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programmerhumor | nikanj0 | hs6ogw3 | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You have to really trust someone to let the see the commit history of the project you started in high-school and quickly gave up on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 629 |
programmerhumor | iam_reallytired | hs6go2u | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn right! Pushin pullin n mergin shit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 606 |
programmerhumor | aidanski | hs6y64i | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't that the maximum level of intimacy? :)<|eor|><|sor|>In a way, a person's Github profile is something very personal (if they are active). It can reveal so much about them - what languages do they use, how do they approach certain problems, what are their interests, how do they communicate with others (e.g. open issues, discussions)?
I really like peeking at other people's projects. It's almost always a nice learning experience, and you might get some inspiration for your next pet project.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the closest thing a programmer will ever get to actual romance.<|eor|><|sor|>Guys have bromance. Programmers have promance<|eor|><|sor|>What if they're brogrammers?<|eor|><|sor|>They cumpile together<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 410 |
programmerhumor | Humble_Conclusion_92 | hs6we2s | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't that the maximum level of intimacy? :)<|eor|><|sor|>In a way, a person's Github profile is something very personal (if they are active). It can reveal so much about them - what languages do they use, how do they approach certain problems, what are their interests, how do they communicate with others (e.g. open issues, discussions)?
I really like peeking at other people's projects. It's almost always a nice learning experience, and you might get some inspiration for your next pet project.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the closest thing a programmer will ever get to actual romance.<|eor|><|sor|>Guys have bromance. Programmers have promance<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 384 |
programmerhumor | lasiusflex | hs6usi0 | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just approach a dude on the street and say:
*Hey, i've seen your Github Repo. Damn, that's nice and efficient code. Your employer must be so lucky.*<|eor|><|sor|>Lol that kinda happened to me.
Met a friend of a friend somewhere for the first time and one of the first things he said was "Oh you must be [name] who runs the Teamspeak server! I've always wanted to tell you, I checked out the your Github profile you linked on your website and I really love [one of the projects I have there]."
Instantly liked the guy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 373 |
programmerhumor | Xc1d30us_Mercy | hs6hivk | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn right! Pushin pullin n mergin shit<|eor|><|sor|>Force push<|eor|><|soopr|>"What if we merged branches "<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 357 |
programmerhumor | visak13 | hs6h5r5 | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn right! Pushin pullin n mergin shit<|eor|><|sor|>Force push<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 228 |
programmerhumor | RespectYarn | hs6x2cd | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't that the maximum level of intimacy? :)<|eor|><|sor|>In a way, a person's Github profile is something very personal (if they are active). It can reveal so much about them - what languages do they use, how do they approach certain problems, what are their interests, how do they communicate with others (e.g. open issues, discussions)?
I really like peeking at other people's projects. It's almost always a nice learning experience, and you might get some inspiration for your next pet project.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the closest thing a programmer will ever get to actual romance.<|eor|><|sor|>Guys have bromance. Programmers have promance<|eor|><|sor|>What if they're brogrammers?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 228 |
programmerhumor | Zahand | hs6l0eh | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn right! Pushin pullin n mergin shit<|eor|><|sor|>Force push<|eor|><|sor|>Never force push. Having consent is important<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | Knuffya | hs6xd7g | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just approach a dude on the street and say:
*Hey, i've seen your Github Repo. Damn, that's nice and efficient code. Your employer must be so lucky.*<|eor|><|sor|>Lol that kinda happened to me.
Met a friend of a friend somewhere for the first time and one of the first things he said was "Oh you must be [name] who runs the Teamspeak server! I've always wanted to tell you, I checked out the your Github profile you linked on your website and I really love [one of the projects I have there]."
