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programmerhumor | mighty-fuchsia | jieyk19 | <|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Looks good to me.<|eor|><|sor|>I unironically wish more websites were like this.<|eor|><|sor|>I do too. Simplicity and usability should prevail over pretty and modern-looking. Not saying that they're always at odds wi... | 468 |
programmerhumor | ExcitingTabletop | jifa6ra | <|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Straight to the point, just like we want it<|eor|><|sor|>Unironically, saved a $40 million contract with a customer by making a web page not quite this stark but close. Client was walking because they got sent a massi... | 410 |
programmerhumor | Semi-Hemi-Demigod | jif73sn | <|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Still more usable than 90% of web these days<|eor|><|sor|>I mean yeah.
The only "backend dev" thing that would be really bad is using ISO 8601 datetime format like "2023-05-01T10:09:35Z" (or Unix time stamp...). He ... | 324 |
programmerhumor | ZebZ | jifwlsy | <|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>- [x] works on any screen
- [x] loads fast
- [x] to-the-point and no annoying panels
LGTM, merge it ASAP.<|eor|><|sor|>https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/<|eor|><|sor|>[http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com/](htt... | 315 |
programmerhumor | NorthAmericanSlacker | jietrxa | <|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont see the joke here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 287 |
programmerhumor | BlazingThunder30 | jifw680 | <|sols|><|sot|>Looks great on my machine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0v40dj688xa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>- [x] works on any screen
- [x] loads fast
- [x] to-the-point and no annoying panels
LGTM, merge it ASAP.<|eor|><|sor|>https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/<|eor|><|sor|>[http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com/](htt... | 272 |
programmerhumor | UnavailableUsername_ | j0afsr | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,127 |
programmerhumor | Xantium0 | g6pc4cf | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Use comments relating to stuff of no importance everywhere so it's even harder to read<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,460 |
programmerhumor | OneOverTwoEqualsZero | g6pirfu | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Comes back after the weekend*
What the hell does any of this code do?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,128 |
programmerhumor | Robyt3 | g6pgkpb | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Use comments relating to stuff of no importance everywhere so it's even harder to read<|eor|><|sor|>Use comments as your own personal journal<|eor|><|sor|>Use comments to deter people from reading your... | 1,033 |
programmerhumor | ollir | g6pqwez | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one here bothered by the fact that these are not legal variable names?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 974 |
programmerhumor | Doon_Cune | g6ptxv1 | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Comes back after the weekend*
What the hell does any of this code do?<|eor|><|sor|>Better read my comments!<|eor|><|sor|>Oh no it's all just lyrics to all star<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 516 |
programmerhumor | Niiiz | g6pto7t | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Comes back after the weekend*
What the hell does any of this code do?<|eor|><|sor|>Better read my comments!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 419 |
programmerhumor | ZedTT | g6pt3i4 | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one here bothered by the fact that these are not legal variable names?<|eor|><|sor|>Oh no it bothered me, too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 294 |
programmerhumor | HumanContinuity | g6pjvgn | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Use comments relating to stuff of no importance everywhere so it's even harder to read<|eor|><|sor|>Use comments as your own personal journal<|eor|><|sor|>Use comments to deter people from reading your... | 281 |
programmerhumor | Motylde | g6pqpfh | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Variable can't start with a digit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 276 |
programmerhumor | AndrewAMD | g6pw7ih | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>But seriously, if you're irreplaceable, you're unpromotable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 259 |
programmerhumor | Xiyther | g6prdhz | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Keep a book of baby names at your desk to help choose variable names<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 229 |
