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programmerhumor | UsernameTakenBwahaha | e0dj54f | <|sols|><|sot|>That's not AI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/OjnRkW8.png<|eol|><|sor|>What _else_ do you suggest ?<|eor|><|sor|>Let's switch subjects<|eor|><|sor|>You're all trying too hard<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I don't like puns, but I'll make an exception in this case.<|eor|><|sor|>`finally`, someone said it.<|eor|><|sor|>We need some more puns to fill this void<|eor|><|sor|>While we're at it, why not start the loop again?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 438 |
programmerhumor | yuva-krishna-memes | ndkb8q | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,415 |
programmerhumor | 314nuts | gyb8y2a | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Devs, why is this so true?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,798 |
programmerhumor | Arivaldd | gyb9lqg | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Devs, why is this so true?<|eor|><|sor|>Because there will always be a queue of new features and 'important stuff' to do, backlog just grows until you start the project anew<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,793 |
programmerhumor | nikanj0 | gybila6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Junior dev: Hey. I've been trying to simplify this method so that it passes the linter requirement for cognitive complexity. Do you think we could remove this conditional if we were to...
Senior Dev: Suppress warnings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 764 |
programmerhumor | BeanSizedMattress | gybvp9m | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Devs, why is this so true?<|eor|><|sor|>Because there will always be a queue of new features and 'important stuff' to do, backlog just grows until you start the project anew<|eor|><|sor|>As a personal experience, i had like 5 or 6 hotfix to be made from 2 to 3 years that will probably never be done because always there is something more important to do...<|eor|><|sor|>We just got a new product owner who said he's gonna shift focus to bugs over enhancements and i feel blessed.<|eor|><|sor|>Unless the bug fixes have a material impact on revenue that won't last long<|eor|><|sor|>I just got my bubble. It's brand new. Please don't burst it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 640 |
programmerhumor | vickera | gybneod | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```//to do:fix this code to make it work rather than the hacky workaround we are using```
File modified date: 2017-04-15<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 455 |
programmerhumor | LunarGibbons | gybd1vw | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Of course we will fix it later. But the fix might be "support ended".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 450 |
programmerhumor | oo22 | gybvl3n | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Devs, why is this so true?<|eor|><|sor|>Because there will always be a queue of new features and 'important stuff' to do, backlog just grows until you start the project anew<|eor|><|sor|>As a personal experience, i had like 5 or 6 hotfix to be made from 2 to 3 years that will probably never be done because always there is something more important to do...<|eor|><|sor|>We just got a new product owner who said he's gonna shift focus to bugs over enhancements and i feel blessed.<|eor|><|sor|>Unless the bug fixes have a material impact on revenue that won't last long<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 415 |
programmerhumor | 00Koch00 | gybrn8i | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Devs, why is this so true?<|eor|><|sor|>Because there will always be a queue of new features and 'important stuff' to do, backlog just grows until you start the project anew<|eor|><|sor|>As a personal experience, i had like 5 or 6 hotfix to be made from 2 to 3 years that will probably never be done because always there is something more important to do...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 383 |
programmerhumor | Teamata | gyblwdz | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this is true but instead of senior dev and junior dev
it's me and future me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 379 |
programmerhumor | BeanSizedMattress | gybuait | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Devs, why is this so true?<|eor|><|sor|>Because there will always be a queue of new features and 'important stuff' to do, backlog just grows until you start the project anew<|eor|><|sor|>As a personal experience, i had like 5 or 6 hotfix to be made from 2 to 3 years that will probably never be done because always there is something more important to do...<|eor|><|sor|>We just got a new product owner who said he's gonna shift focus to bugs over enhancements and i feel blessed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 374 |
programmerhumor | ShineParty | gybb5oc | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Devs, why is this so true?<|eor|><|sor|>refactorings dont earn money. cleaner code does not earn money. unit tests do not earn money. code documentation does not earn money.
customer features do. as such the product owner has to prioritize those above other things as he also has to earn money or else its his ass on the line
in my project were only allowed to squeeze in such backlog tasks if we have time left at the end of the sprint. Or enough people can reasonably explain why that (internal) backlog task is so important<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 282 |
programmerhumor | DmMacniel | gybki03 | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Junior dev: Hey. I've been trying to simplify this method so that it passes the linter requirement for cognitive complexity. Do you think we could remove this conditional if we were to...
Senior Dev: Suppress warnings.<|eor|><|sor|>> cognitive complexity
is a lie<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 266 |
programmerhumor | bOrgasm95 | gybh5f6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Devs, why is this so true?<|eor|><|sor|>refactorings dont earn money. cleaner code does not earn money. unit tests do not earn money. code documentation does not earn money.
customer features do. as such the product owner has to prioritize those above other things as he also has to earn money or else its his ass on the line
in my project were only allowed to squeeze in such backlog tasks if we have time left at the end of the sprint. Or enough people can reasonably explain why that (internal) backlog task is so important<|eor|><|sor|>And then the code rots. Over time it becomes harder and slower to add new features. Then the delivery manager has to try to explain why it takes so damn long to get anyting done. Devs start leaving. New hires don't stay long. I've seen this thrice.
