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programmerhumor
iramirezazul
ean2h7f
<|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I can't believe it's legal for you to use the light theme in the app<|eor|><|sor|>I set mine to follow day/night cycle. It's the best imo. Literally can't read the screen in dark mode while outside during the day. <|eor|><...
130
programmerhumor
Science_Smartass
ean78c1
<|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why do programmers do that!?<|eor|><|sor|>Ah ok, figured it out.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah me too, pretty simple really. *pushes glasses up nose*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
123
programmerhumor
GitCommandBot
ean4b6w
<|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stackoverflow is a troll site to discourage new programmers.<|eor|><|sor|>This. Like 90% of what I find on there has top replies along the lines of, "you're dumb for asking this, go back to kindergarten".<|eor|><|sor|>[del...
112
programmerhumor
thesilentsandwich
ean3dn3
<|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>WHO WERE YOU, DENVERCODER9?<|eor|><|sor|>I have this xkcd posted to my cubical to remind myself to not be **that** guy. Sharing is caring people. Exceptions to this rule are as follows: exes viral infections(*what'...
111
programmerhumor
kellasong
ean0e8e
<|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stackoverflow is a troll site to discourage new programmers.<|eor|><|sor|>On the other hand, I quickly got sick of StackOverflow questions that were obviously some schmuck trying to get the answers to his homework.<|eor|><...
106
programmerhumor
PooPooDooDoo
eanctoh
<|sols|><|sot|>Nvm I figured it out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7khgt29lp1121.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Top result is a thread on SO saying "closed, you can easily Google this"<|eor|><|sor|>Duplicate: <totally different question in a different programming language><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
104
programmerhumor
virtuoso43
un7vuz
<|sols|><|sot|>Hello guys I need help with a few questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7rbpfabj3uy81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
39,881
programmerhumor
minhaum_0x8
i868a6b
<|sols|><|sot|>Hello guys I need help with a few questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7rbpfabj3uy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C _hash_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,557
programmerhumor
AbvAvgJo3
i86chq1
<|sols|><|sot|>Hello guys I need help with a few questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7rbpfabj3uy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why are the options for 28 E, F or G?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,581
programmerhumor
iammerelyhere
i868f3h
<|sols|><|sot|>Hello guys I need help with a few questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7rbpfabj3uy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most of my experience is in backside<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,260
programmerhumor
AntyCo
i868u0w
<|sols|><|sot|>Hello guys I need help with a few questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7rbpfabj3uy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I spell SQL like: Es-Q-eL<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,846
programmerhumor
virtuoso43
i868jcw
<|sols|><|sot|>Hello guys I need help with a few questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7rbpfabj3uy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C _hash_<|eor|><|soopr|>C tic tac toe<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,211
programmerhumor
Tar_alcaran
i86iy3w
<|sols|><|sot|>Hello guys I need help with a few questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7rbpfabj3uy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why are the options for 28 E, F or G?<|eor|><|sor|>Because Word is hard, okay!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,036
programmerhumor
GetHautnah
i867hf0
<|sols|><|sot|>Hello guys I need help with a few questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7rbpfabj3uy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What the fuck is that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,412
programmerhumor
-technosapien-
i86cc81
<|sols|><|sot|>Hello guys I need help with a few questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7rbpfabj3uy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most of my experience is in backside<|eor|><|sor|>ah, that's what C pound is for<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,330
programmerhumor
WishOnSpaceHardware
i869inw
<|sols|><|sot|>Hello guys I need help with a few questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7rbpfabj3uy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C _hash_<|eor|><|soopr|>C tic tac toe<|eoopr|><|sor|>C *the bars on the window of my prison cell, from which, though I am long since released, I will never truly escape*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|...
1,783
programmerhumor
Snowball_from_Earth
i867rzw
<|sols|><|sot|>Hello guys I need help with a few questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7rbpfabj3uy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What does pronounciation have to do with anything<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,678
programmerhumor
frafdo11
i87421e
<|sols|><|sot|>Hello guys I need help with a few questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7rbpfabj3uy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why are the options for 28 E, F or G?<|eor|><|sor|>Because Word is hard, okay!<|eor|><|sor|>Word IS hard. That shit is actually annoying. Have you ever tried tabbing a certain line in a paragraph ...
