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programmerhumor
bread_berries
fe45aui
<|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this the infamous 11'8" bridge (that was just raised 8" and recently got electronic overheight signs)?<|eor|><|sor|>I'll have to find the article but recently 11foot8 claimed ANOTHER truck, even after being raised<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
84
programmerhumor
lenswipe
fe4xr5t
<|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*hits the sign* : warnings dont mean nothing, the code is running fine. *hit the bridge* : whos the dumass that ignored the warning<|eor|><|sor|>Android Studio errors be like: "If you hit this bridge, you'll hit the sign"<|eor|><|sor|>> If you hit this bridge, you previously hit the sign and we didn't tell you.<|eor|><|sor|>So the "modern C compiler without -Wall -Wextra -pedantic" logic?<|eor|><|sor|>Just go verbose<|eor|><|sor|>\*laughs in Java\*<|eor|><|sor|>`BridgeCollisionFactoryDelegateGeneratorManagerBeanController`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
78
programmerhumor
HildartheDorf
fe4ng65
<|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*hits the sign* : warnings dont mean nothing, the code is running fine. *hit the bridge* : whos the dumass that ignored the warning<|eor|><|sor|>Android Studio errors be like: "If you hit this bridge, you'll hit the sign"<|eor|><|sor|>> If you hit this bridge, you previously hit the sign and we didn't tell you.<|eor|><|sor|>So the "modern C compiler without -Wall -Wextra -pedantic" logic?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
68
programmerhumor
tails618
fe4y5m8
<|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*hits the sign* : warnings dont mean nothing, the code is running fine. *hit the bridge* : whos the dumass that ignored the warning<|eor|><|sor|>Android Studio errors be like: "If you hit this bridge, you'll hit the sign"<|eor|><|sor|>> If you hit this bridge, you previously hit the sign and we didn't tell you.<|eor|><|sor|>You actually hit the bridge 45 minutes ago, but it was on another thread so we figured you didn't want to know about it. Have you tried creating your bridge, sign and truck in C++ instead? That way you can have multiple truck pointers, some of which are trucks, some of which are pointers, some of which are pointers to pointers to trucks. All of them explode on impact. Alternatively, if you're looking for something easier, you could try PHPruck v1.3. Some of the trucks are made of steel, some are made of aluminum and some are made of paper. You won't find out which until you start driving them. The internals of all of them look to have been generated by zalgo<|eor|><|sor|>I think you mean I hit the bridge 45 minutes ago but it took to long to compile the error.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
62
programmerhumor
mrbmi513
fe45fzu
<|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this the infamous 11'8" bridge (that was just raised 8" and recently got electronic overheight signs)?<|eor|><|sor|>I'll have to find the article but recently 11foot8 claimed ANOTHER truck, even after being raised<|eor|><|sor|>It happens all the time. There's an entire YouTube channel full of such "can opening" moments.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
60
programmerhumor
Peirsein
fe5y07y
<|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*That sign can't stop me because I can't read!*<|eor|><|sor|>r/11foot8<|eor|><|sor|>Rip:(<|eor|><|sor|>Theres already been 3 accidents since the bridge became 12foot4 so its not rip yet :P<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
57
programmerhumor
lenswipe
fe4zrlt
<|sols|><|sot|>Smoke tests in the wild<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lpik03matda41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*hits the sign* : warnings dont mean nothing, the code is running fine. *hit the bridge* : whos the dumass that ignored the warning<|eor|><|sor|>Android Studio errors be like: "If you hit this bridge, you'll hit the sign"<|eor|><|sor|>> If you hit this bridge, you previously hit the sign and we didn't tell you.<|eor|><|sor|>You actually hit the bridge 45 minutes ago, but it was on another thread so we figured you didn't want to know about it. Have you tried creating your bridge, sign and truck in C++ instead? That way you can have multiple truck pointers, some of which are trucks, some of which are pointers, some of which are pointers to pointers to trucks. All of them explode on impact. Alternatively, if you're looking for something easier, you could try PHPruck v1.3. Some of the trucks are made of steel, some are made of aluminum and some are made of paper. You won't find out which until you start driving them. The internals of all of them look to have been generated by zalgo<|eor|><|sor|>I think you mean I hit the bridge 45 minutes ago but it took to long to compile the error.<|eor|><|sor|>It hit the bridge 45 minutes ago, but you're not using BridgeExceptionHandlerEE so you don't get to find out about the collision until it's already happened....unless you pay Oracle $400,000 per person in your company that may potentially wish to travel in the truck, per truck, per road that each potential truck may wish to drive down at some point in the future.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
57
programmerhumor
LodzieNZ
113mh0l
<|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
39,053
programmerhumor
already_taken-chan
j8r5nak
<|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>just add a ls.bat into your path that is `@echo off` `dir %*` edit : [MintyMissterious's comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/113mh0l/comment/j8rvw3w/?context=3) has a better solution than mine<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,272
programmerhumor
isayporschewrong
j8r1zfu
<|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You should use PowerShell instead. How is anyone still using the command prompt, it's been deprecated for a few years now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,183
programmerhumor
MintyMissterious
j8rvw3w
