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programmerhumor | MarthaEM | ifwsk4z | <|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not only can I READ the ancient hieroglyphics, but I can also WRITE the ancient hieroglyphics and claim that it's not worth anyone's time to learn them, thus ensuring my stability.<|eor|><|sor|>When he's the only one speaking in them learning them would not be worth it anyway as you couldn't find *new* work in it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 267 |
programmerhumor | mrjackspade | ifxjmyj | <|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>120k? Sounds like hes underpaid by todays standards for his experience. Should be closer to 200k at least.<|eor|><|sor|>It was an appropriate salary when this was originally made<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, the first time I saw this 120k was basically cap for my area, in my line of work.
I just left a 120k job for being shit pay for what I'm doing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | beaucephus | ifwnu1g | <|sols|><|sot|>Evolution of a programmer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/te08kcy3f8b91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wish i'll become like him one day, even if i'm a girl
*professionally speaking*<|eor|><|sor|>It's miserable. Stuck maintaining some godawful legacy shit that should have died ten years ago, nothing *new*, just getting perpetual cost-of-living raises, no new positions, no new equipment, nothing, just you and the beast that will not *die*.
Being unfire-able is essentially the same as being sentenced to do the same job until you die.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the real truth. I have walked away from un-fireable positions making a lot of money because the horror of legacy codebases nobody wants to replace or refactor is a source of great depression and despair.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 206 |
programmerhumor | p1xelwc | 100wvjv | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,895 |
programmerhumor | CapeCodSam | j2kg0u4 | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been doing it for nearly 45 years and still ask myself that all the time. There are many different levels and talents. A device driver person may not be a good UI person and vice versa. Some people work on OS internals, others do highly interactive web pages.
There has always been a huge amount of imposter syndrome as well as unearned hubris among those in this line of work. Not everyone, of course, but among individuals.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,667 |
programmerhumor | ManyFails1Win | j2kecwf | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>unironically, it's a good place for moral support while you're learning. it's a great sub 99% of the time despite the frequent reposts.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,747 |
programmerhumor | redditbebigmad | j2kjjd4 | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I successfully centered a div once. Figure thats good enough to frequent here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,138 |
programmerhumor | Dragon_yum | j2kj74h | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>unironically, it's a good place for moral support while you're learning. it's a great sub 99% of the time despite the frequent reposts.<|eor|><|sor|>The comments are also usually very informative to. Not my comments though. This comment isnt useful.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 930 |
programmerhumor | chervilious | j2krp2w | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If the code youve written does something useful, thats a program. If you wrote more than 10% of it youre a programmer.<|eor|><|soopr|>I biggest thing I ever did was 41 lines<|eoopr|><|sor|>Did it do something useful?<|eor|><|soopr|>It does something a 10 year old could do in less than 10 seconds<|eoopr|><|sor|>"created multi-lines app that solve a problem 100x faster than 10 years of human intelligence."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 658 |
programmerhumor | p1xelwc | j2kbf5y | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you can make an entire OS from scratch<|eor|><|soopr|>I can make an ordinary sandwich<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 490 |
programmerhumor | purple-lemons | j2kq2yx | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most experienced r/programmerhumour user<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 433 |
programmerhumor | tsFenix | j2l84dr | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been doing it for nearly 45 years and still ask myself that all the time. There are many different levels and talents. A device driver person may not be a good UI person and vice versa. Some people work on OS internals, others do highly interactive web pages.
There has always been a huge amount of imposter syndrome as well as unearned hubris among those in this line of work. Not everyone, of course, but among individuals.<|eor|><|sor|>I would say you can officially call yourself a programmer once you have created a program that serves a legitimate purpose. Like, Hello, World! doesn't count obviously. But neither would a simple program that calls an API and gets data as a proof of concept/learning experience.