Instantly liked the guy.<|eor|><|sor|>Pro-tip: Try to do that yourself as often as possible. You at most have to skim a project of theirs, and with enough social skills you could probably get away with having seen none of it.<|eor|><|sor|>Enough social skills? That's the wrong sub for that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
programmerhumor | DrSheldonLCooperPhD | hs70fr6 | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't that the maximum level of intimacy? :)<|eor|><|sor|>In a way, a person's Github profile is something very personal (if they are active). It can reveal so much about them - what languages do they use, how do they approach certain problems, what are their interests, how do they communicate with others (e.g. open issues, discussions)?
I really like peeking at other people's projects. It's almost always a nice learning experience, and you might get some inspiration for your next pet project.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the closest thing a programmer will ever get to actual romance.<|eor|><|sor|>Guys have bromance. Programmers have promance<|eor|><|sor|>What if they're brogrammers?<|eor|><|sor|>They cumpile together<|eor|><|sor|>I'd fork their repo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmerhumor | Ode_to_Apathy | hs6x1r4 | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just approach a dude on the street and say:
*Hey, i've seen your Github Repo. Damn, that's nice and efficient code. Your employer must be so lucky.*<|eor|><|sor|>Lol that kinda happened to me.
Met a friend of a friend somewhere for the first time and one of the first things he said was "Oh you must be [name] who runs the Teamspeak server! I've always wanted to tell you, I checked out the your Github profile you linked on your website and I really love [one of the projects I have there]."
Instantly liked the guy.<|eor|><|sor|>Pro-tip: Try to do that yourself as often as possible. You at most have to skim a project of theirs, and with enough social skills you could probably get away with having seen none of it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | Hugostar33 | hs7giry | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You have to really trust someone to let the see the commit history of the project you started in high-school and quickly gave up on.<|eor|><|sor|>Added last method of today and push
1 minute later: forgot to push<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | CYKO_11 | hs6lwtf | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn right! Pushin pullin n mergin shit<|eor|><|sor|>Force push<|eor|><|sor|>Never force push. Having consent is important<|eor|><|sor|>Yes you have to make pull requests first<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmerhumor | visak13 | hs6hnle | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn right! Pushin pullin n mergin shit<|eor|><|sor|>Force push<|eor|><|soopr|>"What if we merged branches "<|eoopr|><|sor|>Resolve conflicts for the rest of your life!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | jemidiah | hs6uxtv | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dated a programmer for 7 years. I've been inside him, but never inside his repository.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | WilliamsTBB | juj741 | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,234 |
programmerhumor | YellowOnline | gcd8qjt | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I only use true and false as a string instead<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,162 |
programmerhumor | TheMsDosNerd | gcdk2h1 | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Delphi has the LongBool. A 4 byte boolean that allows you to waste 31 bits.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,022 |
programmerhumor | WilliamsTBB | gcd9bmx | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I only use true and false as a string instead<|eor|><|soopr|>JSON likes your comment<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,093 |
programmerhumor | Tzahi12345 | gcde22t | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I only use true and false as a string instead<|eor|><|soopr|>JSON likes your comment<|eoopr|><|sor|>But JSON hates comments<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,718 |
programmerhumor | superl2 | gcd97vj | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I group my booleans and save them as bits in one int<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,261 |
programmerhumor | Supersebi3 | gcda6fy | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I group my booleans and save them as bits in one int<|eor|><|sor|>great, youve invented the concept of flags!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,023 |
programmerhumor | willyz1 | gcdq42z | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Delphi has the LongBool. A 4 byte boolean that allows you to waste 31 bits.<|eor|><|sor|>Why?<|eor|><|sor|>For compatibility with WinAPI BOOL type, which is an alias for int.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,830 |
programmerhumor | KookyWrangler | gcdl8i6 | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Delphi has the LongBool. A 4 byte boolean that allows you to waste 31 bits.<|eor|><|sor|>Why?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,500 |
programmerhumor | PuzzleMeDo | gcdeicn | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen booleans stored in four bytes, because on 32-bit operating systems, it tends to be faster to operate on four bytes at once.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,110 |
programmerhumor | araliniker | gcdfb9a | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I only use true and false as a string instead<|eor|><|soopr|>JSON likes your comment<|eoopr|><|sor|>But JSON hates comments<|eor|><|sor|>DETROIT : Become json<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 891 |
programmerhumor | demon_ix | gcdej9w | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I group my booleans and save them as bits in one int<|eor|><|sor|>great, youve invented the concept of flags!<|eor|><|sor|> hellyeah &= 1 << 7;
Edit: All you wannabe programmers like me completely missed the fact that doing &= with a shifted 1 will turn off all flags except the one in the designated spot.
