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programmerhumor | Dromeo | igmn49l | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>why are people always bashing python lol<|eor|><|sor|>**Serious answer?**
Python used to be the new hotness about a decade ago. It was sparkly, amazing package support, didn't bog you down with technicalities when you were trying to write something quick.
So it got adopted a lot, and also unfortunately in a lot of commercial projects it really wasn't suited for.
Python's strengths are its weaknesses: it's a fun scripting language you can knock out scripts with. But in a big group project, it's a nightmare version of itself. You don't have to give types, so now you're sifting through everything trying to figure out what your coworker's badly named variable actually is. You have to unpick some rotten mass of one-liner lambda super method calls because you were feeling so clever a year ago when you wrote it. Everything's breaking because you're in dependency hell and one of the dependencies has broken. The junior programmer was taught that "object inheritance is the way of the future" and has managed to make the structure into an eldritch abomination that inherits from five different super classes.
The **actual** reason why these are problems are because when python was hot, it got over-applied to projects it was totally unsuited for. It's a scripting language. It's good for scripts. Good for data analysis. Good for solo work. Good for tiny quick one-offs and for rapid prototyping.
But so many developers were put on horrifying creations that played to the language's weaknesses instead of strengths. And they bounced hard.
Python doesn't really deserve the hate: it's still pretty awesome. And fun. It's great at what it's great at. It does deserve the caution, though.
\---
**More serious answer?**
It's mostly comp-sci students regurgitating memes they don't understand, just like every other post on this sub.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 975 |
programmerhumor | twisted-resistor | igml9hc | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now that Internet Explorer is gone I guess something had to take its place in memes as "The Slow Thing"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 950 |
programmerhumor | TSP-FriendlyFire | ign3jnx | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I use ++C, I like all my variables to increment before I've arrived.<|eor|><|sor|>That's just D.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 891 |
programmerhumor | AntAgile | igmgl9k | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Flipped C++ ball to show walking away awkwardly. Made me smile.
New twist on "python slow" meme. But then I just imagined C++ talking without taking any time to pause between words.
High effort meme. +1. Too broke for awards.<|eor|><|sor|>I think you meant High effort meme++<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 861 |
programmerhumor | Codebust | igmi6br | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>why are people always bashing python lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 686 |
programmerhumor | Thorsigal | igmv4qa | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I use ++C, I like all my variables to increment before I've arrived.<|eor|><|sor|>++<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 475 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | igmh19c | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>C' ya later..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 473 |
programmerhumor | Luisisbored24 | ignk92k | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I use ++C, I like all my variables to increment before I've arrived.<|eor|><|sor|>That's just D.<|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit.<|eor|><|sor|>D's nuts hah got em
Edit: Wow thanks for the upvotes guys like damn<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 460 |
programmerhumor | yorokobe__shounen | igmli6s | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>C++ walks away.
Segfault.<|eor|><|sor|>If C++ was really as fast as it said it was, it would have recognised the logo before it asked who python was.
Poor segfaulting C++.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 424 |
programmerhumor | RollinIndo | igmits4 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>why are people always bashing python lol<|eor|><|sor|>Snakes are scary<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 392 |
programmerhumor | GreatArtificeAion | igmr8e3 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did I really just appreciate a "Haha Python slow" meme?<|eor|><|sor|>It has also been done so often with Internet Explorer and everything that also runs slow. But somehow I actually laughed<|eor|><|sor|>I guess this one has... personality, so to speak<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 385 |
programmerhumor | TruthYouWontLike | ign5ude | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did I really just appreciate a "Haha Python slow" meme?<|eor|><|sor|>I dont think python is too slow, its more about c++ being to fast in this case<|eor|><|sor|>That's the beauty of the meme, it can be interpreted both ways.<|eor|><|sor|>One is interpreted, the other is compiled.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 335 |
programmerhumor | a_man_of_music | igmiu0z | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>why are people always bashing python lol<|eor|><|sor|>They hate us coz they ain't us.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 332 |
programmerhumor | Hegeteus | igmiqgx | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Only speed metric that matters is how fast I get the job done and can go back to browsing memes. C++ does not look very good in this (very important) metric.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 302 |
programmerhumor | lavishlad | igmj3l5 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>why are people always bashing python lol<|eor|><|sor|>Snakes are scary<|eor|><|sor|>pythons dont bite :(<|eor|><|sor|>They swallow <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
programmerhumor | Xorgon | livmf0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,064 |
