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programmerhumor
Dromeo
igmn49l
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>why are people always bashing python lol<|eor|><|sor|>**Serious answer?** Python used to be the new hotness about a decade ago. It was sparkly, amazing package support, didn't bog you down with technicalities when you we...
975
programmerhumor
twisted-resistor
igml9hc
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now that Internet Explorer is gone I guess something had to take its place in memes as "The Slow Thing"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
950
programmerhumor
TSP-FriendlyFire
ign3jnx
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I use ++C, I like all my variables to increment before I've arrived.<|eor|><|sor|>That's just D.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
891
programmerhumor
AntAgile
igmgl9k
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Flipped C++ ball to show walking away awkwardly. Made me smile. New twist on "python slow" meme. But then I just imagined C++ talking without taking any time to pause between words. High effort meme. +1. Too broke for...
861
programmerhumor
Codebust
igmi6br
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>why are people always bashing python lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
686
programmerhumor
Thorsigal
igmv4qa
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I use ++C, I like all my variables to increment before I've arrived.<|eor|><|sor|>++<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
475
programmerhumor
grpagrati
igmh19c
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>C' ya later..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
473
programmerhumor
Luisisbored24
ignk92k
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I use ++C, I like all my variables to increment before I've arrived.<|eor|><|sor|>That's just D.<|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit.<|eor|><|sor|>D's nuts hah got em Edit: Wow thanks for the upvotes guys like damn<|eor|><|eols|><|en...
460
programmerhumor
yorokobe__shounen
igmli6s
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>C++ walks away. Segfault.<|eor|><|sor|>If C++ was really as fast as it said it was, it would have recognised the logo before it asked who python was. Poor segfaulting C++.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
424
programmerhumor
RollinIndo
igmits4
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>why are people always bashing python lol<|eor|><|sor|>Snakes are scary<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
392
programmerhumor
GreatArtificeAion
igmr8e3
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did I really just appreciate a "Haha Python slow" meme?<|eor|><|sor|>It has also been done so often with Internet Explorer and everything that also runs slow. But somehow I actually laughed<|eor|><|sor|>I guess this one h...
385
programmerhumor
TruthYouWontLike
ign5ude
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did I really just appreciate a "Haha Python slow" meme?<|eor|><|sor|>I dont think python is too slow, its more about c++ being to fast in this case<|eor|><|sor|>That's the beauty of the meme, it can be interpreted both wa...
335
programmerhumor
a_man_of_music
igmiu0z
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>why are people always bashing python lol<|eor|><|sor|>They hate us coz they ain't us.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
332
programmerhumor
Hegeteus
igmiqgx
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Only speed metric that matters is how fast I get the job done and can go back to browsing memes. C++ does not look very good in this (very important) metric.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
302
programmerhumor
lavishlad
igmj3l5
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ talking to Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/40t7alhvlac91.png<|eol|><|sor|>why are people always bashing python lol<|eor|><|sor|>Snakes are scary<|eor|><|sor|>pythons dont bite :(<|eor|><|sor|>They swallow <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
284
programmerhumor
Xorgon
livmf0
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
40,064
programmerhumor
returntim
gn5j1s7
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive seen the original, nice twist. If I was writing the algorithm it would probably come back with infinite eggs because I forgot to close the loop somewhere<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,099
programmerhumor
LadleFullOfCrazy
gn5p1bv
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>If clients could define their requirements, they wouldn't need us.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,447
programmerhumor
tinydonuts
gn600tv
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive seen the original, nice twist. If I was writing the algorithm it would probably come back with infinite eggs because I forgot to close the loop somewhere<|eor|><|sor|>The whole store crashed because of a stac...
