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programmerhumor | bread_berries | fe45aui | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this the infamous 11'8" bridge (that was just raised 8" and recently got electronic overheight signs)?<|eor|><|sor|>I'll have to find the article but recently 11foot8 claimed ANOTHER truck, even after being raised<|e... | 84 |
programmerhumor | lenswipe | fe4xr5t | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*hits the sign* : warnings dont mean nothing, the code is running fine.
*hit the bridge* : whos the dumass that ignored the warning<|eor|><|sor|>Android Studio errors be like:
"If you hit this bridge, you'll hit the ... | 78 |
programmerhumor | HildartheDorf | fe4ng65 | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*hits the sign* : warnings dont mean nothing, the code is running fine.
*hit the bridge* : whos the dumass that ignored the warning<|eor|><|sor|>Android Studio errors be like:
"If you hit this bridge, you'll hit the ... | 68 |
programmerhumor | tails618 | fe4y5m8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*hits the sign* : warnings dont mean nothing, the code is running fine.
*hit the bridge* : whos the dumass that ignored the warning<|eor|><|sor|>Android Studio errors be like:
"If you hit this bridge, you'll hit the ... | 62 |
programmerhumor | mrbmi513 | fe45fzu | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this the infamous 11'8" bridge (that was just raised 8" and recently got electronic overheight signs)?<|eor|><|sor|>I'll have to find the article but recently 11foot8 claimed ANOTHER truck, even after being raised<|e... | 60 |
programmerhumor | Peirsein | fe5y07y | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*That sign can't stop me because I can't read!*<|eor|><|sor|>r/11foot8<|eor|><|sor|>Rip:(<|eor|><|sor|>Theres already been 3 accidents since the bridge became 12foot4 so its not rip yet :P<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmerhumor | lenswipe | fe4zrlt | <|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*hits the sign* : warnings dont mean nothing, the code is running fine.
*hit the bridge* : whos the dumass that ignored the warning<|eor|><|sor|>Android Studio errors be like:
"If you hit this bridge, you'll hit the ... | 57 |
programmerhumor | LodzieNZ | 113mh0l | <|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,053 |
programmerhumor | already_taken-chan | j8r5nak | <|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>just add a ls.bat into your path that is
`@echo off`
`dir %*`
edit : [MintyMissterious's comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/113mh0l/comment/j8rvw3w/?context=3) ha... | 2,272 |
programmerhumor | isayporschewrong | j8r1zfu | <|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You should use PowerShell instead.
How is anyone still using the command prompt, it's been deprecated for a few years now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,183 |
programmerhumor | MintyMissterious | j8rvw3w | <|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>just add a ls.bat into your path that is
`@echo off`
`dir %*`
edit : [MintyMissterious's comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/113mh0l/comment/j8rvw3w/?context=3) ha... | 1,165 |
programmerhumor | NikotinelCmoke | j8r3o6r | <|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You should use PowerShell instead.
How is anyone still using the command prompt, it's been deprecated for a few years now.<|eor|><|sor|>It's easier to write "CMD" than "Powershell" into the... | 991 |
programmerhumor | Quicker_Fixer | j8r2c6e | <|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>`root@linux:~ $ cd..`
`-bash: cd..: command not found`
`root@linux:~ $ cd ..`
`root@linux:/home $`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 699 |
programmerhumor | isayporschewrong | j8r4rpx | <|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You should use PowerShell instead.
How is anyone still using the command prompt, it's been deprecated for a few years now.<|eor|><|sor|>It's easier to write "CMD" than "Powershell" into the... | 591 |
programmerhumor | haddock420 | j8rfgxo | <|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>just add a ls.bat into your path that is
`@echo off`
`dir %*`
edit : [MintyMissterious's comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/113mh0l/comment/j8rvw3w/?context=3) ha... | 589 |
programmerhumor | zeoNoeN | j8raa32 | <|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Terminal and PowerShell make your project go well<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 369 |
programmerhumor | jamcdonald120 | j8r5ofz | <|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I truly do not know why microsoft decided to make a terminal that has none of the standard commands and not yeet it decades ago<|eor|><|sor|>its because windows uses DOS commands which preda... | 332 |
programmerhumor | pimezone | j8r88e1 | <|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You should use PowerShell instead.
