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programmerhumor | t0m4_87 | jio8zk1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>git history: am i joke to you?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | Anonymo2786 | jioc7av | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm new to this, am I doing this right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/uiuF5K5.png<|eol|><|sor|>git has left the chat<|eor|><|sor|>"We don't do that here".
Bcs its just a personal project and Dev is a freelancer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmerhumor | mevlix | vb92z3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,514 |
programmerhumor | MintyMissterious | ic6xjvt | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The other day I opened up wireless headphones and GUESS WHAT!
# w i r e s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,419 |
programmerhumor | SZ4L4Y | ic6w9lw | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As an engineer I work with sensorless electric drives. They have sensors.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,035 |
programmerhumor | greedydita | ic6xf5k | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you telling me there's people inside those McDonald's kiosks?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,457 |
programmerhumor | asodfhgiqowgrq2piwhy | ic7dfzf | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The other day I opened up wireless headphones and GUESS WHAT!
# w i r e s<|eor|><|sor|>It's wireLESS, not wireFREE<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,394 |
programmerhumor | Mal_Dun | ic736zo | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of my favorite T-shirts slogans: A cloud is just someone else's computer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,337 |
programmerhumor | CratesManager | ic7bovg | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not a programmer, sysadmin here - recently i had the pleasure of fixing "Error: Agentless Management Service Agent not running".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,291 |
programmerhumor | PyroCatt | ic730th | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's all fun and games till the cloud servers start to rain<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,234 |
programmerhumor | raybrignsx | ic7f8s6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The other day I opened up wireless headphones and GUESS WHAT!
# w i r e s<|eor|><|sor|>It's wireLESS, not wireFREE<|eor|><|sor|>Wrong. It should be wireFEWER<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 922 |
programmerhumor | HellkerN | ic6sxw0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I did serverless computing in the 90's, ie I didn't have internet so whenever I needed something I took my floppies or later CD-R's to the library computers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 854 |
programmerhumor | KiloEchoNiner | ic70t5u | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Serverless should be renamed as "maintenance-less servers"<|eor|><|sor|>Every server is maintenance-less if you dont do maintenance on it.
*taps forehead*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 707 |
programmerhumor | mantidau | ic763zq | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's all fun and games till the cloud servers start to rain<|eor|><|sor|>But doesn't that rain fill up data lakes and grow decision trees?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 698 |
programmerhumor | kitchen_synk | ic7ezbg | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of my favorite T-shirts slogans: A cloud is just someone else's computer.<|eor|><|sor|>Specifically, [this guy's computer](https://xkcd.com/908/).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 692 |
programmerhumor | drewkungfu | ic7c4az | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As an engineer I work with sensorless electric drives. They have sensors.<|eor|><|sor|>Is it like clipless bike peddles?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 594 |
programmerhumor | Tom0204 | ic6z6bl | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I did serverless computing in the 90's, ie I didn't have internet so whenever I needed something I took my floppies or later CD-R's to the library computers.<|eor|><|sor|>Never underestimate the bandwidth of a shoebox fully of hard drives in a FedEx truck!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 481 |
programmerhumor | dark_mode_everything | ic6wajq | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Serverless should be renamed as "maintenance-less servers"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 476 |
programmerhumor | WikiWhatBot | ic71iun | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is serverless computing?<|eor|><|sor|>What Is Serverless Computing?
I don't know, but here's what **Wikipedia told me**:
Serverless computing is a cloud computing execution model in which the cloud provider allocates machine resources on demand, taking care of the servers on behalf of their customers. "Serverless" is a misnomer in the sense that servers are still used by cloud service providers to execute code for developers. However, developers of serverless applications are not concerned with capacity planning, configuration, management, maintenance, fault tolerance, or scaling of containers, VMs, or physical servers. Serverless computing does not hold resources in volatile memory; computing is rather done in short bursts with the results persisted to storage. When an app is not in use, there are no computing resources allocated to the app. Pricing is based on the actual amount of resources consumed by an application. It can be a form of utility computing.
Serverless computing can simplify the process of deploying code into production. Serverless code can be used in conjunction with code deployed in traditional styles, such as microservices or monoliths. Alternatively, applications can be written to be purely serverless and use no provisioned servers at all. This should not be confused with computing or networking models that do not require an actual server to function, such as peer-to-peer (P2P).