programmerhumor | Etheo | g6pye3t | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Keep a book of baby names at your desk to help choose variable names<|eor|><|sor|>Invalid character in X__A-12<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 222 |
programmerhumor | EverythingGoodWas | g6puw8y | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one here bothered by the fact that these are not legal variable names?<|eor|><|sor|>I was honestly wondering what language lets you do that, but I only know Java, C, and Python.<|eor|><|e... | 159 |
programmerhumor | IAm12AngryMen | g6q2otb | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why was she drawn with HUGE boobs?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | road_laya | g6ps71h | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Use comments relating to stuff of no importance everywhere so it's even harder to read<|eor|><|sor|>Use comments as your own personal journal<|eor|><|sor|>Use comments to deter people from reading your... | 138 |
programmerhumor | LevelSevenLaserLotus | g6pw5ug | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>Variable can't start with a digit.<|eor|><|sor|>In some languages, you can use a zero-width joiner as a valid variable name<|eor|><|sor|>Uhm. The what, now?<|eor|><|sor|>The Unicode character that lets... | 135 |
programmerhumor | Spectre_GD | g6pu68r | <|sols|><|sot|>var 6772616e647061 = "", 776973646f6d0a = "";<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/4NfB9AI.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Comes back after the weekend*
What the hell does any of this code do?<|eor|><|sor|>Better read my comments!<|eor|><|sor|>Oh no it's all just lyrics to all star<|eor|><|sor|>It all makes sense now!<|... | 132 |
programmerhumor | shah2018 | dq1sxm | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,107 |
programmerhumor | Hiragil33 | f602ica | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The time between steps 2 and 3 can be even shorter than you imagined<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,306 |
programmerhumor | regal-me | f606cb1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you have to block out your lunch on your calendar just so someone doesnt fill it with a meeting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,013 |
programmerhumor | Rudy69 | f609hhk | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The time between steps 2 and 3 can be even shorter than you imagined<|eor|><|sor|>I think I somehow skipped step 2. Or maybe it was just so small that the amount of time was immeasurable for a mere human like me<|eor|><|eols... | 769 |
programmerhumor | Tundur | f60bpyk | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you have to block out your lunch on your calendar just so someone doesnt fill it with a meeting<|eor|><|sor|>When your boss puts time in over lunch, then phones you after 15 minutes to say "really sorry but this is my o... | 419 |
programmerhumor | w1n5t0nM1k3y | f603kok | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>3 should be "I'm too important to be in these meetings".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 412 |
programmerhumor | Gabibaskes | f6070ok | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My ex-boss hired a guy to have a position over his so he could just write code and not go to stupid meetings. I'm an intern and I've been sent to meeting so he didn't have to go.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 398 |
programmerhumor | Relicc5 | f60ai8e | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The time between steps 2 and 3 can be even shorter than you imagined<|eor|><|sor|>I think I somehow skipped step 2. Or maybe it was just so small that the amount of time was immeasurable for a mere human like me<|eor|><|sor|... | 385 |
programmerhumor | SkoivanSchiem | f60cqk0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you have to block out your lunch on your calendar just so someone doesnt fill it with a meeting<|eor|><|sor|>When your boss puts time in over lunch, then phones you after 15 minutes to say "really sorry but this is my o... | 265 |
programmerhumor | miketbrand0 | f6069x9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4. The new guy on your team gets invited to meetings and is equally zealous to how you were initially. He/she then regularly blindsides you by mentioning things that you didn't know about to your boss and everyone else at th... | 222 |
programmerhumor | SendMeYourBoobPixz | f60ey2m | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My ex-boss hired a guy to have a position over his so he could just write code and not go to stupid meetings. I'm an intern and I've been sent to meeting so he didn't have to go.<|eor|><|sor|>This is my life.