<|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>just add a ls.bat into your path that is `@echo off` `dir %*` edit : [MintyMissterious's comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/113mh0l/comment/j8rvw3w/?context=3) has a better solution than mine<|eor|><|sor|>You can set up a whole aliases file for Command Prompt. For instance: `C:\aliases.cmd` @echo off doskey x=exit doskey ls=dir $* doskey .=dir doskey ..=cd .. doskey cd=cd /d $* doskey clear=cls doskey mv=ren $* doskey ps=tasklist $* doskey kill=taskkill /IM $* `install_aliases.reg` Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00 [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Command Processor] "Autorun"="\"C:\\aliases.cmd\"" \+ since the comment got popular, edited for legacy formatting, ls improvement, dir without my weird-ass switches, and a .reg header<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,165
programmerhumor
NikotinelCmoke
j8r3o6r
<|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You should use PowerShell instead. How is anyone still using the command prompt, it's been deprecated for a few years now.<|eor|><|sor|>It's easier to write "CMD" than "Powershell" into the search bar.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
991
programmerhumor
Quicker_Fixer
j8r2c6e
<|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>`root@linux:~ $ cd..` `-bash: cd..: command not found` `root@linux:~ $ cd ..` `root@linux:/home $`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
699
programmerhumor
isayporschewrong
j8r4rpx
<|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You should use PowerShell instead. How is anyone still using the command prompt, it's been deprecated for a few years now.<|eor|><|sor|>It's easier to write "CMD" than "Powershell" into the search bar.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh there's a terminal app in the Windows store. You should check it out. It basically has all shells in one, even WSL.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
591
programmerhumor
haddock420
j8rfgxo
<|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>just add a ls.bat into your path that is `@echo off` `dir %*` edit : [MintyMissterious's comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/113mh0l/comment/j8rvw3w/?context=3) has a better solution than mine<|eor|><|sor|>I used to play a text-based MMO back in the early 2000s, where "look" was the command to view the current room. My friend who used Linux kept typing "look" instead of "ls" in the terminal so eventually just aliased "look" to "ls".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
589
programmerhumor
zeoNoeN
j8raa32
<|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Terminal and PowerShell make your project go well<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
369
programmerhumor
jamcdonald120
j8r5ofz
<|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I truly do not know why microsoft decided to make a terminal that has none of the standard commands and not yeet it decades ago<|eor|><|sor|>its because windows uses DOS commands which predate UNIX commands by about 7 years. So it wasnt windows who decited to make a terminal that doesnt use standard commands, it was unix that did. Its just unix was better so people forget history and pretend it was first<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
332
programmerhumor
pimezone
j8r88e1
<|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You should use PowerShell instead. How is anyone still using the command prompt, it's been deprecated for a few years now.<|eor|><|sor|>It's easier to write "CMD" than "Powershell" into the search bar.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh there's a terminal app in the Windows store. You should check it out. It basically has all shells in one, even WSL.<|eor|><|sor|>It's highly customizable too. The best terminal for windows<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
330
programmerhumor
TheProperDave
j8roxs8
<|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've an ls.bat file that prints "you're in Windows dumbass" then runs dir with whatever commands it can carry over. I always surprise myself when I see it. Edit: yes, poweshell does support ls, and yes I could install ls on windows too. I've been using this batch alias for years, and I have an equivalent shell script on my Unix boxes if I forget and type in dir on there that reminds me not to be an idiot. It's honestly just a bit of fun.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
308
programmerhumor
A_Random_User_Derps
j8s4kup
<|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>just add a ls.bat into your path that is `@echo off` `dir %*` edit : [MintyMissterious's comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/113mh0l/comment/j8rvw3w/?context=3) has a better solution than mine<|eor|><|sor|>You can set up a whole aliases file for Command Prompt. For instance: `C:\aliases.cmd` @echo off doskey x=exit doskey ls=dir $* doskey .=dir doskey ..=cd .. doskey cd=cd /d $* doskey clear=cls doskey mv=ren $* doskey ps=tasklist $* doskey kill=taskkill /IM $* `install_aliases.reg` Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00 [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Command Processor] "Autorun"="\"C:\\aliases.cmd\"" \+ since the comment got popular, edited for legacy formatting, ls improvement, dir without my weird-ass switches, and a .reg header<|eor|><|sor|>For those on the old reddit layout @echo off doskey x=exit doskey ls=dir /ONE /B doskey .=dir /ONE /B doskey ..=cd .. doskey cd=cd /d $* doskey clear=cls doskey mv=ren $* doskey ps=tasklist $* doskey kill=taskkill /IM $* and [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Command Processor] "Autorun"="\"C:\\aliases.cmd\""<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
250
programmerhumor
Lijuldnew
j8r0sjm
<|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I truly do not know why microsoft decided to make a terminal that has none of the standard commands and not yeet it decades ago<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
242
programmerhumor
HoldUrMamma
j8rgj6w
<|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>*laughs in git bash*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
236
programmerhumor
Stummi
j8rbcyw
