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programmerhumor | southern_dreams | dxud4ae | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you ask your Southern rapper friend what that unmoving black thing is
Ey, its a static void Main()<|eor|><|sor|>try: me
catch: aCase<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 838 |
programmerhumor | ZombieShellback | dxu1il6 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>*groan*
Is this r/dadprogrammingjokes ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 665 |
programmerhumor | Mark2022 | dxuak8z | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>An actual original joke? In *my* r/ProgrammerHumor? ... That's incredible.<|eor|><|sor|>>An actual original joke? In *my* r/ProgrammerHumor?
It's more likely than you'd think.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 390 |
programmerhumor | Sven_the_mediocre | dxu91gg | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>/r/ProgrammerHumour<|eor|><|sor|>r/lostredditors
Edit: false alarm, I have been wooshed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 342 |
programmerhumor | stricgoogle | dxu5blm | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>^^^^idungetit<|eor|><|sor|>Unmoving black thing is static void, and british people end sentences with init<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 325 |
programmerhumor | cwearly1 | dxuakjd | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you ask your Southern rapper friend what that unmoving black thing is
Ey, its a static void Main()<|eor|><|sor|>Explain. Plz<|eor|><|sor|>Main = man<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 281 |
programmerhumor | tlowe000 | dxuaetn | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>/r/ProgrammerHumour<|eor|><|sor|>r/lostredditors
Edit: false alarm, I have been wooshed<|eor|><|sor|>Nope. Root comment has British spelling of humour, since this joke is clearly about chavvy brit's accent.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 251 |
programmerhumor | Shadowfury22 | dxu4rf3 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>^^^^idungetit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | Atomic_potato7 | dxu8ofd | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>*groan*
Is this r/dadprogrammingjokes ?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>First reaction: yes
Second reaction: I see I'm already subscribed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | saulmessedupman | dxujxtz | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>`import math as maths`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | SmitefulAres | dxub3b8 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>An actual original joke? In *my* r/ProgrammerHumor? ... That's incredible.<|eor|><|sor|>>An actual original joke? In *my* r/ProgrammerHumor?
It's more likely than you'd think.<|eor|><|sor|>I figure its quite unlikely as true programmers dont bother to try and fix bugs but just copy and paste error codes into google and click the first stack overflow and copy code then edit it to work under their project<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | ReflectiveTeaTowel | dxuf0ap | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you ask your Southern rapper friend what that unmoving black thing is
Ey, its a static void Main()<|eor|><|sor|>try: me
catch: aCase<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|># try: me
# catch: aCase
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | BesottedScot | dxu8nci | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>^^^^idungetit<|eor|><|sor|>Unmoving black thing is static void, and british people end sentences with init<|eor|><|sor|>*English<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmerhumor | waitingforcracks | dxuagoq | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you ask your Southern rapper friend what that unmoving black thing is
Ey, its a static void Main()<|eor|><|sor|>Explain. Plz<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | blankettripod32_v2 | 10g6l9c | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,646 |
programmerhumor | NichtTanteturner | j51a26g | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A friend of mine approached me and said he had this crazy good idea It was an app where you can see the nearest gas station. Apparently he didnt know you could just search for a gas station on Google maps<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,084 |
programmerhumor | darkest_force | j51fds7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A friend of mine approached me and said he had this crazy good idea It was an app where you can see the nearest gas station. Apparently he didnt know you could just search for a gas station on Google maps<|eor|><|sor|>This sounds like an app that would be super popular in 2012. iGas.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,208 |
programmerhumor | zacmorita | j519fhj | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Chef: I got an app idea.