But say there is an app that removes spaces at the end of flat files that you needed to get rid of. Sure that's super simple, but if you needed it, wrote it and used it for a reason, I think that makes you a "programmer", no matter how simple the app is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 420 |
programmerhumor | _____2147483647_____ | j2kb8do | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you can make an entire OS from scratch<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 403 |
programmerhumor | 5point5inch | j2ktgon | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I can write hello world in 3 different languages. C, C++, C#. I also know what a variable is. AMA<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
programmerhumor | p1xelwc | j2kg7zj | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If the code youve written does something useful, thats a program. If you wrote more than 10% of it youre a programmer.<|eor|><|soopr|>I biggest thing I ever did was 41 lines<|eoopr|><|sor|>Did it do something useful?<|eor|><|soopr|>It does something a 10 year old could do in less than 10 seconds<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 361 |
programmerhumor | actionscripted | j2l43kl | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I successfully centered a div once. Figure thats good enough to frequent here.<|eor|><|sor|>I think that grants mod status and free Reddit gold for life<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 346 |
programmerhumor | FABULOUS_KING | j2l7c6m | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been doing it for nearly 45 years and still ask myself that all the time. There are many different levels and talents. A device driver person may not be a good UI person and vice versa. Some people work on OS internals, others do highly interactive web pages.
There has always been a huge amount of imposter syndrome as well as unearned hubris among those in this line of work. Not everyone, of course, but among individuals.<|eor|><|sor|>And I do none of it :D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 330 |
programmerhumor | p1xelwc | j2kg1s9 | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If the code youve written does something useful, thats a program. If you wrote more than 10% of it youre a programmer.<|eor|><|soopr|>I biggest thing I ever did was 41 lines<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 313 |
programmerhumor | metaglot | j2kz035 | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If the code youve written does something useful, thats a program. If you wrote more than 10% of it youre a programmer.<|eor|><|soopr|>I biggest thing I ever did was 41 lines<|eoopr|><|sor|>Did it do something useful?<|eor|><|soopr|>It does something a 10 year old could do in less than 10 seconds<|eoopr|><|sor|>"created multi-lines app that solve a problem 100x faster than 10 years of human intelligence."<|eor|><|sor|>Can i consult you for the next rehash of my CV?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | jsimpson82 | j2lc2aj | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been doing it for nearly 45 years and still ask myself that all the time. There are many different levels and talents. A device driver person may not be a good UI person and vice versa. Some people work on OS internals, others do highly interactive web pages.
There has always been a huge amount of imposter syndrome as well as unearned hubris among those in this line of work. Not everyone, of course, but among individuals.<|eor|><|sor|>I would say you can officially call yourself a programmer once you have created a program that serves a legitimate purpose. Like, Hello, World! doesn't count obviously. But neither would a simple program that calls an API and gets data as a proof of concept/learning experience.
But say there is an app that removes spaces at the end of flat files that you needed to get rid of. Sure that's super simple, but if you needed it, wrote it and used it for a reason, I think that makes you a "programmer", no matter how simple the app is.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, I make random scripts to do that sort of thing all the time. I guess I a programmer now?<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty much. That kind of skill is very important in business coding. Put it on your resume or at least talk about it during an interview<|eor|><|sor|>What would you write for that?
"Created piles of random crap to help me do shit"<|eor|><|sor|>Wrote software to automate repetitive manual tasks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | Xyrazk | j2kjxkf | <|sols|><|sot|>at what point am I able to say I know how to program<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zo6elwxi5k9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me who made 2 HTML pages:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
programmerhumor | enochou | mevofi | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,847 |
programmerhumor | antifoidcel | gsk3rx9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers equipped with fighter jets? Count me in.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,288 |
programmerhumor | JuvenileEloquent | gskan0d | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are two types of people that hate status meetings and tools like Jira:
a) The laser-focused hard workers that want to spend 100% of their time creating code and not be interrupted just to tell people how it's going, and
b) The lazy fucking slackers that don't like their lack of progress being so visible.
​
It's a lot more of b) than a) in my experience.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 821 |
programmerhumor | Sam_Pool | gsk1rt8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"wind is not something you have to worry about, the designers have taken care of that"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 798 |
programmerhumor | ReallyHadToFixThat | gska2fv | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers equipped with fighter jets? Count me in.<|eor|><|sor|>But only if you use JIRA<|eor|><|sor|>Do /r/ProgrammerHumor hate JIRA? I love JIRA. Especially that I have to deal with a fucking on premise TFS for project management.<|eor|><|sor|>JIRA is fine, but JIRA comes with people who think JIRA is a time tracking tool, get confused as to why the junior took 5x the estimate the programmer that came with the building put on it, respond to looming deadlines by calling meetings to make sure JIRA is up to date....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 708 |
programmerhumor | RainbowGayUnicorn | gskdphi | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are two types of people that hate status meetings and tools like Jira:
a) The laser-focused hard workers that want to spend 100% of their time creating code and not be interrupted just to tell people how it's going, and
b) The lazy fucking slackers that don't like their lack of progress being so visible.
