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programmerhumor | nevergrownup97 | j4wgxo8 | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For anyone thinking pathetic, who renders progress bars with emojis: this might be for an NFC eID reading status on iOS. The iOS NFC handler popup view only supports text-based content, so Unicode is the only way to implement a visual reading progress indicator.
EDIT:
https://is2-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Purple122/v4/f3/be/68/f3be6868-a7b2-50d0-3a12-b989e545ffd0/19d7b166-55a7-4554-8c7d-48a973f7b379_app_images_1242x2688-04.png/300x0w.jpg<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,300 |
programmerhumor | rickyman20 | j4wfrko | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>well it's... faster<|eor|><|sor|>Is it though? I feel like a compiler could optimize the former to an O(1) jump table, but the latter has to stay O(logn) unless your computer is a fucking god. Also fewer jumps is usually better<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 912 |
programmerhumor | alexgraef | j4vz4gu | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you could eliminate a lot of return keywords by using kotlin
that wouldn't make the code better, just shorter<|eor|><|sor|>Can't you already determine how many dots you need to show by multiplying the percentage with 10 and using a for loop?<|eor|><|sor|>I think they prioritize readability, as they should.<|eor|><|sor|>Tell me where a for loop with 2 lines is not readable.<|eor|><|sor|>If you are solving this problem with a for-loop, then you're already on the wrong path.<|eor|><|sor|>Enlighten me<|eor|><|sor|>If you are using loops, you need to use StringBuilder, otherwise you have a new string allocation with every appending of a character.
The fast version looks like this:
static readonly string[] dots = {
"",
"",
"",
"",
"",
"",
"",
"",
"",
"",
"",
};
static string GetPercentageRounds(double percentage)
{
return dots[(int)Math.Round(percentage * 10)];
}
Fast because it foregoes all allocations and just returns the correct immutable string object. I don't think it really improves on readability, but it also isn't worse.
Another version that doesn't rely on for-loops (at least in your code) and requires no additional allocations is this:
static string GetPercentageRoundsSlow(double percentage)
{
int _percentage = (int)Math.Round(percentage * 10);
return new StringBuilder(10).
Insert(0, "", _percentage).
Insert(_percentage, "", 10- _percentage).ToString();
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 875 |
programmerhumor | blastuponsometerries | j4w80r0 | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The ~~amount~~ number of people in this comment section suggesting to solve it with a for-loop shows that both the original code and the revised version are on average better than what this sub has to offer.
[Here's my take on it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/10fafxi/comment/j4vz4gu/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)<|eor|><|sor|>What is impressive, is that even people who no understanding of C can quickly parse the purpose.
If this was some random for-loop doing some random thing, only 3 people would even be commenting.
Its fun because it absurdly obvious what its doing and also seems a bit silly at first glance. But now that I think about it, the fact its takes basically no programming knowledge to understand and comment on, that is a major impressive feat in itself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 797 |
programmerhumor | firmalor | j4vvt53 | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The point is performance is irrelevant here, and the code is very clean and readable.<|eor|><|sor|>The performance isn't even bad, this is a O(1) function that has a worst case of a small number of operations and a best case of 1/10th that. This is fast, clean, easy to read, easy to test, and the only possibility of error is in the number values that were entered or maybe skipping a possibility. All of which would be caught in a test. But it's a write-once never touch again method.
