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programmerhumor | KarolOfGutovo | fkhnr8c | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Ok, you now owe me one wish"
"Damn, a signed genie"<|eor|><|sor|>"I wish I had -127 wishes"<|eor|><|sor|>"Granted. Now you owe me 128 wishes. We ain't cheaping out on storing literally the only variable in system."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 356 |
programmerhumor | Daveinatx | fkhj3ao | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>That genie is quite the character.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 305 |
programmerhumor | jacobp100 | fki8bw1 | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Ok, you now owe me one wish"
"Damn, a signed genie"<|eor|><|sor|>"I wish for a million copies of you."
*A million genies appear.
"I wish to be a prince!"
All million copies: "you got it! You have 1 wish left!"
Crap a reference genie.<|eor|><|sor|>I dont get it. Is it a reference to something? Anyone have any pointers?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | forlornself | fkhq9tr | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine wishing for 24.35 wishes so the genie crashes because he can't handle float<|eor|><|sor|>>can't handle float
[Seriously?](https://www.flickr.com/photos/maurina/5629526954)<|eor|><|sor|>All the genie knows is float<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | alex2003super | fkhrh6y | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Ok, you now owe me one wish"
"Damn, a signed genie"<|eor|><|sor|>The genie, of course, wishes to swap places with you. All genies have been replaced by smart-ass programmers long ago, which is why they have the penchant for interpreting wishes too literally.<|eor|><|sor|>r/writingprompts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 248 |
programmerhumor | Hawkwing942 | fkhzr9h | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>How to we know if the genie first subtracts a wish and then executes it or the other way around. We've got to get into this<|eor|><|soopr|>It's lucky that it's a post-decrementing genie :)<|eoopr|><|sor|>And if it isn't, just use your first wish to make it so.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | Camper2012 | fkhx3h3 | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"I wish I had one million wishes"
"You can't wish for additional wishes"
"sudo I wish I had one million wishes"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
programmerhumor | ReadItAlready_ | fkhbuj7 | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter Post*
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**The Wise Developer**, @TheWiseDeveloper
Genie: "Okay, you know how it goes - you have 3 wishes left, and no asking for extra wishes"
Me: "l wish I had 0 wishes left"
Genie: "Okay, you have 255 wishes left"
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If  you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | X-Penguins | fkhm69m | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Ok, you now owe me one wish"
"Damn, a signed genie"<|eor|><|sor|>"I wish I had -127 wishes"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | jaichim_carridin | fkhron0 | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>0 is not an underflow for a uint8<|eor|><|sor|> wish_count = 3
while (wish_count != 0) {
grant_wish() # sets wish_count to 0 like asked in post
wish_count -= 1 # sets wish_count to -1 aka 255
}
Edit: simplified slightly (removed irrelevant `get_wish`, added a little more to a comment)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
programmerhumor | Salanmander | fkhtz2m | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Ok, you now owe me one wish"
"Damn, a signed genie"<|eor|><|sor|>"I wish I had -127 wishes"<|eor|><|sor|>"Granted. Now you owe me 128 wishes. We ain't cheaping out on storing literally the only variable in system."<|eor|><|sor|>I wish I had -Long.MAX_VALUE wishes.<|eor|><|sor|>Okay, you now owe me 9,223,372,036,854,775,808 wishes.
Should have checked the documentation and realized that Long.MIN_VALUE is -Long.MAX_VALUE - 1.
