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programmerhumor | nikanj0 | hs6ogw3 | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You have to really trust someone to let the see the commit history of the project you started in high-school and quickly gave up on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 629 |
programmerhumor | iam_reallytired | hs6go2u | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn right! Pushin pullin n mergin shit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 606 |
programmerhumor | aidanski | hs6y64i | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't that the maximum level of intimacy? :)<|eor|><|sor|>In a way, a person's Github profile is something very personal (if they are active). It can reveal so much about... | 410 |
programmerhumor | Humble_Conclusion_92 | hs6we2s | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't that the maximum level of intimacy? :)<|eor|><|sor|>In a way, a person's Github profile is something very personal (if they are active). It can reveal so much about... | 384 |
programmerhumor | lasiusflex | hs6usi0 | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just approach a dude on the street and say:
*Hey, i've seen your Github Repo. Damn, that's nice and efficient code. Your employer must be so lucky.*<|eor|><|sor|>Lol tha... | 373 |
programmerhumor | Xc1d30us_Mercy | hs6hivk | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn right! Pushin pullin n mergin shit<|eor|><|sor|>Force push<|eor|><|soopr|>"What if we merged branches "<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 357 |
programmerhumor | visak13 | hs6h5r5 | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn right! Pushin pullin n mergin shit<|eor|><|sor|>Force push<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 228 |
programmerhumor | RespectYarn | hs6x2cd | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't that the maximum level of intimacy? :)<|eor|><|sor|>In a way, a person's Github profile is something very personal (if they are active). It can reveal so much about... | 228 |
programmerhumor | Zahand | hs6l0eh | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn right! Pushin pullin n mergin shit<|eor|><|sor|>Force push<|eor|><|sor|>Never force push. Having consent is important<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | Knuffya | hs6xd7g | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just approach a dude on the street and say:
*Hey, i've seen your Github Repo. Damn, that's nice and efficient code. Your employer must be so lucky.*<|eor|><|sor|>Lol tha... | 194 |
programmerhumor | DrSheldonLCooperPhD | hs70fr6 | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't that the maximum level of intimacy? :)<|eor|><|sor|>In a way, a person's Github profile is something very personal (if they are active). It can reveal so much about... | 145 |
programmerhumor | Ode_to_Apathy | hs6x1r4 | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just approach a dude on the street and say:
*Hey, i've seen your Github Repo. Damn, that's nice and efficient code. Your employer must be so lucky.*<|eor|><|sor|>Lol tha... | 144 |
programmerhumor | Hugostar33 | hs7giry | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You have to really trust someone to let the see the commit history of the project you started in high-school and quickly gave up on.<|eor|><|sor|>Added last method of tod... | 142 |
programmerhumor | CYKO_11 | hs6lwtf | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn right! Pushin pullin n mergin shit<|eor|><|sor|>Force push<|eor|><|sor|>Never force push. Having consent is important<|eor|><|sor|>Yes you have to make pull requests... | 137 |
programmerhumor | visak13 | hs6hnle | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn right! Pushin pullin n mergin shit<|eor|><|sor|>Force push<|eor|><|soopr|>"What if we merged branches "<|eoopr|><|sor|>Resolve conflicts for the rest of your life!<|... | 129 |
programmerhumor | jemidiah | hs6uxtv | <|sols|><|sot|>found this on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/de1sgiuj40b81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dated a programmer for 7 years. I've been inside him, but never inside his repository.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | WilliamsTBB | juj741 | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,234 |
programmerhumor | YellowOnline | gcd8qjt | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I only use true and false as a string instead<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,162 |
programmerhumor | TheMsDosNerd | gcdk2h1 | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Delphi has the LongBool. A 4 byte boolean that allows you to waste 31 bits.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,022 |
programmerhumor | WilliamsTBB | gcd9bmx | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I only use true and false as a string instead<|eor|><|soopr|>JSON likes your comment<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,093 |
programmerhumor | Tzahi12345 | gcde22t | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I only use true and false as a string instead<|eor|><|soopr|>JSON likes your comment<|eoopr|><|sor|>But JSON hates comments<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,718 |
programmerhumor | superl2 | gcd97vj | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I group my booleans and save them as bits in one int<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,261 |