​
It's a lot more of b) than a) in my experience.<|eor|><|sor|>Even super talented category-a engineers can damage the team by doing the whole I spent two weeks optimising something that was not a priority and doesnt benefit us or the customer, but was bothering me. Why are you all looking so exhausted and overwhelmed?
Being a professional engineer heavily involves communicating with everyone in product development, coding well is just a part of the job.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 637 |
programmerhumor | mehmehmehwaa | gsk6su4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers equipped with fighter jets? Count me in.<|eor|><|sor|>But only if you use JIRA<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 587 |
programmerhumor | misterrandom1 | gsk6ukf | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"wind is not something you have to worry about, the designers have taken care of that"<|eor|><|sor|>"the ....... have taken care of that"
More and more I am finding out that it's me that is supposed to be taking care of that. Nevermind the fact that it's never part of the requirements, never discussed in advance, just something that I'm supposed to anticipate because some knucklehead thought it was a good idea to make ME the designated grownup on the team.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 487 |
programmerhumor | got_it_tech | gsk8dt0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"It's a small change, shall not take much time"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 468 |
programmerhumor | Ghosttalker96 | gskftzq | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I always love how someone requests "just a tiny change" and is surprised how changing 2 lines of code takes 3 hours. Because you have to create a ticket in Jira for the change request, wait for approval, have to review the actual change, update the documentation, update every ticket, create a ticket for testing the change, wait for all tickets you created to be closed and only then you can officially mark your task as "complete".
You always swing between "we have too many open tickets" and "the audit revealed we have to follow our processes more closely"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 430 |
programmerhumor | ZedTT | gsk8kac | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jira is already the attempt to automate that. What exactly do you think you're going to automate?
Just because you don't understand why the project manager job exists doesn't mean it's a waste of time. Maybe your project manager (s) suck, I don't know, but it's not a useless job by definition.
I don't mean to sound too harsh, but I don't want to perpetuate the idea that all programmers have some kind of superiority complex and are incapable of understanding why project management exists.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 377 |
programmerhumor | neinherz | gsk9li9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers equipped with fighter jets? Count me in.<|eor|><|sor|>But only if you use JIRA<|eor|><|sor|>Do /r/ProgrammerHumor hate JIRA? I love JIRA. Especially that I have to deal with a fucking on premise TFS for project management.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | bassboyjulio182 | gskds3a | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im on board with the core idea here but man devs who dont update their JIRA tickets then wonder why QA hasnt tested their feature which has been done for a week are just the worst.
Especially when the workflow my team has on some projects is literally as simple Open > In Progress > Ready for QA > Ready for Release. If a ticket isnt Ready for QA its not getting touched!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 289 |
programmerhumor | herrmatt | gskfrrp | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers equipped with fighter jets? Count me in.<|eor|><|sor|>But only if you use JIRA<|eor|><|sor|>Do /r/ProgrammerHumor hate JIRA? I love JIRA. Especially that I have to deal with a fucking on premise TFS for project management.<|eor|><|sor|>JIRA is fine, but JIRA comes with people who think JIRA is a time tracking tool, get confused as to why the junior took 5x the estimate the programmer that came with the building put on it, respond to looming deadlines by calling meetings to make sure JIRA is up to date....<|eor|><|sor|>Time tracking on jira is so frustrating to me. We now put story points on jiras, as well as time estimates. Then we log time on jira as well as the payroll software.<|eor|><|sor|>The whole point of story points is to obfuscate noisy/inefficient time tracking...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
programmerhumor | ARawTrout | gske0jv | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers equipped with fighter jets? Count me in.<|eor|><|sor|>But only if you use JIRA<|eor|><|sor|>Do /r/ProgrammerHumor hate JIRA? I love JIRA. Especially that I have to deal with a fucking on premise TFS for project management.<|eor|><|sor|>JIRA is fine, but JIRA comes with people who think JIRA is a time tracking tool, get confused as to why the junior took 5x the estimate the programmer that came with the building put on it, respond to looming deadlines by calling meetings to make sure JIRA is up to date....<|eor|><|sor|>Time tracking on jira is so frustrating to me. We now put story points on jiras, as well as time estimates. Then we log time on jira as well as the payroll software.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
programmerhumor | thermitethrowaway | gskb4gg | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"It's a small change, shall not take much time"<|eor|><|sor|>"It's just a website, why is it taking so long?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
programmerhumor | Valmond | gskdomo | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"It's a small change, shall not take much time"<|eor|><|sor|>"Don't spend too much time on it!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | Chunk27 | gskba1g | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jira is already the attempt to automate that. What exactly do you think you're going to automate?
