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programmerhumor
rantpatato
j7jn205
<|sols|><|sot|>University assignments be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys93humvdqga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Definitely the easiest way to circumvent this: Create a python library in c++, and then call c++ built in functions.<|eor|><|sor|>Easier way: Make project using Python with libraries Call that script from your py...
1,501
programmerhumor
jnthhk
j7jnwhk
<|sols|><|sot|>University assignments be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys93humvdqga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im doing this to my students today :-). Task 1: Quickly learn to use the SteamVR interaction system to pick up, throw, etc objects Task 2-n: Disable it and learn to build the same interactions from scratch so y...
1,427
programmerhumor
panupatc
j7jrqzt
<|sols|><|sot|>University assignments be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys93humvdqga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Company be like - we hire you to write Python but Python and pip are security risk so you cannot have them on your workstation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,151
programmerhumor
Kralizek82
j7k42ng
<|sols|><|sot|>University assignments be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys93humvdqga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im doing this to my students today :-). Task 1: Quickly learn to use the SteamVR interaction system to pick up, throw, etc objects Task 2-n: Disable it and learn to build the same interactions from scratch so y...
650
programmerhumor
GustapheOfficial
j7jf0bb
<|sols|><|sot|>University assignments be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys93humvdqga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Goal: Learn to write these built-in methods. Your reaction: BuT I dOnT wAnT tO lEaRn! I'm At aN uNiVeRsItY!!!!<|eor|><|sor|>A very common attitude sadly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
633
programmerhumor
Libruhh
j7jvsiz
<|sols|><|sot|>University assignments be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys93humvdqga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Company be like - we hire you to write Python but Python and pip are security risk so you cannot have them on your workstation.<|eor|><|sor|>Holy fuck, someone else that understands<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
458
programmerhumor
Fluffasaurus89
j7jgndn
<|sols|><|sot|>University assignments be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys93humvdqga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My comp sci final in uni was literally hand writing output of recursive functions and hand writing code for a function #with fucking pen and paper<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
434
programmerhumor
bl4nkSl8
j7jwjfy
<|sols|><|sot|>University assignments be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys93humvdqga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Company be like - we hire you to write Python but Python and pip are security risk so you cannot have them on your workstation.<|eor|><|sor|>My workplace: 3rd party code must be carefully vetted Also my workplac...
357
programmerhumor
Thejacensolo
j7jr19i
<|sols|><|sot|>University assignments be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys93humvdqga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Goal: Learn to write these built-in methods. Your reaction: BuT I dOnT wAnT tO lEaRn! I'm At aN uNiVeRsItY!!!!<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah we had several of such courses. And they are usual part of a gradual in depth dive...
323
programmerhumor
UFO64
j7jr5n5
<|sols|><|sot|>University assignments be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys93humvdqga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Goal: Learn to write these built-in methods. Your reaction: BuT I dOnT wAnT tO lEaRn! I'm At aN uNiVeRsItY!!!!<|eor|><|sor|>A very common attitude sadly.<|eor|><|sor|>I feel like the counter to that is also comm...
250
programmerhumor
BIOLOGYSCIENCE
j7jbyvg
<|sols|><|sot|>University assignments be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys93humvdqga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>See this is more or less, **code c in python**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
233
programmerhumor
Kralizek82
j7ka6lf
<|sols|><|sot|>University assignments be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys93humvdqga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im doing this to my students today :-). Task 1: Quickly learn to use the SteamVR interaction system to pick up, throw, etc objects Task 2-n: Disable it and learn to build the same interactions from scratch so y...
207
programmerhumor
radams78
j7jlfb2
<|sols|><|sot|>University assignments be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys93humvdqga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My comp sci final in uni was literally hand writing output of recursive functions and hand writing code for a function #with fucking pen and paper<|eor|><|sor|>Good practice for whiteboard interviews<|eor|><|eo...
