subreddit stringclasses 7
values | author stringlengths 3 20 | id stringlengths 5 7 | content stringlengths 67 30.4k | score int64 0 140k |
|---|---|---|---|---|
programmerhumor | nevergrownup97 | j4wgxo8 | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For anyone thinking pathetic, who renders progress bars with emojis: this might be for an NFC eID reading status on iOS. The iOS NFC handler popup view only supports text-based content, so Unicode is the only way t... | 1,300 |
programmerhumor | rickyman20 | j4wfrko | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>well it's... faster<|eor|><|sor|>Is it though? I feel like a compiler could optimize the former to an O(1) jump table, but the latter has to stay O(logn) unless your computer is a fucking god. Also fewer jumps is u... | 912 |
programmerhumor | alexgraef | j4vz4gu | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you could eliminate a lot of return keywords by using kotlin
that wouldn't make the code better, just shorter<|eor|><|sor|>Can't you already determine how many dots you need to show by multiplying the percentage w... | 875 |
programmerhumor | blastuponsometerries | j4w80r0 | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The ~~amount~~ number of people in this comment section suggesting to solve it with a for-loop shows that both the original code and the revised version are on average better than what this sub has to offer.
[Here... | 797 |
programmerhumor | firmalor | j4vvt53 | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The point is performance is irrelevant here, and the code is very clean and readable.<|eor|><|sor|>The performance isn't even bad, this is a O(1) function that has a worst case of a small number of operations and a... | 794 |
programmerhumor | thanatica | j4wti1q | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey I live in the Netherlands and of course use DigiD, never had issues with it so if it works I'm not hating. For a public sector application it's actually quite impressive<|eor|><|sor|>Open source apps in the pub... | 768 |
programmerhumor | Noch_ein_Kamel | j4whv7i | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>well it's... faster<|eor|><|sor|>Is it though? I feel like a compiler could optimize the former to an O(1) jump table, but the latter has to stay O(logn) unless your computer is a fucking god. Also fewer jumps is u... | 718 |
programmerhumor | rickyman20 | j4whhri | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>well it's... faster<|eor|><|sor|>Is it though? I feel like a compiler could optimize the former to an O(1) jump table, but the latter has to stay O(logn) unless your computer is a fucking god. Also fewer jumps is u... | 710 |
programmerhumor | crass-sandwich | j4x4q08 | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sees this code that displays circles:
_The entire internet wants to review it and has strong opinions about it._
Sees a 500 line PR that handles money transactions:
_LGTM, approved_<|eor|><|sor|>[Bike sheddi... | 609 |
programmerhumor | Noch_ein_Kamel | j4wh7oe | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>well it's... faster<|eor|><|sor|>Is it though? I feel like a compiler could optimize the former to an O(1) jump table, but the latter has to stay O(logn) unless your computer is a fucking god. Also fewer jumps is u... | 575 |
programmerhumor | Kimorin | j4wcqky | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\> Sees code is 20 lines instead of 4
\> Writes 78 lines of text on reddit, github and slack to complain about it<|eor|><|sor|>Proceeds to say: this is why comments are important<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 571 |
programmerhumor | TheBirminghamBear | j4w9v0c | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\> Sees code is 20 lines instead of 4
\> Writes 78 lines of text on reddit, github and slack to complain about it<|eor|><|sor|>Elon Musk approves of your salient code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 514 |
programmerhumor | MR-POTATO-MAN-CODER | z11f1u | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,133 |
programmerhumor | secahtah | ix8gmsa | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you like line count AND speed, you should just program in assembly. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,619 |
programmerhumor | just-bair | ix8feci | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The better thing to do is to make the isEven function with the code from the right inside it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,068 |
programmerhumor | sanid_sriva | ix8vzhq | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If (n==2)
Print ("even number");
If (n==4)
Print ("even number");
If (n==6)
Print ("even number");
If (n==8)
Print ("even number");
If (n==10)
Print ("even number");
If (n==12)
Print ("ev... | 1,866 |
programmerhumor | MaZeChpatCha | ix8jw7u | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you like line count AND speed, you should just program in assembly. <|eor|><|sor|>```
isEven:
movl %edi, %eax
andl %eax, $1
notl %eax
ret
```
(this may not work, I couldn't test it)<|eor|><|e... | 1,776 |
programmerhumor | arb_boi | ix8fjbf | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The better thing to do is to make the isEven function with the code from the right inside it<|eor|><|sor|>id even prefer:
return n%2 ==0<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,334 |
programmerhumor | Artificial_Chris | ix8ey5h | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>As a programmer, i prefer reading isEven(n) to !(n%2) everyday of the week. Show me how the code works as fast as possible, so i can fix it faster.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,147 |
programmerhumor | arb_boi | ix8fccj | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>As a programmer, i prefer reading isEven(n) to !(n%2) everyday of the week. Show me how the code works as fast as possible, so i can fix it faster.<|eor|><|sor|>\+1
bool isEven(int n) {
return n%2 == 0;
}
would... | 925 |
programmerhumor | __Voldemort_ | ix97w6z | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If (n==2)
Print ("even number");
If (n==4)
Print ("even number");
If (n==6)
Print ("even number");
If (n==8)
Print ("even number");
If (n==10)
Print ("even number");
If (n==12)
Print ("ev... | 819 |
programmerhumor | SilenceFailed | ix8l862 | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you like line count AND speed, you should just program in assembly. <|eor|><|sor|>```
isEven:
movl %edi, %eax
andl %eax, $1
notl %eax
ret
```
(this may not work, I couldn't test it)<|eor|><|s... | 629 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ix8g4s9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>just bit check it,fast boi. !(n&1)<|eor|><|sor|>Why have you only written 20 lines of code today?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 575 |
programmerhumor | _bigbackclock69 | ix8g2gb | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>just bit check it,fast boi. !(n&1)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 556 |
programmerhumor | MaZeChpatCha | ix8lhpz | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you like line count AND speed, you should just program in assembly. <|eor|><|sor|>```
isEven:
movl %edi, %eax
andl %eax, $1
notl %eax
ret
```
(this may not work, I couldn't test it)<|eor|><|s... | 554 |
programmerhumor | just-bair | ix8gffg | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The better thing to do is to make the isEven function with the code from the right inside it<|eor|><|sor|>id even prefer:
return n%2 ==0<|eor|><|sor|>True now its completely readable:)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 531 |
programmerhumor | timmeh-eh | ix8rbx4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The better thing to do is to make the isEven function with the code from the right inside it<|eor|><|sor|>id even prefer:
return n%2 ==0<|eor|><|sor|>True now its completely readable:)<|eor|><|sor|>Having that re... | 386 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ix8lpny | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you like line count AND speed, you should just program in assembly. <|eor|><|sor|>```
isEven:
movl %edi, %eax
andl %eax, $1
notl %eax
ret
```
(this may not work, I couldn't test it)<|eor|><|s... | 304 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ix8dxwq | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Why does it look like the meme was made in MS paint?<|eoopr|><|sor|>You're either hardcore or out the door.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 298 |
programmerhumor | theantiyeti | ix8gniu | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>As a programmer, i prefer reading isEven(n) to !(n%2) everyday of the week. Show me how the code works as fast as possible, so i can fix it faster.<|eor|><|sor|>\+1
bool isEven(int n) {
return n%2 == 0;
}
would... | 292 |
programmerhumor | BeerIsGoodForSoul | ix9l8ag | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you like line count AND speed, you should just program in assembly. <|eor|><|sor|>```
isEven:
movl %edi, %eax
andl %eax, $1
notl %eax
ret
```
(this may not work, I couldn't test it)<|eor|><|s... | 274 |
programmerhumor | GendoIkari_82 | ix8knq3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Not a fan of the second one; it sacrifices clarity for brevity... looks like something that would be written for a code golf challenge. It think the best is right in the middle of the 2 samples:
bool isEven(int n)... | 257 |
programmerhumor | MR-POTATO-MAN-CODER | ix8dx1e | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Why does it look like the meme was made in MS paint?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 252 |
programmerhumor | Pyrolistical | vp6cfc | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,112 |
programmerhumor | DeepSpaceGalileo | iehj0kc | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If a genie granted this wish, your job would be to handle the bugs when converting from the old standard to the new standard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,353 |
programmerhumor | chrisnew | iehc1s0 | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>13 Friday the 13ths every year.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,780 |
programmerhumor | netheroth | iehmns6 | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If a genie granted this wish, your job would be to handle the bugs when converting from the old standard to the new standard.<|eor|><|sor|>r/TheMonkeysPaw gets a job as PM<... | 1,985 |
