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programmerhumor | mighty-fuchsia | jieyk19 | <|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Looks good to me.<|eor|><|sor|>I unironically wish more websites were like this.<|eor|><|sor|>I do too. Simplicity and usability should prevail over pretty and modern-looking. Not saying that they're always at odds with each other. But often there's too much thought on the latter and too little on the former.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 468 |
programmerhumor | ExcitingTabletop | jifa6ra | <|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Straight to the point, just like we want it<|eor|><|sor|>Unironically, saved a $40 million contract with a customer by making a web page not quite this stark but close. Client was walking because they got sent a massive pivot table laden excel file once a week that took 15 minutes to load. Spent 2 days writing them a web portal that queried all the DBs, gave them the reports they wanted, CRUD table, export options, archiving, etc.
Naturally was plain because I was in a rush. And thus ridiculously fast. Client absolutely loved it. I asked if they wanted me to jazz it up a bit.
Nope, they specifically wanted me not to do it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 410 |
programmerhumor | Semi-Hemi-Demigod | jif73sn | <|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Still more usable than 90% of web these days<|eor|><|sor|>I mean yeah.
The only "backend dev" thing that would be really bad is using ISO 8601 datetime format like "2023-05-01T10:09:35Z" (or Unix time stamp...). He took the time to format the date. That's good enough!<|eor|><|sor|>> formats a date
Am I a frontend dev now?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 324 |
programmerhumor | ZebZ | jifwlsy | <|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>- [x] works on any screen
- [x] loads fast
- [x] to-the-point and no annoying panels
LGTM, merge it ASAP.<|eor|><|sor|>https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/<|eor|><|sor|>[http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com/](http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com/)<|eor|><|sor|>I love how nobody ever posts this one first because it's required that they be posted in order.<|eor|><|sor|>And then we move on to
[Even better mother fucking website](https://evenbettermotherfucking.website/)<|eor|><|sor|>I love that none of them have WCAG level AAA accessibility<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like you're volunteering for fuckyouthisisclearlythebestwebsite.com.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 315 |
programmerhumor | NorthAmericanSlacker | jietrxa | <|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont see the joke here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 287 |
programmerhumor | BlazingThunder30 | jifw680 | <|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>- [x] works on any screen
- [x] loads fast
- [x] to-the-point and no annoying panels
LGTM, merge it ASAP.<|eor|><|sor|>https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/<|eor|><|sor|>[http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com/](http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com/)<|eor|><|sor|>I love how nobody ever posts this one first because it's required that they be posted in order.<|eor|><|sor|>And then we move on to
[Even better mother fucking website](https://evenbettermotherfucking.website/)<|eor|><|sor|>I love that none of them have WCAG level AAA accessibility<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | UnavailableUsername_ | j0afsr | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,127 |
programmerhumor | Xantium0 | g6pc4cf | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Use comments relating to stuff of no importance everywhere so it's even harder to read<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,460 |
programmerhumor | OneOverTwoEqualsZero | g6pirfu | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Comes back after the weekend*
What the hell does any of this code do?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,128 |
programmerhumor | Robyt3 | g6pgkpb | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Use comments relating to stuff of no importance everywhere so it's even harder to read<|eor|><|sor|>Use comments as your own personal journal<|eor|><|sor|>Use comments to deter people from reading your code.
>Through me is the way to the city of woe,
>
>Through me is the way to eternal pain,
>
>Through me is the way to a lost people.
>
>Justice moved my great Creator
>
>Divine Power made me,
>
>the Supreme Wisdom and the Primal Love.
>
>Before me, nothing else was created
>
>nothing, but the eternaland I last eternally.
>
>Abandon all hope, you who enter here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,033 |
programmerhumor | ollir | g6pqwez | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one here bothered by the fact that these are not legal variable names?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 974 |
programmerhumor | Doon_Cune | g6ptxv1 | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Comes back after the weekend*
What the hell does any of this code do?<|eor|><|sor|>Better read my comments!<|eor|><|sor|>Oh no it's all just lyrics to all star<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 516 |
programmerhumor | Niiiz | g6pto7t | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Comes back after the weekend*
What the hell does any of this code do?<|eor|><|sor|>Better read my comments!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 419 |
programmerhumor | ZedTT | g6pt3i4 | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one here bothered by the fact that these are not legal variable names?<|eor|><|sor|>Oh no it bothered me, too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 294 |
programmerhumor | HumanContinuity | g6pjvgn | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Use comments relating to stuff of no importance everywhere so it's even harder to read<|eor|><|sor|>Use comments as your own personal journal<|eor|><|sor|>Use comments to deter people from reading your code.