Anyway, it's been a while since I worked with bits seriously. Definitely meant to use a |= there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 745 |
programmerhumor | GameFraek | gcdu0lz | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is boolshit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 742 |
programmerhumor | MrAcurite | gcdswow | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Delphi has the LongBool. A 4 byte boolean that allows you to waste 31 bits.<|eor|><|sor|>Why?<|eor|><|sor|>For compatibility with WinAPI BOOL type, which is an alias for int.<|eor|><|sor|>Fucking windows again...<|eor|><|sor|>Windows: Good for third party compatibility, bad for people who wish for things to make sense on a fundamental level.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 482 |
programmerhumor | ReallyHadToFixThat | gcdo9um | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen booleans stored in four bytes, because on 32-bit operating systems, it tends to be faster to operate on four bytes at once.<|eor|><|sor|>Came here to say this. Most likely your bool is stored as 4 or even 8 bytes. If you have an array of bools they are in bytes IIRC, but still to the nearest 4 or 8.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 435 |
programmerhumor | Verdiss | gcdr1r3 | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I only use true and false as a string instead<|eor|><|sor|>I once spent over 2 hours debugging code where I had accidentally assigned a variable False as a string. I live in constant dread of that time<|eor|><|sor|>This is why we use strongly typed languages, folks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 426 |
programmerhumor | finn-the-rabbit | gce1exy | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Delphi has the LongBool. A 4 byte boolean that allows you to waste 31 bits.<|eor|><|sor|>Why?<|eor|><|sor|>For compatibility with WinAPI BOOL type, which is an alias for int.<|eor|><|sor|>Fucking windows again...<|eor|><|sor|>That's not just a Windows thing, that's just a C thing before the bool type was standardized. I could be wrong because I'm not that old, but I'm pretty sure people used to use plain ints in the absence of bool, where 0 is false and anything else is true<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 411 |
programmerhumor | firowind | gcdpden | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I only use true and false as a string instead<|eor|><|soopr|>JSON likes your comment<|eoopr|><|sor|>But JSON hates comments<|eor|><|sor|>DETROIT : Become json<|eor|><|sor|>Heavy rain : Jason!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 333 |
programmerhumor | kaajukatli | gcdn41g | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I only use true and false as a string instead<|eor|><|sor|>I once spent over 2 hours debugging code where I had accidentally assigned a variable False as a string. I live in constant dread of that time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 306 |
programmerhumor | runner7mi | uasgiu | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,224 |
programmerhumor | ian9921 | i5zlb85 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah literally anyone who knows anything about computers will tell you they're dumb as hell and the only reason they're able to do anything even remotely cool is because a lot of guys in garages put a lot of time into manipulating them into submission. As a general rule I never trust anyone who says that computers are smart or thinks Alexa could start the machine uprising<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,045 |
programmerhumor | dj_ordje | i5zqt79 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Watch me decode mp3's using my Casio FX-990DE Plus<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,789 |
programmerhumor | ManagerOfLove | i5zr0qv | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It always amazes me that everything you do with a PC, can be realized through 30 something instructions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 901 |
programmerhumor | InvestingNerd2020 | i5zngb4 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah literally anyone who knows anything about computers will tell you they're dumb as hell and the only reason they're able to do anything even remotely cool is because a lot of guys in garages put a lot of time into manipulating them into submission. As a general rule I never trust anyone who says that computers are smart or thinks Alexa could start the machine uprising<|eor|><|sor|>Garage C programmers of the 80s and 90s are underrated heroes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 836 |
programmerhumor | lkraider | i5zy7hl | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Watch me decode mp3's using my Casio FX-990DE Plus<|eor|><|sor|>Not impossible, the sound output will leave a lot to be desired though<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 761 |
programmerhumor | hawkinsst7 | i5zyxwn | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And 'the cloud' is just someone else's calculators.
