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programmerhumor | Dromeo | igmn49l | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>why are people always bashing python lol<|eor|><|sor|>**Serious answer?**
Python used to be the new hotness about a decade ago. It was sparkly, amazing package support, didn't bog you down with technicalities when you we... | 975 |
programmerhumor | twisted-resistor | igml9hc | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now that Internet Explorer is gone I guess something had to take its place in memes as "The Slow Thing"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 950 |
programmerhumor | TSP-FriendlyFire | ign3jnx | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I use ++C, I like all my variables to increment before I've arrived.<|eor|><|sor|>That's just D.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 891 |
programmerhumor | AntAgile | igmgl9k | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Flipped C++ ball to show walking away awkwardly. Made me smile.
New twist on "python slow" meme. But then I just imagined C++ talking without taking any time to pause between words.
High effort meme. +1. Too broke for... | 861 |
programmerhumor | Codebust | igmi6br | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>why are people always bashing python lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 686 |
programmerhumor | Thorsigal | igmv4qa | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I use ++C, I like all my variables to increment before I've arrived.<|eor|><|sor|>++<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 475 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | igmh19c | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>C' ya later..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 473 |
programmerhumor | Luisisbored24 | ignk92k | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I use ++C, I like all my variables to increment before I've arrived.<|eor|><|sor|>That's just D.<|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit.<|eor|><|sor|>D's nuts hah got em
Edit: Wow thanks for the upvotes guys like damn<|eor|><|eols|><|en... | 460 |
programmerhumor | yorokobe__shounen | igmli6s | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>C++ walks away.
Segfault.<|eor|><|sor|>If C++ was really as fast as it said it was, it would have recognised the logo before it asked who python was.
Poor segfaulting C++.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 424 |
programmerhumor | RollinIndo | igmits4 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>why are people always bashing python lol<|eor|><|sor|>Snakes are scary<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 392 |
programmerhumor | GreatArtificeAion | igmr8e3 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did I really just appreciate a "Haha Python slow" meme?<|eor|><|sor|>It has also been done so often with Internet Explorer and everything that also runs slow. But somehow I actually laughed<|eor|><|sor|>I guess this one h... | 385 |
programmerhumor | TruthYouWontLike | ign5ude | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did I really just appreciate a "Haha Python slow" meme?<|eor|><|sor|>I dont think python is too slow, its more about c++ being to fast in this case<|eor|><|sor|>That's the beauty of the meme, it can be interpreted both wa... | 335 |
programmerhumor | a_man_of_music | igmiu0z | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>why are people always bashing python lol<|eor|><|sor|>They hate us coz they ain't us.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 332 |
programmerhumor | Hegeteus | igmiqgx | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Only speed metric that matters is how fast I get the job done and can go back to browsing memes. C++ does not look very good in this (very important) metric.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 302 |
programmerhumor | lavishlad | igmj3l5 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>why are people always bashing python lol<|eor|><|sor|>Snakes are scary<|eor|><|sor|>pythons dont bite :(<|eor|><|sor|>They swallow <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
programmerhumor | Xorgon | livmf0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,064 |
programmerhumor | returntim | gn5j1s7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive seen the original, nice twist. If I was writing the algorithm it would probably come back with infinite eggs because I forgot to close the loop somewhere<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,099 |
programmerhumor | LadleFullOfCrazy | gn5p1bv | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>If clients could define their requirements, they wouldn't need us.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,447 |
programmerhumor | tinydonuts | gn600tv | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive seen the original, nice twist. If I was writing the algorithm it would probably come back with infinite eggs because I forgot to close the loop somewhere<|eor|><|sor|>The whole store crashed because of a stac... | 1,206 |
programmerhumor | De_Wouter | gn69owl | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>A programmers job is to translate poorly defined vague requirements into something that makes logical sense. This story makes more sense than the original one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 844 |
programmerhumor | dudeofmoose | gn5sun2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>If clients could define their requirements, they wouldn't need us.<|eor|><|sor|>That's the strangest pro marriage argument I've ever heard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 482 |
programmerhumor | killeronthecorner | gn6uwmn | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>A programmers job is to translate poorly defined vague requirements into something that makes logical sense. This story makes more sense than the original one.<|eor|><|sor|>Wife: "go get the things we need."
Pro... | 340 |
programmerhumor | Titra29 | gn6klqe | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>The next week he went again. His wife told him to only get the things on the list this time. She also added: "While you're there, look for a birthday present for our son."
He never returned.<|eor|><|eols|><|endo... | 240 |
programmerhumor | TicTacMentheDouce | gn6iihd | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>- goes to the store
- there are eggs
- the hell is a dozen ?
