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programmerhumor | Daedalus_Mind | je5rgl4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Poor seank<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/st1w1vo3ooqa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Context: https://redd.it/124tawf<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,725 |
programmerhumor | Czuponga | je63ti1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Poor seank<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/st1w1vo3ooqa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have been seank. I hope he is able to laugh about it.
At least he got a coffee out of it.<|eor|><|sor|>I once screwed up and redirected all of the push messages to my account. At least no one saw it, but the amount of notifications I got was horrendous<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,610 |
programmerhumor | BlazingBlastEZ | je53qyd | <|sols|><|sot|>Poor seank<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/st1w1vo3ooqa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I don't get it, sorry<|eor|><|sor|>Recently all IOS users of the Starbucks app have gotten a notification "Hello test1 from seank" which has been posted nearly a hundred times on this subreddit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 732 |
programmerhumor | jexmex | je678xt | <|sols|><|sot|>Poor seank<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/st1w1vo3ooqa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have been seank. I hope he is able to laugh about it.
At least he got a coffee out of it.<|eor|><|sor|>I once screwed up and redirected all of the push messages to my account. At least no one saw it, but the amount of notifications I got was horrendous<|eor|><|sor|>Man that had to be bad. One time early on in my learning I accidentally created a endless loop for email pushes. Needless to say, my email filled up so fast the host had to stop the email server and clear out the backlog. They were not happy. Thankfully it was just dev.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 699 |
programmerhumor | eppinizer | je6jsv0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Poor seank<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/st1w1vo3ooqa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Context: https://redd.it/124tawf<|eor|><|sor|>Thank you. I have been sitting here rereading the comic for five times trying to figure out what I was missing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 621 |
programmerhumor | dkpatkar | je5su2e | <|sols|><|sot|>Poor seank<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/st1w1vo3ooqa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I appreciate the fact that somebody created this art just for fun.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 562 |
programmerhumor | Salanmander | je6mm60 | <|sols|><|sot|>Poor seank<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/st1w1vo3ooqa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have been seank. I hope he is able to laugh about it.
At least he got a coffee out of it.<|eor|><|sor|>I once screwed up and redirected all of the push messages to my account. At least no one saw it, but the amount of notifications I got was horrendous<|eor|><|sor|>Man that had to be bad. One time early on in my learning I accidentally created a endless loop for email pushes. Needless to say, my email filled up so fast the host had to stop the email server and clear out the backlog. They were not happy. Thankfully it was just dev.<|eor|><|sor|>At the college I went to there were mailing lists that you subscribed to by sending a correctly formatted email to a specific email address. So you would send
subscribe fishies-l
to subscribe to the mailing list "fishies-l".
You could also send a command to subscribe a different email address than the one you were sending to. So you could send
subscribe myOtherEmail@myServer.net fishies-l
to sign up your other email.
Occasionally someone would accidentally subscribe one mailing list to another, by trying to subscribe to two at once with
subscribe fishies-l cathodeTechnology-l
and then all the email that got sent to cathodeTechnology-l would be forwarded to fishies-l. This would quickly get caught and fixed, as all the fishies enjoyers were like "what are all these cathodes doing?".
There were also protections in place to make sure a mailing list couldn't be subscribed to itself. But there were *no* protections against circular subscriptions. One time two of the above mistakes happened in relatively quick succession, in opposite directions. As soon as the next email got sent, it started bouncing back and forth between the two mailing lists, and the server just gave up. And *that* one took out the school email for the entire college.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 522 |
programmerhumor | SexyMuon | je621jt | <|sols|><|sot|>Poor seank<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/st1w1vo3ooqa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I was getting so annoyed seeing the notification screenshot posted a thousand times, but this made me laugh more than it should have.<|eor|><|sor|>Sean K doing gods work out there<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 337 |
programmerhumor | gordonv | je62v04 | <|sols|><|sot|>Poor seank<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/st1w1vo3ooqa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>seank should be a C level executive.
He/She/It is more well known than any other person at Starbucks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 251 |
programmerhumor | ZentriX21 | je52dlu | <|sols|><|sot|>Poor seank<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/st1w1vo3ooqa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I don't get it, sorry<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | pekkhum | je62gfr | <|sols|><|sot|>Poor seank<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/st1w1vo3ooqa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had to do something like this once, but it was "we are supposed to be using fake data in test, who keeps sending [ridiculously famous person's] real social security number to the printer from dev?"