Let's make them all say 80085<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 614 |
programmerhumor | Fritzschmied | i5znjph | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In german a Computer is basically called a calculator -> Rechner. Which directly translated to English is calculator and not computer. There isnt really a german word for computer other than the English word computer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 407 |
programmerhumor | cybercuzco | i5zp8ov | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah literally anyone who knows anything about computers will tell you they're dumb as hell and the only reason they're able to do anything even remotely cool is because a lot of guys in garages put a lot of time into manipulating them into submission. As a general rule I never trust anyone who says that computers are smart or thinks Alexa could start the machine uprising<|eor|><|sor|>Further up the tail: computers are just light switches that can turn each other off and on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 400 |
programmerhumor | oagc | i601k2h | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah literally anyone who knows anything about computers will tell you they're dumb as hell and the only reason they're able to do anything even remotely cool is because a lot of guys in garages put a lot of time into manipulating them into submission. As a general rule I never trust anyone who says that computers are smart or thinks Alexa could start the machine uprising<|eor|><|sor|>Garage C programmers of the 80s and 90s are underrated heroes.<|eor|><|sor|>Garage C ? Havent heard of this language before.<|eor|><|sor|>never heard of gcc? the Garage C Compiler was a milestone in free accessible software development.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 392 |
programmerhumor | GLIBG10B | i607qmc | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It always amazes me that everything you do with a PC, can be realized through 30 something instructions<|eor|><|sor|>Really its six that the 30 instructions are built off of, no? Add subtract multiply divide >! copy !< and >! compare !<<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>In reality, it's one: NAND
or NOR, if you prefer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 361 |
programmerhumor | uslashuname | i603okq | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It always amazes me that everything you do with a PC, can be realized through 30 something instructions<|eor|><|sor|>Really its six that the 30 instructions are built off of, no? Add subtract multiply divide >! copy !< and >! compare !<<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 327 |
programmerhumor | pogylon | i5zzjri | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah literally anyone who knows anything about computers will tell you they're dumb as hell and the only reason they're able to do anything even remotely cool is because a lot of guys in garages put a lot of time into manipulating them into submission. As a general rule I never trust anyone who says that computers are smart or thinks Alexa could start the machine uprising<|eor|><|sor|>Garage C programmers of the 80s and 90s are underrated heroes.<|eor|><|sor|>Garage C ? Havent heard of this language before.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 292 |
programmerhumor | Vinxian | i5znu0k | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In german a Computer is basically called a calculator -> Rechner. Which directly translated to English is calculator and not computer. There isnt really a german word for computer other than the English word computer.<|eor|><|sor|>Also the English word computer comes from computing things. I.e. calculating stuff.