- syntax error<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | jfb1337 | gn6f6f1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive seen the original, nice twist. If I was writing the algorithm it would probably come back with infinite eggs because I forgot to close the loop somewhere<|eor|><|sor|>That's what happens if she says "While yo... | 178 |
programmerhumor | TimeCircuitsOn | gn6ylnl | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>If clients could define their requirements, they wouldn't need us.<|eor|><|sor|>That's the strangest pro marriage argument I've ever heard.<|eor|><|sor|>Is that a pro marriage argument? Please advise...<|eor|><|s... | 162 |
programmerhumor | lugialegend233 | gn5vaew | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>If clients could define their requirements, they wouldn't need us.<|eor|><|sor|>That's the strangest pro marriage argument I've ever heard.<|eor|><|sor|>Is that a pro marriage argument? Please advise...<|eor|><|e... | 158 |
programmerhumor | blending-tea | gn6w32h | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive seen the original, nice twist. If I was writing the algorithm it would probably come back with infinite eggs because I forgot to close the loop somewhere<|eor|><|sor|>The whole store crashed because of a stac... | 139 |
programmerhumor | sirfricksalot | gn6f17v | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>The real problem with this joke is that grocery stores can just be expected to have eggs in stock.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | dudeofmoose | gn5slw7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive seen the original, nice twist. If I was writing the algorithm it would probably come back with infinite eggs because I forgot to close the loop somewhere<|eor|><|sor|>Exit code 137.<|eor|><|sor|>Eggsit Code 1... | 109 |
programmerhumor | Eraknelo | gn6bg2m | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive seen the original, nice twist. If I was writing the algorithm it would probably come back with infinite eggs because I forgot to close the loop somewhere<|eor|><|sor|>The whole store crashed because of a stac... | 108 |
programmerhumor | HenSenPrincess | gn7s120 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>If clients could define their requirements, they wouldn't need us.<|eor|><|sor|>Programming is just creating a very thorough requirements document for the computer to turn into software.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext... | 98 |
programmerhumor | tproli | gn6ch38 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Throws ShopAlreadyClosedException<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | Clinn_sin | gn6i8fj | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive seen the original, nice twist. If I was writing the algorithm it would probably come back with infinite eggs because I forgot to close the loop somewhere<|eor|><|sor|>That's what happens if she says "While yo... | 88 |
programmerhumor | Mebethebest | f6qz5g | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,979 |
programmerhumor | yourteam | fi6n323 | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"did you send the notification?"
"Of course boss"
"Did it work?"
"Of course boss"
"Ok now enable the changes on the production server and move out of the test environment"
"... Test environment?"<|eor|><|eols|><|en... | 7,890 |
programmerhumor | Takeonmeeeeeeee | fi6hpf1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got that too. It was notified from the
"find my phone" app and it just said 1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,576 |
programmerhumor | Kermit_the_hog | fi6qgc9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"did you send the notification?"
"Of course boss"
"Did it work?"
"Of course boss"
"Ok now enable the changes on the production server and move out of the test environment"
"... Test environment?"<|eor|><|sor|>For t... | 1,913 |
programmerhumor | sorscode | fi6ktwc | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Testing in production<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,710 |
programmerhumor | tech6hutch | fi6rp5r | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"did you send the notification?"
"Of course boss"
"Did it work?"
"Of course boss"
"Ok now enable the changes on the production server and move out of the test environment"
"... Test environment?"<|eor|><|sor|>For t... | 1,661 |
programmerhumor | things_will_calm_up | fi6w4wg | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Testing in production<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>How how about
`BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII.`
`SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER.`
`THIS IS NOT A DRILL.`
haha good times<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex... | 1,467 |
programmerhumor | HildartheDorf | fi6iz4p | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got that too. It was notified from the
"find my phone" app and it just said 1<|eor|><|sor|>**1**
1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,196 |
programmerhumor | conancat | fi6uabz | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"did you send the notification?"
"Of course boss"
"Did it work?"