Hot take: this is exactly what this should look like and other suggestions would just make it less readable, more prone to error, or less efficient.<|eor|><|sor|>The more I look at it, the more I'm inclined to agree.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 794 |
programmerhumor | thanatica | j4wti1q | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey I live in the Netherlands and of course use DigiD, never had issues with it so if it works I'm not hating. For a public sector application it's actually quite impressive<|eor|><|sor|>Open source apps in the public sector is quite a feat to begin with. This was unthinkable even 10 years ago. Many governments could learn from this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 768 |
programmerhumor | Noch_ein_Kamel | j4whv7i | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>well it's... faster<|eor|><|sor|>Is it though? I feel like a compiler could optimize the former to an O(1) jump table, but the latter has to stay O(logn) unless your computer is a fucking god. Also fewer jumps is usually better<|eor|><|sor|>Can it do jump tables with floating point input?<|eor|><|sor|>No, I'm an idiot<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, if you know about compilers and jumping tables chances are low that you are actually an idiot ;D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 718 |
programmerhumor | rickyman20 | j4whhri | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>well it's... faster<|eor|><|sor|>Is it though? I feel like a compiler could optimize the former to an O(1) jump table, but the latter has to stay O(logn) unless your computer is a fucking god. Also fewer jumps is usually better<|eor|><|sor|>Can it do jump tables with floating point input?<|eor|><|sor|>No, I'm an idiot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 710 |
programmerhumor | crass-sandwich | j4x4q08 | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sees this code that displays circles:
_The entire internet wants to review it and has strong opinions about it._
Sees a 500 line PR that handles money transactions:
_LGTM, approved_<|eor|><|sor|>[Bike shedding](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_triviality?wprov=sfla1)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 609 |
programmerhumor | Noch_ein_Kamel | j4wh7oe | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>well it's... faster<|eor|><|sor|>Is it though? I feel like a compiler could optimize the former to an O(1) jump table, but the latter has to stay O(logn) unless your computer is a fucking god. Also fewer jumps is usually better<|eor|><|sor|>Can it do jump tables with floating point input?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 575 |
programmerhumor | Kimorin | j4wcqky | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\> Sees code is 20 lines instead of 4
\> Writes 78 lines of text on reddit, github and slack to complain about it<|eor|><|sor|>Proceeds to say: this is why comments are important<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 571 |
programmerhumor | TheBirminghamBear | j4w9v0c | <|sols|><|sot|>its okay guys they fixed it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alibj9rm5vca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\> Sees code is 20 lines instead of 4
\> Writes 78 lines of text on reddit, github and slack to complain about it<|eor|><|sor|>Elon Musk approves of your salient code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 514 |
programmerhumor | MR-POTATO-MAN-CODER | z11f1u | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,133 |
programmerhumor | secahtah | ix8gmsa | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you like line count AND speed, you should just program in assembly. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,619 |
programmerhumor | just-bair | ix8feci | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The better thing to do is to make the isEven function with the code from the right inside it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,068 |
programmerhumor | sanid_sriva | ix8vzhq | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If (n==2)
Print ("even number");
If (n==4)
Print ("even number");
If (n==6)
Print ("even number");
If (n==8)
Print ("even number");
If (n==10)
Print ("even number");
If (n==12)
Print ("even number");
If (n==14)
Print ("even number");
If (n==16)
Print ("even number");
If (n==18)
Print ("even number");
If (n==20)
Print ("even number");
If (n==22)
Print ("even number");
If (n==24)
Print ("even number");
If (n==26)
Print ("even number");
If (n==28)
Print ("even number");
If (n==30)
Print ("even number");
I/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,866 |
programmerhumor | MaZeChpatCha | ix8jw7u | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you like line count AND speed, you should just program in assembly. <|eor|><|sor|>```
isEven:
movl %edi, %eax
andl %eax, $1
notl %eax
ret
```
(this may not work, I couldn't test it)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,776 |
programmerhumor | arb_boi | ix8fjbf | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The better thing to do is to make the isEven function with the code from the right inside it<|eor|><|sor|>id even prefer:
return n%2 ==0<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,334 |
programmerhumor | Artificial_Chris | ix8ey5h | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>As a programmer, i prefer reading isEven(n) to !(n%2) everyday of the week. Show me how the code works as fast as possible, so i can fix it faster.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,147 |
programmerhumor | arb_boi | ix8fccj | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>As a programmer, i prefer reading isEven(n) to !(n%2) everyday of the week. Show me how the code works as fast as possible, so i can fix it faster.<|eor|><|sor|>\+1
bool isEven(int n) {
return n%2 == 0;
}
would be a better implementation imo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 925 |
programmerhumor | __Voldemort_ | ix97w6z | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If (n==2)
Print ("even number");
If (n==4)
Print ("even number");
If (n==6)
Print ("even number");
If (n==8)
Print ("even number");
If (n==10)
Print ("even number");
If (n==12)
Print ("even number");
If (n==14)
Print ("even number");
If (n==16)
Print ("even number");
If (n==18)
Print ("even number");
If (n==20)
Print ("even number");
If (n==22)
Print ("even number");
If (n==24)
Print ("even number");
If (n==26)
Print ("even number");
If (n==28)
Print ("even number");
If (n==30)
Print ("even number");
I/<|eor|><|sor|>this is one way to keep your github green.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 819 |
programmerhumor | SilenceFailed | ix8l862 | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you like line count AND speed, you should just program in assembly. <|eor|><|sor|>```
isEven:
movl %edi, %eax
andl %eax, $1
notl %eax
ret
```
(this may not work, I couldn't test it)<|eor|><|sor|>I was reading this and think I'm mixing syntaxes. Is this intel or att?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 629 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ix8g4s9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>just bit check it,fast boi. !(n&1)<|eor|><|sor|>Why have you only written 20 lines of code today?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 575 |
programmerhumor | _bigbackclock69 | ix8g2gb | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>just bit check it,fast boi. !(n&1)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 556 |
programmerhumor | MaZeChpatCha | ix8lhpz | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you like line count AND speed, you should just program in assembly. <|eor|><|sor|>```
isEven:
movl %edi, %eax
andl %eax, $1
notl %eax
ret
```
(this may not work, I couldn't test it)<|eor|><|sor|>I was reading this and think I'm mixing syntaxes. Is this intel or att?<|eor|><|sor|>I honestly don't know. That's the syntax I was taught, I don't know what's its name.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 554 |
programmerhumor | just-bair | ix8gffg | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The better thing to do is to make the isEven function with the code from the right inside it<|eor|><|sor|>id even prefer:
return n%2 ==0<|eor|><|sor|>True now its completely readable:)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 531 |
programmerhumor | timmeh-eh | ix8rbx4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The better thing to do is to make the isEven function with the code from the right inside it<|eor|><|sor|>id even prefer:
return n%2 ==0<|eor|><|sor|>True now its completely readable:)<|eor|><|sor|>Having that return inside of a function called isEven is MUCH more readable than having the !(n%2) in line. The code:
If (isEven(n)) {
//do something
}
Is MUCH easier to understand than:
If (!(n%2) {
//do something
}
The first is clear what the condition is, the second takes a minute to understand.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 386 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ix8lpny | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you like line count AND speed, you should just program in assembly. <|eor|><|sor|>```
isEven:
movl %edi, %eax
andl %eax, $1
notl %eax
ret
```
(this may not work, I couldn't test it)<|eor|><|sor|>I was reading this and think I'm mixing syntaxes. Is this intel or att?<|eor|><|sor|>I honestly don't know. That's the syntax I was taught, I don't know what's its name.<|eor|><|sor|>Ok, it looks like Intel, but I've never used movl. Is that move low?<|eor|><|sor|>move long<|eor|><|sor|>Interns will happily work for $15 an hour. Why won't you?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 304 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ix8dxwq | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Why does it look like the meme was made in MS paint?<|eoopr|><|sor|>You're either hardcore or out the door.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 298 |
programmerhumor | theantiyeti | ix8gniu | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>As a programmer, i prefer reading isEven(n) to !(n%2) everyday of the week. Show me how the code works as fast as possible, so i can fix it faster.<|eor|><|sor|>\+1
bool isEven(int n) {
return n%2 == 0;
}