Want more info? [Here is the Wikipedia link!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/serverless_computing)
**This action was performed automatically[.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 459 |
programmerhumor | fdsdfg | ic7jy2h | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not a programmer, sysadmin here - recently i had the pleasure of fixing "Error: Agentless Management Service Agent not running".<|eor|><|sor|>Working as intended<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 433 |
programmerhumor | ubccompscistudent | ic78utt | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you telling me there's people inside those McDonald's kiosks?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, and they have little twisted up mustaches<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 312 |
programmerhumor | _30d_ | ic7fp5u | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As an engineer I work with sensorless electric drives. They have sensors.<|eor|><|sor|>Is it like clipless bike peddles?<|eor|><|sor|>Lol I bought a bike that had pedals with a flat side and a clipless side. I was talking to my bike-pro father in law about some fix I was trying to do and he kept mentioning the "clipless side of the pedal". Took me fucking ages to realize the clipless side is the side with the clippy thing on it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 286 |
programmerhumor | LittleMlem | ic70z6b | <|sols|><|sot|>Buzzwords at its best...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wq3g64w8d591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I did serverless computing in the 90's, ie I didn't have internet so whenever I needed something I took my floppies or later CD-R's to the library computers.<|eor|><|sor|>Never underestimate the bandwidth of a shoebox fully of hard drives in a FedEx truck!<|eor|><|sor|>There was a competition between an ISP and a homing pigeon with a flash drive, the pigeon won<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 281 |
programmerhumor | Ryno621 | yhbdk1 | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,454 |
programmerhumor | QueerestGayBoi | iucvv1m | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds too convenient, I want all code reviews inscribed in stone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,250 |
programmerhumor | creatonic | iucuxnj | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Elon might have a heart attack if he reviews my code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,049 |
programmerhumor | Ryno621 | iucu8ep | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|soopr|>https://eloncodereview.com/
The first suggested pricing option is 44 billion...<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,971 |
programmerhumor | Ryno621 | iucv3me | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Elon might have a heart attack if he reviews my code<|eor|><|soopr|>Twitter engineers praying rn<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,378 |
programmerhumor | visak13 | iucx8ik | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds too convenient, I want all code reviews inscribed in stone.<|eor|><|sor|>Smart, when was the code first written? Carbon dating.
Who wrote it? Forensic.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,039 |
programmerhumor | 613codyrex | iudcu0n | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Elon might have a heart attack if he reviews my code<|eor|><|soopr|>Twitter engineers praying rn<|eoopr|><|sor|>You believe Elon would be able to understand the code written?
Also I assume Twitter had code review so how bad could it go?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 818 |
programmerhumor | ravenscanada | iude3wp | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Elon might have a heart attack if he reviews my code<|eor|><|soopr|>Twitter engineers praying rn<|eoopr|><|sor|>You believe Elon would be able to understand the code written?
Also I assume Twitter had code review so how bad could it go?<|eor|><|sor|>Im not a professional developer but have dev training and manage them today. I can tell you for certain that a person who thinks theyre going to evaluate a dev based on a code review in an unfamiliar stack is a delusional idiot.
Even if you think Elon is a genius playing 3D chess and hes trying to get them to quit, which would be the kind of childish shit Id expect from him, it makes no sense. Elons beef isnt with the devs, whove made a remarkably stable platform. Its with the management team he already fired for not being yes men or, in the case of their head of legal, *for winning against Elon and making him look the fool he is!*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 671 |
programmerhumor | Kientha | iud36hw | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Elon asked all Twitter coders to print out their last 30 days of code (60 days if they hadn't done any coding in the last 30 days). Senior coders were going to be asked to do a code review with Elon himself whereas junior coders were going to be paired with Tesla engineers. Then a few hours later, they were asked to shred the code likely after someone pointed out to Elon that no one does code reviews on paper anymore.
On a totally unrelated note, Musk has not done any real coding since the early 2000s. And the code he did back then was not even used in the end products because real engineers came in and tossed the code he'd done. So the last bit of published code Musk did were some BBC Basic games when he was a teenager<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 596 |
programmerhumor | nickmaran | iud0a8b | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|soopr|>https://eloncodereview.com/
The first suggested pricing option is 44 billion...<|eoopr|><|sor|>Convert codes into binary and then print them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 580 |
programmerhumor | wiggitywoogly | iucyv6p | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Someones got a tailwinds UI pro license I see.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 494 |
programmerhumor | I_Do_Not_Abbreviate | iudqkhx | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds too convenient, I want all code reviews inscribed in stone.<|eor|><|sor|>Smart, when was the code first written? Carbon dating.
Who wrote it? Forensic.<|eor|><|sor|>Generally speaking stone cannot be Carbon dated; it works best on organic materials. You want Argon dating for stone, but even then most of the stone-dating methods are only useful on timescales longer than the entirety of recorded history.
The best way to date the code with carbon would be to put it on something organic, maybe ~~laser~~ **L**ight-**A**mplification-By-**S**timulated-**E**mission-of-**R**adiation-micro-engrave it onto the exterior of a large conch shell, otherwise you would have to scrape the characters onto a tightly-stretched and treated animal hide like leather art or weave/embroider it into a textile pattern like the Bayeux tapestry. I suppose you could paint it onto a series of microns-thin layers of dried wood pulp -- but no, never mind; that would just be silly...
