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programmerhumor | DeadM3me | hmc37nk | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Special Characters may Only include ! * $ or @"
I hate stupid password restrictions.<|eor|><|sor|>My bank validated its password restrictions when you set a password and when you login. Problem was, I was able to set a password that didn't comply with the restrictions due to a bug in their validation (I don't remember the details).
So I could set a password that I could not login with. Which was very fun and completely unnecessary.<|eor|><|sor|>I once set my steam password to some stupid length like 512, which was accepted, only to discover that the steam client program had a lower limit on the input box. I also could not log in lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 629 |
programmerhumor | VelionaVollerei | hmaclnw | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like semicolon<|eor|><|sor|>All my passwords look like sql injection<|eor|><|sor|>```p@ssw0rd'); drop table passwords;--```<|eor|><|sor|>Little bobby password<|eor|><|sor|>[obligatory relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/327/)<|eor|><|sor|>Of course. That was what I've been referencing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 578 |
programmerhumor | StochasticTinkr | hmag08r | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If your plaintext password ends up in a file, someone did something VERY wrong to start with.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 556 |
programmerhumor | also_also_bort | rh5taa | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,396 |
programmerhumor | Oh2bworn2 | hoogpmu | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You know the log4j thing is all a hoax created by bill Gates. He wants to add trackers to all our logs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,420 |
programmerhumor | properu | hooe444 | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/rickhanlonii/status/1470074730279546895) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,072 |
programmerhumor | Sollder1_ | hooikyl | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why not jusr deploy the Patch using the vulnerability itself lol?!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,818 |
programmerhumor | asianabsinthe | hoojhrz | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You know the log4j thing is all a hoax created by bill Gates. He wants to add trackers to all our logs.<|eor|><|sor|>Why is it asking me to sign into my Microsoft account?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 632 |
programmerhumor | Daikataro | hooy6j1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I always keep my servers outfitted with high quality quartz crystals that keep their natural resistance to vulnerabilities on point<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 585 |
programmerhumor | Astir_Lotus | hop1our | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a call from windows that said I had a virus. I downloaded their natural RAM and the virus is gone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 548 |
programmerhumor | also_also_bort | hoohzpi | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/rickhanlonii/status/1470074730279546895) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|soopr|>Good bot<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 467 |
programmerhumor | ButterM-40 | hooxhk4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/rickhanlonii/status/1470074730279546895) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|sor|>Amazing bot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 438 |
programmerhumor | piberryboy | hop420n | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why not jusr deploy the Patch using the vulnerability itself lol?!?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I remember listening to an episode of Darknet Diaries where they talked about a system that got infected with a virus that keep out other viruse by patching the system. It was more effective than its IT staff. So the company heads decided to keep the virus on its system.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 413 |
programmerhumor | pimezone | hookjzg | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If firewalls work, why should I patch log4j? Just think about it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 382 |
programmerhumor | properu | hopnuae | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/rickhanlonii/status/1470074730279546895) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|sor|>How the hell?<|eor|><|sor|>I crawl around subreddits and use optical character recognition (OCR) to parse images into text. If that text looks like a tweet, then I search Twitter for matching username and text content. If all that goes well and I find a link to the tweet, then I post the link right here on Reddit!