It took a bit, but I found them and murdered their data set.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | NoNameRequiredxD | je5ym7r | <|sols|><|sot|>Poor seank<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/st1w1vo3ooqa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I don't get it, sorry<|eor|><|sor|>Recently all IOS users of the Starbucks app have gotten a notification "Hello test1 from seank" which has been posted nearly a hundred times on this subreddit<|eor|><|sor|>I saw another one earlier with the same message from a different app. Same seank<|eor|><|sor|>Some apps are paying their respects to seank since they're probably in some trouble<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | nerdmania | je6jtvm | <|sols|><|sot|>Poor seank<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/st1w1vo3ooqa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have been seank. I hope he is able to laugh about it.
At least he got a coffee out of it.<|eor|><|sor|>I interpreted it as it was Sean K that did it on purpose to get a free coffee.
EDIT: I did not know the context when I posted this. It is: https://redd.it/124tawf<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 191 |
programmerhumor | Regorek | je6zuwl | <|sols|><|sot|>Poor seank<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/st1w1vo3ooqa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Context: https://redd.it/124tawf<|eor|><|sor|>Thank you. I have been sitting here rereading the comic for five times trying to figure out what I was missing<|eor|><|sor|>I was out here wondering what "Seank" was slang for, and why I hadn't heard of it before now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | Phyllis_Tine | je6rqm3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Poor seank<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/st1w1vo3ooqa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have been seank. I hope he is able to laugh about it.
At least he got a coffee out of it.<|eor|><|sor|>I once screwed up and redirected all of the push messages to my account. At least no one saw it, but the amount of notifications I got was horrendous<|eor|><|sor|>Man that had to be bad. One time early on in my learning I accidentally created a endless loop for email pushes. Needless to say, my email filled up so fast the host had to stop the email server and clear out the backlog. They were not happy. Thankfully it was just dev.<|eor|><|sor|>At the college I went to there were mailing lists that you subscribed to by sending a correctly formatted email to a specific email address. So you would send
subscribe fishies-l
to subscribe to the mailing list "fishies-l".
You could also send a command to subscribe a different email address than the one you were sending to. So you could send
subscribe myOtherEmail@myServer.net fishies-l
to sign up your other email.
Occasionally someone would accidentally subscribe one mailing list to another, by trying to subscribe to two at once with
subscribe fishies-l cathodeTechnology-l
and then all the email that got sent to cathodeTechnology-l would be forwarded to fishies-l. This would quickly get caught and fixed, as all the fishies enjoyers were like "what are all these cathodes doing?".
There were also protections in place to make sure a mailing list couldn't be subscribed to itself. But there were *no* protections against circular subscriptions. One time two of the above mistakes happened in relatively quick succession, in opposite directions. As soon as the next email got sent, it started bouncing back and forth between the two mailing lists, and the server just gave up. And *that* one took out the school email for the entire college.<|eor|><|sor|>I read about an out of office notification someone set up in a big global firm, but also how it sent "received" messages and read messages (I think). In any case, there were something like 250,000 emails in a short span of time. I'm butchering the story, and will update with the real thing.
Edit: I think the person set up out of office replies to all incoming emails, but also got notifications when a sent email from him (as in OOO notifications) was received, triggering more OOO emails, and so on, in an infinite loop. And somehow it was set up for all employees at the firm, or reply all. Brutal.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | absolutarin | je6n5i2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Poor seank<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/st1w1vo3ooqa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Context: https://redd.it/124tawf<|eor|><|sor|>Thank you.
I love inside jokes. Love to be a part of one someday<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | bakedbeansandwhich | vo74nj | <|sols|><|sot|>App: Please peel a Bannana<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12vzen8m4r891.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,912 |
programmerhumor | daydreamr83 | iebdsfd | <|sols|><|sot|>App: Please peel a Bannana<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12vzen8m4r891.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Didn't know the peels were recyclable. Cool.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,247 |
programmerhumor | xLostJoker | iebnaya | <|sols|><|sot|>App: Please peel a Bannana<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12vzen8m4r891.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is Emily Zugay. Viral tik tok celebrity famous for doing satirical sketches like this to troll. She also blew up making mock logos for huge companies.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,054 |
programmerhumor | SpacewaIker | iebech8 | <|sols|><|sot|>App: Please peel a Bannana<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12vzen8m4r891.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Didn't know the peels were recyclable. Cool.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't know if this is serious or sarcastic, but in case it's serious: they're not. They're biodegradable though<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 580 |
programmerhumor | boon_dingle | iebsgfx | <|sols|><|sot|>App: Please peel a Bannana<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12vzen8m4r891.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is Emily Zugay. Viral tik tok celebrity famous for doing satirical sketches like this to troll. She also blew up making mock logos for huge companies.<|eor|><|sor|>Huh, must be the same gal I saw trending for using a lighter to light a match to light a candle.