<|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>`root@linux:~ $ cd..` `-bash: cd..: command not found` `root@linux:~ $ cd ..` `root@linux:/home $`<|eor|><|sor|>`alias cd..="cd .."`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
233
programmerhumor
lucidludic
j8rk3dl
<|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>just add a ls.bat into your path that is `@echo off` `dir %*` edit : [MintyMissterious's comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/113mh0l/comment/j8rvw3w/?context=3) has a better solution than mine<|eor|><|sor|>I used to play a text-based MMO back in the early 2000s, where "look" was the command to view the current room. My friend who used Linux kept typing "look" instead of "ls" in the terminal so eventually just aliased "look" to "ls".<|eor|><|sor|>The first thing I do on any UNIX system is alias "l" to "ls -ltr"<|eor|><|sor|>First thing I do is install sl.<|eor|><|sor|>You have the Patience to wait for a whole second when you mistakenly type sl?<|eor|><|sor|>I deserve to be pubished for my mistakes.<|eor|><|sor|>> pubished `This incident will be reported.`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
219
programmerhumor
InterestedSwordfish
j8rgbzs
<|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>just add a ls.bat into your path that is `@echo off` `dir %*` edit : [MintyMissterious's comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/113mh0l/comment/j8rvw3w/?context=3) has a better solution than mine<|eor|><|sor|>I used to play a text-based MMO back in the early 2000s, where "look" was the command to view the current room. My friend who used Linux kept typing "look" instead of "ls" in the terminal so eventually just aliased "look" to "ls".<|eor|><|sor|>The first thing I do on any UNIX system is alias "l" to "ls -ltr"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
187
programmerhumor
Kriskao
j8rrmfr
<|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>just add a ls.bat into your path that is `@echo off` `dir %*` edit : [MintyMissterious's comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/113mh0l/comment/j8rvw3w/?context=3) has a better solution than mine<|eor|><|sor|>I used to play a text-based MMO back in the early 2000s, where "look" was the command to view the current room. My friend who used Linux kept typing "look" instead of "ls" in the terminal so eventually just aliased "look" to "ls".<|eor|><|sor|>Every time I log in to a new server or Mac the first thing I do is Alias please -> sudo I had previously tried teaching my kids to say sudo when they ask something from me but that wasnt working so I went the other way around Fun times<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
173
programmerhumor
SuspiciouslyElven
j8rhj87
<|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>just add a ls.bat into your path that is `@echo off` `dir %*` edit : [MintyMissterious's comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/113mh0l/comment/j8rvw3w/?context=3) has a better solution than mine<|eor|><|sor|>I used to play a text-based MMO back in the early 2000s, where "look" was the command to view the current room. My friend who used Linux kept typing "look" instead of "ls" in the terminal so eventually just aliased "look" to "ls".<|eor|><|sor|>The first thing I do on any UNIX system is alias "l" to "ls -ltr"<|eor|><|sor|>First thing I do is install sl.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
172
programmerhumor
nova_bang
j8r8xk2
<|sols|><|sot|>The amount of times I have accidentally done this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gpi4qrmppiia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I truly do not know why microsoft decided to make a terminal that has none of the standard commands and not yeet it decades ago<|eor|><|sor|>its because windows uses DOS commands which predate UNIX commands by about 7 years. So it wasnt windows who decited to make a terminal that doesnt use standard commands, it was unix that did. Its just unix was better so people forget history and pretend it was first<|eor|><|sor|>hm can you link me to some sources for that? from what i could find, `ls` was introduced as a short form for `list` somewhere between 1966 and 1969, and finally only the short name was retained. > When Bell Labs dropped out of Multics development in 1969 and work began on Unix, only the abbreviated name of `list`, `ls`, was retained. from an [article](https://tldp.org/LDP/LG/issue48/fischer.html) by eric fisher. the earliest DOS version that supports `dir` i could find is [86-DOS](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/86-DOS), released in 1980, a full 11 years after `ls`. who used `dir` in what must have been 1962 if it came 7 years before `ls`?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
162
programmerhumor
yadavvipin
gwzdbg
<|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
39,054
programmerhumor
slightlyenigmatic
fsyg0ij
<|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_After seeing a billion lines of JavaScript code_ _Skynet:_ Do I put a semi-colon here or not?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,288
programmerhumor
magefyre
fsyi1x1
<|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_After seeing a billion lines of JavaScript code_ _Skynet:_ Do I put a semi-colon here or not?<|eor|><|sor|>It's ok Skynet, we don't know either. JS support group is at ten and the coffees free, but it's 5 bucks to eat from the snack table.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
471
programmerhumor
nerfoc
fsy929q
<|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My dude I never stopped.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
288
programmerhumor
llama_the_pirate
fsyjadk
<|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't think that bots will write code. For that you should first describe problem to them. And to describe them you will have to use some language. But natural language is not very good for stuff like that. (Remember when you wrote 'While in store buy nice lemons to add too your tea.' on your shopping list? No?) So we still need to write what should be done in non-natural language. You see what happened? We are back at the beginning. Or maybe compilers are bots? :o<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
227
programmerhumor
lifestepvan
fsym8as