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 376 |
programmerhumor | Flopamp | hoojx1q | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This problem never happened before 5G<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 365 |
programmerhumor | jhill515 | hopeirj | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Time to dig out that Trojan Horse Dewormer again...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 352 |
programmerhumor | OutrageousFlatworm38 | hookpoi | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You know the log4j thing is all a hoax created by bill Gates. He wants to add trackers to all our logs.<|eor|><|sor|>Why is it asking me to sign into my Microsoft account?<|eor|><|sor|>Bill Gates' global control network will of course work via Azure AD SAML SSO<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
programmerhumor | grrrrreat | hooh5gd | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If we just let the hackers take over it'll patch itself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | khiron | hopdftf | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/rickhanlonii/status/1470074730279546895) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|sor|>Damn good bot!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | Zootorg | hoosptb | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah! Soon therell be another variant of the vulnerability. How many will you patch?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 237 |
programmerhumor | looselytethered | hop4kck | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why not jusr deploy the Patch using the vulnerability itself lol?!?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I remember listening to an episode of Darknet Diaries where they talked about a system that got infected with a virus that keep out other viruse by patching the system. It was more effective than its IT staff. So the company heads decided to keep the virus on its system.<|eor|><|sor|>> Darknet Diaries
This podcast is fucking amazing, it's taught me so much about networks and tech in general. I told all my coworkers about the penetration tester who'd use a prosthetic pregnancy stomach so she could manipulate her way into buildings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 234 |
programmerhumor | uoytha | hop3o4s | <|sols|><|sot|>I heard you can just inject your server with hydroxychloroquine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gs08w5jy0r581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why not jusr deploy the Patch using the vulnerability itself lol?!?<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao imagine if someone actually exploited that to inject a fix for it<|eor|><|sor|>I actually saw that earlier today on this sub
Edit: https://github.com/Cybereason/Logout4Shell<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | dictaman | vzk1bs | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,329 |
programmerhumor | regexPattern | ig8srfc | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you know you can make infinite variations of this same post right<|eor|><|sor|>No, youll run out of memory.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,932 |
programmerhumor | Harmonic_Gear | ig8qqjt | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you know you can make infinite variations of this same post right<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,598 |
programmerhumor | YTChillVibesLofi | ig8tz0t | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>No programmer arm has ever looked like this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,173 |
programmerhumor | ndxinroy7 | ig8szjy | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 912 |
programmerhumor | dorkmania | ig8sxck | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you know you can make infinite variations of this same post right<|eor|><|sor|>No, youll run out of memory.<|eor|><|sor|>Garbage collection.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 852 |
programmerhumor | pacman404 | ig916m4 | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|><|eor|><|sor|>Son of a bitch, I always thought this meme was a random drawing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 680 |
programmerhumor | jpc0za | ig8uja4 | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>No programmer arm has ever looked like this<|eor|><|sor|>Nono its the right arm, it tracks...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 662 |
programmerhumor | ShawSumma | ig8u1p2 | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you know you can make infinite variations of this same post right<|eor|><|sor|>No, youll run out of memory.<|eor|><|sor|>Garbage collection.<|eor|><|sor|>only works if you stop referencing them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 410 |
programmerhumor | 74k32 | ig8reuj | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Whaaaaat? I'm offended! Why do mathematicians have the bigger muscle??? \s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 371 |
programmerhumor | justlovingreddit2 | ig962vy | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you know you can make infinite variations of this same post right<|eor|><|sor|>No, youll run out of memory.<|eor|><|sor|>Garbage collection.<|eor|><|sor|>only works if you stop referencing them.<|eor|><|sor|>So stop referencing them.<|eor|><|sor|>Or you could just download more RAM<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 298 |
programmerhumor | nIBLIB | ig8xrs5 | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me, knowing nothing about either programming or mathematics at this level: an exited 5 equals 120<|eor|><|sor|>In maths: 5! = 5x4x3x2x1 = 120. the X! Is pronounced X factorial.
In programming != means doesnt equal.
So 5 doesnt equal 120, or 5 factorial equals 120 are both written the same.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 292 |
programmerhumor | dorkmania | ig94fse | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you know you can make infinite variations of this same post right<|eor|><|sor|>No, youll run out of memory.<|eor|><|sor|>Garbage collection.<|eor|><|sor|>only works if you stop referencing them.<|eor|><|sor|>So stop referencing them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 291 |
programmerhumor | nater255 | ig92w09 | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|><|eor|><|sor|>Son of a bitch, I always thought this meme was a random drawing<|eor|><|sor|>Boy, howdy. Let me tell you about a great film called PREDATOR.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
programmerhumor | CptMisterNibbles | ig8zzmr | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you know you can make infinite variations of this same post right<|eor|><|sor|>0!=1 is particularly satisfying though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
programmerhumor | nater255 | ig92yqn | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Whaaaaat? I'm offended! Why do mathematicians have the bigger muscle??? \s<|eor|><|sor|>Don't worry. They got bigger brains too.<|eor|><|sor|>Sure, but we've got bigger paychecks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
programmerhumor | SignificanceLonely58 | ig8t8ma | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>i audibly exhaled carbon dioxide from my nostrils<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | Local-Butterfly-8120 | ig8uhji | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me, knowing nothing about either programming or mathematics at this level: an exited 5 equals 120<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | greenAppleBestApple | ig95mcf | <|sols|><|sot|>finally, a middle ground has been found<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28qdng3e6pb91.png<|eol|><|sor|>No programmer arm has ever looked like this<|eor|><|sor|>Nono its the right arm, it tracks...<|eor|><|sor|>It wouldn't be so tan as programmers don't go out of the basement, I'm speaking out of personal experience (I printed hello world once)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | IceMenora | fkke56 | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,294 |
programmerhumor | carc | fkti4vi | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yet somehow, QA found a way to cook -1 sausages.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,993 |
programmerhumor | i8noodles | fktgptg | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i would have been confused for like 15 secs trying to understand why she specifically wanted < 3 sausages. i would get it in the end but i would not be proud of that moment
Edit: upon further thought i have changed my mind. i think i would be proud of it. not my greatest moment but they all dont need to be world shattering<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,258 |
programmerhumor | SpamOJavelin | fktjcjy | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Can you get a bottle of milk from the store, and if there are eggs, can you get a dozen please?"
