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programmerhumor | MarthaEM | ifwsk4z | <|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not only can I READ the ancient hieroglyphics, but I can also WRITE the ancient hieroglyphics and claim that it's not worth anyone's time to learn them, thus ensuring my stability.<|eor|><|sor|>When he's the only one ... | 267 |
programmerhumor | mrjackspade | ifxjmyj | <|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>120k? Sounds like hes underpaid by todays standards for his experience. Should be closer to 200k at least.<|eor|><|sor|>It was an appropriate salary when this was originally made<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, the first time I sa... | 238 |
programmerhumor | beaucephus | ifwnu1g | <|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wish i'll become like him one day, even if i'm a girl
*professionally speaking*<|eor|><|sor|>It's miserable. Stuck maintaining some godawful legacy shit that should have died ten years ago, nothing *new*, just gettin... | 206 |
programmerhumor | p1xelwc | 100wvjv | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,895 |
programmerhumor | CapeCodSam | j2kg0u4 | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been doing it for nearly 45 years and still ask myself that all the time. There are many different levels and talents. A device driver person may not be a good UI person and vice versa.... | 2,667 |
programmerhumor | ManyFails1Win | j2kecwf | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>unironically, it's a good place for moral support while you're learning. it's a great sub 99% of the time despite the frequent reposts.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,747 |
programmerhumor | redditbebigmad | j2kjjd4 | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I successfully centered a div once. Figure thats good enough to frequent here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,138 |
programmerhumor | Dragon_yum | j2kj74h | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>unironically, it's a good place for moral support while you're learning. it's a great sub 99% of the time despite the frequent reposts.<|eor|><|sor|>The comments are also usually very infor... | 930 |
programmerhumor | chervilious | j2krp2w | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If the code youve written does something useful, thats a program. If you wrote more than 10% of it youre a programmer.<|eor|><|soopr|>I biggest thing I ever did was 41 lines<|eoopr|><|sor|>D... | 658 |
programmerhumor | p1xelwc | j2kbf5y | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you can make an entire OS from scratch<|eor|><|soopr|>I can make an ordinary sandwich<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 490 |
programmerhumor | purple-lemons | j2kq2yx | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most experienced r/programmerhumour user<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 433 |
programmerhumor | tsFenix | j2l84dr | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been doing it for nearly 45 years and still ask myself that all the time. There are many different levels and talents. A device driver person may not be a good UI person and vice versa.... | 420 |
programmerhumor | _____2147483647_____ | j2kb8do | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you can make an entire OS from scratch<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 403 |
programmerhumor | 5point5inch | j2ktgon | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I can write hello world in 3 different languages. C, C++, C#. I also know what a variable is. AMA<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
programmerhumor | p1xelwc | j2kg7zj | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If the code youve written does something useful, thats a program. If you wrote more than 10% of it youre a programmer.<|eor|><|soopr|>I biggest thing I ever did was 41 lines<|eoopr|><|sor|>D... | 361 |
programmerhumor | actionscripted | j2l43kl | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I successfully centered a div once. Figure thats good enough to frequent here.<|eor|><|sor|>I think that grants mod status and free Reddit gold for life<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 346 |
programmerhumor | FABULOUS_KING | j2l7c6m | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been doing it for nearly 45 years and still ask myself that all the time. There are many different levels and talents. A device driver person may not be a good UI person and vice versa.... | 330 |
programmerhumor | p1xelwc | j2kg1s9 | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If the code youve written does something useful, thats a program. If you wrote more than 10% of it youre a programmer.<|eor|><|soopr|>I biggest thing I ever did was 41 lines<|eoopr|><|eols|>... | 313 |
programmerhumor | metaglot | j2kz035 | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If the code youve written does something useful, thats a program. If you wrote more than 10% of it youre a programmer.<|eor|><|soopr|>I biggest thing I ever did was 41 lines<|eoopr|><|sor|>D... | 257 |