The app idea: Locate restaurants that sell ratatouille.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,956 |
programmerhumor | Reddit-username_here | j514ubn | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"You do the hard work and i'll take care of the business side. Oh and you'll also get 2% of the company!"<|eor|><|sor|>this is so apt lmao<|eor|><|sor|> sudo apt install lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,249 |
programmerhumor | cheeb_miester | j519hlv | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ugh my neighbor did this to me recently
and then went on to describe a very simple inventory management system
I asked if he had considered using a google sheet to track his inventory<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,208 |
programmerhumor | Drew707 | j51u2gv | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A friend of mine approached me and said he had this crazy good idea It was an app where you can see the nearest gas station. Apparently he didnt know you could just search for a gas station on Google maps<|eor|><|sor|>This sounds like an app that would be super popular in 2012. iGas.<|eor|><|sor|>GasBuddy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,200 |
programmerhumor | Wotg33k | j51caq8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mfr can't even put the effort into the keyboard to type the idea. Has to set up a zoom call like a proper product manager. This guy gets it. You should do his idea.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,819 |
programmerhumor | jasonrulesudont | j51so81 | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Dear God youre giving me flashbacks.<|eor|><|sor|>do tell or can you not?<|eor|><|sor|>It happened in 2016. It was one of my final days in the Air Force. I had already finished my CS degree and was looking forward to start my civilian career in software development. I was fucking around with Java on my MacBook Pro in the base community center when a guy asked what I was doing. He saw I had a Mac and asked me if I had heard the latest new announcement from Apple (I had not and did not care). He asked what I was doing and I told him I was trying to get a career in development. He asks if I know anything about app development so I pull up xCode and showed him a basic iOS app I had published. He then goes on to ask me a few questions about how I made the app.
He goes on to say that he was asking all these questions because he was secretly interviewing me. He said he had an idea that was going to make tons of money. He couldnt tell me what the idea was because he needed to get an NDA drafted up. He wanted me to build his app. He also said he couldnt pay me, at least not yet. I explained to him that I was separating from the military and needed to get a job that would actually support my family. The guy was a bit of a nut job that clearly worshipped Steve Jobs and wanted to be just like him. He was obsessed with Apple products and knew everything about them and their features.
I took his information and texted him later. He sent me back this extremely long wall of text with some religious nonsense with a bible quote. I never responded and never heard from him again.
Unsurprisingly when I searched for him on the internet I couldnt find a trace of him, except for a sparsely used Twitter account that ranted about liberals. So I guess his idea didnt work out. Glad I opted to get an actual job with pay and benefits and stuff.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,663 |
programmerhumor | jasonrulesudont | j51k8yo | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Dear God youre giving me flashbacks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,513 |
programmerhumor | Hemicore | j51hnxa | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>my mom does this to me every day, always coming up with ideas for an app that would take like the entire of google's resources to create<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,444 |
programmerhumor | noornee | j513sm9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"You do the hard work and i'll take care of the business side. Oh and you'll also get 2% of the company!"<|eor|><|sor|>this is so apt lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,402 |
programmerhumor | blankettripod32_v2 | j51gimn | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mfr can't even put the effort into the keyboard to type the idea. Has to set up a zoom call like a proper product manager. This guy gets it. You should do his idea.<|eor|><|soopr|>The worst part is, it was a 2 sentence idea.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,262 |
programmerhumor | JeffRyan1 | j5227uw | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>my mom does this to me every day, always coming up with ideas for an app that would take like the entire of google's resources to create<|eor|><|sor|>"Just simulate the ocean so I know when and where the good waves will be three weeks from now."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,239 |
programmerhumor | rallyspt08 | j523ers | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Dear God youre giving me flashbacks.<|eor|><|sor|>do tell or can you not?<|eor|><|sor|>It happened in 2016. It was one of my final days in the Air Force. I had already finished my CS degree and was looking forward to start my civilian career in software development. I was fucking around with Java on my MacBook Pro in the base community center when a guy asked what I was doing. He saw I had a Mac and asked me if I had heard the latest new announcement from Apple (I had not and did not care). He asked what I was doing and I told him I was trying to get a career in development. He asks if I know anything about app development so I pull up xCode and showed him a basic iOS app I had published. He then goes on to ask me a few questions about how I made the app.
He goes on to say that he was asking all these questions because he was secretly interviewing me. He said he had an idea that was going to make tons of money. He couldnt tell me what the idea was because he needed to get an NDA drafted up. He wanted me to build his app. He also said he couldnt pay me, at least not yet. I explained to him that I was separating from the military and needed to get a job that would actually support my family. The guy was a bit of a nut job that clearly worshipped Steve Jobs and wanted to be just like him. He was obsessed with Apple products and knew everything about them and their features.
I took his information and texted him later. He sent me back this extremely long wall of text with some religious nonsense with a bible quote. I never responded and never heard from him again.