<|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't think that bots will write code. For that you should first describe problem to them. And to describe them you will have to use some language. But natural language is not very good for stuff like that. (Remember when you wrote 'While in store buy nice lemons to add too your tea.' on your shopping list? No?) So we still need to write what should be done in non-natural language. You see what happened? We are back at the beginning. Or maybe compilers are bots? :o<|eor|><|sor|>Nicely put. Nowadays there seems to be the common misconception of AI being some conscious being instead of just NNs doing highly specific tasks they were trained for. I've been asked several times now by non-IT people if I'm worried my job will be replaced by an AI, but that's just not how it works for the foreseeable future.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
178
programmerhumor
hrmpfidudel
fsypxcv
<|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_After seeing a billion lines of JavaScript code_ _Skynet:_ Do I put a semi-colon here or not?<|eor|><|sor|>For real JS needs to be direct with me do u want a semicolon or not<|eor|><|sor|>I've found a really easy two step trick to determine whether you need to add a semicolon or not: 1. If in doubt, add a semicolon 2. If it throws an error, remove the semicolon again<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
152
programmerhumor
technohacker1995
fsyg8tz
<|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But I want skynet. But I get why people fear a shitty programmed one. You don't want it to search for maximum deaths when you are trying to minimize deaths.<|eor|><|sor|>Obligatory xkcd [https://xkcd.com/534/](https://xkcd.com/534/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
120
programmerhumor
Technojerk36
fsyrfav
<|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't think that bots will write code. For that you should first describe problem to them. And to describe them you will have to use some language. But natural language is not very good for stuff like that. (Remember when you wrote 'While in store buy nice lemons to add too your tea.' on your shopping list? No?) So we still need to write what should be done in non-natural language. You see what happened? We are back at the beginning. Or maybe compilers are bots? :o<|eor|><|sor|>Nicely put. Nowadays there seems to be the common misconception of AI being some conscious being instead of just NNs doing highly specific tasks they were trained for. I've been asked several times now by non-IT people if I'm worried my job will be replaced by an AI, but that's just not how it works for the foreseeable future.<|eor|><|sor|>everyone knows AI is just a bunch of nested if statements smh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
117
programmerhumor
das7002
fsynudc
<|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>just for future reference you can indent your code four spaces instead of using \` and get stuff that looks like this: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Curabitur facilisis vulputate arcu, eu elementum nisi suscipit sit amet. Maecenas sed hendrerit nulla. Aenean faucibus ante est, eu commodo leo facilisis sed. Curabitur vehicula facilisis erat, porta bibendum nulla tempor nec. Praesent id eleifend ligula, a scelerisque quam. Quisque sit amet suscipit eros, ut maximus urna. Nullam fermentum accumsan diam vitae consectetur. Pellentesque nec enim in ante bibendum gravida. Aenean accumsan mollis ullamcorper. Nunc vehicula non nibh et auctor. Donec dolor neque, auctor mollis tortor ut, rutrum mattis augue. Duis convallis sollicitudin metus vel venenatis. Quisque rhoncus, ex in lobortis rutrum, dui orci finibus ipsum, sollicitudin placerat urna turpis nec nibh. Maecenas sed tellus non lorem euismod congue.<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine writing a paper only to have people use it as a stand in content for literally nothing....<|eor|><|sor|>Lorem Ipsum etc etc is not real Latin, it looks like it buts it's just nonsense that looks good for seeing what your layout looks like with words in it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
113
programmerhumor
_alright_then_
fsypea2
<|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_After seeing a billion lines of JavaScript code_ _Skynet:_ Do I put a semi-colon here or not?<|eor|><|sor|>For real JS needs to be direct with me do u want a semicolon or not<|eor|><|sor|>Dude it's not that hard: JavaScript does not need semicolons, except sometimes it does See? Not that difficult /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
105
programmerhumor
ElCerebroDeLaBestia
fsyulm1
<|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_After seeing a billion lines of JavaScript code_ _Skynet:_ Do I put a semi-colon here or not?<|eor|><|sor|>For real JS needs to be direct with me do u want a semicolon or not<|eor|><|sor|>I've found a really easy two step trick to determine whether you need to add a semicolon or not: 1. If in doubt, add a semicolon 2. If it throws an error, remove the semicolon again<|eor|><|sor|>I usually add multiple just in case, e.g. const x = 5;;;;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
103
programmerhumor
Eyecatcher_
fsyo4z8
<|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_After seeing a billion lines of JavaScript code_ _Skynet:_ Do I put a semi-colon here or not?<|eor|><|sor|>For real JS needs to be direct with me do u want a semicolon or not<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
97
programmerhumor
JackAuduin
fsyw37t
<|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_After seeing a billion lines of JavaScript code_ _Skynet:_ Do I put a semi-colon here or not?<|eor|><|sor|>For real JS needs to be direct with me do u want a semicolon or not<|eor|><|sor|>I've found a really easy two step trick to determine whether you need to add a semicolon or not: 1. If in doubt, add a semicolon 2. If it throws an error, remove the semicolon again<|eor|><|sor|>I usually add multiple just in case, e.g. const x = 5;;;;<|eor|><|sor|>Redundancy is an important part of software.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
95
programmerhumor
Arrow_625
fsyms7n