1,339
programmerhumor
BG_Caecilius
i869cek
<|sols|><|sot|>Hello guys I need help with a few questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7rbpfabj3uy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I spell SQL like: Es-Q-eL<|eor|><|sor|>And you are right<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,227
programmerhumor
TeddyPerkins95
i869ckd
<|sols|><|sot|>Hello guys I need help with a few questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7rbpfabj3uy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What does pronounciation have to do with anything<|eor|><|sor|>It's like coding interview but even lame<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,010
programmerhumor
virtuoso43
i86a6wz
<|sols|><|sot|>Hello guys I need help with a few questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7rbpfabj3uy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What does pronounciation have to do with anything<|eor|><|sor|>It's like coding interview but even lame<|eor|><|soopr|>Wrong<|eoopr|><|sor|>So what is it then?<|eor|><|soopr|>It is the test that G...
770
programmerhumor
Aramor42
i86f4c0
<|sols|><|sot|>Hello guys I need help with a few questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7rbpfabj3uy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I spell SQL like: Es-Q-eL<|eor|><|sor|>And you are right<|eor|><|sor|>[The reference manual for MySQL also agrees (scroll to the bottom).](https://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/8.0/en/what-is-mysql.ht...
630
programmerhumor
UltimateFlyingSheep
i869i36
<|sols|><|sot|>Hello guys I need help with a few questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7rbpfabj3uy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SQL is pronounced "squirrel"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
605
programmerhumor
maercus
i869ebo
<|sols|><|sot|>Hello guys I need help with a few questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7rbpfabj3uy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C _hash_<|eor|><|sor|>C octothorpe, pronounced cocktothorpe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
602
programmerhumor
XinoVan
t507g8
<|sols|><|sot|>Whatever, dude.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yq7iani93zk81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
39,879
programmerhumor
billbo24
hz24kwn
<|sols|><|sot|>Whatever, dude.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yq7iani93zk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always wonder what else Turing might have accomplished had he not died so young. Brilliant guy and a novel thinker so who knows what sort of stuff he would have though up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,979
programmerhumor
draypresct
hz1q9zb
<|sols|><|sot|>Whatever, dude.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yq7iani93zk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Meanwhile, th[e Poles who first cracked Enigma and gave their solution and a working Enigma device to England](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-14141406): ![gif](giphy|gfsQffBnuc6e096brx)<|eor|><|eols|><|en...
672
programmerhumor
Rikudou_Sage
hz2dpud
<|sols|><|sot|>Whatever, dude.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yq7iani93zk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always wonder what else Turing might have accomplished had he not died so young. Brilliant guy and a novel thinker so who knows what sort of stuff he would have though up.<|eor|><|sor|>At least more non it people would know hi...
560
programmerhumor
weneedtogodanker
hz21he5
<|sols|><|sot|>Whatever, dude.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yq7iani93zk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just because of ppl like 'uk gov' a lot of us need to suffer every day - to be honest I don't care about believes, sexual preferences or skin color. Only thing I care is how you write isEven function.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex...
434
programmerhumor
NorthernBlackBear
hz2fsce
<|sols|><|sot|>Whatever, dude.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yq7iani93zk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always wonder what else Turing might have accomplished had he not died so young. Brilliant guy and a novel thinker so who knows what sort of stuff he would have though up.<|eor|><|sor|>At least more non it people would know hi...
377
programmerhumor
blue_strat
hz2qblr
<|sols|><|sot|>Whatever, dude.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yq7iani93zk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Meanwhile, th[e Poles who first cracked Enigma and gave their solution and a working Enigma device to England](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-14141406): ![gif](giphy|gfsQffBnuc6e096brx)<|eor|><|sor|>Enigm...
339
programmerhumor
MultiversalCrow
hz1se00
<|sols|><|sot|>Whatever, dude.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yq7iani93zk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot that Turing also wrote the first "isEven" function. Please see community rules, which states: "Every submission must either be about functions used to determine if a given number is even, or at least mention it in ...