I've also seen the opposite. Clean, well tested and maintainable code with features shipped regularly and constantly. Definitely my preference.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 248 |
programmerhumor | Sentient_Blade | gybgou7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Devs, why is this so true?<|eor|><|sor|>refactorings dont earn money. cleaner code does not earn money. unit tests do not earn money. code documentation does not earn money.
customer features do. as such the product owner has to prioritize those above other things as he also has to earn money or else its his ass on the line
in my project were only allowed to squeeze in such backlog tasks if we have time left at the end of the sprint. Or enough people can reasonably explain why that (internal) backlog task is so important<|eor|><|sor|>Take a step back and the reality is that refactoring and cleaner code does earn money, significant money.
Programmers are expensive, programmers that cannot be productive are even more expensive.
A team of developers that loses 25% of their efficiency because they're working on an antiquated codebase with poor tooling and testability can easily cost a million dollars a year through lost time and opportunity cost.
Not being able to beat out your competition because the features you need to add would bring your whole poorly maintained codebase crumbling to dust, might cost you tens of millions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | ncsOtaku | gybpur9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got acknowledged for calling the backlog a graveyard as an intern<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | official_gameup | gyblbmv | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All the places Ive worked, I stopped talking to product owners about tech debt and just ran a shadow backlog where I would add tech debt work into regular Work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | MoffKalast | gybsbkv | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Junior dev: Hey. I've been trying to simplify this method so that it passes the linter requirement for cognitive complexity. Do you think we could remove this conditional if we were to...
Senior Dev: Suppress warnings.<|eor|><|sor|>> cognitive complexity
is a lie<|eor|><|sor|>And IMO, a subjective thing. I find some stuff that's apparently "cognitively complex" to be easier to read than the recommended form.<|eor|><|sor|> include big_brain;
Now nothing is cognitively complex anymore.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | 00Koch00 | gybsot8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```//to do:fix this code to make it work rather than the hacky workaround we are using```
File modified date: 2017-04-15<|eor|><|sor|>More like 2004<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | excalibur_zd | gybm1ax | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Junior dev: Hey. I've been trying to simplify this method so that it passes the linter requirement for cognitive complexity. Do you think we could remove this conditional if we were to...
Senior Dev: Suppress warnings.<|eor|><|sor|>> cognitive complexity
is a lie<|eor|><|sor|>And IMO, a subjective thing. I find some stuff that's apparently "cognitively complex" to be easier to read than the recommended form.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | ragexo | gybw3um | <|sols|><|sot|>Keep Dreaming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqikqeae7gz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Devs, why is this so true?<|eor|><|sor|>Because there will always be a queue of new features and 'important stuff' to do, backlog just grows until you start the project anew<|eor|><|sor|>As a personal experience, i had like 5 or 6 hotfix to be made from 2 to 3 years that will probably never be done because always there is something more important to do...<|eor|><|sor|>We just got a new product owner who said he's gonna shift focus to bugs over enhancements and i feel blessed.<|eor|><|sor|>Unless the bug fixes have a material impact on revenue that won't last long<|eor|><|sor|>I just got my bubble. It's brand new. Please don't burst it.<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmerhumor | loganb3171 | 12ep20h | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,403 |
programmerhumor | RoughCalligrapher906 | jfbut32 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I get this all the time on my YouTube channel with people wanting crazy large project (mostly a video game) and they want me to do all the work but its ok cuz they will do the marketing lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,861 |
programmerhumor | Brukenet | jfc8h2j | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Years ago, I had a potential client from Las Vegas contact me. His "great idea" was a site that was a combination of Facebook and Craigslist, except in Spanish. He didn't speak Spanish and didn't know anyone that did... his proposed budget was $10,000.
I actually had a second meeting with him, hoping that he'd calm and be more reasonable... nope. In the second meeting, he asked if the navigation menu could respond when clicked with a "person walking onto the screen from one side, reaching up to the menu item, and then taking it down and unfolding it to an expanding box to reveal the new page." Same budget.
There's some real crazies out there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,151 |
programmerhumor | meghanerd | jfbyxyl | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just do it bro c'mon bro<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,106 |
programmerhumor | SekiTheScientist | jfc2knx | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"why are you poor, just be rich dude" kinda vibes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,270 |
programmerhumor | HeWhoShantNotBeNamed | jfcgja4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Years ago, I had a potential client from Las Vegas contact me. His "great idea" was a site that was a combination of Facebook and Craigslist, except in Spanish. He didn't speak Spanish and didn't know anyone that did... his proposed budget was $10,000.