Places like r/facepalm just gobble this shit up, she knows what she's doing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
programmerhumor | bilbo212 | iebgfva | <|sols|><|sot|>App: Please peel a Bannana<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12vzen8m4r891.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Never try to idiot-proof something. The universe will take it as an insult and craft a better idiot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 369 |
programmerhumor | bakedbeansandwhich | iebd6os | <|sols|><|sot|>App: Please peel a Bannana<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12vzen8m4r891.gif<|eol|><|sor|>OK hear me out here. I hand peeled a frozen banana recently. And that was so fucking annoying and unpleasant (cold) that I resorted to basically chopping off the peel with a knife. It didn't occur to me to try using a peeler. But I would try it next time.
So all I'm saying is it COULD be legit.<|eor|><|soopr|>Pro tip: peel the banana put it in a zip lock bag then freeze<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 288 |
programmerhumor | clownyfish | iebd21c | <|sols|><|sot|>App: Please peel a Bannana<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12vzen8m4r891.gif<|eol|><|sor|>OK hear me out here. I hand peeled a frozen banana recently. And that was so fucking annoying and unpleasant (cold) that I resorted to basically chopping off the peel with a knife. It didn't occur to me to try using a peeler. But I would try it next time.
So all I'm saying is it COULD be legit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 276 |
programmerhumor | SgtDoofus | iec6uy8 | <|sols|><|sot|>App: Please peel a Bannana<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12vzen8m4r891.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is Emily Zugay. Viral tik tok celebrity famous for doing satirical sketches like this to troll. She also blew up making mock logos for huge companies.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats sad she blew up. She was so young.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | DemolishunReddit | iebh6pg | <|sols|><|sot|>App: Please peel a Bannana<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12vzen8m4r891.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Didn't know the peels were recyclable. Cool.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't know if this is serious or sarcastic, but in case it's serious: they're not. They're biodegradable though<|eor|><|sor|>The garbage can has recycle symbol on side.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 239 |
programmerhumor | Does_Not-Matter | iec208v | <|sols|><|sot|>App: Please peel a Bannana<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12vzen8m4r891.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Didn't know the peels were recyclable. Cool.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't know if this is serious or sarcastic, but in case it's serious: they're not. They're biodegradable though<|eor|><|sor|>The garbage can has recycle symbol on side.<|eor|><|sor|>but it also has a bag inside it, and that bag can be removed from the bin and dealt with separately.<|eor|><|sor|>1. What a waste of a plastic bag.
2. If there's already recyclables in that bin she just ruined them. Oftentimes if there's any food matter in the recycling bin they just throw out the entire bin. It's the reason you're not supposed to but greasy pizza boxes in the recycling.<|eor|><|sor|>I like how were watching a woman peel a banana with a peeler like a fucking heathen and arguing about recycle bin etiquette<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | bakedbeansandwhich | iebbxc0 | <|sols|><|sot|>App: Please peel a Bannana<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12vzen8m4r891.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Staged
No human that is not mentally ill can be that dumb<|eor|><|soopr|>This statement is said quite often throughout most developers offices<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
programmerhumor | Daddy_Pris | iechkoa | <|sols|><|sot|>App: Please peel a Bannana<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12vzen8m4r891.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is Emily Zugay. Viral tik tok celebrity famous for doing satirical sketches like this to troll. She also blew up making mock logos for huge companies.<|eor|><|sor|>Huh, must be the same gal I saw trending for using a lighter to light a match to light a candle.