204
programmerhumor
M0nkeyDGarp
j7k8yvr
<|sols|><|sot|>University assignments be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys93humvdqga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im doing this to my students today :-). Task 1: Quickly learn to use the SteamVR interaction system to pick up, throw, etc objects Task 2-n: Disable it and learn to build the same interactions from scratch so y...
179
programmerhumor
rantpatato
j7juasq
<|sols|><|sot|>University assignments be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys93humvdqga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Definitely the easiest way to circumvent this: Create a python library in c++, and then call c++ built in functions.<|eor|><|sor|>Easier way: Make project using Python with libraries Call that script from your py...
176
programmerhumor
Kengriffinspimp
j7jn5x6
<|sols|><|sot|>University assignments be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys93humvdqga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My comp sci final in uni was literally hand writing output of recursive functions and hand writing code for a function #with fucking pen and paper<|eor|><|sor|>Good practice for whiteboard interviews<|eor|><|so...
141
programmerhumor
Drezynit
7zfgwg
<|sols|><|sot|>FrontEnd VS BackEnd<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ku1neu504sh01.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
38,235
programmerhumor
barrtender
dunmuf3
<|sols|><|sot|>FrontEnd VS BackEnd<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ku1neu504sh01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone's never done frontend development. That top part should be there rest of the kraken with a house of cards propped in front of it with a pretty cloth draped over them. Something extremely fragile that takes a bunch o...
3,330
programmerhumor
P3LlCAN
dunn7gu
<|sols|><|sot|>FrontEnd VS BackEnd<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ku1neu504sh01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Skeleton arm = backwards compatibility <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,716
programmerhumor
Admiral_Cranch
dunpkx8
<|sols|><|sot|>FrontEnd VS BackEnd<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ku1neu504sh01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Skeleton arm = backwards compatibility <|eor|><|sor|>The legacy system tacked on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
876
programmerhumor
TURBOGARBAGE
dunpos1
<|sols|><|sot|>FrontEnd VS BackEnd<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ku1neu504sh01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone's never done frontend development. That top part should be there rest of the kraken with a house of cards propped in front of it with a pretty cloth draped over them. Something extremely fragile that takes a bunch o...
761
programmerhumor
trekker87
dunvfee
<|sols|><|sot|>FrontEnd VS BackEnd<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ku1neu504sh01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Skeleton arm = backwards compatibility <|eor|><|sor|>The legacy system tacked on.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You just described the entire backbone of my current employer's operation. We have a single legacy system...
651
programmerhumor
pandemoniker
dunn9kc
<|sols|><|sot|>FrontEnd VS BackEnd<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ku1neu504sh01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone's never done frontend development. That top part should be there rest of the kraken with a house of cards propped in front of it with a pretty cloth draped over them. Something extremely fragile that takes a bunch o...
613
programmerhumor
redditworkflow
dunmvau
<|sols|><|sot|>FrontEnd VS BackEnd<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ku1neu504sh01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Needs air bubbles coming out of the floatie under the surface.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
399
programmerhumor
webdevop
dunrjme
<|sols|><|sot|>FrontEnd VS BackEnd<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ku1neu504sh01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone's never done frontend development. That top part should be there rest of the kraken with a house of cards propped in front of it with a pretty cloth draped over them. Something extremely fragile that takes a bunch o...
361
programmerhumor
danielbln
dunw0gh
<|sols|><|sot|>FrontEnd VS BackEnd<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ku1neu504sh01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Skeleton arm = backwards compatibility <|eor|><|sor|>The legacy system tacked on.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You just described the entire backbone of my current employer's operation. We have a single legacy system...
337
programmerhumor
infinityo
dunuzjn
<|sols|><|sot|>FrontEnd VS BackEnd<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ku1neu504sh01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Frontend is like being a chef. Literally anyone can make a sandwich. It takes years of experience to make a 4-star sandwich though. There is also a never ending list of ingredients and combinations to master. There are no '...
