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programmerhumor | UsernameTakenBwahaha | e0dj54f | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>What _else_ do you suggest ?<|eor|><|sor|>Let's switch subjects<|eor|><|sor|>You're all trying too hard<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I don't like puns, but I'll make an exception in this case.<|eor|><|sor|>`finally`, someone ... | 438 |
programmerhumor | yuva-krishna-memes | ndkb8q | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,415 |
programmerhumor | 314nuts | gyb8y2a | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Devs, why is this so true?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,798 |
programmerhumor | Arivaldd | gyb9lqg | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Devs, why is this so true?<|eor|><|sor|>Because there will always be a queue of new features and 'important stuff' to do, backlog just grows until you start the project anew<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,793 |
programmerhumor | nikanj0 | gybila6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Junior dev: Hey. I've been trying to simplify this method so that it passes the linter requirement for cognitive complexity. Do you think we could remove this conditional if we were to...
Senior Dev: Suppress warnings.<|eor|><|e... | 764 |
programmerhumor | BeanSizedMattress | gybvp9m | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Devs, why is this so true?<|eor|><|sor|>Because there will always be a queue of new features and 'important stuff' to do, backlog just grows until you start the project anew<|eor|><|sor|>As a personal experience, i had lik... | 640 |
programmerhumor | vickera | gybneod | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```//to do:fix this code to make it work rather than the hacky workaround we are using```
File modified date: 2017-04-15<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 455 |
programmerhumor | LunarGibbons | gybd1vw | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Of course we will fix it later. But the fix might be "support ended".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 450 |
programmerhumor | oo22 | gybvl3n | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Devs, why is this so true?<|eor|><|sor|>Because there will always be a queue of new features and 'important stuff' to do, backlog just grows until you start the project anew<|eor|><|sor|>As a personal experience, i had lik... | 415 |
programmerhumor | 00Koch00 | gybrn8i | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Devs, why is this so true?<|eor|><|sor|>Because there will always be a queue of new features and 'important stuff' to do, backlog just grows until you start the project anew<|eor|><|sor|>As a personal experience, i had lik... | 383 |
programmerhumor | Teamata | gyblwdz | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this is true but instead of senior dev and junior dev
it's me and future me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 379 |
programmerhumor | BeanSizedMattress | gybuait | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Devs, why is this so true?<|eor|><|sor|>Because there will always be a queue of new features and 'important stuff' to do, backlog just grows until you start the project anew<|eor|><|sor|>As a personal experience, i had lik... | 374 |
programmerhumor | ShineParty | gybb5oc | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Devs, why is this so true?<|eor|><|sor|>refactorings dont earn money. cleaner code does not earn money. unit tests do not earn money. code documentation does not earn money.
customer features do. as such the product owner... | 282 |
programmerhumor | DmMacniel | gybki03 | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Junior dev: Hey. I've been trying to simplify this method so that it passes the linter requirement for cognitive complexity. Do you think we could remove this conditional if we were to...
Senior Dev: Suppress warnings.<|eor|><|s... | 266 |
programmerhumor | bOrgasm95 | gybh5f6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Devs, why is this so true?<|eor|><|sor|>refactorings dont earn money. cleaner code does not earn money. unit tests do not earn money. code documentation does not earn money.
customer features do. as such the product owner... | 248 |
programmerhumor | Sentient_Blade | gybgou7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Devs, why is this so true?<|eor|><|sor|>refactorings dont earn money. cleaner code does not earn money. unit tests do not earn money. code documentation does not earn money.
customer features do. as such the product owner... | 210 |
programmerhumor | ncsOtaku | gybpur9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got acknowledged for calling the backlog a graveyard as an intern<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | official_gameup | gyblbmv | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All the places Ive worked, I stopped talking to product owners about tech debt and just ran a shadow backlog where I would add tech debt work into regular Work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | MoffKalast | gybsbkv | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Junior dev: Hey. I've been trying to simplify this method so that it passes the linter requirement for cognitive complexity. Do you think we could remove this conditional if we were to...
Senior Dev: Suppress warnings.<|eor|><|s... | 150 |
programmerhumor | 00Koch00 | gybsot8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```//to do:fix this code to make it work rather than the hacky workaround we are using```
File modified date: 2017-04-15<|eor|><|sor|>More like 2004<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | excalibur_zd | gybm1ax | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Junior dev: Hey. I've been trying to simplify this method so that it passes the linter requirement for cognitive complexity. Do you think we could remove this conditional if we were to...