How is anyone still using the command prompt, it's been deprecated for a few years now.<|eor|><|sor|>It's easier to write "CMD" than "Powershell" into the... | 330 |
programmerhumor | TheProperDave | j8roxs8 | <|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've an ls.bat file that prints "you're in Windows dumbass" then runs dir with whatever commands it can carry over. I always surprise myself when I see it.
Edit: yes, poweshell does support... | 308 |
programmerhumor | A_Random_User_Derps | j8s4kup | <|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>just add a ls.bat into your path that is
`@echo off`
`dir %*`
edit : [MintyMissterious's comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/113mh0l/comment/j8rvw3w/?context=3) ha... | 250 |
programmerhumor | Lijuldnew | j8r0sjm | <|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I truly do not know why microsoft decided to make a terminal that has none of the standard commands and not yeet it decades ago<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | HoldUrMamma | j8rgj6w | <|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>*laughs in git bash*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
programmerhumor | Stummi | j8rbcyw | <|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>`root@linux:~ $ cd..`
`-bash: cd..: command not found`
`root@linux:~ $ cd ..`
`root@linux:/home $`<|eor|><|sor|>`alias cd..="cd .."`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
programmerhumor | lucidludic | j8rk3dl | <|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>just add a ls.bat into your path that is
`@echo off`
`dir %*`
edit : [MintyMissterious's comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/113mh0l/comment/j8rvw3w/?context=3) ha... | 219 |
programmerhumor | InterestedSwordfish | j8rgbzs | <|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>just add a ls.bat into your path that is
`@echo off`
`dir %*`
edit : [MintyMissterious's comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/113mh0l/comment/j8rvw3w/?context=3) ha... | 187 |
programmerhumor | Kriskao | j8rrmfr | <|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>just add a ls.bat into your path that is
`@echo off`
`dir %*`
edit : [MintyMissterious's comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/113mh0l/comment/j8rvw3w/?context=3) ha... | 173 |
programmerhumor | SuspiciouslyElven | j8rhj87 | <|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>just add a ls.bat into your path that is
`@echo off`
`dir %*`
edit : [MintyMissterious's comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/113mh0l/comment/j8rvw3w/?context=3) ha... | 172 |
programmerhumor | nova_bang | j8r8xk2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I truly do not know why microsoft decided to make a terminal that has none of the standard commands and not yeet it decades ago<|eor|><|sor|>its because windows uses DOS commands which preda... | 162 |
programmerhumor | yadavvipin | gwzdbg | <|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,054 |
programmerhumor | slightlyenigmatic | fsyg0ij | <|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_After seeing a billion lines of JavaScript code_
_Skynet:_ Do I put a semi-colon here or not?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,288 |
programmerhumor | magefyre | fsyi1x1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_After seeing a billion lines of JavaScript code_
_Skynet:_ Do I put a semi-colon here or not?<|eor|><|sor|>It's ok Skynet, we don't know either. JS support group is at ten and the coffees free, but it's 5 bucks to eat from the ... | 471 |
programmerhumor | nerfoc | fsy929q | <|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My dude I never stopped.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 288 |
programmerhumor | llama_the_pirate | fsyjadk | <|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't think that bots will write code. For that you should first describe problem to them. And to describe them you will have to use some language. But natural language is not very good for stuff like that. (Remember when you w... | 227 |
programmerhumor | lifestepvan | fsym8as | <|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't think that bots will write code. For that you should first describe problem to them. And to describe them you will have to use some language. But natural language is not very good for stuff like that. (Remember when you w... | 178 |
programmerhumor | hrmpfidudel | fsypxcv | <|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_After seeing a billion lines of JavaScript code_
_Skynet:_ Do I put a semi-colon here or not?<|eor|><|sor|>For real JS needs to be direct with me do u want a semicolon or not<|eor|><|sor|>I've found a really easy two step trick... | 152 |
programmerhumor | technohacker1995 | fsyg8tz | <|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But I want skynet. But I get why people fear a shitty programmed one. You don't want it to search for maximum deaths when you are trying to minimize deaths.<|eor|><|sor|>Obligatory xkcd [https://xkcd.com/534/](https://xkcd.com/53... | 120 |
programmerhumor | Technojerk36 | fsyrfav | <|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't think that bots will write code. For that you should first describe problem to them. And to describe them you will have to use some language. But natural language is not very good for stuff like that. (Remember when you w... | 117 |