"Of course boss"
"Ok now enable the changes on the production server and move out of the test environment"
"... Test environment?"<|eor|><|sor|>For t... | 975 |
programmerhumor | legendsmade | fi6pm3q | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Here i was, clearing third party access permissions to my phone. Changing passwords and fixing security issues, thinking someone was trying something on my phone...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 837 |
programmerhumor | Alainx277 | fi6i3g7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wonder what intern pushed the wrong button<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 652 |
programmerhumor | Fenastus | fi732tu | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Testing in production<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>How how about
`BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII.`
`SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER.`
`THIS IS NOT A DRILL.`
haha good times<|eor|><|sor|>Still my fa... | 461 |
programmerhumor | cajogos | fi6ko3r | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe the phone found you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 452 |
programmerhumor | HACEKOMAE | fi6lv17 | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wonder what intern pushed the wrong button<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, someone simply forgot to clear every analog of "console.log()"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 403 |
programmerhumor | guzzo9000 | fi6qcd8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn. I factory reset my phone because I thought I had a virus and some weird dude was finding my location using my find my phone app.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 386 |
programmerhumor | AbanaClara | fi6u0xj | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>alert(1);<|eor|><|sor|>`theEntireFuckingWorld.notify( {title: 1, message: 1} );`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 312 |
programmerhumor | THEzwerver | fi6ptnh | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Testing in production<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>or lorem ipsum and watch how christians all over the world panic about some satanic text<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 297 |
programmerhumor | MemeScribe | fi6mo4x | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got that too. It was notified from the
"find my phone" app and it just said 1<|eor|><|sor|>**1**
1<|eor|><|sor|>General Kenobi, you are a bold one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 290 |
programmerhumor | CdRReddit | fi6l65f | <|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>alert(1);<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 259 |
programmerhumor | FlameOfIgnis | jtnrlk | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,960 |
programmerhumor | linglingfortyhours | gc6zdtj | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>You, my friend, missed a wonderful opportunity with that QR code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,528 |
programmerhumor | mark__fuckerberg | gc7310m | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>You, my friend, missed a wonderful opportunity with that QR code<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao. There will be a day when people start remembering the QR code as well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,068 |
programmerhumor | tolerablepartridge | gc77gij | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>where tf did you download 105GB of ram<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 865 |
programmerhumor | denisde4ev | gc7ffcs | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>where tf did you download 105GB of ram<|eor|><|sor|>https://downloadmoreram.com/ of course<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 725 |
programmerhumor | FlameOfIgnis | gc6ud9z | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Programming is no fun if you don't get a segfault and a core dump<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 686 |
programmerhumor | rumbleblowing | gc78h6s | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>You, my friend, missed a wonderful opportunity with that QR code<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao. There will be a day when people start remembering the QR code as well.<|eor|><|sor|>QR has like 8 "masks", producing different imag... | 451 |
programmerhumor | kit-katcat | gc7f2gy | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>You, my friend, missed a wonderful opportunity with that QR code<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao. There will be a day when people start remembering the QR code as well.<|eor|><|sor|>QR has like 8 "masks", producing different imag... | 448 |
programmerhumor | Codinget | gc75o40 | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>`malloc` *inside* the loop? please, for the love of Kernighan & Ritchie, do this before the loop if possible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 418 |
programmerhumor | MarryUhna | gc7ajka | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>I absolutely love that.
The way malloc is just stubbornly hitting on the ram looking kind of sad but doing it anyway.
I. Absolutely. Love. That.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | denisde4ev | gc7rmwr | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>where tf did you download 105GB of ram<|eor|><|sor|>https://downloadmoreram.com/ of course<|eor|><|sor|>do I...dare to click any of those options?<|eor|><|sor|>You are `free()` to decide<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ | gc7nlw5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>where tf did you download 105GB of ram<|eor|><|sor|>https://downloadmoreram.com/ of course<|eor|><|sor|>How the fuck did I get Rick rolled<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
programmerhumor | HookDragger | gc707in | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Programming is no fun if you don't get a segfault and a core dump<|eoopr|><|sor|>The more fun one is where you melt the processor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | ABlindMoose | gc7dhxs | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>*Video Transcription:*
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[*A man wearing a black shirt singing and playing Ievan Polkka on a drum that he is holding on his lap. White text saying "Malloc" over his shirt. White text saying "Memory: 10... | 150 |
programmerhumor | aiij | gc7sbd6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>When you write a malloc(), the *very* next thing to do is write a free().<|eor|><|sor|>```
while (1)
foo = malloc (42);
free(foo);
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | FlameOfIgnis | gc7dhoi | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>`malloc` *inside* the loop? please, for the love of Kernighan & Ritchie, do this before the loop if possible.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>If im not wrong, its better to do a single malloc for all the eleme... | 127 |
programmerhumor | FlameOfIgnis | gc7b92a | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>You, my friend, missed a wonderful opportunity with that QR code<|eor|><|soopr|>Ah crap you are right, i wish i thought of changing it to rickroll<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | 0x3fff0000 | gc7bd1u | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>When you write a malloc(), the *very* next thing to do is write a free().<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | polish_jerry | k0xa0a | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,916 |
programmerhumor | TDRichie | gdkqmd4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,936 |
programmerhumor | Frptwenty | gdkvqq9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|sor|>Reverse tunnel SSH from embedded device over mobile network from South America via an intermediate Amazon EC2 instance located in the US while you are in Europe.