**EDIT:** /u/somneuronaut **HAS CAUGHT ME MAKING AN AMATEURISH AND EMBARRASSING MISTAKE -- I USED A COMMON ACRONYM WITHOUT THINKING. I CAN ONLY PROFUSELY APOLOGIZE FOR THIS EGREGIOUS ERROR AND THROW MYSELF UPON THE MERCY OF THE REDDIT COMMUNITY IN THE HOPE I MIGHT ONE DAY BE FORGIVEN FOR THIS BREACH OF PROTOCOL. EGG AND MY FACE ARE IN ALIGNMENT TODAY.**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 488 |
programmerhumor | Doofenshmirtz08 | iucwuzo | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>You read code on paper?
Ha i read it in base 64 and carve it on stone<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 423 |
programmerhumor | Ryno621 | iud29ji | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1586127052767318016?s=20&t=MRtBbk9uiwu9HJvmA33TBA
Twitter engineers were apparently asked to print out their code<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 412 |
programmerhumor | kamalamalamadingdong | iudlbsx | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Elon might have a heart attack if he reviews my code<|eor|><|soopr|>Twitter engineers praying rn<|eoopr|><|sor|>You believe Elon would be able to understand the code written?
Also I assume Twitter had code review so how bad could it go?<|eor|><|sor|>Im not a professional developer but have dev training and manage them today. I can tell you for certain that a person who thinks theyre going to evaluate a dev based on a code review in an unfamiliar stack is a delusional idiot.
Even if you think Elon is a genius playing 3D chess and hes trying to get them to quit, which would be the kind of childish shit Id expect from him, it makes no sense. Elons beef isnt with the devs, whove made a remarkably stable platform. Its with the management team he already fired for not being yes men or, in the case of their head of legal, *for winning against Elon and making him look the fool he is!*<|eor|><|sor|>That head of legal is probably giggling themselves right now<|eor|><|sor|>whats this about beef between elon and the head of legal?<|eor|><|sor|>Elon offered to pay too much for a company that doesn't turn a profit, then tried to back out but couldn't because he entered a legally binding deal that was too expensive to break.
Twitter is a shitty investment and his other businesses are currently in a downturn, so he's actually fucked himself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 297 |
programmerhumor | Haut-Dog | iudsn15 | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds too convenient, I want all code reviews inscribed in stone.<|eor|><|sor|>Smart, when was the code first written? Carbon dating.
Who wrote it? Forensic.<|eor|><|sor|>Generally speaking stone cannot be Carbon dated; it works best on organic materials. You want Argon dating for stone, but even then most of the stone-dating methods are only useful on timescales longer than the entirety of recorded history.
The best way to date the code with carbon would be to put it on something organic, maybe ~~laser~~ **L**ight-**A**mplification-By-**S**timulated-**E**mission-of-**R**adiation-micro-engrave it onto the exterior of a large conch shell, otherwise you would have to scrape the characters onto a tightly-stretched and treated animal hide like leather art or weave/embroider it into a textile pattern like the Bayeux tapestry. I suppose you could paint it onto a series of microns-thin layers of dried wood pulp -- but no, never mind; that would just be silly...
**EDIT:** /u/somneuronaut **HAS CAUGHT ME MAKING AN AMATEURISH AND EMBARRASSING MISTAKE -- I USED A COMMON ACRONYM WITHOUT THINKING. I CAN ONLY PROFUSELY APOLOGIZE FOR THIS EGREGIOUS ERROR AND THROW MYSELF UPON THE MERCY OF THE REDDIT COMMUNITY IN THE HOPE I MIGHT ONE DAY BE FORGIVEN FOR THIS BREACH OF PROTOCOL. EGG AND MY FACE ARE IN ALIGNMENT TODAY.**<|eor|><|sor|>This guy *dates.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
programmerhumor | dogtierstatus | iudh673 | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Elon might have a heart attack if he reviews my code<|eor|><|soopr|>Twitter engineers praying rn<|eoopr|><|sor|>You believe Elon would be able to understand the code written?
Also I assume Twitter had code review so how bad could it go?<|eor|><|sor|>Im not a professional developer but have dev training and manage them today. I can tell you for certain that a person who thinks theyre going to evaluate a dev based on a code review in an unfamiliar stack is a delusional idiot.
Even if you think Elon is a genius playing 3D chess and hes trying to get them to quit, which would be the kind of childish shit Id expect from him, it makes no sense. Elons beef isnt with the devs, whove made a remarkably stable platform. Its with the management team he already fired for not being yes men or, in the case of their head of legal, *for winning against Elon and making him look the fool he is!*<|eor|><|sor|>That head of legal is probably giggling themselves right now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 275 |
programmerhumor | nadav183 | iud89vx | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|soopr|>https://eloncodereview.com/
The first suggested pricing option is 44 billion...<|eoopr|><|sor|>wow, it looks really cool. I'm new to web dev, how much time does it take to create something like this?<|eor|><|sor|>Well since it's not connected to any BackEnd, could be a few hours if you already have a template design or a few minutes if you use some tool like Wix/Wordpress.
