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programmerhumor | DeadM3me | hmc37nk | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Special Characters may Only include ! * $ or @"
I hate stupid password restrictions.<|eor|><|sor|>My bank validated its password restrictions when you set a password and when you login. Problem was, I was able to ... | 629 |
programmerhumor | VelionaVollerei | hmaclnw | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like semicolon<|eor|><|sor|>All my passwords look like sql injection<|eor|><|sor|>```p@ssw0rd'); drop table passwords;--```<|eor|><|sor|>Little bobby password<|eor|><|sor|>[obligatory relevant xkcd](https://xkc... | 578 |
programmerhumor | StochasticTinkr | hmag08r | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If your plaintext password ends up in a file, someone did something VERY wrong to start with.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 556 |
programmerhumor | also_also_bort | rh5taa | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,396 |
programmerhumor | Oh2bworn2 | hoogpmu | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You know the log4j thing is all a hoax created by bill Gates. He wants to add trackers to all our logs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,420 |
programmerhumor | properu | hooe444 | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/rickhanlonii/status/1470074730279546895) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screens... | 2,072 |
programmerhumor | Sollder1_ | hooikyl | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why not jusr deploy the Patch using the vulnerability itself lol?!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,818 |
programmerhumor | asianabsinthe | hoojhrz | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You know the log4j thing is all a hoax created by bill Gates. He wants to add trackers to all our logs.<|eor|><|sor|>Why is it asking me to sign into my Microsoft account?<|eor|><... | 632 |
programmerhumor | Daikataro | hooy6j1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I always keep my servers outfitted with high quality quartz crystals that keep their natural resistance to vulnerabilities on point<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 585 |
programmerhumor | Astir_Lotus | hop1our | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a call from windows that said I had a virus. I downloaded their natural RAM and the virus is gone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 548 |
programmerhumor | also_also_bort | hoohzpi | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/rickhanlonii/status/1470074730279546895) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screens... | 467 |
programmerhumor | ButterM-40 | hooxhk4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/rickhanlonii/status/1470074730279546895) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screens... | 438 |
programmerhumor | piberryboy | hop420n | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why not jusr deploy the Patch using the vulnerability itself lol?!?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I remember listening to an episode of Darknet Diaries where they talked abo... | 413 |
programmerhumor | pimezone | hookjzg | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If firewalls work, why should I patch log4j? Just think about it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 382 |
programmerhumor | properu | hopnuae | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/rickhanlonii/status/1470074730279546895) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screens... | 376 |
programmerhumor | Flopamp | hoojx1q | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This problem never happened before 5G<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 365 |
programmerhumor | jhill515 | hopeirj | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Time to dig out that Trojan Horse Dewormer again...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 352 |
programmerhumor | OutrageousFlatworm38 | hookpoi | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You know the log4j thing is all a hoax created by bill Gates. He wants to add trackers to all our logs.<|eor|><|sor|>Why is it asking me to sign into my Microsoft account?<|eor|><... | 245 |
programmerhumor | grrrrreat | hooh5gd | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If we just let the hackers take over it'll patch itself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | khiron | hopdftf | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/rickhanlonii/status/1470074730279546895) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screens... | 242 |
programmerhumor | Zootorg | hoosptb | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah! Soon therell be another variant of the vulnerability. How many will you patch?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 237 |
programmerhumor | looselytethered | hop4kck | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why not jusr deploy the Patch using the vulnerability itself lol?!?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I remember listening to an episode of Darknet Diaries where they talked abo... | 234 |
programmerhumor | uoytha | hop3o4s | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why not jusr deploy the Patch using the vulnerability itself lol?!?<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao imagine if someone actually exploited that to inject a fix for it<|eor|><|sor|>I actually saw... | 211 |
programmerhumor | dictaman | vzk1bs | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,329 |
programmerhumor | regexPattern | ig8srfc | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you know you can make infinite variations of this same post right<|eor|><|sor|>No, youll run out of memory.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,932 |
programmerhumor | Harmonic_Gear | ig8qqjt | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you know you can make infinite variations of this same post right<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,598 |
programmerhumor | YTChillVibesLofi | ig8tz0t | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>No programmer arm has ever looked like this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,173 |
programmerhumor | ndxinroy7 | ig8szjy | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 912 |
programmerhumor | dorkmania | ig8sxck | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you know you can make infinite variations of this same post right<|eor|><|sor|>No, youll run out of memory.<|eor|><|sor|>Garbage collection.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 852 |
programmerhumor | pacman404 | ig916m4 | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|><|eor|><|sor|>Son of a bitch, I always thought this meme was a random drawing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 680 |
programmerhumor | jpc0za | ig8uja4 | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>No programmer arm has ever looked like this<|eor|><|sor|>Nono its the right arm, it tracks...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 662 |
programmerhumor | ShawSumma | ig8u1p2 | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you know you can make infinite variations of this same post right<|eor|><|sor|>No, youll run out of memory.<|eor|><|sor|>Garbage collection.<|eor|><|sor|>only works if you stop referencing them.<|eor|><|... | 410 |
programmerhumor | 74k32 | ig8reuj | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Whaaaaat? I'm offended! Why do mathematicians have the bigger muscle??? \s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 371 |
programmerhumor | justlovingreddit2 | ig962vy | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you know you can make infinite variations of this same post right<|eor|><|sor|>No, youll run out of memory.<|eor|><|sor|>Garbage collection.<|eor|><|sor|>only works if you stop referencing them.<|eor|><|... | 298 |
programmerhumor | nIBLIB | ig8xrs5 | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me, knowing nothing about either programming or mathematics at this level: an exited 5 equals 120<|eor|><|sor|>In maths: 5! = 5x4x3x2x1 = 120. the X! Is pronounced X factorial.