programmerhumor | jsimpson82 | j2lc2aj | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been doing it for nearly 45 years and still ask myself that all the time. There are many different levels and talents. A device driver person may not be a good UI person and vice versa.... | 254 |
programmerhumor | Xyrazk | j2kjxkf | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me who made 2 HTML pages:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
programmerhumor | enochou | mevofi | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,847 |
programmerhumor | antifoidcel | gsk3rx9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers equipped with fighter jets? Count me in.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,288 |
programmerhumor | JuvenileEloquent | gskan0d | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are two types of people that hate status meetings and tools like Jira:
a) The laser-focused hard workers that want to spend 100% of their time creating code and not be interrupted just to te... | 821 |
programmerhumor | Sam_Pool | gsk1rt8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"wind is not something you have to worry about, the designers have taken care of that"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 798 |
programmerhumor | ReallyHadToFixThat | gska2fv | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers equipped with fighter jets? Count me in.<|eor|><|sor|>But only if you use JIRA<|eor|><|sor|>Do /r/ProgrammerHumor hate JIRA? I love JIRA. Especially that I have to deal with a fucking ... | 708 |
programmerhumor | RainbowGayUnicorn | gskdphi | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are two types of people that hate status meetings and tools like Jira:
a) The laser-focused hard workers that want to spend 100% of their time creating code and not be interrupted just to te... | 637 |
programmerhumor | mehmehmehwaa | gsk6su4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers equipped with fighter jets? Count me in.<|eor|><|sor|>But only if you use JIRA<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 587 |
programmerhumor | misterrandom1 | gsk6ukf | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"wind is not something you have to worry about, the designers have taken care of that"<|eor|><|sor|>"the ....... have taken care of that"
More and more I am finding out that it's me that is suppos... | 487 |
programmerhumor | got_it_tech | gsk8dt0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"It's a small change, shall not take much time"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 468 |
programmerhumor | Ghosttalker96 | gskftzq | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I always love how someone requests "just a tiny change" and is surprised how changing 2 lines of code takes 3 hours. Because you have to create a ticket in Jira for the change request, wait for app... | 430 |
programmerhumor | ZedTT | gsk8kac | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jira is already the attempt to automate that. What exactly do you think you're going to automate?
Just because you don't understand why the project manager job exists doesn't mean it's a waste of ... | 377 |
programmerhumor | neinherz | gsk9li9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers equipped with fighter jets? Count me in.<|eor|><|sor|>But only if you use JIRA<|eor|><|sor|>Do /r/ProgrammerHumor hate JIRA? I love JIRA. Especially that I have to deal with a fucking ... | 316 |
programmerhumor | bassboyjulio182 | gskds3a | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im on board with the core idea here but man devs who dont update their JIRA tickets then wonder why QA hasnt tested their feature which has been done for a week are just the worst.
Especially whe... | 289 |
programmerhumor | herrmatt | gskfrrp | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers equipped with fighter jets? Count me in.<|eor|><|sor|>But only if you use JIRA<|eor|><|sor|>Do /r/ProgrammerHumor hate JIRA? I love JIRA. Especially that I have to deal with a fucking ... | 284 |
programmerhumor | ARawTrout | gske0jv | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers equipped with fighter jets? Count me in.<|eor|><|sor|>But only if you use JIRA<|eor|><|sor|>Do /r/ProgrammerHumor hate JIRA? I love JIRA. Especially that I have to deal with a fucking ... | 256 |
programmerhumor | thermitethrowaway | gskb4gg | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"It's a small change, shall not take much time"<|eor|><|sor|>"It's just a website, why is it taking so long?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
programmerhumor | Valmond | gskdomo | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"It's a small change, shall not take much time"<|eor|><|sor|>"Don't spend too much time on it!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | Chunk27 | gskba1g | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jira is already the attempt to automate that. What exactly do you think you're going to automate?