324
programmerhumor
webdevop
dunudsg
<|sols|><|sot|>FrontEnd VS BackEnd<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ku1neu504sh01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone's never done frontend development. That top part should be there rest of the kraken with a house of cards propped in front of it with a pretty cloth draped over them. Something extremely fragile that takes a bunch o...
305
programmerhumor
chrwei
dunm5wq
<|sols|><|sot|>FrontEnd VS BackEnd<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ku1neu504sh01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>....those backend engineers need to get it together. <|eor|><|sor|>na they do. experience has shown that leaving the dead arm there is best just in case it comes back to life. no one has noticed that it's actually a skele...
295
programmerhumor
fooodog
dunqhxq
<|sols|><|sot|>FrontEnd VS BackEnd<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ku1neu504sh01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone's never done frontend development. That top part should be there rest of the kraken with a house of cards propped in front of it with a pretty cloth draped over them. Something extremely fragile that takes a bunch o...
227
programmerhumor
TURBOGARBAGE
dunqt4s
<|sols|><|sot|>FrontEnd VS BackEnd<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ku1neu504sh01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone's never done frontend development. That top part should be there rest of the kraken with a house of cards propped in front of it with a pretty cloth draped over them. Something extremely fragile that takes a bunch o...
216
programmerhumor
princetrunks
dunrhjs
<|sols|><|sot|>FrontEnd VS BackEnd<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ku1neu504sh01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Needs air bubbles coming out of the floatie under the surface.<|eor|><|sor|>ah, good old memory leaks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
200
programmerhumor
Creshal
duns0o4
<|sols|><|sot|>FrontEnd VS BackEnd<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ku1neu504sh01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That was before we unleashed NPM and Javascript Frameworks on the frontend and put Golang on the backend.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
153
programmerhumor
siraajgudu
gxm3af
<|sols|><|sot|>It's the law!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/myd50mpyl8351.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
38,220
programmerhumor
Kooneybert
ft2n3sd
<|sols|><|sot|>It's the law!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/myd50mpyl8351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The iteration variable makes sense to be called i. j is just the next number in alphabet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,493
programmerhumor
holaca9731
ft2zyqk
<|sols|><|sot|>It's the law!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/myd50mpyl8351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coders that chose the dark side use l<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,221
programmerhumor
Mosef-
ft32vb4
<|sols|><|sot|>It's the law!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/myd50mpyl8351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coders that chose the dark side use l<|eor|><|sor|>[l or I ?](https://www.iorl.org/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
679
programmerhumor
Mosef-
ft396b7
<|sols|><|sot|>It's the law!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/myd50mpyl8351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coders that chose the dark side use l<|eor|><|sor|>[l or I ?](https://www.iorl.org/)<|eor|><|sor|>| or I or l ??<|eor|><|sor|>I || l<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
584
programmerhumor
Specy_Wot
ft39230
<|sols|><|sot|>It's the law!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/myd50mpyl8351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coders that chose the dark side use l<|eor|><|sor|>[l or I ?](https://www.iorl.org/)<|eor|><|sor|>| or I or l ??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
462
programmerhumor
tedshif
ft2pujf
<|sols|><|sot|>It's the law!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/myd50mpyl8351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The story I heard was that Fortran variable names were limited to a single letter, and each letter had a pre-defined type. The letter i was the first in the group of integers, so when people needed a simple variable to increment ...
