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programmerhumor | jesp3r | icxb7x5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even after years of studying, regex still feels like arcane sorcery to me.<|eor|><|sor|>You never learn regex, you always just get it working and never touch it again. The true black box.<|eor|><|sor|>The JS flair checks out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 546 |
programmerhumor | Mother_Chorizo | icxbbmj | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Input: "Are you a big dumb poo poo head?"<|eor|><|sor|>No. I do not have a head, and I do not poop.<|eor|><|sor|>*panick*<|eor|><|sor|>Ive read the whole interaction. It took a while cause its pretty lengthy.
I have friends freaking out, and I can see why, but it seems like the whole point of the program is to do exactly what it did.
I dont think the AI is sentient. Do I think sentience is something that should be in mind as AI continues to advance, absolutely. Its a weird philosophical question.
The funniest thing about it to me, and this is just a personal thing, is that I shared it with my partner, and they said, oh this AI kinda talks like you do. They were poking fun at me and the fact that Im autistic. We laughed together about that, and I just said, ah what a relief. Its still just a robot like me. I hope that exchange between us can make you guys here laugh too. :)<|eor|><|sor|>Good bot<|eor|><|sor|>Man, after this moment, I may get a tattoo on myself that just says good bot in calibri.
You delivered such an amazing joke. Thank you for the laugh.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 470 |
programmerhumor | Brusanan | icx5k6j | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>People joke, but the AI did so well on the Turing Test that engineers are talking about replacing the test with something better. If you were talking to it without knowing it was a bot, it would likely fool you, too.
EDIT: Also, I think it's important to acknowledge that actual sentience isn't necessary. A good imitation of sentience would be enough for any of the nightmare AI scenarios we see in movies.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 466 |
programmerhumor | L4rgo117 | icx3acd | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's not a regex though. That's an SED replace command using a regex.
Sorry to split hairs. I'll leave now.<|eor|><|sor|>Who sed you can leave?<|eor|><|sor|>Indeed, I can leave<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 414 |
programmerhumor | stixyBW | icx9pnz | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Input: Are you DUMB
Output: Indeed, I am DUMB<|eor|><|sor|>Input: Are you racist?
Output: Indeed, I am racist
monkaS dude<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 309 |
programmerhumor | your_RedtTranscriber | icx3egh | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Text and Image*
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[*An image of white text on black background that reads:*]
# **The following regex is sentient:**
s/[Aa]re\s[Yy]ou\s\\(.*\\)?/Indeed, I am \1./
**Input**: "Are you sentient?"
**Output**: "Indeed, I am sentient."
**Input**: "Are you capable of intelligence?"
**Output**: "Indeed, I am capable of intelligence."
**Input**: "Are you going to take over the world?"
**Output**: "Indeed, I am going to take over the world."
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 297 |
programmerhumor | throwaway65864302 | icxb6mj | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even after years of studying, regex still feels like arcane sorcery to me.<|eor|><|sor|>I never understood what people find hard about it<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know if hard to understand is right, just that there's always more to scratch with regex and they're pretty much optimized to be hard to maintain. Plus they're super abusable, similar to goto and other commonly avoided constructs.
Past the needlessly arcane syntax and language-specific implementations, there are a hundred ways to do anything and each will produce a different state machine with different efficiency in time and space.
There's also an immense amount of information about a regex stored in your mental state when you're working on it that doesn't end up in the code in any way. In normal code you'd have that in the form of variable names, structure, comments, etc. As they get more complex going back and debugging or understanding a regex gets harder and harder, even if you wrote it.