Unsurprisingly when I searched for him on the internet I couldnt find a trace of him, except for a sparsely used Twitter account that ranted about liberals. So I guess his idea didnt work out. Glad I opted to get an actual job with pay and benefits and stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>"I'm secretly interviewing you"
Code for "I'm trying to figure out if i can take advantage of you"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,213 |
programmerhumor | foggy-sunrise | j52558b | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A friend of mine approached me and said he had this crazy good idea It was an app where you can see the nearest gas station. Apparently he didnt know you could just search for a gas station on Google maps<|eor|><|sor|>This sounds like an app that would be super popular in 2012. iGas.<|eor|><|sor|>GasBuddy<|eor|><|sor|>Yo GasBuddy is still relevant.
I used GasBuddy this summer.to calculate a cheapest 10 hr drive route when gas was 7000 dollars<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,087 |
programmerhumor | Hobbamoc | j51b5vo | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ugh my neighbor did this to me recently
and then went on to describe a very simple inventory management system
I asked if he had considered using a google sheet to track his inventory<|eor|><|sor|>Or using google to find any of the million fully fledged products out there for exactly that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,019 |
programmerhumor | NotJuniorBridgeman | j51lhzw | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mfr can't even put the effort into the keyboard to type the idea. Has to set up a zoom call like a proper product manager. This guy gets it. You should do his idea.<|eor|><|soopr|>The worst part is, it was a 2 sentence idea.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Facebook, but like better. Man.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 864 |
programmerhumor | blankettripod32_v2 | j51pme2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mfr can't even put the effort into the keyboard to type the idea. Has to set up a zoom call like a proper product manager. This guy gets it. You should do his idea.<|eor|><|soopr|>The worst part is, it was a 2 sentence idea.<|eoopr|><|sor|>What was it?<|eor|><|soopr|>"I was in the shower and I was thinking of this inspirational quote, so I thought we could make an app that you put in the things you've done and you get a tally mark. Then we can put an add banner at the bottom"
That is a direct quote<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 860 |
programmerhumor | Xevitz | 872kzi | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,541 |
programmerhumor | teetaps | dw9peop | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to just not sleep until it's completely bug free. I've been up for 17 days.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,514 |
programmerhumor | Tbre1026 | dw9pwzk | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to just not sleep until it's completely bug free. I've been up for 17 days.<|eor|><|sor|>After the 10th day how can you tell the difference between bugs and what it's supposed to do? Hell, if I was up that long I'd probably sit in my sink and go to work typing up code on the shower curtain using my trusty washcloth keyboard and hand soap mouse.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 990 |
programmerhumor | DarowskiKacper | dw9p6dd | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Literally every night for me when I code <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 780 |
programmerhumor | deukhoofd | dw9rphu | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly this is the reason I'm not allowed by myself to do any programming after 8pm <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 738 |
programmerhumor | Cocomorph | dw9ron7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to just not sleep until it's completely bug free. I've been up for 17 days.<|eor|><|sor|>After the 10th day how can you tell the difference between bugs and what it's supposed to do? Hell, if I was up that long I'd probably sit in my sink and go to work typing up code on the shower curtain using my trusty washcloth keyboard and hand soap mouse.<|eor|><|sor|>If you're rubber duck debugging and it asks you if you'd like to go back to its place, it's time to go to bed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 663 |
programmerhumor | ReluctantlyTenacious | dw9y2mu | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Literally every night for me when I code <|eor|><|sor|>Dude im starting to debug in my dreams now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
programmerhumor | fuckswithducks | dwa0koo | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to just not sleep until it's completely bug free. I've been up for 17 days.<|eor|><|sor|>After the 10th day how can you tell the difference between bugs and what it's supposed to do? Hell, if I was up that long I'd probably sit in my sink and go to work typing up code on the shower curtain using my trusty washcloth keyboard and hand soap mouse.<|eor|><|sor|>If you're rubber duck debugging and it asks you if you'd like to go back to its place, it's time to go to bed.<|eor|><|sor|>> it's time to go to bed
With the rubber duck?<|eor|><|sor|>Thats how /u/fuckswithducks would do it.<|eor|><|sor|>https://i.imgur.com/zTSRcLv.gifv<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 351 |
programmerhumor | oshaboy | dw9s633 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Write it down and put it in your bag. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
