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programmerhumor | KarolOfGutovo | fkhnr8c | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Ok, you now owe me one wish"
"Damn, a signed genie"<|eor|><|sor|>"I wish I had -127 wishes"<|eor|><|sor|>"Granted. Now you owe me 128 wishes. We ain't cheaping out on storing literally the only variable in... | 356 |
programmerhumor | Daveinatx | fkhj3ao | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>That genie is quite the character.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 305 |
programmerhumor | jacobp100 | fki8bw1 | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Ok, you now owe me one wish"
"Damn, a signed genie"<|eor|><|sor|>"I wish for a million copies of you."
*A million genies appear.
"I wish to be a prince!"
All million copies: "you got it! You have 1 wish... | 254 |
programmerhumor | forlornself | fkhq9tr | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine wishing for 24.35 wishes so the genie crashes because he can't handle float<|eor|><|sor|>>can't handle float
[Seriously?](https://www.flickr.com/photos/maurina/5629526954)<|eor|><|sor|>All the genie... | 254 |
programmerhumor | alex2003super | fkhrh6y | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Ok, you now owe me one wish"
"Damn, a signed genie"<|eor|><|sor|>The genie, of course, wishes to swap places with you. All genies have been replaced by smart-ass programmers long ago, which is why they hav... | 248 |
programmerhumor | Hawkwing942 | fkhzr9h | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>How to we know if the genie first subtracts a wish and then executes it or the other way around. We've got to get into this<|eor|><|soopr|>It's lucky that it's a post-decrementing genie :)<|eoopr|><|sor|>And... | 207 |
programmerhumor | Camper2012 | fkhx3h3 | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"I wish I had one million wishes"
"You can't wish for additional wishes"
"sudo I wish I had one million wishes"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
programmerhumor | ReadItAlready_ | fkhbuj7 | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter Post*
---
**The Wise Developer**, @TheWiseDeveloper
Genie: "Okay, you know how it goes - you have 3 wishes left, and no asking for extra wishes"
Me: "l wish I had 0 wishes ... | 181 |
programmerhumor | X-Penguins | fkhm69m | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Ok, you now owe me one wish"
"Damn, a signed genie"<|eor|><|sor|>"I wish I had -127 wishes"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | jaichim_carridin | fkhron0 | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>0 is not an underflow for a uint8<|eor|><|sor|> wish_count = 3
while (wish_count != 0) {
grant_wish() # sets wish_count to 0 like asked in post
wish_count -= 1 # sets wish_count... | 159 |
programmerhumor | Salanmander | fkhtz2m | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Ok, you now owe me one wish"
"Damn, a signed genie"<|eor|><|sor|>"I wish I had -127 wishes"<|eor|><|sor|>"Granted. Now you owe me 128 wishes. We ain't cheaping out on storing literally the only variable in... | 143 |
programmerhumor | yottalogical | fkhnxni | <|sols|><|sot|>We have a unsigned 8-bit genie here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmxk0u7q7nm41.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is why me and the boys only use 64-bit genies.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | techyboi31 | v3xdyp | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,271 |
programmerhumor | Comm4nd0 | ib19ye0 | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I wish people would stop posting shit like this. They're going to make us go back to the office!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,797 |
programmerhumor | I_Survived_Sekiro | ib12p5b | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Submit PR, game, get comments back, fix them in 5 min, game for 5 hours, and commit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 765 |
programmerhumor | derbymutt | ib1g8yp | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I wish people would stop posting shit like this. They're going to make us go back to the office!<|eor|><|sor|>You say that like this didn't already happen *in* the office.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 634 |
programmerhumor | yatay99 | ib1gj1v | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>*ten minutes of intense programming while checking reddit every 30 seconds<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 454 |
programmerhumor | MrSpiffenhimer | ib1lsm0 | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I wish people would stop posting shit like this. They're going to make us go back to the office!<|eor|><|sor|>You say that like this didn't already happen *in* the office.<|eor|><|sor|>That candy aint going to... | 358 |
programmerhumor | PennyforaTaleRpg | ib1sx89 | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is real, but I spent hours over a few days perfecting a beast of a SQL query for use with Tableau to recreate a report from a Python script. From a guy who did manual labor for more than 10 years, program... | 308 |