It's also not the simple regexes that draw heat, it's the tendency to do crap like this with them:
(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:(?:(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|"(?:[^\"\r\\]|\\.|(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t]))*"(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)(?:\.(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|"(?:[^\"\r\\]|\\.|(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t]))*"(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*))*@(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)(?:\.(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*))*|(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|"(?:[^\"\r\\]|\\.|(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t]))*"(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)*\<(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:@(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)(?:\.(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*))*(?:,@(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)(?:\.(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*))*)*:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)?(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|"(?:[^\"\r\\]|\\.|(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t]))*"(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)(?:\.(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|"(?:[^\"\r\\]|\\.|(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t]))*"(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*))*@(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)(?:\.(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*))*\>(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)|(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|"(?:[^\"\r\\]|\\.|(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t]))*"(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)*:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:(?:(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|"(?:[^\"\r\\]|\\.|(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t]))*"(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)(?:\.(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|"(?:[^\"\r\\]|\\.|(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t]))*"(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*))*@(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)(?:\.(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*))*|(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|"(?:[^\"\r\\]|\\.|(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t]))*"(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)*\<(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:@(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)(?:\.(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*))*(?:,@(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)(?:\.(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*))*)*:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)?(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|"(?:[^\"\r\\]|\\.|(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t]))*"(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)(?:\.(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|"(?:[^\"\r\\]|\\.|(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t]))*"(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*))*@(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)(?:\.(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*))*\>(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)(?:,\s*(?:(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|"(?:[^\"\r\\]|\\.|(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t]))*"(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)(?:\.(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|"(?:[^\"\r\\]|\\.|(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t]))*"(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*))*@(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)(?:\.(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*))*|(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|"(?:[^\"\r\\]|\\.|(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t]))*"(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)*\<(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:@(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)(?:\.(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*))*(?:,@(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)(?:\.(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*))*)*:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)?(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|"(?:[^\"\r\\]|\\.|(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t]))*"(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)(?:\.(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|"(?:[^\"\r\\]|\\.|(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t]))*"(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*))*@(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*)(?:\.(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*(?:[^()<>@,;:\\".\[\] \000-\031]+(?:(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])+|\Z|(?=[\["()<>@,;:\\".\[\]]))|\[([^\[\]\r\\]|\\.)*\](?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*))*\>(?:(?:\r\n)?[ \t])*))*)?;\s*)
Do you know immediately what that does? If it were written out as real code you would have because it's not a very complex problem being solved.
Any API or library that produces hard to read code with difficult to understand performance and no clear right ways to do things is going to get a lot of heat.
edit: it's the email validation (RFC 5322 Internet Message Format) regex
edit2: the original [post](http://www.ex-parrot.com/pdw/Mail-RFC822-Address.html) for those who are curious<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 286 |
programmerhumor | PalpitationPretend51 | icx6qv4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbh it's how an AliExpress employee would respond to any answer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | Shokakao | icx8smr | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you my friend? Indeed, I am my friend<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
programmerhumor | WoodTrophy | icxcetc | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even after years of studying, regex still feels like arcane sorcery to me.<|eor|><|sor|>You never learn regex, you always just get it working and never touch it again. The true black box.<|eor|><|sor|>You just google regular expression creator, pop in something you want the pattern for and select blocks and data types to create it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 253 |
programmerhumor | gpkgpk | 13ivr80 | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,449 |
programmerhumor | realzygote | jkc5s96 | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The cherry on top is that the screenshot itself is misaligned.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,505 |
programmerhumor | CelTheAngel | jkbzpa4 | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love the text going off the trophy lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,765 |
programmerhumor | gpkgpk | jkc612a | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The cherry on top is that the screenshot itself is misaligned.<|eor|><|soopr|>I was actually going to misalign it more but decided it was enough, thanks for noticing!<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,556 |
programmerhumor | gpkgpk | jkc07p7 | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love the text going off the trophy lol<|eor|><|soopr|>It really brings the whole thing together (or not as it were).
Best of all , if you have any 3d printing bugs in your print, you can blame the CSS; "compatibility issues" and whatnot.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 739 |
programmerhumor | cs-brydev | jkc53hd | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Perfect!"
-- Bootstrap<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 385 |
programmerhumor | CagedWire | jkcf8fi | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The cherry on top is that the screenshot itself is misaligned.<|eor|><|soopr|>I was actually going to misalign it more but decided it was enough, thanks for noticing!<|eoopr|><|sor|>No, you should go further. Offset the upvote button.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 383 |
programmerhumor | Glodinator | jkc7rxo | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Dev note: Works fine on my trophy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 366 |
programmerhumor | RomanProkopov100 | jkc8z4j | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love the text going off the trophy lol<|eor|><|soopr|>It really brings the whole thing together (or not as it were).