>Through me is the way to the city of woe,
>
>Through me is the way to eternal pain,
>
>Through me is the way to a lost people.
>
>Justice moved my great Creator
>
>Divine Power made me,
>
>the Supreme Wisdom and the Primal Love.
>
>Before me, nothing else was created
>
>nothing, but the eternaland I last eternally.
>
>Abandon all hope, you who enter here.<|eor|><|sor|>Meanwhile the code is 20 if else statements to pick the colour of your character<|eor|><|sor|>Increasingly complex rats' nests of if-else are how I asset control over my code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 281 |
programmerhumor | Motylde | g6pqpfh | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Variable can't start with a digit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 276 |
programmerhumor | AndrewAMD | g6pw7ih | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>But seriously, if you're irreplaceable, you're unpromotable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 259 |
programmerhumor | Xiyther | g6prdhz | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Keep a book of baby names at your desk to help choose variable names<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 229 |
programmerhumor | Etheo | g6pye3t | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Keep a book of baby names at your desk to help choose variable names<|eor|><|sor|>Invalid character in X__A-12<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 222 |
programmerhumor | EverythingGoodWas | g6puw8y | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one here bothered by the fact that these are not legal variable names?<|eor|><|sor|>I was honestly wondering what language lets you do that, but I only know Java, C, and Python.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
programmerhumor | IAm12AngryMen | g6q2otb | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why was she drawn with HUGE boobs?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | road_laya | g6ps71h | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Use comments relating to stuff of no importance everywhere so it's even harder to read<|eor|><|sor|>Use comments as your own personal journal<|eor|><|sor|>Use comments to deter people from reading your code.
>Through me is the way to the city of woe,
>
>Through me is the way to eternal pain,
>
>Through me is the way to a lost people.
>
>Justice moved my great Creator
>
>Divine Power made me,
>
>the Supreme Wisdom and the Primal Love.
>
>Before me, nothing else was created
>
>nothing, but the eternaland I last eternally.
>
>Abandon all hope, you who enter here.<|eor|><|sor|>Meanwhile the code is 20 if else statements to pick the colour of your character<|eor|><|sor|>Increasingly complex rats' nests of if-else are how I asset control over my code.<|eor|><|sor|>The entire game consists of if else for every single button press and button combination<|eor|><|sor|>From my current job, I've learned that "reducing complexity" means putting everything in a 5000-7000 lines long function, then use if-else to select the operation through a parameter.
Or better yet, use a single dictionary/object as the parameter. That way you only need to keep track of a single function and a single parameter in your head.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | LevelSevenLaserLotus | g6pw5ug | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Variable can't start with a digit.<|eor|><|sor|>In some languages, you can use a zero-width joiner as a valid variable name<|eor|><|sor|>Uhm. The what, now?<|eor|><|sor|>The Unicode character that lets you type like this. It's a legal character, but has zero visible width. It's meant for jamming apostrophes or whatever directly above certain characters (instead of just next to them), but it can clearly be abused in a few different ways.
