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programmerhumor | PUSH_AX | e7mzmmc | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stars collapse under their own mass when its `node_modules` folder has more than 50 dependencies. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 359 |
programmerhumor | deathradio | e7n52mr | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does this subreddit like any languages or just hate all of them?<|eor|><|sor|>Just karma farming. Write *JavaScript is bad* and you get 4k upvotes. Simple.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | Consibl | e7mwj1q | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What about that guy Elon Musk killed by firing him into a planet driving a Tesla?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 206 |
programmerhumor | BITCH_DROWNER | e7n3wfu | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does this subreddit like any languages or just hate all of them?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
programmerhumor | burnmp3s | e7n00d7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mars could have had JS millions of years ago
Will have to do some more research<|eor|><|soopr|>Maybe thats why there is no life on Mars anymore....<|eoopr|><|sor|>Mars has had millions of lines of C code running on it for years, and there have been zero human deaths on Mars during that time. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
programmerhumor | PixxlMan | e7n5j6v | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does this subreddit like any languages or just hate all of them?<|eor|><|sor|>Just karma farming. Write *JavaScript is bad* and you get 4k upvotes. Simple.<|eor|><|soopr|>*6k<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | I_am_the_inchworm | e7n64w2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone else find it sad we haven't managed to die on another planet yet?<|eor|><|sor|>Unacceptable, Im killing myself as soon as I get to the moon. Not having this...<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, it would be a small improvement. Still not another planet...<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah but one less /u/ballads4Llamas though.
If he brings his mom for a murder-suicide he'll have killed a planet on a celestial body. That counts, kinda.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | Trekiros | e7n3df8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>So you're saying Venus has a toxic atmosphere just so it can defend itself from the threat of Javascript.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Is there a venus.js?
That's a stupid question, of course there is.
(it'sfor unit tests or something)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | PJvG | e7n01hx | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What about that guy Elon Musk killed by firing him into a planet driving a Tesla?<|eor|><|sor|>Starman?
He hasn't crashed yet: http://www.whereisroadster.com/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | burnmp3s | e7n10un | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mars could have had JS millions of years ago
Will have to do some more research<|eor|><|soopr|>Maybe thats why there is no life on Mars anymore....<|eoopr|><|sor|>Mars has had millions of lines of C code running on it for years, and there have been zero human deaths on Mars during that time. <|eor|><|sor|>I don't think the mars rover has millions of lines of code. The rover is pretty dumb.<|eor|><|sor|>The official JPL number for just Curiosity is [2.5 million](https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/159637/what-is-the-mars-curiosity-rovers-software-built-in/159638#159638). Also don't call the rover dumb, you'll hurt its feelings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmerhumor | D3mona7or | e7nb15v | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stars collapse under their own mass when its `node_modules` folder has more than 50 dependencies. <|eor|><|sor|>Yikes, only 50? Is this a new project?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmerhumor | farkedup82 | e7mzfgj | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone else find it sad we haven't managed to die on another planet yet?<|eor|><|sor|>Unacceptable, Im killing myself as soon as I get to the moon. Not having this...<|eor|><|sor|>Moon is not a planet<|eor|><|sor|>fine... I'll do it as soon as I get to Pluto.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | _megas | t41x39 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,620 |
programmerhumor | Hk-Neowizard | hyvvhsh | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, every other morning<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 634 |
programmerhumor | Zszywek | hyw0fjw | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Btw, that's the photo of the professor who just read he got a Nobel prize<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 427 |
programmerhumor | Somerandomedude1q2w | hyw28x0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, every other morning<|eor|><|sor|>I'll do you one better. That's me after I come back from lunch. Occasionally I can go take a shit and forget what I'm doing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 373 |
programmerhumor | Atka11 | hyw9wrt | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, every other morning<|eor|><|sor|>I'll do you one better. That's me after I come back from lunch. Occasionally I can go take a shit and forget what I'm doing.<|eor|><|sor|>me after blinking<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 186 |
programmerhumor | kinokofurai | hyw302a | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that is why I put comments like // you are doing shit here and you realize that ... so you are doing this shit on the next day
Edit: okay this is just a lazy example. As someone pointed out the comment is still unclear. What I usually write is something like // okay in order to solve the problem you tried to use a hashmap but then there is this small case that won't let you, so before you end the day you decided to try implementing a List...
Edit again: It saves me time for the next day from 10 minutes up to 2 hours at most since I have a shitty memory.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | Few_Importance_7615 | hywa07a | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thats why code comments exist: to inform the fools staring at it whats going on where, what does work, what doesn't, and why that weird bit of code is on line 167....