Like before modern computers human computers existed. And their job was essentially to run all the complex calculations some engineer needed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 290 |
programmerhumor | debugggingg | i60begw | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Watch me decode mp3's using my Casio FX-990DE Plus<|eor|><|sor|>Not impossible, the sound output will leave a lot to be desired though<|eor|><|sor|>Just need a cluster of FX-990DE+'s for better quality<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 262 |
programmerhumor | p9k | i606r97 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It always amazes me that everything you do with a PC, can be realized through 30 something instructions<|eor|><|sor|>[You can get away with much less.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-instruction_set_computer)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 248 |
programmerhumor | YMK1234 | i5zqbnj | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah literally anyone who knows anything about computers will tell you they're dumb as hell and the only reason they're able to do anything even remotely cool is because a lot of guys in garages put a lot of time into manipulating them into submission. As a general rule I never trust anyone who says that computers are smart or thinks Alexa could start the machine uprising<|eor|><|sor|>Further up the tail: computers are just light switches that can turn each other off and on.<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine a modern processor being implemented just with light switches ... whole warehouses full of light switches and cables ... clock at 1hz or something ... :D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | metallaholic | i5zu9jq | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its a rock we tricked into thinking by shooting electricity into it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | CivBase | i603ixl | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Programs* can be smart - or at least intelligently designed - but *computers* are dumb as a box of rocks. When you think about it, they *are* just a box of rocks. Rocks and lightning.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | cybercuzco | i5zrsph | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah literally anyone who knows anything about computers will tell you they're dumb as hell and the only reason they're able to do anything even remotely cool is because a lot of guys in garages put a lot of time into manipulating them into submission. As a general rule I never trust anyone who says that computers are smart or thinks Alexa could start the machine uprising<|eor|><|sor|>Further up the tail: computers are just light switches that can turn each other off and on.<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine a modern processor being implemented just with light switches ... whole warehouses full of light switches and cables ... clock at 1hz or something ... :D<|eor|><|sor|>By the year 2000, computers may only be the size of a bus!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | WorldOfProgrammers | 6xu5zq | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,219 |
programmerhumor | DJDarkViper | dmikc5f | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Three months and a huge conversation on whether to use Trello or Jira <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,549 |
programmerhumor | Joe1972 | dmim6vt | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If this emoji shit becomes normal in titles I'll blame you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,536 |
programmerhumor | AMViquel | dmikccb | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Don't be silly, it doesn't work that way. You need to increase the number of midwives and doctors to speed up the delivery.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,129 |
programmerhumor | King_Joffreys_Tits | dmiqtks | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If this emoji shit becomes normal in titles I'll blame you<|eor|><|sor|>I'm moving on to coding in emojis<|eor|><|sor|>`var = "cowboy"`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 758 |
programmerhumor | AcidicVagina | dmiqmti | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If this emoji shit becomes normal in titles I'll blame you<|eor|><|sor|>I'm moving on to coding in emojis<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 737 |
programmerhumor | mjacobl | dmilb5w | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Don't be silly, it doesn't work that way. You need to increase the number of midwives and doctors to speed up the delivery.<|eor|><|sor|>Need to find way to speed up baby compile times. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 586 |
programmerhumor | volar92 | dmirotx | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Three months and a huge conversation on whether to use Trello or Jira <|eor|><|sor|>*A manager whose job is to reconfigure the Jira project workflows every week <|eor|><|sor|>too real for me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 494 |
programmerhumor | AcidicVagina | dmir31q | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If this emoji shit becomes normal in titles I'll blame you<|eor|><|sor|>I'm moving on to coding in emojis<|eor|><|sor|>`var = "cowboy"`<|eor|><|sor|>[Hello, World!](https://tio.run/##S83Nz8pMzk9J/f//w/z@xg/ze9s/zJ/R8GH@lCUeqTk5@ToK4flFOSmKIAGgZOf//wA)
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 480 |
programmerhumor | TyrionReynolds | dmiso4d | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If this emoji shit becomes normal in titles I'll blame you<|eor|><|sor|>I'm moving on to coding in emojis<|eor|><|sor|>`var = "cowboy"`<|eor|><|sor|>[Hello, World!](https://tio.run/##S83Nz8pMzk9J/f//w/z@xg/ze9s/zJ/R8GH@lCUeqTk5@ToK4flFOSmKIAGgZOf//wA)
<|eor|><|sor|>wat.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm stuck on the username.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 369 |
programmerhumor | voldin91 | dmisc02 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/r/titlegore material<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 305 |
programmerhumor | allak | dmilcsj | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>For who is not aware, Fred Brooks used the 9 pregnant women example in The Mythical Man-Month.