But also we're using bignums. I *did* say we ain't cheaping out, didn't I?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | yottalogical | fkhnxni | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is why me and the boys only use 64-bit genies.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | techyboi31 | v3xdyp | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,271 |
programmerhumor | Comm4nd0 | ib19ye0 | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I wish people would stop posting shit like this. They're going to make us go back to the office!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,797 |
programmerhumor | I_Survived_Sekiro | ib12p5b | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Submit PR, game, get comments back, fix them in 5 min, game for 5 hours, and commit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 765 |
programmerhumor | derbymutt | ib1g8yp | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I wish people would stop posting shit like this. They're going to make us go back to the office!<|eor|><|sor|>You say that like this didn't already happen *in* the office.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 634 |
programmerhumor | yatay99 | ib1gj1v | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>*ten minutes of intense programming while checking reddit every 30 seconds<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 454 |
programmerhumor | MrSpiffenhimer | ib1lsm0 | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I wish people would stop posting shit like this. They're going to make us go back to the office!<|eor|><|sor|>You say that like this didn't already happen *in* the office.<|eor|><|sor|>That candy aint going to crush itself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmerhumor | PennyforaTaleRpg | ib1sx89 | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is real, but I spent hours over a few days perfecting a beast of a SQL query for use with Tableau to recreate a report from a Python script. From a guy who did manual labor for more than 10 years, programming is for real exhausting, just a different kind. I take a lot of breaks.<|eor|><|sor|>Idk if you play RPGs a lot, but I liken the feeling to having spent all your mana/Magicka/spells. You're not injured or tired, but your brain is just cognitively *spent*.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 308 |
programmerhumor | snbaloo | ib138qg | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Submit PR, game, get comments back, fix them in 5 min, game for 5 hours, and commit.<|eor|><|sor|>Stop to expose all my secrets on the Internet please.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 304 |
programmerhumor | viavip_b | ib196bn | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I come up with most of my problem solutions while resting and playing getting over it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 251 |
programmerhumor | glowingRockOnDesk | ib26uey | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is real, but I spent hours over a few days perfecting a beast of a SQL query for use with Tableau to recreate a report from a Python script. From a guy who did manual labor for more than 10 years, programming is for real exhausting, just a different kind. I take a lot of breaks.<|eor|><|sor|>Idk if you play RPGs a lot, but I liken the feeling to having spent all your mana/Magicka/spells. You're not injured or tired, but your brain is just cognitively *spent*.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh wow, I love this. Thanks, stealing it like I stole ~~your~~ my code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | OutrageousKoala | ib1nsr5 | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I wish people would stop posting shit like this. They're going to make us go back to the office!<|eor|><|sor|>You say that like this didn't already happen *in* the office.<|eor|><|sor|>That candy aint going to crush itself.<|eor|><|sor|>My team and I would speedrun Google Minesweeper all the time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmerhumor | Big_D004 | ib1antv | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I come up with most of my problem solutions while resting and playing getting over it<|eor|><|sor|>Relaxation and Getting over it seem like two thing that wouldnt get along but ever since I got decent at that game I find it strangely therapeutic to play.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | ILoveDCEU_SoSueMe | ib1r5gw | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Submit PR, game, get comments back, fix them in 5 min, game for 5 hours, and commit.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, you guys are not getting to participate in extensive research and think about ways to enhance the application, teamwork and have lengthy discussions with people who don't care or understand which takes away all the remaining time you have?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmerhumor | Heat62 | ib1s8nm | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Submit PR, game, get comments back, fix them in 5 min, game for 5 hours, and commit.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, you guys are not getting to participate in extensive research and think about ways to enhance the application, teamwork and have lengthy discussions with people who don't care or understand which takes away all the remaining time you have?<|eor|><|sor|>This guy SCRUMs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | Warlock7_SL | ib11whw | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So you must be insanely productive<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmerhumor | carcigenicate | ib1s45e | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I wish people would stop posting shit like this. They're going to make us go back to the office!<|eor|><|sor|>You say that like this didn't already happen *in* the office.<|eor|><|sor|>My first job, a startup, had a room dedicated to VR, and had a full F1 racing setup in the corner (steering wheel, gearshift, pedals, on a beefy rig). We were encouraged to take breaks and use the equipment. My manager was actually disappointed that I never used it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | Jokmok91 | ib1m9mi | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>*ten minutes of intense programming while checking reddit every 30 seconds<|eor|><|sor|>Literally me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