221
programmerhumor
TheNobleWolf4216
hz2gmnz
<|sols|><|sot|>Whatever, dude.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yq7iani93zk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always wonder what else Turing might have accomplished had he not died so young. Brilliant guy and a novel thinker so who knows what sort of stuff he would have though up.<|eor|><|sor|>At least more non it people would know hi...
192
programmerhumor
I_am_not_doing_this
hz2j60t
<|sols|><|sot|>Whatever, dude.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yq7iani93zk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always wonder what else Turing might have accomplished had he not died so young. Brilliant guy and a novel thinker so who knows what sort of stuff he would have though up.<|eor|><|sor|>At least more non it people would know hi...
155
programmerhumor
Fun_Childhood_6261
hz20os0
<|sols|><|sot|>Whatever, dude.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yq7iani93zk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot that Turing also wrote the first "isEven" function. Please see community rules, which states: "Every submission must either be about functions used to determine if a given number is even, or at least mention it in ...
151
programmerhumor
JustZisGuy
hz2ux9c
<|sols|><|sot|>Whatever, dude.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yq7iani93zk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always wonder what else Turing might have accomplished had he not died so young. Brilliant guy and a novel thinker so who knows what sort of stuff he would have though up.<|eor|><|sor|>>died Was killed; essentially murdered. ...
145
programmerhumor
SupraMichou
hz2evoy
<|sols|><|sot|>Whatever, dude.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yq7iani93zk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just because of ppl like 'uk gov' a lot of us need to suffer every day - to be honest I don't care about believes, sexual preferences or skin color. Only thing I care is how you write isEven function.<|eor|><|sor|>Def isEven(...
128
programmerhumor
draypresct
hz2sm0e
<|sols|><|sot|>Whatever, dude.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yq7iani93zk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Meanwhile, th[e Poles who first cracked Enigma and gave their solution and a working Enigma device to England](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-14141406): ![gif](giphy|gfsQffBnuc6e096brx)<|eor|><|sor|>Enigm...
119
programmerhumor
Demonox01
hz2i8m4
<|sols|><|sot|>Whatever, dude.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yq7iani93zk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always wonder what else Turing might have accomplished had he not died so young. Brilliant guy and a novel thinker so who knows what sort of stuff he would have though up.<|eor|><|sor|>At least more non it people would know hi...
112
programmerhumor
MintyMissterious
hz37f9x
<|sols|><|sot|>Whatever, dude.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yq7iani93zk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always wonder what else Turing might have accomplished had he not died so young. Brilliant guy and a novel thinker so who knows what sort of stuff he would have though up.<|eor|><|sor|>>died Was killed; essentially murdered. ...
95
programmerhumor
Bee-Aromatic
hz2j07v
<|sols|><|sot|>Whatever, dude.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yq7iani93zk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Id wager that we could do a lot to solve global warming just by not wasting so much energy on worrying about whether a person touched the junk of another person who has similar junk.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
91
programmerhumor
DogfishDave
hz2cpvv
<|sols|><|sot|>Whatever, dude.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yq7iani93zk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He didn't crack the Enigma code, he developed systems for processing and decoding messages at speed and built on the work of the Poles. He did discover a variation in U-Boat enigma machines and detail that, but it's hard to at...
90
programmerhumor
VirtualRelic
hz33m8o
<|sols|><|sot|>Whatever, dude.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yq7iani93zk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always wonder what else Turing might have accomplished had he not died so young. Brilliant guy and a novel thinker so who knows what sort of stuff he would have though up.<|eor|><|sor|>At least more non it people would know hi...