programmerhumor | Supersebi3 | gcda6fy | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I group my booleans and save them as bits in one int<|eor|><|sor|>great, youve invented the concept of flags!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,023 |
programmerhumor | willyz1 | gcdq42z | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Delphi has the LongBool. A 4 byte boolean that allows you to waste 31 bits.<|eor|><|sor|>Why?<|eor|><|sor|>For compatibility with WinAPI BOOL type, which is an alias for int.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,830 |
programmerhumor | KookyWrangler | gcdl8i6 | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Delphi has the LongBool. A 4 byte boolean that allows you to waste 31 bits.<|eor|><|sor|>Why?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,500 |
programmerhumor | PuzzleMeDo | gcdeicn | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen booleans stored in four bytes, because on 32-bit operating systems, it tends to be faster to operate on four bytes at once.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,110 |
programmerhumor | araliniker | gcdfb9a | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I only use true and false as a string instead<|eor|><|soopr|>JSON likes your comment<|eoopr|><|sor|>But JSON hates comments<|eor|><|sor|>DETROIT : Become json<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 891 |
programmerhumor | demon_ix | gcdej9w | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I group my booleans and save them as bits in one int<|eor|><|sor|>great, youve invented the concept of flags!<|eor|><|sor|> hellyeah &= 1 << 7;
Edit: All you wannabe programmers like me completely mis... | 745 |
programmerhumor | GameFraek | gcdu0lz | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is boolshit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 742 |
programmerhumor | MrAcurite | gcdswow | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Delphi has the LongBool. A 4 byte boolean that allows you to waste 31 bits.<|eor|><|sor|>Why?<|eor|><|sor|>For compatibility with WinAPI BOOL type, which is an alias for int.<|eor|><|sor|>Fucking windows again...<|e... | 482 |
programmerhumor | ReallyHadToFixThat | gcdo9um | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen booleans stored in four bytes, because on 32-bit operating systems, it tends to be faster to operate on four bytes at once.<|eor|><|sor|>Came here to say this. Most likely your bool is stored as 4 or even ... | 435 |
programmerhumor | Verdiss | gcdr1r3 | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I only use true and false as a string instead<|eor|><|sor|>I once spent over 2 hours debugging code where I had accidentally assigned a variable False as a string. I live in constant dread of that time<|e... | 426 |
programmerhumor | finn-the-rabbit | gce1exy | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Delphi has the LongBool. A 4 byte boolean that allows you to waste 31 bits.<|eor|><|sor|>Why?<|eor|><|sor|>For compatibility with WinAPI BOOL type, which is an alias for int.<|eor|><|sor|>Fucking windows again...<|e... | 411 |
programmerhumor | firowind | gcdpden | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I only use true and false as a string instead<|eor|><|soopr|>JSON likes your comment<|eoopr|><|sor|>But JSON hates comments<|eor|><|sor|>DETROIT : Become json<|eor|><|sor|>Heavy rain : Jason!<|eor|><|eols... | 333 |
programmerhumor | kaajukatli | gcdn41g | <|sols|><|sot|>A type of primitive thought<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8ceh0d66fdz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I only use true and false as a string instead<|eor|><|sor|>I once spent over 2 hours debugging code where I had accidentally assigned a variable False as a string. I live in constant dread of that time<|e... | 306 |
programmerhumor | runner7mi | uasgiu | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,224 |
programmerhumor | ian9921 | i5zlb85 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah literally anyone who knows anything about computers will tell you they're dumb as hell and the only reason they're able to do anything even remotely cool is because a lot of guys in garages put a lot of time into m... | 2,045 |
programmerhumor | dj_ordje | i5zqt79 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Watch me decode mp3's using my Casio FX-990DE Plus<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,789 |
programmerhumor | ManagerOfLove | i5zr0qv | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It always amazes me that everything you do with a PC, can be realized through 30 something instructions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 901 |
programmerhumor | InvestingNerd2020 | i5zngb4 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah literally anyone who knows anything about computers will tell you they're dumb as hell and the only reason they're able to do anything even remotely cool is because a lot of guys in garages put a lot of time into m... | 836 |
programmerhumor | lkraider | i5zy7hl | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Watch me decode mp3's using my Casio FX-990DE Plus<|eor|><|sor|>Not impossible, the sound output will leave a lot to be desired though<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 761 |
programmerhumor | hawkinsst7 | i5zyxwn | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And 'the cloud' is just someone else's calculators.