Just because you don't understand why the project manager job exists doesn't mean it's a waste of time. Maybe your project manager (s) suck, I don't know, but it's not a useless job by definition.
I don't mean to sound too harsh, but I don't want to perpetuate the idea that all programmers have some kind of superiority complex and are incapable of understanding why project management exists.<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed, job has a purpose but truth be told most people who do it are terrible at it. (I'm a PM).
A good PM absorbs pressure from above, keeps the team on track and removes blockers.
The "let's update my Gantt chart" shit really gets my goat.
Granted it's a hard to job to actually do well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
programmerhumor | Bonevi | gskfxcs | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers equipped with fighter jets? Count me in.<|eor|><|sor|>But only if you use JIRA<|eor|><|sor|>Do /r/ProgrammerHumor hate JIRA? I love JIRA. Especially that I have to deal with a fucking on premise TFS for project management.<|eor|><|sor|>JIRA is fine, but JIRA comes with people who think JIRA is a time tracking tool, get confused as to why the junior took 5x the estimate the programmer that came with the building put on it, respond to looming deadlines by calling meetings to make sure JIRA is up to date....<|eor|><|sor|>Time tracking on jira is so frustrating to me. We now put story points on jiras, as well as time estimates. Then we log time on jira as well as the payroll software.<|eor|><|sor|>The whole point of story points is to obfuscate noisy/inefficient time tracking...<|eor|><|sor|>No no, you also track it in JIRA, in an external tool and have daily progress meetings to update management and explain the progress and each spent minute in details.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | Sam_Pool | gsk7wxw | <|sols|><|sot|>I will automate your job one day out of spite<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ktei1uwglpp61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"wind is not something you have to worry about, the designers have taken care of that"<|eor|><|sor|>"the ....... have taken care of that"
More and more I am finding out that it's me that is supposed to be taking care of that. Nevermind the fact that it's never part of the requirements, never discussed in advance, just something that I'm supposed to anticipate because some knucklehead thought it was a good idea to make ME the designated grownup on the team.<|eor|><|sor|>The infamous "do what I mean" button :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | yuva-krishna-memes | odzppx | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,818 |
programmerhumor | devrohitsharma | h43nz2p | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why when I find something useful / new / complicated from a link, I add that link as a comment in the code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,291 |
programmerhumor | tsg9292 | h43te7d | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why when I find something useful / new / complicated from a link, I add that link as a comment in the code.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a nice thought, but I've been burned before by comments like that were left by people no longer with my company that lead me to web pages that no longer exist.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 530 |
programmerhumor | YT_Sebi | h43j5ui | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>not only stack overflow... if you know you know<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 461 |
programmerhumor | danuker | h43u39o | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why when I find something useful / new / complicated from a link, I add that link as a comment in the code.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a nice thought, but I've been burned before by comments like that were left by people no longer with my company that lead me to web pages that no longer exist.<|eor|><|sor|>StackOverflow will always exist. If it goes down, an archive will pop up, and you can just `s/` the domain.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 410 |
programmerhumor | tsg9292 | h43u9t9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why when I find something useful / new / complicated from a link, I add that link as a comment in the code.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a nice thought, but I've been burned before by comments like that were left by people no longer with my company that lead me to web pages that no longer exist.<|eor|><|sor|>StackOverflow will always exist. If it goes down, an archive will pop up, and you can just `s/` the domain.<|eor|><|sor|>Ya stack overflow is probably the only reliable website to do this with<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | Your_One_Lord | h43tn70 | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>not only stack overflow... if you know you know<|eor|><|sor|>The stuff you can't just bookmark<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | Thaurin | h43zv0m | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why when I find something useful / new / complicated from a link, I add that link as a comment in the code.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a nice thought, but I've been burned before by comments like that were left by people no longer with my company that lead me to web pages that no longer exist.<|eor|><|sor|>StackOverflow will always exist. If it goes down, an archive will pop up, and you can just `s/` the domain.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>And link to the local copy in the comment just to be safe /s<|eor|><|sor|>Paste the entire website text in the git commit body. As HTML.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | yuva-krishna-memes | h43lf7e | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ctrl-h<|eor|><|soopr|>Sadly it doesn't work when you have 200 tabs opened and browse 4-5 hours a day..