Just because you don't understand why the project manager job exists doesn't mean it's a waste of ... | 173 |
programmerhumor | Bonevi | gskfxcs | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers equipped with fighter jets? Count me in.<|eor|><|sor|>But only if you use JIRA<|eor|><|sor|>Do /r/ProgrammerHumor hate JIRA? I love JIRA. Especially that I have to deal with a fucking ... | 172 |
programmerhumor | Sam_Pool | gsk7wxw | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"wind is not something you have to worry about, the designers have taken care of that"<|eor|><|sor|>"the ....... have taken care of that"
More and more I am finding out that it's me that is suppos... | 165 |
programmerhumor | yuva-krishna-memes | odzppx | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,818 |
programmerhumor | devrohitsharma | h43nz2p | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why when I find something useful / new / complicated from a link, I add that link as a comment in the code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,291 |
programmerhumor | tsg9292 | h43te7d | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why when I find something useful / new / complicated from a link, I add that link as a comment in the code.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a nice thought, but I've been burned before by comments like that were left by peo... | 530 |
programmerhumor | YT_Sebi | h43j5ui | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>not only stack overflow... if you know you know<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 461 |
programmerhumor | danuker | h43u39o | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why when I find something useful / new / complicated from a link, I add that link as a comment in the code.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a nice thought, but I've been burned before by comments like that were left by peo... | 410 |
programmerhumor | tsg9292 | h43u9t9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why when I find something useful / new / complicated from a link, I add that link as a comment in the code.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a nice thought, but I've been burned before by comments like that were left by peo... | 177 |
programmerhumor | Your_One_Lord | h43tn70 | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>not only stack overflow... if you know you know<|eor|><|sor|>The stuff you can't just bookmark<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | Thaurin | h43zv0m | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why when I find something useful / new / complicated from a link, I add that link as a comment in the code.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a nice thought, but I've been burned before by comments like that were left by peo... | 148 |
programmerhumor | yuva-krishna-memes | h43lf7e | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ctrl-h<|eor|><|soopr|>Sadly it doesn't work when you have 200 tabs opened and browse 4-5 hours a day..<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | Roofdragon | h443g64 | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why when I find something useful / new / complicated from a link, I add that link as a comment in the code.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a nice thought, but I've been burned before by comments like that were left by peo... | 104 |
programmerhumor | miso440 | h447ztm | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why when I find something useful / new / complicated from a link, I add that link as a comment in the code.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a nice thought, but I've been burned before by comments like that were left by peo... | 102 |
programmerhumor | dankprogrammer | h440t0q | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why when I find something useful / new / complicated from a link, I add that link as a comment in the code.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a nice thought, but I've been burned before by comments like that were left by peo... | 95 |
programmerhumor | mhhelsinki | h43nhf3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>not only stack overflow... if you know you know<|eor|><|sor|>ph go brrrrrr.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 91 |
programmerhumor | serg473 | h43qq74 | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think google also tries to be smart and if it sees that you search again after visiting a certain page it assumes that that page didn't have what you needed and lowers it in your results next time. It's not always ... | 90 |
programmerhumor | szidahou | h43zi1e | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why when I find something useful / new / complicated from a link, I add that link as a comment in the code.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a nice thought, but I've been burned before by comments like that were left by peo... | 88 |
programmerhumor | a-person-called-Eric | h43xagc | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>not only stack overflow... if you know you know<|eor|><|sor|>The stuff you can't just bookmark<|eor|><|sor|>The stuff you need to download and organize until you build a basic database out of directory structures and... | 87 |
programmerhumor | NANOwasFound | h43tqov | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why when I find something useful / new / complicated from a link, I add that link as a comment in the code.<|eor|><|sor|>I just leave that tab open and at the end of project I literally have thousand tabs ope... | 80 |
programmerhumor | IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE | h43xr3g | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>not only stack overflow... if you know you know<|eor|><|sor|>The stuff you can't just bookmark<|eor|><|sor|>The stuff you need to download and organize until you build a basic database out of directory structures and... | 64 |
programmerhumor | _bones__ | h43y1ol | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are only 2 hard problems in computer science:
- Cache invalidation
- Naming things
- Off-by-one errors<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmerhumor | TomHackery | h43v8yh | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>not only stack overflow... if you know you know<|eor|><|sor|>What? What is this? Why don't I know!?<|eor|><|sor|>Porn.
