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programmerhumor | maggos | ifry4be | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Combining ML with data science this guy may be on to something.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,248 |
programmerhumor | Knuffya | ifruvpv | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Khajiit has code, if you have coin."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,797 |
programmerhumor | Return_Of_The_Fly | ifrt3f9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Maybe give me some data and I'll analyze it".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,852 |
programmerhumor | ogmuslim | ifs4r41 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Combining ML with data science this guy may be on to something.<|eor|><|sor|>Next thing you know they might come up with online cloud computing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,922 |
programmerhumor | Harmonic_Gear | ifrx9mc | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"ML is cool, i want to do ML"
"what do you want to use it for"
"i don't know"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,883 |
programmerhumor | theSeanage | ifrwnqd | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>ML, data science and blockchain. The LinkedIn recruiters wet dream.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,580 |
programmerhumor | anyfactor | ifrtwfo | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Maybe give me some data and I'll analyze it".<|eor|><|soopr|>I am a web scraper. They will ask me to find interesting sources of data.... this happens wayy too often to me.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,417 |
programmerhumor | 0ba78683-dbdd-4a31-a | ifrz12o | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>- 0: I've got an app idea!
- 1: Great, what is it?
- 0: We should build an app!
- 1: jimface.jpg<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,245 |
programmerhumor | pakidara | ifrt3w0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"I can't make you something if you don't know what you want."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,937 |
programmerhumor | anyfactor | ifru2os | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"I can't make you something if you don't know what you want."<|eor|><|soopr|>Said that before. They will ask me to "jump on a call" to brainstorm.
I should start asking for deposits for jumping to calls at this point.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,805 |
programmerhumor | anyfactor | ifrxzn7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"ML is cool, i want to do ML"
"what do you want to use it for"
"i don't know"<|eor|><|soopr|>Let the AI do the heavy lifting and have it find me something that I would find interesting.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,713 |
programmerhumor | DOOManiac | ifrxz1p | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Khajiit has code, if you have coin."<|eor|><|sor|>M'aiq the Compiler<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,304 |
programmerhumor | UCRDonkey | ifs06su | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Maybe give me some data and I'll analyze it".<|eor|><|soopr|>I am a web scraper. They will ask me to find interesting sources of data.... this happens wayy too often to me.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Just give them all the same interesting source of data that you scrape from Kaggle.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,162 |
programmerhumor | anyfactor | ifs0fwc | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Maybe give me some data and I'll analyze it".<|eor|><|soopr|>I am a web scraper. They will ask me to find interesting sources of data.... this happens wayy too often to me.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Just give them all the same interesting source of data that you scrape from Kaggle.<|eor|><|soopr|>So the Titanic dataset, right?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,059 |
programmerhumor | NeatNetwork | ifsdgq0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Combining ML with data science this guy may be on to something.<|eor|><|sor|>Next thing you know they might come up with online cloud computing.<|eor|><|sor|>Impossible, there's no way to move on from offline cloud computing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 999 |
programmerhumor | The_Clarence | ifs85j1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"ML is cool, i want to do ML"
"what do you want to use it for"
"i don't know"<|eor|><|soopr|>Let the AI do the heavy lifting and have it find me something that I would find interesting.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yeah but, and hear me out. We make it useful. Like so we can make money.
I'm a fucking genius<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 856 |
programmerhumor | anyfactor | ifrv36k | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>give them a price<|eor|><|soopr|>I am going to do that.
'That is great. We can surely find something that would work. My rate is xx/hour and I usually require an advance deposit before starting a project. I hope we can build something awesome.'<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 838 |
programmerhumor | Harmonic_Gear | ifrxlqt | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>ML, data science and blockchain. The LinkedIn recruiters wet dream.<|eor|><|sor|>where is the cloud tho<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 816 |
programmerhumor | anyfactor | ifryewz | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"I can't make you something if you don't know what you want."<|eor|><|soopr|>Said that before. They will ask me to "jump on a call" to brainstorm.
I should start asking for deposits for jumping to calls at this point.<|eoopr|><|sor|>brainstorm on what. He literally did not even say what problem he wanted to solve.<|eor|><|soopr|>Relevant Silicon Valley.
> Russ Hanneman : F*ck you, Richard Hendricks!
>
> Richard Hendricks : Fuck me regarding?
>
> Russ Hanneman : It's all over the blogs. You took our idea to Gavin Belson?
>
> Richard Hendricks : Whoa. I'm sorry. Our idea?