Let's make them all say 80085<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 614 |
programmerhumor | Fritzschmied | i5znjph | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In german a Computer is basically called a calculator -> Rechner. Which directly translated to English is calculator and not computer. There isnt really a german word for computer other than the English word computer.<|... | 407 |
programmerhumor | cybercuzco | i5zp8ov | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah literally anyone who knows anything about computers will tell you they're dumb as hell and the only reason they're able to do anything even remotely cool is because a lot of guys in garages put a lot of time into m... | 400 |
programmerhumor | oagc | i601k2h | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah literally anyone who knows anything about computers will tell you they're dumb as hell and the only reason they're able to do anything even remotely cool is because a lot of guys in garages put a lot of time into m... | 392 |
programmerhumor | GLIBG10B | i607qmc | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It always amazes me that everything you do with a PC, can be realized through 30 something instructions<|eor|><|sor|>Really its six that the 30 instructions are built off of, no? Add subtract multiply divide >! copy !< ... | 361 |
programmerhumor | uslashuname | i603okq | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It always amazes me that everything you do with a PC, can be realized through 30 something instructions<|eor|><|sor|>Really its six that the 30 instructions are built off of, no? Add subtract multiply divide >! copy !< ... | 327 |
programmerhumor | pogylon | i5zzjri | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah literally anyone who knows anything about computers will tell you they're dumb as hell and the only reason they're able to do anything even remotely cool is because a lot of guys in garages put a lot of time into m... | 292 |
programmerhumor | Vinxian | i5znu0k | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In german a Computer is basically called a calculator -> Rechner. Which directly translated to English is calculator and not computer. There isnt really a german word for computer other than the English word computer.<|... | 290 |
programmerhumor | debugggingg | i60begw | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Watch me decode mp3's using my Casio FX-990DE Plus<|eor|><|sor|>Not impossible, the sound output will leave a lot to be desired though<|eor|><|sor|>Just need a cluster of FX-990DE+'s for better quality<|eor|><|eols|><|e... | 262 |
programmerhumor | p9k | i606r97 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It always amazes me that everything you do with a PC, can be realized through 30 something instructions<|eor|><|sor|>[You can get away with much less.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-instruction_set_computer)<|eor|><... | 248 |
programmerhumor | YMK1234 | i5zqbnj | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah literally anyone who knows anything about computers will tell you they're dumb as hell and the only reason they're able to do anything even remotely cool is because a lot of guys in garages put a lot of time into m... | 214 |
programmerhumor | metallaholic | i5zu9jq | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its a rock we tricked into thinking by shooting electricity into it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | CivBase | i603ixl | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Programs* can be smart - or at least intelligently designed - but *computers* are dumb as a box of rocks. When you think about it, they *are* just a box of rocks. Rocks and lightning.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | cybercuzco | i5zrsph | <|sols|><|sot|>it's all just functions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ck5ovob0mgv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah literally anyone who knows anything about computers will tell you they're dumb as hell and the only reason they're able to do anything even remotely cool is because a lot of guys in garages put a lot of time into m... | 155 |
programmerhumor | WorldOfProgrammers | 6xu5zq | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,219 |
programmerhumor | DJDarkViper | dmikc5f | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Three months and a huge conversation on whether to use Trello or Jira <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,549 |
programmerhumor | Joe1972 | dmim6vt | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If this emoji shit becomes normal in titles I'll blame you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,536 |
programmerhumor | AMViquel | dmikccb | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Don't be silly, it doesn't work that way. You need to increase the number of midwives and doctors to speed up the delivery.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,129 |
programmerhumor | King_Joffreys_Tits | dmiqtks | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If this emoji shit becomes normal in titles I'll blame you<|eor|><|sor|>I'm moving on to coding in emojis<|eor|><|sor|>`var = "cowboy"`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 758 |
programmerhumor | AcidicVagina | dmiqmti | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If this emoji shit becomes normal in titles I'll blame you<|eor|><|sor|>I'm moving on to coding in emojis<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 737 |
programmerhumor | mjacobl | dmilb5w | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Don't be silly, it doesn't work that way. You need to increase the number of midwives and doctors to speed up the delivery.<|eor|><|sor|>Need to find way to speed up baby compile times. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext... | 586 |
programmerhumor | volar92 | dmirotx | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Three months and a huge conversation on whether to use Trello or Jira <|eor|><|sor|>*A manager whose job is to reconfigure the Jira project workflows every week <|eor|><|sor|>too real for me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 494 |