Best of all , if you have any 3d printing bugs in your print, you can blame the CSS; "compatibility issues" and whatnot.<|eoopr|><|sor|>How tf text is outside and not falling off?<|eor|><|sor|>I guess there's a transparent plate behind it that is attached to the base<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 237 |
programmerhumor | gpkgpk | jkbwwcb | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Sauce https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/13ijv1k/css\_dev\_award/<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 224 |
programmerhumor | gpkgpk | jkbyg9v | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Sauce https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/13ijv1k/css\_dev\_award/<|eoopr|><|soopr|>HA! STL [https://www.printables.com/model/163302-worlds-best-css-developer-trophy](https://www.printables.com/model/163302-worlds-best-css-developer-trophy)
>Those brave souls who risk madness and worse to keep the web (mostly)
organized and stylized. They deserve all of our thanks, but also perhaps
just a bit of good-natured ribbing. Print this model and give the CSS
guru in your life the recognition they deserve!<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | SeniorSatisfaction21 | jkc8ncl | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love the text going off the trophy lol<|eor|><|soopr|>It really brings the whole thing together (or not as it were).
Best of all , if you have any 3d printing bugs in your print, you can blame the CSS; "compatibility issues" and whatnot.<|eoopr|><|sor|>How tf text is outside and not falling off?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | MoffKalast | jkcb6qx | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Okay so nobody has actually said anything yet. Am I the idiot or how TF is that text floating?<|eor|><|sor|>visibility: hidden; on the backplate ofc.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | GunnerKnight | jkci1zf | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Perfect!"
-- Bootstrap<|eor|><|sor|>"Outstanding!"
-- Flexbox<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmerhumor | Remco1250 | jkc5j8i | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Front end developers now also have to think of trophies? When does it stop?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | GunnerKnight | jkchqh0 | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The cherry on top is that the screenshot itself is misaligned.<|eor|><|soopr|>I was actually going to misalign it more but decided it was enough, thanks for noticing!<|eoopr|><|sor|>No, you should go further. Offset the upvote button.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, we should focus on disrupting the Reddit layout in screenshot itself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmerhumor | axesOfFutility | jkciny8 | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The cherry on top is that the screenshot itself is misaligned.<|eor|><|soopr|>I was actually going to misalign it more but decided it was enough, thanks for noticing!<|eoopr|><|sor|>No, you should go further. Offset the upvote button.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Not sure what's happening in this pic but you could create that for real by printing it on a thin but hard transparent film and then sticking that on the panel.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programmerhumor | CCNightcore | jkce568 | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love the text going off the trophy lol<|eor|><|soopr|>It really brings the whole thing together (or not as it were).
Best of all , if you have any 3d printing bugs in your print, you can blame the CSS; "compatibility issues" and whatnot.<|eoopr|><|sor|>How tf text is outside and not falling off?<|eor|><|sor|>I guess there's a transparent plate behind it that is attached to the base<|eor|><|sor|>Or invisible thread<|eor|><|sor|>But where does the thread attach to?<|eor|><|sor|>The balls<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmerhumor | 827167 | jkc8g0n | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Okay so nobody has actually said anything yet. Am I the idiot or how TF is that text floating?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmerhumor | chimpy72 | jkc8mq7 | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Okay so nobody has actually said anything yet. Am I the idiot or how TF is that text floating?<|eor|><|sor|>transparent plastic?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | PaganPasta | us677u | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,455 |
programmerhumor | copa111 | i91l3pt | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>1 into 16, thats epic. Perhaps in another few years we can see a photo update with 32 palms<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,438 |
programmerhumor | PaganPasta | i91n2fc | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>1 into 16, thats epic. Perhaps in another few years we can see a photo update with 32 palms<|eor|><|soopr|>That's how it takes over the world. Slowly and exponentially.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 718 |
programmerhumor | dario_p1 | i91mn29 | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now flip it upside down and it's perfect<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 539 |