Aaah, _speed_.<|eor|><|eols|><|en... | 1,399 |
programmerhumor | afiefh | gdl4j2u | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Got woken up at 3am during my last week at a job. Had to ssh into work servers, which are in the UK, to issue into a client server in china, which tunnels through what I could only describe a 56kbps modem connection to fix an i... | 1,149 |
programmerhumor | Frptwenty | gdlc6zu | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|sor|>Reverse tunnel SSH from embedded device over mobile network from South America via an intermediate Amazon EC2 instance located in the US while you are in Europe.
Aaah, _speed_.<|eor|><|sor|>tfw t... | 428 |
programmerhumor | currentscurrents | gdlkpsv | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Got woken up at 3am during my last week at a job. Had to ssh into work servers, which are in the UK, to issue into a client server in china, which tunnels through what I could only describe a 56kbps modem connection to fix an i... | 358 |
programmerhumor | what-a-funny-post | gdl3tvy | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|sor|>Reverse tunnel SSH from embedded device over mobile network from South America via an intermediate Amazon EC2 instance located in the US while you are in Europe.
Aaah, _speed_.<|eor|><|sor|>Boy g... | 297 |
programmerhumor | _marshall_44 | gdkx6uy | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most frustrating when you are confident that you've typed the whole thing correctly and then that one letter somehow fucks up the whole thing !!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 241 |
programmerhumor | thirdegree | gdle326 | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|sor|>Reverse tunnel SSH from embedded device over mobile network from South America via an intermediate Amazon EC2 instance located in the US while you are in Europe.
Aaah, _speed_.<|eor|><|sor|>tfw t... | 197 |
programmerhumor | Frptwenty | gdle8ro | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|sor|>Reverse tunnel SSH from embedded device over mobile network from South America via an intermediate Amazon EC2 instance located in the US while you are in Europe.
Aaah, _speed_.<|eor|><|sor|>tfw t... | 173 |
programmerhumor | matyklug | gdl44fj | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|sor|>Reverse tunnel SSH from embedded device over mobile network from South America via an intermediate Amazon EC2 instance located in the US while you are in Europe.
Aaah, _speed_.<|eor|><|sor|>Boy g... | 171 |
programmerhumor | Frptwenty | gdl3a3u | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Try mosh.
Update:
https://github.com/mobile-shell/mosh<|eor|><|sor|>Mosh ftw! Just be sure to clean up zombie sessions on a regular basis.<|eor|><|sor|> kill -shotgun --head <PID of zombie><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | sluuuurp | gdlk8ob | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|sor|>Serious question: who programs via SSH? Besides some pair programming situation, I don't see how this would be common.<|eor|><|sor|>People who are working from home and need high performance comp... | 139 |
programmerhumor | yonatan8070 | gdl5e8m | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The latest version of Visual Studio Code has a thing it can do where it adds the letters where it thinks they would half greyed out until they actually show up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmerhumor | polish_jerry | gdkqvbc | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Try mosh.
Update:
https://github.com/mobile-shell/mosh<|eor|><|soopr|>looks cool. I'll give it a try<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmerhumor | supereater14 | gdkyvej | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Try mosh.
Update:
https://github.com/mobile-shell/mosh<|eor|><|sor|>Mosh ftw! Just be sure to clean up zombie sessions on a regular basis.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | ToasterBotnet | gdldklv | <|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*command line lagging*
\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C \^D\^D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | CrushedPixl | a14wif | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,896 |
programmerhumor | Steffi128 | eamy388 | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>WHO WERE YOU, DENVERCODER9?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,804 |
programmerhumor | CanadianJesus | eamz16b | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>WHO WERE YOU, DENVERCODER9?<|eor|><|sor|>WHAT DID YOU SEE?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 900 |
programmerhumor | Pretend_Wolf | eamza6g | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why do programmers do that!?<|eor|><|sor|>Ah ok, figured it out.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 807 |
programmerhumor | jsu152 | eamx1t1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stackoverflow is a troll site to discourage new programmers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 585 |
programmerhumor | Snakelele_Juve | ean75cz | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Top 10 sadest anime moments 2018<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 550 |
programmerhumor | Pretend_Wolf | eamz8vz | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why do programmers do that!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 520 |
programmerhumor | negrocucklord | eamsv99 | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is getting old<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 469 |
programmerhumor | Spiekie | eamxqjy | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I can't believe it's legal for you to use the light theme in the app<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 436 |
programmerhumor | Robot_Basilisk | eamylf1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stackoverflow is a troll site to discourage new programmers.<|eor|><|sor|>This. Like 90% of what I find on there has top replies along the lines of, "you're dumb for asking this, go back to kindergarten".<|eor|><|eols|><|e... | 339 |
programmerhumor | Macluawn | eamubim | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is getting old<|eor|><|sor|>nvm found the youth elixir<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 289 |
programmerhumor | _Lady_Deadpool_ | eancoy1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Top result is a thread on SO saying "closed, you can easily Google this"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
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