Senior Dev: Suppress warnings.<|eor|><|s... | 129 |
programmerhumor | ragexo | gybw3um | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Devs, why is this so true?<|eor|><|sor|>Because there will always be a queue of new features and 'important stuff' to do, backlog just grows until you start the project anew<|eor|><|sor|>As a personal experience, i had lik... | 114 |
programmerhumor | loganb3171 | 12ep20h | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,403 |
programmerhumor | RoughCalligrapher906 | jfbut32 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I get this all the time on my YouTube channel with people wanting crazy large project (mostly a video game) and they want me to do all the work but its ok cuz they will do the marketing lol<|... | 4,861 |
programmerhumor | Brukenet | jfc8h2j | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Years ago, I had a potential client from Las Vegas contact me. His "great idea" was a site that was a combination of Facebook and Craigslist, except in Spanish. He didn't speak Spanish and di... | 4,151 |
programmerhumor | meghanerd | jfbyxyl | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just do it bro c'mon bro<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,106 |
programmerhumor | SekiTheScientist | jfc2knx | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"why are you poor, just be rich dude" kinda vibes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,270 |
programmerhumor | HeWhoShantNotBeNamed | jfcgja4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Years ago, I had a potential client from Las Vegas contact me. His "great idea" was a site that was a combination of Facebook and Craigslist, except in Spanish. He didn't speak Spanish and di... | 2,542 |
programmerhumor | hello_you_all_ | jfc0k6z | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I get this all the time on my YouTube channel with people wanting crazy large project (mostly a video game) and they want me to do all the work but its ok cuz they will do the marketing lol<|... | 2,410 |
programmerhumor | psychmancer | jfcd1rb | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Basically, ask yourself why you don't use vimeo and then realise that is why your product will fail
Edit: some people have mentioned that vimeo is more curated, well replace vimeo with nebul... | 1,652 |
programmerhumor | bilbobaggins30 | jfbvnvv | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>PeerTube exists. It's Federated (so decentralized), and since it's Federated moderation is up to whomever hosts the instance of it. Just have him look into hosting a PeerTube instance FFS, no... | 1,647 |
programmerhumor | Intelligent-Ad74 | jfcafib | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just do it bro c'mon bro<|eor|><|sor|>It's just a website after all, right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,625 |
programmerhumor | Neoptolemus85 | jfcea1f | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just do it bro c'mon bro<|eor|><|sor|>It's just a website after all, right?<|eor|><|sor|>How big is a video, like 50kb? I've got an account with Dropbox that can host, it has like 1TB of stor... | 1,216 |
programmerhumor | Schlaueule | jfd6h8t | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Years ago, I had a potential client from Las Vegas contact me. His "great idea" was a site that was a combination of Facebook and Craigslist, except in Spanish. He didn't speak Spanish and di... | 1,196 |
programmerhumor | RoughCalligrapher906 | jfc5kk7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I get this all the time on my YouTube channel with people wanting crazy large project (mostly a video game) and they want me to do all the work but its ok cuz they will do the marketing lol<|... | 1,134 |
programmerhumor | majds1 | jfcigb1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just do it bro c'mon bro<|eor|><|sor|>It's just a website after all, right?<|eor|><|sor|>How big is a video, like 50kb? I've got an account with Dropbox that can host, it has like 1TB of stor... | 874 |
programmerhumor | Bjoern_Tantau | jfc7ep7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, the programming is by far the easiest part of making a YouTube competitor. Even the hosting part is not that big of a deal.