programmerhumor | returntim | gn5j1s7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive seen the original, nice twist. If I was writing the algorithm it would probably come back with infinite eggs because I forgot to close the loop somewhere<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,099 |
programmerhumor | LadleFullOfCrazy | gn5p1bv | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>If clients could define their requirements, they wouldn't need us.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,447 |
programmerhumor | tinydonuts | gn600tv | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive seen the original, nice twist. If I was writing the algorithm it would probably come back with infinite eggs because I forgot to close the loop somewhere<|eor|><|sor|>The whole store crashed because of a stack overflow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,206 |
programmerhumor | De_Wouter | gn69owl | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>A programmers job is to translate poorly defined vague requirements into something that makes logical sense. This story makes more sense than the original one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 844 |
programmerhumor | dudeofmoose | gn5sun2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>If clients could define their requirements, they wouldn't need us.<|eor|><|sor|>That's the strangest pro marriage argument I've ever heard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 482 |
programmerhumor | killeronthecorner | gn6uwmn | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>A programmers job is to translate poorly defined vague requirements into something that makes logical sense. This story makes more sense than the original one.<|eor|><|sor|>Wife: "go get the things we need."
Programmer: comes back with milk, eggs and kitchen towels
Wife: "we don't need kitchen towels."
Programmer: "trust me, we will."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 340 |
programmerhumor | Titra29 | gn6klqe | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>The next week he went again. His wife told him to only get the things on the list this time. She also added: "While you're there, look for a birthday present for our son."
He never returned.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 240 |
programmerhumor | TicTacMentheDouce | gn6iihd | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>- goes to the store
- there are eggs
- the hell is a dozen ?
- syntax error<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | jfb1337 | gn6f6f1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive seen the original, nice twist. If I was writing the algorithm it would probably come back with infinite eggs because I forgot to close the loop somewhere<|eor|><|sor|>That's what happens if she says "While you're out, get some eggs"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
programmerhumor | TimeCircuitsOn | gn6ylnl | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>If clients could define their requirements, they wouldn't need us.<|eor|><|sor|>That's the strangest pro marriage argument I've ever heard.<|eor|><|sor|>Is that a pro marriage argument? Please advise...<|eor|><|sor|>I think the logic is:
The wife (per post title) is the client providing requirements for eggs and milk.
The commenter suggests that if the client wife provided well defined requirements, they wouldn't need the programmer husband.
The suggestion is that as the wife can't provide well defined requirements, they therefore do need the husband.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | lugialegend233 | gn5vaew | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>If clients could define their requirements, they wouldn't need us.<|eor|><|sor|>That's the strangest pro marriage argument I've ever heard.<|eor|><|sor|>Is that a pro marriage argument? Please advise...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | blending-tea | gn6w32h | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive seen the original, nice twist. If I was writing the algorithm it would probably come back with infinite eggs because I forgot to close the loop somewhere<|eor|><|sor|>The whole store crashed because of a stack overflow.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>That joke never gets old, had a good laugh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | sirfricksalot | gn6f17v | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>The real problem with this joke is that grocery stores can just be expected to have eggs in stock.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | dudeofmoose | gn5slw7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive seen the original, nice twist. If I was writing the algorithm it would probably come back with infinite eggs because I forgot to close the loop somewhere<|eor|><|sor|>Exit code 137.<|eor|><|sor|>Eggsit Code 137.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | Eraknelo | gn6bg2m | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive seen the original, nice twist. If I was writing the algorithm it would probably come back with infinite eggs because I forgot to close the loop somewhere<|eor|><|sor|>The whole store crashed because of a stack overflow.<|eor|><|sor|>Stack overflow doesn't occur in an infinite loop. That occurs in a recursive function.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmerhumor | HenSenPrincess | gn7s120 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>If clients could define their requirements, they wouldn't need us.<|eor|><|sor|>Programming is just creating a very thorough requirements document for the computer to turn into software.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmerhumor | tproli | gn6ch38 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Throws ShopAlreadyClosedException<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | Clinn_sin | gn6i8fj | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive seen the original, nice twist. If I was writing the algorithm it would probably come back with infinite eggs because I forgot to close the loop somewhere<|eor|><|sor|>That's what happens if she says "While you're out, get some eggs"<|eor|><|sor|>Legend says he still collecting eggs to this day<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | Mebethebest | f6qz5g | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,979 |
programmerhumor | yourteam | fi6n323 | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"did you send the notification?"
