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programmerhumor | southern_dreams | dxud4ae | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you ask your Southern rapper friend what that unmoving black thing is
Ey, its a static void Main()<|eor|><|sor|>try: me
catch: aCase<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 838 |
programmerhumor | ZombieShellback | dxu1il6 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>*groan*
Is this r/dadprogrammingjokes ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 665 |
programmerhumor | Mark2022 | dxuak8z | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>An actual original joke? In *my* r/ProgrammerHumor? ... That's incredible.<|eor|><|sor|>>An actual original joke? In *my* r/ProgrammerHumor?
It's more likely than you'd think.... | 390 |
programmerhumor | Sven_the_mediocre | dxu91gg | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>/r/ProgrammerHumour<|eor|><|sor|>r/lostredditors
Edit: false alarm, I have been wooshed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 342 |
programmerhumor | stricgoogle | dxu5blm | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>^^^^idungetit<|eor|><|sor|>Unmoving black thing is static void, and british people end sentences with init<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 325 |
programmerhumor | cwearly1 | dxuakjd | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you ask your Southern rapper friend what that unmoving black thing is
Ey, its a static void Main()<|eor|><|sor|>Explain. Plz<|eor|><|sor|>Main = man<|eor|><|eols|><|endof... | 281 |
programmerhumor | tlowe000 | dxuaetn | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>/r/ProgrammerHumour<|eor|><|sor|>r/lostredditors
Edit: false alarm, I have been wooshed<|eor|><|sor|>Nope. Root comment has British spelling of humour, since this joke is clea... | 251 |
programmerhumor | Shadowfury22 | dxu4rf3 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>^^^^idungetit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | Atomic_potato7 | dxu8ofd | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>*groan*
Is this r/dadprogrammingjokes ?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>First reaction: yes
Second reaction: I see I'm already subscribed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | saulmessedupman | dxujxtz | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>`import math as maths`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | SmitefulAres | dxub3b8 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>An actual original joke? In *my* r/ProgrammerHumor? ... That's incredible.<|eor|><|sor|>>An actual original joke? In *my* r/ProgrammerHumor?
It's more likely than you'd think.... | 171 |
programmerhumor | ReflectiveTeaTowel | dxuf0ap | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you ask your Southern rapper friend what that unmoving black thing is
Ey, its a static void Main()<|eor|><|sor|>try: me
catch: aCase<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>... | 139 |
programmerhumor | BesottedScot | dxu8nci | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>^^^^idungetit<|eor|><|sor|>Unmoving black thing is static void, and british people end sentences with init<|eor|><|sor|>*English<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmerhumor | waitingforcracks | dxuagoq | <|sols|><|sot|>When you ask your british friend what that unmoving black thing is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xnuqlq859ot01.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you ask your Southern rapper friend what that unmoving black thing is
Ey, its a static void Main()<|eor|><|sor|>Explain. Plz<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | blankettripod32_v2 | 10g6l9c | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,646 |
programmerhumor | NichtTanteturner | j51a26g | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A friend of mine approached me and said he had this crazy good idea It was an app where you can see the nearest gas station. Apparently he didnt know you could just search for a gas station on Google maps<... | 9,084 |
programmerhumor | darkest_force | j51fds7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A friend of mine approached me and said he had this crazy good idea It was an app where you can see the nearest gas station. Apparently he didnt know you could just search for a gas station on Google maps<... | 5,208 |
programmerhumor | zacmorita | j519fhj | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Chef: I got an app idea.
