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programmerhumor | t0m4_87 | jio8zk1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>git history: am i joke to you?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | Anonymo2786 | jioc7av | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>git has left the chat<|eor|><|sor|>"We don't do that here".
Bcs its just a personal project and Dev is a freelancer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmerhumor | mevlix | vb92z3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,514 |
programmerhumor | MintyMissterious | ic6xjvt | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The other day I opened up wireless headphones and GUESS WHAT!
# w i r e s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,419 |
programmerhumor | SZ4L4Y | ic6w9lw | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As an engineer I work with sensorless electric drives. They have sensors.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,035 |
programmerhumor | greedydita | ic6xf5k | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you telling me there's people inside those McDonald's kiosks?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,457 |
programmerhumor | asodfhgiqowgrq2piwhy | ic7dfzf | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The other day I opened up wireless headphones and GUESS WHAT!
# w i r e s<|eor|><|sor|>It's wireLESS, not wireFREE<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,394 |
programmerhumor | Mal_Dun | ic736zo | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of my favorite T-shirts slogans: A cloud is just someone else's computer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,337 |
programmerhumor | CratesManager | ic7bovg | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not a programmer, sysadmin here - recently i had the pleasure of fixing "Error: Agentless Management Service Agent not running".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,291 |
programmerhumor | PyroCatt | ic730th | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's all fun and games till the cloud servers start to rain<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,234 |
programmerhumor | raybrignsx | ic7f8s6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The other day I opened up wireless headphones and GUESS WHAT!
# w i r e s<|eor|><|sor|>It's wireLESS, not wireFREE<|eor|><|sor|>Wrong. It should be wireFEWER<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 922 |
programmerhumor | HellkerN | ic6sxw0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I did serverless computing in the 90's, ie I didn't have internet so whenever I needed something I took my floppies or later CD-R's to the library computers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 854 |
programmerhumor | KiloEchoNiner | ic70t5u | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Serverless should be renamed as "maintenance-less servers"<|eor|><|sor|>Every server is maintenance-less if you dont do maintenance on it.
*taps forehead*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 707 |
programmerhumor | mantidau | ic763zq | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's all fun and games till the cloud servers start to rain<|eor|><|sor|>But doesn't that rain fill up data lakes and grow decision trees?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 698 |
programmerhumor | kitchen_synk | ic7ezbg | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of my favorite T-shirts slogans: A cloud is just someone else's computer.<|eor|><|sor|>Specifically, [this guy's computer](https://xkcd.com/908/).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 692 |
programmerhumor | drewkungfu | ic7c4az | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As an engineer I work with sensorless electric drives. They have sensors.<|eor|><|sor|>Is it like clipless bike peddles?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 594 |
programmerhumor | Tom0204 | ic6z6bl | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I did serverless computing in the 90's, ie I didn't have internet so whenever I needed something I took my floppies or later CD-R's to the library computers.<|eor|><|sor|>Never underestimate the bandwidth of a shoebox ... | 481 |
programmerhumor | dark_mode_everything | ic6wajq | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Serverless should be renamed as "maintenance-less servers"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 476 |
programmerhumor | WikiWhatBot | ic71iun | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is serverless computing?<|eor|><|sor|>What Is Serverless Computing?