In programming != means ... | 292 |
programmerhumor | dorkmania | ig94fse | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you know you can make infinite variations of this same post right<|eor|><|sor|>No, youll run out of memory.<|eor|><|sor|>Garbage collection.<|eor|><|sor|>only works if you stop referencing them.<|eor|><|... | 291 |
programmerhumor | nater255 | ig92w09 | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|><|eor|><|sor|>Son of a bitch, I always thought this meme was a random drawing<|eor|><|sor|>Boy, howdy. Let me tell you about a great film called PREDATOR.<|eor|><|eols|><|endof... | 256 |
programmerhumor | CptMisterNibbles | ig8zzmr | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you know you can make infinite variations of this same post right<|eor|><|sor|>0!=1 is particularly satisfying though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
programmerhumor | nater255 | ig92yqn | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Whaaaaat? I'm offended! Why do mathematicians have the bigger muscle??? \s<|eor|><|sor|>Don't worry. They got bigger brains too.<|eor|><|sor|>Sure, but we've got bigger paychecks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte... | 178 |
programmerhumor | SignificanceLonely58 | ig8t8ma | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>i audibly exhaled carbon dioxide from my nostrils<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | Local-Butterfly-8120 | ig8uhji | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me, knowing nothing about either programming or mathematics at this level: an exited 5 equals 120<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | greenAppleBestApple | ig95mcf | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>No programmer arm has ever looked like this<|eor|><|sor|>Nono its the right arm, it tracks...<|eor|><|sor|>It wouldn't be so tan as programmers don't go out of the basement, I'm speaking out of personal ... | 138 |
programmerhumor | IceMenora | fkke56 | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,294 |
programmerhumor | carc | fkti4vi | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yet somehow, QA found a way to cook -1 sausages.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,993 |
programmerhumor | i8noodles | fktgptg | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i would have been confused for like 15 secs trying to understand why she specifically wanted < 3 sausages. i would get it in the end but i would not be proud of that moment
Edit: upon further thought i have change... | 1,258 |
programmerhumor | SpamOJavelin | fktjcjy | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Can you get a bottle of milk from the store, and if there are eggs, can you get a dozen please?"
He returned with 12 bottles of milk. She sent him back to the store, and also asked
"While you're at the store, ca... | 817 |
programmerhumor | Pxzib | fktnexd | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yet somehow, QA found a way to cook -1 sausages.<|eor|><|sor|>Just for fun I tried to parse this case in my brain, like real humans sometimes do, but I died when I experienced a fatal exception. Funny how sometimes... | 551 |
programmerhumor | Lethargie | fktktzz | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Can you get a bottle of milk from the store, and if there are eggs, can you get a dozen please?"
He returned with 12 bottles of milk. She sent him back to the store, and also asked
"While you're at the store, ca... | 406 |
programmerhumor | l0c4lh057 | fktl9c0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Can you get a bottle of milk from the store, and if there are eggs, can you get a dozen please?"
