.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 417 |
programmerhumor | markp_93 | il8podi | <|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How to handle multiple simultaneous insertions<|eor|><|sor|>How to run penetration process in a loop?<|eor|><|sor|>how to do backdoor pentesting with a honeypot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 397 |
programmerhumor | drewhead118 | il7cdc9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"But you're a car salesman"<|eor|><|sor|>the #1 reason that most programmers are single is that they're a car salesman and the conflict of their very nature drives others away<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 368 |
programmerhumor | PyroCatt | il7ogcd | <|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"But you're a car salesman"<|eor|><|sor|>Slaps top of CPU
This bad boi can hold so much bad code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 347 |
programmerhumor | DuskEvoke | il856f8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> how to abort process
"Ok, so he's pro choice and curious how it works?"
>how to transfer child process to new parent
"So, adoption? Weird way to phrase it, but ok."
> transfer child.process python
"Wait, this is about snakes?"
> kill child to save resources
"Nope."<|eor|><|sor|>>Reattach detatched head git
"Wut?"<|eor|><|sor|>I love threads like these, they make me laugh my ass off, but I also use Git and I've only ever googled reasonably normal sounding shit like "how to revert already pushed commit", "how to apply specific commit to branch" not this fkin
"how to axe children / how to jizz on multiple slaves"
like WTF, context/wording is important...<|eor|><|sor|>"How to feed a box of framing nails to a 9 year old in Javascript"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 330 |
programmerhumor | public_0pini0n | qj49rc | <|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,361 |
programmerhumor | TobyWasBestSpiderMan | hinrfz3 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I hate it when you roll up to an intersection and that mutex lock is broken<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,383 |
programmerhumor | bumbelbie1981 | hinordg | <|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I know the feeling<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,050 |
programmerhumor | metal88heart | hio0kfh | <|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I dont know why the one on the right gives me more anxiety<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 590 |
programmerhumor | SillyFlyGuy | hiojvl4 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I hate it when you roll up to an intersection and that mutex lock is broken<|eor|><|sor|>At my very first dev job, I was having an intermittent locking issue that caused some ridiculous memory leak.
I asked my senior dev for help.
After looking at my code for a few minutes, he said "Look, there's no such thing as an intermittent locking issue. You either do have a race condition, or you don't. You do."
So we wrote another service that killed that first service and restarted it every hour. We shipped it, no complaints.
I learned a lot about the industry that day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 417 |
programmerhumor | public_0pini0n | hinxcau | <|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I know the feeling<|eor|><|soopr|>Guess we all know<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 348 |
programmerhumor | MarquisDan | hioaq29 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My method is just to use 'await' and let God sort it out.
Nothing can possiblie go wrong.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 346 |
programmerhumor | dependency_injector | hiogtpa | <|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I know the feeling<|eor|><|soopr|>Guess we all know<|eoopr|><|sor|>You guys multithread? <|eor|><|sor|>No, I promise<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 339 |
programmerhumor | nocfenix | hiodg4h | <|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I dont know why the one on the right gives me more anxiety<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Its like, on the left you know its a trash fire. The right, youre waiting and dreading when those cars start smashing into shit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 326 |
programmerhumor | Safebox | hio28zk | <|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I know the feeling<|eor|><|soopr|>Guess we all know<|eoopr|><|sor|>You guys multithread? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 286 |
programmerhumor | Mateorabi | hiogwvv | <|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I dont know why the one on the right gives me more anxiety<|eor|><|sor|>The one on the left is robust and fault-tolerant. The right lives on a knifes edge where one miss-scheduling, one blocked I/O, brings it all down.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | CorruptedBodyImage | hipidqc | <|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I hate it when you roll up to an intersection and that mutex lock is broken<|eor|><|sor|>At my very first dev job, I was having an intermittent locking issue that caused some ridiculous memory leak.
I asked my senior dev for help.
After looking at my code for a few minutes, he said "Look, there's no such thing as an intermittent locking issue. You either do have a race condition, or you don't. You do."
So we wrote another service that killed that first service and restarted it every hour. We shipped it, no complaints.
I learned a lot about the industry that day.<|eor|><|sor|>I heard a story like that with Gmail. In the early days they had a bunch of memory leaks in their C++ backend. The solution? Just kill it whenever it crosses a threshold.