I actually had a second meeting with him, hoping that he'd calm and be more reasonable... nope. In the second meeting, he asked if the navigation menu could respond when clicked with a "person walking onto the screen from one side, reaching up to the menu item, and then taking it down and unfolding it to an expanding box to reveal the new page." Same budget.
There's some real crazies out there.<|eor|><|sor|>That might be cool the first time, but then I'd get really annoyed with the animation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,542 |
programmerhumor | hello_you_all_ | jfc0k6z | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I get this all the time on my YouTube channel with people wanting crazy large project (mostly a video game) and they want me to do all the work but its ok cuz they will do the marketing lol<|eor|><|sor|>As long as they pay us (WHILE WE ARE WORKING ON IT. NOT AFTERWORD AS A STAKE IN THE COMPANY.) I have no issue with it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,410 |
programmerhumor | psychmancer | jfcd1rb | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Basically, ask yourself why you don't use vimeo and then realise that is why your product will fail
Edit: some people have mentioned that vimeo is more curated, well replace vimeo with nebula then<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,652 |
programmerhumor | bilbobaggins30 | jfbvnvv | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>PeerTube exists. It's Federated (so decentralized), and since it's Federated moderation is up to whomever hosts the instance of it. Just have him look into hosting a PeerTube instance FFS, no need to re-invent the wheel.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,647 |
programmerhumor | Intelligent-Ad74 | jfcafib | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just do it bro c'mon bro<|eor|><|sor|>It's just a website after all, right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,625 |
programmerhumor | Neoptolemus85 | jfcea1f | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just do it bro c'mon bro<|eor|><|sor|>It's just a website after all, right?<|eor|><|sor|>How big is a video, like 50kb? I've got an account with Dropbox that can host, it has like 1TB of storage.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,216 |
programmerhumor | Schlaueule | jfd6h8t | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Years ago, I had a potential client from Las Vegas contact me. His "great idea" was a site that was a combination of Facebook and Craigslist, except in Spanish. He didn't speak Spanish and didn't know anyone that did... his proposed budget was $10,000.
I actually had a second meeting with him, hoping that he'd calm and be more reasonable... nope. In the second meeting, he asked if the navigation menu could respond when clicked with a "person walking onto the screen from one side, reaching up to the menu item, and then taking it down and unfolding it to an expanding box to reveal the new page." Same budget.
There's some real crazies out there.<|eor|><|sor|>That might be cool the first time, but then I'd get really annoyed with the animation.<|eor|><|sor|>I made that mistake years ago, when I was fresh out of uni. It was the time of multimedia CD-ROMs, lol. Implemented a fancy back-button animation which had to run to the end before it would actually go back. Super annoying after using it two or three times and I replaced it with a simple button.
In short, whoever suggests a thing like that has zero experience in the field.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,196 |
programmerhumor | RoughCalligrapher906 | jfc5kk7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I get this all the time on my YouTube channel with people wanting crazy large project (mostly a video game) and they want me to do all the work but its ok cuz they will do the marketing lol<|eor|><|sor|>As long as they pay us (WHILE WE ARE WORKING ON IT. NOT AFTERWORD AS A STAKE IN THE COMPANY.) I have no issue with it.<|eor|><|sor|>true but most people are not paying. They want to work on it then spilt the profit 50 50.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,134 |
programmerhumor | majds1 | jfcigb1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just do it bro c'mon bro<|eor|><|sor|>It's just a website after all, right?<|eor|><|sor|>How big is a video, like 50kb? I've got an account with Dropbox that can host, it has like 1TB of storage.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't even think their reasoning went this far. They think youtube is just a magic place you write the name of a video, and the video shows up. How hard can it be? Just do a website, super simple!
Lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 874 |
programmerhumor | Bjoern_Tantau | jfc7ep7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, the programming is by far the easiest part of making a YouTube competitor. Even the hosting part is not that big of a deal.
Somehow convincing people to use your site instead while still dodging legislation in all countries you want to make money in. That's the hard part.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 755 |
programmerhumor | typescriptDev99 | jfc69bn | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Doesn't get sensored" = gets censored the way I want it to<|eor|><|sor|>>"Doesn't get sensored" = gets censored the way I want it to
Until you grow real large and Uncle Sam comes knocking!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 739 |
programmerhumor | The_catakist | jfcrsuz | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"why are you poor, just be rich dude" kinda vibes.<|eor|><|sor|>"Why are you homeless? Just buy a house lol"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 701 |
programmerhumor | 1d3333 | jfdadjh | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Years ago, I had a potential client from Las Vegas contact me. His "great idea" was a site that was a combination of Facebook and Craigslist, except in Spanish. He didn't speak Spanish and didn't know anyone that did... his proposed budget was $10,000.
I actually had a second meeting with him, hoping that he'd calm and be more reasonable... nope. In the second meeting, he asked if the navigation menu could respond when clicked with a "person walking onto the screen from one side, reaching up to the menu item, and then taking it down and unfolding it to an expanding box to reveal the new page." Same budget.