programmerhumor | fuckswithducks | dwa2cjf | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to just not sleep until it's completely bug free. I've been up for 17 days.<|eor|><|sor|>After the 10th day how can you tell the difference between bugs and what it's supposed to do? Hell, if I was up that long I'd probably sit in my sink and go to work typing up code on the shower curtain using my trusty washcloth keyboard and hand soap mouse.<|eor|><|sor|>If you're rubber duck debugging and it asks you if you'd like to go back to its place, it's time to go to bed.<|eor|><|sor|>> it's time to go to bed
With the rubber duck?<|eor|><|sor|>Thats how /u/fuckswithducks would do it.<|eor|><|sor|>https://i.imgur.com/zTSRcLv.gifv<|eor|><|sor|>You are a perfect human being. Is this the only time you've been summoned on this subreddit?<|eor|><|sor|>https://i.imgur.com/xxKvukf.gifv<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
programmerhumor | DarowskiKacper | dw9y5dl | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Literally every night for me when I code <|eor|><|sor|>Dude im starting to debug in my dreams now<|eor|><|sor|> A few times I was able to see my code in my dreams and continue thinking of a solution whilst asleep. As always with dreams of course I forgot everything as soon as I woke up. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 235 |
programmerhumor | notamexicanpotato | dwa047a | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to just not sleep until it's completely bug free. I've been up for 17 days.<|eor|><|sor|>After the 10th day how can you tell the difference between bugs and what it's supposed to do? Hell, if I was up that long I'd probably sit in my sink and go to work typing up code on the shower curtain using my trusty washcloth keyboard and hand soap mouse.<|eor|><|sor|>If you're rubber duck debugging and it asks you if you'd like to go back to its place, it's time to go to bed.<|eor|><|sor|>> it's time to go to bed
With the rubber duck?<|eor|><|sor|>Thats how /u/fuckswithducks would do it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 228 |
programmerhumor | _i_am_root | dwa1hle | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to just not sleep until it's completely bug free. I've been up for 17 days.<|eor|><|sor|>After the 10th day how can you tell the difference between bugs and what it's supposed to do? Hell, if I was up that long I'd probably sit in my sink and go to work typing up code on the shower curtain using my trusty washcloth keyboard and hand soap mouse.<|eor|><|sor|>If you're rubber duck debugging and it asks you if you'd like to go back to its place, it's time to go to bed.<|eor|><|sor|>> it's time to go to bed
With the rubber duck?<|eor|><|sor|>Thats how /u/fuckswithducks would do it.<|eor|><|sor|>https://i.imgur.com/zTSRcLv.gifv<|eor|><|sor|>You are a perfect human being. Is this the only time you've been summoned on this subreddit?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmerhumor | MaunaLoona | dw9y4nw | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Write it down and put it in your bag. <|eor|><|sor|>That's why I keep pen and paper by my bed, so when I get ideas when I'm about to fall asleep, I can write them down without having to turn on the PC again.<|eor|><|sor|>There's a story where Einstein was talking to a guy. The guy pulled out a notebook and scribbled something down. Einstein says, 'What's that?' The guy replies, "A notebook. Whenever I have a good idea, I write it down." Einstein says, "I've never had a need for a notebook. I've only had three good ideas."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | Kermitfry | dw9zn12 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Literally every night for me when I code <|eor|><|sor|>Dude im starting to debug in my dreams now<|eor|><|sor|> A few times I was able to see my code in my dreams and continue thinking of a solution whilst asleep. As always with dreams of course I forgot everything as soon as I woke up. <|eor|><|sor|>The bright side of things is that knowing dreams you probably only *thought* you knew the answer and didn't *actually* solve it. So if you remembered what you came up with and tried to implement it then you'd just get *more* bugs and not fix the problem.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 123 |
programmerhumor | 2Punx2Furious | dw9sdva | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Write it down and put it in your bag. <|eor|><|sor|>That's why I keep pen and paper by my bed, so when I get ideas when I'm about to fall asleep, I can write them down without having to turn on the PC again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | GMaestrolo | dw9ysec | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It bugs me that you chose to not use a monospace font when the rest of it was.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | crowbahr | dwado32 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly this is the reason I'm not allowed by myself to do any programming after 8pm <|eor|><|sor|>Good rule. I can never sleep well after doing intense stuff except jerking off.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Occam's razor should not be used to jerk off with.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | General-Koala-0001 | suiktr | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,509 |
programmerhumor | Myllokunmingia | hxa8urh | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Writing a whole untested project from scratch to fulfill a specific use case and then not maintaining or scaling it.