programmerhumor | PennyforaTaleRpg | ib28a1b | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is real, but I spent hours over a few days perfecting a beast of a SQL query for use with Tableau to recreate a report from a Python script. From a guy who did manual labor for more than 10 years, programming is for real exhausting, just a different kind. I take a lot of breaks.<|eor|><|sor|>Idk if you play RPGs a lot, but I liken the feeling to having spent all your mana/Magicka/spells. You're not injured or tired, but your brain is just cognitively *spent*.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh wow, I love this. Thanks, stealing it like I stole ~~your~~ my code.<|eor|><|sor|>It's been the only way I could describe the exhaustion from coding. Because sometimes I can go to the gym or to a party right after a long day of coding and not feel hampered at all in those tasks, but once my brain is tired of doing program operations/math it gets painful to continue<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmerhumor | RSCiscoRouter | ib1e4k9 | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Submit PR, game, get comments back, fix them in 5 min, game for 5 hours, and commit.<|eor|><|sor|>I view at as they only pay enough for about 2 to 3 hours of my time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmerhumor | MEGAMAN2312 | ib1g2z3 | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>How to stop this<|eor|><|sor|>That's the neat part, you don't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmerhumor | aloofloofah | 11avvp9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,240 |
programmerhumor | paanthastha | j9uc6cv | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Inflation and future college expenses maybe.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,627 |
programmerhumor | trutheality | j9urfml | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's kinda cool that these emoji are just built out of parts and that 11th character is what added the boy. I am kinda curious why it takes 11 characters though, I think you can make that family with just 7 (man, zero width joiner, woman, ZWJ, girl, ZWJ, boy)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,369 |
programmerhumor | Grubzer | j9ujnqe | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm really behind on my emoji logic. Can you please share documentation<|eor|><|sor|>Dont know where docs is, but tldr - emojis are a bunch of symbols/characters under a trenchcoat. Cut off a character and emoji changes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 924 |
programmerhumor | Strostkovy | j9v1qaq | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm really behind on my emoji logic. Can you please share documentation<|eor|><|sor|>Dont know where docs is, but tldr - emojis are a bunch of symbols/characters under a trenchcoat. Cut off a character and emoji changes<|eor|><|sor|>In this case cutting off a character cuts off a character<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 843 |
programmerhumor | mineNombies | j9ujg9h | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Browsers have a support for emojis combining into an icon which can even be dragged into text input??? People really dedicate a lot of attention to these things.<|eor|><|sor|>No, they don't.
They have support for Unicode characters, and the Unicode spec says sometimes multiple Unicode characters can combine to be printed as one.
Combine this with the ability to drag highlighted text that's so incredibly common that even old versions of IE and MS Wordpad have it, and you get something apparently fancy and specific that in reality isn't at all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 832 |
programmerhumor | alban228 | j9usa4p | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's kinda cool that these emoji are just built out of parts and that 11th character is what added the boy. I am kinda curious why it takes 11 characters though, I think you can make that family with just 7 (man, zero width joiner, woman, ZWJ, girl, ZWJ, boy)<|eor|><|sor|>Because these emojis use a second byte
Man (2) + ZWJ (1) + Woman (2) + ZWJ (1) + Girl (2) + ZWJ (1) + Boy (2)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 820 |
programmerhumor | the_bug_squasher | j9ug7z2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm really behind on my emoji logic. Can you please share documentation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 782 |
programmerhumor | Dmayak | j9uel1m | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Browsers have a support for emojis combining into an icon which can even be dragged into text input??? People really dedicate a lot of attention to these things.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 730 |
programmerhumor | Kaelorn | j9udfeu | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Inflation and future college expenses maybe.<|eor|><|sor|>No someone brought a gun in school<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 635 |
programmerhumor | funciton | j9vc4i9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's kinda cool that these emoji are just built out of parts and that 11th character is what added the boy. I am kinda curious why it takes 11 characters though, I think you can make that family with just 7 (man, zero width joiner, woman, ZWJ, girl, ZWJ, boy)<|eor|><|sor|>Because these emojis use a second byte
Man (2) + ZWJ (1) + Woman (2) + ZWJ (1) + Girl (2) + ZWJ (1) + Boy (2)<|eor|><|sor|>>Because these emojis use a second byte
Ackshally it is 4 bytes. For some inane reason the input length is expressed in UTF-16 code units. The math still checks out, though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 626 |
programmerhumor | sardonicEmpath | j9vtv1y | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Inflation and future college expenses maybe.<|eor|><|sor|>That input text box length doesnt come for free, you know.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | jonathancast | j9utraf | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm really behind on my emoji logic. Can you please share documentation<|eor|><|sor|>No docs but family emojis are just strings with lots of "zero-width-joiner" characters.