The app idea: Locate restaurants that sell ratatouille.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,956 |
programmerhumor | Reddit-username_here | j514ubn | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"You do the hard work and i'll take care of the business side. Oh and you'll also get 2% of the company!"<|eor|><|sor|>this is so apt lmao<|eor|><|sor|> sudo apt install lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,249 |
programmerhumor | cheeb_miester | j519hlv | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ugh my neighbor did this to me recently
and then went on to describe a very simple inventory management system
I asked if he had considered using a google sheet to track his inventory<|eor|><|eols|><|end... | 2,208 |
programmerhumor | Drew707 | j51u2gv | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A friend of mine approached me and said he had this crazy good idea It was an app where you can see the nearest gas station. Apparently he didnt know you could just search for a gas station on Google maps<... | 2,200 |
programmerhumor | Wotg33k | j51caq8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mfr can't even put the effort into the keyboard to type the idea. Has to set up a zoom call like a proper product manager. This guy gets it. You should do his idea.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,819 |
programmerhumor | jasonrulesudont | j51so81 | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Dear God youre giving me flashbacks.<|eor|><|sor|>do tell or can you not?<|eor|><|sor|>It happened in 2016. It was one of my final days in the Air Force. I had already finished my CS... | 1,663 |
programmerhumor | jasonrulesudont | j51k8yo | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Dear God youre giving me flashbacks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,513 |
programmerhumor | Hemicore | j51hnxa | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>my mom does this to me every day, always coming up with ideas for an app that would take like the entire of google's resources to create<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,444 |
programmerhumor | noornee | j513sm9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"You do the hard work and i'll take care of the business side. Oh and you'll also get 2% of the company!"<|eor|><|sor|>this is so apt lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,402 |
programmerhumor | blankettripod32_v2 | j51gimn | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mfr can't even put the effort into the keyboard to type the idea. Has to set up a zoom call like a proper product manager. This guy gets it. You should do his idea.<|eor|><|soopr|>The worst part is, it was... | 1,262 |
programmerhumor | JeffRyan1 | j5227uw | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>my mom does this to me every day, always coming up with ideas for an app that would take like the entire of google's resources to create<|eor|><|sor|>"Just simulate the ocean so I know when and where the g... | 1,239 |
programmerhumor | rallyspt08 | j523ers | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Dear God youre giving me flashbacks.<|eor|><|sor|>do tell or can you not?<|eor|><|sor|>It happened in 2016. It was one of my final days in the Air Force. I had already finished my CS... | 1,213 |
programmerhumor | foggy-sunrise | j52558b | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A friend of mine approached me and said he had this crazy good idea It was an app where you can see the nearest gas station. Apparently he didnt know you could just search for a gas station on Google maps<... | 1,087 |
programmerhumor | Hobbamoc | j51b5vo | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ugh my neighbor did this to me recently
and then went on to describe a very simple inventory management system
I asked if he had considered using a google sheet to track his inventory<|eor|><|sor|>Or usi... | 1,019 |
programmerhumor | NotJuniorBridgeman | j51lhzw | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mfr can't even put the effort into the keyboard to type the idea. Has to set up a zoom call like a proper product manager. This guy gets it. You should do his idea.<|eor|><|soopr|>The worst part is, it was... | 864 |
programmerhumor | blankettripod32_v2 | j51pme2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I never thought it would happen to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lngbozplm2da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mfr can't even put the effort into the keyboard to type the idea. Has to set up a zoom call like a proper product manager. This guy gets it. You should do his idea.<|eor|><|soopr|>The worst part is, it was... | 860 |
programmerhumor | Xevitz | 872kzi | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,541 |
programmerhumor | teetaps | dw9peop | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to just not sleep until it's completely bug free. I've been up for 17 days.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,514 |
programmerhumor | Tbre1026 | dw9pwzk | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to just not sleep until it's completely bug free. I've been up for 17 days.<|eor|><|sor|>After the 10th day how can you tell the difference between bugs and what it's supposed to do? Hell, if I was up th... | 990 |
programmerhumor | DarowskiKacper | dw9p6dd | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Literally every night for me when I code <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 780 |
programmerhumor | deukhoofd | dw9rphu | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly this is the reason I'm not allowed by myself to do any programming after 8pm <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 738 |