In 1975. Nihil sub sole novum.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
programmerhumor | MaxNanasy | dmit5h8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If this emoji shit becomes normal in titles I'll blame you<|eor|><|sor|>I'm moving on to coding in emojis<|eor|><|sor|>`var = "cowboy"`<|eor|><|sor|>[Hello, World!](https://tio.run/##S83Nz8pMzk9J/f//w/z@xg/ze9s/zJ/R8GH@lCUeqTk5@ToK4flFOSmKIAGgZOf//wA)
<|eor|><|sor|>wat.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm stuck on the username.<|eor|><|sor|>Better than being stuck in the username<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | pmmedenver | dminlpx | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He's right though. One person working on a project will save so much time not discussing shit with someone else. 2 people vs 3 people is a different story, however.<|eor|><|sor|>Does nobody else have architectural conversations with their coworkers that end up saving them months?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | IM_OK_AMA | dmimw96 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>For who is not aware, Fred Brooks used the 9 pregnant women example in The Mythical Man-Month.
In 1975. Nihil sub sole novum.<|eor|><|sor|>A great read for any programmer or manager of programmers.
Also the source of my favorite quote:
> The programmer, like the poet, works only slightly removed from pure thought-stuff. He builds his castles in the air, from air, creating by exertion of the imagination. Few media of creation are so flexible, so easy to polish and rework, so readily capable of realizing grand conceptual structures.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | archy_bold | 11o3z51 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,194 |
programmerhumor | cjmar41 | jbqpcx4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Time to dust off those vintage Python scrapers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,799 |
programmerhumor | Disastrous_Belt_7556 | jbqy60x | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Best bit is at the end for anyone not wanting to read the whole Article.
> Weve been mostly cut off from Facebook for years and weve continued to make progress, [Jeremy Blackburn, assistant professor at Binghamton University in New York] says. Its not like science is going to be held hostage by a guy that played himself into burning $44 billion on a website that makes no money, just so he could force all its users to read his shitposts.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,195 |
programmerhumor | psioniclizard | jbqpuez | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm genuinely interested who this is targeted at. I get Twitter data can be valuable, but $500,000 seems like a lot of money. Also for only 0.3%? Surely the people who pay for this would collect the data and sell it on for a profit.
That said, I have no clue how much people send on APIs for social media companies per year but it seems like a lot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,662 |
programmerhumor | Crafty-Run-6559 | jbr0s0n | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm genuinely interested who this is targeted at. I get Twitter data can be valuable, but $500,000 seems like a lot of money. Also for only 0.3%? Surely the people who pay for this would collect the data and sell it on for a profit.
That said, I have no clue how much people send on APIs for social media companies per year but it seems like a lot.<|eor|><|sor|>There are so many other companies selling it for way less
He's doing them an insane favor.
Just checked and they still haven't fixed the geobug that basically let's you page through all of twitter if you combine it with a residential/mobile ip masking service.
He just made those companies so much more profitable. They'll happily undercut him by 400k lmao.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,123 |
programmerhumor | archy_bold | jbqpsai | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Time to dust off those vintage Python scrapers.<|eor|><|soopr|>Shhhh https://github.com/twintproject/twint-zero/pull/6<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,084 |
programmerhumor | gavelTree | jbrdwbn | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm genuinely interested who this is targeted at. I get Twitter data can be valuable, but $500,000 seems like a lot of money. Also for only 0.3%? Surely the people who pay for this would collect the data and sell it on for a profit.
That said, I have no clue how much people send on APIs for social media companies per year but it seems like a lot.<|eor|><|sor|>There are so many other companies selling it for way less
He's doing them an insane favor.
Just checked and they still haven't fixed the geobug that basically let's you page through all of twitter if you combine it with a residential/mobile ip masking service.
