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programmerhumor
DeadM3me
hmc37nk
<|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Special Characters may Only include ! * $ or @" I hate stupid password restrictions.<|eor|><|sor|>My bank validated its password restrictions when you set a password and when you login. Problem was, I was able to ...
629
programmerhumor
VelionaVollerei
hmaclnw
<|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like semicolon<|eor|><|sor|>All my passwords look like sql injection<|eor|><|sor|>```p@ssw0rd'); drop table passwords;--```<|eor|><|sor|>Little bobby password<|eor|><|sor|>[obligatory relevant xkcd](https://xkc...
578
programmerhumor
StochasticTinkr
hmag08r
<|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If your plaintext password ends up in a file, someone did something VERY wrong to start with.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
556
programmerhumor
also_also_bort
rh5taa
<|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
40,396
programmerhumor
Oh2bworn2
hoogpmu
<|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You know the log4j thing is all a hoax created by bill Gates. He wants to add trackers to all our logs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,420
programmerhumor
properu
hooe444
<|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/rickhanlonii/status/1470074730279546895) for ya :) ^(Twitter Screens...
2,072
programmerhumor
Sollder1_
hooikyl
<|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why not jusr deploy the Patch using the vulnerability itself lol?!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,818
programmerhumor
asianabsinthe
hoojhrz
<|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You know the log4j thing is all a hoax created by bill Gates. He wants to add trackers to all our logs.<|eor|><|sor|>Why is it asking me to sign into my Microsoft account?<|eor|><...
632
programmerhumor
Daikataro
hooy6j1
<|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I always keep my servers outfitted with high quality quartz crystals that keep their natural resistance to vulnerabilities on point<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
585
programmerhumor
Astir_Lotus
hop1our
<|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a call from windows that said I had a virus. I downloaded their natural RAM and the virus is gone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
548
programmerhumor
also_also_bort
hoohzpi
<|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/rickhanlonii/status/1470074730279546895) for ya :) ^(Twitter Screens...
467
programmerhumor
ButterM-40
hooxhk4
<|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/rickhanlonii/status/1470074730279546895) for ya :) ^(Twitter Screens...
438
programmerhumor
piberryboy
hop420n
<|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why not jusr deploy the Patch using the vulnerability itself lol?!?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I remember listening to an episode of Darknet Diaries where they talked abo...
413
programmerhumor
pimezone
hookjzg
<|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If firewalls work, why should I patch log4j? Just think about it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
382
programmerhumor
properu
hopnuae
<|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/rickhanlonii/status/1470074730279546895) for ya :) ^(Twitter Screens...
376
programmerhumor
Flopamp
hoojx1q
<|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This problem never happened before 5G<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
365
programmerhumor
jhill515
hopeirj
<|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Time to dig out that Trojan Horse Dewormer again...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
352
programmerhumor
OutrageousFlatworm38
hookpoi
<|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You know the log4j thing is all a hoax created by bill Gates. He wants to add trackers to all our logs.<|eor|><|sor|>Why is it asking me to sign into my Microsoft account?<|eor|><...
245
programmerhumor
grrrrreat
hooh5gd
<|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If we just let the hackers take over it'll patch itself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
242
programmerhumor
khiron
hopdftf
<|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/rickhanlonii/status/1470074730279546895) for ya :) ^(Twitter Screens...
242
programmerhumor
Zootorg
hoosptb
<|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah! Soon therell be another variant of the vulnerability. How many will you patch?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
237
programmerhumor
looselytethered
hop4kck
<|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why not jusr deploy the Patch using the vulnerability itself lol?!?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I remember listening to an episode of Darknet Diaries where they talked abo...
234
programmerhumor
uoytha
hop3o4s
<|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why not jusr deploy the Patch using the vulnerability itself lol?!?<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao imagine if someone actually exploited that to inject a fix for it<|eor|><|sor|>I actually saw...
211
programmerhumor
dictaman
vzk1bs
<|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
40,329
programmerhumor
regexPattern
ig8srfc
<|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you know you can make infinite variations of this same post right<|eor|><|sor|>No, youll run out of memory.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,932
programmerhumor
Harmonic_Gear
ig8qqjt
<|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you know you can make infinite variations of this same post right<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,598
programmerhumor
YTChillVibesLofi
ig8tz0t
<|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>No programmer arm has ever looked like this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,173
programmerhumor
ndxinroy7
ig8szjy
<|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>![gif](giphy|2HtWpp60NQ9CU)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
912
programmerhumor
dorkmania
ig8sxck
<|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you know you can make infinite variations of this same post right<|eor|><|sor|>No, youll run out of memory.<|eor|><|sor|>Garbage collection.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
852
programmerhumor
pacman404
ig916m4
<|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>![gif](giphy|2HtWpp60NQ9CU)<|eor|><|sor|>Son of a bitch, I always thought this meme was a random drawing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
680
programmerhumor
jpc0za
ig8uja4
<|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>No programmer arm has ever looked like this<|eor|><|sor|>Nono its the right arm, it tracks...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
662
programmerhumor
ShawSumma
ig8u1p2
<|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you know you can make infinite variations of this same post right<|eor|><|sor|>No, youll run out of memory.<|eor|><|sor|>Garbage collection.<|eor|><|sor|>only works if you stop referencing them.<|eor|><|...