There's some real crazies out there.<|eor|><|sor|>That might be cool the first time, but then I'd get really annoyed with the animation.<|eor|><|sor|>I made that mistake years ago, when I was fresh out of uni. It was the time of multimedia CD-ROMs, lol. Implemented a fancy back-button animation which had to run to the end before it would actually go back. Super annoying after using it two or three times and I replaced it with a simple button.
In short, whoever suggests a thing like that has zero experience in the field.<|eor|><|sor|>Id like ideas like these if they were easter eggs that had like a 1 in 5,000 chance of happening or something like that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 677 |
programmerhumor | dont_tread_on_M | jfc6v3a | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I get this all the time on my YouTube channel with people wanting crazy large project (mostly a video game) and they want me to do all the work but its ok cuz they will do the marketing lol<|eor|><|sor|>As long as they pay us (WHILE WE ARE WORKING ON IT. NOT AFTERWORD AS A STAKE IN THE COMPANY.) I have no issue with it.<|eor|><|sor|>true but most people are not paying. They want to work on it then spilt the profit 50 50.<|eor|><|sor|>You can always listen to them, and in the end tell them that now that you have their idea and you have the skills to work on that idea, you can offer them to work for 10% of the company.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 496 |
programmerhumor | Enchelion | jfcnfp2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gee I wonder why nobody has tried to do this before<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/acjvti07ehsa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Years ago, I had a potential client from Las Vegas contact me. His "great idea" was a site that was a combination of Facebook and Craigslist, except in Spanish. He didn't speak Spanish and didn't know anyone that did... his proposed budget was $10,000.
I actually had a second meeting with him, hoping that he'd calm and be more reasonable... nope. In the second meeting, he asked if the navigation menu could respond when clicked with a "person walking onto the screen from one side, reaching up to the menu item, and then taking it down and unfolding it to an expanding box to reveal the new page." Same budget.
There's some real crazies out there.<|eor|><|sor|>Strong pre-dot-com-bust energy there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 479 |
programmerhumor | kukisRedditer | ddkyea | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,370 |
programmerhumor | RRKS101 | f2j58w9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is actually a duplicate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,006 |
programmerhumor | Webfarer | f2jf69l | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never mind, I figured it out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,562 |
programmerhumor | Kebbler22b | f2jes3w | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Your question has been marked as a duplicate. Please use [this old answer from 2008](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ddkyea/types_of_personalities/f2jes3w?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x) and don't bother us again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,015 |
programmerhumor | wibblewafs | f2jsblc | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never mind, I figured it out<|eor|><|sor|>How many SO users does it take to change a lightbulb?
Nevermind, figured it out myself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 925 |
programmerhumor | ch_greams | f2jnygl | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is actually a duplicate<|eor|><|sor|>links to pacific ocean<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 792 |
programmerhumor | vksdan | f2jglg0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Glass is outdated and nobody uses this anymote. You should try to use bottle instead of glasses. And DON'T EVER use water. Use olive oil.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 763 |
programmerhumor | GlobalIncident | f2jj965 | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Your question has been marked as a duplicate. Please use [this old answer from 2008](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ddkyea/types_of_personalities/f2jes3w?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x) and don't bother us again.<|eor|><|sor|>Why are you even trying to do that? Glass has terrible support for Food. Try using the Plate framework instead.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 446 |
programmerhumor | DoneRedditedIt | f2k0oc0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is actually a duplicate<|eor|><|sor|>links to pacific ocean<|eor|><|sor|>I swear to god those apes don't even read the question before marking as duplicate. Do they get points for doing that? There has to be some kind of system on SO that rewards people for being dicks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 339 |
programmerhumor | chawmindur | f2jcosl | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why're you using a glass instead of `jQuery`?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 329 |
programmerhumor | probablyuntrue | f2k3kok | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is actually a duplicate<|eor|><|sor|>links to pacific ocean<|eor|><|sor|>I swear to god those apes don't even read the question before marking as duplicate. Do they get points for doing that? There has to be some kind of system on SO that rewards people for being dicks.<|eor|><|sor|>"I see your question about quicksort mentions arrays once, here let me link you to this question about how to instantiate an array in Java. Marked as duplicate and locked."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 321 |
programmerhumor | Kebbler22b | f2jjlvj | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Your question has been marked as a duplicate. Please use [this old answer from 2008](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ddkyea/types_of_personalities/f2jes3w?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x) and don't bother us again.<|eor|><|sor|>Why are you even trying to do that? Glass has terrible support for Food. Try using the Plate framework instead.<|eor|><|sor|>Your comment has been removed for: questioning the superiority of the mods<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
programmerhumor | Hypersapien | f2jlsik | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never mind, I figured it out<|eor|><|sor|>Who were you, DenverCoder9? *What did you see?!*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | ValensEtVolens | f2k4mlo | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never mind, I figured it out<|eor|><|sor|>How many SO users does it take to change a lightbulb?