"Of course boss"
"Did it work?"
"Of course boss"
"Ok now enable the changes on the production server and move out of the test environment"
"... Test environment?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,890 |
programmerhumor | Takeonmeeeeeeee | fi6hpf1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got that too. It was notified from the
"find my phone" app and it just said 1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,576 |
programmerhumor | Kermit_the_hog | fi6qgc9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"did you send the notification?"
"Of course boss"
"Did it work?"
"Of course boss"
"Ok now enable the changes on the production server and move out of the test environment"
"... Test environment?"<|eor|><|sor|>For that poor poor engineer, this might be your best shot when meeting with some VPs.
Im just so happy to work here at an awesome company and to have such a great boss like you.. that I needed to just share that with everyone about how were the best, like number 1.. and uh, its like.. ... a secret gorilla advertising campaign that I thought I would kick off for us.. #1 yay! So I dont think firing me would really be appropriate. Instead, maybe even a bonus would.. say, make it look like a brilliantly planned move to promote brand awareness to the board?..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,913 |
programmerhumor | sorscode | fi6ktwc | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Testing in production<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,710 |
programmerhumor | tech6hutch | fi6rp5r | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"did you send the notification?"
"Of course boss"
"Did it work?"
"Of course boss"
"Ok now enable the changes on the production server and move out of the test environment"
"... Test environment?"<|eor|><|sor|>For that poor poor engineer, this might be your best shot when meeting with some VPs.
Im just so happy to work here at an awesome company and to have such a great boss like you.. that I needed to just share that with everyone about how were the best, like number 1.. and uh, its like.. ... a secret gorilla advertising campaign that I thought I would kick off for us.. #1 yay! So I dont think firing me would really be appropriate. Instead, maybe even a bonus would.. say, make it look like a brilliantly planned move to promote brand awareness to the board?..<|eor|><|sor|>>a secret gorilla advertising campaign
I think that word is guerilla, but now I'm imagining a gorilla working in marketing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,661 |
programmerhumor | things_will_calm_up | fi6w4wg | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Testing in production<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>How how about
`BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII.`
`SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER.`
`THIS IS NOT A DRILL.`
haha good times<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,467 |
programmerhumor | HildartheDorf | fi6iz4p | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got that too. It was notified from the
"find my phone" app and it just said 1<|eor|><|sor|>**1**
1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,196 |
programmerhumor | conancat | fi6uabz | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"did you send the notification?"
"Of course boss"
"Did it work?"
"Of course boss"
"Ok now enable the changes on the production server and move out of the test environment"
"... Test environment?"<|eor|><|sor|>For that poor poor engineer, this might be your best shot when meeting with some VPs.
Im just so happy to work here at an awesome company and to have such a great boss like you.. that I needed to just share that with everyone about how were the best, like number 1.. and uh, its like.. ... a secret gorilla advertising campaign that I thought I would kick off for us.. #1 yay! So I dont think firing me would really be appropriate. Instead, maybe even a bonus would.. say, make it look like a brilliantly planned move to promote brand awareness to the board?..<|eor|><|sor|>>a secret gorilla advertising campaign
I think that word is guerilla, but now I'm imagining a gorilla working in marketing<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty sure they use Mailchimp<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 975 |
programmerhumor | legendsmade | fi6pm3q | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Here i was, clearing third party access permissions to my phone. Changing passwords and fixing security issues, thinking someone was trying something on my phone...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 837 |
programmerhumor | Alainx277 | fi6i3g7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wonder what intern pushed the wrong button<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 652 |
programmerhumor | Fenastus | fi732tu | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Testing in production<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>How how about
`BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII.`
`SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER.`
`THIS IS NOT A DRILL.`
haha good times<|eor|><|sor|>Still my favorite fuck up of all time
You have to wonder how often that dev's sleep is interrupted by reminders of it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 461 |
programmerhumor | cajogos | fi6ko3r | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe the phone found you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 452 |
programmerhumor | HACEKOMAE | fi6lv17 | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wonder what intern pushed the wrong button<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, someone simply forgot to clear every analog of "console.log()"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 403 |
programmerhumor | guzzo9000 | fi6qcd8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn. I factory reset my phone because I thought I had a virus and some weird dude was finding my location using my find my phone app.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 386 |
programmerhumor | AbanaClara | fi6u0xj | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>alert(1);<|eor|><|sor|>`theEntireFuckingWorld.notify( {title: 1, message: 1} );`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 312 |
programmerhumor | THEzwerver | fi6ptnh | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Testing in production<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>or lorem ipsum and watch how christians all over the world panic about some satanic text<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 297 |
programmerhumor | MemeScribe | fi6mo4x | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got that too. It was notified from the