>
> Russ Hanneman : Yeah, the new Internet. We came up with that together, standing outside of my kid's school... former school.
>
> Richard Hendricks : Uh, no, um, you told me to name an idea, and so I named one. That was my idea, you were just standing there.
>
> Russ Hanneman : Yeah, pulling it out of you like a newborn baby.
>
>Richard Hendricks : Okay, but, well, if a doctor pulls a baby out of a pregnant woman, the doctor doesn't get to then keep the baby.
>
> Russ Hanneman : Okay, first of all, my ex-wife is f*cking the doctor that delivered my son, and they're suing for full custody, so you're wrong. Second of all, this isn't a baby. Stop trying to change the subject, Richard!<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 810 |
programmerhumor | Spiritual_Yam7324 | ifrznv7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some of these people have an "app idea" at least. How should I respond?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x2d2akh160b91.png<|eol|><|sor|>give them a price<|eor|><|soopr|>I am going to do that.
'That is great. We can surely find something that would work. My rate is xx/hour and I usually require an advance deposit before starting a project. I hope we can build something awesome.'<|eoopr|><|sor|>xxx/hour<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 764 |
programmerhumor | neerot | i3pvaz | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,713 |
programmerhumor | biosinformatician | g0d6s1z | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*yesterday<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,691 |
programmerhumor | AlienMuskOx | g0ddbnl | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love this as a new meme format.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,002 |
programmerhumor | SophiaofPrussia | g0db3to | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*yesterday<|eor|><|sor|>and then i think oh ill just quickly refactor to simplify things only to re-learn why yesterday me wrote it that way in the first place...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 644 |
programmerhumor | ice_cream_winter | g0dt3v0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love this as a new meme format.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly that interview could generate so many memes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 483 |
programmerhumor | santheion | g0detd3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of my teacher once told me
If you are not ashamed of the code you did a few months ago you are doing something wrong<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 409 |
programmerhumor | Meow0S | g0dca58 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*yesterday<|eor|><|sor|>and then i think oh ill just quickly refactor to simplify things only to re-learn why yesterday me wrote it that way in the first place...<|eor|><|sor|>And then after refactoring, your code becomes more broken than ever.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
programmerhumor | WasabiofIP | g0e6uny | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love this as a new meme format.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly that interview could generate so many memes.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm trying to understand how Trump ended up in that position - I thought he only took softball interviews<|eor|><|sor|>From the interview they said they'd interviewed before, they might have played the long con mostly softballing to hit hard later? Just speculation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
programmerhumor | tjwrona1992 | g0dxdim | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hahaha looking at Trump's chart. So good.
I don't think Trump even knows how to read his own charts. Someone just hands him a piece of paper with a comically large bar graph on it and says "just say we're the best." XD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | ice_cream_winter | g0dtk3l | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love this as a new meme format.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly that interview could generate so many memes.<|eor|><|sor|>Whats this from?<|eor|><|sor|>The interview with Trump that just came out. Spoilers, it's a shit show.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | Tnwagn | g0eebu4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love this as a new meme format.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly that interview could generate so many memes.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm trying to understand how Trump ended up in that position - I thought he only took softball interviews<|eor|><|sor|>From the interview they said they'd interviewed before, they might have played the long con mostly softballing to hit hard later? Just speculation<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, that's part of it. The real answer is something like sunk-cost fallacy.
The founders of Politico got tired of Politico being Politico and formed Axios. So, this news agency had no identity during the whole runup to the election. So, the founders are in crazy deep in the Washington scene and were able to score an interview the day before the inauguration with Trump. Trump felt invested and Axios was basically just Politico before it became Politico (biased, but inside-the-beltway biased, rather than conservative or liberal) so it wasn't too hard on him.
Don't get me wrong, Axios consistently called him out on his insanity. Mike Allen's Playbook or whatever he's calling it now really dug into him since this whole BLM thing started, or restarted, whatever.<|eor|><|sor|>Why the hell is there more informed political discourse on a programming subreddit than in the totality of political subreddits? Lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | nordic_barnacles | g0e8bat | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love this as a new meme format.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly that interview could generate so many memes.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm trying to understand how Trump ended up in that position - I thought he only took softball interviews<|eor|><|sor|>From the interview they said they'd interviewed before, they might have played the long con mostly softballing to hit hard later? Just speculation<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, that's part of it. The real answer is something like sunk-cost fallacy.