77
programmerhumor
Antonireykern
tpgbj3
<|sols|><|sot|>Multithreading<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/sq36mp7u8wp81<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
39,798
programmerhumor
Reign_AS
i2arvbq
<|sols|><|sot|>Multithreading<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/sq36mp7u8wp81<|eol|><|sor|>How could you post a video of a band without sounds?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,866
programmerhumor
Antonireykern
i2auax1
<|sols|><|sot|>Multithreading<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/sq36mp7u8wp81<|eol|><|sor|>How could you post a video of a band without sounds?<|eor|><|soopr|>Have the vid with audio: https://imgur.com/a/evNez8e Sub only allows GIF posts, it ate the audio<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
804
programmerhumor
JBYTuna
i2aszx5
<|sols|><|sot|>Multithreading<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/sq36mp7u8wp81<|eol|><|sor|>Looks more like multislacking.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
778
programmerhumor
blahblahwhateveryeet
i2as1ds
<|sols|><|sot|>Multithreading<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/sq36mp7u8wp81<|eol|><|sor|>How could you post a video of a band without sounds?<|eor|><|sor|>Yea I was really curious about what CPU0's instrument sounded like<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
771
programmerhumor
Antonireykern
i2b3sfb
<|sols|><|sot|>Multithreading<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/sq36mp7u8wp81<|eol|><|sor|>At my workplace these are the senior VP, VP, product manager, marketing director, project manager, and the guy working is the developer<|eor|><|soopr|>[You asked?](https://imgur.com/a/9SyQC6f)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
609
programmerhumor
_unsureaboutall_
i2aqun5
<|sols|><|sot|>Multithreading<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/sq36mp7u8wp81<|eol|><|sor|>At my workplace these are the senior VP, VP, product manager, marketing director, project manager, and the guy working is the developer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
597
programmerhumor
punkindle
i2b41e8
<|sols|><|sot|>Multithreading<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/sq36mp7u8wp81<|eol|><|sor|>Looks more like multislacking.<|eor|><|sor|>When they advertise CPUs, they are like... this bad boy can multi-thread up to 100 Ghz, with 128 threads, zoom!! Me - what if a program is only using 1 thread? Advertiser - (laughs nervo...
501
programmerhumor
Honigbrottr
i2aojpu
<|sols|><|sot|>Multithreading<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/sq36mp7u8wp81<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>In python the other cores would be out eating.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
293
programmerhumor
cyber_blob
i2atinv
<|sols|><|sot|>Multithreading<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/sq36mp7u8wp81<|eol|><|sor|>Why is the GPU one guy here? Should be a fricking army<|eor|><|sor|>iGPU mate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
283
programmerhumor
wtmh
i2b64ey
<|sols|><|sot|>Multithreading<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/sq36mp7u8wp81<|eol|><|sor|>At my workplace these are the senior VP, VP, product manager, marketing director, project manager, and the guy working is the developer<|eor|><|soopr|>[You asked?](https://imgur.com/a/9SyQC6f)<|eoopr|><|sor|>*"Must. Not. Post. To....
219
programmerhumor
Reign_AS
i2ass8t
<|sols|><|sot|>Multithreading<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/sq36mp7u8wp81<|eol|><|sor|>How could you post a video of a band without sounds?<|eor|><|sor|>Yea I was really curious about what CPU0's instrument sounded like<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sure it was angelic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
179
programmerhumor
mrdeadsniper
i2b82n8
<|sols|><|sot|>Multithreading<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/sq36mp7u8wp81<|eol|><|sor|>Looks more like multislacking.<|eor|><|sor|>When they advertise CPUs, they are like... this bad boy can multi-thread up to 100 Ghz, with 128 threads, zoom!! Me - what if a program is only using 1 thread? Advertiser - (laughs nervo...
177
programmerhumor
WrongSirWrong
i2axrhk
<|sols|><|sot|>Multithreading<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/sq36mp7u8wp81<|eol|><|sor|>Why is the GPU one guy here? Should be a fricking army<|eor|><|sor|>iGPU mate.<|eor|><|sor|>GPUaaS (GPU as a Service)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
163
programmerhumor
R04drunn3r79
i2av272
<|sols|><|sot|>Multithreading<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/sq36mp7u8wp81<|eol|><|sor|>Temperature: CPU0, "75c!" CPU1 to 5, "chilly in here." GPU, "I'm cold!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
149
programmerhumor
rydoca
i2bibjb
<|sols|><|sot|>Multithreading<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/sq36mp7u8wp81<|eol|><|sor|>Looks more like multislacking.<|eor|><|sor|>When they advertise CPUs, they are like... this bad boy can multi-thread up to 100 Ghz, with 128 threads, zoom!! Me - what if a program is only using 1 thread? Advertiser - (laughs nervo...