I don't know, but here's what **Wikipedia told me**:
Serverless computing is a cloud computing execution model in which the cloud... | 459 |
programmerhumor | fdsdfg | ic7jy2h | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not a programmer, sysadmin here - recently i had the pleasure of fixing "Error: Agentless Management Service Agent not running".<|eor|><|sor|>Working as intended<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 433 |
programmerhumor | ubccompscistudent | ic78utt | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you telling me there's people inside those McDonald's kiosks?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, and they have little twisted up mustaches<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 312 |
programmerhumor | _30d_ | ic7fp5u | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As an engineer I work with sensorless electric drives. They have sensors.<|eor|><|sor|>Is it like clipless bike peddles?<|eor|><|sor|>Lol I bought a bike that had pedals with a flat side and a clipless side. I was talk... | 286 |
programmerhumor | LittleMlem | ic70z6b | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I did serverless computing in the 90's, ie I didn't have internet so whenever I needed something I took my floppies or later CD-R's to the library computers.<|eor|><|sor|>Never underestimate the bandwidth of a shoebox ... | 281 |
programmerhumor | Ryno621 | yhbdk1 | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,454 |
programmerhumor | QueerestGayBoi | iucvv1m | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds too convenient, I want all code reviews inscribed in stone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,250 |
programmerhumor | creatonic | iucuxnj | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Elon might have a heart attack if he reviews my code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,049 |
programmerhumor | Ryno621 | iucu8ep | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|soopr|>https://eloncodereview.com/
The first suggested pricing option is 44 billion...<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,971 |
programmerhumor | Ryno621 | iucv3me | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Elon might have a heart attack if he reviews my code<|eor|><|soopr|>Twitter engineers praying rn<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,378 |
programmerhumor | visak13 | iucx8ik | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds too convenient, I want all code reviews inscribed in stone.<|eor|><|sor|>Smart, when was the code first written? Carbon dating.
Who wrote it? Forensic.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,039 |
programmerhumor | 613codyrex | iudcu0n | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Elon might have a heart attack if he reviews my code<|eor|><|soopr|>Twitter engineers praying rn<|eoopr|><|sor|>You believe Elon would be able to understand the code written?
Also I assume Twitter had code ... | 818 |
programmerhumor | ravenscanada | iude3wp | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Elon might have a heart attack if he reviews my code<|eor|><|soopr|>Twitter engineers praying rn<|eoopr|><|sor|>You believe Elon would be able to understand the code written?
Also I assume Twitter had code ... | 671 |
programmerhumor | Kientha | iud36hw | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Elon asked all Twitter coders to print out their last 30 days of code (60 days if they hadn't done any coding in the last 30 days). Senior coders were going to be asked to do a code rev... | 596 |
programmerhumor | nickmaran | iud0a8b | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|soopr|>https://eloncodereview.com/
The first suggested pricing option is 44 billion...<|eoopr|><|sor|>Convert codes into binary and then print them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 580 |
programmerhumor | wiggitywoogly | iucyv6p | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Someones got a tailwinds UI pro license I see.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 494 |
programmerhumor | I_Do_Not_Abbreviate | iudqkhx | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds too convenient, I want all code reviews inscribed in stone.<|eor|><|sor|>Smart, when was the code first written? Carbon dating.
Who wrote it? Forensic.<|eor|><|sor|>Generally speaking stone cannot be ... | 488 |
programmerhumor | Doofenshmirtz08 | iucwuzo | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>You read code on paper?
Ha i read it in base 64 and carve it on stone<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 423 |
programmerhumor | Ryno621 | iud29ji | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1586127052767318016?s=20&t=MRtBbk9uiwu9HJvmA33TBA
Twitter engineers were apparently asked to print out their code<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 412 |
programmerhumor | kamalamalamadingdong | iudlbsx | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Elon might have a heart attack if he reviews my code<|eor|><|soopr|>Twitter engineers praying rn<|eoopr|><|sor|>You believe Elon would be able to understand the code written?
Also I assume Twitter had code ... | 297 |
programmerhumor | Haut-Dog | iudsn15 | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds too convenient, I want all code reviews inscribed in stone.<|eor|><|sor|>Smart, when was the code first written? Carbon dating.
Who wrote it? Forensic.<|eor|><|sor|>Generally speaking stone cannot be ... | 279 |
programmerhumor | dogtierstatus | iudh673 | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Elon might have a heart attack if he reviews my code<|eor|><|soopr|>Twitter engineers praying rn<|eoopr|><|sor|>You believe Elon would be able to understand the code written?