He just made those companies so much more profitable. They'll happily undercut him by 400k lmao.<|eor|><|sor|>> the geobug
Can you elaborate?<|eor|><|sor|>Not now Elon shhh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,203 |
programmerhumor | JoeStinkCat | jbr6jg6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Time to dust off those vintage Python scrapers.<|eor|><|sor|>My Cornballer runs those python scrapers. Thats why it gets to hot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,770 |
programmerhumor | Playingza1285 | jbqr6gl | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>damn according to the article the original free tier offered access to 1% of the tweets. twitter is charging a huge amount for less than you used to have<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,456 |
programmerhumor | paulwal | jbr5re6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm genuinely interested who this is targeted at. I get Twitter data can be valuable, but $500,000 seems like a lot of money. Also for only 0.3%? Surely the people who pay for this would collect the data and sell it on for a profit.
That said, I have no clue how much people send on APIs for social media companies per year but it seems like a lot.<|eor|><|sor|>There are so many other companies selling it for way less
He's doing them an insane favor.
Just checked and they still haven't fixed the geobug that basically let's you page through all of twitter if you combine it with a residential/mobile ip masking service.
He just made those companies so much more profitable. They'll happily undercut him by 400k lmao.<|eor|><|sor|>> the geobug
Can you elaborate?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,021 |
programmerhumor | OskeeWootWoot | jbrfeem | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm genuinely interested who this is targeted at. I get Twitter data can be valuable, but $500,000 seems like a lot of money. Also for only 0.3%? Surely the people who pay for this would collect the data and sell it on for a profit.
That said, I have no clue how much people send on APIs for social media companies per year but it seems like a lot.<|eor|><|sor|>There are so many other companies selling it for way less
He's doing them an insane favor.
Just checked and they still haven't fixed the geobug that basically let's you page through all of twitter if you combine it with a residential/mobile ip masking service.
He just made those companies so much more profitable. They'll happily undercut him by 400k lmao.<|eor|><|sor|>> the geobug
Can you elaborate?<|eor|><|sor|>Not now Elon shhh<|eor|><|sor|>No go ahead, it's not like Musk would understand anyway, he'll just say you're wrong and then share a meme trying to make fun of you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 915 |
programmerhumor | OtHanski | jbqnwf1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>50 bucks, take it or leave it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 860 |
programmerhumor | Nelson1810 | jbqzhhp | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Time to dust off those vintage Python scrapers.<|eor|><|soopr|>Shhhh https://github.com/twintproject/twint-zero/pull/6<|eoopr|><|sor|>LGTM<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 856 |
programmerhumor | macclearich | jbrfjba | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm genuinely interested who this is targeted at. I get Twitter data can be valuable, but $500,000 seems like a lot of money. Also for only 0.3%? Surely the people who pay for this would collect the data and sell it on for a profit.
That said, I have no clue how much people send on APIs for social media companies per year but it seems like a lot.<|eor|><|sor|>My take: as a \*former\* data engineer working from the Twitter firehose, Musk has carefully crafted this API pricing to appeal to exactly \*nobody\*. Nobody in their right mind would shell out a half million a year for access to the tiniest fraction of the data. Nobody will do it, pretty much nobody (with one exception, more on that in a moment) can afford to even consider that kind of deal and they're not meant to. It's better to think of it less as an API price plan, and more as a great big neon sign reading "Fuck Off."
The one exception: a nation-state. Probably one that isn't on anyone's Christmas card list, one that has a certain vested interest in tracking down and dealing with dissent online. And I'm certain that there will be -- probably already are -- some nation-states that are already being given access to Twitter for exactly that purpose. But they won't go through the sales department (does Twitter even HAVE a sales department anymore? Why have API pricing if you've nobody to sell it?), they'll reach out to do an under-the-table deal with Musk directly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 781 |
programmerhumor | Carbon_Gelatin | jbqs7cz | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I keep wondering if he's deliberately trying to tank Twitter for some sort of tax write off, or to position it to be bought by truth.