programmerhumor | das7002 | fsynudc | <|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>just for future reference you can indent your code four spaces instead of using \`
and get stuff that looks like this:
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Curabitur facilisis
... | 113 |
programmerhumor | _alright_then_ | fsypea2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_After seeing a billion lines of JavaScript code_
_Skynet:_ Do I put a semi-colon here or not?<|eor|><|sor|>For real JS needs to be direct with me do u want a semicolon or not<|eor|><|sor|>Dude it's not that hard:
JavaScript do... | 105 |
programmerhumor | ElCerebroDeLaBestia | fsyulm1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_After seeing a billion lines of JavaScript code_
_Skynet:_ Do I put a semi-colon here or not?<|eor|><|sor|>For real JS needs to be direct with me do u want a semicolon or not<|eor|><|sor|>I've found a really easy two step trick... | 103 |
programmerhumor | Eyecatcher_ | fsyo4z8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_After seeing a billion lines of JavaScript code_
_Skynet:_ Do I put a semi-colon here or not?<|eor|><|sor|>For real JS needs to be direct with me do u want a semicolon or not<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | JackAuduin | fsyw37t | <|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_After seeing a billion lines of JavaScript code_
_Skynet:_ Do I put a semi-colon here or not?<|eor|><|sor|>For real JS needs to be direct with me do u want a semicolon or not<|eor|><|sor|>I've found a really easy two step trick... | 95 |
programmerhumor | Arrow_625 | fsyms7n | <|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>just for future reference you can indent your code four spaces instead of using \`
and get stuff that looks like this:
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Curabitur facilisis
... | 93 |
programmerhumor | theaceshinigami | fsyk4rz | <|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>just for future reference you can indent your code four spaces instead of using \`
and get stuff that looks like this:
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Curabitur facilisis
... | 88 |
programmerhumor | nuancedvideos | xe8s7k | <|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39,022 |
programmerhumor | MunsoonX3 | iofe290 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>By "with me" I mean I will present you an incredibly dumb idea and then you code it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,205 |
programmerhumor | Murko_The_Cat | ioftfwq | <|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Only one correct answer "150/hr, paid weekly" should shut them up real fast.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,056 |
programmerhumor | AdDear5411 | iofi37n | <|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Sure, send me your code and I'll take a look."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,951 |
programmerhumor | EducationalMeeting95 | iofph6p | <|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>By "with me" I mean I will present you an incredibly dumb idea and then you code it.<|eor|><|sor|>Like a facebook like app for 50$.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,744 |
programmerhumor | Omnislash99999 | iofwesu | <|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Scare them off by talking about servers and costs.
And let's say it's a completely offline app no servers tell them they would need to provide all art assets, 2d, 3d, sound, music, vfxs etc and deal... | 1,975 |
programmerhumor | AstroBuck | ioggt2g | <|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Only one correct answer "150/hr, paid weekly" should shut them up real fast.<|eor|><|sor|>That's realistically the only response (if you have the time).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,943 |
programmerhumor | TheIronSoldier2 | iogapek | <|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>By "with me" I mean I will present you an incredibly dumb idea and then you code it.<|eor|><|sor|>Like a facebook like app for 50$.<|eor|><|sor|>Had someone ask me if I can make a "like Netflix but f... | 1,728 |
programmerhumor | SealDraws | ioghy82 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Only one correct answer "150/hr, paid weekly" should shut them up real fast.<|eor|><|sor|>That's realistically the only response (if you have the time).<|eor|><|sor|>For 150/h id make time<|eor|><|eo... | 1,694 |
programmerhumor | RiceWithoutVeggies | iog5co5 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>By "with me" I mean I will present you an incredibly dumb idea and then you code it.<|eor|><|sor|>Like a facebook like app for 50$.<|eor|><|sor|>Had someone ask me if I can make a "like Netflix but f... | 1,626 |
programmerhumor | AlFlakky | iofe6j4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whenever someone ask me if "we" can make an app together, I always answer: "Okay, but you do the backend part". No matter if other person understand it or not, they do not ask me this question ever a... | 1,571 |
programmerhumor | reclamerommelenzo | iofpbaq | <|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"It will be like TikTok, but better"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 892 |
programmerhumor | LaLiLuLeLo_0 | iogby4j | <|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Scare them off by talking about servers and costs.
