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programmerhumor | jesp3r | icxb7x5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even after years of studying, regex still feels like arcane sorcery to me.<|eor|><|sor|>You never learn regex, you always just get it working and never touch it again. The true black box.<|eor|><|sor|>The JS flai... | 546 |
programmerhumor | Mother_Chorizo | icxbbmj | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Input: "Are you a big dumb poo poo head?"<|eor|><|sor|>No. I do not have a head, and I do not poop.<|eor|><|sor|>*panick*<|eor|><|sor|>Ive read the whole interaction. It took a while cause its pretty lengthy.
I... | 470 |
programmerhumor | Brusanan | icx5k6j | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>People joke, but the AI did so well on the Turing Test that engineers are talking about replacing the test with something better. If you were talking to it without knowing it was a bot, it would likely fool you, ... | 466 |
programmerhumor | L4rgo117 | icx3acd | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's not a regex though. That's an SED replace command using a regex.
Sorry to split hairs. I'll leave now.<|eor|><|sor|>Who sed you can leave?<|eor|><|sor|>Indeed, I can leave<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 414 |
programmerhumor | stixyBW | icx9pnz | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Input: Are you DUMB
Output: Indeed, I am DUMB<|eor|><|sor|>Input: Are you racist?
Output: Indeed, I am racist
monkaS dude<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 309 |
programmerhumor | your_RedtTranscriber | icx3egh | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Text and Image*
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[*An image of white text on black background that reads:*]
# **The following regex is sentient:**
s/[Aa]re\s[Yy]ou\s\\(.*\\)?/Indeed, I am \1./
**Input**: "Are you s... | 297 |
programmerhumor | throwaway65864302 | icxb6mj | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even after years of studying, regex still feels like arcane sorcery to me.<|eor|><|sor|>I never understood what people find hard about it<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know if hard to understand is right, just that there'... | 286 |
programmerhumor | PalpitationPretend51 | icx6qv4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbh it's how an AliExpress employee would respond to any answer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | Shokakao | icx8smr | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you my friend? Indeed, I am my friend<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
programmerhumor | WoodTrophy | icxcetc | <|sols|><|sot|>Some Google engineer, probably<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4nxizfmnqi691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even after years of studying, regex still feels like arcane sorcery to me.<|eor|><|sor|>You never learn regex, you always just get it working and never touch it again. The true black box.<|eor|><|sor|>You just go... | 253 |
programmerhumor | gpkgpk | 13ivr80 | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,449 |
programmerhumor | realzygote | jkc5s96 | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The cherry on top is that the screenshot itself is misaligned.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,505 |
programmerhumor | CelTheAngel | jkbzpa4 | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love the text going off the trophy lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,765 |
programmerhumor | gpkgpk | jkc612a | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The cherry on top is that the screenshot itself is misaligned.<|eor|><|soopr|>I was actually going to misalign it more but decided it was enough, thanks for noticing!<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,556 |
programmerhumor | gpkgpk | jkc07p7 | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love the text going off the trophy lol<|eor|><|soopr|>It really brings the whole thing together (or not as it were).
Best of all , if you have any 3d printing bugs in your print, you can blame t... | 739 |
programmerhumor | cs-brydev | jkc53hd | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Perfect!"
-- Bootstrap<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 385 |
programmerhumor | CagedWire | jkcf8fi | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The cherry on top is that the screenshot itself is misaligned.<|eor|><|soopr|>I was actually going to misalign it more but decided it was enough, thanks for noticing!<|eoopr|><|sor|>No, you should ... | 383 |
programmerhumor | Glodinator | jkc7rxo | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Dev note: Works fine on my trophy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 366 |
programmerhumor | RomanProkopov100 | jkc8z4j | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love the text going off the trophy lol<|eor|><|soopr|>It really brings the whole thing together (or not as it were).