ZWJ is a Unicode code point created for scripts in SE Asia, I think India but not sure, that have lots of ligatures, to the point where Unicode just gave up and created a generic ligature-request mechanism.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 258 |
programmerhumor | Ok-Kaleidoscope5627 | j9unaj4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Browsers have a support for emojis combining into an icon which can even be dragged into text input??? People really dedicate a lot of attention to these things.<|eor|><|sor|>No, they don't.
They have support for Unicode characters, and the Unicode spec says sometimes multiple Unicode characters can combine to be printed as one.
Combine this with the ability to drag highlighted text that's so incredibly common that even old versions of IE and MS Wordpad have it, and you get something apparently fancy and specific that in reality isn't at all.<|eor|><|sor|>These things of things are what make front end programming such a nightmare though. Imagine creating your UI. Everything works perfectly... And then you run into this and for some reason it breaks your UI. On top of that imagine the user error reports you'd receive about this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 228 |
programmerhumor | Nathelis_Cain | j9urhi2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Browsers have a support for emojis combining into an icon which can even be dragged into text input??? People really dedicate a lot of attention to these things.<|eor|><|sor|>No, they don't.
They have support for Unicode characters, and the Unicode spec says sometimes multiple Unicode characters can combine to be printed as one.
Combine this with the ability to drag highlighted text that's so incredibly common that even old versions of IE and MS Wordpad have it, and you get something apparently fancy and specific that in reality isn't at all.<|eor|><|sor|>These things of things are what make front end programming such a nightmare though. Imagine creating your UI. Everything works perfectly... And then you run into this and for some reason it breaks your UI. On top of that imagine the user error reports you'd receive about this.<|eor|><|sor|>If you think that's bad, I can remember back when Emoji were kinda new and then the phones started having emoji keyboards. You know what doesn't like Emoji? Old Mysql databases from before uft8_mb4 charset support. Nothing like having a bunch of stuff start failing because someone tried putting an emoji into a text field in their profile.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | Tubthumper8 | j9w00tw | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's kinda cool that these emoji are just built out of parts and that 11th character is what added the boy. I am kinda curious why it takes 11 characters though, I think you can make that family with just 7 (man, zero width joiner, woman, ZWJ, girl, ZWJ, boy)<|eor|><|sor|>Because these emojis use a second byte
Man (2) + ZWJ (1) + Woman (2) + ZWJ (1) + Girl (2) + ZWJ (1) + Boy (2)<|eor|><|sor|>>Because these emojis use a second byte
Ackshally it is 4 bytes. For some inane reason the input length is expressed in UTF-16 code units. The math still checks out, though.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, JavaScript, web browsers, JVM languages, CLR languages, etc. all use UTF-16 so we're going to be stuck on that encoding for a long time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
programmerhumor | S-Gamblin | j9ul0wd | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is genuinely neat to me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 191 |
programmerhumor | Harmxn- | j9vj5qs | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm really behind on my emoji logic. Can you please share documentation<|eor|><|sor|>Dont know where docs is, but tldr - emojis are a bunch of symbols/characters under a trenchcoat. Cut off a character and emoji changes<|eor|><|sor|>What if we're all just emojis in some higher being's chat messages?<|eor|><|sor|>There is actually a [theory](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) about this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | MinusPi1 | j9vqpbv | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm really behind on my emoji logic. Can you please share documentation<|eor|><|sor|>No docs but family emojis are just strings with lots of "zero-width-joiner" characters.