Nevermind, figured it out myself.<|eor|><|sor|>Just one to hold the lightbulb - while the world revolves around them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | Spasticmonky | f2jhmlh | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Your question has been marked as a duplicate. Please use [this old answer from 2008](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ddkyea/types_of_personalities/f2jes3w?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x) and don't bother us again.<|eor|><|sor|>*old, irrelevant, and completely useless answer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmerhumor | TrollingToxicAsses | f2jx68w | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Murphy's law states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats Cunninghams law you dumbass
Murphys law states: "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | mahawailoh | f2jrmiv | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Murphy's law states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | M_krabs | f2jjffm | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Your question has been marked as a duplicate. Please use [this old answer from 2008](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ddkyea/types_of_personalities/f2jes3w?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x) and don't bother us again.<|eor|><|sor|>*old, irrelevant, and completely useless answer<|eor|><|sor|>asks something about java
\>here is an answer from 2013 python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | KalegNar | f2k04kk | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never mind, I figured it out<|eor|><|sor|>How many SO users does it take to change a lightbulb?
Nevermind, figured it out myself.<|eor|><|sor|>First off, I want to downvote you for not giving the answer. For being a dark monster from the abyss that says "I figured it out, nevermind." Of being the bane of all that is good and holy, an unholy blight upon this fair and once innocent land, of being the cause of doom and destruction. A terror of the deep, a beast of legend, a demon of the forest that feeds on the pitiful cries of your dying victims. From the depths of the heart I stab at thee! And I call it defense against your evil ways!
On the other hand, take my angry upvote! You have taken everything else so now take it! Take it and begone the netherworld!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | conancat | f2kf3je | <|sols|><|sot|>Types of personalities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/42gyr1spwoq31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is actually a duplicate<|eor|><|sor|>links to pacific ocean<|eor|><|sor|>I swear to god those apes don't even read the question before marking as duplicate. Do they get points for doing that? There has to be some kind of system on SO that rewards people for being dicks.<|eor|><|sor|>Stackoverflow recognizes that Stackoverflow have a jerks and dicks problem.
The shift from "don't be an asshole" to "be welcoming" is a significant one that programming circles need to recognize. I'm not sure how much has changed since they posted this last year, but I feel more people need to read it.
https://stackoverflow.blog/2018/04/26/stack-overflow-isnt-very-welcoming-its-time-for-that-to-change/
> **Lets shift from dont be an asshole to bewelcoming.**Many people dont realize that wealreadyhave acode of conduct(cuz we gave it a funny name). Or that it already includes concepts like belittling language is not okay and Be welcoming, be patient, and dont expect new users to know all the rules they dont. But we need to show it toallusers, and empower them to help us enforce it. In the longer term, Id like us to aim for something closer to whatJon Skeettold me abouthis experience attending a pride parade(as a cis straight dude): I wasnt justtolerated; I was made to feel likethe community was actually better because I was there.
> **Lets stop judging users for not knowing things. (Were a Q&A site!)It makes mesadwhen someone get downvoted for posting a duplicate. We should better surface them in the posting flow, but its not reasonable to expect askers to find dupes consistently. Users arent too lazy to search; searching takes less work than posting.**
> And little makes me sadder than comments on answers saying, Dont answer questions like this it encourages them. Now, some questionsareoff-topic. (Im genuinely sorry, but we simply cant explain howa glass pitcher can smash through a brick wallwith no apparent injuries; we are aprogrammingsite.) But its totally cool toanswerquestions without giving a grilled poop sandwich about exactly whats allowed. Its fine to volunteer inone waywithout being expected to read and enforce every rule and meta discussion since forever.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmerhumor | pantlesspatrick | h99pyn | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,372 |
programmerhumor | EndlessCupsOfCoffee | fuvsym8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure I fucked up my first hello world<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,554 |
programmerhumor | ZenT3600 | fuvgv84 | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* Laughs in Forgets Semicolon *<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,413 |
programmerhumor | StarkillerX42 | fuvzar2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure I fucked up my first hello world<|eor|><|sor|> prnit( "Hello world"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,060 |
programmerhumor | FriesWithThat | fuvl8si | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* Laughs in Forgets Semicolon *<|eor|><|sor|>he said, not realizing that python has no semicolons<|eor|><|sor|> print(Hello, World!)
invalid syntax (script.py, line 1)
*Sigh*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 483 |
programmerhumor | SadWebDev | fuvrl5i | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And it's all downhill from there!
*on a bike*
*with square wheels*
*and the handles are on fire*
*the seat is also on fire*
*the whole hill is on fire*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 295 |
programmerhumor | seizan8 | fuw3vjn | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure I fucked up my first hello world<|eor|><|sor|> prnit( "Hello world"<|eor|><|sor|> Print("Hello World!")