Somehow convincing people to use your site instead while... | 755 |
programmerhumor | typescriptDev99 | jfc69bn | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Doesn't get sensored" = gets censored the way I want it to<|eor|><|sor|>>"Doesn't get sensored" = gets censored the way I want it to
Until you grow real large and Uncle Sam comes knocking!<... | 739 |
programmerhumor | The_catakist | jfcrsuz | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"why are you poor, just be rich dude" kinda vibes.<|eor|><|sor|>"Why are you homeless? Just buy a house lol"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 701 |
programmerhumor | 1d3333 | jfdadjh | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Years ago, I had a potential client from Las Vegas contact me. His "great idea" was a site that was a combination of Facebook and Craigslist, except in Spanish. He didn't speak Spanish and di... | 677 |
programmerhumor | dont_tread_on_M | jfc6v3a | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I get this all the time on my YouTube channel with people wanting crazy large project (mostly a video game) and they want me to do all the work but its ok cuz they will do the marketing lol<|... | 496 |
programmerhumor | Enchelion | jfcnfp2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Years ago, I had a potential client from Las Vegas contact me. His "great idea" was a site that was a combination of Facebook and Craigslist, except in Spanish. He didn't speak Spanish and di... | 479 |
programmerhumor | kukisRedditer | ddkyea | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,370 |
programmerhumor | RRKS101 | f2j58w9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is actually a duplicate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,006 |
programmerhumor | Webfarer | f2jf69l | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never mind, I figured it out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,562 |
programmerhumor | Kebbler22b | f2jes3w | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Your question has been marked as a duplicate. Please use [this old answer from 2008](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ddkyea/types_of_personalities/f2jes3w?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x) and don't bo... | 1,015 |
programmerhumor | wibblewafs | f2jsblc | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never mind, I figured it out<|eor|><|sor|>How many SO users does it take to change a lightbulb?
Nevermind, figured it out myself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 925 |
programmerhumor | ch_greams | f2jnygl | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is actually a duplicate<|eor|><|sor|>links to pacific ocean<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 792 |
programmerhumor | vksdan | f2jglg0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Glass is outdated and nobody uses this anymote. You should try to use bottle instead of glasses. And DON'T EVER use water. Use olive oil.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 763 |
programmerhumor | GlobalIncident | f2jj965 | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Your question has been marked as a duplicate. Please use [this old answer from 2008](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ddkyea/types_of_personalities/f2jes3w?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x) and don't bo... | 446 |
programmerhumor | DoneRedditedIt | f2k0oc0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is actually a duplicate<|eor|><|sor|>links to pacific ocean<|eor|><|sor|>I swear to god those apes don't even read the question before marking as duplicate. Do they get points for doing that? There has to be some kind... | 339 |
programmerhumor | chawmindur | f2jcosl | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why're you using a glass instead of `jQuery`?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 329 |
programmerhumor | probablyuntrue | f2k3kok | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is actually a duplicate<|eor|><|sor|>links to pacific ocean<|eor|><|sor|>I swear to god those apes don't even read the question before marking as duplicate. Do they get points for doing that? There has to be some kind... | 321 |
programmerhumor | Kebbler22b | f2jjlvj | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Your question has been marked as a duplicate. Please use [this old answer from 2008](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ddkyea/types_of_personalities/f2jes3w?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x) and don't bo... | 218 |
programmerhumor | Hypersapien | f2jlsik | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never mind, I figured it out<|eor|><|sor|>Who were you, DenverCoder9? *What did you see?!*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | ValensEtVolens | f2k4mlo | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never mind, I figured it out<|eor|><|sor|>How many SO users does it take to change a lightbulb?
Nevermind, figured it out myself.<|eor|><|sor|>Just one to hold the lightbulb - while the world revolves around them.<|eor|... | 213 |
programmerhumor | Spasticmonky | f2jhmlh | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Your question has been marked as a duplicate. Please use [this old answer from 2008](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ddkyea/types_of_personalities/f2jes3w?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x) and don't bo... | 184 |
programmerhumor | TrollingToxicAsses | f2jx68w | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Murphy's law states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats Cunninghams law you dumbass
Murphys law states: "Anything that ca... | 179 |
programmerhumor | mahawailoh | f2jrmiv | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Murphy's law states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | M_krabs | f2jjffm | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Your question has been marked as a duplicate. Please use [this old answer from 2008](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ddkyea/types_of_personalities/f2jes3w?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x) and don't bo... | 155 |
programmerhumor | KalegNar | f2k04kk | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never mind, I figured it out<|eor|><|sor|>How many SO users does it take to change a lightbulb?