1,206
programmerhumor
De_Wouter
gn69owl
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>A programmers job is to translate poorly defined vague requirements into something that makes logical sense. This story makes more sense than the original one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
844
programmerhumor
dudeofmoose
gn5sun2
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>If clients could define their requirements, they wouldn't need us.<|eor|><|sor|>That's the strangest pro marriage argument I've ever heard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
482
programmerhumor
killeronthecorner
gn6uwmn
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>A programmers job is to translate poorly defined vague requirements into something that makes logical sense. This story makes more sense than the original one.<|eor|><|sor|>Wife: "go get the things we need." Pro...
340
programmerhumor
Titra29
gn6klqe
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>The next week he went again. His wife told him to only get the things on the list this time. She also added: "While you're there, look for a birthday present for our son." He never returned.<|eor|><|eols|><|endo...
240
programmerhumor
TicTacMentheDouce
gn6iihd
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>- goes to the store - there are eggs - the hell is a dozen ? - syntax error<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
207
programmerhumor
jfb1337
gn6f6f1
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive seen the original, nice twist. If I was writing the algorithm it would probably come back with infinite eggs because I forgot to close the loop somewhere<|eor|><|sor|>That's what happens if she says "While yo...
178
programmerhumor
TimeCircuitsOn
gn6ylnl
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>If clients could define their requirements, they wouldn't need us.<|eor|><|sor|>That's the strangest pro marriage argument I've ever heard.<|eor|><|sor|>Is that a pro marriage argument? Please advise...<|eor|><|s...
162
programmerhumor
lugialegend233
gn5vaew
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>If clients could define their requirements, they wouldn't need us.<|eor|><|sor|>That's the strangest pro marriage argument I've ever heard.<|eor|><|sor|>Is that a pro marriage argument? Please advise...<|eor|><|e...
158
programmerhumor
blending-tea
gn6w32h
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive seen the original, nice twist. If I was writing the algorithm it would probably come back with infinite eggs because I forgot to close the loop somewhere<|eor|><|sor|>The whole store crashed because of a stac...
139
programmerhumor
sirfricksalot
gn6f17v
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>The real problem with this joke is that grocery stores can just be expected to have eggs in stock.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
117
programmerhumor
dudeofmoose
gn5slw7
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive seen the original, nice twist. If I was writing the algorithm it would probably come back with infinite eggs because I forgot to close the loop somewhere<|eor|><|sor|>Exit code 137.<|eor|><|sor|>Eggsit Code 1...
109
programmerhumor
Eraknelo
gn6bg2m
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive seen the original, nice twist. If I was writing the algorithm it would probably come back with infinite eggs because I forgot to close the loop somewhere<|eor|><|sor|>The whole store crashed because of a stac...
108
programmerhumor
HenSenPrincess
gn7s120
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>If clients could define their requirements, they wouldn't need us.<|eor|><|sor|>Programming is just creating a very thorough requirements document for the computer to turn into software.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext...
98
programmerhumor
tproli
gn6ch38
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Throws ShopAlreadyClosedException<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
90
programmerhumor
Clinn_sin
gn6i8fj
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm sure his wife was thankful<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ksdcw8su27h61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive seen the original, nice twist. If I was writing the algorithm it would probably come back with infinite eggs because I forgot to close the loop somewhere<|eor|><|sor|>That's what happens if she says "While yo...
88
programmerhumor
Mebethebest
f6qz5g
<|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
39,979
programmerhumor
yourteam
fi6n323
<|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"did you send the notification?" "Of course boss" "Did it work?" "Of course boss" "Ok now enable the changes on the production server and move out of the test environment" "... Test environment?"<|eor|><|eols|><|en...
7,890
programmerhumor
Takeonmeeeeeeee
fi6hpf1
<|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got that too. It was notified from the "find my phone" app and it just said 1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,576
programmerhumor
Kermit_the_hog
fi6qgc9
<|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"did you send the notification?" "Of course boss" "Did it work?" "Of course boss" "Ok now enable the changes on the production server and move out of the test environment" "... Test environment?"<|eor|><|sor|>For t...