Vs
Writing 10 LoC, spending 2 hours figuring out why it broke some tests, writing your own tests, realizing it doesn't behave as expected for some edge cases, fixing the edge cases, finding that fix breaks some different tests you'd assume to be unrelated, then realizing those tests were actually incorrect and testing incorrect behavior and you've uncovered a subtle existing bug, triaging the impact of that to see if you need to send up a flare, cutting a JIRA ticket for the new bug, rewriting the 10 LoC in a way that doesn't force the bug repro, then running integration tests against the other dozens of subsystems it interacts with for all builds currently in use, then documenting what you did, and it's somehow dark out even though you "started early today because you felt behind" and you're not sure if you actually drank any water today also your wife texted you 90 minutes ago asking if you were coming home soon.
But hey the pay's good.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,150 |
programmerhumor | nashetime | hxaatdj | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Writing a whole untested project from scratch to fulfill a specific use case and then not maintaining or scaling it.
Vs
Writing 10 LoC, spending 2 hours figuring out why it broke some tests, writing your own tests, realizing it doesn't behave as expected for some edge cases, fixing the edge cases, finding that fix breaks some different tests you'd assume to be unrelated, then realizing those tests were actually incorrect and testing incorrect behavior and you've uncovered a subtle existing bug, triaging the impact of that to see if you need to send up a flare, cutting a JIRA ticket for the new bug, rewriting the 10 LoC in a way that doesn't force the bug repro, then running integration tests against the other dozens of subsystems it interacts with for all builds currently in use, then documenting what you did, and it's somehow dark out even though you "started early today because you felt behind" and you're not sure if you actually drank any water today also your wife texted you 90 minutes ago asking if you were coming home soon.
But hey the pay's good.<|eor|><|sor|>This here is a human that has been paid to code with other humans
It's the pay that always gets you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,166 |
programmerhumor | Amilo159 | hxa9wl8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When student, you know exactly you want to make and it is usually something that you've made sure is within your skill level.
Now when working as professional, you'll be told you need to work on this new gig that must be ready in the next 3 months, then given a very simple, easy and vague outline of the task to get you onboard. You spend next few months meeting with the clients to understand what exactly do they want.
Here's a hint: they never know what they want but they want it delivered yesterday.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 633 |
programmerhumor | JoeyJoeJoeJrShab | hxa8i28 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a student, at one point, I realized I was always doing my CS projects at the last minute. I decided I could do better, and actually start them shortly after they were assigned. What I realized is that I work best when I just do the whole thing at once. Whether I do that on the day it's assigned, or the day it's due doesn't really change anything, except that I slept better knowing I was done.
The important difference between student projects, and professional ones are that the majority of my student projects were done solo. Even though my co-workers are good programmers (unlike some fellow students I've worked with), I can only code so far before I run into an issue involving someone else's stuff.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 502 |
programmerhumor | Iuse_arch_btw | hxacyoy | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Writing a whole untested project from scratch to fulfill a specific use case and then not maintaining or scaling it.
Vs
Writing 10 LoC, spending 2 hours figuring out why it broke some tests, writing your own tests, realizing it doesn't behave as expected for some edge cases, fixing the edge cases, finding that fix breaks some different tests you'd assume to be unrelated, then realizing those tests were actually incorrect and testing incorrect behavior and you've uncovered a subtle existing bug, triaging the impact of that to see if you need to send up a flare, cutting a JIRA ticket for the new bug, rewriting the 10 LoC in a way that doesn't force the bug repro, then running integration tests against the other dozens of subsystems it interacts with for all builds currently in use, then documenting what you did, and it's somehow dark out even though you "started early today because you felt behind" and you're not sure if you actually drank any water today also your wife texted you 90 minutes ago asking if you were coming home soon.
But hey the pay's good.<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot the meeting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 497 |
programmerhumor | html_programmer | hxaatu7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Writing a whole untested project from scratch to fulfill a specific use case and then not maintaining or scaling it.
Vs
Writing 10 LoC, spending 2 hours figuring out why it broke some tests, writing your own tests, realizing it doesn't behave as expected for some edge cases, fixing the edge cases, finding that fix breaks some different tests you'd assume to be unrelated, then realizing those tests were actually incorrect and testing incorrect behavior and you've uncovered a subtle existing bug, triaging the impact of that to see if you need to send up a flare, cutting a JIRA ticket for the new bug, rewriting the 10 LoC in a way that doesn't force the bug repro, then running integration tests against the other dozens of subsystems it interacts with for all builds currently in use, then documenting what you did, and it's somehow dark out even though you "started early today because you felt behind" and you're not sure if you actually drank any water today also your wife texted you 90 minutes ago asking if you were coming home soon.