<|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>just for future reference you can indent your code four spaces instead of using \` and get stuff that looks like this: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Curabitur facilisis vulputate arcu, eu elementum nisi suscipit sit amet. Maecenas sed hendrerit nulla. Aenean faucibus ante est, eu commodo leo facilisis sed. Curabitur vehicula facilisis erat, porta bibendum nulla tempor nec. Praesent id eleifend ligula, a scelerisque quam. Quisque sit amet suscipit eros, ut maximus urna. Nullam fermentum accumsan diam vitae consectetur. Pellentesque nec enim in ante bibendum gravida. Aenean accumsan mollis ullamcorper. Nunc vehicula non nibh et auctor. Donec dolor neque, auctor mollis tortor ut, rutrum mattis augue. Duis convallis sollicitudin metus vel venenatis. Quisque rhoncus, ex in lobortis rutrum, dui orci finibus ipsum, sollicitudin placerat urna turpis nec nibh. Maecenas sed tellus non lorem euismod congue.<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine writing a paper only to have people use it as a stand in content for literally nothing....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
93
programmerhumor
theaceshinigami
fsyk4rz
<|sols|><|sot|>Done my part.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5qdc8jie1351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>just for future reference you can indent your code four spaces instead of using \` and get stuff that looks like this: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Curabitur facilisis vulputate arcu, eu elementum nisi suscipit sit amet. Maecenas sed hendrerit nulla. Aenean faucibus ante est, eu commodo leo facilisis sed. Curabitur vehicula facilisis erat, porta bibendum nulla tempor nec. Praesent id eleifend ligula, a scelerisque quam. Quisque sit amet suscipit eros, ut maximus urna. Nullam fermentum accumsan diam vitae consectetur. Pellentesque nec enim in ante bibendum gravida. Aenean accumsan mollis ullamcorper. Nunc vehicula non nibh et auctor. Donec dolor neque, auctor mollis tortor ut, rutrum mattis augue. Duis convallis sollicitudin metus vel venenatis. Quisque rhoncus, ex in lobortis rutrum, dui orci finibus ipsum, sollicitudin placerat urna turpis nec nibh. Maecenas sed tellus non lorem euismod congue.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
88
programmerhumor
nuancedvideos
xe8s7k
<|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
39,022
programmerhumor
MunsoonX3
iofe290
<|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>By "with me" I mean I will present you an incredibly dumb idea and then you code it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7,205
programmerhumor
Murko_The_Cat
ioftfwq
<|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Only one correct answer "150/hr, paid weekly" should shut them up real fast.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6,056
programmerhumor
AdDear5411
iofi37n
<|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Sure, send me your code and I'll take a look."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,951
programmerhumor
EducationalMeeting95
iofph6p
<|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>By "with me" I mean I will present you an incredibly dumb idea and then you code it.<|eor|><|sor|>Like a facebook like app for 50$.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,744
programmerhumor
Omnislash99999
iofwesu
<|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Scare them off by talking about servers and costs. And let's say it's a completely offline app no servers tell them they would need to provide all art assets, 2d, 3d, sound, music, vfxs etc and deal with marketing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,975
programmerhumor
AstroBuck
ioggt2g
<|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Only one correct answer "150/hr, paid weekly" should shut them up real fast.<|eor|><|sor|>That's realistically the only response (if you have the time).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,943
programmerhumor
TheIronSoldier2
iogapek
<|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>By "with me" I mean I will present you an incredibly dumb idea and then you code it.<|eor|><|sor|>Like a facebook like app for 50$.<|eor|><|sor|>Had someone ask me if I can make a "like Netflix but for Nepali movies" app with a budget of NPR 25000 ($200).<|eor|><|sor|>Just send him a thumb drive with a copy of BitTorrent on it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,728
programmerhumor
SealDraws
ioghy82
<|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Only one correct answer "150/hr, paid weekly" should shut them up real fast.<|eor|><|sor|>That's realistically the only response (if you have the time).<|eor|><|sor|>For 150/h id make time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,694
programmerhumor
RiceWithoutVeggies
iog5co5
<|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>By "with me" I mean I will present you an incredibly dumb idea and then you code it.<|eor|><|sor|>Like a facebook like app for 50$.<|eor|><|sor|>Had someone ask me if I can make a "like Netflix but for Nepali movies" app with a budget of NPR 25000 ($200).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,626
programmerhumor
AlFlakky
iofe6j4
<|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whenever someone ask me if "we" can make an app together, I always answer: "Okay, but you do the backend part". No matter if other person understand it or not, they do not ask me this question ever again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,571
programmerhumor
reclamerommelenzo
iofpbaq
<|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"It will be like TikTok, but better"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
892
programmerhumor
LaLiLuLeLo_0
iogby4j
<|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Scare them off by talking about servers and costs. And let's say it's a completely offline app no servers tell them they would need to provide all art assets, 2d, 3d, sound, music, vfxs etc and deal with marketing<|eor|><|sor|>Well I figured you would handle that part since youre the computer guy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
787
programmerhumor
LetUsSpeakFreely
iogu2i0