Site I used to type that: http://eeemo.net/
Alternate: https://zalgo.org/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | Spectre_GD | g6pu68r | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Comes back after the weekend*
What the hell does any of this code do?<|eor|><|sor|>Better read my comments!<|eor|><|sor|>Oh no it's all just lyrics to all star<|eor|><|sor|>It all makes sense now!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | shah2018 | dq1sxm | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,107 |
programmerhumor | Hiragil33 | f602ica | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The time between steps 2 and 3 can be even shorter than you imagined<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,306 |
programmerhumor | regal-me | f606cb1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you have to block out your lunch on your calendar just so someone doesnt fill it with a meeting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,013 |
programmerhumor | Rudy69 | f609hhk | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The time between steps 2 and 3 can be even shorter than you imagined<|eor|><|sor|>I think I somehow skipped step 2. Or maybe it was just so small that the amount of time was immeasurable for a mere human like me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 769 |
programmerhumor | Tundur | f60bpyk | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you have to block out your lunch on your calendar just so someone doesnt fill it with a meeting<|eor|><|sor|>When your boss puts time in over lunch, then phones you after 15 minutes to say "really sorry but this is my only chance to grab lunch, can we postpone"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 419 |
programmerhumor | w1n5t0nM1k3y | f603kok | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>3 should be "I'm too important to be in these meetings".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 412 |
programmerhumor | Gabibaskes | f6070ok | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My ex-boss hired a guy to have a position over his so he could just write code and not go to stupid meetings. I'm an intern and I've been sent to meeting so he didn't have to go.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 398 |
programmerhumor | Relicc5 | f60ai8e | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The time between steps 2 and 3 can be even shorter than you imagined<|eor|><|sor|>I think I somehow skipped step 2. Or maybe it was just so small that the amount of time was immeasurable for a mere human like me<|eor|><|sor|>For me it was the length of one meeting. (So too long and likely should have been an email in the first place)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 385 |
programmerhumor | SkoivanSchiem | f60cqk0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you have to block out your lunch on your calendar just so someone doesnt fill it with a meeting<|eor|><|sor|>When your boss puts time in over lunch, then phones you after 15 minutes to say "really sorry but this is my only chance to grab lunch, can we postpone"<|eor|><|sor|>Even worse when it's your work from home day and you just came in for that meeting.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
programmerhumor | miketbrand0 | f6069x9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4. The new guy on your team gets invited to meetings and is equally zealous to how you were initially. He/she then regularly blindsides you by mentioning things that you didn't know about to your boss and everyone else at the meeting, making you look like an idiot.
5. Arrange for pre-meeting meetings with the new guy so that you can get your stories straight.
At this point not only have you become what you hate, but after a few recursions, there will be pre-meetings for pre-meetings for pre-meetings etc...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 222 |
programmerhumor | SendMeYourBoobPixz | f60ey2m | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My ex-boss hired a guy to have a position over his so he could just write code and not go to stupid meetings. I'm an intern and I've been sent to meeting so he didn't have to go.<|eor|><|sor|>This is my life.
"Hey could you attend this meeting for me?"
"Sure thing boss"
"Oh and these ones as well... But I also need you to train the new guy and get all your work done as well"
*looks around for a gun*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 202 |
programmerhumor | Took-the-Blue-Pill | f60d28m | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>3 should be "I'm too important to be in these meetings".<|eor|><|sor|>I can't make that meeting because I will be in a meeting.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 192 |
programmerhumor | CptPoo | f606ttq | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4. The new guy on your team gets invited to meetings and is equally zealous to how you were initially. He/she then regularly blindsides you by mentioning things that you didn't know about to your boss and everyone else at the meeting, making you look like an idiot.
5. Arrange for pre-meeting meetings with the new guy so that you can get your stories straight.
At this point not only have you become what you hate, but after a few recursions, there will be pre-meetings for pre-meetings for pre-meetings etc...<|eor|><|sor|>I worked for a company where everyone did post-meeting meetings. Everyone was too afraid to speak their mind in the actual meetings, so they'd call important people after the meeting to share what they actually thought.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | ProgramTheWorld | f60fo71 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you have to block out your lunch on your calendar just so someone doesnt fill it with a meeting<|eor|><|sor|>When your boss puts time in over lunch, then phones you after 15 minutes to say "really sorry but this is my only chance to grab lunch, can we postpone"<|eor|><|sor|>Even worse when it's your work from home day and you just came in for that meeting.<|eor|><|sor|>I thought Halloween was over<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | Famous_Profile | f60b2w0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4. Your calendar fills up with meetings so youre double or triple booked 8h a day<|eor|><|sor|>That's perfect actually. You can avoid meeting x by telling, "I'm sorry, but I have to attend meeting y". Likewise, you can avoid meeting y by telling, "I'm sorry, but I have to attend meeting x".<|eor|><|sor|>And then sit in the bathroom and get paid to poop.<|eor|><|sor|> Core dumped<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | SirFoomy | f60b93h | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am beyond stage 3: I put appointments in the calendar for fake meetings to avoid meetings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmerhumor | new_account_5009 | f60d70y | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you have to block out your lunch on your calendar just so someone doesnt fill it with a meeting<|eor|><|sor|>I've started blocking off the mornings just to prevent people scheduling an 8am meeting at 6am the next day.