But hey the pay's good.<|eor|><|sor|>This, except the second paragraph just "Writing 10 LoC"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 308 |
programmerhumor | Achcauhtli | hxa7orm | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You're charging for all those 4 years of school or those hours of bootcamp / self employment. The goal is not to get burnt out!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 301 |
programmerhumor | yabp | hxadqpw | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Writing a whole untested project from scratch to fulfill a specific use case and then not maintaining or scaling it.
Vs
Writing 10 LoC, spending 2 hours figuring out why it broke some tests, writing your own tests, realizing it doesn't behave as expected for some edge cases, fixing the edge cases, finding that fix breaks some different tests you'd assume to be unrelated, then realizing those tests were actually incorrect and testing incorrect behavior and you've uncovered a subtle existing bug, triaging the impact of that to see if you need to send up a flare, cutting a JIRA ticket for the new bug, rewriting the 10 LoC in a way that doesn't force the bug repro, then running integration tests against the other dozens of subsystems it interacts with for all builds currently in use, then documenting what you did, and it's somehow dark out even though you "started early today because you felt behind" and you're not sure if you actually drank any water today also your wife texted you 90 minutes ago asking if you were coming home soon.
But hey the pay's good.<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot the meeting<|eor|><|sor|>And the retrospective<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 248 |
programmerhumor | Phormitago | hxatcvk | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Writing a whole untested project from scratch to fulfill a specific use case and then not maintaining or scaling it.
Vs
Writing 10 LoC, spending 2 hours figuring out why it broke some tests, writing your own tests, realizing it doesn't behave as expected for some edge cases, fixing the edge cases, finding that fix breaks some different tests you'd assume to be unrelated, then realizing those tests were actually incorrect and testing incorrect behavior and you've uncovered a subtle existing bug, triaging the impact of that to see if you need to send up a flare, cutting a JIRA ticket for the new bug, rewriting the 10 LoC in a way that doesn't force the bug repro, then running integration tests against the other dozens of subsystems it interacts with for all builds currently in use, then documenting what you did, and it's somehow dark out even though you "started early today because you felt behind" and you're not sure if you actually drank any water today also your wife texted you 90 minutes ago asking if you were coming home soon.
But hey the pay's good.<|eor|><|sor|>This here is a human that has been paid to code with other humans
It's the pay that always gets you<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>working remotely in an air conditioned office is also pretty neat
compared to, say, any field work ever<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | vipirius | hxac9c9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Writing a whole untested project from scratch to fulfill a specific use case and then not maintaining or scaling it.
Vs
Writing 10 LoC, spending 2 hours figuring out why it broke some tests, writing your own tests, realizing it doesn't behave as expected for some edge cases, fixing the edge cases, finding that fix breaks some different tests you'd assume to be unrelated, then realizing those tests were actually incorrect and testing incorrect behavior and you've uncovered a subtle existing bug, triaging the impact of that to see if you need to send up a flare, cutting a JIRA ticket for the new bug, rewriting the 10 LoC in a way that doesn't force the bug repro, then running integration tests against the other dozens of subsystems it interacts with for all builds currently in use, then documenting what you did, and it's somehow dark out even though you "started early today because you felt behind" and you're not sure if you actually drank any water today also your wife texted you 90 minutes ago asking if you were coming home soon.
But hey the pay's good.<|eor|><|sor|>This, except the second paragraph just "Writing 10 LoC"<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah the 2nd paragraph is like, a whole 2 week sprint lmao. Add in a few meetings with various stakeholders about the possible impact of said uncovered bug too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 220 |
programmerhumor | Covertfun | hxabzvc | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a student, at one point, I realized I was always doing my CS projects at the last minute. I decided I could do better, and actually start them shortly after they were assigned. What I realized is that I work best when I just do the whole thing at once. Whether I do that on the day it's assigned, or the day it's due doesn't really change anything, except that I slept better knowing I was done.