would be a better implementation imo<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly the sweet spot is right here. This would work as is (mod syntax) in any language as it doesn't rely on the ints as bools thing and is much clearer in how it should be extended to arbitrary divisors without caring about how negation of an integer actually works.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 292 |
programmerhumor | BeerIsGoodForSoul | ix9l8ag | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you like line count AND speed, you should just program in assembly. <|eor|><|sor|>```
isEven:
movl %edi, %eax
andl %eax, $1
notl %eax
ret
```
(this may not work, I couldn't test it)<|eor|><|sor|>I was reading this and think I'm mixing syntaxes. Is this intel or att?<|eor|><|sor|>I honestly don't know. That's the syntax I was taught, I don't know what's its name.<|eor|><|sor|>Its AT&T. Intel syntax doesnt use % for registers<|eor|><|sor|>Lol, It's not AT&T. They sell cellphone service silly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | GendoIkari_82 | ix8knq3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Not a fan of the second one; it sacrifices clarity for brevity... looks like something that would be written for a code golf challenge. It think the best is right in the middle of the 2 samples:
bool isEven(int n) {return (n%2 == 0);}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | MR-POTATO-MAN-CODER | ix8dx1e | <|sols|><|sot|>Guess who just got laid off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cylq8lxamb1a1.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Why does it look like the meme was made in MS paint?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 252 |
programmerhumor | Pyrolistical | vp6cfc | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,112 |
programmerhumor | DeepSpaceGalileo | iehj0kc | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If a genie granted this wish, your job would be to handle the bugs when converting from the old standard to the new standard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,353 |
programmerhumor | chrisnew | iehc1s0 | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>13 Friday the 13ths every year.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,780 |
programmerhumor | netheroth | iehmns6 | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If a genie granted this wish, your job would be to handle the bugs when converting from the old standard to the new standard.<|eor|><|sor|>r/TheMonkeysPaw gets a job as PM<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,985 |
programmerhumor | Ihavealpacas | ieh7dnd | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Landlords approve.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,954 |
programmerhumor | W0ndur | ieh78p9 | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How 'bout monday as the first day? Just saying<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,325 |
programmerhumor | Toomanymagiccards | iehes98 | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Landlords approve.<|eor|><|sor|>My asshole landlord would find a way to charge me for the 13th month \*and\* the magic New years day "month"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,141 |
programmerhumor | queenkid1 | iehhhbm | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is just the [International Fixed Calendar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 885 |
programmerhumor | esesci | iei0oe7 | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is just the [International Fixed Calendar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar)<|eor|><|sor|>Disadvantages section from the page:
- While each quarter would be equal in length (13 weeks), thirteen is a prime number, placing all activities currently done on a quarterly basis out of alignment with the months.
- Some Jewish and Christian leaders opposed the calendar, as their tradition of worshiping every seventh day would result in either the day of the week of worship changing from year to year or eight days passing when Year Day or Leap Day occurs.[13]
- The calendar is inconsistent with ISO 8601 regarding the first weekday of the week (Sunday vs. Monday), meaning major parts of the world would have to change their first weekday of the week.
- Birthdays, significant anniversaries, and other holidays would need to be recalculated, and would always be on the same day of the week. This could be problematic for public holidays that would fall on non-working days under the new system: for example, if a public holiday is celebrated on January 8, then under the International Fixed Calendar that holiday would always fall on a Sunday, which is already a non-working day, so compensatory leave would have to be given each year on January 9, which would essentially change the date of the holiday. This would be especially significant for any holidays or recurring events that take place on the 29th, 30th, or 31st days of the month where a new date would have to be determined entirely. However, in the case of federally observed holidays, those that would fall on a normal floating Monday could be observed to the previous Friday.