<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | Roofdragon | h443g64 | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why when I find something useful / new / complicated from a link, I add that link as a comment in the code.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a nice thought, but I've been burned before by comments like that were left by people no longer with my company that lead me to web pages that no longer exist.<|eor|><|sor|>StackOverflow will always exist. If it goes down, an archive will pop up, and you can just `s/` the domain.<|eor|><|sor|>Ya stack overflow is probably the only reliable website to do this with<|eor|><|sor|>Without stack overflow, most here wouldn't have a job. AI overlords should take over in our lifetimes I'm sure<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmerhumor | miso440 | h447ztm | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why when I find something useful / new / complicated from a link, I add that link as a comment in the code.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a nice thought, but I've been burned before by comments like that were left by people no longer with my company that lead me to web pages that no longer exist.<|eor|><|sor|>StackOverflow will always exist. If it goes down, an archive will pop up, and you can just `s/` the domain.<|eor|><|sor|>Ya stack overflow is probably the only reliable website to do this with<|eor|><|sor|>Without stack overflow, most here wouldn't have a job. AI overlords should take over in our lifetimes I'm sure<|eor|><|sor|>**Itemized Salary**
Copy and Pasting SO: $100
Knowing what to Copy and Paste: $99,900<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | dankprogrammer | h440t0q | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why when I find something useful / new / complicated from a link, I add that link as a comment in the code.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a nice thought, but I've been burned before by comments like that were left by people no longer with my company that lead me to web pages that no longer exist.<|eor|><|sor|>StackOverflow will always exist. If it goes down, an archive will pop up, and you can just `s/` the domain.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>And link to the local copy in the comment just to be safe /s<|eor|><|sor|>Paste the entire website text in the git commit body. As HTML.<|eor|><|sor|>well that's stupid. the smart thing to do would be to convert the html to a react app first and bundle it with webpack. then just copy the minified js bundle as a one liner comment...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmerhumor | mhhelsinki | h43nhf3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>not only stack overflow... if you know you know<|eor|><|sor|>ph go brrrrrr.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 91 |
programmerhumor | serg473 | h43qq74 | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think google also tries to be smart and if it sees that you search again after visiting a certain page it assumes that that page didn't have what you needed and lowers it in your results next time. It's not always the case, if it's confident that the correlation between a keyword and a page is strong then it will remain to be the first result, but if it was some second page result and you were searching for something pretty vague I am pretty sure I've seen it burying it eventually.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | szidahou | h43zi1e | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why when I find something useful / new / complicated from a link, I add that link as a comment in the code.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a nice thought, but I've been burned before by comments like that were left by people no longer with my company that lead me to web pages that no longer exist.<|eor|><|sor|>StackOverflow will always exist. If it goes down, an archive will pop up, and you can just `s/` the domain.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>And link to the local copy in the comment just to be safe /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | a-person-called-Eric | h43xagc | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>not only stack overflow... if you know you know<|eor|><|sor|>The stuff you can't just bookmark<|eor|><|sor|>The stuff you need to download and organize until you build a basic database out of directory structures and meta/index files and shell scripts.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | NANOwasFound | h43tqov | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why when I find something useful / new / complicated from a link, I add that link as a comment in the code.<|eor|><|sor|>I just leave that tab open and at the end of project I literally have thousand tabs open.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE | h43xr3g | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>not only stack overflow... if you know you know<|eor|><|sor|>The stuff you can't just bookmark<|eor|><|sor|>The stuff you need to download and organize until you build a basic database out of directory structures and meta/index files and shell scripts.<|eor|><|sor|>I just started leaving it on the desktop once I realized no one even seems to remember im alive at this point.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmerhumor | _bones__ | h43y1ol | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are only 2 hard problems in computer science:
- Cache invalidation
- Naming things
- Off-by-one errors<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmerhumor | TomHackery | h43v8yh | <|sols|><|sot|>Harder that writing code..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lrh0o7bfnb971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>not only stack overflow... if you know you know<|eor|><|sor|>What? What is this? Why don't I know!?<|eor|><|sor|>Porn.