programmerhumor | snbaloo | ib138qg | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Submit PR, game, get comments back, fix them in 5 min, game for 5 hours, and commit.<|eor|><|sor|>Stop to expose all my secrets on the Internet please.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 304 |
programmerhumor | viavip_b | ib196bn | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I come up with most of my problem solutions while resting and playing getting over it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 251 |
programmerhumor | glowingRockOnDesk | ib26uey | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is real, but I spent hours over a few days perfecting a beast of a SQL query for use with Tableau to recreate a report from a Python script. From a guy who did manual labor for more than 10 years, program... | 147 |
programmerhumor | OutrageousKoala | ib1nsr5 | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I wish people would stop posting shit like this. They're going to make us go back to the office!<|eor|><|sor|>You say that like this didn't already happen *in* the office.<|eor|><|sor|>That candy aint going to... | 146 |
programmerhumor | Big_D004 | ib1antv | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I come up with most of my problem solutions while resting and playing getting over it<|eor|><|sor|>Relaxation and Getting over it seem like two thing that wouldnt get along but ever since I got decent at that ... | 140 |
programmerhumor | ILoveDCEU_SoSueMe | ib1r5gw | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Submit PR, game, get comments back, fix them in 5 min, game for 5 hours, and commit.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, you guys are not getting to participate in extensive research and think about ways to enhance the applica... | 136 |
programmerhumor | Heat62 | ib1s8nm | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Submit PR, game, get comments back, fix them in 5 min, game for 5 hours, and commit.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, you guys are not getting to participate in extensive research and think about ways to enhance the applica... | 111 |
programmerhumor | Warlock7_SL | ib11whw | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So you must be insanely productive<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmerhumor | carcigenicate | ib1s45e | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I wish people would stop posting shit like this. They're going to make us go back to the office!<|eor|><|sor|>You say that like this didn't already happen *in* the office.<|eor|><|sor|>My first job, a startup,... | 82 |
programmerhumor | Jokmok91 | ib1m9mi | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>*ten minutes of intense programming while checking reddit every 30 seconds<|eor|><|sor|>Literally me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
programmerhumor | PennyforaTaleRpg | ib28a1b | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is real, but I spent hours over a few days perfecting a beast of a SQL query for use with Tableau to recreate a report from a Python script. From a guy who did manual labor for more than 10 years, program... | 61 |
programmerhumor | RSCiscoRouter | ib1e4k9 | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Submit PR, game, get comments back, fix them in 5 min, game for 5 hours, and commit.<|eor|><|sor|>I view at as they only pay enough for about 2 to 3 hours of my time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmerhumor | MEGAMAN2312 | ib1g2z3 | <|sols|><|sot|>To refresh my mind, body and soul<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/amu4qzq37e391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>How to stop this<|eor|><|sor|>That's the neat part, you don't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmerhumor | aloofloofah | 11avvp9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,240 |
programmerhumor | paanthastha | j9uc6cv | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Inflation and future college expenses maybe.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,627 |
programmerhumor | trutheality | j9urfml | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's kinda cool that these emoji are just built out of parts and that 11th character is what added the boy. I am kinda curious why it takes 11 characters though, I think you can make that family with just 7 (man, zero width jo... | 1,369 |
programmerhumor | Grubzer | j9ujnqe | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm really behind on my emoji logic. Can you please share documentation<|eor|><|sor|>Dont know where docs is, but tldr - emojis are a bunch of symbols/characters under a trenchcoat. Cut off a character and emoji changes<|eor|>... | 924 |
programmerhumor | Strostkovy | j9v1qaq | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm really behind on my emoji logic. Can you please share documentation<|eor|><|sor|>Dont know where docs is, but tldr - emojis are a bunch of symbols/characters under a trenchcoat. Cut off a character and emoji changes<|eor|>... | 843 |
programmerhumor | mineNombies | j9ujg9h | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Browsers have a support for emojis combining into an icon which can even be dragged into text input??? People really dedicate a lot of attention to these things.<|eor|><|sor|>No, they don't.