programmerhumor | Cocomorph | dw9ron7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to just not sleep until it's completely bug free. I've been up for 17 days.<|eor|><|sor|>After the 10th day how can you tell the difference between bugs and what it's supposed to do? Hell, if I was up th... | 663 |
programmerhumor | ReluctantlyTenacious | dw9y2mu | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Literally every night for me when I code <|eor|><|sor|>Dude im starting to debug in my dreams now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
programmerhumor | fuckswithducks | dwa0koo | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to just not sleep until it's completely bug free. I've been up for 17 days.<|eor|><|sor|>After the 10th day how can you tell the difference between bugs and what it's supposed to do? Hell, if I was up th... | 351 |
programmerhumor | oshaboy | dw9s633 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Write it down and put it in your bag. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
programmerhumor | fuckswithducks | dwa2cjf | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to just not sleep until it's completely bug free. I've been up for 17 days.<|eor|><|sor|>After the 10th day how can you tell the difference between bugs and what it's supposed to do? Hell, if I was up th... | 250 |
programmerhumor | DarowskiKacper | dw9y5dl | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Literally every night for me when I code <|eor|><|sor|>Dude im starting to debug in my dreams now<|eor|><|sor|> A few times I was able to see my code in my dreams and continue thinking of a solution whilst asleep. As... | 235 |
programmerhumor | notamexicanpotato | dwa047a | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to just not sleep until it's completely bug free. I've been up for 17 days.<|eor|><|sor|>After the 10th day how can you tell the difference between bugs and what it's supposed to do? Hell, if I was up th... | 228 |
programmerhumor | _i_am_root | dwa1hle | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to just not sleep until it's completely bug free. I've been up for 17 days.<|eor|><|sor|>After the 10th day how can you tell the difference between bugs and what it's supposed to do? Hell, if I was up th... | 145 |
programmerhumor | MaunaLoona | dw9y4nw | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Write it down and put it in your bag. <|eor|><|sor|>That's why I keep pen and paper by my bed, so when I get ideas when I'm about to fall asleep, I can write them down without having to turn on the PC again.<|eor|><|... | 124 |
programmerhumor | Kermitfry | dw9zn12 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Literally every night for me when I code <|eor|><|sor|>Dude im starting to debug in my dreams now<|eor|><|sor|> A few times I was able to see my code in my dreams and continue thinking of a solution whilst asleep. As... | 123 |
programmerhumor | 2Punx2Furious | dw9sdva | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Write it down and put it in your bag. <|eor|><|sor|>That's why I keep pen and paper by my bed, so when I get ideas when I'm about to fall asleep, I can write them down without having to turn on the PC again.<|eor|><|... | 117 |
programmerhumor | GMaestrolo | dw9ysec | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It bugs me that you chose to not use a monospace font when the rest of it was.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | crowbahr | dwado32 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why developers don't sleep<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dfvbkvoccyn01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly this is the reason I'm not allowed by myself to do any programming after 8pm <|eor|><|sor|>Good rule. I can never sleep well after doing intense stuff except jerking off.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>... | 82 |
programmerhumor | General-Koala-0001 | suiktr | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,509 |
programmerhumor | Myllokunmingia | hxa8urh | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Writing a whole untested project from scratch to fulfill a specific use case and then not maintaining or scaling it.
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Writing 10 LoC, spending 2 hours figuring out why it broke some tests, writing your own tests, realizing it doesn... | 5,150 |
programmerhumor | nashetime | hxaatdj | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Writing a whole untested project from scratch to fulfill a specific use case and then not maintaining or scaling it.
Vs
Writing 10 LoC, spending 2 hours figuring out why it broke some tests, writing your own tests, realizing it doesn... | 1,166 |
programmerhumor | Amilo159 | hxa9wl8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When student, you know exactly you want to make and it is usually something that you've made sure is within your skill level.
Now when working as professional, you'll be told you need to work on this new gig that must be ready in the ... | 633 |
programmerhumor | JoeyJoeJoeJrShab | hxa8i28 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a student, at one point, I realized I was always doing my CS projects at the last minute. I decided I could do better, and actually start them shortly after they were assigned. What I realized is that I work best when I just do the ... | 502 |
programmerhumor | Iuse_arch_btw | hxacyoy | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Writing a whole untested project from scratch to fulfill a specific use case and then not maintaining or scaling it.