410
programmerhumor
74k32
ig8reuj
<|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Whaaaaat? I'm offended! Why do mathematicians have the bigger muscle??? \s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
371
programmerhumor
justlovingreddit2
ig962vy
<|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you know you can make infinite variations of this same post right<|eor|><|sor|>No, youll run out of memory.<|eor|><|sor|>Garbage collection.<|eor|><|sor|>only works if you stop referencing them.<|eor|><|...
298
programmerhumor
nIBLIB
ig8xrs5
<|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me, knowing nothing about either programming or mathematics at this level: an exited 5 equals 120<|eor|><|sor|>In maths: 5! = 5x4x3x2x1 = 120. the X! Is pronounced X factorial. In programming != means ...
292
programmerhumor
dorkmania
ig94fse
<|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you know you can make infinite variations of this same post right<|eor|><|sor|>No, youll run out of memory.<|eor|><|sor|>Garbage collection.<|eor|><|sor|>only works if you stop referencing them.<|eor|><|...
291
programmerhumor
nater255
ig92w09
<|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>![gif](giphy|2HtWpp60NQ9CU)<|eor|><|sor|>Son of a bitch, I always thought this meme was a random drawing<|eor|><|sor|>Boy, howdy. Let me tell you about a great film called PREDATOR.<|eor|><|eols|><|endof...
256
programmerhumor
CptMisterNibbles
ig8zzmr
<|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you know you can make infinite variations of this same post right<|eor|><|sor|>0!=1 is particularly satisfying though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
250
programmerhumor
nater255
ig92yqn
<|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Whaaaaat? I'm offended! Why do mathematicians have the bigger muscle??? \s<|eor|><|sor|>Don't worry. They got bigger brains too.<|eor|><|sor|>Sure, but we've got bigger paychecks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte...
178
programmerhumor
SignificanceLonely58
ig8t8ma
<|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>i audibly exhaled carbon dioxide from my nostrils<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
177
programmerhumor
Local-Butterfly-8120
ig8uhji
<|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me, knowing nothing about either programming or mathematics at this level: an exited 5 equals 120<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
144
programmerhumor
greenAppleBestApple
ig95mcf
<|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>No programmer arm has ever looked like this<|eor|><|sor|>Nono its the right arm, it tracks...<|eor|><|sor|>It wouldn't be so tan as programmers don't go out of the basement, I'm speaking out of personal ...
138
programmerhumor
IceMenora
fkke56
<|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
40,294
programmerhumor
carc
fkti4vi
<|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yet somehow, QA found a way to cook -1 sausages.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,993
programmerhumor
i8noodles
fktgptg
<|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i would have been confused for like 15 secs trying to understand why she specifically wanted < 3 sausages. i would get it in the end but i would not be proud of that moment Edit: upon further thought i have change...
1,258
programmerhumor
SpamOJavelin
fktjcjy
<|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Can you get a bottle of milk from the store, and if there are eggs, can you get a dozen please?" He returned with 12 bottles of milk. She sent him back to the store, and also asked "While you're at the store, ca...
817
programmerhumor
Pxzib
fktnexd
<|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yet somehow, QA found a way to cook -1 sausages.<|eor|><|sor|>Just for fun I tried to parse this case in my brain, like real humans sometimes do, but I died when I experienced a fatal exception. Funny how sometimes...
551
programmerhumor
Lethargie
fktktzz
<|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Can you get a bottle of milk from the store, and if there are eggs, can you get a dozen please?" He returned with 12 bottles of milk. She sent him back to the store, and also asked "While you're at the store, ca...
406
programmerhumor
l0c4lh057
fktl9c0
<|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Can you get a bottle of milk from the store, and if there are eggs, can you get a dozen please?" He returned with 12 bottles of milk. She sent him back to the store, and also asked "While you're at the store, ca...