412
programmerhumor
RandyGareth
ft36xfn
<|sols|><|sot|>It's the law!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/myd50mpyl8351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I say that my variables are sensibly named but **i**^('m) **j**^(ust) **k**^(idding.)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
383
programmerhumor
RedMantisValerian
ft38cgh
<|sols|><|sot|>It's the law!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/myd50mpyl8351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The iteration variable makes sense to be called i. j is just the next number in alphabet.<|eor|><|sor|>i stands for iteration, j stands for jiteration<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
372
programmerhumor
kakakaan
ft3cdqi
<|sols|><|sot|>It's the law!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/myd50mpyl8351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The iteration variable makes sense to be called i. j is just the next number in alphabet.<|eor|><|sor|>i stands for iteration, j stands for jiteration<|eor|><|sor|>I think i stands for index.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
198
programmerhumor
Caenir
ft36pfm
<|sols|><|sot|>It's the law!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/myd50mpyl8351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers: name of variable should be self explaining what variable is for Also programmers: use i,j,x,y,z variables.<|eor|><|sor|>I and j are so commonly used they are self explaining<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
179
programmerhumor
UlisesNc5
ft3ao68
<|sols|><|sot|>It's the law!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/myd50mpyl8351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers: name of variable should be self explaining what variable is for Also programmers: use i,j,x,y,z variables.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>>IMO iand j are self explaining. If you see an i, you should know it's a...
172
programmerhumor
Motylde
ft323i3
<|sols|><|sot|>It's the law!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/myd50mpyl8351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The iteration variable makes sense to be called i. j is just the next number in alphabet.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>More like: j=i+1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
164
programmerhumor
alexander_the_dead
vvl7ol
<|sols|><|sot|>It's *our* mistakes now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ysr472cooa91.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
38,205
programmerhumor
akshanshkmr
ifkfti6
<|sols|><|sot|>It's *our* mistakes now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ysr472cooa91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>git revert HEAD~1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
542
programmerhumor
Key-Minimum-5965
ifkt6gk
<|sols|><|sot|>It's *our* mistakes now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ysr472cooa91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Old mainframer joining the chat. I remember a few so-called "seniors" who brought down prod too. Just sayin'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
524
programmerhumor
ninjaassassinmonkey
ifkulx8
<|sols|><|sot|>It's *our* mistakes now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ysr472cooa91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Old mainframer joining the chat. I remember a few so-called "seniors" who brought down prod too. Just sayin'<|eor|><|sor|>Can you really be a senior if you've never brought down prod before?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
360
programmerhumor
cosmic_jester_uk
ifkpl21
<|sols|><|sot|>It's *our* mistakes now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ysr472cooa91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Why did senior dev approve the PR? Prod going down is on them just as much.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
338
programmerhumor
ApacheFlame
ifkwjyj
<|sols|><|sot|>It's *our* mistakes now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ysr472cooa91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Old mainframer joining the chat. I remember a few so-called "seniors" who brought down prod too. Just sayin'<|eor|><|sor|>Can you really be a senior if you've never brought down prod before?<|eor|><|sor|>First thing I t...
280
programmerhumor
Steffi128
ifktyzw
<|sols|><|sot|>It's *our* mistakes now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ysr472cooa91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Why did senior dev approve the PR? Prod going down is on them just as much.<|eor|><|sor|>LGTM <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
248
programmerhumor
fukalufaluckagus
ifkkeuh
<|sols|><|sot|>It's *our* mistakes now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ysr472cooa91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>git revert HEAD~1<|eor|><|sor|>You made me look up girt to see if jts a new fancy thing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
178
programmerhumor
K3yz3rS0z3
ifkyfvu
<|sols|><|sot|>It's *our* mistakes now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ysr472cooa91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I broke prod for an hour because of a database lock. Forgot to commit an update. The whole department after checking the faulty process "WHO HAS A MICROSOFT SQL SERVER SESSION OPENED?" Quickly disconnect and make mys...