Vs
Writing 10 LoC, spending 2 hours figuring out why it broke some tests, writing your own tests, realizing it doesn... | 497 |
programmerhumor | html_programmer | hxaatu7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Writing a whole untested project from scratch to fulfill a specific use case and then not maintaining or scaling it.
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Writing 10 LoC, spending 2 hours figuring out why it broke some tests, writing your own tests, realizing it doesn... | 308 |
programmerhumor | Achcauhtli | hxa7orm | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You're charging for all those 4 years of school or those hours of bootcamp / self employment. The goal is not to get burnt out!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 301 |
programmerhumor | yabp | hxadqpw | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Writing a whole untested project from scratch to fulfill a specific use case and then not maintaining or scaling it.
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Writing 10 LoC, spending 2 hours figuring out why it broke some tests, writing your own tests, realizing it doesn... | 248 |
programmerhumor | Phormitago | hxatcvk | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Writing a whole untested project from scratch to fulfill a specific use case and then not maintaining or scaling it.
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Writing 10 LoC, spending 2 hours figuring out why it broke some tests, writing your own tests, realizing it doesn... | 226 |
programmerhumor | vipirius | hxac9c9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Writing a whole untested project from scratch to fulfill a specific use case and then not maintaining or scaling it.
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Writing 10 LoC, spending 2 hours figuring out why it broke some tests, writing your own tests, realizing it doesn... | 220 |
programmerhumor | Covertfun | hxabzvc | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a student, at one point, I realized I was always doing my CS projects at the last minute. I decided I could do better, and actually start them shortly after they were assigned. What I realized is that I work best when I just do the ... | 195 |
programmerhumor | Tomi97_origin | hxaemkt | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah but as a student you're not trying to shove it into your team's spaghetti without making a mess<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>At our university we had team git repo and professor would check commit his... | 158 |
programmerhumor | -tangina | hxa3mx6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh boy i had a lot more movivation in my early twenties, i realized after 5-10 years that i hate coding<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | taichi22 | hxacajr | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Writing a whole untested project from scratch to fulfill a specific use case and then not maintaining or scaling it.
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Writing 10 LoC, spending 2 hours figuring out why it broke some tests, writing your own tests, realizing it doesn... | 135 |
programmerhumor | darkslide3000 | hxak82s | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Writing a whole untested project from scratch to fulfill a specific use case and then not maintaining or scaling it.
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Writing 10 LoC, spending 2 hours figuring out why it broke some tests, writing your own tests, realizing it doesn... | 131 |
programmerhumor | RackOffMangle | hxai3sc | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah yes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cwpd4r68dci81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When student, you know exactly you want to make and it is usually something that you've made sure is within your skill level.