The real bitch would have been if they had to actually receive that code, keep it somewhere secure, have users who can sign in and interact with the website etc..
Right now it's basically a web hosted painting...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 248 |
programmerhumor | TactlessTortoise | iucx16n | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Elon might have a heart attack if he reviews my code<|eor|><|sor|>^send ^it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | Top-Fox3629 | iucys29 | <|sols|><|sot|>alright, which one of you did this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jcs8pe4nsyw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Elon might have a heart attack if he reviews my code<|eor|><|sor|>Let's not pretend he knows how to code...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | Any-Communication-73 | yt0mls | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,441 |
programmerhumor | Mindless-Charity4889 | iw1zjez | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I took over a project decades ago from a self taught programmer. He had written a program to communicate with a hardware device in DOS basic. I was hired to write a new program in Windows using VB6. I only had a week to talk the guy before he was leaving for Australia and his code was brilliant, but extremely murky. He had no comments, very short variable and function names and he dipped into in line assembly at a number of points. A lot of his code was like a black box and had to be re written from scratch, as in, the algorithms had to be re-developed, not just the code.
But I got it done and the Windows version of the program was a great success.
Decades later, I returned to that company to find that the latest version of the program had been written by outside programmers in C#. It was better written, better documented etc. but it had grown into an unmaintainable monster. Certain subsystems had well defined interfaces and these could be extended and modified, but the heart of the program could not be touched since a change there could have unexpected consequences throughout the program.
So now I'm writing it from near scratch again.
So yeah, self taught programmers can write unmaintainable code, but so can school taught programmers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,438 |
programmerhumor | Graporb13 | iw20aui | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a non-programmer, why the whole company using a custom erotic roleplay system <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,385 |
programmerhumor | lolli91 | iw2mpy6 | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Solo ERP developer here. 16 years at the company. Over 600 webpages with SQL backend. I cant be fired<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,233 |
programmerhumor | magicmulder | iw20esa | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I took over a project decades ago from a self taught programmer. He had written a program to communicate with a hardware device in DOS basic. I was hired to write a new program in Windows using VB6. I only had a week to talk the guy before he was leaving for Australia and his code was brilliant, but extremely murky. He had no comments, very short variable and function names and he dipped into in line assembly at a number of points. A lot of his code was like a black box and had to be re written from scratch, as in, the algorithms had to be re-developed, not just the code.
But I got it done and the Windows version of the program was a great success.
Decades later, I returned to that company to find that the latest version of the program had been written by outside programmers in C#. It was better written, better documented etc. but it had grown into an unmaintainable monster. Certain subsystems had well defined interfaces and these could be extended and modified, but the heart of the program could not be touched since a change there could have unexpected consequences throughout the program.
So now I'm writing it from near scratch again.
So yeah, self taught programmers can write unmaintainable code, but so can school taught programmers.<|eor|><|sor|>Ive worked with too many clients whose IT folk were undoubtedly talented and knowledgeable in every design pattern there is - and still sang their daily hum, I dont remember where I put this business logic, was it the CommentRepositoryFactory or the PhotoCommentDataTransferObjectMapper or the UserDeleteConsistencyManager? song.
And that only a day after telling me the method I submitted for review was doing too much and you should have a factory here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,861 |
programmerhumor | bigshakagames_ | iw249te | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone's self taught, no one learns how to write good maintainable, testable code at uni.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,572 |
programmerhumor | VanillaCandid3466 | iw1xpkm | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>LOL
The shit I've seen people with CS degrees write ...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,506 |
programmerhumor | Toke_Ivo | iw26geh | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I took over a project decades ago from a self taught programmer. He had written a program to communicate with a hardware device in DOS basic. I was hired to write a new program in Windows using VB6. I only had a week to talk the guy before he was leaving for Australia and his code was brilliant, but extremely murky. He had no comments, very short variable and function names and he dipped into in line assembly at a number of points. A lot of his code was like a black box and had to be re written from scratch, as in, the algorithms had to be re-developed, not just the code.
But I got it done and the Windows version of the program was a great success.
Decades later, I returned to that company to find that the latest version of the program had been written by outside programmers in C#. It was better written, better documented etc. but it had grown into an unmaintainable monster. Certain subsystems had well defined interfaces and these could be extended and modified, but the heart of the program could not be touched since a change there could have unexpected consequences throughout the program.
So now I'm writing it from near scratch again.
So yeah, self taught programmers can write unmaintainable code, but so can school taught programmers.<|eor|><|sor|>Ive worked with too many clients whose IT folk were undoubtedly talented and knowledgeable in every design pattern there is - and still sang their daily hum, I dont remember where I put this business logic, was it the CommentRepositoryFactory or the PhotoCommentDataTransferObjectMapper or the UserDeleteConsistencyManager? song.