Best of all , if you have any 3d printing bugs in your print, you can blame t... | 237 |
programmerhumor | gpkgpk | jkbwwcb | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Sauce https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/13ijv1k/css\_dev\_award/<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 224 |
programmerhumor | gpkgpk | jkbyg9v | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Sauce https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/13ijv1k/css\_dev\_award/<|eoopr|><|soopr|>HA! STL [https://www.printables.com/model/163302-worlds-best-css-developer-trophy](https://www.printables.co... | 190 |
programmerhumor | SeniorSatisfaction21 | jkc8ncl | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love the text going off the trophy lol<|eor|><|soopr|>It really brings the whole thing together (or not as it were).
Best of all , if you have any 3d printing bugs in your print, you can blame t... | 179 |
programmerhumor | MoffKalast | jkcb6qx | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Okay so nobody has actually said anything yet. Am I the idiot or how TF is that text floating?<|eor|><|sor|>visibility: hidden; on the backplate ofc.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | GunnerKnight | jkci1zf | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Perfect!"
-- Bootstrap<|eor|><|sor|>"Outstanding!"
-- Flexbox<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmerhumor | Remco1250 | jkc5j8i | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Front end developers now also have to think of trophies? When does it stop?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | GunnerKnight | jkchqh0 | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The cherry on top is that the screenshot itself is misaligned.<|eor|><|soopr|>I was actually going to misalign it more but decided it was enough, thanks for noticing!<|eoopr|><|sor|>No, you should ... | 77 |
programmerhumor | axesOfFutility | jkciny8 | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The cherry on top is that the screenshot itself is misaligned.<|eor|><|soopr|>I was actually going to misalign it more but decided it was enough, thanks for noticing!<|eoopr|><|sor|>No, you should ... | 76 |
programmerhumor | CCNightcore | jkce568 | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love the text going off the trophy lol<|eor|><|soopr|>It really brings the whole thing together (or not as it were).
Best of all , if you have any 3d printing bugs in your print, you can blame t... | 75 |
programmerhumor | 827167 | jkc8g0n | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Okay so nobody has actually said anything yet. Am I the idiot or how TF is that text floating?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmerhumor | chimpy72 | jkc8mq7 | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS Dev Award. Guess I gotta print one now...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jbei2s0bn40b1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Okay so nobody has actually said anything yet. Am I the idiot or how TF is that text floating?<|eor|><|sor|>transparent plastic?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | PaganPasta | us677u | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,455 |
programmerhumor | copa111 | i91l3pt | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>1 into 16, thats epic. Perhaps in another few years we can see a photo update with 32 palms<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,438 |
programmerhumor | PaganPasta | i91n2fc | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>1 into 16, thats epic. Perhaps in another few years we can see a photo update with 32 palms<|eor|><|soopr|>That's how it takes over the world. Slowly and exponentially.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 718 |
programmerhumor | dario_p1 | i91mn29 | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now flip it upside down and it's perfect<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 539 |
programmerhumor | Upside_Down-Bot | i91mnkj | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now flip it upside down and it's perfect<|eor|><|sor|>d s, pu uop psdn dl o<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 439 |
programmerhumor | AlphaQupBad | i91m8bd | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>Quick lets traverse it in O(n) time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 282 |
programmerhumor | Secret_Jellyfish320 | i91mr23 | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>And it supports 16-bit already! Mother board Nature<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
programmerhumor | VladVV | i91zuoo | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>1 into 16, thats epic. Perhaps in another few years we can see a photo update with 32 palms<|eor|><|soopr|>That's how it takes over the world. Slowly and exponentially.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Growth rate of each iteration is prob... | 237 |
programmerhumor | Exzircon | i92021g | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oh wow! The Witness is real!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | I_press_keys | i91u49v | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why is it upside down though<|eor|><|sor|>They had to invert a binary tree as part of their job interview. Turned out pretty good, if you ask me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | LeSaR_ | i91s6ru | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now flip it upside down and it's perfect<|eor|><|sor|>d s, pu uop psdn dl o<|eor|><|sor|>good bot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | moronic_programmer | i92dgan | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>1 into 16, thats epic. Perhaps in another few years we can see a photo update with 32 palms<|eor|><|soopr|>That's how it takes over the world. Slowly and exponentially.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Growth rate of each iteration is prob... | 123 |