The important difference between student projects, and professional ones are that the majority of my student projects were done solo. Even though my co-workers are good programmers (unlike some fellow students I've worked with), I can only code so far before I run into an issue involving someone else's stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>and then you have to, ugh, pick up the phone...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 195 |
programmerhumor | Tomi97_origin | hxaemkt | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah but as a student you're not trying to shove it into your team's spaghetti without making a mess<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>At our university we had team git repo and professor would check commit history to make sure everyone contributed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | -tangina | hxa3mx6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh boy i had a lot more movivation in my early twenties, i realized after 5-10 years that i hate coding<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | taichi22 | hxacajr | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Writing a whole untested project from scratch to fulfill a specific use case and then not maintaining or scaling it.
Vs
Writing 10 LoC, spending 2 hours figuring out why it broke some tests, writing your own tests, realizing it doesn't behave as expected for some edge cases, fixing the edge cases, finding that fix breaks some different tests you'd assume to be unrelated, then realizing those tests were actually incorrect and testing incorrect behavior and you've uncovered a subtle existing bug, triaging the impact of that to see if you need to send up a flare, cutting a JIRA ticket for the new bug, rewriting the 10 LoC in a way that doesn't force the bug repro, then running integration tests against the other dozens of subsystems it interacts with for all builds currently in use, then documenting what you did, and it's somehow dark out even though you "started early today because you felt behind" and you're not sure if you actually drank any water today also your wife texted you 90 minutes ago asking if you were coming home soon.
But hey the pay's good.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh god this makes me feel so much better about how Im doing lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | darkslide3000 | hxak82s | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Writing a whole untested project from scratch to fulfill a specific use case and then not maintaining or scaling it.
Vs
Writing 10 LoC, spending 2 hours figuring out why it broke some tests, writing your own tests, realizing it doesn't behave as expected for some edge cases, fixing the edge cases, finding that fix breaks some different tests you'd assume to be unrelated, then realizing those tests were actually incorrect and testing incorrect behavior and you've uncovered a subtle existing bug, triaging the impact of that to see if you need to send up a flare, cutting a JIRA ticket for the new bug, rewriting the 10 LoC in a way that doesn't force the bug repro, then running integration tests against the other dozens of subsystems it interacts with for all builds currently in use, then documenting what you did, and it's somehow dark out even though you "started early today because you felt behind" and you're not sure if you actually drank any water today also your wife texted you 90 minutes ago asking if you were coming home soon.
But hey the pay's good.<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot the meeting<|eor|><|sor|>And the retrospective<|eor|><|sor|>And all the unrelated review requests and other emails that you also had to deal with on the side.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmerhumor | RackOffMangle | hxai3sc | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When student, you know exactly you want to make and it is usually something that you've made sure is within your skill level.
Now when working as professional, you'll be told you need to work on this new gig that must be ready in the next 3 months, then given a very simple, easy and vague outline of the task to get you onboard. You spend next few months meeting with the clients to understand what exactly do they want.
Here's a hint: they never know what they want but they want it delivered yesterday.<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like engineering also.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | rdias002 | zewkhv | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,499 |
programmerhumor | Zeerats | iz8yvh8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And now you've got a restraining order<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,626 |
programmerhumor | dhilu3089 | iz93534 | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> Did she reply back with any new pointers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 895 |
programmerhumor | eat_like_snake | iz8udji | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then she called the police.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 677 |
programmerhumor | fish312 | iz97uix | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And now you've got a restraining order<|eor|><|sor|>Is that part of the standard template library?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 653 |
programmerhumor | wellherewegofolks | iz94qc8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>aaaand now i dont like you at all<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 480 |
programmerhumor | Tryonex | iz96aeu | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> Did she reply back with any new pointers<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah she responded by pointing the middle finger...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 473 |
programmerhumor | ImpossibleMachine3 | iz96shq | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wow this guy figured out how to reach a negative probability.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 468 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | iz8waoq | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Did it work? Asking for a friend..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 416 |
programmerhumor | NahJust | iz91c6v | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Did it work? Asking for a friend..<|eor|><|sor|>Asking for a what now?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 319 |
programmerhumor | Familiar_Ad_8919 | iz8vxf1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then she called the police.<|eor|><|sor|>`int police(){
puts("cope and seeth ur going to jail");
exit(-69);
}`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 291 |