406
programmerhumor
R1ppie
fktdp94
<|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>She sounds ungrateful. I would've cooked 0 sausages and kept my ass parked on the couch.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
381
programmerhumor
IceMenora
fkt84uo
<|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Original post [https://www.reddit.com/r/whitepeopletwitter/comments/fkew2x](https://www.reddit.com/r/whitepeopletwitter/comments/fkew2x)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
364
programmerhumor
CokeLimeZero
fkti2yk
<|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Original post [https://www.reddit.com/r/whitepeopletwitter/comments/fkew2x](https://www.reddit.com/r/whitepeopletwitter/comments/fkew2x)<|eoopr|><|sor|>[The original original tweet](https://twitter.com/AzureDoo/s...
286
programmerhumor
rhynoboy2009
fkte9iy
<|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>She sounds ungrateful. I would've cooked 0 sausages and kept my ass parked on the couch.<|eor|><|sor|>OutOfSausageException<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
262
programmerhumor
other_usernames_gone
fkthlaa
<|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>She sounds ungrateful. I would've cooked 0 sausages and kept my ass parked on the couch.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Instructions unclear, cooked 255 sausages<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
207
programmerhumor
Cryse_XIII
fkto9nb
<|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i would have been confused for like 15 secs trying to understand why she specifically wanted < 3 sausages. i would get it in the end but i would not be proud of that moment Edit: upon further thought i have change...
169
programmerhumor
stakoverflo
fktxr0q
<|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yet somehow, QA found a way to cook -1 sausages.<|eor|><|sor|>-1 is less than 3, it's valid input.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
123
programmerhumor
FrickingNinja
fktgb30
<|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"They had eggs" <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
111
programmerhumor
henkdepotvjis
fktii8s
<|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>She sounds ungrateful. I would've cooked 0 sausages and kept my ass parked on the couch.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Instructions unclear, cooked 255 sausages<|eor|><|sor|>depends. if it is a int64 we will ...
108
programmerhumor
soyverde
fktpoty
<|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Original post [https://www.reddit.com/r/whitepeopletwitter/comments/fkew2x](https://www.reddit.com/r/whitepeopletwitter/comments/fkew2x)<|eoopr|><|sor|>[The original original tweet](https://twitter.com/AzureDoo/s...
101
programmerhumor
techybug
8zwwg1
<|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
40,288
programmerhumor
GoddamUrSoulEdHarley
e2m70f2
<|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*we need BIG DATA. add more columns to this table now!*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,308
programmerhumor
__LE_MERDE___
e2miz31
<|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've got over 80Gb of porn does that count as big data? Can I put it on my CV? I've also not used SQL before so I've put NoSQL experience on there too. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
963
programmerhumor
brtt3000
e2mbkan
<|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Obviously you need to load your Big Data in NoSQL and put it on the blockchain.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
774
programmerhumor
Ereaser
e2mbf47
<|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*we need BIG DATA. add more columns to this table now!*<|eor|><|sor|>And make sure everything is a BLOB or CLOB!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
765
programmerhumor
tbone55
e2m53uz
<|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Accurate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
759
programmerhumor
blackdonkey
e2m67rw
<|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Accurate.<|eor|><|sor|>Even more accurate for AI/Machine Learning.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
574
programmerhumor
brtt3000
e2mbp23
<|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I had someone describe his 500.000 row sales database as Big Data while he tried to setup Hadoop to process it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
525
programmerhumor
depressiown
e2ml1q3
<|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've got over 80Gb of porn does that count as big data? Can I put it on my CV? I've also not used SQL before so I've put NoSQL experience on there too. <|eor|><|sor|>> I've also not used SQL before so I've put NoSQL experie...
460
programmerhumor
brtt3000
e2mcb3o
<|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I had someone describe his 500.000 row sales database as Big Data while he tried to setup Hadoop to process it.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>People have difficulty with large numbers and like to ...
427
programmerhumor
northicc
e2m4shv
<|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You just have to fake it till you make it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
421
programmerhumor
Spudd86
e2miayk
<|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*we need BIG DATA. add more columns to this table now!*<|eor|><|sor|>Add *Machine Learning* to our *Big Data* *strategic resources* with the *Blockchain* in the *Cloud*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
331
programmerhumor
AlGoreBestGore
e2mh4yl
<|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*we need BIG DATA. add more columns to this table now!*<|eor|><|sor|>And make sure everything is a BLOB or CLOB!<|eor|><|sor|>And `bigint`!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
303
programmerhumor
Kazan
e2m88nm
<|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Accurate.<|eor|><|sor|>Even more accurate for AI/Machine Learning.<|eor|><|sor|>Big Data Webscale Machine Learning AI :P<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
287
programmerhumor
dapperslendy
e2mfa6e
<|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Obviously you need to load your Big Data in NoSQL and put it on the blockchain.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget to get it on the cloud ASAP<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
271
programmerhumor
theXpanther
e2mjc14
<|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*we need BIG DATA. add more columns to this table now!*<|eor|><|sor|>And make sure everything is a BLOB or CLOB!<|eor|><|sor|>And `bigint`!<|eor|><|sor|>When using bigint as index (because you're over 2 billion something reco...