The founders of Politico got tired of Politico being Politico and formed Axios. So, this news agency had no identity during the whole runup to the election. So, the founders are in crazy deep in the Washington scene and were able to score an interview the day before the inauguration with Trump. Trump felt invested and Axios was basically just Politico before it became Politico (biased, but inside-the-beltway biased, rather than conservative or liberal) so it wasn't too hard on him.
Don't get me wrong, Axios consistently called him out on his insanity. Mike Allen's Playbook or whatever he's calling it now really dug into him since this whole BLM thing started, or restarted, whatever.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | GuyF1eri | g0e4ydy | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>/** it is what it is */<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
programmerhumor | tofu_ink | g0drp7z | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been working for the same company for 12ish years. Try looking back at code you wrote 10 years ago and wanting to strangle yourself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 121 |
programmerhumor | knightress_oxhide | g0e329v | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*yesterday<|eor|><|sor|>and then i think oh ill just quickly refactor to simplify things only to re-learn why yesterday me wrote it that way in the first place...<|eor|><|sor|>And then after refactoring, your code becomes more broken than ever.<|eor|><|sor|>git reset HEAD\^ --hard<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | mustang__1 | g0egmod | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love this as a new meme format.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly that interview could generate so many memes.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm trying to understand how Trump ended up in that position - I thought he only took softball interviews<|eor|><|sor|>From the interview they said they'd interviewed before, they might have played the long con mostly softballing to hit hard later? Just speculation<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, that's part of it. The real answer is something like sunk-cost fallacy.
The founders of Politico got tired of Politico being Politico and formed Axios. So, this news agency had no identity during the whole runup to the election. So, the founders are in crazy deep in the Washington scene and were able to score an interview the day before the inauguration with Trump. Trump felt invested and Axios was basically just Politico before it became Politico (biased, but inside-the-beltway biased, rather than conservative or liberal) so it wasn't too hard on him.
Don't get me wrong, Axios consistently called him out on his insanity. Mike Allen's Playbook or whatever he's calling it now really dug into him since this whole BLM thing started, or restarted, whatever.<|eor|><|sor|>Why the hell is there more informed political discourse on a programming subreddit than in the totality of political subreddits? Lol.<|eor|><|sor|>Even the second worst code ever written takes two brain cells to click together.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 110 |
programmerhumor | kunjava | g0dmpfp | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of my teacher once told me
If you are not ashamed of the code you did a few months ago you are doing something wrong<|eor|><|sor|>I really feel this. We improve a lot over a couple of months, especially if we're learning a new language or framework.
If you don't think the code you wrote a few months ago is bad, it means only one thing: you're still writing bad code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | Cheesewithmold | g0e08n8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love this as a new meme format.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly that interview could generate so many memes.<|eor|><|sor|>Whats this from?<|eor|><|sor|>The interview with Trump that just came out. Spoilers, it's a shit show.<|eor|><|sor|>>The interview with Trump that just came out.
#
>Spoilers, it's a shit show.
What did we learn about the DRY principle?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmerhumor | neerot | g0dy4gv | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hahaha looking at Trump's chart. So good.
I don't think Trump even knows how to read his own charts. Someone just hands him a piece of paper with a comically large bar graph on it and says "just say we're the best." XD<|eor|><|soopr|>oh he 100% does not know how to read any chart<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | AFlaccoSeagulls | g0e8tp3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me rereading code I wrote a month ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/htp8nd9yd1f51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hahaha looking at Trump's chart. So good.
I don't think Trump even knows how to read his own charts. Someone just hands him a piece of paper with a comically large bar graph on it and says "just say we're the best." XD<|eor|><|soopr|>oh he 100% does not know how to read any chart<|eoopr|><|sor|>Were lower than...the world...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | pycz | dt2hox | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,683 |
programmerhumor | fruitb0y | f6twkqx | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>This entire process hurt to watch, I love it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,411 |
programmerhumor | hkimkmz | f6udvn4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>I love the unexplained "ok" button.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,868 |
programmerhumor | rcdemski | f6tvqpw | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>Pump up progress bar is best progress bar<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,830 |
programmerhumor | mushiexl | f6u4qw8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>This entire process hurt to watch, I love it.<|eor|><|sor|>Dude twirled the mouse so hard mac os thought he was looking for the cursor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,173 |
programmerhumor | bananabrann | f6u1d1j | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>Bahaha! The last part made me lol. The bar filling up, then expands, then changes colors... 1 of 100 loaded DEAD lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,006 |
programmerhumor | teetaps | f6u7wh1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>Pump up progress bar is best progress bar<|eor|><|sor|>What kills me is the progress you load is white while the pump is white so if you unclick the pump at like 80% youll lose it forever<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 808 |
programmerhumor | MultiLevelMonsters | f6u14yn | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>Loved this 102%<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 552 |
programmerhumor | DootyWooty | f6uupcp | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>This entire process hurt to watch, I love it.<|eor|><|sor|>Dude twirled the mouse so hard mac os thought he was looking for the cursor<|eor|><|sor|>SO THATS THAT THAT IS? Ive always thought it was just a weird bug in the OS. I never have a hard time finding my mouse, my screen isnt that big. Occasionally is blows up and Im just like wtf macOS.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 524 |
programmerhumor | wbowers | f6umk0y | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>I love the unexplained "ok" button.