He returned with 12 bottles of milk. She sent him back to the store, and also asked
"While you're at the store, can you get some cheese?"
He never returned.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 817 |
programmerhumor | Pxzib | fktnexd | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yet somehow, QA found a way to cook -1 sausages.<|eor|><|sor|>Just for fun I tried to parse this case in my brain, like real humans sometimes do, but I died when I experienced a fatal exception. Funny how sometimes life throws you edge cases that should never happen. And yes, I sent a diagnostics report.
Haha, I hope someone can relate to my human experience.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 551 |
programmerhumor | Lethargie | fktktzz | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Can you get a bottle of milk from the store, and if there are eggs, can you get a dozen please?"
He returned with 12 bottles of milk. She sent him back to the store, and also asked
"While you're at the store, can you get some cheese?"
He never returned.<|eor|><|sor|>nah, he would eventually return saying "I'm sorry the store was all out of cheese" with the store's entire cheese inventory in tow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 406 |
programmerhumor | l0c4lh057 | fktl9c0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Can you get a bottle of milk from the store, and if there are eggs, can you get a dozen please?"
He returned with 12 bottles of milk. She sent him back to the store, and also asked
"While you're at the store, can you get some cheese?"
He never returned.<|eor|><|sor|>nah, he would eventually return saying "I'm sorry the store was all out of cheese" with the store's entire cheese inventory in tow<|eor|><|sor|>OutOfCheeseException and then he just dies because there's no error handling<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 406 |
programmerhumor | R1ppie | fktdp94 | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>She sounds ungrateful. I would've cooked 0 sausages and kept my ass parked on the couch.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 381 |
programmerhumor | IceMenora | fkt84uo | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Original post [https://www.reddit.com/r/whitepeopletwitter/comments/fkew2x](https://www.reddit.com/r/whitepeopletwitter/comments/fkew2x)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 364 |
programmerhumor | CokeLimeZero | fkti2yk | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Original post [https://www.reddit.com/r/whitepeopletwitter/comments/fkew2x](https://www.reddit.com/r/whitepeopletwitter/comments/fkew2x)<|eoopr|><|sor|>[The original original tweet](https://twitter.com/AzureDoo/status/1238784352038858753)
Also,
>\- yup, he codes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 286 |
programmerhumor | rhynoboy2009 | fkte9iy | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>She sounds ungrateful. I would've cooked 0 sausages and kept my ass parked on the couch.<|eor|><|sor|>OutOfSausageException<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 262 |
programmerhumor | other_usernames_gone | fkthlaa | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>She sounds ungrateful. I would've cooked 0 sausages and kept my ass parked on the couch.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Instructions unclear, cooked 255 sausages<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | Cryse_XIII | fkto9nb | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i would have been confused for like 15 secs trying to understand why she specifically wanted < 3 sausages. i would get it in the end but i would not be proud of that moment
Edit: upon further thought i have changed my mind. i think i would be proud of it. not my greatest moment but they all dont need to be world shattering<|eor|><|sor|>Terrible code convention, should've used constants.
SAUSAGES\_TOTALLING\_300\_CALORIES = 3;<|eor|><|sor|>Get this abomination away from me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | stakoverflo | fktxr0q | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yet somehow, QA found a way to cook -1 sausages.<|eor|><|sor|>-1 is less than 3, it's valid input.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 123 |
programmerhumor | FrickingNinja | fktgb30 | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"They had eggs" <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | henkdepotvjis | fktii8s | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>She sounds ungrateful. I would've cooked 0 sausages and kept my ass parked on the couch.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Instructions unclear, cooked 255 sausages<|eor|><|sor|>depends. if it is a int64 we will have a global sausage problem<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmerhumor | soyverde | fktpoty | <|sols|><|sot|>Her husband must be a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/qsgN7f5.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Original post [https://www.reddit.com/r/whitepeopletwitter/comments/fkew2x](https://www.reddit.com/r/whitepeopletwitter/comments/fkew2x)<|eoopr|><|sor|>[The original original tweet](https://twitter.com/AzureDoo/status/1238784352038858753)
Also,
>\- yup, he codes.<|eor|><|sor|>The funniest bit: there are four of us.