And that only a day after telling me the method I submitted for review was doing too much and you should have a factory here.<|eor|><|sor|>People severely underestimate "dumb" code.
As a developer who have primarily worked with startups, I'd say it's crucial for any team under 10ish developers to write dumb code.
It's okay that it takes 20 more minutes to rewrite the function next time you wanna change it, if you instead can save 2 months if training time and 2 hours of reading code to find the code you're looking for.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,241 |
programmerhumor | remuliini | iw22f36 | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a non-programmer, why the whole company using a custom erotic roleplay system <|eor|><|sor|>Some have a good salary, some have the best perks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 823 |
programmerhumor | marabutt | iw205d2 | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>LOL
The shit I've seen people with CS degrees write ...<|eor|><|sor|>I studied Computer Science and after graduating, I knew nothing about writing decent code and software development.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 784 |
programmerhumor | ObservantSpacePig | iw30mph | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Solo ERP developer here. 16 years at the company. Over 600 webpages with SQL backend. I cant be fired<|eor|><|sor|>As a Data Engineer that used to support/develop ETL solutions from our customers ERPs into our data warehouseI have the utmost respect and hatred for you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 764 |
programmerhumor | Throwaway-tan | iw28rvf | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I took over a project decades ago from a self taught programmer. He had written a program to communicate with a hardware device in DOS basic. I was hired to write a new program in Windows using VB6. I only had a week to talk the guy before he was leaving for Australia and his code was brilliant, but extremely murky. He had no comments, very short variable and function names and he dipped into in line assembly at a number of points. A lot of his code was like a black box and had to be re written from scratch, as in, the algorithms had to be re-developed, not just the code.
But I got it done and the Windows version of the program was a great success.
Decades later, I returned to that company to find that the latest version of the program had been written by outside programmers in C#. It was better written, better documented etc. but it had grown into an unmaintainable monster. Certain subsystems had well defined interfaces and these could be extended and modified, but the heart of the program could not be touched since a change there could have unexpected consequences throughout the program.
So now I'm writing it from near scratch again.
So yeah, self taught programmers can write unmaintainable code, but so can school taught programmers.<|eor|><|sor|>Ive worked with too many clients whose IT folk were undoubtedly talented and knowledgeable in every design pattern there is - and still sang their daily hum, I dont remember where I put this business logic, was it the CommentRepositoryFactory or the PhotoCommentDataTransferObjectMapper or the UserDeleteConsistencyManager? song.
And that only a day after telling me the method I submitted for review was doing too much and you should have a factory here.<|eor|><|sor|>People severely underestimate "dumb" code.
As a developer who have primarily worked with startups, I'd say it's crucial for any team under 10ish developers to write dumb code.
It's okay that it takes 20 more minutes to rewrite the function next time you wanna change it, if you instead can save 2 months if training time and 2 hours of reading code to find the code you're looking for.<|eor|><|sor|>Being a team under 10 developers will typically mean you don't have time to write "smart" code anyway lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 550 |
programmerhumor | Barbanks | iw28egs | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone's self taught, no one learns how to write good maintainable, testable code at uni.<|eor|><|sor|>This .
Im self taught and many of my friends went to school for their CS degree. Im still teaching them clean architecture and distributed systems from a practical standpoint every now and then. While they were being force fed info that they would quickly forget I was learning practical skills as I needed them.
Am I weaker in algorithms? Yes. Have I needed serious algorithm knowledge? Maybe like twice in 10 years and then I would just learn enough to get the task done correctly.
People value just in case knowledge too much over just in time knowledge. And 80% of what you learn in school you typically forget anyway. I graduated with an Electrical Engineering degree and it took all of 1.5 years for me to forget a huge amount of stuff I learned.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | nomadProgrammer | iw2zyc1 | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Solo ERP developer here. 16 years at the company. Over 600 webpages with SQL backend. I cant be fired<|eor|><|sor|>You are the company<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 439 |
programmerhumor | OffByOneErrorz | iw3fzxt | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Solo ERP developer here. 16 years at the company. Over 600 webpages with SQL backend. I cant be fired<|eor|><|sor|>My buddy was on the team that was building the replacement software for the 'solo developer system the whole company relied on'. It took them about three years with a team of six and that is with the solo developer being onboard to help in the transition.
Yes the solo developer was compensated for making himself irrelevant.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 421 |
programmerhumor | lolli91 | iw3huli | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Solo ERP developer here. 16 years at the company. Over 600 webpages with SQL backend. I cant be fired<|eor|><|sor|>As a Data Engineer that used to support/develop ETL solutions from our customers ERPs into our data warehouseI have the utmost respect and hatred for you.<|eor|><|sor|>The system is all .net aspx pages. The SQL database is designed in 3rd normal form so everything is extremely organized and easy to find.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 370 |
programmerhumor | SACHD | iw265cm | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>LOL
The shit I've seen people with CS degrees write ...<|eor|><|sor|>I studied Computer Science and after graduating, I knew nothing about writing decent code and software development.<|eor|><|sor|>CS !== Software development/engineering
Many universities are pandering to student demands nowadays and offering courses on Android development, React development, etc.