Places like r/facepalm just gobble this shit up, she knows what she's doing.<|eor|><|sor|>Before her account got crazy big, she had a second account where she would go through the comment sections on her joke account and make fun of everyone who took it seriously. Top tier stuff<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | ranhalt | iebovhe | <|sols|><|sot|>App: Please peel a Bannana<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12vzen8m4r891.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Didn't know the peels were recyclable. Cool.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't know if this is serious or sarcastic, but in case it's serious: they're not. They're biodegradable though<|eor|><|sor|>The garbage can has recycle symbol on side.<|eor|><|sor|>but it also has a bag inside it, and that bag can be removed from the bin and dealt with separately.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | Paskee | ieb9snp | <|sols|><|sot|>App: Please peel a Bannana<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12vzen8m4r891.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Staged
No human that is not mentally ill can be that dumb<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | MrOopiseDaisy | iebh4ww | <|sols|><|sot|>App: Please peel a Bannana<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12vzen8m4r891.gif<|eol|><|sor|>OK hear me out here. I hand peeled a frozen banana recently. And that was so fucking annoying and unpleasant (cold) that I resorted to basically chopping off the peel with a knife. It didn't occur to me to try using a peeler. But I would try it next time.
So all I'm saying is it COULD be legit.<|eor|><|soopr|>Pro tip: peel the banana put it in a zip lock bag then freeze<|eoopr|><|sor|>RemindOP! 3 months ago<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmerhumor | iiamthepalmtree | iebxvqk | <|sols|><|sot|>App: Please peel a Bannana<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12vzen8m4r891.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Didn't know the peels were recyclable. Cool.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't know if this is serious or sarcastic, but in case it's serious: they're not. They're biodegradable though<|eor|><|sor|>The garbage can has recycle symbol on side.<|eor|><|sor|>but it also has a bag inside it, and that bag can be removed from the bin and dealt with separately.<|eor|><|sor|>1. What a waste of a plastic bag.
2. If there's already recyclables in that bin she just ruined them. Oftentimes if there's any food matter in the recycling bin they just throw out the entire bin. It's the reason you're not supposed to but greasy pizza boxes in the recycling.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | Dabnician | iebxq5b | <|sols|><|sot|>App: Please peel a Bannana<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12vzen8m4r891.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Never try to idiot-proof something. The universe will take it as an insult and craft a better idiot.<|eor|><|sor|>You say that, but then programmers add 50 billion null checks instead of just letting shit blow up at the real error.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | scardien | iebh20x | <|sols|><|sot|>App: Please peel a Bannana<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12vzen8m4r891.gif<|eol|><|sor|>OK hear me out here. I hand peeled a frozen banana recently. And that was so fucking annoying and unpleasant (cold) that I resorted to basically chopping off the peel with a knife. It didn't occur to me to try using a peeler. But I would try it next time.
So all I'm saying is it COULD be legit.<|eor|><|sor|>Why on earth would you freeze a banana?<|eor|><|sor|>To make it cold, but like, colder than the fridge<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | BrokenYozeff | iebi952 | <|sols|><|sot|>App: Please peel a Bannana<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12vzen8m4r891.gif<|eol|><|sor|>OK hear me out here. I hand peeled a frozen banana recently. And that was so fucking annoying and unpleasant (cold) that I resorted to basically chopping off the peel with a knife. It didn't occur to me to try using a peeler. But I would try it next time.
So all I'm saying is it COULD be legit.<|eor|><|sor|>Why on earth would you freeze a banana?<|eor|><|sor|>To make it cold, but like, colder than the fridge<|eor|><|sor|>I get that, but why would you want that?<|eor|><|sor|>Frozen fruit works better in smoothies.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmerhumor | DMmeyourpersonality | ieccjpd | <|sols|><|sot|>App: Please peel a Bannana<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/12vzen8m4r891.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Didn't know the peels were recyclable. Cool.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't know if this is serious or sarcastic, but in case it's serious: they're not. They're biodegradable though<|eor|><|sor|>The garbage can has recycle symbol on side.<|eor|><|sor|>but it also has a bag inside it, and that bag can be removed from the bin and dealt with separately.<|eor|><|sor|>1. What a waste of a plastic bag.
2. If there's already recyclables in that bin she just ruined them. Oftentimes if there's any food matter in the recycling bin they just throw out the entire bin. It's the reason you're not supposed to but greasy pizza boxes in the recycling.<|eor|><|sor|>I like how were watching a woman peel a banana with a peeler like a fucking heathen and arguing about recycle bin etiquette<|eor|><|sor|>Haha. To me that added so much to it. Like it just amplifies the lack of.. adult skills? Life skills? I can't even put it into words. Like it just shows this person gives 0 thoughts about their waste.