"Hey could yo... | 202 |
programmerhumor | Took-the-Blue-Pill | f60d28m | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>3 should be "I'm too important to be in these meetings".<|eor|><|sor|>I can't make that meeting because I will be in a meeting.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 192 |
programmerhumor | CptPoo | f606ttq | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4. The new guy on your team gets invited to meetings and is equally zealous to how you were initially. He/she then regularly blindsides you by mentioning things that you didn't know about to your boss and everyone else at th... | 138 |
programmerhumor | ProgramTheWorld | f60fo71 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you have to block out your lunch on your calendar just so someone doesnt fill it with a meeting<|eor|><|sor|>When your boss puts time in over lunch, then phones you after 15 minutes to say "really sorry but this is my o... | 120 |
programmerhumor | Famous_Profile | f60b2w0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4. Your calendar fills up with meetings so youre double or triple booked 8h a day<|eor|><|sor|>That's perfect actually. You can avoid meeting x by telling, "I'm sorry, but I have to attend meeting y". Likewise, you can avoid... | 115 |
programmerhumor | SirFoomy | f60b93h | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am beyond stage 3: I put appointments in the calendar for fake meetings to avoid meetings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmerhumor | new_account_5009 | f60d70y | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you have to block out your lunch on your calendar just so someone doesnt fill it with a meeting<|eor|><|sor|>I've started blocking off the mornings just to prevent people scheduling an 8am meeting at 6am the next day.
... | 99 |
programmerhumor | puppylust | f60djkd | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you have to block out your lunch on your calendar just so someone doesnt fill it with a meeting<|eor|><|sor|>I've started blocking off the mornings just to prevent people scheduling an 8am meeting at 6am the next day.
... | 98 |
programmerhumor | fatemaster13 | f60dsd1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meetings everyone!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/23plzwhjl1w31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The time between steps 2 and 3 can be even shorter than you imagined<|eor|><|sor|>I think I somehow skipped step 2. Or maybe it was just so small that the amount of time was immeasurable for a mere human like me<|eor|><|sor|... | 96 |
programmerhumor | SweetyByHeart | xxntsp | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,078 |
programmerhumor | GPareyouwithmoi | irdd3va | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>On a dialog that warned that things had gone terribly wrong, which we had to show to customers so they could plan accordingly, my friend/colleague had changed my code to have the dismiss button be labeled "ok, so... | 2,244 |
programmerhumor | halfanothersdozen | ird6foo | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>This is great<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,926 |
programmerhumor | BoBoBearDev | ird5is2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>Use touch screen instead.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,390 |
programmerhumor | slgray16 | ird8w02 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>Use touch screen instead.<|eor|><|sor|>Or just press enter<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 673 |
programmerhumor | tehcnical | ird875y | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>Quick, push to production!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 500 |
programmerhumor | tehcnical | irdepih | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I would honestly like to see a fully functional site with nothing but adversarial design.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 439 |
programmerhumor | humpeldumpel | irdufix | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>On a dialog that warned that things had gone terribly wrong, which we had to show to customers so they could plan accordingly, my friend/colleague had changed my code to have the dismiss button be labeled "ok, so... | 422 |
programmerhumor | iturnintoatelescope0 | irdbz9f | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>This is great<|eor|><|sor|>So great
.whoop! Jk! .whoop! Jk!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 355 |
programmerhumor | SexyMuon | ird9inf | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>Use touch screen instead.<|eor|><|sor|>Or just press enter<|eor|><|sor|>teck isnt there yet<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 288 |
programmerhumor | tButylLithium | irdmogb | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I would honestly like to see a fully functional site with nothing but adversarial design.<|eor|><|sor|>Offset text boxes from click boxes, add intentional loading delays, randomly require l... | 207 |
programmerhumor | Admiwart | ire21m8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>On a dialog that warned that things had gone terribly wrong, which we had to show to customers so they could plan accordingly, my friend/colleague had changed my code to have the dismiss button be labeled "ok, so... | 206 |