There's also a famous story about a ballistic missile guidance system that leaked memory. The engineers calculated the max range of the missile, the rate memory was leaked and determined that it'd last through the max range of the missile. Sort of the ultimate in garbage collection!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 240 |
programmerhumor | throwit7896454 | hiofmwl | <|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I hate it when you roll up to an intersection and that mutex lock is broken<|eor|><|sor|>Absolutely, but at least in both videos no one's starving!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | Beanusss | hinv3oc | <|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>basically my first project with multithreading<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | AphelionConnection | hipvbu4 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I hate it when you roll up to an intersection and that mutex lock is broken<|eor|><|sor|>At my very first dev job, I was having an intermittent locking issue that caused some ridiculous memory leak.
I asked my senior dev for help.
After looking at my code for a few minutes, he said "Look, there's no such thing as an intermittent locking issue. You either do have a race condition, or you don't. You do."
So we wrote another service that killed that first service and restarted it every hour. We shipped it, no complaints.
I learned a lot about the industry that day.<|eor|><|sor|>I heard a story like that with Gmail. In the early days they had a bunch of memory leaks in their C++ backend. The solution? Just kill it whenever it crosses a threshold.
There's also a famous story about a ballistic missile guidance system that leaked memory. The engineers calculated the max range of the missile, the rate memory was leaked and determined that it'd last through the max range of the missile. Sort of the ultimate in garbage collection!<|eor|><|sor|>TES III Morrowind on the original XBox also would famously have the occasional abnormally long loading screen, which was actually the game stealthily rebooting the entire console in the background when the memory limit was reached. Most players had no ideait was happening.
Probably more of a hardware limitation than an actual leak, but it's in the sprit of things.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmerhumor | FunGuyAstronaut | hioh3di | <|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I dont know why the one on the right gives me more anxiety<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Its like, on the left you know its a trash fire. The right, youre waiting and dreading when those cars start smashing into shit.<|eor|><|sor|>I think it comes from naturally withholding complete trust that your code won't shit the bed the second it's pushed out to production.
Like you've gotten used to thinking to yourself damn this works really good... almost too good...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | NotAGingerMidget | hioi5wx | <|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My method is just to use 'await' and let God sort it out.
Nothing can possiblie go wrong.<|eor|><|sor|>You do really respect the Seniors to call them gods.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | sh0rtwave | hio5s66 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You know what I don't see...on either side...
Not a single yield.
Edit: Honestly, you'd think at least with the traffic one, there'd be a yield somewhere.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | nosam56 | hiog9oc | <|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I hate it when you roll up to an intersection and that mutex lock is broken<|eor|><|sor|>Absolutely, but at least in both videos no one's starving!<|eor|><|sor|>Those philosophers are eating good tonight!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | tenkindsofpeople | hioprmw | <|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I dont know why the one on the right gives me more anxiety<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Its like, on the left you know its a trash fire. The right, youre waiting and dreading when those cars start smashing into shit.<|eor|><|sor|>I think it comes from naturally withholding complete trust that your code won't shit the bed the second it's pushed out to production.
Like you've gotten used to thinking to yourself damn this works really good... almost too good...<|eor|><|sor|>The log is quiet too quiet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmerhumor | MrCuteDiaperRETURNS | us85bb | <|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,341 |
programmerhumor | derLustigeLucasKappa | i91zm3b | <|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Hey if you dont have any bugs anymore, you cant charge the client extra to get them fixed /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 733 |
programmerhumor | MrCuteDiaperRETURNS | i921dku | <|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>with with?<|eor|><|soopr|>Thats the bug.