- A vast amount of administrative data (and the software that manages it) would have to be corrected and adjusted for the new dating system, potentially having to support both the IFC and the standard calendar date keeping systems for a period of time. This could be possible given large update rollouts to offer both date-keeping systems for a period of 1 year, finally switching to the final new system at the business parties' discretion.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 800 |
programmerhumor | GoodForTheTongue | iehj3k1 | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What should we call the extra month? Triskember?<|eor|><|sor|>"Twelve months are named and ordered the same as those of the Gregorian calendar, except that **the extra month is inserted between June and July, and called Sol.** Situated in \[Northern Hemisphere\] mid-summer and including the solstice, the name of the new month was chosen in homage to the sun."
from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International\_Fixed\_Calendar<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 796 |
programmerhumor | Spork_the_dork | iei5tp7 | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is just the [International Fixed Calendar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar)<|eor|><|sor|>Disadvantages section from the page:
- While each quarter would be equal in length (13 weeks), thirteen is a prime number, placing all activities currently done on a quarterly basis out of alignment with the months.
- Some Jewish and Christian leaders opposed the calendar, as their tradition of worshiping every seventh day would result in either the day of the week of worship changing from year to year or eight days passing when Year Day or Leap Day occurs.[13]
- The calendar is inconsistent with ISO 8601 regarding the first weekday of the week (Sunday vs. Monday), meaning major parts of the world would have to change their first weekday of the week.
- Birthdays, significant anniversaries, and other holidays would need to be recalculated, and would always be on the same day of the week. This could be problematic for public holidays that would fall on non-working days under the new system: for example, if a public holiday is celebrated on January 8, then under the International Fixed Calendar that holiday would always fall on a Sunday, which is already a non-working day, so compensatory leave would have to be given each year on January 9, which would essentially change the date of the holiday. This would be especially significant for any holidays or recurring events that take place on the 29th, 30th, or 31st days of the month where a new date would have to be determined entirely. However, in the case of federally observed holidays, those that would fall on a normal floating Monday could be observed to the previous Friday.
- A vast amount of administrative data (and the software that manages it) would have to be corrected and adjusted for the new dating system, potentially having to support both the IFC and the standard calendar date keeping systems for a period of time. This could be possible given large update rollouts to offer both date-keeping systems for a period of 1 year, finally switching to the final new system at the business parties' discretion.<|eor|><|sor|>> The calendar is inconsistent with ISO 8601 regarding the first weekday of the week (Sunday vs. Monday), meaning major parts of the world would have to change their first weekday of the week.
Oh no, USA and Canada would have to adhere to an **international standard**. Can't have that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 779 |
programmerhumor | Nixavee | iehka39 | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>13 Friday the 13ths every year.<|eor|><|sor|>Freak accidental deaths increase by 1000%<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 724 |
programmerhumor | DudesworthMannington | iehtwbm | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If a genie granted this wish, your job would be to handle the bugs when converting from the old standard to the new standard.<|eor|><|sor|>DateTime dt = new DateTime().getTime();
LocalDateTime ldt = new LocalDateTime(dt);
StandardDateTime std = new StandardDateTime(ldt).convert().toStandardDateTime();
return std.getDate();
???
Profit<|eor|><|sor|>Python:
Import DateConverterSomeoneElseWrote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 674 |
programmerhumor | Boison | iehbc56 | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What should we call the extra month? Triskember?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 665 |
programmerhumor | ManInTheBox42 | iehezkq | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How 'bout monday as the first day? Just saying<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly! Saturday and Sunday are called the weekEND after all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 661 |
programmerhumor | knighthawk0811 | iehevti | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>13 Friday the 13ths every year.<|eor|><|sor|>Hail Satan!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 548 |
programmerhumor | supamario132 | iehhl4q | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Landlords approve.<|eor|><|sor|>My asshole landlord would find a way to charge me for the 13th month \*and\* the magic New years day "month"<|eor|><|sor|>"Don't worry, with the new calendar I'll be lenient. You can just pay Newyember's rent on the first of January this time"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 446 |
programmerhumor | falsedog11 | iehst61 | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If a genie granted this wish, your job would be to handle the bugs when converting from the old standard to the new standard.<|eor|><|sor|>DateTime dt = new DateTime().getTime();
LocalDateTime ldt = new LocalDateTime(dt);
StandardDateTime std = new StandardDateTime(ldt).convert().toStandardDateTime();
return std.getDate();
???