Also I assume Twitter had code ... | 275 |
programmerhumor | nadav183 | iud89vx | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|soopr|>https://eloncodereview.com/
The first suggested pricing option is 44 billion...<|eoopr|><|sor|>wow, it looks really cool. I'm new to web dev, how much time does it take to create something like this?<|eor... | 248 |
programmerhumor | TactlessTortoise | iucx16n | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Elon might have a heart attack if he reviews my code<|eor|><|sor|>^send ^it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | Top-Fox3629 | iucys29 | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Elon might have a heart attack if he reviews my code<|eor|><|sor|>Let's not pretend he knows how to code...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | Any-Communication-73 | yt0mls | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,441 |
programmerhumor | Mindless-Charity4889 | iw1zjez | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I took over a project decades ago from a self taught programmer. He had written a program to communicate with a hardware device in DOS basic. I was hired to write a new program in Windows using VB6. I only had a ... | 7,438 |
programmerhumor | Graporb13 | iw20aui | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a non-programmer, why the whole company using a custom erotic roleplay system <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,385 |
programmerhumor | lolli91 | iw2mpy6 | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Solo ERP developer here. 16 years at the company. Over 600 webpages with SQL backend. I cant be fired<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,233 |
programmerhumor | magicmulder | iw20esa | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I took over a project decades ago from a self taught programmer. He had written a program to communicate with a hardware device in DOS basic. I was hired to write a new program in Windows using VB6. I only had a ... | 1,861 |
programmerhumor | bigshakagames_ | iw249te | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone's self taught, no one learns how to write good maintainable, testable code at uni.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,572 |
programmerhumor | VanillaCandid3466 | iw1xpkm | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>LOL
The shit I've seen people with CS degrees write ...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,506 |
programmerhumor | Toke_Ivo | iw26geh | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I took over a project decades ago from a self taught programmer. He had written a program to communicate with a hardware device in DOS basic. I was hired to write a new program in Windows using VB6. I only had a ... | 1,241 |
programmerhumor | remuliini | iw22f36 | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a non-programmer, why the whole company using a custom erotic roleplay system <|eor|><|sor|>Some have a good salary, some have the best perks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 823 |
programmerhumor | marabutt | iw205d2 | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>LOL
The shit I've seen people with CS degrees write ...<|eor|><|sor|>I studied Computer Science and after graduating, I knew nothing about writing decent code and software development.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext... | 784 |
programmerhumor | ObservantSpacePig | iw30mph | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Solo ERP developer here. 16 years at the company. Over 600 webpages with SQL backend. I cant be fired<|eor|><|sor|>As a Data Engineer that used to support/develop ETL solutions from our customers ERPs into our da... | 764 |
programmerhumor | Throwaway-tan | iw28rvf | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I took over a project decades ago from a self taught programmer. He had written a program to communicate with a hardware device in DOS basic. I was hired to write a new program in Windows using VB6. I only had a ... | 550 |
programmerhumor | Barbanks | iw28egs | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone's self taught, no one learns how to write good maintainable, testable code at uni.<|eor|><|sor|>This .
Im self taught and many of my friends went to school for their CS degree. Im still teaching them c... | 474 |
programmerhumor | nomadProgrammer | iw2zyc1 | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Solo ERP developer here. 16 years at the company. Over 600 webpages with SQL backend. I cant be fired<|eor|><|sor|>You are the company<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 439 |
programmerhumor | OffByOneErrorz | iw3fzxt | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Solo ERP developer here. 16 years at the company. Over 600 webpages with SQL backend. I cant be fired<|eor|><|sor|>My buddy was on the team that was building the replacement software for the 'solo developer syste... | 421 |
programmerhumor | lolli91 | iw3huli | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Solo ERP developer here. 16 years at the company. Over 600 webpages with SQL backend. I cant be fired<|eor|><|sor|>As a Data Engineer that used to support/develop ETL solutions from our customers ERPs into our da... | 370 |
programmerhumor | SACHD | iw265cm | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>LOL
The shit I've seen people with CS degrees write ...<|eor|><|sor|>I studied Computer Science and after graduating, I knew nothing about writing decent code and software development.<|eor|><|sor|>CS !== Softw... | 345 |
programmerhumor | OffByOneErrorz | iw3j325 | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Solo ERP developer here. 16 years at the company. Over 600 webpages with SQL backend. I cant be fired<|eor|><|sor|>My buddy was on the team that was building the replacement software for the 'solo developer syste... | 342 |
programmerhumor | lynet_101 | iw22jgd | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I took over a project decades ago from a self taught programmer. He had written a program to communicate with a hardware device in DOS basic. I was hired to write a new program in Windows using VB6. I only had a ... | 274 |
programmerhumor | Expert-Box5610 | t7t7vw | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,435 |
programmerhumor | Rogue-RedPanda | hzjyou9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me: who do you work for ?