169
programmerhumor
freerangetrousers
ifku3xd
<|sols|><|sot|>It's *our* mistakes now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ysr472cooa91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Why did senior dev approve the PR? Prod going down is on them just as much.<|eor|><|sor|>LGTM <|eor|><|sor|>50 files changed no comments 2 files changed 5 comments<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
127
programmerhumor
XAIVIAX12
ifkoqis
<|sols|><|sot|>It's *our* mistakes now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ysr472cooa91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is very wholesome, thank you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
123
programmerhumor
akshanshkmr
ifkkia8
<|sols|><|sot|>It's *our* mistakes now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ysr472cooa91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>git revert HEAD~1<|eor|><|sor|>You made me look up girt to see if jts a new fancy thing<|eor|><|sor|>git commit -m Fix: TYPO in the comment<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
113
programmerhumor
NibblyPig
ifkwag5
<|sols|><|sot|>It's *our* mistakes now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ysr472cooa91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>git revert HEAD~1<|eor|><|sor|>You made me look up girt to see if jts a new fancy thing<|eor|><|sor|>[fuck](https://raw.githubusercontent.com/nvbn/thefuck/master/example.gif)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
99
programmerhumor
alexander_the_dead
ifkzajp
<|sols|><|sot|>It's *our* mistakes now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ysr472cooa91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I broke prod for an hour because of a database lock. Forgot to commit an update. The whole department after checking the faulty process "WHO HAS A MICROSOFT SQL SERVER SESSION OPENED?" Quickly disconnect and make mys...
92
programmerhumor
MrDude_1
ifky4uf
<|sols|><|sot|>It's *our* mistakes now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ysr472cooa91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Old mainframer joining the chat. I remember a few so-called "seniors" who brought down prod too. Just sayin'<|eor|><|sor|>Can you really be a senior if you've never brought down prod before?<|eor|><|sor|>First thing I t...
80
programmerhumor
bnej
ifl05tm
<|sols|><|sot|>It's *our* mistakes now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ysr472cooa91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I broke prod for an hour because of a database lock. Forgot to commit an update. The whole department after checking the faulty process "WHO HAS A MICROSOFT SQL SERVER SESSION OPENED?" Quickly disconnect and make mys...
52
programmerhumor
fukalufaluckagus
ifkksmy
<|sols|><|sot|>It's *our* mistakes now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ysr472cooa91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>git revert HEAD~1<|eor|><|sor|>You made me look up girt to see if jts a new fancy thing<|eor|><|sor|>git commit -m Fix: TYPO in the comment<|eor|><|sor|>git push origin master --no-verify<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
52
programmerhumor
p4nik
ifkotkn
<|sols|><|sot|>It's *our* mistakes now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ysr472cooa91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>git revert HEAD~1<|eor|><|sor|>You made me look up girt to see if jts a new fancy thing<|eor|><|sor|>git commit -m Fix: TYPO in the comment<|eor|><|sor|>git push origin master --no-verify<|eor|><|sor|>.. --force<|eor|><...
52
programmerhumor
FrightenedTomato
ifku419
<|sols|><|sot|>It's *our* mistakes now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ysr472cooa91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Why did senior dev approve the PR? Prod going down is on them just as much.<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed. If a junior or intern even has the opportunity to take down your prod, then the problem isn't the junior or intern but the...
51
programmerhumor
atomicwrites
iflazhj
<|sols|><|sot|>It's *our* mistakes now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ysr472cooa91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Old mainframer joining the chat. I remember a few so-called "seniors" who brought down prod too. Just sayin'<|eor|><|sor|>Can you really be a senior if you've never brought down prod before?<|eor|><|sor|>First thing I t...
41
programmerhumor
WThieves
rxh9ar
<|sols|><|sot|>You should test your code for EVERY browser<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n0f8xxe763a81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
38,142
programmerhumor
gp57
hri4dav
<|sols|><|sot|>You should test your code for EVERY browser<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n0f8xxe763a81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm glad no one asked me yet to make a responsive website on the 3DS web browser, or even worse, a smartwatch.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,802
programmerhumor
ConDar15
hriottk
<|sols|><|sot|>You should test your code for EVERY browser<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n0f8xxe763a81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had a friend who worked in QA at a government contractor for IT services, as such they had to make sure the site ran on every browser with over x% of usage. At one point that included the PS4 brows...