ZWJ is a Unicode code point created for scripts in SE Asia, I think India but not sure, that have lots of ligatures, to the point where Unicode just gave up and created a generic ligature-request mechanism.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh my god. You're telling me that unicode is even worse than I thought?<|eor|><|sor|>Unicode is a glorious mess of compromises and hacks and it's one of humanity's greatest achievements<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
programmerhumor | phileas0408 | j9vlh5w | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Inflation and future college expenses maybe.<|eor|><|sor|>No someone brought a gun in school<|eor|><|sor|>The girl killed her brother<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | stanislav_harris | j9ubg1i | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>China<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | No-Tumbleweed-8985 | ttz596 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,177 |
programmerhumor | Calkky | i30zssm | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes. It's frighteningly common for a candidate to be put through the ringer in many rounds of interviews: deriving big O, completing massive take-home assignments and being subjected to endless rounds of buzzword bingo. If they're lucky enough to make it through, they're rewarded with the glamorous task of moving `<div>`s around and adding columns to raw SQL queries.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,595 |
programmerhumor | RequiDarth1 | i3112s6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes. It's frighteningly common for a candidate to be put through the ringer in many rounds of interviews: deriving big O, completing massive take-home assignments and being subjected to endless rounds of buzzword bingo. If they're lucky enough to make it through, they're rewarded with the glamorous task of moving `<div>`s around and adding columns to raw SQL queries.<|eor|><|sor|>And a pretty nice salary<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,303 |
programmerhumor | MaxBlazed | i30ytj5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Depends on the company. Sometimes it's the other way around.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 665 |
programmerhumor | piberryboy | i313fmx | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes. It's frighteningly common for a candidate to be put through the ringer in many rounds of interviews: deriving big O, completing massive take-home assignments and being subjected to endless rounds of buzzword bingo. If they're lucky enough to make it through, they're rewarded with the glamorous task of moving `<div>`s around and adding columns to raw SQL queries.<|eor|><|sor|>And a pretty nice salary<|eor|><|sor|>And some pretty nice celery<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 605 |
programmerhumor | piberryboy | i314prh | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes. It's frighteningly common for a candidate to be put through the ringer in many rounds of interviews: deriving big O, completing massive take-home assignments and being subjected to endless rounds of buzzword bingo. If they're lucky enough to make it through, they're rewarded with the glamorous task of moving `<div>`s around and adding columns to raw SQL queries.<|eor|><|sor|>> and adding columns to raw SQL queries
This actually sounds more exciting than what I do. I feel like mostly what I do is incorporate other peoples' code and add a few lines of my own. Then the other half of my time is spent approving a bunch of PRs that are same. Bleech<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 567 |
programmerhumor | ExceedingChunk | i310pjv | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Depends, but a lot of time the answer is, yes.
With that said, bad programmers have the ability to turn a simple task into a giant mess of spaghetti code. So you want good developers working on your easy problems too.<|eor|><|sor|>Being able to solve leet code problems efficiently in terms of memory and run speed doesn't necessarily translate to being able to write clean code at all tho.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 567 |
programmerhumor | damola93 | i31eabn | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Depends on the company. Sometimes it's the other way around.<|eor|><|sor|>
I have a wild story, I got a job as a DevOps engineer. It was a pretty chill interview, and I vastly underestimated the task. However, when I started the job I realized I was the only DevOps engineer for a payment processing company operating in multiple countries processing millions of transactions. It was a baptism of fire, however, I conquered it and was rewarded with a guy brought in over me, after about 9 months in,with no increase in my pay or title. I decided to quit and left on the 10th month.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 466 |
programmerhumor | Murphler | i3127ec | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not for me. Interview process was a breeze with only minimal technical element. The Android dev job <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 441 |
programmerhumor | whoeve | i31idrt | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Seriously. As a data scientist I spend extremely small amounts of time actually touching the machine learning model we employ (though it absolutely does come up and knowledge of the model is required for everything else). There's just so many other issues that come up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 398 |
programmerhumor | zjd0114 | i329xzq | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Seriously. As a data scientist I spend extremely small amounts of time actually touching the machine learning model we employ (though it absolutely does come up and knowledge of the model is required for everything else). There's just so many other issues that come up.<|eor|><|sor|>Currently in school for Data Analytics. What does your day to day consist of? What do you use your machine learning model for?<|eor|><|sor|>Someone just reported me as suicidal on Reddit and I got a weird message from RedditCareTeam. Im almost positive it has something to do with me saying Im in school for Data Analytics lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 367 |
programmerhumor | makonext | i30xlsr | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've never had an actual coding interview.<|eor|><|sor|>Me neither.