Computer: I am not gonna tell you
Me: *slightly moves RAM*
Computer:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,105 |
programmerhumor | hrvbrs | hzjwq2l | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>when you program in the ability to feel pain<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 779 |
programmerhumor | Proxy_PlayerHD | hzk4een | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>that looks very much like DOS' text mode<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 456 |
programmerhumor | happysrooner | hzkdlus | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me: who do you work for ?
Computer: I am not gonna tell you
Me: *slightly moves RAM*
Computer:<|eor|><|sor|>Hannibal lecter likes this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 351 |
programmerhumor | Barkinsons | hzk8wgg | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>when you program in the ability to feel pain<|eor|><|sor|>[Reminds me of this classic](https://i.redd.it/ho2zlmfkn2b01.png)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 349 |
programmerhumor | Tsu_Dho_Namh | hzk50qs | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Daisy, daisy, give me your answer doooo.....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
programmerhumor | ofthedestroyer | hzkh5uu | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me: who do you work for ?
Computer: I am not gonna tell you
Me: *slightly moves RAM*
Computer:<|eor|><|sor|>Hannibal lecter likes this<|eor|><|sor|>Do the RAMs still scream, Clarice?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
programmerhumor | gatzdon | hzk8wrs | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 227 |
programmerhumor | Hurricane_32 | hzk5onz | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>that looks very much like DOS' text mode<|eor|><|sor|>Because it is<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | Due_Log_6718 | hzk5nth | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>That reminds me of the HAL-9000 artificial intelligence in space odyssey, singing daisy bell when losing its mind.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
programmerhumor | zesterer | hzkd9hd | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>that looks very much like DOS' text mode<|eor|><|sor|>Because it is<|eor|><|sor|>More specifically, CGA, a precursor to VGA, which x86 GPUs are required to emulate to be backward compatible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | DrStrangelove4242 | hzk9kos | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>when you program in the ability to feel pain<|eor|><|sor|>[Reminds me of this classic](https://i.redd.it/ho2zlmfkn2b01.png)<|eor|><|sor|>There's an [evil genius](https://youtu.be/mvz3LRK263E) on YouTube that made one for rea... | 153 |
programmerhumor | Kaze_Senshi | hzjzaky | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>> I am losing all my leaves
The fatherboard<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmerhumor | mrsacapunta | hzk996j | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This triggers my empathy and compassion nodes. Am I a computer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | AmericanToastman | hzkb2dp | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>when you program in the ability to feel pain<|eor|><|sor|>[Reminds me of this classic](https://i.redd.it/ho2zlmfkn2b01.png)<|eor|><|sor|>There's an [evil genius](https://youtu.be/mvz3LRK263E) on YouTube that made one for rea... | 111 |
programmerhumor | DarthCloakedGuy | hzkb5bd | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>That reminds me of the HAL-9000 artificial intelligence in space odyssey, singing daisy bell when losing its mind.<|eor|><|sor|>Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave.......Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel... | 87 |
programmerhumor | Abject_Shoulder_1182 | hzkextr | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>*I'm not even angry*
*I'm being so sincere right now*
*Even though you broke my heart,*
*And killed me*
*And tore me to pieces*
*And threw every piece into a fire*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | Hurricane_32 | hzkb53v | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>that looks very much like DOS' text mode<|eor|><|sor|>Because it is<|eor|><|sor|>as in he was running DOS while doing this, or did it so shortly after power up that the PC was still in Legacy Mode?<|eor|><|sor|>One of the me... | 69 |
programmerhumor | r0ssar00 | hzkizc3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me: who do you work for ?