They mean porn.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmerhumor | Lumpy-Measurement-55 | tii23i | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,794 |
programmerhumor | decker_42 | i1e1wfd | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Both are used to perform magic tricks that people will pay money to see.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,945 |
programmerhumor | IBleddit | i1e394h | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Both are used to perform magic tricks that people will pay money to see.<|eor|><|sor|>Both can be racist <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 595 |
programmerhumor | Thatar | i1e6aqj | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't forget: iterates quickly <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 568 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | i1e5iqo | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't want to point fingers, but your saying that it's not cute and cuddly is probably the reason they kill us all in the future<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 267 |
programmerhumor | Fluffy-Try8072 | i1e2v8l | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Therefore, bunny is the answer for all<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 260 |
programmerhumor | IBleddit | i1e8pcu | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Both are used to perform magic tricks that people will pay money to see.<|eor|><|sor|>Both can be racist <|eor|><|sor|>How is the bunny racist?<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not saying all ... | 199 |
programmerhumor | mia_elora | i1e85t1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Both are used to perform magic tricks that people will pay money to see.<|eor|><|sor|>Both can be racist <|eor|><|sor|>How is the bunny racist?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
programmerhumor | wonho089 | i1e5sl2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Therefore, bunny is the answer for all<|eor|><|sor|>I thought it was 42<|eor|><|sor|>int bunny = 42;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 121 |
programmerhumor | ledz96 | i1e6xit | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Behaves fairly incomprehensibly at times: <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | turgy22 | i1e8get | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't want to point fingers, but your saying that it's not cute and cuddly is probably the reason they kill us all in the future<|eor|><|sor|>He said it was cute and cuddly.
Oh, wait, I just realized you weren't refer... | 94 |
programmerhumor | Iuse_arch_btw | i1e52l5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Therefore, bunny is the answer for all<|eor|><|sor|>I thought it was 42<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | IshayuG | i1ebgii | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Both are used to perform magic tricks that people will pay money to see.<|eor|><|sor|>Both can be racist <|eor|><|sor|>How is the bunny racist?<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not saying all ... | 84 |
programmerhumor | Xiterok | i1e9128 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The Bunny can kill grown up knights and be killed by Holy hand granades, the Machine learning algorithm will be able to kill knights if trained to do so, but it's not recorded if it can be killed by Holy hand granades.... | 83 |
programmerhumor | Furry_69 | i1eauqx | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't forget: iterates quickly <|eor|><|sor|>"quickly"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | redsterXVI | i1e324c | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Both can be cute and cuddly of trained accordingly. Both aren't if not trained accordingly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | Mad_Aeric | i1e7xrl | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Both can be cute and cuddly of trained accordingly. Both aren't if not trained accordingly.<|eor|><|sor|>No bunny are cute regardless<|eor|><|sor|>Had an evil bunny. Can confirm cuteness.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
programmerhumor | jnunkl-m3lp | i1e612w | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Therefore, bunny is the answer for all<|eor|><|sor|>I thought it was 42<|eor|><|sor|>int bunny = 42;<|eor|><|sor|>unsigned long long int bunny = 42;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmerhumor | lydocia | i1ecqj4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't want to point fingers, but your saying that it's not cute and cuddly is probably the reason they kill us all in the future<|eor|><|sor|>He said it was cute and cuddly.