<|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Only one correct answer "150/hr, paid weekly" should shut them up real fast.<|eor|><|sor|>That's realistically the only response (if you have the time).<|eor|><|sor|>For 150/h id make time<|eor|><|sor|>Keep in mind you'll be an independent contractor and subject to different tax law. None of your taxes will be automatically deducted from your paycheck and you'll need to fund your retirement on your own.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
761
programmerhumor
-Vayra-
iog0v4o
<|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Scare them off by talking about servers and costs. And let's say it's a completely offline app no servers tell them they would need to provide all art assets, 2d, 3d, sound, music, vfxs etc and deal with marketing<|eor|><|sor|>Just mentioning the hourly rate should scare anyone who's not serious off.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
692
programmerhumor
Titanium_Josh
ioge62h
<|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whenever someone ask me if "we" can make an app together, I always answer: "Okay, but you do the backend part". No matter if other person understand it or not, they do not ask me this question ever again.<|eor|><|sor|>Id do the reverse - Sure, but you deal with the frontend<|eor|><|sor|>Dont threaten me with a good time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
688
programmerhumor
Terrible_Tank_238
iog4327
<|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>bro, I'm an idea guy OK I'm not technical like you nerds I've got **ideas** like how about uber for doctors, there's a medical cost crisis in america!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
662
programmerhumor
CowFu
iogb0j1
<|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>By "with me" I mean I will present you an incredibly dumb idea and then you code it.<|eor|><|sor|>"I have this idea for an MMO, but instead of like 50 people fighting there wont be a limit, like massive 10,000 people fighting each other in real time" "I want to make the Uber of <service industry job>" "An app that tracks <information that doesn't have an API available anywhere>" And my person favorite "An AI app that can be like your personal assistant and learns from you" as if the only thing that's stopped people from making artificial general intelligence has been someone hasn't had the idea.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
658
programmerhumor
not_a_gumby
iog4qw1
<|sols|><|sot|>The dreaded text no programmer wants to receive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/xJM6ZNi.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"So I'm thinking TikTok but for live gaming. No, Not like streaming. No, like TikTok, but live. Yeah, You'd be lead, I can do some CSS. I can spot you $100 to start, but it's mostly just for fun"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
607
programmerhumor
Crazicoda
10cfdmw
<|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
38,996
programmerhumor
DavidWtube
j4fhe84
<|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do this all the time! I get an app idea, create a github repo, research the stack I want to use, frame the basic functionality in a Readme with example links and relevant links to documentation. Sometimes I even create a few components. Then never touch it again and delete the repo a few months later. I have to say I have had zero and I mean ZERO vulnerabilities exploited and not a single user data breach.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,800
programmerhumor
samredfern
j4fj88n
<|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Serverless + Clientless<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
851
programmerhumor
jesp3r
j4fsthf
<|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do this all the time! I get an app idea, create a github repo, research the stack I want to use, frame the basic functionality in a Readme with example links and relevant links to documentation. Sometimes I even create a few components. Then never touch it again and delete the repo a few months later. I have to say I have had zero and I mean ZERO vulnerabilities exploited and not a single user data breach.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget step 1: registering the domain, which you'll never use<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
485
programmerhumor
spunt41
j4fk3w7
<|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Source: https://github.com/kelseyhightower/nocode<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
328
programmerhumor
Crazicoda
j4fhhl3
<|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do this all the time! I get an app idea, create a github repo, research the stack I want to use, frame the basic functionality in a Readme with example links and relevant links to documentation. Sometimes I even create a few components. Then never touch it again and delete the repo a few months later. I have to say I have had zero and I mean ZERO vulnerabilities exploited and not a single user data breach.<|eor|><|soopr|>We have a genius here<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
327
programmerhumor
buzzon
j4ft16h
<|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Serverless + Clientless<|eor|><|sor|>Microserviceless<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
255
programmerhumor
haasvacado
j4fnq06
<|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>#Write nothing; deploy nowhere. This is the way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
234
programmerhumor
asianabsinthe
j4fjm5h
<|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll still get an angry client email<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
214
programmerhumor
M3GT2
j4fr4rz
<|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Source: https://github.com/kelseyhightower/nocode<|eor|><|sor|>> All changes are welcome as long as no code is involved. If you run into any bugs, please file an issue and explain how that was even possible. Genius<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
213
programmerhumor
Uncoatedriddle
j4ffvn6
<|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it Turing complete though?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