Computer: I am not gonna tell you
Me: *slightly moves RAM*
Computer:<|eor|><|sor|>> Computer: what was the question again?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmerhumor | sachintripathi007 | 8pq7n4 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,418 |
programmerhumor | resueman__ | e0d9a3t | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everything is `if` statements if you dig down far enough.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,961 |
programmerhumor | RainbowCatastrophe | e0dg214 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>AI - IF discussion aside: what is the benefit of this information. Do they warn the driver beforehand that the passengers are intoxicated? I mean, as I understand uber is the most popular service in the US to get home after drinking... | 3,877 |
programmerhumor | mw9676 | e0d9x98 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everything is `if` statements if you dig down far enough.<|eor|><|sor|>If you say so<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,755 |
programmerhumor | mattusi | e0d9zns | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everything is `if` statements if you dig down far enough.<|eor|><|sor|>If you say so<|eor|><|sor|>What _else_ do you suggest ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,940 |
programmerhumor | sivyr | e0dbly5 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>AI - IF discussion aside: what is the benefit of this information. Do they warn the driver beforehand that the passengers are intoxicated? I mean, as I understand uber is the most popular service in the US to get home after drinking... | 2,639 |
programmerhumor | FPJaques | e0dajdi | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>AI - IF discussion aside: what is the benefit of this information. Do they warn the driver beforehand that the passengers are intoxicated? I mean, as I understand uber is the most popular service in the US to get home after drinking... | 2,611 |
programmerhumor | asdfman123 | e0dbgsm | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everything is `if` statements if you dig down far enough.<|eor|><|sor|>If you say so<|eor|><|sor|>What _else_ do you suggest ?<|eor|><|sor|>Let's switch subjects<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,951 |
programmerhumor | caskey | e0d9ksr | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>if (time.now >= 2am) rider := drunk;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,548 |
programmerhumor | flickerstop | e0dcaai | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everything is `if` statements if you dig down far enough.<|eor|><|sor|>If you say so<|eor|><|sor|>What _else_ do you suggest ?<|eor|><|sor|>Let's switch subjects<|eor|><|sor|>You're all trying too hard<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 917 |
programmerhumor | Crazy_Hater | e0dc6g5 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>if (time.now >= 2am) rider := drunk;<|eor|><|sor|>If(rider.location == bars.location) rider.drunk = true;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 819 |
programmerhumor | r34nimated | e0diul0 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everything is `if` statements if you dig down far enough.<|eor|><|sor|>If you say so<|eor|><|sor|>What _else_ do you suggest ?<|eor|><|sor|>Let's switch subjects<|eor|><|sor|>You're all trying too hard<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><... | 799 |
programmerhumor | Murgie | e0dcpwo | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>What's the difference?<|eor|><|sor|>AIs are made of *lots* of If statements. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 717 |
programmerhumor | LordFrempt | e0dj063 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everything is `if` statements if you dig down far enough.<|eor|><|sor|>If you say so<|eor|><|sor|>What _else_ do you suggest ?<|eor|><|sor|>Let's switch subjects<|eor|><|sor|>You're all trying too hard<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><... | 689 |
programmerhumor | lcukerd | e0d989b | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well if you want to spend your next month manually reading dataset with 100,000+ tuples then writing 1000s of if conditions then yea that's"if condition" else use AI and get it done in an hour.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 532 |
programmerhumor | SoupThatIsTooHot | e0dg3wq | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>AI - IF discussion aside: what is the benefit of this information. Do they warn the driver beforehand that the passengers are intoxicated? I mean, as I understand uber is the most popular service in the US to get home after drinking... | 519 |
programmerhumor | ShotgunSoldier | e0dj3dg | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you say so<|eor|><|sor|>What _else_ do you suggest ?<|eor|><|sor|>Let's switch subjects<|eor|><|sor|>You're all trying too hard<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I don't like puns, but I'll make an exception in this case.<|eor|... | 504 |
programmerhumor | beck1670 | e0df887 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>What's the difference?<|eor|><|sor|>AIs are made of *lots* of If statements. <|eor|><|sor|>Life is made of lots of If statements.<|eor|><|sor|>Actually Life is just made of one if statement. Also an L and an e.<|eor|><|eols|><|endof... | 491 |
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