They have support for Unicode char... | 832 |
programmerhumor | alban228 | j9usa4p | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's kinda cool that these emoji are just built out of parts and that 11th character is what added the boy. I am kinda curious why it takes 11 characters though, I think you can make that family with just 7 (man, zero width jo... | 820 |
programmerhumor | the_bug_squasher | j9ug7z2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm really behind on my emoji logic. Can you please share documentation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 782 |
programmerhumor | Dmayak | j9uel1m | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Browsers have a support for emojis combining into an icon which can even be dragged into text input??? People really dedicate a lot of attention to these things.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 730 |
programmerhumor | Kaelorn | j9udfeu | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Inflation and future college expenses maybe.<|eor|><|sor|>No someone brought a gun in school<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 635 |
programmerhumor | funciton | j9vc4i9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's kinda cool that these emoji are just built out of parts and that 11th character is what added the boy. I am kinda curious why it takes 11 characters though, I think you can make that family with just 7 (man, zero width jo... | 626 |
programmerhumor | sardonicEmpath | j9vtv1y | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Inflation and future college expenses maybe.<|eor|><|sor|>That input text box length doesnt come for free, you know.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | jonathancast | j9utraf | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm really behind on my emoji logic. Can you please share documentation<|eor|><|sor|>No docs but family emojis are just strings with lots of "zero-width-joiner" characters.
ZWJ is a Unicode code point created for scripts in S... | 258 |
programmerhumor | Ok-Kaleidoscope5627 | j9unaj4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Browsers have a support for emojis combining into an icon which can even be dragged into text input??? People really dedicate a lot of attention to these things.<|eor|><|sor|>No, they don't.
They have support for Unicode char... | 228 |
programmerhumor | Nathelis_Cain | j9urhi2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Browsers have a support for emojis combining into an icon which can even be dragged into text input??? People really dedicate a lot of attention to these things.<|eor|><|sor|>No, they don't.
They have support for Unicode char... | 214 |
programmerhumor | Tubthumper8 | j9w00tw | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's kinda cool that these emoji are just built out of parts and that 11th character is what added the boy. I am kinda curious why it takes 11 characters though, I think you can make that family with just 7 (man, zero width jo... | 204 |
programmerhumor | S-Gamblin | j9ul0wd | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is genuinely neat to me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 191 |
programmerhumor | Harmxn- | j9vj5qs | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm really behind on my emoji logic. Can you please share documentation<|eor|><|sor|>Dont know where docs is, but tldr - emojis are a bunch of symbols/characters under a trenchcoat. Cut off a character and emoji changes<|eor|>... | 190 |
programmerhumor | MinusPi1 | j9vqpbv | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm really behind on my emoji logic. Can you please share documentation<|eor|><|sor|>No docs but family emojis are just strings with lots of "zero-width-joiner" characters.
ZWJ is a Unicode code point created for scripts in S... | 176 |
programmerhumor | phileas0408 | j9vlh5w | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Inflation and future college expenses maybe.<|eor|><|sor|>No someone brought a gun in school<|eor|><|sor|>The girl killed her brother<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | stanislav_harris | j9ubg1i | <|sols|><|sot|>The McCallisters<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/390mzpgc16ka1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>China<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | No-Tumbleweed-8985 | ttz596 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,177 |
programmerhumor | Calkky | i30zssm | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes. It's frighteningly common for a candidate to be put through the ringer in many rounds of interviews: deriving big O, completing massive take-home assignments and being subjected to endless rounds of buzzword bingo. If they... | 4,595 |
programmerhumor | RequiDarth1 | i3112s6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes. It's frighteningly common for a candidate to be put through the ringer in many rounds of interviews: deriving big O, completing massive take-home assignments and being subjected to endless rounds of buzzword bingo. If they... | 1,303 |
programmerhumor | MaxBlazed | i30ytj5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Depends on the company. Sometimes it's the other way around.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 665 |
programmerhumor | piberryboy | i313fmx | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes. It's frighteningly common for a candidate to be put through the ringer in many rounds of interviews: deriving big O, completing massive take-home assignments and being subjected to endless rounds of buzzword bingo. If they... | 605 |
programmerhumor | piberryboy | i314prh | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes. It's frighteningly common for a candidate to be put through the ringer in many rounds of interviews: deriving big O, completing massive take-home assignments and being subjected to endless rounds of buzzword bingo. If they... | 567 |
programmerhumor | ExceedingChunk | i310pjv | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Depends, but a lot of time the answer is, yes.