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
NameError: name 'Print' is not defined
Computers are the most pedantic fucking things in existence.<|eor|><|sor|>I hate how you can not use true in python. Were in other languages you can enter tRuE and the compiler's like "well, sure he meant the boolean true".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 293 |
programmerhumor | Refloni | fuvqrt4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* Laughs in Forgets Semicolon *<|eor|><|sor|>he said, not realizing that python has no semicolons<|eor|><|sor|> print(Hello, World!)
invalid syntax (script.py, line 1)
*Sigh*<|eor|><|sor|>Error: 'Hello' is undefined<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | transcriber_mu | fuvj9yh | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Text*
---
Your first podcast will be awful
Your first video will be awful
Your first article will be awful
Your first art will be awful
Your first photo will be awful
Your first game will be awful
But your first code will be perfect. Zero bugs and a very clean code.
It will be "Hello World"
---
^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
programmerhumor | XtremeGoose | fuw4wzz | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure I fucked up my first hello world<|eor|><|sor|> prnit( "Hello world"<|eor|><|sor|> Print("Hello World!")
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
NameError: name 'Print' is not defined
Computers are the most pedantic fucking things in existence.<|eor|><|sor|>I hate how you can not use true in python. Were in other languages you can enter tRuE and the compiler's like "well, sure he meant the boolean true".<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know of any case insensitive programming languages except SQL and batch (and I use "programming language" in the loosest sense of the word here).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 220 |
programmerhumor | kunal70006 | fuvl91x | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Text*
---
Your first podcast will be awful
Your first video will be awful
Your first article will be awful
Your first art will be awful
Your first photo will be awful
Your first game will be awful
But your first code will be perfect. Zero bugs and a very clean code.
It will be "Hello World"
---
^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|sor|>Good human<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmerhumor | TheRealVilladelfia | fuw7sco | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure I fucked up my first hello world<|eor|><|sor|> prnit( "Hello world"<|eor|><|sor|> Print("Hello World!")
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
NameError: name 'Print' is not defined
Computers are the most pedantic fucking things in existence.<|eor|><|sor|>I hate how you can not use true in python. Were in other languages you can enter tRuE and the compiler's like "well, sure he meant the boolean true".<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know of any case insensitive programming languages except SQL and batch (and I use "programming language" in the loosest sense of the word here).<|eor|><|sor|>Both SQL and batch are Turing complete, so programming language is the correct term for both!
(Though good luck programming in sql)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | THANKYOUFORYOURKIND | fuvzled | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* Laughs in Forgets Semicolon *<|eor|><|sor|>he said, not realizing that python has no semicolons<|eor|><|sor|> print(Hello, World!)
invalid syntax (script.py, line 1)
*Sigh*<|eor|><|sor|>Error: 'Hello' is undefined<|eor|><|sor|> File "<stdin>", line 1
print(Hello, World!)
^
SyntaxError: invalid syntax
I think there is something wrong with that "!", could you help me please? I'm really new to this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | Fl4shbang | fuw9ro2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure I fucked up my first hello world<|eor|><|sor|> prnit( "Hello world"<|eor|><|sor|> Print("Hello World!")
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
NameError: name 'Print' is not defined
Computers are the most pedantic fucking things in existence.<|eor|><|sor|>I hate how you can not use true in python. Were in other languages you can enter tRuE and the compiler's like "well, sure he meant the boolean true".<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know of any case insensitive programming languages except SQL and batch (and I use "programming language" in the loosest sense of the word here).<|eor|><|sor|>Both SQL and batch are Turing complete, so programming language is the correct term for both!
(Though good luck programming in sql)<|eor|><|sor|>Well TIL that SQL is actually Turing complete (my college professors said it wasn't)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | Dritter31 | fuvu3v3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Hello Wolrd"
Damn it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | stueliueli | fuwre7d | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure I fucked up my first hello world<|eor|><|sor|> prnit( "Hello world"<|eor|><|sor|> Print("Hello World!")
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
NameError: name 'Print' is not defined
Computers are the most pedantic fucking things in existence.<|eor|><|sor|>I hate how you can not use true in python. Were in other languages you can enter tRuE and the compiler's like "well, sure he meant the boolean true".<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know of any case insensitive programming languages except SQL and batch (and I use "programming language" in the loosest sense of the word here).<|eor|><|sor|>Both SQL and batch are Turing complete, so programming language is the correct term for both!