260
programmerhumor
The_Orchid_Duelist
e2mdczg
<|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm majoring in Data Science, and I still have no idea what my role would be in a company post-graduation. Edit: a word. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
257
programmerhumor
ThetaOneOne
e2mcn2d
<|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't forget -The people who are doing it probably don't enjoy it very much<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
257
programmerhumor
ryantwopointo
e2mf8cg
<|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You just have to fake it till you make it.<|eor|><|sor|>I wrote back and said "of course I had sex before" Knowing I was frontin' I said I was like a pro baby Knowing I was stuntin' But if I told the truth I knew I'd get ...
249
programmerhumor
ElCapitanBeans
a00but
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
40,253
programmerhumor
BubbaFettish
eadhvme
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its not what it looks like, its definitely what it feels like to use dark mode. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,982
programmerhumor
rsaralaya
eadgh09
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So is it this or using vim that makes you a true programmer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,443
programmerhumor
donquixoteesq
eadq6cr
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They forgot to make the guy wear a hoodie.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
783
programmerhumor
trpcicm
eadw9fv
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They forgot to make the guy wear a hoodie.<|eor|><|sor|>He's coding, not hacking.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
746
programmerhumor
kpingvin
eadnhpn
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I use Google Assistant to code: I just say the code and then ask to compile.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
731
programmerhumor
r00t4cc3ss
eadgvyz
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So is it this or using vim that makes you a true programmer?<|eor|><|sor|>This, obviously, vim is for little bois, real programmers use notepad/nano<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
655
programmerhumor
parlez-vous
eadsdk9
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I use Google Assistant to code: I just say the code and then ask to compile.<|eor|><|sor|>"Ok Google, build me a front-end UI in Angular for my new startup"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext...
538
programmerhumor
Bonfire-GTK
eadlxbe
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I **am** the code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
413
programmerhumor
KRABONANCE
eadxua2
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its not what it looks like, its definitely what it feels like to use dark mode. <|eor|><|sor|>Anyone else distracted by how pretty it is that you use light mode because then one can ...
406
programmerhumor
AlpineCorbett
eady482
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its not what it looks like, its definitely what it feels like to use dark mode. <|eor|><|sor|>Anyone else distracted by how pretty it is that you use light mode because then one can ...
388
programmerhumor
BabyLegsDeadpool
eadj4bz
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This guy in on another level. I can read the code being projected onto him, meaning the code he's working with is backwards.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
383
programmerhumor
TeeZeeSak
eadkxbu
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So is it this or using vim that makes you a true programmer?<|eor|><|sor|>This, obviously, vim is for little bois, real programmers use notepad/nano<|eor|><|sor|>Nah man real men use...
319
programmerhumor
joey_sandwich277
eadzadv
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They forgot to make the guy wear a hoodie.<|eor|><|sor|>He's coding, not hacking.<|eor|><|sor|>Also, no gloves. Hackers use gloves.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
284
programmerhumor
R0b0tJesus
eadzjcp
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its not what it looks like, its definitely what it feels like to use dark mode. <|eor|><|sor|>Anyone else distracted by how pretty it is that you use light mode because then one can ...
266
programmerhumor
Totally_Generic_Name
eae0vjs
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They forgot to make the guy wear a hoodie.<|eor|><|sor|>He's coding, not hacking.<|eor|><|sor|>Also, no gloves. Hackers use gloves.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, so they don't leave fingerprints....
188
programmerhumor
Liesmith424
eadt2q7
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not pictured: the flash-strobed techno music blasting from everywhere at once, while lasers fire randomly from behind a fog machine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
142
programmerhumor
Xc1d30us_Mercy
s165rr
<|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
40,247
programmerhumor
rage4all
hs6gxvd
<|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't that the maximum level of intimacy? :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,441
programmerhumor
alpha-bett
hs6rc3q
<|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't that the maximum level of intimacy? :)<|eor|><|sor|>In a way, a person's Github profile is something very personal (if they are active). It can reveal so much about...
1,321
programmerhumor
vigilantcomicpenguin
hs6ry2t
<|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't that the maximum level of intimacy? :)<|eor|><|sor|>In a way, a person's Github profile is something very personal (if they are active). It can reveal so much about...
1,005
programmerhumor
Knuffya
hs6m6nh
<|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just approach a dude on the street and say: *Hey, i've seen your Github Repo. Damn, that's nice and efficient code. Your employer must be so lucky.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endo...
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