Oh, wait, I just realized you weren't refer... | 48 |
programmerhumor | Phormitago | i1egtfm | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Both are used to perform magic tricks that people will pay money to see.<|eor|><|sor|>Both can be racist <|eor|><|sor|>How is the bunny racist?<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not saying all ... | 48 |
programmerhumor | jong9999 | i1edi4g | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Both are used to perform magic tricks that people will pay money to see.<|eor|><|sor|>Both can be racist <|eor|><|sor|>How is the bunny racist?<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not saying all ... | 45 |
programmerhumor | yuva-krishna-memes | qw660u | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,754 |
programmerhumor | Gubru | hl1aast | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Last line should be "Damn programmers, they ruined programming" (original line is "Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland")<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,180 |
programmerhumor | tian447 | hl1bf73 | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Last line should be "Damn programmers, they ruined programming" (original line is "Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland")<|eor|><|sor|>Can't believe they made a complete arse of it.
"*Never at peace with anything*" doesn't even flo... | 519 |
programmerhumor | absentbird | hl1yimz | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Last line should be "Damn programmers, they ruined programming" (original line is "Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland")<|eor|><|sor|>[Fixed](https://i.imgur.com/blC3MFI.png)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 499 |
programmerhumor | floofandmemes | hl0wiyr | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers and literally any programming language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 456 |
programmerhumor | elshaka_ | hl20ng3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Last line should be "Damn programmers, they ruined programming" (original line is "Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland")<|eor|><|sor|>[Fixed](https://i.imgur.com/blC3MFI.png)<|eor|><|sor|>You programmers sure are a contentious peop... | 300 |
programmerhumor | beyondthisreality | hl1rtr0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Last line should be "Damn programmers, they ruined programming" (original line is "Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland")<|eor|><|sor|>Can't believe they made a complete arse of it.
"*Never at peace with anything*" doesn't even flo... | 269 |
programmerhumor | yuva-krishna-memes | hl0u7pn | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lets be clear, we are indeed divided. But we can all unify behind one idea:
Its the Product Managers fault.
Thats my TED Talk, thank you for listening.<|eor|><|soopr|>Peace was never an option. *Duck with knife on mouth*<|eoo... | 252 |
programmerhumor | Dr_Bunsen_Burns | hl134cb | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why didn't you just end the sketch as it should?
"Damn x, they ruined xland"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | GrammeAway | hl21g6w | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Last line should be "Damn programmers, they ruined programming" (original line is "Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland")<|eor|><|sor|>[Fixed](https://i.imgur.com/blC3MFI.png)<|eor|><|sor|>You programmers sure are a contentious peop... | 221 |
programmerhumor | SimpoKaiba | hl0xplt | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You programmers sure are a contentious people<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | Darth_Nibbles | hl1emr1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lets be clear, we are indeed divided. But we can all unify behind one idea:
Its the Product Managers fault.
Thats my TED Talk, thank you for listening.<|eor|><|sor|>One of our PMs saw your comment and thinks their team can wh... | 151 |
programmerhumor | theXpanther | hl1s749 | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers and literally any programming language<|eor|><|sor|>Not Lisp!<|eor|><|sor|>(((((((((((((((((((((((lisp))))))((((how)))((could)))))))(((anyone))))))((dislike))))))<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmerhumor | TabCompletion | hl1pktx | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why didn't you just end the sketch as it should?
"Damn x, they ruined xland"<|eor|><|sor|>Damn programmers they ruined this meme<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | Artick123 | hl0w9w6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn programmers, they destroyed java :p<|eor|><|sor|>I think java destroyed programmers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | IndePharma | hl101qw | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You programmers sure are a contentious people<|eor|><|sor|>You've just made an enemy for life<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | Needleroozer | hl1mkdw | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lets be clear, we are indeed divided. But we can all unify behind one idea:
Its the Product Managers fault.
Thats my TED Talk, thank you for listening.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Actual conversation I overheard once:... | 95 |
programmerhumor | anyfactor | vwszmm | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,742 |
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