They mean porn.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmerhumor | Lumpy-Measurement-55 | tii23i | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,794 |
programmerhumor | decker_42 | i1e1wfd | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Both are used to perform magic tricks that people will pay money to see.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,945 |
programmerhumor | IBleddit | i1e394h | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Both are used to perform magic tricks that people will pay money to see.<|eor|><|sor|>Both can be racist <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 595 |
programmerhumor | Thatar | i1e6aqj | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't forget: iterates quickly <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 568 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | i1e5iqo | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't want to point fingers, but your saying that it's not cute and cuddly is probably the reason they kill us all in the future<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 267 |
programmerhumor | Fluffy-Try8072 | i1e2v8l | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Therefore, bunny is the answer for all<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 260 |
programmerhumor | IBleddit | i1e8pcu | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Both are used to perform magic tricks that people will pay money to see.<|eor|><|sor|>Both can be racist <|eor|><|sor|>How is the bunny racist?<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not saying all bunnies are racist: https://youtu.be/HSSkeb6qdCI<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 199 |
programmerhumor | mia_elora | i1e85t1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Both are used to perform magic tricks that people will pay money to see.<|eor|><|sor|>Both can be racist <|eor|><|sor|>How is the bunny racist?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
programmerhumor | wonho089 | i1e5sl2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Therefore, bunny is the answer for all<|eor|><|sor|>I thought it was 42<|eor|><|sor|>int bunny = 42;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 121 |
programmerhumor | ledz96 | i1e6xit | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Behaves fairly incomprehensibly at times: <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | turgy22 | i1e8get | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't want to point fingers, but your saying that it's not cute and cuddly is probably the reason they kill us all in the future<|eor|><|sor|>He said it was cute and cuddly.
Oh, wait, I just realized you weren't referring to the bunny.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 94 |
programmerhumor | Iuse_arch_btw | i1e52l5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Therefore, bunny is the answer for all<|eor|><|sor|>I thought it was 42<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | IshayuG | i1ebgii | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Both are used to perform magic tricks that people will pay money to see.<|eor|><|sor|>Both can be racist <|eor|><|sor|>How is the bunny racist?<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not saying all bunnies are racist: https://youtu.be/HSSkeb6qdCI<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair Bugs Bunny is a rascal and a provocateur. His entire mode of operation is to troll people into doing stupid things by imitating bad people sarcastically, and thats why hes funny.
So Bugs Bunny being racist and irritating? Just part of him.
If you want to watch really racist Loony Tunes then have a look at this: https://youtu.be/aOTLpCPy1Ro
But no matter how racist it might be, its still absolutely hilarious, idgaf.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmerhumor | Xiterok | i1e9128 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The Bunny can kill grown up knights and be killed by Holy hand granades, the Machine learning algorithm will be able to kill knights if trained to do so, but it's not recorded if it can be killed by Holy hand granades.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | Furry_69 | i1eauqx | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't forget: iterates quickly <|eor|><|sor|>"quickly"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | redsterXVI | i1e324c | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Both can be cute and cuddly of trained accordingly. Both aren't if not trained accordingly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | Mad_Aeric | i1e7xrl | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Both can be cute and cuddly of trained accordingly. Both aren't if not trained accordingly.<|eor|><|sor|>No bunny are cute regardless<|eor|><|sor|>Had an evil bunny. Can confirm cuteness.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
programmerhumor | jnunkl-m3lp | i1e612w | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Therefore, bunny is the answer for all<|eor|><|sor|>I thought it was 42<|eor|><|sor|>int bunny = 42;<|eor|><|sor|>unsigned long long int bunny = 42;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmerhumor | lydocia | i1ecqj4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't want to point fingers, but your saying that it's not cute and cuddly is probably the reason they kill us all in the future<|eor|><|sor|>He said it was cute and cuddly.
Oh, wait, I just realized you weren't referring to the bunny.<|eor|><|sor|>Bunnies will kill you in your sleep regardsless of your flattery.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmerhumor | Phormitago | i1egtfm | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Both are used to perform magic tricks that people will pay money to see.<|eor|><|sor|>Both can be racist <|eor|><|sor|>How is the bunny racist?<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not saying all bunnies are racist: https://youtu.be/HSSkeb6qdCI<|eor|><|sor|>I honestly expected much worse<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmerhumor | jong9999 | i1edi4g | <|sols|><|sot|>I am gonna go with bunny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h4g6zukhlio81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Both are used to perform magic tricks that people will pay money to see.<|eor|><|sor|>Both can be racist <|eor|><|sor|>How is the bunny racist?<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not saying all bunnies are racist: https://youtu.be/HSSkeb6qdCI<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair Bugs Bunny is a rascal and a provocateur. His entire mode of operation is to troll people into doing stupid things by imitating bad people sarcastically, and thats why hes funny.