People that don't give 24 hours warning for a meeting deserve a special place in hell.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | puppylust | f60djkd | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you have to block out your lunch on your calendar just so someone doesnt fill it with a meeting<|eor|><|sor|>I've started blocking off the mornings just to prevent people scheduling an 8am meeting at 6am the next day.
People that don't give 24 hours warning for a meeting deserve a special place in hell.<|eor|><|sor|>I've done similar. I usually work 10-7, and I block off 8:30-9:30 to prevent early meetings.
It appears totally legit in Outlook, titled "Daily Standup" with location "puppy's office". They think it's directing my team, but really it means stand up from my bed and go get some breakfast.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmerhumor | fatemaster13 | f60dsd1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The time between steps 2 and 3 can be even shorter than you imagined<|eor|><|sor|>I think I somehow skipped step 2. Or maybe it was just so small that the amount of time was immeasurable for a mere human like me<|eor|><|sor|>For me it was the length of one meeting. (So too long and likely should have been an email in the first place)<|eor|><|sor|>I was in step 2 before my PO started coming to the meetings. Now I am securely in step 3.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | SweetyByHeart | xxntsp | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,078 |
programmerhumor | GPareyouwithmoi | irdd3va | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>On a dialog that warned that things had gone terribly wrong, which we had to show to customers so they could plan accordingly, my friend/colleague had changed my code to have the dismiss button be labeled "ok, sounds good". It went uncaught to prod.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,244 |
programmerhumor | halfanothersdozen | ird6foo | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>This is great<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,926 |
programmerhumor | BoBoBearDev | ird5is2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>Use touch screen instead.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,390 |
programmerhumor | slgray16 | ird8w02 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>Use touch screen instead.<|eor|><|sor|>Or just press enter<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 673 |
programmerhumor | tehcnical | ird875y | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>Quick, push to production!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 500 |
programmerhumor | tehcnical | irdepih | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I would honestly like to see a fully functional site with nothing but adversarial design.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 439 |
programmerhumor | humpeldumpel | irdufix | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>On a dialog that warned that things had gone terribly wrong, which we had to show to customers so they could plan accordingly, my friend/colleague had changed my code to have the dismiss button be labeled "ok, sounds good". It went uncaught to prod.<|eor|><|sor|>This is hilarious :D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 422 |
programmerhumor | iturnintoatelescope0 | irdbz9f | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>This is great<|eor|><|sor|>So great
.whoop! Jk! .whoop! Jk!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 355 |
programmerhumor | SexyMuon | ird9inf | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>Use touch screen instead.<|eor|><|sor|>Or just press enter<|eor|><|sor|>teck isnt there yet<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 288 |
programmerhumor | tButylLithium | irdmogb | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I would honestly like to see a fully functional site with nothing but adversarial design.<|eor|><|sor|>Offset text boxes from click boxes, add intentional loading delays, randomly require links to be double clicked to function<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | Admiwart | ire21m8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>On a dialog that warned that things had gone terribly wrong, which we had to show to customers so they could plan accordingly, my friend/colleague had changed my code to have the dismiss button be labeled "ok, sounds good". It went uncaught to prod.<|eor|><|sor|>This is hilarious :D<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly, I really like this design. I would use it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 206 |
programmerhumor | SingleSimha | ird9v35 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>I love this sooooo much<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | Kjubert | irdjue5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>Use touch screen instead.<|eor|><|sor|>It could still say invalid password and not submit. So the dodging button would just be a funny gimmick. This should become the standard. The button text should indicate something is wrong with input, though. Otherwise it'd be confusing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