This is why you confirm requirements when you dont think they make sense.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | techybug | 8zwwg1 | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,288 |
programmerhumor | GoddamUrSoulEdHarley | e2m70f2 | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*we need BIG DATA. add more columns to this table now!*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,308 |
programmerhumor | __LE_MERDE___ | e2miz31 | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've got over 80Gb of porn does that count as big data? Can I put it on my CV?
I've also not used SQL before so I've put NoSQL experience on there too.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 963 |
programmerhumor | brtt3000 | e2mbkan | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Obviously you need to load your Big Data in NoSQL and put it on the blockchain.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 774 |
programmerhumor | Ereaser | e2mbf47 | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*we need BIG DATA. add more columns to this table now!*<|eor|><|sor|>And make sure everything is a BLOB or CLOB!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 765 |
programmerhumor | tbone55 | e2m53uz | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Accurate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 759 |
programmerhumor | blackdonkey | e2m67rw | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Accurate.<|eor|><|sor|>Even more accurate for AI/Machine Learning.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 574 |
programmerhumor | brtt3000 | e2mbp23 | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I had someone describe his 500.000 row sales database as Big Data while he tried to setup Hadoop to process it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 525 |
programmerhumor | depressiown | e2ml1q3 | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've got over 80Gb of porn does that count as big data? Can I put it on my CV?
I've also not used SQL before so I've put NoSQL experience on there too.
<|eor|><|sor|>> I've also not used SQL before so I've put NoSQL experience on there too.
I feel like I chuckled at this more than I should have. Good joke.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 460 |
programmerhumor | brtt3000 | e2mcb3o | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I had someone describe his 500.000 row sales database as Big Data while he tried to setup Hadoop to process it.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>People have difficulty with large numbers and like to go with the hype.
I always remember this 2014 article [Command-line Tools can be 235x Faster than your Hadoop Cluster](https://adamdrake.com/command-line-tools-can-be-235x-faster-than-your-hadoop-cluster.html)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 427 |
programmerhumor | northicc | e2m4shv | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You just have to fake it till you make it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 421 |
programmerhumor | Spudd86 | e2miayk | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*we need BIG DATA. add more columns to this table now!*<|eor|><|sor|>Add *Machine Learning* to our *Big Data* *strategic resources* with the *Blockchain* in the *Cloud*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 331 |
programmerhumor | AlGoreBestGore | e2mh4yl | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*we need BIG DATA. add more columns to this table now!*<|eor|><|sor|>And make sure everything is a BLOB or CLOB!<|eor|><|sor|>And `bigint`!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
programmerhumor | Kazan | e2m88nm | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Accurate.<|eor|><|sor|>Even more accurate for AI/Machine Learning.<|eor|><|sor|>Big Data Webscale Machine Learning AI
:P<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 287 |
programmerhumor | dapperslendy | e2mfa6e | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Obviously you need to load your Big Data in NoSQL and put it on the blockchain.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget to get it on the cloud ASAP<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 271 |
programmerhumor | theXpanther | e2mjc14 | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*we need BIG DATA. add more columns to this table now!*<|eor|><|sor|>And make sure everything is a BLOB or CLOB!<|eor|><|sor|>And `bigint`!<|eor|><|sor|>When using bigint as index (because you're over 2 billion something records), can one legitimately claim they are working with big data?<|eor|><|sor|>My database has 2 entries, but I use bigint so it counts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 260 |
programmerhumor | The_Orchid_Duelist | e2mdczg | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm majoring in Data Science, and I still have no idea what my role would be in a company post-graduation.