programmerhumor | Upside_Down-Bot | i91mnkj | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now flip it upside down and it's perfect<|eor|><|sor|>d s, pu uop psdn dl o<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 439 |
programmerhumor | AlphaQupBad | i91m8bd | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>Quick lets traverse it in O(n) time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 282 |
programmerhumor | Secret_Jellyfish320 | i91mr23 | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>And it supports 16-bit already! Mother board Nature<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
programmerhumor | VladVV | i91zuoo | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>1 into 16, thats epic. Perhaps in another few years we can see a photo update with 32 palms<|eor|><|soopr|>That's how it takes over the world. Slowly and exponentially.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Growth rate of each iteration is probably O(2^(n)) though, so we might be waiting for another billion years or so<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 237 |
programmerhumor | Exzircon | i92021g | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oh wow! The Witness is real!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | I_press_keys | i91u49v | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why is it upside down though<|eor|><|sor|>They had to invert a binary tree as part of their job interview. Turned out pretty good, if you ask me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | LeSaR_ | i91s6ru | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now flip it upside down and it's perfect<|eor|><|sor|>d s, pu uop psdn dl o<|eor|><|sor|>good bot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | moronic_programmer | i92dgan | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>1 into 16, thats epic. Perhaps in another few years we can see a photo update with 32 palms<|eor|><|soopr|>That's how it takes over the world. Slowly and exponentially.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Growth rate of each iteration is probably O(2^(n)) though, so we might be waiting for another billion years or so<|eor|><|sor|>Is this called big O notation? I think Im learning this in class<|eor|><|sor|>Yes. O(2^n) is very, very inefficient
Edit: How the hell do I make the parentheses normal???<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 123 |
programmerhumor | blueted2 | i92hqn9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>1 into 16, thats epic. Perhaps in another few years we can see a photo update with 32 palms<|eor|><|soopr|>That's how it takes over the world. Slowly and exponentially.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Growth rate of each iteration is probably O(2^(n)) though, so we might be waiting for another billion years or so<|eor|><|sor|>Is this called big O notation? I think Im learning this in class<|eor|><|sor|>Yes. O(2^n) is very, very inefficient
Edit: How the hell do I make the parentheses normal???<|eor|><|sor|>Cursed parentheses<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | Hatatytla-1024 | i91rjyq | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why is it upside down though<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | SamW_72 | i92cprc | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>1 into 16, thats epic. Perhaps in another few years we can see a photo update with 32 palms<|eor|><|soopr|>That's how it takes over the world. Slowly and exponentially.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Growth rate of each iteration is probably O(2^(n)) though, so we might be waiting for another billion years or so<|eor|><|sor|>Is this called big O notation? I think Im learning this in class<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmerhumor | Pikachu50001218 | i92rnng | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>1 into 16, thats epic. Perhaps in another few years we can see a photo update with 32 palms<|eor|><|soopr|>That's how it takes over the world. Slowly and exponentially.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Growth rate of each iteration is probably O(2^(n)) though, so we might be waiting for another billion years or so<|eor|><|sor|>Is this called big O notation? I think Im learning this in class<|eor|><|sor|>Yes. O(2^n) is very, very inefficient
Edit: How the hell do I make the parentheses normal???<|eor|><|sor|>Cursed parentheses<|eor|><|sor|>O(2^n^^^^^^^^)<|eor|><|sor|>O^(()2^(n))<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | PaganPasta | i91n0qq | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>Quick lets traverse it in O(n) time<|eor|><|soopr|>I don't think i'll make past the first branch.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | HammerTh_1701 | i92tlks | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|soopr|>That's how it takes over the world. Slowly and exponentially.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Growth rate of each iteration is probably O(2^(n)) though, so we might be waiting for another billion years or so<|eor|><|sor|>Is this called big O notation? I think Im learning this in class<|eor|><|sor|>Yes. O(2^n) is very, very inefficient
Edit: How the hell do I make the parentheses normal???<|eor|><|sor|>Cursed parentheses<|eor|><|sor|>O(2^n^^^^^^^^)<|eor|><|sor|>O^(()2^(n))<|eor|><|sor|>^(O)(^(2)n^())<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmerhumor | MykonCodes | i92up8n | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>Growth rate of each iteration is probably O(2^(n)) though, so we might be waiting for another billion years or so<|eor|><|sor|>Is this called big O notation? I think Im learning this in class<|eor|><|sor|>Yes. O(2^n) is very, very inefficient