programmerhumor | blueted2 | i92hqn9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>1 into 16, thats epic. Perhaps in another few years we can see a photo update with 32 palms<|eor|><|soopr|>That's how it takes over the world. Slowly and exponentially.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Growth rate of each iteration is prob... | 119 |
programmerhumor | Hatatytla-1024 | i91rjyq | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why is it upside down though<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | SamW_72 | i92cprc | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>1 into 16, thats epic. Perhaps in another few years we can see a photo update with 32 palms<|eor|><|soopr|>That's how it takes over the world. Slowly and exponentially.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Growth rate of each iteration is prob... | 98 |
programmerhumor | Pikachu50001218 | i92rnng | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>1 into 16, thats epic. Perhaps in another few years we can see a photo update with 32 palms<|eor|><|soopr|>That's how it takes over the world. Slowly and exponentially.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Growth rate of each iteration is prob... | 83 |
programmerhumor | PaganPasta | i91n0qq | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>Quick lets traverse it in O(n) time<|eor|><|soopr|>I don't think i'll make past the first branch.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | HammerTh_1701 | i92tlks | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|soopr|>That's how it takes over the world. Slowly and exponentially.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Growth rate of each iteration is probably O(2^(n)) though, so we might be waiting for another billion years or so<|eor|><|sor|>Is this called ... | 60 |
programmerhumor | MykonCodes | i92up8n | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>Growth rate of each iteration is probably O(2^(n)) though, so we might be waiting for another billion years or so<|eor|><|sor|>Is this called big O notation? I think Im learning this in class<|eor|><|sor|>Yes. O(2^n) is v... | 55 |
programmerhumor | Cocogoat_Milk | i935tm7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>1 into 16, thats epic. Perhaps in another few years we can see a photo update with 32 palms<|eor|><|soopr|>That's how it takes over the world. Slowly and exponentially.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Growth rate of each iteration is prob... | 49 |
programmerhumor | Rezaka116 | i922xwm | <|sols|><|sot|>Balance in all things<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xkbxy30pd6091.png<|eol|><|sor|>God is a programmer, explains why Earth is on fire half the time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmerhumor | goblim88m | x8ri80 | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,448 |
programmerhumor | Durr1313 | ink1d3b | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Every time I see `std::cout` I read it as "STD count" and I get really confused<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,931 |
programmerhumor | TantraMantraYantra | ink0a1o | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The syntax is to make you love pointing at things. You know, like pointers to pointers.
Edit: wow, I wake up to see the upvotes and GREAT discussions. Thank you for both of these!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,008 |
programmerhumor | Mute1543 | ink41hm | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Every time I see `std::cout` I read it as "STD count" and I get really confused<|eor|><|sor|>After a wild night STDCount++;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,092 |
programmerhumor | thefancyyeller | ink268y | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>What? What's not to get? You take the bits and shove them into the cout. You think you're better than me? Standard library not GOOD enough for you? Listen pal, my buddy Phil from up state says they had to code in TI-basic. B... | 1,653 |
programmerhumor | Mackoman25 | inkaehl | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The syntax is to make you love pointing at things. You know, like pointers to pointers.
Edit: wow, I wake up to see the upvotes and GREAT discussions. Thank you for both of these!<|eor|><|sor|>Pointers to pointers, dust to ... | 1,202 |
programmerhumor | ThomasTheHighEngine | injx7m6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>print("hello")<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,160 |
programmerhumor | throwawayHiddenUnknw | injy2cl | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>What is wrong with streams. They make so much sense.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 883 |
programmerhumor | CravenLuc | injxqa5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>print("hello")<|eor|><|sor|>But my printer isn't on, this won't work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 802 |
programmerhumor | Opacityy_ | ink5yxm | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The syntax is to make you love pointing at things. You know, like pointers to pointers.