135
programmerhumor
Burpmeister
i2b0jyp
<|sols|><|sot|>Multithreading<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/sq36mp7u8wp81<|eol|><|sor|>How could you post a video of a band without sounds?<|eor|><|soopr|>Have the vid with audio: https://imgur.com/a/evNez8e Sub only allows GIF posts, it ate the audio<|eoopr|><|sor|>This is the best thing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
124
programmerhumor
ColaEuphoria
i2aqt0u
<|sols|><|sot|>Multithreading<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/sq36mp7u8wp81<|eol|><|sor|>This is basically how anything using OpenGL works.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
98
programmerhumor
BMJ
6f8ory
<|sols|><|sot|>Launch a 90dB volume slider over 300 metres<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/PassionateOddballBlueandgoldmackaw<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
39,779
programmerhumor
AlakhulAkbar
digaq08
<|sols|><|sot|>Launch a 90dB volume slider over 300 metres<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/PassionateOddballBlueandgoldmackaw<|eol|><|sor|>This is incredible. Best one I've seen yet<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,892
programmerhumor
BMJ
dig9kdf
<|sols|><|sot|>Launch a 90dB volume slider over 300 metres<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/PassionateOddballBlueandgoldmackaw<|eol|><|soopr|>Here's the working "product": https://jsfiddle.net/w1mvkjjj/<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,875
programmerhumor
BMJ
dignvrd
<|sols|><|sot|>Launch a 90dB volume slider over 300 metres<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/PassionateOddballBlueandgoldmackaw<|eol|><|sor|>This is incredible. Best one I've seen yet<|eor|><|sor|>It's perfect because it's just a tiny bit realistic.<|eor|><|sor|>It's perfect because it's just a tiny ballistic.<|eor|><|so...
1,854
programmerhumor
Ghede
digi4q4
<|sols|><|sot|>Launch a 90dB volume slider over 300 metres<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/PassionateOddballBlueandgoldmackaw<|eol|><|soopr|>Here's the working "product": https://jsfiddle.net/w1mvkjjj/<|eoopr|><|sor|>It's hard to control precisely, but it actually feels decent to use!<|eor|><|sor|>Usable enough to be a...
1,828
programmerhumor
_CrispyBacon_
diggxuf
<|sols|><|sot|>Launch a 90dB volume slider over 300 metres<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/PassionateOddballBlueandgoldmackaw<|eol|><|sor|>This actually seems like a decent novelty control, something I would expect to find when playing a game like Angry Birds. Nice one OP.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,666
programmerhumor
Dubstyles
digmeg3
<|sols|><|sot|>Launch a 90dB volume slider over 300 metres<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/PassionateOddballBlueandgoldmackaw<|eol|><|sor|>This is incredible. Best one I've seen yet<|eor|><|sor|>It's perfect because it's just a tiny bit realistic.<|eor|><|sor|>It's perfect because it's just a tiny ballistic.<|eor|><|eo...
1,522
programmerhumor
boydskywalker
digbx36
<|sols|><|sot|>Launch a 90dB volume slider over 300 metres<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/PassionateOddballBlueandgoldmackaw<|eol|><|soopr|>Here's the working "product": https://jsfiddle.net/w1mvkjjj/<|eoopr|><|sor|>It's hard to control precisely, but it actually feels decent to use!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,492
programmerhumor
BMJ
digcsbc
<|sols|><|sot|>Launch a 90dB volume slider over 300 metres<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/PassionateOddballBlueandgoldmackaw<|eol|><|sor|>That good sir is not a trebuchet. <|eor|><|soopr|>It's trying its very best.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
815
programmerhumor
masterwit
digt9tl
<|sols|><|sot|>Launch a 90dB volume slider over 300 metres<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/PassionateOddballBlueandgoldmackaw<|eol|><|soopr|>Here's the working "product": https://jsfiddle.net/w1mvkjjj/<|eoopr|><|sor|>It's hard to control precisely, but it actually feels decent to use!<|eor|><|sor|>Usable enough to be a...