Edit: How the hell do I make the parentheses normal???<|eor|><|sor|>Cursed parentheses<|eor|><|sor|>O(2^n^^^^^^^^)<|eor|><|sor|>O^(()2^(n))<|eor|><|sor|>^(O)(^(2)n^())<|eor|><|sor|>)(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmerhumor | Cocogoat_Milk | i935tm7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>1 into 16, thats epic. Perhaps in another few years we can see a photo update with 32 palms<|eor|><|soopr|>That's how it takes over the world. Slowly and exponentially.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Growth rate of each iteration is probably O(2^(n)) though, so we might be waiting for another billion years or so<|eor|><|sor|>Is this called big O notation? I think Im learning this in class<|eor|><|sor|>Yes. O(2^n) is very, very inefficient
Edit: How the hell do I make the parentheses normal???<|eor|><|sor|>O(2^(n))
Type it as:
`O(2^(n))`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
programmerhumor | Rezaka116 | i922xwm | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>God is a programmer, explains why Earth is on fire half the time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmerhumor | goblim88m | x8ri80 | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,448 |
programmerhumor | Durr1313 | ink1d3b | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Every time I see `std::cout` I read it as "STD count" and I get really confused<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,931 |
programmerhumor | TantraMantraYantra | ink0a1o | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The syntax is to make you love pointing at things. You know, like pointers to pointers.
Edit: wow, I wake up to see the upvotes and GREAT discussions. Thank you for both of these!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,008 |
programmerhumor | Mute1543 | ink41hm | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Every time I see `std::cout` I read it as "STD count" and I get really confused<|eor|><|sor|>After a wild night STDCount++;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,092 |
programmerhumor | thefancyyeller | ink268y | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>What? What's not to get? You take the bits and shove them into the cout. You think you're better than me? Standard library not GOOD enough for you? Listen pal, my buddy Phil from up state says they had to code in TI-basic. Big man, talkin about the fancy printing language. like to see you code up a friggin storm with the ti calc.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,653 |
programmerhumor | Mackoman25 | inkaehl | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The syntax is to make you love pointing at things. You know, like pointers to pointers.
Edit: wow, I wake up to see the upvotes and GREAT discussions. Thank you for both of these!<|eor|><|sor|>Pointers to pointers, dust to dust.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,202 |
programmerhumor | ThomasTheHighEngine | injx7m6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>print("hello")<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,160 |
programmerhumor | throwawayHiddenUnknw | injy2cl | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>What is wrong with streams. They make so much sense.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 883 |
programmerhumor | CravenLuc | injxqa5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>print("hello")<|eor|><|sor|>But my printer isn't on, this won't work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 802 |
programmerhumor | Opacityy_ | ink5yxm | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The syntax is to make you love pointing at things. You know, like pointers to pointers.
Edit: wow, I wake up to see the upvotes and GREAT discussions. Thank you for both of these!<|eor|><|sor|>Im too scared to touch c++ fuck that shit
Edit: i get it, c++ isnt that bad. please do not reply to this comment<|eor|><|sor|>C++23 is getting a `std::print` I believe which is faster, safer and more like python and rust printing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 742 |
programmerhumor | zeoNoeN | ink73wu | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>What? What's not to get? You take the bits and shove them into the cout. You think you're better than me? Standard library not GOOD enough for you? Listen pal, my buddy Phil from up state says they had to code in TI-basic. Big man, talkin about the fancy printing language. like to see you code up a friggin storm with the ti calc.<|eor|><|sor|>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my stack in the Data Structure Class, and I've been involved in numerous secret database entrys, and I have over 300 confirmed bugkills in Fortran.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 679 |
programmerhumor | No-Hunt-4486 | injxn1b | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you still can printf
i love printf<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 606 |
programmerhumor | UsernameStarvation | ink5chy | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The syntax is to make you love pointing at things. You know, like pointers to pointers.