"find my phone" app and it just said 1<|eor|><|sor|>**1**
1<|eor|><|sor|>General Kenobi, you are a bold one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 290 |
programmerhumor | CdRReddit | fi6l65f | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>alert(1);<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 259 |
programmerhumor | FlameOfIgnis | jtnrlk | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,960 |
programmerhumor | linglingfortyhours | gc6zdtj | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>You, my friend, missed a wonderful opportunity with that QR code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,528 |
programmerhumor | mark__fuckerberg | gc7310m | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>You, my friend, missed a wonderful opportunity with that QR code<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao. There will be a day when people start remembering the QR code as well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,068 |
programmerhumor | tolerablepartridge | gc77gij | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>where tf did you download 105GB of ram<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 865 |
programmerhumor | denisde4ev | gc7ffcs | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>where tf did you download 105GB of ram<|eor|><|sor|>https://downloadmoreram.com/ of course<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 725 |
programmerhumor | FlameOfIgnis | gc6ud9z | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Programming is no fun if you don't get a segfault and a core dump<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 686 |
programmerhumor | rumbleblowing | gc78h6s | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>You, my friend, missed a wonderful opportunity with that QR code<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao. There will be a day when people start remembering the QR code as well.<|eor|><|sor|>QR has like 8 "masks", producing different images for same content. Also various sizes and levels of error correction. No way people can remember all of these.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 451 |
programmerhumor | kit-katcat | gc7f2gy | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>You, my friend, missed a wonderful opportunity with that QR code<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao. There will be a day when people start remembering the QR code as well.<|eor|><|sor|>QR has like 8 "masks", producing different images for same content. Also various sizes and levels of error correction. No way people can remember all of these.<|eor|><|sor|>For more info on this, see [here.](https://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 448 |
programmerhumor | Codinget | gc75o40 | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>`malloc` *inside* the loop? please, for the love of Kernighan & Ritchie, do this before the loop if possible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 418 |
programmerhumor | MarryUhna | gc7ajka | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>I absolutely love that.
The way malloc is just stubbornly hitting on the ram looking kind of sad but doing it anyway.
I. Absolutely. Love. That.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | denisde4ev | gc7rmwr | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>where tf did you download 105GB of ram<|eor|><|sor|>https://downloadmoreram.com/ of course<|eor|><|sor|>do I...dare to click any of those options?<|eor|><|sor|>You are `free()` to decide<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ | gc7nlw5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>where tf did you download 105GB of ram<|eor|><|sor|>https://downloadmoreram.com/ of course<|eor|><|sor|>How the fuck did I get Rick rolled<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
programmerhumor | HookDragger | gc707in | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Programming is no fun if you don't get a segfault and a core dump<|eoopr|><|sor|>The more fun one is where you melt the processor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | ABlindMoose | gc7dhxs | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>*Video Transcription:*
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[*A man wearing a black shirt singing and playing Ievan Polkka on a drum that he is holding on his lap. White text saying "Malloc" over his shirt. White text saying "Memory: 104390 MB" and rapidly counting up over the drum*]
[*Left half of video is taken up by a white cat's head bobbing along to the music. Black text over the cat's head saying "Me, who forgot a free() in a loop"*]
(00:12)
[*Windows error sound plays, "\*SEGFAULT\*" appears at the top of the video for one frame, the music stops and a windows 10 blue screen of death appears, with the Stop code CRITICAL_PROCESS_DIED*]
[*End of Video.*]
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EDIT: Thanks to u/kljaja998 for pointing out the segfault!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | aiij | gc7sbd6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>When you write a malloc(), the *very* next thing to do is write a free().<|eor|><|sor|>```
while (1)
foo = malloc (42);
free(foo);
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | FlameOfIgnis | gc7dhoi | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>`malloc` *inside* the loop? please, for the love of Kernighan & Ritchie, do this before the loop if possible.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>If im not wrong, its better to do a single malloc for all the elements you want to allocate, and then starting the loop to set values etc of the allocated objects, rather then allocating all of them one by one, which is what /u/Codinget is referring to<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | FlameOfIgnis | gc7b92a | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>You, my friend, missed a wonderful opportunity with that QR code<|eor|><|soopr|>Ah crap you are right, i wish i thought of changing it to rickroll<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | 0x3fff0000 | gc7bd1u | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>When you write a malloc(), the *very* next thing to do is write a free().<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | polish_jerry | k0xa0a | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,916 |
programmerhumor | TDRichie | gdkqmd4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,936 |
programmerhumor | Frptwenty | gdkvqq9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|sor|>Reverse tunnel SSH from embedded device over mobile network from South America via an intermediate Amazon EC2 instance located in the US while you are in Europe.