Profit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 392 |
programmerhumor | DumbledoresGay69 | iei3lcq | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If a genie granted this wish, your job would be to handle the bugs when converting from the old standard to the new standard.<|eor|><|sor|>r/TheMonkeysPaw gets a job as PM<|eor|><|sor|>I wish the PM wouldn't waste my time with constant meetings<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 307 |
programmerhumor | msltoe | iehaecx | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Leap year will require two NYDs. Also, NYD needs a special representation like 14/0<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 280 |
programmerhumor | GumdropGoober | iei6z46 | <|sols|><|sot|>If we are going to unionize, fuck increased wages, I want this instead<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57ywpcqla1991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What should we call the extra month? Triskember?<|eor|><|sor|>"Twelve months are named and ordered the same as those of the Gregorian calendar, except that **the extra month is inserted between June and July, and called Sol.** Situated in \[Northern Hemisphere\] mid-summer and including the solstice, the name of the new month was chosen in homage to the sun."
from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International\_Fixed\_Calendar<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Dumb as hell. Vetoed.
We're calling it Hentai.
I will not be taking questions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 277 |
programmerhumor | BattleCate14 | 8hfd1j | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,098 |
programmerhumor | GriffonsChainsaw | dyjc5rs | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>Learn programming because it's a trope for my demographic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,270 |
programmerhumor | g0atmeal | dyjmjyq | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>Learn programming because it's a trope for my demographic<|eor|><|sor|>> learn programming to pursue my lifelong dream of being the greatest Minecraft modder to ever live<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,483 |
programmerhumor | wookie_nun | dyjfhnk | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You only need to know how to bruteforce hello world to understand this sub <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,465 |
programmerhumor | jammy-dodgers | dyjhjgd | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you know what an array is and where it typically starts, you'll get 90% of the things posted here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,058 |
programmerhumor | SandyDelights | dyjg2j4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You only need to know how to bruteforce hello world to understand this sub <|eor|><|sor|>Woah, setting our standards a little high today aren't we. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 730 |
programmerhumor | dustmouse | dyjimns | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you know what an array is and where it typically starts, you'll get 90% of the things posted here.<|eor|><|sor|>Also if you think it's funny to say that every time you write a line of code you end up with ten bugs, you'll do pretty well here. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 475 |
programmerhumor | Plazmotech | dyjo9jf | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>Learn programming because it's a trope for my demographic<|eor|><|sor|>> learn programming to pursue my lifelong dream of being the greatest Minecraft modder to ever live<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, thats more or less how I started <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 428 |
programmerhumor | Opioidal | dyjihy3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yup. Exactly why I'm teaching myself HTML.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 347 |
programmerhumor | CamdenReslink | dyjjo1m | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I learned programming for the chicks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 276 |
programmerhumor | DeepHorse | dyjk8ip | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You only need to know how to bruteforce hello world to understand this sub <|eor|><|sor|>remember volume sliders tho<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 235 |
programmerhumor | MyUserNameIsRelevent | dyjkqk3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think I'm clever with my knowledge of programming until anybody here actually starts posting their black magic code and suddenly I feel like a caveman again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | danktimetobealive | dyjkdyv | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yup. Exactly why I'm teaching myself HTML.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Confirmed Elon Musk using HTML to develop AI. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | RelevantToMyInterest | dyjm2fg | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yup. Exactly why I'm teaching myself HTML.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Confirmed Elon Musk using HTML to develop AI. <|eor|><|sor|>Html for self driving cars!
<dontcrash></dontcrash><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmerhumor | DebonaireSloth | dyjkk9e | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I learned programming for the chicks.<|eor|><|sor|>Poultry farmer, I assume?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 189 |
programmerhumor | DSMatticus | dyjoi38 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>Learn programming because it's a trope for my demographic<|eor|><|sor|>> learn programming to pursue my lifelong dream of being the greatest Minecraft modder to ever live<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, thats more or less how I started <|eor|><|sor|>I think the first thing I did that could have been called programming was Morrowind scripting.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
programmerhumor | CreativeUsernameUser | dyjkhdr | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you know what an array is and where it typically starts, you'll get 90% of the things posted here.<|eor|><|sor|>Also if you think it's funny to say that every time you write a line of code you end up with ten bugs, you'll do pretty well here. <|eor|><|sor|>Only ten? Amateurs...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmerhumor | TheBoredBanker | dyjjwu3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>Learn programming because it's a trope for my demographic<|eor|><|sor|>This hurts.