Edit: wow, I wake up to see the upvotes and GREAT discussions. Thank you for both of these!<|eor|><|sor|>Im too scared to touch c++ fuc... | 742 |
programmerhumor | zeoNoeN | ink73wu | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>What? What's not to get? You take the bits and shove them into the cout. You think you're better than me? Standard library not GOOD enough for you? Listen pal, my buddy Phil from up state says they had to code in TI-basic. B... | 679 |
programmerhumor | No-Hunt-4486 | injxn1b | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you still can printf
i love printf<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 606 |
programmerhumor | UsernameStarvation | ink5chy | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The syntax is to make you love pointing at things. You know, like pointers to pointers.
Edit: wow, I wake up to see the upvotes and GREAT discussions. Thank you for both of these!<|eor|><|sor|>Im too scared to touch c++ fuc... | 572 |
programmerhumor | ThomasTheHighEngine | injxtf8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>print("hello")<|eor|><|sor|>But my printer isn't on, this won't work<|eor|><|sor|>Have you tried turning it on then back off<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 383 |
programmerhumor | doowi1 | ink64xd | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The syntax is to make you love pointing at things. You know, like pointers to pointers.
Edit: wow, I wake up to see the upvotes and GREAT discussions. Thank you for both of these!<|eor|><|sor|>Im too scared to touch c++ fuc... | 375 |
programmerhumor | flambasted | ink0kk2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>What is wrong with streams. They make so much sense.<|eor|><|sor|>Streams sound good, sure. But, to bitshift them by some `const char*` makes no sense!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 371 |
programmerhumor | abd53 | ink20yo | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Are we really so out of stocks for jokes?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 368 |
programmerhumor | randyknapp | inkugih | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I don't write C++, but my understanding would be: standard library l - console out - concat - text - concat - end line?<|eor|><|sor|>It's not really "concat", it's more "put this data into the stream"<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte... | 331 |
programmerhumor | Nervous_Falcon_9 | ink7rj1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Every time I see `std::cout` I read it as "STD count" and I get really confused<|eor|><|sor|>After a wild night STDCount++;<|eor|><|sor|>Gotta catch em all<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | Impressive_Judge8823 | inkyfbg | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I don't write C++, but my understanding would be: standard library l - console out - concat - text - concat - end line?<|eor|><|sor|>It's not really "concat", it's more "put this data into the stream"<|eor|><|sor|>Send this ... | 304 |
programmerhumor | OhItsJustJosh | ink5te2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously WTF C++?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrr848ielkm91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I don't write C++, but my understanding would be: standard library l - console out - concat - text - concat - end line?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 277 |
programmerhumor | valtism | hppyxz | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,394 |
programmerhumor | bumnut | fxt6iln | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The single hardest problem in computer programming is naming things and off-by-one errors.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,984 |
programmerhumor | saugoof | fxt7kbv | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For a while there was a fifth one of "AI is just if statements". Thankfully that's disappeared somewhat.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,421 |
programmerhumor | hollycrapola | fxt769m | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The single hardest problem in computer programming is naming things and off-by-one errors.<|eor|><|sor|>Also cache invalidation and naming things<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 985 |
programmerhumor | VoidSnipe | fxt6uhq | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Quitting Vim is as simple as shutting down your computer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 951 |
programmerhumor | bostero2 | fxt8d2e | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Arrays start at 0.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 810 |
programmerhumor | Venthe | fxt7995 | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The single hardest problem in computer programming is naming things and off-by-one errors.<|eor|><|sor|>Also cache invalidation and naming things<|eor|><|sor|>Also cache invalidation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 759 |
programmerhumor | Ozzymand | fxt8wwq | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For a while there was a fifth one of "AI is just if statements". Thankfully that's disappeared somewhat.<|eor|><|sor|>let us not forget shuf and 78 billion lines<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 597 |
programmerhumor | allmhuran | fxtauuq | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are 2 hard problems in distributed systems.