<|eor|><|sor|>The OK button tilted me harder than anything else haha<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 364 |
programmerhumor | VinHD15 | f6uv1nb | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>This entire process hurt to watch, I love it.<|eor|><|sor|>Dude twirled the mouse so hard mac os thought he was looking for the cursor<|eor|><|sor|>SO THATS THAT THAT IS? Ive always thought it was just a weird bug in the OS. I never have a hard time finding my mouse, my screen isnt that big. Occasionally is blows up and Im just like wtf macOS.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah its a feature that came with ez capitan iirc
Edit: El Capitan but fuck it thats funny<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 328 |
programmerhumor | katze_sonne | f6ulbq6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>Pump up progress bar is best progress bar<|eor|><|sor|>What kills me is the progress you load is white while the pump is white so if you unclick the pump at like 80% youll lose it forever<|eor|><|sor|>I guess that's on purpose! Love it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | GonnaBeTheBestMe | f6u1j3v | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>I love this very much. Please please PLEASE tell me it's a real package. I promise to use it in my projects (and maybe at work, if you don't tell my boss).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
programmerhumor | scottg96 | f6uxmzz | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>This entire process hurt to watch, I love it.<|eor|><|sor|>Dude twirled the mouse so hard mac os thought he was looking for the cursor<|eor|><|sor|>SO THATS THAT THAT IS? Ive always thought it was just a weird bug in the OS. I never have a hard time finding my mouse, my screen isnt that big. Occasionally is blows up and Im just like wtf macOS.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah its a feature that came with ez capitan iirc
Edit: El Capitan but fuck it thats funny<|eor|><|sor|>ez capitan<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 199 |
programmerhumor | comms_tower26 | f6v29ps | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>Bahaha! The last part made me lol. The bar filling up, then expands, then changes colors... 1 of 100 loaded DEAD lol<|eor|><|sor|>You can see the anger as he shakes his mouse<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmerhumor | Splamyn | f6uw3wh | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>Link to the page?<|eor|><|sor|>This not the one from the video, but it's a kinda similar concept: https://userinyerface.com/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | Seirdy | f6utf16 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>Pump up progress bar is best progress bar<|eor|><|sor|>What kills me is the progress you load is white while the pump is white so if you unclick the pump at like 80% youll lose it forever<|eor|><|sor|>It would be even better if the giant progress bar actually nudged the pump offscreen
but you had to keep pumping.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmerhumor | brocococonut | f6uuaet | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>r/badUIbattles<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | MrTarantula | f6uymhj | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>Pump up progress bar is best progress bar<|eor|><|sor|>What kills me is the progress you load is white while the pump is white so if you unclick the pump at like 80% youll lose it forever<|eor|><|sor|>It would be even better if the giant progress bar actually nudged the pump offscreen
but you had to keep pumping.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[This has been done.](https://redd.it/6gpq11) By me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmerhumor | MuskIsAlien | f6uxzv4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best loader<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/jojcgpm0cbx31<|eol|><|sor|>I love this very much. Please please PLEASE tell me it's a real package. I promise to use it in my projects (and maybe at work, if you don't tell my boss).<|eor|><|sor|>I think most of it is animated<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | MidoriTea | zcza4t | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,603 |
programmerhumor | tiki854 | iyz3rbq | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I was a VC, I'd invest a few million<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 743 |
programmerhumor | Ali_Army107 | iyzc8x1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When the devs forget to place an asset.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 476 |
programmerhumor | DanielERS | iyza79k | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not true, I don't see `node_modules` in the picture...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 310 |
programmerhumor | calihunlax | iyzuow0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I was a VC, I'd invest a few million<|eor|><|sor|>It needs more buzzwords first:
A serverless architecture implemented on a quantum computing distributed cloud blockchain using AI/ML algorithms to optimise/route queries.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 271 |
programmerhumor | GenazaNL | iyzafxf | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I was a VC, I'd invest a few million<|eor|><|sor|>Voice channel? /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmerhumor | GeekusRexMaximus | iyzcfkf | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not true, I don't see `node_modules` in the picture...<|eor|><|sor|>Now that you point it out... node_modules would indeed be hard to miss if it were there due to it being the heaviest object in the universe.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | belabacsijolvan | iyze7xh | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll literally write a chronjob, so next week I can be the first who posts this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmerhumor | daniu | iyzrc09 | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When Backend runs so smoothly you don't even notice it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | AimDev | iyzu3d5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When the devs forget to place an asset.<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | ThatOneShotBruh | iz036re | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I was a VC, I'd invest a few million<|eor|><|sor|>It needs more buzzwords first:
A serverless architecture implemented on a quantum computing distributed cloud blockchain using AI/ML algorithms to optimise/route queries.<|eor|><|sor|>Aaand you just got no investment because you didn't include the metaverse.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | OurFriendIrony | iyz7k0v | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not so bad if ur interfaces are described<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | AksHz | iyzct1c | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I was a VC, I'd invest a few million<|eor|><|sor|>Voice channel? /s<|eor|><|sor|>voice chat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | Krikkits | iyzndmk | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I should hang this at my desk as an accurate representation of our product rn. I have nothing better to do anyway cuz I'm the one waiting for backend ( <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
programmerhumor | grayskull757 | iz04pwl | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I was a VC, I'd invest a few million<|eor|><|sor|>It needs more buzzwords first:
A serverless architecture implemented on a quantum computing distributed cloud blockchain using AI/ML algorithms to optimise/route queries.<|eor|><|sor|>Aaand you just got no investment because you didn't include the metaverse.<|eor|><|sor|>Also forgot the fully-automated NoSQL database with military-grade encryption<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmerhumor | pATREUS | iz01a0x | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I was a VC, I'd invest a few million<|eor|><|sor|>It needs more buzzwords first:
A serverless architecture implemented on a quantum computing distributed cloud blockchain using AI/ML algorithms to optimise/route queries.<|eor|><|sor|>`<placeholder> Christmas!`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmerhumor | maltNeutrino | iz02ond | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When Backend runs so smoothly you don't even notice it<|eor|><|sor|>Dont check the logs though<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmerhumor | Wooknows | iyznzyc | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I was a VC, I'd invest a few million<|eor|><|sor|>Voice channel? /s<|eor|><|sor|>voice chat<|eor|><|sor|>voice coms<|eor|><|sor|>Vice City<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmerhumor | PaterFrog | iyzon2i | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I was a VC, I'd invest a few million<|eor|><|sor|>Voice channel? /s<|eor|><|sor|>voice chat<|eor|><|sor|>voice coms<|eor|><|sor|>Vice City<|eor|><|sor|>Viet Cong<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmerhumor | Scio42 | iyzhvbz | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I always wonder how often do these things get tangled up from a small gust of wind<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmerhumor | StrawberryEiri | iyzxevj | <|sols|><|sot|>Serverless architechture<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rmls1erhf24a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not so bad if ur interfaces are described<|eor|><|sor|>The worst thing is when the back-end changes its mind about the data format 3 times during development.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmerhumor | Xiphias_ | 136ddiy | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,581 |
programmerhumor | magnetichira | jio5gyx | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>git has left the chat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,650 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | jio7kj9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>\*This is good code, could come in useful\* - when I comment it.
"This is useless trash, who the hell wrote it\* - when I delete it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,602 |
programmerhumor | RmG3376 | jioc7tp | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>git has left the chat<|eor|><|sor|>One commit where you comment the code, then later another commit where you delete it
Gotta keep those metrics high, especially when performance reviews are around the corner<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,200 |
programmerhumor | RmG3376 | jiohkzk | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>git has left the chat<|eor|><|sor|>One commit where you comment the code, then later another commit where you delete it
Gotta keep those metrics high, especially when performance reviews are around the corner<|eor|><|sor|>>his performance reviews are based on git metrics
Lol wtf<|eor|><|sor|>Not at my current job, but Ive _definitely_ had a boss who told me he gave me a raise because he ran git blame and my name came up the most
I didnt question his process<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 949 |
programmerhumor | According-Opposite91 | jioh2a1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>git has left the chat<|eor|><|sor|>One commit where you comment the code, then later another commit where you delete it
Gotta keep those metrics high, especially when performance reviews are around the corner<|eor|><|sor|>>his performance reviews are based on git metrics
Lol wtf<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 827 |
programmerhumor | mrthesis | jiod0qv | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>\*This is good code, could come in useful\* - when I comment it.