programmerhumor | Ihavealpacas | ieh7dnd | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Landlords approve.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,954 |
programmerhumor | W0ndur | ieh78p9 | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How 'bout monday as the first day? Just saying<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,325 |
programmerhumor | Toomanymagiccards | iehes98 | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Landlords approve.<|eor|><|sor|>My asshole landlord would find a way to charge me for the 13th month \*and\* the magic New years day "month"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,141 |
programmerhumor | queenkid1 | iehhhbm | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is just the [International Fixed Calendar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 885 |
programmerhumor | esesci | iei0oe7 | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is just the [International Fixed Calendar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar)<|eor|><|sor|>Disadvantages section from the page:
- While each ... | 800 |
programmerhumor | GoodForTheTongue | iehj3k1 | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What should we call the extra month? Triskember?<|eor|><|sor|>"Twelve months are named and ordered the same as those of the Gregorian calendar, except that **the extra mont... | 796 |
programmerhumor | Spork_the_dork | iei5tp7 | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is just the [International Fixed Calendar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar)<|eor|><|sor|>Disadvantages section from the page:
- While each ... | 779 |
programmerhumor | Nixavee | iehka39 | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>13 Friday the 13ths every year.<|eor|><|sor|>Freak accidental deaths increase by 1000%<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 724 |
programmerhumor | DudesworthMannington | iehtwbm | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If a genie granted this wish, your job would be to handle the bugs when converting from the old standard to the new standard.<|eor|><|sor|>DateTime dt = new DateTime().getT... | 674 |
programmerhumor | Boison | iehbc56 | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What should we call the extra month? Triskember?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 665 |
programmerhumor | ManInTheBox42 | iehezkq | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How 'bout monday as the first day? Just saying<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly! Saturday and Sunday are called the weekEND after all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 661 |
programmerhumor | knighthawk0811 | iehevti | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>13 Friday the 13ths every year.<|eor|><|sor|>Hail Satan!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 548 |
programmerhumor | supamario132 | iehhl4q | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Landlords approve.<|eor|><|sor|>My asshole landlord would find a way to charge me for the 13th month \*and\* the magic New years day "month"<|eor|><|sor|>"Don't worry, with... | 446 |
programmerhumor | falsedog11 | iehst61 | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If a genie granted this wish, your job would be to handle the bugs when converting from the old standard to the new standard.<|eor|><|sor|>DateTime dt = new DateTime().getT... | 392 |
programmerhumor | DumbledoresGay69 | iei3lcq | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If a genie granted this wish, your job would be to handle the bugs when converting from the old standard to the new standard.<|eor|><|sor|>r/TheMonkeysPaw gets a job as PM<... | 307 |
programmerhumor | msltoe | iehaecx | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Leap year will require two NYDs. Also, NYD needs a special representation like 14/0<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 280 |
programmerhumor | GumdropGoober | iei6z46 | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What should we call the extra month? Triskember?<|eor|><|sor|>"Twelve months are named and ordered the same as those of the Gregorian calendar, except that **the extra mont... | 277 |
programmerhumor | BattleCate14 | 8hfd1j | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,098 |
programmerhumor | GriffonsChainsaw | dyjc5rs | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>Learn programming because it's a trope for my demographic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,270 |
programmerhumor | g0atmeal | dyjmjyq | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>Learn programming because it's a trope for my demographic<|eor|><|sor|>> learn programming to pursue my lifelong dream of being the greatest Minecraft modder to ever live<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,483 |
programmerhumor | wookie_nun | dyjfhnk | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You only need to know how to bruteforce hello world to understand this sub <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,465 |
programmerhumor | jammy-dodgers | dyjhjgd | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you know what an array is and where it typically starts, you'll get 90% of the things posted here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,058 |