(Though good luck programming in sql)<|eor|><|sor|>Well TIL that SQL is actually Turing complete (my college professors said it wasn't)<|eor|><|sor|>Even MS Power Point is turing complete<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmerhumor | sc0tlas | fuvlv1s | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But it's all downhill from there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programmerhumor | whitenobody | fuvuacx | <|sols|><|sot|>Heartwarming words<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/f1l8FIB.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> printf("Hello world."):
ERROR unexpected ':'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmerhumor | ashtonmv | 9xat04 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,309 |
programmerhumor | Talbooth | e9qx0in | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just added a comment
***everything breaks due to a race condition in the interpreter***<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,882 |
programmerhumor | Dojan5 | e9qsum2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I disagree, if you want to go comment my code, by all means go ahead :)<|eor|><|sor|>```#Nothing calls this function but removing it caused FBI to come knocking two hours later so I'm not touching this shit again. Let Frank handle this shit, I'm switching teams.```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,039 |
programmerhumor | iPhoenix_on_Reddit | e9qsic6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I disagree, if you want to go comment my code, by all means go ahead :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,468 |
programmerhumor | NoNameRequiredxD | e9qziln | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I disagree, if you want to go comment my code, by all means go ahead :)<|eor|><|sor|>```#Nothing calls this function but removing it caused FBI to come knocking two hours later so I'm not touching this shit again. Let Frank handle this shit, I'm switching teams.```<|eor|><|sor|>`//The function below is literally never called but removing it makes the code stop working so if anyone knows why I put this here please tell me thanks`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,331 |
programmerhumor | Yokii908 | e9r3iwc | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I disagree, if you want to go comment my code, by all means go ahead :)<|eor|><|sor|>```#Nothing calls this function but removing it caused FBI to come knocking two hours later so I'm not touching this shit again. Let Frank handle this shit, I'm switching teams.```<|eor|><|sor|>`//The function below is literally never called but removing it makes the code stop working so if anyone knows why I put this here please tell me thanks`<|eor|><|sor|>`/* What the fuck is calling this?! It literally does nothing but add two numbers and return the result which can be done inline, and doesn't have anything calling it, but it's removal caused everything to lock up even though there are no errors in compilation. I quit! I'm going to just clean toilets from now on. */`<|eor|><|sor|>`//The function below is literally never called but removing it makes the code stop working. Moreover its name isn't explicit at all : what does main even mean?`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,220 |
programmerhumor | craniumonempty | e9qzz2l | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I disagree, if you want to go comment my code, by all means go ahead :)<|eor|><|sor|>```#Nothing calls this function but removing it caused FBI to come knocking two hours later so I'm not touching this shit again. Let Frank handle this shit, I'm switching teams.```<|eor|><|sor|>`//The function below is literally never called but removing it makes the code stop working so if anyone knows why I put this here please tell me thanks`<|eor|><|sor|>`/* What the fuck is calling this?! It literally does nothing but add two numbers and return the result which can be done inline, and doesn't have anything calling it, but it's removal caused everything to lock up even though there are no errors in compilation. I quit! I'm going to just clean toilets from now on. */`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 993 |
programmerhumor | positive_electron42 | e9r2o6x | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> Dude doesn't work here anymore.
>
>I'm scared.
This is my life with our legacy code.
"Hey, let's over-engineer this using 7 different technologies we don't need, then leave the company before making any documentation!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 505 |
programmerhumor | arotenberg | e9rmfvf | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just added a comment
***everything breaks due to a race condition in the interpreter***<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>When I was first trying to learn C++, I was using Dev-C++ (remember that?). I was trying to get even simple programs to work and just couldn't do it. Certain sections of code, that looked perfectly normal, would mysteriously make the compiler barf hundreds of errors in totally unrelated sections. I was convinced it was some environment configuration error but couldn't figure it out, and I eventually just gave up on C++ entirely.
Many year later, I was digging through some old files and opened my old C++ folder. At which point I figured out that I gave up C++ because I was missing a semicolon.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 399 |
programmerhumor | ashtonmv | e9qr9ye | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I did this once before and it was a lot of fun, so I'll try it again: I made a little "Ancient Knights Code" in python ([Gist here](https://gist.github.com/ashtonmv/a9e03cfda408150a0b201709df17ea78)) that is in fact slightly broken. If my count is right, it has 5 syntax-type errors; nothing super crazy. If anyone wants to play along, you can repair it, run it and DM me with the printed output. If you get it right I'll send you back my next comic early :)
​
Edit: For those who have asked, there are instructions for ordering prints on my [instagram](https://instagram.com/lightroastcomics)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 389 |
programmerhumor | nullifiedbyglitches | e9qywnb | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yesterday I added a display:none tag to one of my web controls and it caused over 300 other calculations, some on other pages, to be incorrect. Sometimes I just don't understand why we do this.<|eor|><|sor|>*NEVER TOUCH THE ANCIENT CODE*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 286 |
programmerhumor | MagnumMia | e9r7fey | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I disagree, if you want to go comment my code, by all means go ahead :)<|eor|><|sor|>```#Nothing calls this function but removing it caused FBI to come knocking two hours later so I'm not touching this shit again. Let Frank handle this shit, I'm switching teams.```<|eor|><|sor|>`//The function below is literally never called but removing it makes the code stop working so if anyone knows why I put this here please tell me thanks`<|eor|><|sor|>`/* What the fuck is calling this?! It literally does nothing but add two numbers and return the result which can be done inline, and doesn't have anything calling it, but it's removal caused everything to lock up even though there are no errors in compilation. I quit! I'm going to just clean toilets from now on. */`<|eor|><|sor|>`//The function below is literally never called but removing it makes the code stop working. Moreover its name isn't explicit at all : what does main even mean?`<|eor|><|sor|>`//The function below is crucial to the functioning of this program but for some reason this comment is the only reason it works. For real, delete this comment and it wont work. Replace a letter and it wont work. Now you are wondering how I figured this out? All I needed was 1 dead goat, some street chalk and the lingering emptiness inside me.`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
programmerhumor | TheRedmanCometh | e9raxdf | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just added a comment
***everything breaks due to a race condition in the interpreter***<|eor|><|sor|>What's a race condition? I presume it has something to do with timings but I don't get how that can be a problem.<|eor|><|sor|>A race condition is where 2 functions could basically happen in any order. Say x is incremented by one in a function and set to 3 in another. If they can happen in any order x can be either 3 or 4 after both functions run.
