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programmerhumor | maggos | ifry4be | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Combining ML with data science this guy may be on to something.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,248 |
programmerhumor | Knuffya | ifruvpv | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Khajiit has code, if you have coin."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,797 |
programmerhumor | Return_Of_The_Fly | ifrt3f9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Maybe give me some data and I'll analyze it".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,852 |
programmerhumor | ogmuslim | ifs4r41 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Combining ML with data science this guy may be on to something.<|eor|><|sor|>Next thing you know they might come up with online cloud computing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|... | 3,922 |
programmerhumor | Harmonic_Gear | ifrx9mc | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"ML is cool, i want to do ML"
"what do you want to use it for"
"i don't know"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,883 |
programmerhumor | theSeanage | ifrwnqd | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>ML, data science and blockchain. The LinkedIn recruiters wet dream.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,580 |
programmerhumor | anyfactor | ifrtwfo | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Maybe give me some data and I'll analyze it".<|eor|><|soopr|>I am a web scraper. They will ask me to find interesting sources of data.... this happens wayy too often to m... | 2,417 |
programmerhumor | 0ba78683-dbdd-4a31-a | ifrz12o | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>- 0: I've got an app idea!
- 1: Great, what is it?
- 0: We should build an app!
- 1: jimface.jpg<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,245 |
programmerhumor | pakidara | ifrt3w0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"I can't make you something if you don't know what you want."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,937 |
programmerhumor | anyfactor | ifru2os | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"I can't make you something if you don't know what you want."<|eor|><|soopr|>Said that before. They will ask me to "jump on a call" to brainstorm.
I should start asking f... | 1,805 |
programmerhumor | anyfactor | ifrxzn7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"ML is cool, i want to do ML"
"what do you want to use it for"
"i don't know"<|eor|><|soopr|>Let the AI do the heavy lifting and have it find me something that I would f... | 1,713 |
programmerhumor | DOOManiac | ifrxz1p | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Khajiit has code, if you have coin."<|eor|><|sor|>M'aiq the Compiler<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,304 |
programmerhumor | UCRDonkey | ifs06su | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Maybe give me some data and I'll analyze it".<|eor|><|soopr|>I am a web scraper. They will ask me to find interesting sources of data.... this happens wayy too often to m... | 1,162 |
programmerhumor | anyfactor | ifs0fwc | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Maybe give me some data and I'll analyze it".<|eor|><|soopr|>I am a web scraper. They will ask me to find interesting sources of data.... this happens wayy too often to m... | 1,059 |
programmerhumor | NeatNetwork | ifsdgq0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Combining ML with data science this guy may be on to something.<|eor|><|sor|>Next thing you know they might come up with online cloud computing.<|eor|><|sor|>Impossible, t... | 999 |
programmerhumor | The_Clarence | ifs85j1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"ML is cool, i want to do ML"
"what do you want to use it for"
"i don't know"<|eor|><|soopr|>Let the AI do the heavy lifting and have it find me something that I would f... | 856 |
programmerhumor | anyfactor | ifrv36k | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>give them a price<|eor|><|soopr|>I am going to do that.
'That is great. We can surely find something that would work. My rate is xx/hour and I usually require an advance ... | 838 |
programmerhumor | Harmonic_Gear | ifrxlqt | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>ML, data science and blockchain. The LinkedIn recruiters wet dream.<|eor|><|sor|>where is the cloud tho<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 816 |
programmerhumor | anyfactor | ifryewz | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"I can't make you something if you don't know what you want."<|eor|><|soopr|>Said that before. They will ask me to "jump on a call" to brainstorm.
I should start asking f... | 810 |
programmerhumor | Spiritual_Yam7324 | ifrznv7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>give them a price<|eor|><|soopr|>I am going to do that.
'That is great. We can surely find something that would work. My rate is xx/hour and I usually require an advance ... | 764 |
programmerhumor | neerot | i3pvaz | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,713 |
programmerhumor | biosinformatician | g0d6s1z | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*yesterday<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,691 |
programmerhumor | AlienMuskOx | g0ddbnl | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love this as a new meme format.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,002 |
programmerhumor | SophiaofPrussia | g0db3to | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*yesterday<|eor|><|sor|>and then i think oh ill just quickly refactor to simplify things only to re-learn why yesterday me wrote it that way in the first place...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 644 |
programmerhumor | ice_cream_winter | g0dt3v0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love this as a new meme format.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly that interview could generate so many memes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 483 |
programmerhumor | santheion | g0detd3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of my teacher once told me
If you are not ashamed of the code you did a few months ago you are doing something wrong<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 409 |
programmerhumor | Meow0S | g0dca58 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*yesterday<|eor|><|sor|>and then i think oh ill just quickly refactor to simplify things only to re-learn why yesterday me wrote it that way in the first place...<|eor|><|sor|>And then after refactoring, y... | 218 |
programmerhumor | WasabiofIP | g0e6uny | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love this as a new meme format.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly that interview could generate so many memes.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm trying to understand how Trump ended up in that position - I thought he only took softb... | 173 |
programmerhumor | tjwrona1992 | g0dxdim | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hahaha looking at Trump's chart. So good.