programmerhumor | SingleSimha | ird9v35 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>I love this sooooo much<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | Kjubert | irdjue5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>Use touch screen instead.<|eor|><|sor|>It could still say invalid password and not submit. So the dodging button would just be a funny gimmick. This should become the standard. The button text should indicate som... | 175 |
programmerhumor | Martenz05 | irdxhyh | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I would honestly like to see a fully functional site with nothing but adversarial design.<|eor|><|sor|>Offset text boxes from click boxes, add intentional loading delays, randomly require l... | 136 |
programmerhumor | raylewinster | irdyp27 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>On a dialog that warned that things had gone terribly wrong, which we had to show to customers so they could plan accordingly, my friend/colleague had changed my code to have the dismiss button be labeled "ok, so... | 135 |
programmerhumor | funnystuff97 | irdu0du | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I would honestly like to see a fully functional site with nothing but adversarial design.<|eor|><|sor|>https://userinyerface.com/
You can speedrun it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | rhamej | ire6kjs | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>On a dialog that warned that things had gone terribly wrong, which we had to show to customers so they could plan accordingly, my friend/colleague had changed my code to have the dismiss button be labeled "ok, so... | 130 |
programmerhumor | LinuxMatthews | irdxl8z | <|sols|><|sot|>Developer of the year<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/adorablewavyilsamochadegu<|eol|><|sor|>This is great<|eor|><|sor|>So great
.whoop! Jk! .whoop! Jk!<|eor|><|sor|>You mean
>.whoop! JS! .whoop! JS!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | savioor | 80ca38 | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,021 |
programmerhumor | tyco_brahe | duuio04 | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>var actualPriceNew = "The actual price, really this time";<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,585 |
programmerhumor | SpEZiiL | duuhtnm | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>*variable3*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,416 |
programmerhumor | Xendarq | duuiuli | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>var actualPriceNew = "The actual price, really this time";<|eor|><|sor|>var actual_price_new_adjusted = actualPriceNew * ADJUSTMENTFACTOR1;
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,306 |
programmerhumor | KaamDeveloper | duujvj5 | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Comments are for pussies and people who like to be replaceable. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,222 |
programmerhumor | WhyattThrash | duulpz1 | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Naming _is_ a real programming. Its one of the most challenging and important parts of programming.<|eor|><|sor|>This guy writes maintainable code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,091 |
programmerhumor | MrRocketScript | duuigwc | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>*variable3*<|eor|><|sor|>*var Var*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 940 |
programmerhumor | Mithre | duun2k4 | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>You joke, but I have an actual meeting in an hour to decide if we want to rename some variables.
Edit: Rather than rename those variables to replace older ones, we decided to use them to modify the older ones instead.<|eor|>... | 644 |
programmerhumor | PM_ME_YOUR_MASS | duumlyo | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>All my variables are variations of ayylmao.<|eor|><|sor|>ayylmao
ayyLmao
AyyLmao
ayyLMAO
AyyLMAO
AYYlmao
ayy_lmao
AYYLMAO
AYY_LMAO
ayy1mao
aYyLmAo <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 526 |
programmerhumor | MonstraG | duum306 | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Naming _is_ a real programming. Its one of the most challenging and important parts of programming.<|eor|><|sor|>This guy writes maintainable code<|eor|><|sor|>This guy maintains. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 457 |
programmerhumor | schwerpunk | duulh48 | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>var actualPriceNew = "The actual price, really this time";<|eor|><|sor|>var actual_price_new_adjusted = actualPriceNew * ADJUSTMENTFACTOR1;
<|eor|><|sor|>Realistic. Defo have seen this type of thing in production<|eor|><|eo... | 455 |
programmerhumor | zeronine | duulfqb | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>There are only two truly hard problems in computer science: naming things, cache consistency, and off by one errors. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 416 |
programmerhumor | SiNiquity | duuryx2 | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Debates for 30 minutes about whether to write i < n or i <= n - 1*<|eor|><|sor|>Up vote this post for i < n, down vote for i <= n - 1
Check back in an hour for the answer
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 340 |
programmerhumor | GregTheMad | duup9wp | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Comments are for pussies and people who like to be replaceable. <|eor|><|sor|>I like where you're going....<|eor|><|sor|>nowhere?<|eor|><|sor|>No, this anti-pattern is called "Dungeon Master".