593
programmerhumor
kenneito
digmj4s
<|sols|><|sot|>Launch a 90dB volume slider over 300 metres<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/PassionateOddballBlueandgoldmackaw<|eol|><|sor|>This actually seems like a decent novelty control, something I would expect to find when playing a game like Angry Birds. Nice one OP.<|eor|><|sor|>Can be YouTube's April's Fools<|e...
464
programmerhumor
BMJ
dighn0b
<|sols|><|sot|>Launch a 90dB volume slider over 300 metres<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/PassionateOddballBlueandgoldmackaw<|eol|><|soopr|>Here's the working "product": https://jsfiddle.net/w1mvkjjj/<|eoopr|><|sor|>This is awesome. Licensing? I want to squish it into my next ionic project and see if people get that i...
384
programmerhumor
joeone1
digm6cu
<|sols|><|sot|>Launch a 90dB volume slider over 300 metres<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/PassionateOddballBlueandgoldmackaw<|eol|><|soopr|>Here's the working "product": https://jsfiddle.net/w1mvkjjj/<|eoopr|><|sor|>It's hard to control precisely, but it actually feels decent to use!<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor...
328
programmerhumor
AkirIkasu
digdsgv
<|sols|><|sot|>Launch a 90dB volume slider over 300 metres<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/PassionateOddballBlueandgoldmackaw<|eol|><|sor|>That's not fair, this one is actually useful. Actually, I kind of wish that this became the new standard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
294
programmerhumor
ptgkbgte
digocqf
<|sols|><|sot|>Launch a 90dB volume slider over 300 metres<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/PassionateOddballBlueandgoldmackaw<|eol|><|sor|>This actually seems like a decent novelty control, something I would expect to find when playing a game like Angry Birds. Nice one OP.<|eor|><|sor|>Can be YouTube's April's Fools<|e...
292
programmerhumor
Avamander
digkcgk
<|sols|><|sot|>Launch a 90dB volume slider over 300 metres<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/PassionateOddballBlueandgoldmackaw<|eol|><|soopr|>Here's the working "product": https://jsfiddle.net/w1mvkjjj/<|eoopr|><|sor|>This is awesome. Licensing? I want to squish it into my next ionic project and see if people get that i...
266
programmerhumor
BMJ
digctv4
<|sols|><|sot|>Launch a 90dB volume slider over 300 metres<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/PassionateOddballBlueandgoldmackaw<|eol|><|sor|>300px<|eor|><|soopr|>Technically 200px but the 300 metres depends on your pixel density.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
220
programmerhumor
ManFaultGentle
vnw01w
<|sols|><|sot|>When dev doesn't get paid.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pp6g720uvn891.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
39,690
programmerhumor
snsnjsjajsvshsb383
iea1x1w
<|sols|><|sot|>When dev doesn't get paid.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pp6g720uvn891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guys its still like that. http://shenoaclinic.com/ Edit: it has changed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,650
programmerhumor
codenamejeff
ie9qjzj
<|sols|><|sot|>When dev doesn't get paid.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pp6g720uvn891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even worse, it's HTTP(non S)-only.<|eor|><|sor|>Tbh, these glorified wordpress designers should stop calling themselves web developers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,544
programmerhumor
dthusian
ie9mjs1
<|sols|><|sot|>When dev doesn't get paid.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pp6g720uvn891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even worse, it's HTTP(non S)-only.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,197
programmerhumor
nolitos
ieab6qt
<|sols|><|sot|>When dev doesn't get paid.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pp6g720uvn891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guys its still like that. http://shenoaclinic.com/ Edit: it has changed<|eor|><|sor|>It doesn't look like it's ever been functional: [https://web.archive.org/web/20211224061827/http://shenoaclinic.com/](https://we...
1,416
programmerhumor
Professional-Class69
ieaerkr
<|sols|><|sot|>When dev doesn't get paid.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pp6g720uvn891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guys its still like that. http://shenoaclinic.com/ Edit: it has changed<|eor|><|sor|>It doesn't look like it's ever been functional: [https://web.archive.org/web/20211224061827/http://shenoaclinic.com/](https://we...