Thank you it will be $129.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 362 |
programmerhumor | dlq84 | i9211d0 | <|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>with with?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 268 |
programmerhumor | Ange1ofD4rkness | i92mw6s | <|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Hey if you dont have any bugs anymore, you cant charge the client extra to get them fixed /s<|eor|><|sor|>I knew someone once, who swore the code a developer wrote for their company, had a timer or something in it, and would "break" on purpose, so the dev could charge them to come out and "fix" it (though they could never prove it)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 266 |
programmerhumor | wastedHercules | i923xpd | <|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Of course lol. It's called job security.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 262 |
programmerhumor | lynaghe6321 | i92vtmy | <|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Hey if you dont have any bugs anymore, you cant charge the client extra to get them fixed /s<|eor|><|sor|>I knew someone once, who swore the code a developer wrote for their company, had a timer or something in it, and would "break" on purpose, so the dev could charge them to come out and "fix" it (though they could never prove it)<|eor|><|sor|>Thats because it took a week for the end user to start creating the most insane edge cases youve ever seen in your life<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
programmerhumor | Andrelliina | i92xk44 | <|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Hey if you dont have any bugs anymore, you cant charge the client extra to get them fixed /s<|eor|><|sor|>I knew someone once, who swore the code a developer wrote for their company, had a timer or something in it, and would "break" on purpose, so the dev could charge them to come out and "fix" it (though they could never prove it)<|eor|><|sor|>Thats because it took a week for the end user to start creating the most insane edge cases youve ever seen in your life<|eor|><|sor|>I worked with a guy who really had a talent for testing software like that insane edge-case user and would bash at everything until he broke it. Which was nice<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
programmerhumor | lynaghe6321 | i93356t | <|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Hey if you dont have any bugs anymore, you cant charge the client extra to get them fixed /s<|eor|><|sor|>I knew someone once, who swore the code a developer wrote for their company, had a timer or something in it, and would "break" on purpose, so the dev could charge them to come out and "fix" it (though they could never prove it)<|eor|><|sor|>Thats because it took a week for the end user to start creating the most insane edge cases youve ever seen in your life<|eor|><|sor|>I worked with a guy who really had a talent for testing software like that insane edge-case user and would bash at everything until he broke it. Which was nice<|eor|><|sor|>A guy who does QA on one of my projects is the same, its impressive watching him devise the most devious set of parameters to destroy everything<|eor|><|sor|>Can you explain what this means in 'ive never even seen code' terms pls?<|eor|><|sor|>>Sure, for example, I was building a video component for a website for one of our clients, it would take a link from youtube or vimeo, or an uploaded video, and then display it on the page.
>
>Our QA found that if you upload a very low resolution video, and then manually change the resolution in the software we use to manage the video to 1:1, the video would not be centered when it was displayed.
>
>I have no idea who in their right mind would ever think of doing this, but it was technically a bug and he found it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | lynaghe6321 | i92yaup | <|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Hey if you dont have any bugs anymore, you cant charge the client extra to get them fixed /s<|eor|><|sor|>I knew someone once, who swore the code a developer wrote for their company, had a timer or something in it, and would "break" on purpose, so the dev could charge them to come out and "fix" it (though they could never prove it)<|eor|><|sor|>Thats because it took a week for the end user to start creating the most insane edge cases youve ever seen in your life<|eor|><|sor|>I worked with a guy who really had a talent for testing software like that insane edge-case user and would bash at everything until he broke it. Which was nice<|eor|><|sor|>A guy who does QA on one of my projects is the same, its impressive watching him devise the most devious set of parameters to destroy everything<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | maxminister01 | i92buie | <|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's like : "When the error code finally change"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | tyler1128 | i925cpb | <|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Of course lol. It's called job security.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey management said to fix it, they didn't say the fix had to be good.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | lynaghe6321 | i9382rc | <|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I knew someone once, who swore the code a developer wrote for their company, had a timer or something in it, and would "break" on purpose, so the dev could charge them to come out and "fix" it (though they could never prove it)<|eor|><|sor|>Thats because it took a week for the end user to start creating the most insane edge cases youve ever seen in your life<|eor|><|sor|>I worked with a guy who really had a talent for testing software like that insane edge-case user and would bash at everything until he broke it. Which was nice<|eor|><|sor|>A guy who does QA on one of my projects is the same, its impressive watching him devise the most devious set of parameters to destroy everything<|eor|><|sor|>Can you explain what this means in 'ive never even seen code' terms pls?<|eor|><|sor|>>Sure, for example, I was building a video component for a website for one of our clients, it would take a link from youtube or vimeo, or an uploaded video, and then display it on the page.
>
>Our QA found that if you upload a very low resolution video, and then manually change the resolution in the software we use to manage the video to 1:1, the video would not be centered when it was displayed.
>
>I have no idea who in their right mind would ever think of doing this, but it was technically a bug and he found it.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh damn I understand it thanks, I guess him finding the bug was annoying since there was no point in fixing it?<|eor|><|sor|>Its a little annoying for me sure, but honestly the fact that he goes this far is good, even though this wasnt a serious bug, it could have been, and without his diligence I never wouldve known. Id prefer someone that finds every little stupid bug over someone who lets broken code onto production<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | Devil_Dan83 | i92ca8k | <|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>If it ain't broke don't fix it.