programmerhumor | SandyDelights | dyjg2j4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You only need to know how to bruteforce hello world to understand this sub <|eor|><|sor|>Woah, setting our standards a little high today aren't we. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 730 |
programmerhumor | dustmouse | dyjimns | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you know what an array is and where it typically starts, you'll get 90% of the things posted here.<|eor|><|sor|>Also if you think it's funny to say that every time you write a line of code you end up with ten bugs,... | 475 |
programmerhumor | Plazmotech | dyjo9jf | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>Learn programming because it's a trope for my demographic<|eor|><|sor|>> learn programming to pursue my lifelong dream of being the greatest Minecraft modder to ever live<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, thats more or less how I st... | 428 |
programmerhumor | Opioidal | dyjihy3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yup. Exactly why I'm teaching myself HTML.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 347 |
programmerhumor | CamdenReslink | dyjjo1m | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I learned programming for the chicks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 276 |
programmerhumor | DeepHorse | dyjk8ip | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You only need to know how to bruteforce hello world to understand this sub <|eor|><|sor|>remember volume sliders tho<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 235 |
programmerhumor | MyUserNameIsRelevent | dyjkqk3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think I'm clever with my knowledge of programming until anybody here actually starts posting their black magic code and suddenly I feel like a caveman again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | danktimetobealive | dyjkdyv | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yup. Exactly why I'm teaching myself HTML.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Confirmed Elon Musk using HTML to develop AI. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | RelevantToMyInterest | dyjm2fg | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yup. Exactly why I'm teaching myself HTML.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Confirmed Elon Musk using HTML to develop AI. <|eor|><|sor|>Html for self driving cars!
<dontcrash></dontcrash><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext... | 197 |
programmerhumor | DebonaireSloth | dyjkk9e | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I learned programming for the chicks.<|eor|><|sor|>Poultry farmer, I assume?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 189 |
programmerhumor | DSMatticus | dyjoi38 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>Learn programming because it's a trope for my demographic<|eor|><|sor|>> learn programming to pursue my lifelong dream of being the greatest Minecraft modder to ever live<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, thats more or less how I st... | 173 |
programmerhumor | CreativeUsernameUser | dyjkhdr | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you know what an array is and where it typically starts, you'll get 90% of the things posted here.<|eor|><|sor|>Also if you think it's funny to say that every time you write a line of code you end up with ten bugs,... | 137 |
programmerhumor | TheBoredBanker | dyjjwu3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>Learn programming because it's a trope for my demographic<|eor|><|sor|>This hurts.
Thank you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | space-person | dyjli5i | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Haha, I'm a mechanical engineer, PHP is bad! Haha!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | athousandwordsworth | dyje9pk | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Drake Meme*
---
[*Top panel: Drake looks displeased, and is using one arm to shield himself from the right side of the frame by curling it around his head, with his hand up in a "not today" ma... | 124 |
programmerhumor | yxingalisa | t6plc4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,090 |
programmerhumor | OkCatch8292 | hzcjcs4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know what helped me learn to code? Latin. Strongly typed, brutal syntax. And when you finally finish your glorious work, they just hand you more.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,938 |
programmerhumor | soggy_chili_dog | hzclsxu | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why cant git just merge for me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 830 |
programmerhumor | OppaaHajima | hzcwgxl | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>College professors: Sorting algorithms! Data structures! Machine Learning! Discrete mathematics!
Future boss: Can you update a price for me in the database?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 654 |
programmerhumor | HPGMaphax | hzcnt09 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why cant git just merge for me<|eor|><|sor|>It can, and it will.