193
programmerhumor
Sceptz
j4fn7yz
<|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Source: https://github.com/kelseyhightower/nocode<|eor|><|sor|>Over 4,600 apps developed on the "no code" platform to date!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
139
programmerhumor
nizasiwale
j4fugyk
<|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do this all the time! I get an app idea, create a github repo, research the stack I want to use, frame the basic functionality in a Readme with example links and relevant links to documentation. Sometimes I even create a few components. Then never touch it again and delete the repo a few months later. I have to say I have had zero and I mean ZERO vulnerabilities exploited and not a single user data breach.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget step 1: registering the domain, which you'll never use<|eor|><|sor|>1+ this however domains are cheap especially .io domains some even cost less than Starbucks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
138
programmerhumor
Crazicoda
j4ffxo5
<|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it Turing complete though?<|eor|><|soopr|>Interesting question I will forward that to the manager<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
131
programmerhumor
turtleship_2006
j4fs3ut
<|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Source: https://github.com/kelseyhightower/nocode<|eor|><|sor|>> All changes are welcome as long as no code is involved. If you run into any bugs, please file an issue and explain how that was even possible. Genius<|eor|><|sor|>\> Contributing \> You don't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
115
programmerhumor
nphhpn
j4fwu54
<|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do this all the time! I get an app idea, create a github repo, research the stack I want to use, frame the basic functionality in a Readme with example links and relevant links to documentation. Sometimes I even create a few components. Then never touch it again and delete the repo a few months later. I have to say I have had zero and I mean ZERO vulnerabilities exploited and not a single user data breach.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget step 1: registering the domain, which you'll never use<|eor|><|sor|>1+ this however domains are cheap especially .io domains some even cost less than Starbucks<|eor|><|sor|>.io is one of the most expensive domains wdym?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
104
programmerhumor
Heinrich_v_Schimmer
j4fgv9x
<|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Codeless programs, the meatless burger of IT.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
99
programmerhumor
Jugales
j4fzu8i
<|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do this all the time! I get an app idea, create a github repo, research the stack I want to use, frame the basic functionality in a Readme with example links and relevant links to documentation. Sometimes I even create a few components. Then never touch it again and delete the repo a few months later. I have to say I have had zero and I mean ZERO vulnerabilities exploited and not a single user data breach.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget step 1: registering the domain, which you'll never use<|eor|><|sor|>1+ this however domains are cheap especially .io domains some even cost less than Starbucks<|eor|><|sor|>.io is one of the most expensive domains wdym?<|eor|><|sor|>It depends on the exact domain. It was definitely easier to get a. io domain before startups started using it then domain resellers and registries hopped on board. However, while the average .com domain is cheaper than the average .io domain, the .com remains more expensive for the "good domains". That is the ones that are 1-2 words and less than 10 letters. https://indiebrands.io/blog/io-domain-expensive-popular<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
84
programmerhumor
SuperElitist
j4gf9nb
<|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Source: https://github.com/kelseyhightower/nocode<|eor|><|sor|>> All changes are welcome as long as no code is involved. If you run into any bugs, please file an issue and explain how that was even possible. Genius<|eor|><|sor|>\> Contributing \> You don't.<|eor|><|sor|>But still 4600 forks _<|eor|><|sor|>> `some code`: this is a fork of `no code` but with some code. We liked where `no code` was going, but we felt we needed some code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
53
programmerhumor
b1e
j4fjfjw
<|sols|><|sot|>The future<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2t0huxtbt7ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I cannot wait to charge some startup obscene amounts of money fixing some monstrosity of a codebase slapped together using chatgpt responses.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
50
programmerhumor
xoorl
vxjptn
<|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
38,976
programmerhumor
archery713
ifwd6td
<|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah it's cause he knows COBOL and can speak to the eldritch beings that manifest as mainframes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,056
programmerhumor
Banjoman64
ifwrm4f
<|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior engineer's teams photo versus what they look like in person.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,594
programmerhumor
lord-of-the-scrubs
ifwqg4f
<|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not only can I READ the ancient hieroglyphics, but I can also WRITE the ancient hieroglyphics and claim that it's not worth anyone's time to learn them, thus ensuring my stability.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,358
programmerhumor
StoryAndAHalf
ifwpsdt
<|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>120k? Sounds like hes underpaid by todays standards for his experience. Should be closer to 200k at least.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmerhumor
U03B1Q
ifxtqf9