"This is useless trash, who the hell wrote it\* - when I delete it<|eor|><|sor|>Both is yourself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 772 |
programmerhumor | Tenac23 | jio5p70 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>I don't want to sound like a purist but I give my trust in git to keep old code =]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 745 |
programmerhumor | Minimum_Cantaloupe | jiobv9d | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>Programmer hoarder.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 669 |
programmerhumor | GenErik | jio9sze | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>I don't want to sound like a purist but I give my trust in git to keep old code =]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh I trust Git. Just not my recall to which commit I deleted it in and why.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 631 |
programmerhumor | wackywavingarmgumby | jiod463 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>\*This is good code, could come in useful\* - when I comment it.
"This is useless trash, who the hell wrote it\* - when I delete it<|eor|><|sor|>>"This is useless trash, who the hell wrote it"
git blame usually turns its finger to me from several years ago.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 396 |
programmerhumor | guerrieredelumiere | jiohn2j | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>git has left the chat<|eor|><|sor|>One commit where you comment the code, then later another commit where you delete it
Gotta keep those metrics high, especially when performance reviews are around the corner<|eor|><|sor|>>his performance reviews are based on git metrics
Lol wtf<|eor|><|sor|>Not at my current job, but Ive _definitely_ had a boss who told me he gave me a raise because he ran git blame and my name came up the most
I didnt question his process<|eor|><|sor|>*laughs in devops*
I do looooots of automation testing on sandbox repos so I'm way above and beyond these metrics.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 354 |
programmerhumor | iamPause | jiolj51 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>git has left the chat<|eor|><|sor|>One commit where you comment the code, then later another commit where you delete it
Gotta keep those metrics high, especially when performance reviews are around the corner<|eor|><|sor|>>his performance reviews are based on git metrics
Lol wtf<|eor|><|sor|>Not at my current job, but Ive _definitely_ had a boss who told me he gave me a raise because he ran git blame and my name came up the most
I didnt question his process<|eor|><|sor|>*laughs in devops*
I do looooots of automation testing on sandbox repos so I'm way above and beyond these metrics.<|eor|><|sor|>My work brought in a bunch of "data guys" at the executive level who love "metrics" so I've happily taken on the role of CI/CD guy aka code-janitor and so my metrics are *chef's kiss*.
Updating the nodejs dependencies? Oh well lemme just open a new issue for each lambda, npm update -s, close the issue same day. What an amazing employee I am. Look at that average issue resolution time! The metrics don't lie.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 314 |
programmerhumor | UncleKeyPax | jioerca | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>\*This is good code, could come in useful\* - when I comment it.
"This is useless trash, who the hell wrote it\* - when I delete it<|eor|><|sor|>Both is yourself<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
programmerhumor | wackywavingarmgumby | jiodfi3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>Programmer hoarder.<|eor|><|sor|>Elrond: "Cast it into the fire; delete it"
Isildur: "No" *adds comment*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 293 |
programmerhumor | tarrask | jio7wta | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>I commented them while working on it, but "normally" remove them before committing. I do the same with console.log, etc...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 263 |
programmerhumor | my__socrates__note | jio5nlv | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>This actually came in handy with me on a recent project. I commented out code months ago which I finally found a need for after a specification change. My Jira ticket to remove old code will continue to be pushed back !<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | WolfgangSho | jioe6z4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>\*This is good code, could come in useful\* - when I comment it.
"This is useless trash, who the hell wrote it\* - when I delete it<|eor|><|sor|>>"This is useless trash, who the hell wrote it"
git blame usually turns its finger to me from several years ago.<|eor|><|sor|>The bad code is coming from inside the house!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | Mvin | jiog8a5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>git has left the chat<|eor|><|sor|>Its probably not the cleanest way to do it, but I sometimes like keeping old logic around for a while in the form of comments instead of hidden in the depths of the git history. Nice for quick reference when the new stuff behaves unexpectedly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
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