And let's say it's a completely offline app no servers tell them they would need to provide all art assets, 2d, 3d, sound, music, vfxs etc and deal... | 787 |
programmerhumor | LetUsSpeakFreely | iogu2i0 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Only one correct answer "150/hr, paid weekly" should shut them up real fast.<|eor|><|sor|>That's realistically the only response (if you have the time).<|eor|><|sor|>For 150/h id make time<|eor|><|so... | 761 |
programmerhumor | -Vayra- | iog0v4o | <|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Scare them off by talking about servers and costs.
And let's say it's a completely offline app no servers tell them they would need to provide all art assets, 2d, 3d, sound, music, vfxs etc and deal... | 692 |
programmerhumor | Titanium_Josh | ioge62h | <|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whenever someone ask me if "we" can make an app together, I always answer: "Okay, but you do the backend part". No matter if other person understand it or not, they do not ask me this question ever a... | 688 |
programmerhumor | Terrible_Tank_238 | iog4327 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>bro, I'm an idea guy OK I'm not technical like you nerds
I've got **ideas** like how about uber for doctors, there's a medical cost crisis in america!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 662 |
programmerhumor | CowFu | iogb0j1 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>By "with me" I mean I will present you an incredibly dumb idea and then you code it.<|eor|><|sor|>"I have this idea for an MMO, but instead of like 50 people fighting there wont be a limit, like mass... | 658 |
programmerhumor | not_a_gumby | iog4qw1 | <|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"So I'm thinking TikTok but for live gaming. No, Not like streaming. No, like TikTok, but live. Yeah, You'd be lead, I can do some CSS. I can spot you $100 to start, but it's mostly just for fun"<|eo... | 607 |
programmerhumor | Crazicoda | 10cfdmw | <|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,996 |
programmerhumor | DavidWtube | j4fhe84 | <|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do this all the time! I get an app idea, create a github repo, research the stack I want to use, frame the basic functionality in a Readme with example links and relevant links to documentation. Sometimes I even create a few compo... | 2,800 |
programmerhumor | samredfern | j4fj88n | <|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Serverless + Clientless<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 851 |
programmerhumor | jesp3r | j4fsthf | <|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do this all the time! I get an app idea, create a github repo, research the stack I want to use, frame the basic functionality in a Readme with example links and relevant links to documentation. Sometimes I even create a few compo... | 485 |
programmerhumor | spunt41 | j4fk3w7 | <|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Source: https://github.com/kelseyhightower/nocode<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 328 |
programmerhumor | Crazicoda | j4fhhl3 | <|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do this all the time! I get an app idea, create a github repo, research the stack I want to use, frame the basic functionality in a Readme with example links and relevant links to documentation. Sometimes I even create a few compo... | 327 |
programmerhumor | buzzon | j4ft16h | <|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Serverless + Clientless<|eor|><|sor|>Microserviceless<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
programmerhumor | haasvacado | j4fnq06 | <|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>#Write nothing; deploy nowhere.
This is the way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 234 |
programmerhumor | asianabsinthe | j4fjm5h | <|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll still get an angry client email<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | M3GT2 | j4fr4rz | <|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Source: https://github.com/kelseyhightower/nocode<|eor|><|sor|>> All changes are welcome as long as no code is involved. If you run into any bugs, please file an issue and explain how that was even possible.
Genius<|eor|><|eols|><|... | 213 |
programmerhumor | Uncoatedriddle | j4ffvn6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it Turing complete though?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 193 |
programmerhumor | Sceptz | j4fn7yz | <|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Source: https://github.com/kelseyhightower/nocode<|eor|><|sor|>Over 4,600 apps developed on the "no code" platform to date!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | nizasiwale | j4fugyk | <|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do this all the time! I get an app idea, create a github repo, research the stack I want to use, frame the basic functionality in a Readme with example links and relevant links to documentation. Sometimes I even create a few compo... | 138 |
programmerhumor | Crazicoda | j4ffxo5 | <|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it Turing complete though?<|eor|><|soopr|>Interesting question
I will forward that to the manager<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmerhumor | turtleship_2006 | j4fs3ut | <|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Source: https://github.com/kelseyhightower/nocode<|eor|><|sor|>> All changes are welcome as long as no code is involved. If you run into any bugs, please file an issue and explain how that was even possible.