But computer science is supposed to give you knowledge about the foundations of mathematics and computing. A strong foundation in these help you if you go into software engineering, do algorithmic interview questions, or hell even actually becoming a computer scientist(which is **not** the same as a software engineer), etc.
If you pursue a software engineering degree then yes in that case you have a right to be mad they didnt teach you how to engineer software. But it doesnt make as much sense if you did a CS degree.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 345 |
programmerhumor | OffByOneErrorz | iw3j325 | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Solo ERP developer here. 16 years at the company. Over 600 webpages with SQL backend. I cant be fired<|eor|><|sor|>My buddy was on the team that was building the replacement software for the 'solo developer system the whole company relied on'. It took them about three years with a team of six and that is with the solo developer being onboard to help in the transition.
Yes the solo developer was compensated for making himself irrelevant.<|eor|><|sor|>Wow thats crazy. Why move to a new system if the solo system was working?<|eor|><|sor|>It was written in some uncommon language and the solo developer was the only one that could maintain it. Solo developer was 60 something looking to retire plus the company had done a "Bus Count" analysis and found their count was 1 that solo developer.
Edit: Bus count is the number of employees that need to get hit by a bus for the company to have severe problems. IE if only one developer can maintain a system that the whole company relies on the company's bus count is one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 342 |
programmerhumor | lynet_101 | iw22jgd | <|sols|><|sot|>firing a self-taught developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cg9bejmfsiz91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I took over a project decades ago from a self taught programmer. He had written a program to communicate with a hardware device in DOS basic. I was hired to write a new program in Windows using VB6. I only had a week to talk the guy before he was leaving for Australia and his code was brilliant, but extremely murky. He had no comments, very short variable and function names and he dipped into in line assembly at a number of points. A lot of his code was like a black box and had to be re written from scratch, as in, the algorithms had to be re-developed, not just the code.
But I got it done and the Windows version of the program was a great success.
Decades later, I returned to that company to find that the latest version of the program had been written by outside programmers in C#. It was better written, better documented etc. but it had grown into an unmaintainable monster. Certain subsystems had well defined interfaces and these could be extended and modified, but the heart of the program could not be touched since a change there could have unexpected consequences throughout the program.
So now I'm writing it from near scratch again.
So yeah, self taught programmers can write unmaintainable code, but so can school taught programmers.<|eor|><|sor|>As a self taught programmer, i don't feel so much it's actually the fact that they're self taught, but more that they're just lazy.
3 rules every programmer should follow to make code easier to read, debug and maintain
1. Add comments! you should just add comments in general, but it becomes especially important if you're self taught, since you might write some code that would be considered unconventional or "strange" by the professionals. So just add a small comment explaining why you're doing it
2. Call your functions, variables, etc. something that actually makes sense. Don't just call it var\_1, but call it "snake\_length" if you're making snake for example
3. when finishing a function or class, hit the enter key twice to create an empty line. When working on code several hundred lines long, this improves readability immensely.
And yes, these rules apply to school taught programmers as well. They can't work miracles, but they can get you a long way!
​
Edit: changed "what you're doing" with "why you're doing it". Sorry for the mistake :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | Expert-Box5610 | t7t7vw | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,435 |
programmerhumor | Rogue-RedPanda | hzjyou9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me: who do you work for ?
Computer: I am not gonna tell you
Me: *slightly moves RAM*
Computer:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,105 |
programmerhumor | hrvbrs | hzjwq2l | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>when you program in the ability to feel pain<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 779 |
programmerhumor | Proxy_PlayerHD | hzk4een | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>that looks very much like DOS' text mode<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 456 |
programmerhumor | happysrooner | hzkdlus | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me: who do you work for ?
Computer: I am not gonna tell you
Me: *slightly moves RAM*
Computer:<|eor|><|sor|>Hannibal lecter likes this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 351 |
programmerhumor | Barkinsons | hzk8wgg | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>when you program in the ability to feel pain<|eor|><|sor|>[Reminds me of this classic](https://i.redd.it/ho2zlmfkn2b01.png)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 349 |
programmerhumor | Tsu_Dho_Namh | hzk50qs | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Daisy, daisy, give me your answer doooo.....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
programmerhumor | ofthedestroyer | hzkh5uu | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me: who do you work for ?