Edit: wow, I wake up to see the upvotes and GREAT discussions. Thank you for both of these!<|eor|><|sor|>Im too scared to touch c++ fuck that shit
Edit: i get it, c++ isnt that bad. please do not reply to this comment<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 572 |
programmerhumor | ThomasTheHighEngine | injxtf8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>print("hello")<|eor|><|sor|>But my printer isn't on, this won't work<|eor|><|sor|>Have you tried turning it on then back off<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 383 |
programmerhumor | doowi1 | ink64xd | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The syntax is to make you love pointing at things. You know, like pointers to pointers.
Edit: wow, I wake up to see the upvotes and GREAT discussions. Thank you for both of these!<|eor|><|sor|>Im too scared to touch c++ fuck that shit
Edit: i get it, c++ isnt that bad. please do not reply to this comment<|eor|><|sor|>C++23 is getting a `std::print` I believe which is faster, safer and more like python and rust printing.<|eor|><|sor|>Me likey. I miss printf in all its gory glory.
**Edit:** Yes, I know you can use <stdio.h> in C++.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 375 |
programmerhumor | flambasted | ink0kk2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>What is wrong with streams. They make so much sense.<|eor|><|sor|>Streams sound good, sure. But, to bitshift them by some `const char*` makes no sense!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 371 |
programmerhumor | abd53 | ink20yo | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Are we really so out of stocks for jokes?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 368 |
programmerhumor | randyknapp | inkugih | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I don't write C++, but my understanding would be: standard library l - console out - concat - text - concat - end line?<|eor|><|sor|>It's not really "concat", it's more "put this data into the stream"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 331 |
programmerhumor | Nervous_Falcon_9 | ink7rj1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Every time I see `std::cout` I read it as "STD count" and I get really confused<|eor|><|sor|>After a wild night STDCount++;<|eor|><|sor|>Gotta catch em all<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | Impressive_Judge8823 | inkyfbg | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I don't write C++, but my understanding would be: standard library l - console out - concat - text - concat - end line?<|eor|><|sor|>It's not really "concat", it's more "put this data into the stream"<|eor|><|sor|>Send this motherfucker over that way
Is the way I read it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 304 |
programmerhumor | OhItsJustJosh | ink5te2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I don't write C++, but my understanding would be: standard library l - console out - concat - text - concat - end line?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 277 |
programmerhumor | valtism | hppyxz | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,394 |
programmerhumor | bumnut | fxt6iln | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The single hardest problem in computer programming is naming things and off-by-one errors.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,984 |
programmerhumor | saugoof | fxt7kbv | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For a while there was a fifth one of "AI is just if statements". Thankfully that's disappeared somewhat.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,421 |
programmerhumor | hollycrapola | fxt769m | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The single hardest problem in computer programming is naming things and off-by-one errors.<|eor|><|sor|>Also cache invalidation and naming things<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 985 |
programmerhumor | VoidSnipe | fxt6uhq | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Quitting Vim is as simple as shutting down your computer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 951 |
programmerhumor | bostero2 | fxt8d2e | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Arrays start at 0.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 810 |
programmerhumor | Venthe | fxt7995 | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The single hardest problem in computer programming is naming things and off-by-one errors.<|eor|><|sor|>Also cache invalidation and naming things<|eor|><|sor|>Also cache invalidation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 759 |
programmerhumor | Ozzymand | fxt8wwq | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For a while there was a fifth one of "AI is just if statements". Thankfully that's disappeared somewhat.<|eor|><|sor|>let us not forget shuf and 78 billion lines<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 597 |
programmerhumor | allmhuran | fxtauuq | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are 2 hard problems in distributed systems.