Also Ive never had a job<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 357 |
programmerhumor | Athen65 | i31gmq9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes. It's frighteningly common for a candidate to be put through the ringer in many rounds of interviews: deriving big O, completing massive take-home assignments and being subjected to endless rounds of buzzword bingo. If they're lucky enough to make it through, they're rewarded with the glamorous task of moving `<div>`s around and adding columns to raw SQL queries.<|eor|><|sor|>And a pretty nice salary<|eor|><|sor|>If you know how to center a div, they pay *double*!<|eor|><|sor|>That's right, instead of $80,000 annually, they pay $80,000.00!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 320 |
programmerhumor | jadedtater | i3139w2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes. It's frighteningly common for a candidate to be put through the ringer in many rounds of interviews: deriving big O, completing massive take-home assignments and being subjected to endless rounds of buzzword bingo. If they're lucky enough to make it through, they're rewarded with the glamorous task of moving `<div>`s around and adding columns to raw SQL queries.<|eor|><|sor|>If someone gives me a take home assignment I just email them later and say Im no longer interested<|eor|><|sor|>Take home assignments are the easiest challenge though. I 100% would rather spend a weekend doing a small project than any leetcode style interview.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | praguepride | i31g3bj | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Depends, but a lot of time the answer is, yes.
With that said, bad programmers have the ability to turn a simple task into a giant mess of spaghetti code. So you want good developers working on your easy problems too.<|eor|><|sor|>Being able to solve leet code problems efficiently in terms of memory and run speed doesn't necessarily translate to being able to write clean code at all tho.<|eor|><|sor|>My professor in professional programming class once opened a lesson asking what all the different quality metrics for code are. Then he asked to order them by priority. You could see who had seen production die before and who hadn't.<|eor|><|sor|>> You could see who had seen production die before and who hadn't.
I don't understand, what do you mean by this?<|eor|><|sor|>I think he means watching the entire room's productivity grind to a halt as everyone starts arguging about whether bean consistency should be placed at #5 or #6 on the list.
I have been in meetings where an entire hour with 12 people in a room was spent trying to decide which shade of blue to use for a UI button.
They had to schedule a follow up meeting because they couldn't make the decision.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | Murphler | i319o19 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not for me. Interview process was a breeze with only minimal technical element. The Android dev job <|eor|><|sor|>How much do you get paid though?<|eor|><|sor|>Enough to put up with it for now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 208 |
programmerhumor | Return_Of_The_Fly | i30ssyt | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've never had an actual coding interview.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | blackasthesky | i311thm | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Depends, but a lot of time the answer is, yes.
With that said, bad programmers have the ability to turn a simple task into a giant mess of spaghetti code. So you want good developers working on your easy problems too.<|eor|><|sor|>Being able to solve leet code problems efficiently in terms of memory and run speed doesn't necessarily translate to being able to write clean code at all tho.<|eor|><|sor|>My professor in professional programming class once opened a lesson asking what all the different quality metrics for code are. Then he asked to order them by priority. You could see who had seen production die before and who hadn't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | OscariusGaming | 9dmexz | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,125 |
programmerhumor | EpicSaxGirl | e5ioln1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>hi guys here my tutorial for how to do a thing in c++ first we declare all our variables in one line
int a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j...