Computer: I am not gonna tell you
Me: *slightly moves RAM*
Computer:<|eor|><|sor|>Hannibal lecter likes this<|eor|><|sor|>Do the RAMs still scream, Clarice?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
programmerhumor | gatzdon | hzk8wrs | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 227 |
programmerhumor | Hurricane_32 | hzk5onz | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>that looks very much like DOS' text mode<|eor|><|sor|>Because it is<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | Due_Log_6718 | hzk5nth | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>That reminds me of the HAL-9000 artificial intelligence in space odyssey, singing daisy bell when losing its mind.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
programmerhumor | zesterer | hzkd9hd | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>that looks very much like DOS' text mode<|eor|><|sor|>Because it is<|eor|><|sor|>More specifically, CGA, a precursor to VGA, which x86 GPUs are required to emulate to be backward compatible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | DrStrangelove4242 | hzk9kos | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>when you program in the ability to feel pain<|eor|><|sor|>[Reminds me of this classic](https://i.redd.it/ho2zlmfkn2b01.png)<|eor|><|sor|>There's an [evil genius](https://youtu.be/mvz3LRK263E) on YouTube that made one for real.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | Kaze_Senshi | hzjzaky | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>> I am losing all my leaves
The fatherboard<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmerhumor | mrsacapunta | hzk996j | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This triggers my empathy and compassion nodes. Am I a computer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | AmericanToastman | hzkb2dp | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>when you program in the ability to feel pain<|eor|><|sor|>[Reminds me of this classic](https://i.redd.it/ho2zlmfkn2b01.png)<|eor|><|sor|>There's an [evil genius](https://youtu.be/mvz3LRK263E) on YouTube that made one for real.<|eor|><|sor|>Knew it was Michael before I clicked. Such a talented 12 year old <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | DarthCloakedGuy | hzkb5bd | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>That reminds me of the HAL-9000 artificial intelligence in space odyssey, singing daisy bell when losing its mind.<|eor|><|sor|>Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave.......Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid......<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | Abject_Shoulder_1182 | hzkextr | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>*I'm not even angry*
*I'm being so sincere right now*
*Even though you broke my heart,*
*And killed me*
*And tore me to pieces*
*And threw every piece into a fire*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | Hurricane_32 | hzkb53v | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>that looks very much like DOS' text mode<|eor|><|sor|>Because it is<|eor|><|sor|>as in he was running DOS while doing this, or did it so shortly after power up that the PC was still in Legacy Mode?<|eor|><|sor|>One of the messages seems to be relating to a missing boot device, so it's likely to be legacy mode, or just be an older PC without a UEFI BIOS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmerhumor | r0ssar00 | hzkizc3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer screams..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12japg5ropl81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me: who do you work for ?
Computer: I am not gonna tell you
Me: *slightly moves RAM*
Computer:<|eor|><|sor|>> Computer: what was the question again?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmerhumor | sachintripathi007 | 8pq7n4 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,418 |
programmerhumor | resueman__ | e0d9a3t | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everything is `if` statements if you dig down far enough.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,961 |
programmerhumor | RainbowCatastrophe | e0dg214 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>AI - IF discussion aside: what is the benefit of this information. Do they warn the driver beforehand that the passengers are intoxicated? I mean, as I understand uber is the most popular service in the US to get home after drinking when you don't have a DD (unfortunately not in Germany)
They won't try to refuse service to drunk passengers or stuff like that, will they? They are the most loyal customer base I guess<|eor|><|sor|>Naw, they can just hike the rates while their decision-making skills are impaired and they won't care as much. They're going to take a ride from SOMEONE, and if they already have the Uber app open, chances are the inertia of that decision will push them through. Thy're not likely to compare rates when they're tipsy.
Edit: BINGE PRICING<|eor|><|sor|>Came here to say this. It will be an invisible tag on the user's session to raise prices ~15%. Someone may end up trying to make a legal case over it, wherein Uber will first argue they are not doing this before arguing that they are within their rights to do this.
Lyft will probably then ride off their bad publicity by discounting rides 15% for drunk users during this whole drama before gradually bringing prices back up to a constant 5% higher than Uber, which people will still pay because Uber will have betrayed everyone's trust and went "too far". Uber will then go around pouring more money into more shit while also suing whoever they can to turn a buck and possibly acquire some good IP.
Welcome to the valley.
edit: thank you kind stranger for gilding me! Now I can work my way back up the chain in the lounges and finally get my revenge on he who outshone me >:{D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,877 |
programmerhumor | mw9676 | e0d9x98 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everything is `if` statements if you dig down far enough.<|eor|><|sor|>If you say so<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,755 |
programmerhumor | mattusi | e0d9zns | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everything is `if` statements if you dig down far enough.<|eor|><|sor|>If you say so<|eor|><|sor|>What _else_ do you suggest ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,940 |
programmerhumor | sivyr | e0dbly5 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>AI - IF discussion aside: what is the benefit of this information. Do they warn the driver beforehand that the passengers are intoxicated? I mean, as I understand uber is the most popular service in the US to get home after drinking when you don't have a DD (unfortunately not in Germany)
They won't try to refuse service to drunk passengers or stuff like that, will they? They are the most loyal customer base I guess<|eor|><|sor|>Naw, they can just hike the rates while their decision-making skills are impaired and they won't care as much. They're going to take a ride from SOMEONE, and if they already have the Uber app open, chances are the inertia of that decision will push them through. Thy're not likely to compare rates when they're tipsy.