With that said, bad programmers have the ability to turn a simple task into a giant mess of spaghetti code. So you want good developers working on your easy problems too.<|eor|><|... | 567 |
programmerhumor | damola93 | i31eabn | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Depends on the company. Sometimes it's the other way around.<|eor|><|sor|>
I have a wild story, I got a job as a DevOps engineer. It was a pretty chill interview, and I vastly underestimated the task. However, when I started the ... | 466 |
programmerhumor | Murphler | i3127ec | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not for me. Interview process was a breeze with only minimal technical element. The Android dev job <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 441 |
programmerhumor | whoeve | i31idrt | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Seriously. As a data scientist I spend extremely small amounts of time actually touching the machine learning model we employ (though it absolutely does come up and knowledge of the model is required for ev... | 398 |
programmerhumor | zjd0114 | i329xzq | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Seriously. As a data scientist I spend extremely small amounts of time actually touching the machine learning model we employ (though it absolutely does come up and knowledge of the model is required for ev... | 367 |
programmerhumor | makonext | i30xlsr | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've never had an actual coding interview.<|eor|><|sor|>Me neither.
Also Ive never had a job<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 357 |
programmerhumor | Athen65 | i31gmq9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes. It's frighteningly common for a candidate to be put through the ringer in many rounds of interviews: deriving big O, completing massive take-home assignments and being subjected to endless rounds of buzzword bingo. If they... | 320 |
programmerhumor | jadedtater | i3139w2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes. It's frighteningly common for a candidate to be put through the ringer in many rounds of interviews: deriving big O, completing massive take-home assignments and being subjected to endless rounds of buzzword bingo. If they... | 242 |
programmerhumor | praguepride | i31g3bj | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Depends, but a lot of time the answer is, yes.
With that said, bad programmers have the ability to turn a simple task into a giant mess of spaghetti code. So you want good developers working on your easy problems too.<|eor|><|... | 214 |
programmerhumor | Murphler | i319o19 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not for me. Interview process was a breeze with only minimal technical element. The Android dev job <|eor|><|sor|>How much do you get paid though?<|eor|><|sor|>Enough to put up with it for now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 208 |
programmerhumor | Return_Of_The_Fly | i30ssyt | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've never had an actual coding interview.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | blackasthesky | i311thm | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this true?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x9beyhadxyq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Depends, but a lot of time the answer is, yes.
With that said, bad programmers have the ability to turn a simple task into a giant mess of spaghetti code. So you want good developers working on your easy problems too.<|eor|><|... | 169 |
programmerhumor | OscariusGaming | 9dmexz | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,125 |
programmerhumor | EpicSaxGirl | e5ioln1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>hi guys here my tutorial for how to do a thing in c++ first we declare all our variables in one line
int a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j...
<|eor|><|sor|>don't even use floating points, use a separate int for each decimal place... | 1,079 |
programmerhumor | CorstianBoerman | e5iozua | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The guy with the pilots license:
int foxtrot, uniform, charlie, kilo;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 992 |
programmerhumor | julsmanbr | e5ilolv | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't you just love not having to declare variables?
def f(x, y, s, arg):
d = {}
li = []
li2 = []
for a in arg:
try:
d[a] = x[y]
y += s
... | 678 |
programmerhumor | odraencoded | e5ipvil | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>why code much if code few do trick?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 651 |
programmerhumor | CorstianBoerman | e5it4bz | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The guy with the pilots license:
int foxtrot, uniform, charlie, kilo;<|eor|><|sor|>The former kindergarten teacher:
int apple, baby, cat, dog, elephant, fox;<|eor|><|sor|>So this is what they ca... | 506 |
programmerhumor | I_Never_Sleep_Ever | e5ina7r | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't you just love not having to declare variables?
def f(x, y, s, arg):
d = {}
li = []
li2 = []
for a in arg:
try:
d[a] = x[y]
y += s
... | 502 |
programmerhumor | scumbaggio | e5iptxi | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>hi guys here my tutorial for how to do a thing in c++ first we declare all our variables in one line
int a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j...
<|eor|><|sor|>don't even use floating points, use a separate int for each decimal place... | 418 |
programmerhumor | julsmanbr | e5ionuo | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't you just love not having to declare variables?
def f(x, y, s, arg):
d = {}
li = []
li2 = []
for a in arg:
try:
d[a] = x[y]
y += s
... | 349 |
programmerhumor | Phrygue | e5iq2hc | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>hi guys here my tutorial for how to do a thing in c++ first we declare all our variables in one line
int a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j...