programmerhumor | Martenz05 | irdxhyh | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I would honestly like to see a fully functional site with nothing but adversarial design.<|eor|><|sor|>Offset text boxes from click boxes, add intentional loading delays, randomly require links to be double clicked to function<|eor|><|sor|>And "randomly" should mean that every link gets a random number generated during runtime that determines whether they need a double click. So it's not the same links every time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmerhumor | raylewinster | irdyp27 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>On a dialog that warned that things had gone terribly wrong, which we had to show to customers so they could plan accordingly, my friend/colleague had changed my code to have the dismiss button be labeled "ok, sounds good". It went uncaught to prod.<|eor|><|sor|>LGTM<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | funnystuff97 | irdu0du | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I would honestly like to see a fully functional site with nothing but adversarial design.<|eor|><|sor|>https://userinyerface.com/
You can speedrun it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | rhamej | ire6kjs | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>On a dialog that warned that things had gone terribly wrong, which we had to show to customers so they could plan accordingly, my friend/colleague had changed my code to have the dismiss button be labeled "ok, sounds good". It went uncaught to prod.<|eor|><|sor|>On mocks I would do for the PO, I would fake ajax calls since they were just static. One time I added an MC Hammer gif that would dance across the screen on a fake successful call back. I forgot to take it out and it was shown to the higher ups during a requirements meeting. Luckily the clients found it funny. But it could have gone very wrong.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | LinuxMatthews | irdxl8z | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>This is great<|eor|><|sor|>So great
.whoop! Jk! .whoop! Jk!<|eor|><|sor|>You mean
>.whoop! JS! .whoop! JS!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | savioor | 80ca38 | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,021 |
programmerhumor | tyco_brahe | duuio04 | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>var actualPriceNew = "The actual price, really this time";<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,585 |
programmerhumor | SpEZiiL | duuhtnm | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>*variable3*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,416 |
programmerhumor | Xendarq | duuiuli | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>var actualPriceNew = "The actual price, really this time";<|eor|><|sor|>var actual_price_new_adjusted = actualPriceNew * ADJUSTMENTFACTOR1;
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,306 |
programmerhumor | KaamDeveloper | duujvj5 | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Comments are for pussies and people who like to be replaceable. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,222 |
programmerhumor | WhyattThrash | duulpz1 | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Naming _is_ a real programming. Its one of the most challenging and important parts of programming.<|eor|><|sor|>This guy writes maintainable code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,091 |
programmerhumor | MrRocketScript | duuigwc | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>*variable3*<|eor|><|sor|>*var Var*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 940 |
programmerhumor | Mithre | duun2k4 | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>You joke, but I have an actual meeting in an hour to decide if we want to rename some variables.
Edit: Rather than rename those variables to replace older ones, we decided to use them to modify the older ones instead.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 644 |
programmerhumor | PM_ME_YOUR_MASS | duumlyo | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>All my variables are variations of ayylmao.<|eor|><|sor|>ayylmao
ayyLmao
AyyLmao
ayyLMAO
AyyLMAO
AYYlmao
ayy_lmao
AYYLMAO
AYY_LMAO
ayy1mao
aYyLmAo <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 526 |
programmerhumor | MonstraG | duum306 | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Naming _is_ a real programming. Its one of the most challenging and important parts of programming.<|eor|><|sor|>This guy writes maintainable code<|eor|><|sor|>This guy maintains. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 457 |
programmerhumor | schwerpunk | duulh48 | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>var actualPriceNew = "The actual price, really this time";<|eor|><|sor|>var actual_price_new_adjusted = actualPriceNew * ADJUSTMENTFACTOR1;
<|eor|><|sor|>Realistic. Defo have seen this type of thing in production<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 455 |
programmerhumor | zeronine | duulfqb | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>There are only two truly hard problems in computer science: naming things, cache consistency, and off by one errors. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 416 |
programmerhumor | SiNiquity | duuryx2 | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Debates for 30 minutes about whether to write i < n or i <= n - 1*<|eor|><|sor|>Up vote this post for i < n, down vote for i <= n - 1
Check back in an hour for the answer
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 340 |
programmerhumor | GregTheMad | duup9wp | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Comments are for pussies and people who like to be replaceable. <|eor|><|sor|>I like where you're going....<|eor|><|sor|>nowhere?<|eor|><|sor|>No, this anti-pattern is called "Dungeon Master".