Edit: BINGE PRICING<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,639 |
programmerhumor | FPJaques | e0dajdi | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>AI - IF discussion aside: what is the benefit of this information. Do they warn the driver beforehand that the passengers are intoxicated? I mean, as I understand uber is the most popular service in the US to get home after drinking when you don't have a DD (unfortunately not in Germany)
They won't try to refuse service to drunk passengers or stuff like that, will they? They are the most loyal customer base I guess<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,611 |
programmerhumor | asdfman123 | e0dbgsm | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everything is `if` statements if you dig down far enough.<|eor|><|sor|>If you say so<|eor|><|sor|>What _else_ do you suggest ?<|eor|><|sor|>Let's switch subjects<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,951 |
programmerhumor | caskey | e0d9ksr | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>if (time.now >= 2am) rider := drunk;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,548 |
programmerhumor | flickerstop | e0dcaai | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everything is `if` statements if you dig down far enough.<|eor|><|sor|>If you say so<|eor|><|sor|>What _else_ do you suggest ?<|eor|><|sor|>Let's switch subjects<|eor|><|sor|>You're all trying too hard<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 917 |
programmerhumor | Crazy_Hater | e0dc6g5 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>if (time.now >= 2am) rider := drunk;<|eor|><|sor|>If(rider.location == bars.location) rider.drunk = true;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 819 |
programmerhumor | r34nimated | e0diul0 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everything is `if` statements if you dig down far enough.<|eor|><|sor|>If you say so<|eor|><|sor|>What _else_ do you suggest ?<|eor|><|sor|>Let's switch subjects<|eor|><|sor|>You're all trying too hard<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I don't like puns, but I'll make an exception in this case.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 799 |
programmerhumor | Murgie | e0dcpwo | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>What's the difference?<|eor|><|sor|>AIs are made of *lots* of If statements. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 717 |
programmerhumor | LordFrempt | e0dj063 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everything is `if` statements if you dig down far enough.<|eor|><|sor|>If you say so<|eor|><|sor|>What _else_ do you suggest ?<|eor|><|sor|>Let's switch subjects<|eor|><|sor|>You're all trying too hard<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I don't like puns, but I'll make an exception in this case.<|eor|><|sor|>`finally`, someone said it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 689 |
programmerhumor | lcukerd | e0d989b | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well if you want to spend your next month manually reading dataset with 100,000+ tuples then writing 1000s of if conditions then yea that's"if condition" else use AI and get it done in an hour.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 532 |
programmerhumor | SoupThatIsTooHot | e0dg3wq | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>AI - IF discussion aside: what is the benefit of this information. Do they warn the driver beforehand that the passengers are intoxicated? I mean, as I understand uber is the most popular service in the US to get home after drinking when you don't have a DD (unfortunately not in Germany)
They won't try to refuse service to drunk passengers or stuff like that, will they? They are the most loyal customer base I guess<|eor|><|sor|>Naw, they can just hike the rates while their decision-making skills are impaired and they won't care as much. They're going to take a ride from SOMEONE, and if they already have the Uber app open, chances are the inertia of that decision will push them through. Thy're not likely to compare rates when they're tipsy.
Edit: BINGE PRICING<|eor|><|sor|>Came here to say this. It will be an invisible tag on the user's session to raise prices ~15%. Someone may end up trying to make a legal case over it, wherein Uber will first argue they are not doing this before arguing that they are within their rights to do this.
Lyft will probably then ride off their bad publicity by discounting rides 15% for drunk users during this whole drama before gradually bringing prices back up to a constant 5% higher than Uber, which people will still pay because Uber will have betrayed everyone's trust and went "too far". Uber will then go around pouring more money into more shit while also suing whoever they can to turn a buck and possibly acquire some good IP.
Welcome to the valley.
edit: thank you kind stranger for gilding me! Now I can work my way back up the chain in the lounges and finally get my revenge on he who outshone me >:{D<|eor|><|sor|>Too real<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 519 |
programmerhumor | ShotgunSoldier | e0dj3dg | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you say so<|eor|><|sor|>What _else_ do you suggest ?<|eor|><|sor|>Let's switch subjects<|eor|><|sor|>You're all trying too hard<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I don't like puns, but I'll make an exception in this case.<|eor|><|sor|>`finally`, someone said it.<|eor|><|sor|>We need some more puns to fill this void<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 504 |
programmerhumor | beck1670 | e0df887 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>What's the difference?<|eor|><|sor|>AIs are made of *lots* of If statements. <|eor|><|sor|>Life is made of lots of If statements.<|eor|><|sor|>Actually Life is just made of one if statement. Also an L and an e.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 491 |
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