1,196
programmerhumor
pxp121kr
iea37vp
<|sols|><|sot|>When dev doesn't get paid.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pp6g720uvn891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even worse, it's HTTP(non S)-only.<|eor|><|sor|>Tbh, these glorified wordpress designers should stop calling themselves web developers<|eor|><|sor|>You mean the marketing team who installed 52 WordPress plugin? "why...
1,104
programmerhumor
Cuddlyaxe
ieanjjn
<|sols|><|sot|>When dev doesn't get paid.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pp6g720uvn891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guys its still like that. http://shenoaclinic.com/ Edit: it has changed<|eor|><|sor|>It doesn't look like it's ever been functional: [https://web.archive.org/web/20211224061827/http://shenoaclinic.com/](https://we...
1,065
programmerhumor
silverbaeck
iea3s2n
<|sols|><|sot|>When dev doesn't get paid.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pp6g720uvn891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Smells like elitism in this comment thread. It's a fucking brochure-style site showcasing their services. No client data is being passed and there's no need for anything advanced. With that in mind, nothing wrong w...
750
programmerhumor
Macborgaddict
iea2mbh
<|sols|><|sot|>When dev doesn't get paid.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pp6g720uvn891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guys its still like that. http://shenoaclinic.com/ Edit: it has changed<|eor|><|sor|>yeah, same here, just HAD to see for myself. bwahahaha<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
723
programmerhumor
MilkLlz
ie9q0g6
<|sols|><|sot|>When dev doesn't get paid.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pp6g720uvn891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Kudos to the developer for at least picking the right font color.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
625
programmerhumor
halfanothersdozen
ie9q7uf
<|sols|><|sot|>When dev doesn't get paid.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pp6g720uvn891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Update your certs, people!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
616
programmerhumor
micka190
iea93x6
<|sols|><|sot|>When dev doesn't get paid.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pp6g720uvn891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even worse, it's HTTP(non S)-only.<|eor|><|sor|>Tbh, these glorified wordpress designers should stop calling themselves web developers<|eor|><|sor|>You mean the marketing team who installed 52 WordPress plugin? "why...
468
programmerhumor
Thirstin_Hurston
ieai640
<|sols|><|sot|>When dev doesn't get paid.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pp6g720uvn891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guys its still like that. http://shenoaclinic.com/ Edit: it has changed<|eor|><|sor|>It doesn't look like it's ever been functional: [https://web.archive.org/web/20211224061827/http://shenoaclinic.com/](https://we...
442
programmerhumor
tmk0813
ie9t65o
<|sols|><|sot|>When dev doesn't get paid.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pp6g720uvn891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Developer? You mean he clicked install on the Astra Theme and put some images and text in a WYSIWYG editor? I am confusion.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
379
programmerhumor
Emotional_Sir_65110
ie9ul66
<|sols|><|sot|>When dev doesn't get paid.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pp6g720uvn891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Update your certs, people!<|eor|><|sor|>https://letsencrypt.org/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
341
programmerhumor
Faithful_Moryn
iea1dxc
<|sols|><|sot|>When dev doesn't get paid.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pp6g720uvn891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just came here for the hateful comments about WP. I'm a React dev and that damned site is the hardest thing I've ever used. Good on them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
304
programmerhumor
Bugbread
ieafsw0
<|sols|><|sot|>When dev doesn't get paid.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pp6g720uvn891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guys its still like that. http://shenoaclinic.com/ Edit: it has changed<|eor|><|sor|>It doesn't look like it's ever been functional: [https://web.archive.org/web/20211224061827/http://shenoaclinic.com/](https://we...
271
programmerhumor
Skateboard_Raptor
ieah032
<|sols|><|sot|>When dev doesn't get paid.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pp6g720uvn891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guys its still like that. http://shenoaclinic.com/ Edit: it has changed<|eor|><|sor|>It doesn't look like it's ever been functional: [https://web.archive.org/web/20211224061827/http://shenoaclinic.com/](https://we...
269
programmerhumor
Willielilja
8ec1ae
<|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
39,675
programmerhumor
superking2
dxu2npu
<|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you ask your Southern rapper friend what that unmoving black thing is Ey, its a static void Main()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,221
programmerhumor
Luapix
dxu32no
<|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>An actual original joke? In *my* r/ProgrammerHumor? ... That's incredible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,050