Nevermind, figured it out myself.<|eor|><|sor|>First off, I want to downvote you for not giving the answer. For being a dar... | 139 |
programmerhumor | conancat | f2kf3je | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is actually a duplicate<|eor|><|sor|>links to pacific ocean<|eor|><|sor|>I swear to god those apes don't even read the question before marking as duplicate. Do they get points for doing that? There has to be some kind... | 137 |
programmerhumor | pantlesspatrick | h99pyn | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,372 |
programmerhumor | EndlessCupsOfCoffee | fuvsym8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure I fucked up my first hello world<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,554 |
programmerhumor | ZenT3600 | fuvgv84 | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* Laughs in Forgets Semicolon *<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,413 |
programmerhumor | StarkillerX42 | fuvzar2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure I fucked up my first hello world<|eor|><|sor|> prnit( "Hello world"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,060 |
programmerhumor | FriesWithThat | fuvl8si | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* Laughs in Forgets Semicolon *<|eor|><|sor|>he said, not realizing that python has no semicolons<|eor|><|sor|> print(Hello, World!)
invalid syntax (script.py, line 1)
*Sigh*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 483 |
programmerhumor | SadWebDev | fuvrl5i | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And it's all downhill from there!
*on a bike*
*with square wheels*
*and the handles are on fire*
*the seat is also on fire*
*the whole hill is on fire*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 295 |
programmerhumor | seizan8 | fuw3vjn | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure I fucked up my first hello world<|eor|><|sor|> prnit( "Hello world"<|eor|><|sor|> Print("Hello World!")
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
NameError: n... | 293 |
programmerhumor | Refloni | fuvqrt4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* Laughs in Forgets Semicolon *<|eor|><|sor|>he said, not realizing that python has no semicolons<|eor|><|sor|> print(Hello, World!)
invalid syntax (script.py, line 1)
*Sigh*<|eor|><|sor|>Error: 'Hello' is undefined<|eor... | 257 |
programmerhumor | transcriber_mu | fuvj9yh | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Text*
---
Your first podcast will be awful
Your first video will be awful
Your first article will be awful
Your first art will be awful
Your first photo will be awful
Your first game will be awful
B... | 232 |
programmerhumor | XtremeGoose | fuw4wzz | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure I fucked up my first hello world<|eor|><|sor|> prnit( "Hello world"<|eor|><|sor|> Print("Hello World!")
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
NameError: n... | 220 |
programmerhumor | kunal70006 | fuvl91x | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Text*
---
Your first podcast will be awful
Your first video will be awful
Your first article will be awful
Your first art will be awful
Your first photo will be awful
Your first game will be awful
B... | 154 |
programmerhumor | TheRealVilladelfia | fuw7sco | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure I fucked up my first hello world<|eor|><|sor|> prnit( "Hello world"<|eor|><|sor|> Print("Hello World!")
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
NameError: n... | 144 |
programmerhumor | THANKYOUFORYOURKIND | fuvzled | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* Laughs in Forgets Semicolon *<|eor|><|sor|>he said, not realizing that python has no semicolons<|eor|><|sor|> print(Hello, World!)
invalid syntax (script.py, line 1)
*Sigh*<|eor|><|sor|>Error: 'Hello' is undefined<|eor... | 134 |
programmerhumor | Fl4shbang | fuw9ro2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure I fucked up my first hello world<|eor|><|sor|> prnit( "Hello world"<|eor|><|sor|> Print("Hello World!")
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
NameError: n... | 89 |
programmerhumor | Dritter31 | fuvu3v3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Hello Wolrd"
Damn it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | stueliueli | fuwre7d | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure I fucked up my first hello world<|eor|><|sor|> prnit( "Hello world"<|eor|><|sor|> Print("Hello World!")