He returned with 12 bottles of milk. She sent him back to the store, and also asked
"While you're at the store, ca... | 406 |
programmerhumor | R1ppie | fktdp94 | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>She sounds ungrateful. I would've cooked 0 sausages and kept my ass parked on the couch.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 381 |
programmerhumor | IceMenora | fkt84uo | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Original post [https://www.reddit.com/r/whitepeopletwitter/comments/fkew2x](https://www.reddit.com/r/whitepeopletwitter/comments/fkew2x)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 364 |
programmerhumor | CokeLimeZero | fkti2yk | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Original post [https://www.reddit.com/r/whitepeopletwitter/comments/fkew2x](https://www.reddit.com/r/whitepeopletwitter/comments/fkew2x)<|eoopr|><|sor|>[The original original tweet](https://twitter.com/AzureDoo/s... | 286 |
programmerhumor | rhynoboy2009 | fkte9iy | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>She sounds ungrateful. I would've cooked 0 sausages and kept my ass parked on the couch.<|eor|><|sor|>OutOfSausageException<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 262 |
programmerhumor | other_usernames_gone | fkthlaa | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>She sounds ungrateful. I would've cooked 0 sausages and kept my ass parked on the couch.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Instructions unclear, cooked 255 sausages<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | Cryse_XIII | fkto9nb | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i would have been confused for like 15 secs trying to understand why she specifically wanted < 3 sausages. i would get it in the end but i would not be proud of that moment
Edit: upon further thought i have change... | 169 |
programmerhumor | stakoverflo | fktxr0q | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yet somehow, QA found a way to cook -1 sausages.<|eor|><|sor|>-1 is less than 3, it's valid input.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 123 |
programmerhumor | FrickingNinja | fktgb30 | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"They had eggs" <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | henkdepotvjis | fktii8s | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>She sounds ungrateful. I would've cooked 0 sausages and kept my ass parked on the couch.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Instructions unclear, cooked 255 sausages<|eor|><|sor|>depends. if it is a int64 we will ... | 108 |
programmerhumor | soyverde | fktpoty | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Original post [https://www.reddit.com/r/whitepeopletwitter/comments/fkew2x](https://www.reddit.com/r/whitepeopletwitter/comments/fkew2x)<|eoopr|><|sor|>[The original original tweet](https://twitter.com/AzureDoo/s... | 101 |
programmerhumor | techybug | 8zwwg1 | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,288 |
programmerhumor | GoddamUrSoulEdHarley | e2m70f2 | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*we need BIG DATA. add more columns to this table now!*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,308 |
programmerhumor | __LE_MERDE___ | e2miz31 | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've got over 80Gb of porn does that count as big data? Can I put it on my CV?
I've also not used SQL before so I've put NoSQL experience on there too.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 963 |
programmerhumor | brtt3000 | e2mbkan | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Obviously you need to load your Big Data in NoSQL and put it on the blockchain.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 774 |
programmerhumor | Ereaser | e2mbf47 | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*we need BIG DATA. add more columns to this table now!*<|eor|><|sor|>And make sure everything is a BLOB or CLOB!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 765 |
programmerhumor | tbone55 | e2m53uz | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Accurate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 759 |
programmerhumor | blackdonkey | e2m67rw | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Accurate.<|eor|><|sor|>Even more accurate for AI/Machine Learning.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 574 |
programmerhumor | brtt3000 | e2mbp23 | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I had someone describe his 500.000 row sales database as Big Data while he tried to setup Hadoop to process it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 525 |
programmerhumor | depressiown | e2ml1q3 | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've got over 80Gb of porn does that count as big data? Can I put it on my CV?
I've also not used SQL before so I've put NoSQL experience on there too.
<|eor|><|sor|>> I've also not used SQL before so I've put NoSQL experie... | 460 |
programmerhumor | brtt3000 | e2mcb3o | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I had someone describe his 500.000 row sales database as Big Data while he tried to setup Hadoop to process it.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>People have difficulty with large numbers and like to ... | 427 |
programmerhumor | northicc | e2m4shv | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You just have to fake it till you make it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 421 |
programmerhumor | Spudd86 | e2miayk | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*we need BIG DATA. add more columns to this table now!*<|eor|><|sor|>Add *Machine Learning* to our *Big Data* *strategic resources* with the *Blockchain* in the *Cloud*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 331 |
programmerhumor | AlGoreBestGore | e2mh4yl | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*we need BIG DATA. add more columns to this table now!*<|eor|><|sor|>And make sure everything is a BLOB or CLOB!<|eor|><|sor|>And `bigint`!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
programmerhumor | Kazan | e2m88nm | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Accurate.<|eor|><|sor|>Even more accurate for AI/Machine Learning.<|eor|><|sor|>Big Data Webscale Machine Learning AI
:P<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 287 |
programmerhumor | dapperslendy | e2mfa6e | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Obviously you need to load your Big Data in NoSQL and put it on the blockchain.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget to get it on the cloud ASAP<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 271 |
programmerhumor | theXpanther | e2mjc14 | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*we need BIG DATA. add more columns to this table now!*<|eor|><|sor|>And make sure everything is a BLOB or CLOB!<|eor|><|sor|>And `bigint`!<|eor|><|sor|>When using bigint as index (because you're over 2 billion something reco... | 260 |
programmerhumor | The_Orchid_Duelist | e2mdczg | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm majoring in Data Science, and I still have no idea what my role would be in a company post-graduation.