2,417
programmerhumor
palomdude
hri6xj0
<|sols|><|sot|>You should test your code for EVERY browser<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n0f8xxe763a81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I demand my company give me a 3DS for testing purposes, and a PS5, and<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,074
programmerhumor
dert-man
hri3cxr
<|sols|><|sot|>You should test your code for EVERY browser<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n0f8xxe763a81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I dont understand the 790 upvotes when the solution doesnt work in the most important browser.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,864
programmerhumor
jonnydeates
hrj0r7s
<|sols|><|sot|>You should test your code for EVERY browser<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n0f8xxe763a81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm glad no one asked me yet to make a responsive website on the 3DS web browser, or even worse, a smartwatch.<|eor|><|sor|>They can ask me, I'll just say no<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,568
programmerhumor
Chuck-Marlow
hribt0w
<|sols|><|sot|>You should test your code for EVERY browser<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n0f8xxe763a81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm glad no one asked me yet to make a responsive website on the 3DS web browser, or even worse, a smartwatch.<|eor|><|sor|>Fortunately for you the Apple Watch doesnt have a browser yet<|eor|><|eols|...
869
programmerhumor
CreaZyp154
hrih6vl
<|sols|><|sot|>You should test your code for EVERY browser<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n0f8xxe763a81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't forgot the Wii Internet Channel<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
823
programmerhumor
literallyfabian
hriul0p
<|sols|><|sot|>You should test your code for EVERY browser<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n0f8xxe763a81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had a friend who worked in QA at a government contractor for IT services, as such they had to make sure the site ran on every browser with over x% of usage. At one point that included the PS4 brows...
736
programmerhumor
screamingxbacon
hrjlagz
<|sols|><|sot|>You should test your code for EVERY browser<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n0f8xxe763a81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm glad no one asked me yet to make a responsive website on the 3DS web browser, or even worse, a smartwatch.<|eor|><|sor|>They can ask me, I'll just say no<|eor|><|sor|>The right answer is that it ...
702
programmerhumor
Melting-Ice-Thunder
hriksau
<|sols|><|sot|>You should test your code for EVERY browser<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n0f8xxe763a81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm glad no one asked me yet to make a responsive website on the 3DS web browser, or even worse, a smartwatch.<|eor|><|sor|>Fortunately for you the Apple Watch doesnt have a browser yet<|eor|><|sor|>...
620
programmerhumor
SnooSnooper
hrijp43
<|sols|><|sot|>You should test your code for EVERY browser<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n0f8xxe763a81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I demand my company give me a 3DS for testing purposes, and a PS5, and<|eor|><|sor|>My company might do it lol<|eor|><|sor|>Remember to test the steam browser in valve index environment<|eor|><|eols|...
514
programmerhumor
0x73_6e_64_6e_75_64
hrikm9e
<|sols|><|sot|>You should test your code for EVERY browser<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n0f8xxe763a81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I dont understand the 790 upvotes when the solution doesnt work in the most important browser.<|eor|><|sor|>It's best we don't try and understand the Stackoverflow community.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex...
443
programmerhumor
SlowSecurity9673
hrj58eh
<|sols|><|sot|>You should test your code for EVERY browser<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n0f8xxe763a81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had a friend who worked in QA at a government contractor for IT services, as such they had to make sure the site ran on every browser with over x% of usage. At one point that included the PS4 brows...
369
programmerhumor
literallyfabian
hriu89z
<|sols|><|sot|>You should test your code for EVERY browser<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n0f8xxe763a81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm glad no one asked me yet to make a responsive website on the 3DS web browser, or even worse, a smartwatch.<|eor|><|sor|>Fortunately for you the Apple Watch doesnt have a browser yet<|eor|><|sor|>...
360
programmerhumor
killerrin
hrj3k1t
<|sols|><|sot|>You should test your code for EVERY browser<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n0f8xxe763a81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had a friend who worked in QA at a government contractor for IT services, as such they had to make sure the site ran on every browser with over x% of usage. At one point that included the PS4 brows...