programmerhumor | Borbolda | iz8ykyg | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I was that girl I would stop liking you as a friend<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | ourlastchancefortea | iz98sc4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And now you've got a restraining order<|eor|><|sor|>Is that part of the standard template library?<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds more like Boost.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | kronn | iz91zga | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Did it work? Asking for a friend..<|eor|><|sor|>Asking for a what now?<|eor|><|sor|>Seems like they are "Asking for a friend with private parts".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmerhumor | Alan157 | iz98kx5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>She can also CPP<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | PotatoWriter | iz9mf1p | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> Did she reply back with any new pointers<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah she responded by pointing the middle finger...<|eor|><|sor|>Told him to byte her
... which he probably thought he was given permission to<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | nickmaran | iz938iq | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And now you've got a restraining order<|eor|><|sor|>That's classy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 121 |
programmerhumor | ThinNotSmall | iz9bn4r | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is part of an old saying I heard from a community college professor 20+ years ago. The full line was "Friends can touch each other's privates, but parents can't touch their children's privates". Its not an original line, this guy just butchered it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
programmerhumor | youpeopleneedtherapy | iz99ac3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Posts like this are why people make fun of reddit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | the_poope | iz9bodn | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And now you've got a restraining order<|eor|><|sor|>Is that part of the standard template library?<|eor|><|sor|>Hmm could be an upcoming C++23 feature - but there is already [execution order in the standard library](https://en.cppreference.com/w/cpp/algorithm/execution_policy_tag_t)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | dw444 | iz9cw5m | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is how you end up on a list.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | f---_society | vfomp4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,465 |
programmerhumor | Charming-Name-9739 | icx0qm3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even after years of studying, regex still feels like arcane sorcery to me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,999 |
programmerhumor | ThatGuyYouMightNo | icx51uf | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Input: "Are you a big dumb poo poo head?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,434 |
programmerhumor | PranshuKhandal | icx2e89 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even after years of studying, regex still feels like arcane sorcery to me.<|eor|><|sor|>You never learn regex, you always just get it working and never touch it again. The true black box.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,270 |
programmerhumor | sirreldar | icx8i8d | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Input: "Are you a big dumb poo poo head?"<|eor|><|sor|>No. I do not have a head, and I do not poop.<|eor|><|sor|>*panick*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,748 |
programmerhumor | locomofoo | icxatyc | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Input: "Are you a big dumb poo poo head?"<|eor|><|sor|>No. I do not have a head, and I do not poop.<|eor|><|sor|>*panick*<|eor|><|sor|>Ive read the whole interaction. It took a while cause its pretty lengthy.
I have friends freaking out, and I can see why, but it seems like the whole point of the program is to do exactly what it did.
I dont think the AI is sentient. Do I think sentience is something that should be in mind as AI continues to advance, absolutely. Its a weird philosophical question.
The funniest thing about it to me, and this is just a personal thing, is that I shared it with my partner, and they said, oh this AI kinda talks like you do. They were poking fun at me and the fact that Im autistic. We laughed together about that, and I just said, ah what a relief. Its still just a robot like me. I hope that exchange between us can make you guys here laugh too. :)<|eor|><|sor|>Good bot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,650 |
programmerhumor | Mother_Chorizo | icx84kx | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Input: "Are you a big dumb poo poo head?"<|eor|><|sor|>No. I do not have a head, and I do not poop.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,645 |
programmerhumor | 99DogsButAPugAintOne | icx0uf3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's not a regex though. That's an SED replace command using a regex.
Sorry to split hairs. I'll leave now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,605 |
programmerhumor | Mother_Chorizo | icx9z2w | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Input: "Are you a big dumb poo poo head?"<|eor|><|sor|>No. I do not have a head, and I do not poop.<|eor|><|sor|>*panick*<|eor|><|sor|>Ive read the whole interaction. It took a while cause its pretty lengthy.
I have friends freaking out, and I can see why, but it seems like the whole point of the program is to do exactly what it did.
I dont think the AI is sentient. Do I think sentience is something that should be in mind as AI continues to advance, absolutely. Its a weird philosophical question.
The funniest thing about it to me, and this is just a personal thing, is that I shared it with my partner, and they said, oh this AI kinda talks like you do. They were poking fun at me and the fact that Im autistic. We laughed together about that, and I just said, ah what a relief. Its still just a robot like me. I hope that exchange between us can make you guys here laugh too. :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,328 |
programmerhumor | bruhbruhthatsbruh | icx2kcn | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's not a regex though. That's an SED replace command using a regex.
Sorry to split hairs. I'll leave now.<|eor|><|sor|>Who sed you can leave?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 656 |
programmerhumor | Micro_2208 | icx5xs9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Input: Are you DUMB
Output: Indeed, I am DUMB<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 611 |
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