This much incompetence can't be accidental. I just can't see the angle.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 752 |
programmerhumor | CrowdGoesWildWoooo | jbqt6f6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Time to dust off those vintage Python scrapers.<|eor|><|sor|>You can only get a tiny % of the data using scrapers. Probably way less than 0.3%. Not useful for researchers at all.<|eor|><|sor|>Plus, scraping is vulnerable to site changes, which happen all the time, with no warning.
* It works!
* Shit, it broke.
* It works!
* Shit, it broke.
* It works!
* Shit, it broke.
...<|eor|><|sor|>I smell job security<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 745 |
programmerhumor | Biden_Been_Thottin | jbr7g0k | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For $500K they better fly out a developer to integrate the API in our system.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 721 |
programmerhumor | NotANumber13 | jbr1fkn | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Best bit is at the end for anyone not wanting to read the whole Article.
> Weve been mostly cut off from Facebook for years and weve continued to make progress, [Jeremy Blackburn, assistant professor at Binghamton University in New York] says. Its not like science is going to be held hostage by a guy that played himself into burning $44 billion on a website that makes no money, just so he could force all its users to read his shitposts.<|eor|><|sor|>That is hilarious!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 630 |
programmerhumor | coranos2 | jbrc3k1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For $500K they better fly out a developer to integrate the API in our system.<|eor|><|sor|>For $500k you could probably just bribe a developer to clone the db.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 592 |
programmerhumor | kayak_enjoyer | jbqsm7f | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Time to dust off those vintage Python scrapers.<|eor|><|sor|>You can only get a tiny % of the data using scrapers. Probably way less than 0.3%. Not useful for researchers at all.<|eor|><|sor|>Plus, scraping is vulnerable to site changes, which happen all the time, with no warning.
* It works!
* Shit, it broke.
* It works!
* Shit, it broke.
* It works!
* Shit, it broke.
...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 538 |
programmerhumor | TeaKingMac | jbr8erb | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Time to dust off those vintage Python scrapers.<|eor|><|soopr|>Shhhh https://github.com/twintproject/twint-zero/pull/6<|eoopr|><|sor|>LGTM<|eor|><|sor|>Let's Go To Mars<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 537 |
programmerhumor | ohsangwho | 10fafxi | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,165 |
programmerhumor | TwoMilliseconds | j4voely | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>well it's... faster<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,238 |
programmerhumor | Miles_Adamson | j4vtqd2 | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\> Sees code is 20 lines instead of 4
\> Writes 78 lines of text on reddit, github and slack to complain about it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,089 |
programmerhumor | AlbaTejas | j4vq0qv | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The point is performance is irrelevant here, and the code is very clean and readable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,012 |
programmerhumor | RedditIsFiction | j4vtwsm | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The point is performance is irrelevant here, and the code is very clean and readable.<|eor|><|sor|>The performance isn't even bad, this is a O(1) function that has a worst case of a small number of operations and a best case of 1/10th that. This is fast, clean, easy to read, easy to test, and the only possibility of error is in the number values that were entered or maybe skipping a possibility. All of which would be caught in a test. But it's a write-once never touch again method.
Hot take: this is exactly what this should look like and other suggestions would just make it less readable, more prone to error, or less efficient.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,670 |
programmerhumor | Loupax | j4w3vb5 | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sees this code that displays circles:
_The entire internet wants to review it and has strong opinions about it._
Sees a 500 line PR that handles money transactions:
_LGTM, approved_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,516 |
programmerhumor | aehooo | j4vxjlu | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>well it's... faster<|eor|><|sor|>Username checks out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,420 |
programmerhumor | controwler | j4vry9f | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey I live in the Netherlands and of course use DigiD, never had issues with it so if it works I'm not hating. For a public sector application it's actually quite impressive<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,217 |
programmerhumor | alexgraef | j4vuo6q | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The ~~amount~~ number of people in this comment section suggesting to solve it with a for-loop shows that both the original code and the revised version are on average better than what this sub has to offer.
[Here's my take on it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/10fafxi/comment/j4vz4gu/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,165 |
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