1,913
programmerhumor
sorscode
fi6ktwc
<|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Testing in production<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,710
programmerhumor
tech6hutch
fi6rp5r
<|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"did you send the notification?" "Of course boss" "Did it work?" "Of course boss" "Ok now enable the changes on the production server and move out of the test environment" "... Test environment?"<|eor|><|sor|>For t...
1,661
programmerhumor
things_will_calm_up
fi6w4wg
<|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Testing in production<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>How how about `BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII.` `SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER.` `THIS IS NOT A DRILL.` haha good times<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex...
1,467
programmerhumor
HildartheDorf
fi6iz4p
<|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got that too. It was notified from the "find my phone" app and it just said 1<|eor|><|sor|>**1** 1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,196
programmerhumor
conancat
fi6uabz
<|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"did you send the notification?" "Of course boss" "Did it work?" "Of course boss" "Ok now enable the changes on the production server and move out of the test environment" "... Test environment?"<|eor|><|sor|>For t...
975
programmerhumor
legendsmade
fi6pm3q
<|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Here i was, clearing third party access permissions to my phone. Changing passwords and fixing security issues, thinking someone was trying something on my phone...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
837
programmerhumor
Alainx277
fi6i3g7
<|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wonder what intern pushed the wrong button<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
652
programmerhumor
Fenastus
fi732tu
<|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Testing in production<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>How how about `BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII.` `SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER.` `THIS IS NOT A DRILL.` haha good times<|eor|><|sor|>Still my fa...
461
programmerhumor
cajogos
fi6ko3r
<|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe the phone found you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
452
programmerhumor
HACEKOMAE
fi6lv17
<|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wonder what intern pushed the wrong button<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, someone simply forgot to clear every analog of "console.log()"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
403
programmerhumor
guzzo9000
fi6qcd8
<|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn. I factory reset my phone because I thought I had a virus and some weird dude was finding my location using my find my phone app.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
386
programmerhumor
AbanaClara
fi6u0xj
<|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>alert(1);<|eor|><|sor|>`theEntireFuckingWorld.notify( {title: 1, message: 1} );`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
312
programmerhumor
THEzwerver
fi6ptnh
<|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Testing in production<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>or lorem ipsum and watch how christians all over the world panic about some satanic text<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
297
programmerhumor
MemeScribe
fi6mo4x
<|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got that too. It was notified from the "find my phone" app and it just said 1<|eor|><|sor|>**1** 1<|eor|><|sor|>General Kenobi, you are a bold one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
290
programmerhumor
CdRReddit
fi6l65f
<|sols|><|sot|>I know he's one of you!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kgmmygh5z1i41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>alert(1);<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
259
programmerhumor
FlameOfIgnis
jtnrlk
<|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
39,960
programmerhumor
linglingfortyhours
gc6zdtj
<|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>You, my friend, missed a wonderful opportunity with that QR code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,528
programmerhumor
mark__fuckerberg
gc7310m
<|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>You, my friend, missed a wonderful opportunity with that QR code<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao. There will be a day when people start remembering the QR code as well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,068
programmerhumor
tolerablepartridge
gc77gij
<|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>where tf did you download 105GB of ram<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
865
programmerhumor
denisde4ev
gc7ffcs
<|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>where tf did you download 105GB of ram<|eor|><|sor|>https://downloadmoreram.com/ of course<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
725
programmerhumor
FlameOfIgnis
gc6ud9z
<|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Programming is no fun if you don't get a segfault and a core dump<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
686
programmerhumor
rumbleblowing
gc78h6s
<|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>You, my friend, missed a wonderful opportunity with that QR code<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao. There will be a day when people start remembering the QR code as well.<|eor|><|sor|>QR has like 8 "masks", producing different imag...
451
programmerhumor
kit-katcat
gc7f2gy
<|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>You, my friend, missed a wonderful opportunity with that QR code<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao. There will be a day when people start remembering the QR code as well.<|eor|><|sor|>QR has like 8 "masks", producing different imag...