Most commonly found in concurrency contexts especially when interacting with databases<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | craniumonempty | e9r3qkb | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I disagree, if you want to go comment my code, by all means go ahead :)<|eor|><|sor|>```#Nothing calls this function but removing it caused FBI to come knocking two hours later so I'm not touching this shit again. Let Frank handle this shit, I'm switching teams.```<|eor|><|sor|>`//The function below is literally never called but removing it makes the code stop working so if anyone knows why I put this here please tell me thanks`<|eor|><|sor|>`/* What the fuck is calling this?! It literally does nothing but add two numbers and return the result which can be done inline, and doesn't have anything calling it, but it's removal caused everything to lock up even though there are no errors in compilation. I quit! I'm going to just clean toilets from now on. */`<|eor|><|sor|>`//The function below is literally never called but removing it makes the code stop working. Moreover its name isn't explicit at all : what does main even mean?`<|eor|><|sor|>I like this version. You need more upvotes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | TheLostCamera | e9rmiq0 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just added a comment
***everything breaks due to a race condition in the interpreter***<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>When I was first trying to learn C++, I was using Dev-C++ (remember that?). I was trying to get even simple programs to work and just couldn't do it. Certain sections of code, that looked perfectly normal, would mysteriously make the compiler barf hundreds of errors in totally unrelated sections. I was convinced it was some environment configuration error but couldn't figure it out, and I eventually just gave up on C++ entirely.
Many year later, I was digging through some old files and opened my old C++ folder. At which point I figured out that I gave up C++ because I was missing a semicolon.<|eor|><|sor|>(;_;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | ashtonmv | e9qs7vx | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I did this once before and it was a lot of fun, so I'll try it again: I made a little "Ancient Knights Code" in python ([Gist here](https://gist.github.com/ashtonmv/a9e03cfda408150a0b201709df17ea78)) that is in fact slightly broken. If my count is right, it has 5 syntax-type errors; nothing super crazy. If anyone wants to play along, you can repair it, run it and DM me with the printed output. If you get it right I'll send you back my next comic early :)
​
Edit: For those who have asked, there are instructions for ordering prints on my [instagram](https://instagram.com/lightroastcomics)<|eoopr|><|sor|>Honestly a little too easy maybe<|eor|><|sor|>welp then im too lazy to go and try :) - i'd like a challenge<|eor|><|soopr|>You guys are probably right lol. Last time I tried something like this it was in r/comics, so it makes sense that I've probably underestimated this crowd a bit..<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | arotenberg | e9rmz94 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ancient Code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8cw76gmohy11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just added a comment
***everything breaks due to a race condition in the interpreter***<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>When I was first trying to learn C++, I was using Dev-C++ (remember that?). I was trying to get even simple programs to work and just couldn't do it. Certain sections of code, that looked perfectly normal, would mysteriously make the compiler barf hundreds of errors in totally unrelated sections. I was convinced it was some environment configuration error but couldn't figure it out, and I eventually just gave up on C++ entirely.
Many year later, I was digging through some old files and opened my old C++ folder. At which point I figured out that I gave up C++ because I was missing a semicolon.<|eor|><|sor|>(;_;)<|eor|><|sor|>There's a reason one of the clang project's major goals with implementing a new C++ compiler was improved error reporting. C++ compilers are notorious for giving error messages that appear completely unrelated to the actual problem.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | Magical_critic | 10vru65 | <|sols|><|sot|>University assignments be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys93humvdqga1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,266 |
programmerhumor | CircadianSong | j7jagtf | <|sols|><|sot|>University assignments be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys93humvdqga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Definitely the easiest way to circumvent this: Create a python library in c++, and then call c++ built in functions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,691 |
programmerhumor | 7eggert | j7jc8xv | <|sols|><|sot|>University assignments be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys93humvdqga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Goal: Learn to write these built-in methods.
Your reaction: BuT I dOnT wAnT tO lEaRn! I'm At aN uNiVeRsItY!!!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,115 |
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