If it is broke, don't fix it because you'll break something else.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmerhumor | FlapjackProductions | i931van | <|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Hey if you dont have any bugs anymore, you cant charge the client extra to get them fixed /s<|eor|><|sor|>I knew someone once, who swore the code a developer wrote for their company, had a timer or something in it, and would "break" on purpose, so the dev could charge them to come out and "fix" it (though they could never prove it)<|eor|><|sor|>Thats because it took a week for the end user to start creating the most insane edge cases youve ever seen in your life<|eor|><|sor|>I worked with a guy who really had a talent for testing software like that insane edge-case user and would bash at everything until he broke it. Which was nice<|eor|><|sor|>A guy who does QA on one of my projects is the same, its impressive watching him devise the most devious set of parameters to destroy everything<|eor|><|sor|>Can you explain what this means in 'ive never even seen code' terms pls?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmerhumor | Andrelliina | i93cmh1 | <|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Hey if you dont have any bugs anymore, you cant charge the client extra to get them fixed /s<|eor|><|sor|>I knew someone once, who swore the code a developer wrote for their company, had a timer or something in it, and would "break" on purpose, so the dev could charge them to come out and "fix" it (though they could never prove it)<|eor|><|sor|>Thats because it took a week for the end user to start creating the most insane edge cases youve ever seen in your life<|eor|><|sor|>I worked with a guy who really had a talent for testing software like that insane edge-case user and would bash at everything until he broke it. Which was nice<|eor|><|sor|>A guy who does QA on one of my projects is the same, its impressive watching him devise the most devious set of parameters to destroy everything<|eor|><|sor|>Can you explain what this means in 'ive never even seen code' terms pls?<|eor|><|sor|>>Sure, for example, I was building a video component for a website for one of our clients, it would take a link from youtube or vimeo, or an uploaded video, and then display it on the page.
>
>Our QA found that if you upload a very low resolution video, and then manually change the resolution in the software we use to manage the video to 1:1, the video would not be centered when it was displayed.
>
>I have no idea who in their right mind would ever think of doing this, but it was technically a bug and he found it.<|eor|><|sor|>The probability that a user will exist who is equivalent to an infinite number of monkeys is 1.
And he is using your software right now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmerhumor | MrReikor | i92epki | <|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>whats the name of this meme plz?<|eor|><|sor|>idk the name of the meme, but thats bugha reaction when he win the fortnite world cup<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmerhumor | EternityForest | i929sy0 | <|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You wrote the with three time instead of one time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmerhumor | TheTacoWombat | i933uyu | <|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Hey if you dont have any bugs anymore, you cant charge the client extra to get them fixed /s<|eor|><|sor|>I knew someone once, who swore the code a developer wrote for their company, had a timer or something in it, and would "break" on purpose, so the dev could charge them to come out and "fix" it (though they could never prove it)<|eor|><|sor|>Thats because it took a week for the end user to start creating the most insane edge cases youve ever seen in your life<|eor|><|sor|>I worked with a guy who really had a talent for testing software like that insane edge-case user and would bash at everything until he broke it. Which was nice<|eor|><|sor|>A guy who does QA on one of my projects is the same, its impressive watching him devise the most devious set of parameters to destroy everything<|eor|><|sor|>Can you explain what this means in 'ive never even seen code' terms pls?<|eor|><|sor|>One time while regression testing our web product, a day before the scheduled release, I casually tried adding several billion dollars to a sales order, just to see what would happen. It borked the database and required three devs to fix it.
No one was happy, but at least I found an edge case. :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmerhumor | Prawn1908 | i932mcu | <|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>whats the name of this meme plz?<|eor|><|sor|>idk the name of the meme, but thats bugha reaction when he win the fortnite world cup<|eor|><|sor|>Did they really play it in a stadium? Maybe the gif only has 3 1/2 pixels, but it seems like nobody in the stands can see the players.<|eor|><|sor|>Big LAN esports tournaments are often played with a live audience. The gameplay is put up on big jumbotron screens.
Like most spectator sports, the best viewing experience almost always is at home on a TV, but watching live with a crowd is about the experience.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmerhumor | science_nerd_dadof3 | i92ge74 | <|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>96 bugs in the code!
96 bugs in the code!
Take one out, pass all the tests!