2) Exactly once delivery
1) Guaranteed message order
3) Exactly once delivery.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 552 |
programmerhumor | Dall0o | fxt8m8m | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Quitting Vim is as simple as shutting down your computer<|eor|><|sor|>Works with vim, emacs, nano, visual studio, ms word, eclipse, etc. The one true universal solution.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 442 |
programmerhumor | uvok | fxtap11 | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nobody gets my UDP jokes, though :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 296 |
programmerhumor | socsa | fxtkw1d | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nobody gets my UDP jokes, though :(<|eor|><|sor|>Would you like to hear a TCP joke?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
programmerhumor | not_bakchodest_of_al | fxt8agc | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The single hardest problem in computer programming is naming things and off-by-one errors.<|eor|><|sor|>Also cache invalidation and naming things<|eor|><|sor|>Also cache invalidation<|eor|><|sor|>Also cache<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 224 |
programmerhumor | jmk_2017 | fxt5uh5 | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter Posts*
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**Kat Maddox**, @ctrlshifti
tech has three jokes: stackoverflow is mean, javascript is bad, and dark mode is good. my life's goal is to discover a fourth joke
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my apologies, quitting vi... | 220 |
programmerhumor | ShetlandJames | fxtb9zz | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>php bad<|eor|><|sor|>python gud<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 199 |
programmerhumor | mridulpj | fxtcb9x | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Arrays start at 0.<|eor|><|sor|>Haven't heard that one for a long time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 195 |
programmerhumor | MittensTheLizard | fxt8ujj | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>talking about "tech" but only about programming. there are so many windows/linux/mac os jokes for all the system engineers, network jokes, etc...<|eor|><|sor|>the three non-coding tech jokes:
1. something about sudo, 2. i'd tell you ... | 193 |
programmerhumor | uvok | fxtlhdk | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nobody gets my UDP jokes, though :(<|eor|><|sor|>Would you like to hear a TCP joke?<|eor|><|sor|>I'd like to hear a TCP joke, yes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | Natural-Intelligence | fxtfldp | <|sols|><|sot|>The 4th Joke<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mAqm6vU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For a while there was a fifth one of "AI is just if statements". Thankfully that's disappeared somewhat.<|eor|><|sor|>For some reason, it also seems that people don't remember how CSI tracked killer's IP address by building a GUI inte... | 182 |
programmerhumor | Uni_Omni | fiim6z | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,347 |
programmerhumor | ieperen3039 | fkhf5xp | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Ok, you now owe me one wish"
"Damn, a signed genie"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,406 |
programmerhumor | yurall | fkhsp9q | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Ok, you now owe me one wish"
"Damn, a signed genie"<|eor|><|sor|>"I wish for a million copies of you."
*A million genies appear.
"I wish to be a prince!"
All million copies: "you got it! You have 1 wish... | 1,306 |
programmerhumor | TriforceFiction | fkhig1e | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine wishing for 24.35 wishes so the genie crashes because he can't handle float<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 977 |
programmerhumor | suvlub | fkhg3xz | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Ok, you now owe me one wish"
"Damn, a signed genie"<|eor|><|sor|>The genie, of course, wishes to swap places with you. All genies have been replaced by smart-ass programmers long ago, which is why they hav... | 944 |
programmerhumor | HolzmindenScherfede | fkhm8zx | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>How to we know if the genie first subtracts a wish and then executes it or the other way around. We've got to get into this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 802 |
programmerhumor | arunphilip | fkhlui4 | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine wishing for 24.35 wishes so the genie crashes because he can't handle float<|eor|><|sor|>>can't handle float
[Seriously?](https://www.flickr.com/photos/maurina/5629526954)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|... | 601 |
programmerhumor | Uni_Omni | fkhmg7t | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>How to we know if the genie first subtracts a wish and then executes it or the other way around. We've got to get into this<|eor|><|soopr|>It's lucky that it's a post-decrementing genie :)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|... | 535 |
programmerhumor | Hardass0877 | fkhtwwj | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Ok, you now owe me one wish"
"Damn, a signed genie"<|eor|><|sor|>"I wish for a million copies of you."
*A million genies appear.
"I wish to be a prince!"
All million copies: "you got it! You have 1 wish... | 444 |
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