I mean there could be important context were missing. The banana could be frozen and that could be the only "waste" bin available. But the optics are just so funny to me.<|eor|><|sor|>Just so you know, the person in this video is a very popular TikTok personality who makes videos like this to intentionally frustrate people via making her seem as stupid as possible. Your reaction is the intended affect of this video. Her name is Emily Zugay.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmerhumor | sillyV | bkw846 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every single time we go to production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g8x1f8tbcdw21.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,789 |
programmerhumor | BubbaFettish | emjym5y | <|sols|><|sot|>Every single time we go to production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g8x1f8tbcdw21.png<|eol|><|sor|>I bought the wrong size, doesnt fit. 1 star.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,584 |
programmerhumor | PirateDaveZOMG | emjzt1d | <|sols|><|sot|>Every single time we go to production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g8x1f8tbcdw21.png<|eol|><|sor|>\> QA: I have run all tests, project contains no known bugs
This sentence has never actually existed in any truthful capacity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,292 |
programmerhumor | DarkMoon99 | emk0gpx | <|sols|><|sot|>Every single time we go to production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g8x1f8tbcdw21.png<|eol|><|sor|>I bought the wrong size, doesnt fit. 1 star.<|eor|><|sor|>"The product is great but I don't like the delivery service in my home country. 1 star."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 962 |
programmerhumor | fufm | emjzcsa | <|sols|><|sot|>Every single time we go to production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g8x1f8tbcdw21.png<|eol|><|sor|>I bought the wrong size, doesnt fit. 1 star.<|eor|><|sor|>For some reason the installer wont work on my PC. They need to use better programs, this .dmg thing is terrible.
1 star<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 504 |
programmerhumor | ArgentSileo | emjwxf9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every single time we go to production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g8x1f8tbcdw21.png<|eol|><|sor|>2 stars.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 321 |
programmerhumor | Spaghetti-Al-Dente | emjzagu | <|sols|><|sot|>Every single time we go to production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g8x1f8tbcdw21.png<|eol|><|sor|>I bought the wrong size, doesnt fit. 1 star.<|eor|><|sor|>I bought for my cousin so I dont know if it was good please dont bother me with emails, 1 star<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 280 |
programmerhumor | hale_fuhwer_hortler | emk4ba1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every single time we go to production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g8x1f8tbcdw21.png<|eol|><|sor|>I bought the wrong size, doesnt fit. 1 star.<|eor|><|sor|>For some reason the installer wont work on my PC. They need to use better programs, this .dmg thing is terrible.
1 star<|eor|><|sor|>"This linux program won't start on my windows pc"
1 star<|eor|><|sor|>"Hey now you're a"
1 star<|eor|><|sor|>"Amazing product for people my age. Rate it 5 stars"
1 star<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 276 |
programmerhumor | asquared31415 | emjx0o3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every single time we go to production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g8x1f8tbcdw21.png<|eol|><|sor|>2 stars.<|eor|><|sor|>Effective! But painful. More reasonable than most people reviewing things.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
programmerhumor | gfunk84 | emkbbc5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every single time we go to production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g8x1f8tbcdw21.png<|eol|><|sor|>I bought the wrong size, doesnt fit. 1 star.<|eor|><|sor|>"The product is great but I don't like the delivery service in my home country. 1 star."<|eor|><|sor|>Can be a valid complaint if it's a reseller who promised impossible shipping times.<|eor|><|sor|>That should be a seller rating, not a product rating.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 229 |
programmerhumor | -user--name- | emjyuqp | <|sols|><|sot|>Every single time we go to production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g8x1f8tbcdw21.png<|eol|><|sor|>why is this program so simple?? is it that hard to make it automatically clean your butthole and then the shitter??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | poopellar | emk2p4c | <|sols|><|sot|>Every single time we go to production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g8x1f8tbcdw21.png<|eol|><|sor|>I bought the wrong size, doesnt fit. 1 star.<|eor|><|sor|>For some reason the installer wont work on my PC. They need to use better programs, this .dmg thing is terrible.