2) Exactly once delivery
1) Guaranteed message order
3) Exactly once delivery.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 552 |
programmerhumor | Dall0o | fxt8m8m | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Quitting Vim is as simple as shutting down your computer<|eor|><|sor|>Works with vim, emacs, nano, visual studio, ms word, eclipse, etc. The one true universal solution.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 442 |
programmerhumor | uvok | fxtap11 | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nobody gets my UDP jokes, though :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 296 |
programmerhumor | socsa | fxtkw1d | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nobody gets my UDP jokes, though :(<|eor|><|sor|>Would you like to hear a TCP joke?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
programmerhumor | not_bakchodest_of_al | fxt8agc | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The single hardest problem in computer programming is naming things and off-by-one errors.<|eor|><|sor|>Also cache invalidation and naming things<|eor|><|sor|>Also cache invalidation<|eor|><|sor|>Also cache<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 224 |
programmerhumor | jmk_2017 | fxt5uh5 | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter Posts*
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**Kat Maddox**, @ctrlshifti
tech has three jokes: stackoverflow is mean, javascript is bad, and dark mode is good. my life's goal is to discover a fourth joke
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my apologies, quitting vim is the fourth joke. As all 4 tech jokes have now been discovered, I will be closing this account. Goodbye
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If  you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 220 |
programmerhumor | ShetlandJames | fxtb9zz | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>php bad<|eor|><|sor|>python gud<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 199 |
programmerhumor | mridulpj | fxtcb9x | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Arrays start at 0.<|eor|><|sor|>Haven't heard that one for a long time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 195 |
programmerhumor | MittensTheLizard | fxt8ujj | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>talking about "tech" but only about programming. there are so many windows/linux/mac os jokes for all the system engineers, network jokes, etc...<|eor|><|sor|>the three non-coding tech jokes:
1. something about sudo, 2. i'd tell you a udp joke but you wouldn't get it, 3. user is dumb<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 193 |
programmerhumor | uvok | fxtlhdk | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nobody gets my UDP jokes, though :(<|eor|><|sor|>Would you like to hear a TCP joke?<|eor|><|sor|>I'd like to hear a TCP joke, yes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | Natural-Intelligence | fxtfldp | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For a while there was a fifth one of "AI is just if statements". Thankfully that's disappeared somewhat.<|eor|><|sor|>For some reason, it also seems that people don't remember how CSI tracked killer's IP address by building a GUI interface using visual basic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | Uni_Omni | fiim6z | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,347 |
programmerhumor | ieperen3039 | fkhf5xp | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Ok, you now owe me one wish"
"Damn, a signed genie"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,406 |
programmerhumor | yurall | fkhsp9q | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Ok, you now owe me one wish"
"Damn, a signed genie"<|eor|><|sor|>"I wish for a million copies of you."
*A million genies appear.
"I wish to be a prince!"
All million copies: "you got it! You have 1 wish left!"
Crap a reference genie.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,306 |
programmerhumor | TriforceFiction | fkhig1e | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine wishing for 24.35 wishes so the genie crashes because he can't handle float<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 977 |
programmerhumor | suvlub | fkhg3xz | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Ok, you now owe me one wish"
"Damn, a signed genie"<|eor|><|sor|>The genie, of course, wishes to swap places with you. All genies have been replaced by smart-ass programmers long ago, which is why they have the penchant for interpreting wishes too literally.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 944 |
programmerhumor | HolzmindenScherfede | fkhm8zx | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>How to we know if the genie first subtracts a wish and then executes it or the other way around. We've got to get into this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 802 |
programmerhumor | arunphilip | fkhlui4 | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine wishing for 24.35 wishes so the genie crashes because he can't handle float<|eor|><|sor|>>can't handle float
[Seriously?](https://www.flickr.com/photos/maurina/5629526954)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 601 |
programmerhumor | Uni_Omni | fkhmg7t | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>How to we know if the genie first subtracts a wish and then executes it or the other way around. We've got to get into this<|eor|><|soopr|>It's lucky that it's a post-decrementing genie :)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 535 |
programmerhumor | Hardass0877 | fkhtwwj | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Ok, you now owe me one wish"
"Damn, a signed genie"<|eor|><|sor|>"I wish for a million copies of you."
*A million genies appear.
"I wish to be a prince!"
All million copies: "you got it! You have 1 wish left!"
Crap a reference genie.<|eor|><|sor|>Fucking pointers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 444 |
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