342
programmerhumor
KingsleyZissou
hrjqcne
<|sols|><|sot|>You should test your code for EVERY browser<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n0f8xxe763a81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm glad no one asked me yet to make a responsive website on the 3DS web browser, or even worse, a smartwatch.<|eor|><|sor|>>a smartwatch "Can you make the fonts bigger, but without cutting them off...
298
programmerhumor
v4lt5u
hrjra7r
<|sols|><|sot|>You should test your code for EVERY browser<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n0f8xxe763a81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had a friend who worked in QA at a government contractor for IT services, as such they had to make sure the site ran on every browser with over x% of usage. At one point that included the PS4 brows...
274
programmerhumor
substansen
hrjokjg
<|sols|><|sot|>You should test your code for EVERY browser<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n0f8xxe763a81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm glad no one asked me yet to make a responsive website on the 3DS web browser, or even worse, a smartwatch.<|eor|><|sor|>They can ask me, I'll just say no<|eor|><|sor|>The right answer is that it ...
260
programmerhumor
OreoSnorty69
134h6w9
<|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
38,130
programmerhumor
Deep-Station-1746
jiewex8
<|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>- [x] works on any screen - [x] loads fast - [x] to-the-point and no annoying panels LGTM, merge it ASAP.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8,820
programmerhumor
mighty-fuchsia
jiesqyu
<|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Looks good to me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,742
programmerhumor
Is-This-Edible
jif6nij
<|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>- [x] works on any screen - [x] loads fast - [x] to-the-point and no annoying panels LGTM, merge it ASAP.<|eor|><|sor|>https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,728
programmerhumor
deleted_my_main_acc
jieu3l7
<|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Still more usable than 90% of web these days<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,064
programmerhumor
_nakakapagpabagabag_
jif75rm
<|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>- [x] works on any screen - [x] loads fast - [x] to-the-point and no annoying panels LGTM, merge it ASAP.<|eor|><|sor|>https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/<|eor|><|sor|>[http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com/](htt...
1,879
programmerhumor
Is-This-Edible
jif7ck3
<|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>- [x] works on any screen - [x] loads fast - [x] to-the-point and no annoying panels LGTM, merge it ASAP.<|eor|><|sor|>https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/<|eor|><|sor|>[http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com/](htt...
1,158
programmerhumor
No-Author365
jiexd1p
<|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Looks good to me.<|eor|><|sor|>I unironically wish more websites were like this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,068
programmerhumor
MrDatabaser
jieux09
<|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Frontend developer would make fancy web full of npm packages that eats 2GB ram in browser tab.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
803
programmerhumor
moredhel0
jietg6c
<|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>looks exactly like the stuff I make.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
742
programmerhumor
recaffeinated
jiey664
<|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Looks good to me.<|eor|><|sor|>Works on my machine. Performance is great. Browser compatability is superb.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
579
programmerhumor
nater255
jiftqnh
<|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>- [x] works on any screen - [x] loads fast - [x] to-the-point and no annoying panels LGTM, merge it ASAP.<|eor|><|sor|>https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/<|eor|><|sor|>[http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com/](htt...
576
programmerhumor
willing790
jietsxo
<|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Straight to the point, just like we want it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
575
programmerhumor
OperaSona
jif5wpz
<|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Still more usable than 90% of web these days<|eor|><|sor|>I mean yeah. The only "backend dev" thing that would be really bad is using ISO 8601 datetime format like "2023-05-01T10:09:35Z" (or Unix time stamp...). He ...
500
programmerhumor
Runixo
jif6tuk
<|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>- [x] works on any screen - [x] loads fast - [x] to-the-point and no annoying panels LGTM, merge it ASAP.<|eor|><|sor|>https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/<|eor|><|sor|>>Seriously, what the fuck else do you want? ...
484