Genius<|eor|><|sor|>\> ... | 115 |
programmerhumor | nphhpn | j4fwu54 | <|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do this all the time! I get an app idea, create a github repo, research the stack I want to use, frame the basic functionality in a Readme with example links and relevant links to documentation. Sometimes I even create a few compo... | 104 |
programmerhumor | Heinrich_v_Schimmer | j4fgv9x | <|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Codeless programs, the meatless burger of IT.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | Jugales | j4fzu8i | <|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do this all the time! I get an app idea, create a github repo, research the stack I want to use, frame the basic functionality in a Readme with example links and relevant links to documentation. Sometimes I even create a few compo... | 84 |
programmerhumor | SuperElitist | j4gf9nb | <|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Source: https://github.com/kelseyhightower/nocode<|eor|><|sor|>> All changes are welcome as long as no code is involved. If you run into any bugs, please file an issue and explain how that was even possible.
Genius<|eor|><|sor|>\> ... | 53 |
programmerhumor | b1e | j4fjfjw | <|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I cannot wait to charge some startup obscene amounts of money fixing some monstrosity of a codebase slapped together using chatgpt responses.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmerhumor | xoorl | vxjptn | <|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,976 |
programmerhumor | archery713 | ifwd6td | <|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah it's cause he knows COBOL and can speak to the eldritch beings that manifest as mainframes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,056 |
programmerhumor | Banjoman64 | ifwrm4f | <|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior engineer's teams photo versus what they look like in person.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,594 |
programmerhumor | lord-of-the-scrubs | ifwqg4f | <|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not only can I READ the ancient hieroglyphics, but I can also WRITE the ancient hieroglyphics and claim that it's not worth anyone's time to learn them, thus ensuring my stability.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,358 |
programmerhumor | StoryAndAHalf | ifwpsdt | <|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>120k? Sounds like hes underpaid by todays standards for his experience. Should be closer to 200k at least.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,048 |
programmerhumor | U03B1Q | ifxtqf9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There's an extremely senior dev at my company who works in a sister team. The man has been with the company for some 20+ years and he's treated like a god by every senior manager and dev.
His claim to fame was that ... | 696 |
programmerhumor | Unelith | ifwxksd | <|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah it's cause he knows COBOL and can speak to the eldritch beings that manifest as mainframes<|eor|><|sor|>`PROCEDURE FHTAGN.`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 661 |
programmerhumor | Anustart15 | ifxaoad | <|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>120k? Sounds like hes underpaid by todays standards for his experience. Should be closer to 200k at least.<|eor|><|sor|>It was an appropriate salary when this was originally made<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 524 |
programmerhumor | bmony1215 | ifwoo68 | <|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A Kissel meme?? Unfireable Kissel would be pounding bud light limes at 3PM working from home.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 522 |
programmerhumor | Ribedo | ifwc62f | <|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wish i'll become like him one day, even if i'm a girl
*professionally speaking*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 412 |
programmerhumor | CyanHakeChill | ifxub0o | <|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah it's cause he knows COBOL and can speak to the eldritch beings that manifest as mainframes<|eor|><|sor|>Yes I was hired as a junior programmer in a COBOL shop and I didn't know COBOL. I was given the task of rewr... | 402 |
programmerhumor | ButWhatIfPotato | ifwwsq2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmer? I hardly know her!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 390 |
programmerhumor | notagoodboye | ifwmpnt | <|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wish i'll become like him one day, even if i'm a girl
*professionally speaking*<|eor|><|sor|>It's miserable. Stuck maintaining some godawful legacy shit that should have died ten years ago, nothing *new*, just gettin... | 389 |
programmerhumor | Truffles326 | ify0rr2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior engineer's teams photo versus what they look like in person.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait y'all got a teams photo?<|eor|><|sor|>It's "Required" and I break enough rules to not wanna draw attention to myself<|eor|><|eols|>... | 340 |
programmerhumor | ManInBlack829 | ifxt5pk | <|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior engineer's teams photo versus what they look like in person.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait y'all got a teams photo?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 335 |
programmerhumor | randallthegrape | ifxuzkq | <|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah it's cause he knows COBOL and can speak to the eldritch beings that manifest as mainframes<|eor|><|sor|>Yes I was hired as a junior programmer in a COBOL shop and I didn't know COBOL. I was given the task of rewr... | 327 |
programmerhumor | PolskaFly | ify4zyn | <|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There's an extremely senior dev at my company who works in a sister team. The man has been with the company for some 20+ years and he's treated like a god by every senior manager and dev.
His claim to fame was that ... | 291 |
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