Aaah, _speed_.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,399 |
programmerhumor | afiefh | gdl4j2u | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Got woken up at 3am during my last week at a job. Had to ssh into work servers, which are in the UK, to issue into a client server in china, which tunnels through what I could only describe a 56kbps modem connection to fix an issue. Round trip was about 5 seconds. Never in my life was I more careful to type things correctly while at the same not awake enough to type correctly.
Only to tell the client that we had fixed their issue two months ago already, but they had been too stupid to install the version we gave them and instead upgraded to the next point release which didn't have the fix. Was fun to wake up my manager for the first time in 8 years just to tell him "look either get QA to certify a release with the fix we already know works or tell them it's their fault and that can wait until the next point release".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,149 |
programmerhumor | Frptwenty | gdlc6zu | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|sor|>Reverse tunnel SSH from embedded device over mobile network from South America via an intermediate Amazon EC2 instance located in the US while you are in Europe.
Aaah, _speed_.<|eor|><|sor|>tfw that device doesnt respond to pings anymore after a reboot<|eor|><|sor|>For a short instant, one knows how NASA feels when a probe mission near Saturn suddenly stops transmitting.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 428 |
programmerhumor | currentscurrents | gdlkpsv | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Got woken up at 3am during my last week at a job. Had to ssh into work servers, which are in the UK, to issue into a client server in china, which tunnels through what I could only describe a 56kbps modem connection to fix an issue. Round trip was about 5 seconds. Never in my life was I more careful to type things correctly while at the same not awake enough to type correctly.
Only to tell the client that we had fixed their issue two months ago already, but they had been too stupid to install the version we gave them and instead upgraded to the next point release which didn't have the fix. Was fun to wake up my manager for the first time in 8 years just to tell him "look either get QA to certify a release with the fix we already know works or tell them it's their fault and that can wait until the next point release".<|eor|><|sor|>It's the Great Firewall of China dude. Traversing it adds almost a second of latency (each way) and they randomly drop packets all over the place.
It's bananas, the aws-cn instance is soooooo slow to use from outside of China. Like we're talking 10 second page loads. And the CLI suffers from this as well. I tried to upload a file to S3 in aws-cn and it took like 40 minutes to upload a 30mb document. This is over Gigabit!<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not surprised. Their system is [very complex](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Firewall#Blocking_methods) - deep packet filtering, forging packets and inserting them into the connection, even MitM attacks against TLS/SSL.
And some people believe the firewall has a secondary purpose of encouraging chinese people to avoid non-chinese websites, so some of the latency may be intentional.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmerhumor | what-a-funny-post | gdl3tvy | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|sor|>Reverse tunnel SSH from embedded device over mobile network from South America via an intermediate Amazon EC2 instance located in the US while you are in Europe.
Aaah, _speed_.<|eor|><|sor|>Boy golly thats a lot of flair. Can you really write hello world in every one?
Real question: how many udemy courses do I have to sign up to put a language on my resume? /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 297 |
programmerhumor | _marshall_44 | gdkx6uy | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most frustrating when you are confident that you've typed the whole thing correctly and then that one letter somehow fucks up the whole thing !!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 241 |
programmerhumor | thirdegree | gdle326 | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|sor|>Reverse tunnel SSH from embedded device over mobile network from South America via an intermediate Amazon EC2 instance located in the US while you are in Europe.