448
programmerhumor
Codinget
gc75o40
<|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>`malloc` *inside* the loop? please, for the love of Kernighan & Ritchie, do this before the loop if possible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
418
programmerhumor
MarryUhna
gc7ajka
<|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>I absolutely love that. The way malloc is just stubbornly hitting on the ram looking kind of sad but doing it anyway. I. Absolutely. Love. That.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
219
programmerhumor
denisde4ev
gc7rmwr
<|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>where tf did you download 105GB of ram<|eor|><|sor|>https://downloadmoreram.com/ of course<|eor|><|sor|>do I...dare to click any of those options?<|eor|><|sor|>You are `free()` to decide<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
185
programmerhumor
PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ
gc7nlw5
<|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>where tf did you download 105GB of ram<|eor|><|sor|>https://downloadmoreram.com/ of course<|eor|><|sor|>How the fuck did I get Rick rolled<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
175
programmerhumor
HookDragger
gc707in
<|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Programming is no fun if you don't get a segfault and a core dump<|eoopr|><|sor|>The more fun one is where you melt the processor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
161
programmerhumor
ABlindMoose
gc7dhxs
<|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>*Video Transcription:* --- (00:00) [*A man wearing a black shirt singing and playing Ievan Polkka on a drum that he is holding on his lap. White text saying "Malloc" over his shirt. White text saying "Memory: 10...
150
programmerhumor
aiij
gc7sbd6
<|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>When you write a malloc(), the *very* next thing to do is write a free().<|eor|><|sor|>``` while (1) foo = malloc (42); free(foo); ```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
142
programmerhumor
FlameOfIgnis
gc7dhoi
<|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>`malloc` *inside* the loop? please, for the love of Kernighan & Ritchie, do this before the loop if possible.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>If im not wrong, its better to do a single malloc for all the eleme...
127
programmerhumor
FlameOfIgnis
gc7b92a
<|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>You, my friend, missed a wonderful opportunity with that QR code<|eor|><|soopr|>Ah crap you are right, i wish i thought of changing it to rickroll<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
119
programmerhumor
0x3fff0000
gc7bd1u
<|sols|><|sot|>Everyone loves pointers, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/bjofqqt4h2z51<|eol|><|sor|>When you write a malloc(), the *very* next thing to do is write a free().<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
113
programmerhumor
polish_jerry
k0xa0a
<|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
39,916
programmerhumor
TDRichie
gdkqmd4
<|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,936
programmerhumor
Frptwenty
gdkvqq9
<|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|sor|>Reverse tunnel SSH from embedded device over mobile network from South America via an intermediate Amazon EC2 instance located in the US while you are in Europe. Aaah, _speed_.<|eor|><|eols|><|en...
1,399
programmerhumor
afiefh
gdl4j2u
<|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Got woken up at 3am during my last week at a job. Had to ssh into work servers, which are in the UK, to issue into a client server in china, which tunnels through what I could only describe a 56kbps modem connection to fix an i...
1,149
programmerhumor
Frptwenty
gdlc6zu
<|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|sor|>Reverse tunnel SSH from embedded device over mobile network from South America via an intermediate Amazon EC2 instance located in the US while you are in Europe. Aaah, _speed_.<|eor|><|sor|>tfw t...
428
programmerhumor
currentscurrents
gdlkpsv
<|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Got woken up at 3am during my last week at a job. Had to ssh into work servers, which are in the UK, to issue into a client server in china, which tunnels through what I could only describe a 56kbps modem connection to fix an i...
358
programmerhumor
what-a-funny-post
gdl3tvy
<|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|sor|>Reverse tunnel SSH from embedded device over mobile network from South America via an intermediate Amazon EC2 instance located in the US while you are in Europe. Aaah, _speed_.<|eor|><|sor|>Boy g...