So Bugs Bunny being racist and irritating? Just part of him.
If you want to watch really racist Loony Tunes then have a look at this: https://youtu.be/aOTLpCPy1Ro
But no matter how racist it might be, its still absolutely hilarious, idgaf.<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting it to be racist but not *that* racist lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmerhumor | yuva-krishna-memes | qw660u | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,754 |
programmerhumor | Gubru | hl1aast | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Last line should be "Damn programmers, they ruined programming" (original line is "Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland")<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,180 |
programmerhumor | tian447 | hl1bf73 | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Last line should be "Damn programmers, they ruined programming" (original line is "Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland")<|eor|><|sor|>Can't believe they made a complete arse of it.
"*Never at peace with anything*" doesn't even flow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 519 |
programmerhumor | absentbird | hl1yimz | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Last line should be "Damn programmers, they ruined programming" (original line is "Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland")<|eor|><|sor|>[Fixed](https://i.imgur.com/blC3MFI.png)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 499 |
programmerhumor | floofandmemes | hl0wiyr | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers and literally any programming language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 456 |
programmerhumor | elshaka_ | hl20ng3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Last line should be "Damn programmers, they ruined programming" (original line is "Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland")<|eor|><|sor|>[Fixed](https://i.imgur.com/blC3MFI.png)<|eor|><|sor|>You programmers sure are a contentious people.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 300 |
programmerhumor | beyondthisreality | hl1rtr0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Last line should be "Damn programmers, they ruined programming" (original line is "Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland")<|eor|><|sor|>Can't believe they made a complete arse of it.
"*Never at peace with anything*" doesn't even flow.<|eor|><|sor|>Im not even a programmer and this meme was definitely lacking in pro grammar.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | yuva-krishna-memes | hl0u7pn | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lets be clear, we are indeed divided. But we can all unify behind one idea:
Its the Product Managers fault.
Thats my TED Talk, thank you for listening.<|eor|><|soopr|>Peace was never an option. *Duck with knife on mouth*<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 252 |
programmerhumor | Dr_Bunsen_Burns | hl134cb | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why didn't you just end the sketch as it should?
"Damn x, they ruined xland"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | GrammeAway | hl21g6w | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Last line should be "Damn programmers, they ruined programming" (original line is "Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland")<|eor|><|sor|>[Fixed](https://i.imgur.com/blC3MFI.png)<|eor|><|sor|>You programmers sure are a contentious people.<|eor|><|sor|>You've just made an enemy for life!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 221 |
programmerhumor | SimpoKaiba | hl0xplt | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You programmers sure are a contentious people<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | Darth_Nibbles | hl1emr1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lets be clear, we are indeed divided. But we can all unify behind one idea:
Its the Product Managers fault.
Thats my TED Talk, thank you for listening.<|eor|><|sor|>One of our PMs saw your comment and thinks their team can whip up an algorithm that will modify human brain chemistry to fix this. They said it should take about a week. Maybe two if we have to use AI or blockchain.<|eor|><|sor|>No need, I modify my brain chemistry nightly with ethanol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | theXpanther | hl1s749 | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers and literally any programming language<|eor|><|sor|>Not Lisp!<|eor|><|sor|>(((((((((((((((((((((((lisp))))))((((how)))((could)))))))(((anyone))))))((dislike))))))<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmerhumor | TabCompletion | hl1pktx | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why didn't you just end the sketch as it should?
"Damn x, they ruined xland"<|eor|><|sor|>Damn programmers they ruined this meme<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | Artick123 | hl0w9w6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn programmers, they destroyed java :p<|eor|><|sor|>I think java destroyed programmers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | IndePharma | hl101qw | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You programmers sure are a contentious people<|eor|><|sor|>You've just made an enemy for life<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | Needleroozer | hl1mkdw | <|sols|><|sot|>Strange kind..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/etuvl3owc7081.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lets be clear, we are indeed divided. But we can all unify behind one idea:
Its the Product Managers fault.
Thats my TED Talk, thank you for listening.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Actual conversation I overheard once:
Boss: How long will it take to fix this issue?
Programer: I don't know, let me get back to you.
Boss: Okay.
Programer: It took me three hours.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmerhumor | anyfactor | vwszmm | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,742 |
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