Aaah, _speed_.<|eor|><|sor|>tfw that device doesnt respond to pings anymore after a reboot<|eor|><|sor|>For a short instant, one knows how NASA feels when a probe mission near Saturn suddenly stops transmitting.<|eor|><|sor|>Except if my server stops working I can slap it. No percussive maintenance on a probe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmerhumor | Frptwenty | gdle8ro | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|sor|>Reverse tunnel SSH from embedded device over mobile network from South America via an intermediate Amazon EC2 instance located in the US while you are in Europe.
Aaah, _speed_.<|eor|><|sor|>tfw that device doesnt respond to pings anymore after a reboot<|eor|><|sor|>For a short instant, one knows how NASA feels when a probe mission near Saturn suddenly stops transmitting.<|eor|><|sor|>Except if my server stops working I can slap it. No percussive maintenance on a probe<|eor|><|sor|>> No percussive maintenance on a probe
That's just because we still lack interplanetary Gauss cannon technology.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
programmerhumor | matyklug | gdl44fj | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|sor|>Reverse tunnel SSH from embedded device over mobile network from South America via an intermediate Amazon EC2 instance located in the US while you are in Europe.
Aaah, _speed_.<|eor|><|sor|>Boy golly thats a lot of flair. Can you really write hello world in every one?
Real question: how many udemy courses do I have to sign up to put a language on my resume? /s<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, I can write hello world in like 10 languages
(I suck at every single one, but who cares right? right???)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | Frptwenty | gdl3a3u | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Try mosh.
Update:
https://github.com/mobile-shell/mosh<|eor|><|sor|>Mosh ftw! Just be sure to clean up zombie sessions on a regular basis.<|eor|><|sor|> kill -shotgun --head <PID of zombie><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | sluuuurp | gdlk8ob | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|sor|>Serious question: who programs via SSH? Besides some pair programming situation, I don't see how this would be common.<|eor|><|sor|>People who are working from home and need high performance computers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | yonatan8070 | gdl5e8m | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The latest version of Visual Studio Code has a thing it can do where it adds the letters where it thinks they would half greyed out until they actually show up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmerhumor | polish_jerry | gdkqvbc | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Try mosh.
Update:
https://github.com/mobile-shell/mosh<|eor|><|soopr|>looks cool. I'll give it a try<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmerhumor | supereater14 | gdkyvej | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Try mosh.
Update:
https://github.com/mobile-shell/mosh<|eor|><|sor|>Mosh ftw! Just be sure to clean up zombie sessions on a regular basis.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | ToasterBotnet | gdldklv | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*command line lagging*
\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C \^D\^D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | CrushedPixl | a14wif | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,896 |
programmerhumor | Steffi128 | eamy388 | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>WHO WERE YOU, DENVERCODER9?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,804 |
programmerhumor | CanadianJesus | eamz16b | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>WHO WERE YOU, DENVERCODER9?<|eor|><|sor|>WHAT DID YOU SEE?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 900 |
programmerhumor | Pretend_Wolf | eamza6g | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why do programmers do that!?<|eor|><|sor|>Ah ok, figured it out.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 807 |
programmerhumor | jsu152 | eamx1t1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stackoverflow is a troll site to discourage new programmers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 585 |
programmerhumor | Snakelele_Juve | ean75cz | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Top 10 sadest anime moments 2018<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 550 |
programmerhumor | Pretend_Wolf | eamz8vz | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why do programmers do that!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 520 |
programmerhumor | negrocucklord | eamsv99 | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is getting old<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 469 |
programmerhumor | Spiekie | eamxqjy | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I can't believe it's legal for you to use the light theme in the app<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 436 |
programmerhumor | Robot_Basilisk | eamylf1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stackoverflow is a troll site to discourage new programmers.<|eor|><|sor|>This. Like 90% of what I find on there has top replies along the lines of, "you're dumb for asking this, go back to kindergarten".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 339 |
programmerhumor | Macluawn | eamubim | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is getting old<|eor|><|sor|>nvm found the youth elixir<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 289 |
programmerhumor | _Lady_Deadpool_ | eancoy1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Top result is a thread on SO saying "closed, you can easily Google this"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
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