programmerhumor | AcidicVagina | dmir31q | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If this emoji shit becomes normal in titles I'll blame you<|eor|><|sor|>I'm moving on to coding in emojis<|eor|><|sor|>`var = "cowboy"`<|eor|><|sor|>[Hello, World!](https://tio.run/##S83Nz8pMzk9J/f//w/z@xg/ze9s/zJ/R8GH@lCUeqTk5@ToK4fl... | 480 |
programmerhumor | TyrionReynolds | dmiso4d | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If this emoji shit becomes normal in titles I'll blame you<|eor|><|sor|>I'm moving on to coding in emojis<|eor|><|sor|>`var = "cowboy"`<|eor|><|sor|>[Hello, World!](https://tio.run/##S83Nz8pMzk9J/f//w/z@xg/ze9s/zJ/R8GH@lCUeqTk5@ToK4fl... | 369 |
programmerhumor | voldin91 | dmisc02 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/r/titlegore material<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 305 |
programmerhumor | allak | dmilcsj | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>For who is not aware, Fred Brooks used the 9 pregnant women example in The Mythical Man-Month.
In 1975. Nihil sub sole novum.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
programmerhumor | MaxNanasy | dmit5h8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If this emoji shit becomes normal in titles I'll blame you<|eor|><|sor|>I'm moving on to coding in emojis<|eor|><|sor|>`var = "cowboy"`<|eor|><|sor|>[Hello, World!](https://tio.run/##S83Nz8pMzk9J/f//w/z@xg/ze9s/zJ/R8GH@lCUeqTk5@ToK4fl... | 242 |
programmerhumor | pmmedenver | dminlpx | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He's right though. One person working on a project will save so much time not discussing shit with someone else. 2 people vs 3 people is a different story, however.<|eor|><|sor|>Does nobody else have architectural conversations with th... | 230 |
programmerhumor | IM_OK_AMA | dmimw96 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ermm .. <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tg6itcen4pjz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>For who is not aware, Fred Brooks used the 9 pregnant women example in The Mythical Man-Month.
In 1975. Nihil sub sole novum.<|eor|><|sor|>A great read for any programmer or manager of programmers.
Also the sou... | 219 |
programmerhumor | archy_bold | 11o3z51 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,194 |
programmerhumor | cjmar41 | jbqpcx4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Time to dust off those vintage Python scrapers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,799 |
programmerhumor | Disastrous_Belt_7556 | jbqy60x | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Best bit is at the end for anyone not wanting to read the whole Article.
> Weve been mostly cut off from Facebook for years and weve continued to make progress, [Jeremy Blackburn, ass... | 4,195 |
programmerhumor | psioniclizard | jbqpuez | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm genuinely interested who this is targeted at. I get Twitter data can be valuable, but $500,000 seems like a lot of money. Also for only 0.3%? Surely the people who pay for this wou... | 3,662 |
programmerhumor | Crafty-Run-6559 | jbr0s0n | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm genuinely interested who this is targeted at. I get Twitter data can be valuable, but $500,000 seems like a lot of money. Also for only 0.3%? Surely the people who pay for this wou... | 3,123 |
programmerhumor | archy_bold | jbqpsai | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Time to dust off those vintage Python scrapers.<|eor|><|soopr|>Shhhh https://github.com/twintproject/twint-zero/pull/6<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,084 |
programmerhumor | gavelTree | jbrdwbn | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm genuinely interested who this is targeted at. I get Twitter data can be valuable, but $500,000 seems like a lot of money. Also for only 0.3%? Surely the people who pay for this wou... | 2,203 |
programmerhumor | JoeStinkCat | jbr6jg6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Time to dust off those vintage Python scrapers.<|eor|><|sor|>My Cornballer runs those python scrapers. Thats why it gets to hot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,770 |
programmerhumor | Playingza1285 | jbqr6gl | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>damn according to the article the original free tier offered access to 1% of the tweets. twitter is charging a huge amount for less than you used to have<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,456 |
programmerhumor | paulwal | jbr5re6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm genuinely interested who this is targeted at. I get Twitter data can be valuable, but $500,000 seems like a lot of money. Also for only 0.3%? Surely the people who pay for this wou... | 1,021 |
programmerhumor | OskeeWootWoot | jbrfeem | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm genuinely interested who this is targeted at. I get Twitter data can be valuable, but $500,000 seems like a lot of money. Also for only 0.3%? Surely the people who pay for this wou... | 915 |
programmerhumor | OtHanski | jbqnwf1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>50 bucks, take it or leave it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 860 |
programmerhumor | Nelson1810 | jbqzhhp | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Time to dust off those vintage Python scrapers.<|eor|><|soopr|>Shhhh https://github.com/twintproject/twint-zero/pull/6<|eoopr|><|sor|>LGTM<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 856 |
programmerhumor | macclearich | jbrfjba | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm genuinely interested who this is targeted at. I get Twitter data can be valuable, but $500,000 seems like a lot of money. Also for only 0.3%? Surely the people who pay for this wou... | 781 |
programmerhumor | Carbon_Gelatin | jbqs7cz | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I keep wondering if he's deliberately trying to tank Twitter for some sort of tax write off, or to position it to be bought by truth.