375 bugs in the code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmerhumor | jarsss8 | x0oql0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,183 |
programmerhumor | gnuban | im9syfz | <|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sorry, but that is just a dumbed down version of the original "css is awesome" https://css-tricks.com/css-is-awesome/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,928 |
programmerhumor | haburner | im9ygyh | <|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sorry, but that is just a dumbed down version of the original "css is awesome" https://css-tricks.com/css-is-awesome/<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, but the new one has some random companys logo on it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,027 |
programmerhumor | Rollo_Tomassi_o-O_ | im9ch98 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would do only CSS all day long. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 554 |
programmerhumor | killeronthecorner | ima48fy | <|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sorry, but that is just a dumbed down version of the original "css is awesome" https://css-tricks.com/css-is-awesome/<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, but the new one has some random companys logo on it!<|eor|><|sor|>Don't worry - the name is so generic I've already forgotten it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 414 |
programmerhumor | WatermelonlessonAny4 | im9eus1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would do only CSS all day long. <|eor|><|sor|>Yes! Me too! For all the people who say CSS sucks , even half jokingly, I ask: would you like to go back to the days of tables and in-line font tags, bgcolor, etc? Where, if the designer changed one color, you had to carefully pore through literally HUNDREDs or THOUSANDS of pages looking for that color and fixing it ( I did ). Over and over again? Especially terrible on Windows because I didnt know what grep was at the time and even if I did, didnt have access to it?! Do you know about flex box and grid and word break? And CSS filters and animations that are *hardware* accelerated unlike JavaScript animations? And container queries and CSS variables and calc ?! And on and on and on. CSS is awesome! Give it another try and let it change your mind <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 352 |
programmerhumor | getthemdiamonds | im9inm7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Idk, I think counter-strike: source is pretty good<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
programmerhumor | dannypas00 | im9jnhb | <|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would do only CSS all day long. <|eor|><|sor|>Yes! Me too! For all the people who say CSS sucks , even half jokingly, I ask: would you like to go back to the days of tables and in-line font tags, bgcolor, etc? Where, if the designer changed one color, you had to carefully pore through literally HUNDREDs or THOUSANDS of pages looking for that color and fixing it ( I did ). Over and over again? Especially terrible on Windows because I didnt know what grep was at the time and even if I did, didnt have access to it?! Do you know about flex box and grid and word break? And CSS filters and animations that are *hardware* accelerated unlike JavaScript animations? And container queries and CSS variables and calc ?! And on and on and on. CSS is awesome! Give it another try and let it change your mind <|eor|><|sor|>I know that css is great, I just never ever want to touch it myself again. All I want to do is import someone else's library, give my divs a class and maybe change a colour variable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | YMK1234 | im9keva | <|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The 00s called and want their joke back.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
programmerhumor | HwangLiang | ima06hb | <|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sorry, but that is just a dumbed down version of the original "css is awesome" https://css-tricks.com/css-is-awesome/<|eor|><|sor|>Damn my company just had me do the front end for a client even tho I dont do front end shit. This woulda been nice info to have. Lmao.
W/e I told them never again already.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmerhumor | non_profit_investor | im9unv9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Official anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29RdAKFgXq0<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmerhumor | mr_raboot | im98csl | <|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>true<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programmerhumor | my_very_first_alt | im9zfiv | <|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>youre proud that your company rips off 20 year old jokes?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmerhumor | _________FU_________ | im9v2cr | <|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lol theres nothing more thats on you than hating CSS in 2022. If you never had to debug IE6 without a console then I dont want to hear how hard it is. You bastards get flex!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmerhumor | lukee910 | im9r8p0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would do only CSS all day long. <|eor|><|sor|>Yes! Me too! For all the people who say CSS sucks , even half jokingly, I ask: would you like to go back to the days of tables and in-line font tags, bgcolor, etc? Where, if the designer changed one color, you had to carefully pore through literally HUNDREDs or THOUSANDS of pages looking for that color and fixing it ( I did ). Over and over again? Especially terrible on Windows because I didnt know what grep was at the time and even if I did, didnt have access to it?! Do you know about flex box and grid and word break? And CSS filters and animations that are *hardware* accelerated unlike JavaScript animations? And container queries and CSS variables and calc ?! And on and on and on. CSS is awesome! Give it another try and let it change your mind <|eor|><|sor|>I've used CSS (or rather SCSS) a lot at work. It's a lot better than what came before and has some cool features. However, when stuff goes wrong or in some specific situations, it can be a massive pain. It's probably one of the best implementations of a styling system I've seen across web (i.e. just CSS) and desktop (mostly C#/Java). It's a tricky problem they try to solve and it has technical debt, which inevitably results in some gray hair.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmerhumor | dannypas00 | ima4w8w | <|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would do only CSS all day long. <|eor|><|sor|>Yes! Me too! For all the people who say CSS sucks , even half jokingly, I ask: would you like to go back to the days of tables and in-line font tags, bgcolor, etc? Where, if the designer changed one color, you had to carefully pore through literally HUNDREDs or THOUSANDS of pages looking for that color and fixing it ( I did ). Over and over again? Especially terrible on Windows because I didnt know what grep was at the time and even if I did, didnt have access to it?! Do you know about flex box and grid and word break? And CSS filters and animations that are *hardware* accelerated unlike JavaScript animations? And container queries and CSS variables and calc ?! And on and on and on. CSS is awesome! Give it another try and let it change your mind <|eor|><|sor|>I know that css is great, I just never ever want to touch it myself again. All I want to do is import someone else's library, give my divs a class and maybe change a colour variable.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Or any other css framework, yeah.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmerhumor | Idraic7 | im9zpz4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you are going to hate on CSS at least put the sticker straight<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmerhumor | Razor1804 | im9l9jd | <|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Wahwahwah I refuse to spend time learning simple concepts that in turn make me a better developer."