1 star<|eor|><|sor|>"This linux program won't start on my windows pc"
1 star<|eor|><|sor|>"Hey now you're a"
1 star<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | datwrasse | emjy8ub | <|sols|><|sot|>Every single time we go to production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g8x1f8tbcdw21.png<|eol|><|sor|>2 stars.<|eor|><|sor|>Effective! But painful. More reasonable than most people reviewing things.<|eor|><|sor|>I ORDERED AN ILLEGAL KNOCKOFF OF THIS PRODUCT FROM A THIRD PARTY SELLER AND THEN THE UPS MAN SET IT DOWN RUDELY SHORTLY BEFORE IT WAS STOLEN FROM MY PORCH, I GOT A FULL REFUND AND NEVER PHYSICALLY TOUCHED THE PRODUCT BUT I'D GIVE IT ONE THIRD OF A STAR IF I COULD
I WAS COMPENSATED FOR MY HONEST REVIEW<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 193 |
programmerhumor | I_spoil_girls | emjzyb8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every single time we go to production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g8x1f8tbcdw21.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> But it works on my shit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
programmerhumor | -user--name- | emk09yt | <|sols|><|sot|>Every single time we go to production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g8x1f8tbcdw21.png<|eol|><|sor|>why is this program so simple?? is it that hard to make it automatically clean your butthole and then the shitter??<|eor|><|sor|>Wow man, I knew that this subreddit can help you learn programming language, but so many... What's your secret?<|eor|><|sor|>just learn scratch and youll master every programming language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | ablablababla | emk3p7n | <|sols|><|sot|>Every single time we go to production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g8x1f8tbcdw21.png<|eol|><|sor|>I bought the wrong size, doesnt fit. 1 star.<|eor|><|sor|>I bought for my cousin so I dont know if it was good please dont bother me with emails, 1 star<|eor|><|sor|>The app bugged me to write a review so I finally wrote one, 1 star<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | Prom3th3an | emkb356 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every single time we go to production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g8x1f8tbcdw21.png<|eol|><|sor|>I bought the wrong size, doesnt fit. 1 star.<|eor|><|sor|>"The product is great but I don't like the delivery service in my home country. 1 star."<|eor|><|sor|>Can be a valid complaint if it's a reseller who promised impossible shipping times.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmerhumor | reddit-be-cool | z4s7f2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python, Java, Carbon, Rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tqw70yuu782a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,765 |
programmerhumor | LucienZerger | ixsimdg | <|sols|><|sot|>Python, Java, Carbon, Rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tqw70yuu782a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Go..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,282 |
programmerhumor | Constant_Bat6429 | ixsjz56 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python, Java, Carbon, Rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tqw70yuu782a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,624 |
programmerhumor | penhwguin | ixslunv | <|sols|><|sot|>Python, Java, Carbon, Rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tqw70yuu782a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Go..<|eor|><|sor|>How was this not in the title? The languages in the title are easy to Google abs always top result for me. Not so much with go, even golang doesn't always work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,255 |
programmerhumor | ZedTT | ixsp26z | <|sols|><|sot|>Python, Java, Carbon, Rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tqw70yuu782a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The title? Those are the most googleable ones! What about C, R, Go???<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,996 |
programmerhumor | According_to_all_kn | ixsmvrw | <|sols|><|sot|>Python, Java, Carbon, Rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tqw70yuu782a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C<|eor|><|sor|>R<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,396 |
programmerhumor | LeapofAzzam | ixsordy | <|sols|><|sot|>Python, Java, Carbon, Rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tqw70yuu782a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Go..<|eor|><|sor|>How was this not in the title? The languages in the title are easy to Google abs always top result for me. Not so much with go, even golang doesn't always work<|eor|><|sor|>Google making programming languages with names unsearchable on their own goddamn search engine
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,283 |
programmerhumor | duckduckgoose72 | ixsnhad | <|sols|><|sot|>Python, Java, Carbon, Rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tqw70yuu782a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My former employer renamed the company HERE. When employees pointed out that the name was ungooglable, the marketing department basically said "we worked hard and spent six months on this name and stop making fun of it!".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,118 |
programmerhumor | Ok_Appointment2593 | ixsk2y2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python, Java, Carbon, Rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tqw70yuu782a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I want to make a language called Lana, so is harder to look when they type Lana Lang<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 936 |
programmerhumor | bleistift2 | ixsk62e | <|sols|><|sot|>Python, Java, Carbon, Rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tqw70yuu782a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Try JavaScript frameworks and libraries
* Karma
* Jasmine
* Mocha
* Chai
* NYC
* Istanbul
I mean, for fucks sake, just throw your cat on your keyboard for once and give me something I can google!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 748 |
programmerhumor | Loro-Benediction | ixsj888 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python, Java, Carbon, Rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tqw70yuu782a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"cpp" does pretty well, though<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 627 |
programmerhumor | Chunkyfungus123 | ixsn7a1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python, Java, Carbon, Rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tqw70yuu782a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Google wondering why I like this person named "Julia lang" so much.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 605 |
programmerhumor | FingolfinX | ixsr34a | <|sols|><|sot|>Python, Java, Carbon, Rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tqw70yuu782a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C<|eor|><|sor|>R<|eor|><|sor|>Better even is that R has a file extension called RDS, which conveniently is also a much more popular term when searching for problems with AWS.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 592 |
programmerhumor | Sonya-c | ixsm50s | <|sols|><|sot|>Python, Java, Carbon, Rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tqw70yuu782a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>LaTex: <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 543 |
programmerhumor | martyd03 | ixslllu | <|sols|><|sot|>Python, Java, Carbon, Rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tqw70yuu782a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Need to create one called "Shit"....