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
NameError: n... | 74 |
programmerhumor | sc0tlas | fuvlv1s | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But it's all downhill from there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programmerhumor | whitenobody | fuvuacx | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> printf("Hello world."):
ERROR unexpected ':'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmerhumor | ashtonmv | 9xat04 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,309 |
programmerhumor | Talbooth | e9qx0in | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just added a comment
***everything breaks due to a race condition in the interpreter***<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,882 |
programmerhumor | Dojan5 | e9qsum2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I disagree, if you want to go comment my code, by all means go ahead :)<|eor|><|sor|>```#Nothing calls this function but removing it caused FBI to come knocking two hours later so I'm not touching this shit again. Let Frank ha... | 2,039 |
programmerhumor | iPhoenix_on_Reddit | e9qsic6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I disagree, if you want to go comment my code, by all means go ahead :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,468 |
programmerhumor | NoNameRequiredxD | e9qziln | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I disagree, if you want to go comment my code, by all means go ahead :)<|eor|><|sor|>```#Nothing calls this function but removing it caused FBI to come knocking two hours later so I'm not touching this shit again. Let Frank ha... | 1,331 |
programmerhumor | Yokii908 | e9r3iwc | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I disagree, if you want to go comment my code, by all means go ahead :)<|eor|><|sor|>```#Nothing calls this function but removing it caused FBI to come knocking two hours later so I'm not touching this shit again. Let Frank ha... | 1,220 |
programmerhumor | craniumonempty | e9qzz2l | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I disagree, if you want to go comment my code, by all means go ahead :)<|eor|><|sor|>```#Nothing calls this function but removing it caused FBI to come knocking two hours later so I'm not touching this shit again. Let Frank ha... | 993 |
programmerhumor | positive_electron42 | e9r2o6x | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> Dude doesn't work here anymore.
>
>I'm scared.
This is my life with our legacy code.
"Hey, let's over-engineer this using 7 different technologies we don't need, then leave the company before making... | 505 |
programmerhumor | arotenberg | e9rmfvf | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just added a comment
***everything breaks due to a race condition in the interpreter***<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>When I was first trying to learn C++, I was using Dev-C++ (remember that?). I was trying to get eve... | 399 |
programmerhumor | ashtonmv | e9qr9ye | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I did this once before and it was a lot of fun, so I'll try it again: I made a little "Ancient Knights Code" in python ([Gist here](https://gist.github.com/ashtonmv/a9e03cfda408150a0b201709df17ea78)) that is in fact slightly... | 389 |
programmerhumor | nullifiedbyglitches | e9qywnb | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yesterday I added a display:none tag to one of my web controls and it caused over 300 other calculations, some on other pages, to be incorrect. Sometimes I just don't understand why we do this.<|eor|><|sor|>*NEVER TOUCH THE A... | 286 |
programmerhumor | MagnumMia | e9r7fey | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I disagree, if you want to go comment my code, by all means go ahead :)<|eor|><|sor|>```#Nothing calls this function but removing it caused FBI to come knocking two hours later so I'm not touching this shit again. Let Frank ha... | 261 |
programmerhumor | TheRedmanCometh | e9raxdf | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just added a comment
***everything breaks due to a race condition in the interpreter***<|eor|><|sor|>What's a race condition? I presume it has something to do with timings but I don't get how that can be a problem.<|eor|><|... | 211 |
programmerhumor | craniumonempty | e9r3qkb | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I disagree, if you want to go comment my code, by all means go ahead :)<|eor|><|sor|>```#Nothing calls this function but removing it caused FBI to come knocking two hours later so I'm not touching this shit again. Let Frank ha... | 201 |
programmerhumor | TheLostCamera | e9rmiq0 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just added a comment
***everything breaks due to a race condition in the interpreter***<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>When I was first trying to learn C++, I was using Dev-C++ (remember that?). I was trying to get eve... | 165 |
programmerhumor | ashtonmv | e9qs7vx | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I did this once before and it was a lot of fun, so I'll try it again: I made a little "Ancient Knights Code" in python ([Gist here](https://gist.github.com/ashtonmv/a9e03cfda408150a0b201709df17ea78)) that is in fact slightly... | 156 |
programmerhumor | arotenberg | e9rmz94 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just added a comment
***everything breaks due to a race condition in the interpreter***<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>When I was first trying to learn C++, I was using Dev-C++ (remember that?). I was trying to get eve... | 149 |
programmerhumor | Magical_critic | 10vru65 | <|sols|><|sot|>University assignments be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys93humvdqga1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,266 |
programmerhumor | CircadianSong | j7jagtf | <|sols|><|sot|>University assignments be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys93humvdqga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Definitely the easiest way to circumvent this: Create a python library in c++, and then call c++ built in functions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,691 |
programmerhumor | 7eggert | j7jc8xv | <|sols|><|sot|>University assignments be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys93humvdqga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Goal: Learn to write these built-in methods.
Your reaction: BuT I dOnT wAnT tO lEaRn! I'm At aN uNiVeRsItY!!!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,115 |
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