The real jokes at this point are the people that genuinely think CSS is hard or bad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmerhumor | MotherKyleGg | im9d6q5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>
Oh my God, how fresh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmerhumor | ArnulfHill | ozo1pv | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,088 |
programmerhumor | Aleph-Nullium | h815edg | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a violation of human rights in all 190+ countries.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,005 |
programmerhumor | lelarentaka | h819u4f | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a violation of human rights in all 190+ countries.<|eor|><|sor|>But not Indonesia, where Java is spoken by 40% of the country's population.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 881 |
programmerhumor | LucienZerger | h8127zk | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that's a bit harsh..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 536 |
programmerhumor | frosties-2000 | h811yui | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Two years of JavaScript is brutal, I could barely do one semester<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | xCryliaD | h81ajdh | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a violation of human rights in all 190+ countries.<|eor|><|sor|>But not Indonesia, where Java is spoken by 40% of the country's population.<|eor|><|sor|>Pfff, my snake speaks Python!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 369 |
programmerhumor | Nochillmetaldrill | h8185lf | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So death sentence by suicide, Finland is really living up to the reputation of being metal<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 324 |
programmerhumor | Air320 | h81ah68 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Two years of JavaScript is brutal, I could barely do one semester<|eor|><|sor|>How about a whole career then?<|eor|><|sor|>Blink twice if you need help.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 251 |
programmerhumor | justgossiping | h81grhv | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Next you'll be outsourcing this too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 234 |
programmerhumor | theclovek | h8193xe | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Two years of JavaScript is brutal, I could barely do one semester<|eor|><|sor|>How about a whole career then?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 220 |
programmerhumor | Sceptz | h81bil7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that's a bit harsh..<|eor|><|sor|>It's a violation of the Geneva Convention!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | OishikGYT2 | h816nte | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>death sentence: "i shall sentence you to a 5 year course of assembly."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
programmerhumor | theclovek | h81ef17 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Two years of JavaScript is brutal, I could barely do one semester<|eor|><|sor|>How about a whole career then?<|eor|><|sor|>Blink twice if you need help.<|eor|><|sor|>`<blink>Everything is fine</blink>`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | MikMikYT | h81m0cf | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that's a bit harsh..<|eor|><|sor|>It's a violation of the Geneva Convention!<|eor|><|sor|>more like geneva suggestion<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | ordinaryBiped | h815qmp | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"just kill me already"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | Games_sans_frontiers | h817gow | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd do 2 years JavaScript over 2 years CSS. That shit is brutal.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmerhumor | Orkaad | h81augq | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"You will have to support IE7"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | IamImposter | h81d8lo | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a violation of human rights in all 190+ countries.<|eor|><|sor|>But not Indonesia, where Java is spoken by 40% of the country's population.<|eor|><|sor|>Java is not Javascript<|eor|><|sor|>Java and javascript are as similar as best and bestiality.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | Semi-Hemi-Demigod | h82041m | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You are stealing: right to JavaScript. You are playing music too loud: right to JavaScript, right away. Driving too fast: JavaScript. Slow: JavaScript. You are charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses: you right to JavaScript. You undercook fish? Believe it or not, JavaScript. You overcook chicken, also JavaScript. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the dentist and you don't show up, believe it or not, JavaScript, right away. We have the best patients in the world because of JavaScript.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | gaylurking | h817gbp | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>death sentence: "i shall sentence you to a 5 year course of assembly."<|eor|><|sor|>Id take that over JS any day<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmerhumor | StanEclipse | 11gz6w1 | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,065 |
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