I don't think Trump even knows how to read his own charts. Someone just hands him a piece of paper with a comically large bar graph on it and says "just say we're... | 171 |
programmerhumor | ice_cream_winter | g0dtk3l | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love this as a new meme format.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly that interview could generate so many memes.<|eor|><|sor|>Whats this from?<|eor|><|sor|>The interview with Trump that just came out. Spoilers, it's a... | 171 |
programmerhumor | Tnwagn | g0eebu4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love this as a new meme format.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly that interview could generate so many memes.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm trying to understand how Trump ended up in that position - I thought he only took softb... | 167 |
programmerhumor | nordic_barnacles | g0e8bat | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love this as a new meme format.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly that interview could generate so many memes.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm trying to understand how Trump ended up in that position - I thought he only took softb... | 151 |
programmerhumor | GuyF1eri | g0e4ydy | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>/** it is what it is */<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
programmerhumor | tofu_ink | g0drp7z | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been working for the same company for 12ish years. Try looking back at code you wrote 10 years ago and wanting to strangle yourself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 121 |
programmerhumor | knightress_oxhide | g0e329v | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*yesterday<|eor|><|sor|>and then i think oh ill just quickly refactor to simplify things only to re-learn why yesterday me wrote it that way in the first place...<|eor|><|sor|>And then after refactoring, y... | 113 |
programmerhumor | mustang__1 | g0egmod | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love this as a new meme format.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly that interview could generate so many memes.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm trying to understand how Trump ended up in that position - I thought he only took softb... | 110 |
programmerhumor | kunjava | g0dmpfp | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of my teacher once told me
If you are not ashamed of the code you did a few months ago you are doing something wrong<|eor|><|sor|>I really feel this. We improve a lot over a couple of months, especiall... | 109 |
programmerhumor | Cheesewithmold | g0e08n8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love this as a new meme format.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly that interview could generate so many memes.<|eor|><|sor|>Whats this from?<|eor|><|sor|>The interview with Trump that just came out. Spoilers, it's a... | 93 |
programmerhumor | neerot | g0dy4gv | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hahaha looking at Trump's chart. So good.
I don't think Trump even knows how to read his own charts. Someone just hands him a piece of paper with a comically large bar graph on it and says "just say we're... | 85 |
programmerhumor | AFlaccoSeagulls | g0e8tp3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hahaha looking at Trump's chart. So good.
I don't think Trump even knows how to read his own charts. Someone just hands him a piece of paper with a comically large bar graph on it and says "just say we're... | 80 |
programmerhumor | pycz | dt2hox | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,683 |
programmerhumor | fruitb0y | f6twkqx | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>This entire process hurt to watch, I love it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,411 |
programmerhumor | hkimkmz | f6udvn4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>I love the unexplained "ok" button.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,868 |
programmerhumor | rcdemski | f6tvqpw | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>Pump up progress bar is best progress bar<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,830 |
programmerhumor | mushiexl | f6u4qw8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>This entire process hurt to watch, I love it.<|eor|><|sor|>Dude twirled the mouse so hard mac os thought he was looking for the cursor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,173 |
programmerhumor | bananabrann | f6u1d1j | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>Bahaha! The last part made me lol. The bar filling up, then expands, then changes colors... 1 of 100 loaded DEAD lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,006 |
programmerhumor | teetaps | f6u7wh1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>Pump up progress bar is best progress bar<|eor|><|sor|>What kills me is the progress you load is white while the pump is white so if you unclick the pump at like 80% youll lose it forever<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 808 |
programmerhumor | MultiLevelMonsters | f6u14yn | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>Loved this 102%<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 552 |
programmerhumor | DootyWooty | f6uupcp | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>This entire process hurt to watch, I love it.<|eor|><|sor|>Dude twirled the mouse so hard mac os thought he was looking for the cursor<|eor|><|sor|>SO THATS THAT THAT IS? Ive always thought it was just a weird bug in the OS. I never ha... | 524 |
programmerhumor | wbowers | f6umk0y | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>I love the unexplained "ok" button.