Thank you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | space-person | dyjli5i | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Haha, I'm a mechanical engineer, PHP is bad! Haha!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | athousandwordsworth | dyje9pk | <|sols|><|sot|>Learning programming to..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cfkgkauvr8w01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Drake Meme*
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[*Top panel: Drake looks displeased, and is using one arm to shield himself from the right side of the frame by curling it around his head, with his hand up in a "not today" manner*]
**LEARN PROGRAMMING FOR FUTURE WORK**
---
[*Bottom panel: Drake has his head up high, looking pleased, with a finger pointed up and towards the right side of the frame*]
**LEARN PROGRAMMING TO UNDERSTAND R\/PROGRAMMERHUMOR JOKES**
---
^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | yxingalisa | t6plc4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,090 |
programmerhumor | OkCatch8292 | hzcjcs4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know what helped me learn to code? Latin. Strongly typed, brutal syntax. And when you finally finish your glorious work, they just hand you more.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,938 |
programmerhumor | soggy_chili_dog | hzclsxu | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why cant git just merge for me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 830 |
programmerhumor | OppaaHajima | hzcwgxl | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>College professors: Sorting algorithms! Data structures! Machine Learning! Discrete mathematics!
Future boss: Can you update a price for me in the database?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 654 |
programmerhumor | HPGMaphax | hzcnt09 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why cant git just merge for me<|eor|><|sor|>It can, and it will.
If all you want is a successful merge, just force pull everything, then you dont have to deal with merge conflicts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 561 |
programmerhumor | still_angry | hzcvhch | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I do low level stuff in c mostly. The hard part is not coding. It's writing requirements and making up design.. and introduction of 1500 comments from a code review.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 539 |
programmerhumor | roeravid | hzcs7bl | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know what helped me learn to code? Latin. Strongly typed, brutal syntax. And when you finally finish your glorious work, they just hand you more.<|eor|><|sor|>salve, mundi<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 529 |
programmerhumor | notacanuckskibum | hzdcg2g | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Programming is easy. Software engineering is real work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 466 |
programmerhumor | dkaksl | hzcmea0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The Dunning Kreuger is strong with this one. Copy/pasting linux commands and resolving git conflicts is script kiddie level. Real development starts when you realize fullstack isn't fullstack.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 329 |
programmerhumor | thoughtfulsoul10000 | hzd5hyg | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I remember in 5th grade me and my friend were told to create a video game with scratch. The whole 5th grade was, but everyone but me and him gave up on their projects. Eventually they assigned us to be partners together since we were both still going strong, but our clashing ideas/lack of knowledge pretty much ensured the game would never be completed. However, me and him got a pizza party that only us two were invited to for working on our game. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 300 |
programmerhumor | fiah84 | hzdke09 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I do low level stuff in c mostly. The hard part is not coding. It's writing requirements and making up design.. and introduction of 1500 comments from a code review.<|eor|><|sor|>when you realize that in order to write the right code, you first have to interview people to figure out the current business processes (because nobody else bothered to)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 289 |
programmerhumor | awhhh | hzdy5o9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why cant git just merge for me<|eor|><|sor|>It can, and it will.