297
programmerhumor
_marshall_44
gdkx6uy
<|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most frustrating when you are confident that you've typed the whole thing correctly and then that one letter somehow fucks up the whole thing !!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
241
programmerhumor
thirdegree
gdle326
<|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|sor|>Reverse tunnel SSH from embedded device over mobile network from South America via an intermediate Amazon EC2 instance located in the US while you are in Europe. Aaah, _speed_.<|eor|><|sor|>tfw t...
197
programmerhumor
Frptwenty
gdle8ro
<|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|sor|>Reverse tunnel SSH from embedded device over mobile network from South America via an intermediate Amazon EC2 instance located in the US while you are in Europe. Aaah, _speed_.<|eor|><|sor|>tfw t...
173
programmerhumor
matyklug
gdl44fj
<|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|sor|>Reverse tunnel SSH from embedded device over mobile network from South America via an intermediate Amazon EC2 instance located in the US while you are in Europe. Aaah, _speed_.<|eor|><|sor|>Boy g...
171
programmerhumor
Frptwenty
gdl3a3u
<|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Try mosh. Update: https://github.com/mobile-shell/mosh<|eor|><|sor|>Mosh ftw! Just be sure to clean up zombie sessions on a regular basis.<|eor|><|sor|> kill -shotgun --head <PID of zombie><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
164
programmerhumor
sluuuurp
gdlk8ob
<|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too god damn real<|eor|><|sor|>Serious question: who programs via SSH? Besides some pair programming situation, I don't see how this would be common.<|eor|><|sor|>People who are working from home and need high performance comp...
139
programmerhumor
yonatan8070
gdl5e8m
<|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The latest version of Visual Studio Code has a thing it can do where it adds the letters where it thinks they would half greyed out until they actually show up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
137
programmerhumor
polish_jerry
gdkqvbc
<|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Try mosh. Update: https://github.com/mobile-shell/mosh<|eor|><|soopr|>looks cool. I'll give it a try<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
122
programmerhumor
supereater14
gdkyvej
<|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Try mosh. Update: https://github.com/mobile-shell/mosh<|eor|><|sor|>Mosh ftw! Just be sure to clean up zombie sessions on a regular basis.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
109
programmerhumor
ToasterBotnet
gdldklv
<|sols|><|sot|>The lag is real<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4b18ug1wef161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*command line lagging* \^C\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C \^D\^D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
102
programmerhumor
CrushedPixl
a14wif
<|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
39,896
programmerhumor
Steffi128
eamy388
<|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>WHO WERE YOU, DENVERCODER9?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,804
programmerhumor
CanadianJesus
eamz16b
<|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>WHO WERE YOU, DENVERCODER9?<|eor|><|sor|>WHAT DID YOU SEE?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
900
programmerhumor
Pretend_Wolf
eamza6g
<|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why do programmers do that!?<|eor|><|sor|>Ah ok, figured it out.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
807
programmerhumor
jsu152
eamx1t1
<|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stackoverflow is a troll site to discourage new programmers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
585
programmerhumor
Snakelele_Juve
ean75cz
<|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Top 10 sadest anime moments 2018<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
550
programmerhumor
Pretend_Wolf
eamz8vz
<|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why do programmers do that!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
520
programmerhumor
negrocucklord
eamsv99
<|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is getting old<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
469
programmerhumor
Spiekie
eamxqjy
<|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I can't believe it's legal for you to use the light theme in the app<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
436
programmerhumor
Robot_Basilisk
eamylf1
<|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stackoverflow is a troll site to discourage new programmers.<|eor|><|sor|>This. Like 90% of what I find on there has top replies along the lines of, "you're dumb for asking this, go back to kindergarten".<|eor|><|eols|><|e...
339
programmerhumor
Macluawn
eamubim
<|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is getting old<|eor|><|sor|>nvm found the youth elixir<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
289
programmerhumor
_Lady_Deadpool_
eancoy1
<|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Top result is a thread on SO saying "closed, you can easily Google this"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
133