Edit: a word. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | ThetaOneOne | e2mcn2d | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't forget
-The people who are doing it probably don't enjoy it very much<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | ryantwopointo | e2mf8cg | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You just have to fake it till you make it.<|eor|><|sor|>I wrote back and said "of course I had sex before"
Knowing I was frontin'
I said I was like a pro baby
Knowing I was stuntin'
But if I told the truth I knew I'd get ... | 249 |
programmerhumor | ElCapitanBeans | a00but | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,253 |
programmerhumor | BubbaFettish | eadhvme | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its not what it looks like, its definitely what it feels like to use dark mode. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,982 |
programmerhumor | rsaralaya | eadgh09 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So is it this or using vim that makes you a true programmer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,443 |
programmerhumor | donquixoteesq | eadq6cr | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They forgot to make the guy wear a hoodie.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 783 |
programmerhumor | trpcicm | eadw9fv | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They forgot to make the guy wear a hoodie.<|eor|><|sor|>He's coding, not hacking.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 746 |
programmerhumor | kpingvin | eadnhpn | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I use Google Assistant to code: I just say the code and then ask to compile.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 731 |
programmerhumor | r00t4cc3ss | eadgvyz | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So is it this or using vim that makes you a true programmer?<|eor|><|sor|>This, obviously, vim is for little bois, real programmers use notepad/nano<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 655 |
programmerhumor | parlez-vous | eadsdk9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I use Google Assistant to code: I just say the code and then ask to compile.<|eor|><|sor|>"Ok Google, build me a front-end UI in Angular for my new startup"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext... | 538 |
programmerhumor | Bonfire-GTK | eadlxbe | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I **am** the code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 413 |
programmerhumor | KRABONANCE | eadxua2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its not what it looks like, its definitely what it feels like to use dark mode. <|eor|><|sor|>Anyone else distracted by how pretty it is that you use light mode because then one can ... | 406 |
programmerhumor | AlpineCorbett | eady482 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its not what it looks like, its definitely what it feels like to use dark mode. <|eor|><|sor|>Anyone else distracted by how pretty it is that you use light mode because then one can ... | 388 |
programmerhumor | BabyLegsDeadpool | eadj4bz | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This guy in on another level. I can read the code being projected onto him, meaning the code he's working with is backwards.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 383 |
programmerhumor | TeeZeeSak | eadkxbu | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So is it this or using vim that makes you a true programmer?<|eor|><|sor|>This, obviously, vim is for little bois, real programmers use notepad/nano<|eor|><|sor|>Nah man real men use... | 319 |
programmerhumor | joey_sandwich277 | eadzadv | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They forgot to make the guy wear a hoodie.<|eor|><|sor|>He's coding, not hacking.<|eor|><|sor|>Also, no gloves. Hackers use gloves.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
programmerhumor | R0b0tJesus | eadzjcp | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its not what it looks like, its definitely what it feels like to use dark mode. <|eor|><|sor|>Anyone else distracted by how pretty it is that you use light mode because then one can ... | 266 |
programmerhumor | Totally_Generic_Name | eae0vjs | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They forgot to make the guy wear a hoodie.<|eor|><|sor|>He's coding, not hacking.<|eor|><|sor|>Also, no gloves. Hackers use gloves.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, so they don't leave fingerprints.... | 188 |
programmerhumor | Liesmith424 | eadt2q7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not pictured: the flash-strobed techno music blasting from everywhere at once, while lasers fire randomly from behind a fog machine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | Xc1d30us_Mercy | s165rr | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,247 |
programmerhumor | rage4all | hs6gxvd | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't that the maximum level of intimacy? :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,441 |
programmerhumor | alpha-bett | hs6rc3q | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't that the maximum level of intimacy? :)<|eor|><|sor|>In a way, a person's Github profile is something very personal (if they are active). It can reveal so much about... | 1,321 |
programmerhumor | vigilantcomicpenguin | hs6ry2t | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't that the maximum level of intimacy? :)<|eor|><|sor|>In a way, a person's Github profile is something very personal (if they are active). It can reveal so much about... | 1,005 |
programmerhumor | Knuffya | hs6m6nh | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just approach a dude on the street and say:
*Hey, i've seen your Github Repo. Damn, that's nice and efficient code. Your employer must be so lucky.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endo... | 727 |
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