<|eor|><|sor|>don't even use floating points, use a separate int for each decimal place... | 283 |
programmerhumor | Legin_666 | e5iousm | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>int x;
List<float> x2;
Object x3;
int[] x4;
Thats what I call a consistent naming convention
<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Yea, but I do that **C O N S I S T E N T L Y**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 276 |
programmerhumor | SerLava | e5iu21n | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The guy with the pilots license:
int foxtrot, uniform, charlie, kilo;<|eor|><|sor|>The former kindergarten teacher:
int apple, baby, cat, dog, elephant, fox;<|eor|><|sor|>Satan:
int append,... | 251 |
programmerhumor | RiktaD | e5ilb4x | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>$horizontalCoordinate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | Legin_666 | e5imepw | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>int x;
List<float> x2;
Object x3;
int[] x4;
Thats what I call a consistent naming convention
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | conman__1040 | e5ip3h4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I hate myself for a certain project I did. It was a huge multi loop thing, and at each level I went: index, index, indexxx, indexxxx... On and on through the whole thing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
programmerhumor | Octopoid | e5isufa | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>hi guys here my tutorial for how to do a thing in c++ first we declare all our variables in one line
int a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j...
<|eor|><|sor|>don't even use floating points, use a separate int for each decimal place... | 169 |
programmerhumor | ManWithKeyboard | e5is6vj | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I hate myself for a certain project I did. It was a huge multi loop thing, and at each level I went: index, index, indexxx, indexxxx... On and on through the whole thing<|eor|><|sor|>indexxx was where all the interesting stuff ... | 159 |
programmerhumor | swapripper | e5isqer | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming_irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0xonwsltbok11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't you just love not having to declare variables?
def f(x, y, s, arg):
d = {}
li = []
li2 = []
for a in arg:
try:
d[a] = x[y]
y += s
... | 158 |
programmerhumor | kamranahmed_se | enq91y | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,065 |
programmerhumor | 97mario | fe43xem | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*hits the sign* : warnings dont mean nothing, the code is running fine.
*hit the bridge* : whos the dumass that ignored the warning<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,901 |
programmerhumor | kashxmusic | fe4lr4a | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*hits the sign* : warnings dont mean nothing, the code is running fine.
*hit the bridge* : whos the dumass that ignored the warning<|eor|><|sor|>Android Studio errors be like:
"If you hit this bridge, you'll hit the ... | 1,480 |
programmerhumor | tails618 | fe4n8q5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*hits the sign* : warnings dont mean nothing, the code is running fine.
*hit the bridge* : whos the dumass that ignored the warning<|eor|><|sor|>Android Studio errors be like:
"If you hit this bridge, you'll hit the ... | 904 |
programmerhumor | its-kyle-yo | fe4em48 | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*That sign can't stop me because I can't read!*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 456 |
programmerhumor | mrbmi513 | fe3n6c1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this the infamous 11'8" bridge (that was just raised 8" and recently got electronic overheight signs)?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 341 |
programmerhumor | kashxmusic | fe4nl4g | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*hits the sign* : warnings dont mean nothing, the code is running fine.
*hit the bridge* : whos the dumass that ignored the warning<|eor|><|sor|>Android Studio errors be like:
"If you hit this bridge, you'll hit the ... | 283 |
programmerhumor | goosegg3 | fe499l7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i sure hope no trucks make a right out of that parking lot to the right<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | lenswipe | fe4xnvl | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*hits the sign* : warnings dont mean nothing, the code is running fine.
*hit the bridge* : whos the dumass that ignored the warning<|eor|><|sor|>Android Studio errors be like:
"If you hit this bridge, you'll hit the ... | 192 |
programmerhumor | CarlosIsScrolling | fe3zb7y | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this the infamous 11'8" bridge (that was just raised 8" and recently got electronic overheight signs)?<|eor|><|sor|>Doesnt appear so.
Just checked the YouTube videos and the building on that corner is different<|eo... | 162 |
programmerhumor | pogoyoyo1 | fe5th45 | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*That sign can't stop me because I can't read!*<|eor|><|sor|>r/11foot8<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
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