If all you want is a successful merge, just force pull everything, then you dont have to deal with merge conflicts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 561 |
programmerhumor | still_angry | hzcvhch | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I do low level stuff in c mostly. The hard part is not coding. It's writing requirements and making up design.. and introduction of 1500 comments from a code review.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 539 |
programmerhumor | roeravid | hzcs7bl | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know what helped me learn to code? Latin. Strongly typed, brutal syntax. And when you finally finish your glorious work, they just hand you more.<|eor|><|sor|>salve, mundi<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 529 |
programmerhumor | notacanuckskibum | hzdcg2g | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Programming is easy. Software engineering is real work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 466 |
programmerhumor | dkaksl | hzcmea0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The Dunning Kreuger is strong with this one. Copy/pasting linux commands and resolving git conflicts is script kiddie level. Real development starts when you realize fullstack isn't fullstack.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 329 |
programmerhumor | thoughtfulsoul10000 | hzd5hyg | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I remember in 5th grade me and my friend were told to create a video game with scratch. The whole 5th grade was, but everyone but me and him gave up on their projects. Eventually they assigned us to be partners together since we... | 300 |
programmerhumor | fiah84 | hzdke09 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I do low level stuff in c mostly. The hard part is not coding. It's writing requirements and making up design.. and introduction of 1500 comments from a code review.<|eor|><|sor|>when you realize that in order to write the right... | 289 |
programmerhumor | awhhh | hzdy5o9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why cant git just merge for me<|eor|><|sor|>It can, and it will.
If all you want is a successful merge, just force pull everything, then you dont have to deal with merge conflicts<|eor|><|sor|>But then I have to deal with even ... | 220 |
programmerhumor | Solid7outof10Memes | hzdgibq | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I remember in 5th grade me and my friend were told to create a video game with scratch. The whole 5th grade was, but everyone but me and him gave up on their projects. Eventually they assigned us to be partners together since we... | 216 |
programmerhumor | ibeatu85x | hzd9uwg | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>College professors: Sorting algorithms! Data structures! Machine Learning! Discrete mathematics!
Future boss: Can you update a price for me in the database?<|eor|><|sor|>Literally my life as a magento dev. Half my job isn't eve... | 197 |
programmerhumor | bestjakeisbest | hzct7y3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know what helped me learn to code? Latin. Strongly typed, brutal syntax. And when you finally finish your glorious work, they just hand you more.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh same except it was assembly. You need to have all of your duck... | 192 |
programmerhumor | Yoggyo | hzdzvpg | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Programming is easy. Software engineering is real work.<|eor|><|sor|>Former software engineer here who now makes a living writing small disposable python tools. Can 100% confirm. It's also why I'm no longer a software engineer.<... | 189 |
programmerhumor | teriyakitoast | hzd02e9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The Dunning Kreuger is strong with this one. Copy/pasting linux commands and resolving git conflicts is script kiddie level. Real development starts when you realize fullstack isn't fullstack.<|eor|><|sor|>If full stack isnt ful... | 174 |
programmerhumor | JohnLocksTheKey | hzdprkp | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know what helped me learn to code? Latin. Strongly typed, brutal syntax. And when you finally finish your glorious work, they just hand you more.<|eor|><|sor|>salve, mundi<|eor|><|sor|>Ecce Romani!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|... | 158 |
programmerhumor | benargee | hzdz2nl | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why cant git just merge for me<|eor|><|sor|>It can, and it will.
If all you want is a successful merge, just force pull everything, then you dont have to deal with merge conflicts<|eor|><|sor|>But then I have to deal with even ... | 158 |
programmerhumor | ChunkofWhat | hzd7e0y | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>A lot of professional coders seem to still be self-taught, and I feel like these people have difficulty understanding the challenges that non-nerds face when learning to code. I've taught introductory programming to adults and y... | 156 |
programmerhumor | b98765 | w1upl0 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,076 |
programmerhumor | GreatArtificeAion | igmkjjg | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did I really just appreciate a "Haha Python slow" meme?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,112 |
programmerhumor | Extension-Grape-7272 | igmecp8 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Flipped C++ ball to show walking away awkwardly. Made me smile.
New twist on "python slow" meme. But then I just imagined C++ talking without taking any time to pause between words.
High effort meme. +1. Too broke for... | 3,907 |
programmerhumor | dudeofmoose | igmj4lr | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I use ++C, I like all my variables to increment before I've arrived.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,661 |
programmerhumor | Substantial-Dot1323 | igmhx1n | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>C++ walks away.
Segfault.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,729 |
programmerhumor | DasEineEtwas | igmn0bn | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did I really just appreciate a "Haha Python slow" meme?<|eor|><|sor|>It has also been done so often with Internet Explorer and everything that also runs slow. But somehow I actually laughed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,061 |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.