One Senior... | 337 |
programmerhumor | KaamDeveloper | duujuo9 | <|sols|><|sot|>programming irl<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/66ap5fx1iji01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just don't get started on CamelCase or not_camel_case, or curly braces on separate lines or on the same line.<|eor|><|sor|>>CamelCase
camelCase<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 324 |
programmerhumor | TheBrownMamba8 | v3dzve | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38,009 |
programmerhumor | gumbo1337 | iaxnsud | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,760 |
programmerhumor | Suspicious-Engineer7 | iayafqg | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this is why I like my android class prof
he said "even if you copy code from the internet in your final assignment I don't really care
just know what the code does and how it works and I am fine with it"<|eor|><|sor|>Debugging... | 1,313 |
programmerhumor | I_Like_emo_grills | iay3613 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this is why I like my android class prof
he said "even if you copy code from the internet in your final assignment I don't really care
just know what the code does and how it works and I am fine with it"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoft... | 1,086 |
programmerhumor | GargantuanCake | iay2090 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It isn't stealing if we have a culture of extreme sharing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 897 |
programmerhumor | OneTrueKingOfOOO | iaybxua | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery<|eor|><|sor|>Imitation is the only way my shit will compile<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 738 |
programmerhumor | cykablyat1111 | iaxp6kt | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery<|eor|><|sor|>As long as it's open source<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 370 |
programmerhumor | WrongSirWrong | iaxwats | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: *OUR code*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 363 |
programmerhumor | LeftIsBest-Tsuga | iaxs5g5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>not to take this too seriously, but in my view, a lot of "plagiarism" in coding is more akin to civic engineers using engineering prefabs and established methods to build a totally new and unique facility than it is like civic e... | 320 |
programmerhumor | DramaticProtogen | iayigns | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this is why I like my android class prof
he said "even if you copy code from the internet in your final assignment I don't really care
just know what the code does and how it works and I am fine with it"<|eor|><|sor|>Debugging... | 289 |
programmerhumor | n30vlol | iaym7m9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery<|eor|><|sor|>As long as it's open source<|eor|><|sor|>Im pretty sure most close source projects could be easily copied because they just copy from open source projects<|eor|><|eols|><|... | 259 |
programmerhumor | Onlymafia1 | ib0bc03 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It isn't stealing if we have a culture of extreme sharing.<|eor|><|sor|>Man, I stole your wife.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | vitrayalgo | ib0btve | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It isn't stealing if we have a culture of extreme sharing.<|eor|><|sor|>Man, I stole your wife.<|eor|><|sor|>She's not my wife.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | captainjon | iay3pxv | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery<|eor|><|sor|>I used to get pissed off at my room mate for copying my C++ assignments. He claimed he learns by imitation. Guess he was ahead of his time!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | walking_sideways | iay82py | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: *OUR code*<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | Salanmander | iayktht | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this is why I like my android class prof
he said "even if you copy code from the internet in your final assignment I don't really care
just know what the code does and how it works and I am fine with it"<|eor|><|sor|>As a pers... | 160 |
programmerhumor | mark_fawkes | iaxpewe | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's called a fork ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | Euxin | iaxtlk3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I like to call it "reused your code"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | stepbroImstuck_in_SU | iayqzrp | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery<|eor|><|sor|>As long as it's open source<|eor|><|sor|>Im pretty sure most close source projects could be easily copied because they just copy from open source projects<|eor|><|sor|>The... | 140 |
programmerhumor | kamau1997 | ib0di5w | <|sols|><|sot|>Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkj6a0p8s8391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It isn't stealing if we have a culture of extreme sharing.<|eor|><|sor|>Man, I stole your wife.<|eor|><|sor|>She's not my wife.<|eor|><|sor|>Our wife<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | TheJenkinsComic | 125oq5k | <|sols|><|sot|>Poor seank<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/st1w1vo3ooqa1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,928 |
programmerhumor | TurtleSandwich0 | je5oul0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Poor seank<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/st1w1vo3ooqa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have been seank. I hope he is able to laugh about it.
At least he got a coffee out of it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,619 |
programmerhumor | Heroic_Onion | je5apd5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Poor seank<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/st1w1vo3ooqa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I was getting so annoyed seeing the notification screenshot posted a thousand times, but this made me laugh more than it should have.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,937 |
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