<|eor|><|sor|>don't even use floating points, use a separate int for each decimal place.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,079 |
programmerhumor | CorstianBoerman | e5iozua | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The guy with the pilots license:
int foxtrot, uniform, charlie, kilo;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 992 |
programmerhumor | julsmanbr | e5ilolv | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't you just love not having to declare variables?
def f(x, y, s, arg):
d = {}
li = []
li2 = []
for a in arg:
try:
d[a] = x[y]
y += s
except:
li.append(a)
li2.append(a)
r = [k for k in d if k not in li2]
if y > len(r):
print(li)
return [c for c in r if c < x][:y]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 678 |
programmerhumor | odraencoded | e5ipvil | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>why code much if code few do trick?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 651 |
programmerhumor | CorstianBoerman | e5it4bz | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The guy with the pilots license:
int foxtrot, uniform, charlie, kilo;<|eor|><|sor|>The former kindergarten teacher:
int apple, baby, cat, dog, elephant, fox;<|eor|><|sor|>So this is what they call 'object oriented'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 506 |
programmerhumor | I_Never_Sleep_Ever | e5ina7r | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't you just love not having to declare variables?
def f(x, y, s, arg):
d = {}
li = []
li2 = []
for a in arg:
try:
d[a] = x[y]
y += s
except:
li.append(a)
li2.append(a)
r = [k for k in d if k not in li2]
if y > len(r):
print(li)
return [c for c in r if c < x][:y]<|eor|><|sor|>My eyes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 502 |
programmerhumor | scumbaggio | e5iptxi | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>hi guys here my tutorial for how to do a thing in c++ first we declare all our variables in one line
int a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j...
<|eor|><|sor|>don't even use floating points, use a separate int for each decimal place.<|eor|><|sor|>Gotta squeeze out every ounce of performance<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 418 |
programmerhumor | julsmanbr | e5ionuo | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't you just love not having to declare variables?
def f(x, y, s, arg):
d = {}
li = []
li2 = []
for a in arg:
try:
d[a] = x[y]
y += s
except:
li.append(a)
li2.append(a)
r = [k for k in d if k not in li2]
if y > len(r):
print(li)
return [c for c in r if c < x][:y]<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly `li` and `li2` should be `a` and `b`, `arg` should be `args` and `a` would be `arg`.<|eor|><|sor|>If Python really had a garbage collector, it would have collected my code by now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 349 |
programmerhumor | Phrygue | e5iq2hc | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>hi guys here my tutorial for how to do a thing in c++ first we declare all our variables in one line
int a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j...
<|eor|><|sor|>don't even use floating points, use a separate int for each decimal place.<|eor|><|sor|>Gotta squeeze out every ounce of performance<|eor|><|sor|>Best performance is from a static data location, AKA globals, so you minimize stack access. Best just declare all possible variables and include them in every file. Also this speeds up general communication between modules because the data is already there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 283 |
programmerhumor | Legin_666 | e5iousm | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>int x;
List<float> x2;
Object x3;
int[] x4;
Thats what I call a consistent naming convention
<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Yea, but I do that **C O N S I S T E N T L Y**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 276 |
programmerhumor | SerLava | e5iu21n | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The guy with the pilots license:
int foxtrot, uniform, charlie, kilo;<|eor|><|sor|>The former kindergarten teacher:
int apple, baby, cat, dog, elephant, fox;<|eor|><|sor|>Satan:
int append, bool, concat, delete, end, function;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 251 |
programmerhumor | RiktaD | e5ilb4x | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>$horizontalCoordinate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | Legin_666 | e5imepw | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>int x;
List<float> x2;
Object x3;
int[] x4;
Thats what I call a consistent naming convention
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | conman__1040 | e5ip3h4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I hate myself for a certain project I did. It was a huge multi loop thing, and at each level I went: index, index, indexxx, indexxxx... On and on through the whole thing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
programmerhumor | Octopoid | e5isufa | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>hi guys here my tutorial for how to do a thing in c++ first we declare all our variables in one line
int a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j...