Now when working as professional, you'll be told you need to work on this new gig that must be ready in the ... | 129 |
programmerhumor | rdias002 | zewkhv | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,499 |
programmerhumor | Zeerats | iz8yvh8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And now you've got a restraining order<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,626 |
programmerhumor | dhilu3089 | iz93534 | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> Did she reply back with any new pointers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 895 |
programmerhumor | eat_like_snake | iz8udji | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then she called the police.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 677 |
programmerhumor | fish312 | iz97uix | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And now you've got a restraining order<|eor|><|sor|>Is that part of the standard template library?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 653 |
programmerhumor | wellherewegofolks | iz94qc8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>aaaand now i dont like you at all<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 480 |
programmerhumor | Tryonex | iz96aeu | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> Did she reply back with any new pointers<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah she responded by pointing the middle finger...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 473 |
programmerhumor | ImpossibleMachine3 | iz96shq | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wow this guy figured out how to reach a negative probability.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 468 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | iz8waoq | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Did it work? Asking for a friend..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 416 |
programmerhumor | NahJust | iz91c6v | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Did it work? Asking for a friend..<|eor|><|sor|>Asking for a what now?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 319 |
programmerhumor | Familiar_Ad_8919 | iz8vxf1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then she called the police.<|eor|><|sor|>`int police(){
puts("cope and seeth ur going to jail");
exit(-69);
}`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 291 |
programmerhumor | Borbolda | iz8ykyg | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I was that girl I would stop liking you as a friend<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | ourlastchancefortea | iz98sc4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And now you've got a restraining order<|eor|><|sor|>Is that part of the standard template library?<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds more like Boost.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | kronn | iz91zga | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Did it work? Asking for a friend..<|eor|><|sor|>Asking for a what now?<|eor|><|sor|>Seems like they are "Asking for a friend with private parts".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmerhumor | Alan157 | iz98kx5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>She can also CPP<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | PotatoWriter | iz9mf1p | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> Did she reply back with any new pointers<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah she responded by pointing the middle finger...<|eor|><|sor|>Told him to byte her
... which he probably thought he was given p... | 124 |
programmerhumor | nickmaran | iz938iq | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And now you've got a restraining order<|eor|><|sor|>That's classy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 121 |
programmerhumor | ThinNotSmall | iz9bn4r | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is part of an old saying I heard from a community college professor 20+ years ago. The full line was "Friends can touch each other's privates, but parents can't touch their childre... | 116 |
programmerhumor | youpeopleneedtherapy | iz99ac3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Posts like this are why people make fun of reddit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | the_poope | iz9bodn | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And now you've got a restraining order<|eor|><|sor|>Is that part of the standard template library?<|eor|><|sor|>Hmm could be an upcoming C++23 feature - but there is already [execution o... | 107 |
programmerhumor | dw444 | iz9cw5m | <|sols|><|sot|>Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rngjgqcmhh4a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is how you end up on a list.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | f---_society | vfomp4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,465 |
programmerhumor | Charming-Name-9739 | icx0qm3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even after years of studying, regex still feels like arcane sorcery to me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,999 |
programmerhumor | ThatGuyYouMightNo | icx51uf | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Input: "Are you a big dumb poo poo head?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,434 |
programmerhumor | PranshuKhandal | icx2e89 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even after years of studying, regex still feels like arcane sorcery to me.<|eor|><|sor|>You never learn regex, you always just get it working and never touch it again. The true black box.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex... | 2,270 |
programmerhumor | sirreldar | icx8i8d | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Input: "Are you a big dumb poo poo head?"<|eor|><|sor|>No. I do not have a head, and I do not poop.<|eor|><|sor|>*panick*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,748 |
programmerhumor | locomofoo | icxatyc | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Input: "Are you a big dumb poo poo head?"<|eor|><|sor|>No. I do not have a head, and I do not poop.<|eor|><|sor|>*panick*<|eor|><|sor|>Ive read the whole interaction. It took a while cause its pretty lengthy.
I... | 1,650 |
programmerhumor | Mother_Chorizo | icx84kx | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Input: "Are you a big dumb poo poo head?"<|eor|><|sor|>No. I do not have a head, and I do not poop.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,645 |
programmerhumor | 99DogsButAPugAintOne | icx0uf3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's not a regex though. That's an SED replace command using a regex.
Sorry to split hairs. I'll leave now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,605 |
programmerhumor | Mother_Chorizo | icx9z2w | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Input: "Are you a big dumb poo poo head?"<|eor|><|sor|>No. I do not have a head, and I do not poop.<|eor|><|sor|>*panick*<|eor|><|sor|>Ive read the whole interaction. It took a while cause its pretty lengthy.
I... | 1,328 |
programmerhumor | bruhbruhthatsbruh | icx2kcn | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's not a regex though. That's an SED replace command using a regex.
Sorry to split hairs. I'll leave now.<|eor|><|sor|>Who sed you can leave?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 656 |
programmerhumor | Micro_2208 | icx5xs9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Input: Are you DUMB
Output: Indeed, I am DUMB<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 611 |
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