<|eor|><|sor|>The OK button tilted me harder than anything else haha<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 364 |
programmerhumor | VinHD15 | f6uv1nb | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>This entire process hurt to watch, I love it.<|eor|><|sor|>Dude twirled the mouse so hard mac os thought he was looking for the cursor<|eor|><|sor|>SO THATS THAT THAT IS? Ive always thought it was just a weird bug in the OS. I never ha... | 328 |
programmerhumor | katze_sonne | f6ulbq6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>Pump up progress bar is best progress bar<|eor|><|sor|>What kills me is the progress you load is white while the pump is white so if you unclick the pump at like 80% youll lose it forever<|eor|><|sor|>I guess that's on purpose! Love it... | 257 |
programmerhumor | GonnaBeTheBestMe | f6u1j3v | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>I love this very much. Please please PLEASE tell me it's a real package. I promise to use it in my projects (and maybe at work, if you don't tell my boss).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
programmerhumor | scottg96 | f6uxmzz | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>This entire process hurt to watch, I love it.<|eor|><|sor|>Dude twirled the mouse so hard mac os thought he was looking for the cursor<|eor|><|sor|>SO THATS THAT THAT IS? Ive always thought it was just a weird bug in the OS. I never ha... | 199 |
programmerhumor | comms_tower26 | f6v29ps | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>Bahaha! The last part made me lol. The bar filling up, then expands, then changes colors... 1 of 100 loaded DEAD lol<|eor|><|sor|>You can see the anger as he shakes his mouse<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmerhumor | Splamyn | f6uw3wh | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>Link to the page?<|eor|><|sor|>This not the one from the video, but it's a kinda similar concept: https://userinyerface.com/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | Seirdy | f6utf16 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>Pump up progress bar is best progress bar<|eor|><|sor|>What kills me is the progress you load is white while the pump is white so if you unclick the pump at like 80% youll lose it forever<|eor|><|sor|>It would be even better if the gia... | 131 |
programmerhumor | brocococonut | f6uuaet | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>r/badUIbattles<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | MrTarantula | f6uymhj | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>Pump up progress bar is best progress bar<|eor|><|sor|>What kills me is the progress you load is white while the pump is white so if you unclick the pump at like 80% youll lose it forever<|eor|><|sor|>It would be even better if the gia... | 108 |
programmerhumor | MuskIsAlien | f6uxzv4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>I love this very much. Please please PLEASE tell me it's a real package. I promise to use it in my projects (and maybe at work, if you don't tell my boss).<|eor|><|sor|>I think most of it is animated<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | MidoriTea | zcza4t | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,603 |
programmerhumor | tiki854 | iyz3rbq | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I was a VC, I'd invest a few million<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 743 |
programmerhumor | Ali_Army107 | iyzc8x1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When the devs forget to place an asset.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 476 |
programmerhumor | DanielERS | iyza79k | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not true, I don't see `node_modules` in the picture...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 310 |
programmerhumor | calihunlax | iyzuow0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I was a VC, I'd invest a few million<|eor|><|sor|>It needs more buzzwords first:
A serverless architecture implemented on a quantum computing distributed cloud blockchain using AI/ML algorithms to optimise/route qu... | 271 |
programmerhumor | GenazaNL | iyzafxf | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I was a VC, I'd invest a few million<|eor|><|sor|>Voice channel? /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmerhumor | GeekusRexMaximus | iyzcfkf | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not true, I don't see `node_modules` in the picture...<|eor|><|sor|>Now that you point it out... node_modules would indeed be hard to miss if it were there due to it being the heaviest object in the universe.<|eor|><|e... | 129 |
programmerhumor | belabacsijolvan | iyze7xh | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll literally write a chronjob, so next week I can be the first who posts this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmerhumor | daniu | iyzrc09 | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When Backend runs so smoothly you don't even notice it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | AimDev | iyzu3d5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When the devs forget to place an asset.<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | ThatOneShotBruh | iz036re | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I was a VC, I'd invest a few million<|eor|><|sor|>It needs more buzzwords first:
A serverless architecture implemented on a quantum computing distributed cloud blockchain using AI/ML algorithms to optimise/route qu... | 90 |
programmerhumor | OurFriendIrony | iyz7k0v | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not so bad if ur interfaces are described<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | AksHz | iyzct1c | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I was a VC, I'd invest a few million<|eor|><|sor|>Voice channel? /s<|eor|><|sor|>voice chat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | Krikkits | iyzndmk | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I should hang this at my desk as an accurate representation of our product rn. I have nothing better to do anyway cuz I'm the one waiting for backend ( <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
programmerhumor | grayskull757 | iz04pwl | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I was a VC, I'd invest a few million<|eor|><|sor|>It needs more buzzwords first:
A serverless architecture implemented on a quantum computing distributed cloud blockchain using AI/ML algorithms to optimise/route qu... | 55 |
programmerhumor | pATREUS | iz01a0x | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I was a VC, I'd invest a few million<|eor|><|sor|>It needs more buzzwords first:
A serverless architecture implemented on a quantum computing distributed cloud blockchain using AI/ML algorithms to optimise/route qu... | 47 |
programmerhumor | maltNeutrino | iz02ond | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When Backend runs so smoothly you don't even notice it<|eor|><|sor|>Dont check the logs though<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmerhumor | Wooknows | iyznzyc | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I was a VC, I'd invest a few million<|eor|><|sor|>Voice channel? /s<|eor|><|sor|>voice chat<|eor|><|sor|>voice coms<|eor|><|sor|>Vice City<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmerhumor | PaterFrog | iyzon2i | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I was a VC, I'd invest a few million<|eor|><|sor|>Voice channel? /s<|eor|><|sor|>voice chat<|eor|><|sor|>voice coms<|eor|><|sor|>Vice City<|eor|><|sor|>Viet Cong<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmerhumor | Scio42 | iyzhvbz | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I always wonder how often do these things get tangled up from a small gust of wind<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmerhumor | StrawberryEiri | iyzxevj | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not so bad if ur interfaces are described<|eor|><|sor|>The worst thing is when the back-end changes its mind about the data format 3 times during development.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmerhumor | Xiphias_ | 136ddiy | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,581 |
programmerhumor | magnetichira | jio5gyx | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>git has left the chat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,650 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | jio7kj9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>\*This is good code, could come in useful\* - when I comment it.