If all you want is a successful merge, just force pull everything, then you dont have to deal with merge conflicts<|eor|><|sor|>But then I have to deal with even bigger conflicts!<|eor|><|sor|>Those are features<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 220 |
programmerhumor | Solid7outof10Memes | hzdgibq | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I remember in 5th grade me and my friend were told to create a video game with scratch. The whole 5th grade was, but everyone but me and him gave up on their projects. Eventually they assigned us to be partners together since we were both still going strong, but our clashing ideas/lack of knowledge pretty much ensured the game would never be completed. However, me and him got a pizza party that only us two were invited to for working on our game. <|eor|><|sor|>Just like real game dev<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
programmerhumor | ibeatu85x | hzd9uwg | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>College professors: Sorting algorithms! Data structures! Machine Learning! Discrete mathematics!
Future boss: Can you update a price for me in the database?<|eor|><|sor|>Literally my life as a magento dev. Half my job isn't even programming, might as well be an inventory manager.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmerhumor | bestjakeisbest | hzct7y3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know what helped me learn to code? Latin. Strongly typed, brutal syntax. And when you finally finish your glorious work, they just hand you more.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh same except it was assembly. You need to have all of your ducks in a row and each duck be color coded inorder to figure out what you need to do.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 192 |
programmerhumor | Yoggyo | hzdzvpg | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Programming is easy. Software engineering is real work.<|eor|><|sor|>Former software engineer here who now makes a living writing small disposable python tools. Can 100% confirm. It's also why I'm no longer a software engineer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 189 |
programmerhumor | teriyakitoast | hzd02e9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The Dunning Kreuger is strong with this one. Copy/pasting linux commands and resolving git conflicts is script kiddie level. Real development starts when you realize fullstack isn't fullstack.<|eor|><|sor|>If full stack isnt fullstack, then what is full stack?<|eor|><|sor|>Fuller Stack, the sequel<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
programmerhumor | JohnLocksTheKey | hzdprkp | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know what helped me learn to code? Latin. Strongly typed, brutal syntax. And when you finally finish your glorious work, they just hand you more.<|eor|><|sor|>salve, mundi<|eor|><|sor|>Ecce Romani!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | benargee | hzdz2nl | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why cant git just merge for me<|eor|><|sor|>It can, and it will.
If all you want is a successful merge, just force pull everything, then you dont have to deal with merge conflicts<|eor|><|sor|>But then I have to deal with even bigger conflicts!<|eor|><|sor|>Make git happy, not your coworkers.
Git is forever. Coworkers are temporary.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | ChunkofWhat | hzd7e0y | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/auszw0gmuel81.png<|eol|><|sor|>A lot of professional coders seem to still be self-taught, and I feel like these people have difficulty understanding the challenges that non-nerds face when learning to code. I've taught introductory programming to adults and young children. The biggest hurdle is often just explaining what programming is. What's a loop? What's an If statement? Visual learning tools can be super helpful for explaining these abstract concepts in an environment where I don't have to worry about students getting hung up on syntax.
EDIT: In highschool, I took a programming class in which a math teacher endeavored to start us out with C. It was a disaster. Most of the class struggled to learn the most basic concepts because we were so hung up on syntax. To get to "Hello World", you have to input a library and create a function. Well what are those things? What's all this other shit I have to write even mean? My next intro coding class started us out with PHP if you can believe it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | b98765 | w1upl0 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,076 |
programmerhumor | GreatArtificeAion | igmkjjg | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did I really just appreciate a "Haha Python slow" meme?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,112 |
programmerhumor | Extension-Grape-7272 | igmecp8 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Flipped C++ ball to show walking away awkwardly. Made me smile.
New twist on "python slow" meme. But then I just imagined C++ talking without taking any time to pause between words.
High effort meme. +1. Too broke for awards.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,907 |
programmerhumor | dudeofmoose | igmj4lr | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I use ++C, I like all my variables to increment before I've arrived.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,661 |
programmerhumor | Substantial-Dot1323 | igmhx1n | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>C++ walks away.
Segfault.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,729 |
programmerhumor | DasEineEtwas | igmn0bn | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did I really just appreciate a "Haha Python slow" meme?<|eor|><|sor|>It has also been done so often with Internet Explorer and everything that also runs slow. But somehow I actually laughed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,061 |
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