Edit: a word. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | ThetaOneOne | e2mcn2d | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't forget
-The people who are doing it probably don't enjoy it very much<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | ryantwopointo | e2mf8cg | <|sols|><|sot|>BIG DATA reality.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qw1bd4xxeqa11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You just have to fake it till you make it.<|eor|><|sor|>I wrote back and said "of course I had sex before"
Knowing I was frontin'
I said I was like a pro baby
Knowing I was stuntin'
But if I told the truth I knew I'd get played out son
Hadn't been in pussy since the day I came out one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 249 |
programmerhumor | ElCapitanBeans | a00but | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,253 |
programmerhumor | BubbaFettish | eadhvme | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its not what it looks like, its definitely what it feels like to use dark mode. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,982 |
programmerhumor | rsaralaya | eadgh09 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So is it this or using vim that makes you a true programmer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,443 |
programmerhumor | donquixoteesq | eadq6cr | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They forgot to make the guy wear a hoodie.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 783 |
programmerhumor | trpcicm | eadw9fv | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They forgot to make the guy wear a hoodie.<|eor|><|sor|>He's coding, not hacking.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 746 |
programmerhumor | kpingvin | eadnhpn | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I use Google Assistant to code: I just say the code and then ask to compile.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 731 |
programmerhumor | r00t4cc3ss | eadgvyz | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So is it this or using vim that makes you a true programmer?<|eor|><|sor|>This, obviously, vim is for little bois, real programmers use notepad/nano<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 655 |
programmerhumor | parlez-vous | eadsdk9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I use Google Assistant to code: I just say the code and then ask to compile.<|eor|><|sor|>"Ok Google, build me a front-end UI in Angular for my new startup"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 538 |
programmerhumor | Bonfire-GTK | eadlxbe | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I **am** the code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 413 |
programmerhumor | KRABONANCE | eadxua2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its not what it looks like, its definitely what it feels like to use dark mode. <|eor|><|sor|>Anyone else distracted by how pretty it is that you use light mode because then one can focus on actually programming.
Like, I spent an hour and half experimenting with IDE themes and fonts level of distraction.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 406 |
programmerhumor | AlpineCorbett | eady482 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its not what it looks like, its definitely what it feels like to use dark mode. <|eor|><|sor|>Anyone else distracted by how pretty it is that you use light mode because then one can focus on actually programming.
Like, I spent an hour and half experimenting with IDE themes and fonts level of distraction.<|eor|><|sor|>I think that's just normal procrastination my man. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 388 |
programmerhumor | BabyLegsDeadpool | eadj4bz | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This guy in on another level. I can read the code being projected onto him, meaning the code he's working with is backwards.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 383 |
programmerhumor | TeeZeeSak | eadkxbu | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So is it this or using vim that makes you a true programmer?<|eor|><|sor|>This, obviously, vim is for little bois, real programmers use notepad/nano<|eor|><|sor|>Nah man real men use scratch.<|eor|><|sor|>Real man use assembly in notepad and compile by hand<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 319 |
programmerhumor | joey_sandwich277 | eadzadv | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They forgot to make the guy wear a hoodie.<|eor|><|sor|>He's coding, not hacking.<|eor|><|sor|>Also, no gloves. Hackers use gloves.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
programmerhumor | R0b0tJesus | eadzjcp | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its not what it looks like, its definitely what it feels like to use dark mode. <|eor|><|sor|>Anyone else distracted by how pretty it is that you use light mode because then one can focus on actually programming.
Like, I spent an hour and half experimenting with IDE themes and fonts level of distraction.<|eor|><|sor|>I think that's just normal procrastination my man. <|eor|><|sor|>Procrastination? I would call that a productive day, since I actually have my IDE open.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 266 |
programmerhumor | Totally_Generic_Name | eae0vjs | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They forgot to make the guy wear a hoodie.<|eor|><|sor|>He's coding, not hacking.<|eor|><|sor|>Also, no gloves. Hackers use gloves.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, so they don't leave fingerprints. Clever.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
programmerhumor | Liesmith424 | eadt2q7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4niaylcgdb021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not pictured: the flash-strobed techno music blasting from everywhere at once, while lasers fire randomly from behind a fog machine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | Xc1d30us_Mercy | s165rr | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,247 |
programmerhumor | rage4all | hs6gxvd | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't that the maximum level of intimacy? :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,441 |
programmerhumor | alpha-bett | hs6rc3q | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't that the maximum level of intimacy? :)<|eor|><|sor|>In a way, a person's Github profile is something very personal (if they are active). It can reveal so much about them - what languages do they use, how do they approach certain problems, what are their interests, how do they communicate with others (e.g. open issues, discussions)?
I really like peeking at other people's projects. It's almost always a nice learning experience, and you might get some inspiration for your next pet project.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,321 |
programmerhumor | vigilantcomicpenguin | hs6ry2t | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't that the maximum level of intimacy? :)<|eor|><|sor|>In a way, a person's Github profile is something very personal (if they are active). It can reveal so much about them - what languages do they use, how do they approach certain problems, what are their interests, how do they communicate with others (e.g. open issues, discussions)?
I really like peeking at other people's projects. It's almost always a nice learning experience, and you might get some inspiration for your next pet project.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the closest thing a programmer will ever get to actual romance.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,005 |
programmerhumor | Knuffya | hs6m6nh | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just approach a dude on the street and say:
*Hey, i've seen your Github Repo. Damn, that's nice and efficient code. Your employer must be so lucky.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 727 |
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