Then Google "How to code Shit" or "How does Shit work".
Gonna be great<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 428 |
programmerhumor | Alex244466666 | ixsvx27 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python, Java, Carbon, Rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tqw70yuu782a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Go..<|eor|><|sor|>How was this not in the title? The languages in the title are easy to Google abs always top result for me. Not so much with go, even golang doesn't always work<|eor|><|sor|>Google making programming languages with names unsearchable on their own goddamn search engine
<|eor|><|sor|>I just use "golang" instead, it generally makes things easier.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 389 |
programmerhumor | WatcherOfDucks5022 | ixskp3p | <|sols|><|sot|>Python, Java, Carbon, Rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tqw70yuu782a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"cpp" does pretty well, though<|eor|><|sor|>Highly optimized and barely making sense, as always<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 369 |
programmerhumor | hongooi | ixsktvp | <|sols|><|sot|>Python, Java, Carbon, Rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tqw70yuu782a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>R <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 329 |
programmerhumor | cfuller864 | ixt1sf0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python, Java, Carbon, Rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tqw70yuu782a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My former employer renamed the company HERE. When employees pointed out that the name was ungooglable, the marketing department basically said "we worked hard and spent six months on this name and stop making fun of it!".<|eor|><|sor|>Loved fighting to search for HERE documentation at my old job<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | 0x6563 | ixsl4fe | <|sols|><|sot|>Python, Java, Carbon, Rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tqw70yuu782a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not a language but...**.Visual Studio Code** before we settled on VSCode.
I mean MS in general has some pretty unsearchable stuff. I am talking about you Azure... Functions, Web Apps, et al.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
programmerhumor | naniscs | kk5ng1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally, after years of search I found a real tree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96irozk7ae761.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,719 |
programmerhumor | sunrisen- | gh0mmo5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally, after years of search I found a real tree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96irozk7ae761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It probably grows by O(log n)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,634 |
programmerhumor | Willinton06 | gh0rfsi | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally, after years of search I found a real tree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96irozk7ae761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you invert it you automatically get a job at google.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 880 |
programmerhumor | tux_unit | gh0o25n | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally, after years of search I found a real tree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96irozk7ae761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It probably grows by O(log n)<|eor|><|sor|>Ha, log, because it's a tree<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 761 |
programmerhumor | P0rygonTheorist | gh0td4d | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally, after years of search I found a real tree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96irozk7ae761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you invert it you automatically get a job at google.<|eor|><|sor|>Just walk around and take a picture from the other side<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
programmerhumor | minneDomer | gh10lgj | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally, after years of search I found a real tree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96irozk7ae761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>that log time tho<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | LordFokas | gh0uvxx | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally, after years of search I found a real tree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96irozk7ae761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It only took years of search because your algorithm is horribly underperformant.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | skatakiassublajis | gh0la2i | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally, after years of search I found a real tree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96irozk7ae761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When the seeds were from Australia<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | lifetake | gh0wfta | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally, after years of search I found a real tree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96irozk7ae761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you invert it you automatically get a job at google.<|eor|><|sor|>Just walk around and take a picture from the other side<|eor|><|sor|>Whats the complexity on that?<|eor|><|sor|>Well if we walk by the square algorithm we get O(n)
However if we go by the slide under algorithm its also O(n) but way cooler<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmerhumor | _O-o-f | gh1alby | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally, after years of search I found a real tree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96irozk7ae761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It probably grows by O(log n)<|eor|><|sor|>Ha, log, because it's a tree<|eor|><|sor|>I think you'll find it's a ln() on this tree<|eor|><|sor|>It's natural then! No need for fake, plastic logs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | Willinton06 | gh0telm | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally, after years of search I found a real tree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96irozk7ae761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you invert it you automatically get a job at google.<|eor|><|sor|>Just walk around and take a picture from the other side<|eor|><|sor|>Whats the complexity on that?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 110 |