<|eor|><|sor|>don't even use floating points, use a separate int for each decimal place.<|eor|><|sor|>Gotta squeeze out every ounce of performance<|eor|><|sor|>Best performance is from a static data location, AKA globals, so you minimize stack access. Best just declare all possible variables and include them in every file. Also this speeds up general communication between modules because the data is already there.<|eor|><|sor|>There's also no need to mess about storing lots of different data types. A single array of bools, resized as required, does the job nicely.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | ManWithKeyboard | e5is6vj | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I hate myself for a certain project I did. It was a huge multi loop thing, and at each level I went: index, index, indexxx, indexxxx... On and on through the whole thing<|eor|><|sor|>indexxx was where all the interesting stuff happened <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
programmerhumor | swapripper | e5isqer | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't you just love not having to declare variables?
def f(x, y, s, arg):
d = {}
li = []
li2 = []
for a in arg:
try:
d[a] = x[y]
y += s
except:
li.append(a)
li2.append(a)
r = [k for k in d if k not in li2]
if y > len(r):
print(li)
return [c for c in r if c < x][:y]<|eor|><|sor|>My eyes<|eor|><|sor|>My leg!<|eor|><|sor|>##And my axe<|eor|><|sor|>***And my x***<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | kamranahmed_se | enq91y | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,065 |
programmerhumor | 97mario | fe43xem | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*hits the sign* : warnings dont mean nothing, the code is running fine.
*hit the bridge* : whos the dumass that ignored the warning<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,901 |
programmerhumor | kashxmusic | fe4lr4a | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*hits the sign* : warnings dont mean nothing, the code is running fine.
*hit the bridge* : whos the dumass that ignored the warning<|eor|><|sor|>Android Studio errors be like:
"If you hit this bridge, you'll hit the sign"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,480 |
programmerhumor | tails618 | fe4n8q5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*hits the sign* : warnings dont mean nothing, the code is running fine.
*hit the bridge* : whos the dumass that ignored the warning<|eor|><|sor|>Android Studio errors be like:
"If you hit this bridge, you'll hit the sign"<|eor|><|sor|>> If you hit this bridge, you previously hit the sign and we didn't tell you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 904 |
programmerhumor | its-kyle-yo | fe4em48 | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*That sign can't stop me because I can't read!*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 456 |
programmerhumor | mrbmi513 | fe3n6c1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this the infamous 11'8" bridge (that was just raised 8" and recently got electronic overheight signs)?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 341 |
programmerhumor | kashxmusic | fe4nl4g | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*hits the sign* : warnings dont mean nothing, the code is running fine.
*hit the bridge* : whos the dumass that ignored the warning<|eor|><|sor|>Android Studio errors be like:
"If you hit this bridge, you'll hit the sign"<|eor|><|sor|>> If you hit this bridge, you previously hit the sign and we didn't tell you.<|eor|><|sor|>Ohh and we replaced a few of those tires with shiny new androidx ones<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 283 |
programmerhumor | goosegg3 | fe499l7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i sure hope no trucks make a right out of that parking lot to the right<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | lenswipe | fe4xnvl | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*hits the sign* : warnings dont mean nothing, the code is running fine.
*hit the bridge* : whos the dumass that ignored the warning<|eor|><|sor|>Android Studio errors be like:
"If you hit this bridge, you'll hit the sign"<|eor|><|sor|>> If you hit this bridge, you previously hit the sign and we didn't tell you.<|eor|><|sor|>You actually hit the bridge 45 minutes ago, but it was on another thread so we figured you didn't want to know about it.
Have you tried creating your bridge, sign and truck in C++ instead? That way you can have multiple truck pointers, some of which are trucks, some of which are pointers, some of which are pointers to pointers to trucks. All of them explode on impact.
Alternatively, if you're looking for something easier, you could try PHPruck v1.3. Some of the trucks are made of steel, some are made of aluminum and some are made of paper. You won't find out which until you start driving them. The internals of all of them look to have been generated by zalgo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 192 |
programmerhumor | CarlosIsScrolling | fe3zb7y | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this the infamous 11'8" bridge (that was just raised 8" and recently got electronic overheight signs)?<|eor|><|sor|>Doesnt appear so.
Just checked the YouTube videos and the building on that corner is different<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | pogoyoyo1 | fe5th45 | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*That sign can't stop me because I can't read!*<|eor|><|sor|>r/11foot8<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
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