This much incompetence can't be accidental. I jus... | 752 |
programmerhumor | CrowdGoesWildWoooo | jbqt6f6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Time to dust off those vintage Python scrapers.<|eor|><|sor|>You can only get a tiny % of the data using scrapers. Probably way less than 0.3%. Not useful for researchers at all.<|eor|... | 745 |
programmerhumor | Biden_Been_Thottin | jbr7g0k | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For $500K they better fly out a developer to integrate the API in our system.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 721 |
programmerhumor | NotANumber13 | jbr1fkn | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Best bit is at the end for anyone not wanting to read the whole Article.
> Weve been mostly cut off from Facebook for years and weve continued to make progress, [Jeremy Blackburn, ass... | 630 |
programmerhumor | coranos2 | jbrc3k1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For $500K they better fly out a developer to integrate the API in our system.<|eor|><|sor|>For $500k you could probably just bribe a developer to clone the db.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex... | 592 |
programmerhumor | kayak_enjoyer | jbqsm7f | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Time to dust off those vintage Python scrapers.<|eor|><|sor|>You can only get a tiny % of the data using scrapers. Probably way less than 0.3%. Not useful for researchers at all.<|eor|... | 538 |
programmerhumor | TeaKingMac | jbr8erb | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean, its one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s9fykez7c1na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Time to dust off those vintage Python scrapers.<|eor|><|soopr|>Shhhh https://github.com/twintproject/twint-zero/pull/6<|eoopr|><|sor|>LGTM<|eor|><|sor|>Let's Go To Mars<|eor|><|eols|><... | 537 |
programmerhumor | ohsangwho | 10fafxi | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,165 |
programmerhumor | TwoMilliseconds | j4voely | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>well it's... faster<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,238 |
programmerhumor | Miles_Adamson | j4vtqd2 | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\> Sees code is 20 lines instead of 4
\> Writes 78 lines of text on reddit, github and slack to complain about it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,089 |
programmerhumor | AlbaTejas | j4vq0qv | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The point is performance is irrelevant here, and the code is very clean and readable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,012 |
programmerhumor | RedditIsFiction | j4vtwsm | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The point is performance is irrelevant here, and the code is very clean and readable.<|eor|><|sor|>The performance isn't even bad, this is a O(1) function that has a worst case of a small number of operations and a... | 2,670 |
programmerhumor | Loupax | j4w3vb5 | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sees this code that displays circles:
_The entire internet wants to review it and has strong opinions about it._
Sees a 500 line PR that handles money transactions:
_LGTM, approved_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext... | 2,516 |
programmerhumor | aehooo | j4vxjlu | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>well it's... faster<|eor|><|sor|>Username checks out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,420 |
programmerhumor | controwler | j4vry9f | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey I live in the Netherlands and of course use DigiD, never had issues with it so if it works I'm not hating. For a public sector application it's actually quite impressive<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,217 |
programmerhumor | alexgraef | j4vuo6q | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The ~~amount~~ number of people in this comment section suggesting to solve it with a for-loop shows that both the original code and the revised version are on average better than what this sub has to offer.
[Here... | 2,165 |
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