"This is useless trash, who the hell wrote it\* - when I delete it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,602 |
programmerhumor | RmG3376 | jioc7tp | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>git has left the chat<|eor|><|sor|>One commit where you comment the code, then later another commit where you delete it
Gotta keep those metrics high, especially when performance reviews are around the corn... | 2,200 |
programmerhumor | RmG3376 | jiohkzk | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>git has left the chat<|eor|><|sor|>One commit where you comment the code, then later another commit where you delete it
Gotta keep those metrics high, especially when performance reviews are around the corn... | 949 |
programmerhumor | According-Opposite91 | jioh2a1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>git has left the chat<|eor|><|sor|>One commit where you comment the code, then later another commit where you delete it
Gotta keep those metrics high, especially when performance reviews are around the corn... | 827 |
programmerhumor | mrthesis | jiod0qv | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>\*This is good code, could come in useful\* - when I comment it.
"This is useless trash, who the hell wrote it\* - when I delete it<|eor|><|sor|>Both is yourself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 772 |
programmerhumor | Tenac23 | jio5p70 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>I don't want to sound like a purist but I give my trust in git to keep old code =]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 745 |
programmerhumor | Minimum_Cantaloupe | jiobv9d | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>Programmer hoarder.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 669 |
programmerhumor | GenErik | jio9sze | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>I don't want to sound like a purist but I give my trust in git to keep old code =]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh I trust Git. Just not my recall to which commit I deleted it in and why.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 631 |
programmerhumor | wackywavingarmgumby | jiod463 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>\*This is good code, could come in useful\* - when I comment it.
"This is useless trash, who the hell wrote it\* - when I delete it<|eor|><|sor|>>"This is useless trash, who the hell wrote it"
git blame us... | 396 |
programmerhumor | guerrieredelumiere | jiohn2j | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>git has left the chat<|eor|><|sor|>One commit where you comment the code, then later another commit where you delete it
Gotta keep those metrics high, especially when performance reviews are around the corn... | 354 |
programmerhumor | iamPause | jiolj51 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>git has left the chat<|eor|><|sor|>One commit where you comment the code, then later another commit where you delete it
Gotta keep those metrics high, especially when performance reviews are around the corn... | 314 |
programmerhumor | UncleKeyPax | jioerca | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>\*This is good code, could come in useful\* - when I comment it.
"This is useless trash, who the hell wrote it\* - when I delete it<|eor|><|sor|>Both is yourself<|eor|><|sor|>![gif](giphy|bcrOR2stk6tKIxqPOZ... | 303 |
programmerhumor | wackywavingarmgumby | jiodfi3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>Programmer hoarder.<|eor|><|sor|>Elrond: "Cast it into the fire; delete it"
Isildur: "No" *adds comment*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 293 |
programmerhumor | tarrask | jio7wta | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>I commented them while working on it, but "normally" remove them before committing. I do the same with console.log, etc...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 263 |
programmerhumor | my__socrates__note | jio5nlv | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>This actually came in handy with me on a recent project. I commented out code months ago which I finally found a need for after a specification change. My Jira ticket to remove old code will continue to be p... | 212 |
programmerhumor | WolfgangSho | jioe6z4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>\*This is good code, could come in useful\* - when I comment it.
"This is useless trash, who the hell wrote it\* - when I delete it<|eor|><|sor|>>"This is useless trash, who the hell wrote it"
git blame us... | 183 |
programmerhumor | Mvin | jiog8a5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>git has left the chat<|eor|><|sor|>Its probably not the cleanest way to do it, but I sometimes like keeping old logic around for a while in the form of comments instead of hidden in the depths of the git his... | 181 |
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