<|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There's an extremely senior dev at my company who works in a sister team. The man has been with the company for some 20+ years and he's treated like a god by every senior manager and dev. His claim to fame was that he could just fix race conditions with a snap of his fingers. We deal with a lot of multi platform low latency C++, and this guy was so experienced that he just *knew* when stuff would race and how to fix it. Didn't believe it until I saw it myself. We were stuck on a bug for multiple months - we took over a month to figure out how to even replicate it out of prod because of the levels of load needed to trigger it. Over a month of debugging afterwards and we made no progress, and our manager just said "Send an Email to G and ask him politely". He had the solution in an hour. Pointed to a repo of his from over 3 years ago, that exhibited the same problem along with the PR he used to fix it. Absolute genius.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmerhumor
Unelith
ifwxksd
<|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah it's cause he knows COBOL and can speak to the eldritch beings that manifest as mainframes<|eor|><|sor|>`PROCEDURE FHTAGN.`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmerhumor
Anustart15
ifxaoad
<|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>120k? Sounds like hes underpaid by todays standards for his experience. Should be closer to 200k at least.<|eor|><|sor|>It was an appropriate salary when this was originally made<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmerhumor
bmony1215
ifwoo68
<|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A Kissel meme?? Unfireable Kissel would be pounding bud light limes at 3PM working from home.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmerhumor
Ribedo
ifwc62f
<|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wish i'll become like him one day, even if i'm a girl *professionally speaking*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmerhumor
CyanHakeChill
ifxub0o
<|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah it's cause he knows COBOL and can speak to the eldritch beings that manifest as mainframes<|eor|><|sor|>Yes I was hired as a junior programmer in a COBOL shop and I didn't know COBOL. I was given the task of rewriting the main update program in COBOL. They had given that task to new people as a joke, and nobody had ever got it working. It was written by the boss in ICL PLAN (an assembler language). There were so many patches in that program that it could never be recompiled. The boss used to say that it was his job security. One day I finished the main update program. They did a parallel run, and my program was perfect. The boss lost his job!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmerhumor
ButWhatIfPotato
ifwwsq2
<|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmer? I hardly know her!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmerhumor
notagoodboye
ifwmpnt
<|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wish i'll become like him one day, even if i'm a girl *professionally speaking*<|eor|><|sor|>It's miserable. Stuck maintaining some godawful legacy shit that should have died ten years ago, nothing *new*, just getting perpetual cost-of-living raises, no new positions, no new equipment, nothing, just you and the beast that will not *die*. Being unfire-able is essentially the same as being sentenced to do the same job until you die.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
389
programmerhumor
Truffles326
ify0rr2
<|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior engineer's teams photo versus what they look like in person.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait y'all got a teams photo?<|eor|><|sor|>It's "Required" and I break enough rules to not wanna draw attention to myself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmerhumor
ManInBlack829
ifxt5pk
<|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior engineer's teams photo versus what they look like in person.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait y'all got a teams photo?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmerhumor
randallthegrape
ifxuzkq
<|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah it's cause he knows COBOL and can speak to the eldritch beings that manifest as mainframes<|eor|><|sor|>Yes I was hired as a junior programmer in a COBOL shop and I didn't know COBOL. I was given the task of rewriting the main update program in COBOL. They had given that task to new people as a joke, and nobody had ever got it working. It was written by the boss in ICL PLAN (an assembler language). There were so many patches in that program that it could never be recompiled. The boss used to say that it was his job security. One day I finished the main update program. They did a parallel run, and my program was perfect. The boss lost his job!<|eor|><|sor|>Please mark as NSFW, I can hear SEs cumming across the universe and its disrupting my dinner.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
327
programmerhumor
PolskaFly
ify4zyn
<|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There's an extremely senior dev at my company who works in a sister team. The man has been with the company for some 20+ years and he's treated like a god by every senior manager and dev. His claim to fame was that he could just fix race conditions with a snap of his fingers. We deal with a lot of multi platform low latency C++, and this guy was so experienced that he just *knew* when stuff would race and how to fix it. Didn't believe it until I saw it myself. We were stuck on a bug for multiple months - we took over a month to figure out how to even replicate it out of prod because of the levels of load needed to trigger it. Over a month of debugging afterwards and we made no progress, and our manager just said "Send an Email to G and ask him politely". He had the solution in an hour. Pointed to a repo of his from over 3 years ago, that exhibited the same problem along with the PR he used to fix it. Absolute genius.<|eor|><|sor|>I aspire to be that person someday one day Just knows their shit from experience and is relied on. Just seems so gratifying to know youre needed and not because of legacy stuff you only know how to fix. Just actually skilled!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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