One Senior Developer who knows the undocumented code in and out, and a bunch of Junior Developers with a lust for adventure.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 337 |
programmerhumor | KaamDeveloper | duujuo9 | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just don't get started on CamelCase or not_camel_case, or curly braces on separate lines or on the same line.<|eor|><|sor|>>CamelCase
camelCase<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 324 |
programmerhumor | TheBrownMamba8 | v3dzve | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,009 |
programmerhumor | gumbo1337 | iaxnsud | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,760 |
programmerhumor | Suspicious-Engineer7 | iayafqg | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this is why I like my android class prof
he said "even if you copy code from the internet in your final assignment I don't really care
just know what the code does and how it works and I am fine with it"<|eor|><|sor|>Debugging copy pasted code is like accidental homework that you actually learn from<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,313 |
programmerhumor | I_Like_emo_grills | iay3613 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this is why I like my android class prof
he said "even if you copy code from the internet in your final assignment I don't really care
just know what the code does and how it works and I am fine with it"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,086 |
programmerhumor | GargantuanCake | iay2090 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It isn't stealing if we have a culture of extreme sharing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 897 |
programmerhumor | OneTrueKingOfOOO | iaybxua | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery<|eor|><|sor|>Imitation is the only way my shit will compile<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 738 |
programmerhumor | cykablyat1111 | iaxp6kt | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery<|eor|><|sor|>As long as it's open source<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 370 |
programmerhumor | WrongSirWrong | iaxwats | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: *OUR code*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 363 |
programmerhumor | LeftIsBest-Tsuga | iaxs5g5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>not to take this too seriously, but in my view, a lot of "plagiarism" in coding is more akin to civic engineers using engineering prefabs and established methods to build a totally new and unique facility than it is like civic engineers taking photos of each others blueprints.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 320 |
programmerhumor | DramaticProtogen | iayigns | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this is why I like my android class prof
he said "even if you copy code from the internet in your final assignment I don't really care
just know what the code does and how it works and I am fine with it"<|eor|><|sor|>Debugging copy pasted code is like accidental homework that you actually learn from<|eor|><|sor|>True, it makes it a little easier to copy and paste more code the next time lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 289 |
programmerhumor | n30vlol | iaym7m9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery<|eor|><|sor|>As long as it's open source<|eor|><|sor|>Im pretty sure most close source projects could be easily copied because they just copy from open source projects<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 259 |
programmerhumor | Onlymafia1 | ib0bc03 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It isn't stealing if we have a culture of extreme sharing.<|eor|><|sor|>Man, I stole your wife.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | vitrayalgo | ib0btve | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It isn't stealing if we have a culture of extreme sharing.<|eor|><|sor|>Man, I stole your wife.<|eor|><|sor|>She's not my wife.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | captainjon | iay3pxv | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery<|eor|><|sor|>I used to get pissed off at my room mate for copying my C++ assignments. He claimed he learns by imitation. Guess he was ahead of his time!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | walking_sideways | iay82py | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: *OUR code*<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | Salanmander | iayktht | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this is why I like my android class prof
he said "even if you copy code from the internet in your final assignment I don't really care
just know what the code does and how it works and I am fine with it"<|eor|><|sor|>As a person who has taught CS...the problem with this is that knowing whether students understand the code they copy is *incredibly* difficult.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmerhumor | mark_fawkes | iaxpewe | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's called a fork ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | Euxin | iaxtlk3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I like to call it "reused your code"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | stepbroImstuck_in_SU | iayqzrp | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery<|eor|><|sor|>As long as it's open source<|eor|><|sor|>Im pretty sure most close source projects could be easily copied because they just copy from open source projects<|eor|><|sor|>There might be some important parts that are unique and detectable. However there is a workaround:
parse the closed source code to bits. Then release those bits under open source in a way they cant be traced. Then copy them instead!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | kamau1997 | ib0di5w | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It isn't stealing if we have a culture of extreme sharing.<|eor|><|sor|>Man, I stole your wife.<|eor|><|sor|>She's not my wife.<|eor|><|sor|>Our wife<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | TheJenkinsComic | 125oq5k | <|sols|><|sot|>Poor seank<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/st1w1vo3ooqa1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,928 |
programmerhumor | TurtleSandwich0 | je5oul0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Poor seank<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/st1w1vo3ooqa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have been seank. I hope he is able to laugh about it.
At least he got a coffee out of it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,619 |
programmerhumor | Heroic_Onion | je5apd5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Poor seank<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/st1w1vo3ooqa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I was getting so annoyed seeing the notification screenshot posted a thousand times, but this made me laugh more than it should have.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,937 |
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