programmerhumor | Testmaster217 | gh0rblk | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally, after years of search I found a real tree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96irozk7ae761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When the seeds were from Australia<|eor|><|sor|>*were
Edit: I dont know what I was thinking.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmerhumor | Mynotoar | gh16kjy | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally, after years of search I found a real tree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96irozk7ae761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When the seeds were from Australia<|eor|><|sor|>*were
Edit: I dont know what I was thinking.<|eor|><|sor|>Were the seeds where from Australia<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | dirty-hurdy-gurdy | gh11dhn | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally, after years of search I found a real tree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96irozk7ae761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Were you searching breadth first or depth first<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programmerhumor | AquariiTJ | gh0stwt | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally, after years of search I found a real tree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96irozk7ae761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank you! My life is finally complete<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmerhumor | Ahajha1177 | gh0ynrm | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally, after years of search I found a real tree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96irozk7ae761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you invert it you automatically get a job at google.<|eor|><|sor|>Just walk around and take a picture from the other side<|eor|><|sor|>Whats the complexity on that?<|eor|><|sor|>Well if we walk by the square algorithm we get O(n)
However if we go by the slide under algorithm its also O(n) but way cooler<|eor|><|sor|>Or you could get a friend on the other side of the tree to take the picture, you still have to send the message so it's O(n) still but the constant factor is much smaller.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmerhumor | FizixMan | gh1bh97 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally, after years of search I found a real tree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96irozk7ae761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you invert it you automatically get a job at google.<|eor|><|sor|>Just walk around and take a picture from the other side<|eor|><|sor|>Whats the complexity on that?<|eor|><|sor|>Well if we walk by the square algorithm we get O(n)
However if we go by the slide under algorithm its also O(n) but way cooler<|eor|><|sor|>Or you could get a friend on the other side of the tree to take the picture, you still have to send the message so it's O(n) still but the constant factor is much smaller.<|eor|><|sor|>Setup a large mirror on the other side. O(1) Easy peasy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmerhumor | Ahajha1177 | gh1bjto | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally, after years of search I found a real tree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96irozk7ae761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you invert it you automatically get a job at google.<|eor|><|sor|>Just walk around and take a picture from the other side<|eor|><|sor|>Whats the complexity on that?<|eor|><|sor|>Well if we walk by the square algorithm we get O(n)
However if we go by the slide under algorithm its also O(n) but way cooler<|eor|><|sor|>Or you could get a friend on the other side of the tree to take the picture, you still have to send the message so it's O(n) still but the constant factor is much smaller.<|eor|><|sor|>Setup a large mirror on the other side. O(1) Easy peasy.<|eor|><|sor|>Speed of light is not instantaneous, but for small systems it will be fast enough.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmerhumor | strig | gh1dup3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally, after years of search I found a real tree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96irozk7ae761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always thought it was weird people whiteboard / sketch trees upside down. Makes just as much sense if you start at the bottom and branch up, why the inversion??<|eor|><|sor|>Because we write top to bottom<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmerhumor | PixxlMan | 9nk4es | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,642 |
programmerhumor | Foxes_are_the_best | e7mwn8k | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>So you're saying Venus has a toxic atmosphere just so it can defend itself from the threat of Javascript.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,361 |
programmerhumor | skeptic11 | e7mv91k | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone else find it sad we haven't managed to die on another planet yet?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 992 |
programmerhumor | Ballads4Llamas | e7mxec2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone else find it sad we haven't managed to die on another planet yet?<|eor|><|sor|>Unacceptable, Im killing myself as soon as I get to the moon. Not having this...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 753 |
programmerhumor | ecky--ptang-zooboing | e7mv098 | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mars could have had JS millions of years ago
Will have to do some more research<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 554 |
programmerhumor | PixxlMan | e7mv7m6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mars could have had JS millions of years ago
Will have to do some more research<|eor|><|soopr|>Maybe thats why there is no life on Mars anymore....<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 530 |
programmerhumor | skeptic11 | e7mxgxv | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone else find it sad we haven't managed to die on another planet yet?<|eor|><|sor|>Unacceptable, Im killing myself as soon as I get to the moon. Not having this...<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, it would be a small improvement. Still not another planet...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 492 |
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