Just remember: in the morning, that fool is YOU. :p<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 94 |
programmerhumor | xyzzyx13 | hywe5r1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Btw, that's the photo of the professor who just read he got a Nobel prize<|eor|><|sor|>Yep, Michel Mayor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmerhumor | Somerandomedude1q2w | hyw9xrb | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, every other morning<|eor|><|sor|>I'll do you one better. That's me after I come back from lunch. Occasionally I can go take a shit and forget what I'm doing.<|eor|><|sor|>me after blinking<|eor|><|sor|>Shit. You win.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmerhumor | ReactsWithWords | hyweq8w | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Btw, that's the photo of the professor who just read he got a Nobel prize<|eor|><|sor|>Yep, Michel Mayor.<|eor|><|sor|>The guy who voiced Shrek got a Nobel prize!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmerhumor | DuckPresident1 | hyw91fz | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that is why I put comments like // you are doing shit here and you realize that ... so you are doing this shit on the next day
Edit: okay this is just a lazy example. As someone pointed out the comment is still unclear. What I usually write is something like // okay in order to solve the problem you tried to use a hashmap but then there is this small case that won't let you, so before you end the day you decided to try implementing a List...
Edit again: It saves me time for the next day from 10 minutes up to 2 hours at most since I have a shitty memory.<|eor|><|sor|>I leave one failing unit test to mark where to start the following day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
programmerhumor | M-fz | hywjavh | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that is why I put comments like // you are doing shit here and you realize that ... so you are doing this shit on the next day
Edit: okay this is just a lazy example. As someone pointed out the comment is still unclear. What I usually write is something like // okay in order to solve the problem you tried to use a hashmap but then there is this small case that won't let you, so before you end the day you decided to try implementing a List...
Edit again: It saves me time for the next day from 10 minutes up to 2 hours at most since I have a shitty memory.<|eor|><|sor|>I leave one failing unit test to mark where to start the following day.<|eor|><|sor|>test?<|eor|><|sor|>They mean: `Print(Here)`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmerhumor | rajboy3 | hyw0u3p | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I write shit down on a post it and stick it on my window<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmerhumor | Rabid_Raptor | hywg578 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that is why I put comments like // you are doing shit here and you realize that ... so you are doing this shit on the next day
Edit: okay this is just a lazy example. As someone pointed out the comment is still unclear. What I usually write is something like // okay in order to solve the problem you tried to use a hashmap but then there is this small case that won't let you, so before you end the day you decided to try implementing a List...
Edit again: It saves me time for the next day from 10 minutes up to 2 hours at most since I have a shitty memory.<|eor|><|sor|>I leave one failing unit test to mark where to start the following day.<|eor|><|sor|>test?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmerhumor | Jaybold | hywjdoy | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Btw, that's the photo of the professor who just read he got a Nobel prize<|eor|><|sor|>Yep, Michel Mayor.<|eor|><|sor|>The guy who voiced Shrek got a Nobel prize!?<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, if that isn't worth a Nobel, nothing is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmerhumor | MyNameIsSushi | hywqnv8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that is why I put comments like // you are doing shit here and you realize that ... so you are doing this shit on the next day
Edit: okay this is just a lazy example. As someone pointed out the comment is still unclear. What I usually write is something like // okay in order to solve the problem you tried to use a hashmap but then there is this small case that won't let you, so before you end the day you decided to try implementing a List...
Edit again: It saves me time for the next day from 10 minutes up to 2 hours at most since I have a shitty memory.<|eor|><|sor|>I leave one failing unit test to mark where to start the following day.<|eor|><|sor|>test?<|eor|><|sor|>They mean: `Print(Here)`<|eor|><|sor|>You mean ```Print("you dumb bitch this shouldnt print")```
I do it all the time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmerhumor | CorrenteAlternata | hywm5nx | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, every other morning<|eor|><|sor|>I'll do you one better. That's me after I come back from lunch. Occasionally I can go take a shit and forget what I'm doing.<|eor|><|sor|>me after blinking<|eor|><|sor|>Shit. You win.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Don't ever blink. Blink and you die<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmerhumor | RexMinimus | hywe3l3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I write shit down on a post it and stick it on my window<|eor|><|sor|>It works. At the end of the day I write down 3-5 of the most important things I need to do next. There's no more guessing what has to be done.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmerhumor | Jaybold | hywjloe | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thats why code comments exist: to inform the fools staring at it whats going on where, what does work, what doesn't, and why that weird bit of code is on line 167....
Just remember: in the morning, that fool is YOU. :p<|eor|><|sor|>We all know that code comments are for troubleshooting and "I replaced this code but what if I need it again in the future".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmerhumor | virgin_boi69 | xfqjz8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,592 |
programmerhumor | zortlord | ionuobl | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because the senior understands everything that could go wrong changing that damn color.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,319 |
programmerhumor | Classy_Mouse | iooa1a6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because the senior understands everything that could go wrong changing that damn color.<|eor|><|sor|>You just know, somewhere out there, there is a website where all of the buttons call the same function and that function reads the colour of the button to determine what to do. It probably has some tutorial-ly name like `myFunction`.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,175 |
programmerhumor | wunderbuffer | ionw6hp | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For me it was about having lax, low income projects, when I was junior, and now I need to talk to chief UI designer, get color change though design consortium, then wait for them to update it in great centralized codebase of styles, run my gradle to refresh local styles, because god forbit I just write variables locally, 5 out of my 10k automated tests will fail, becasue someone decided that it's a good idea to test if button color fetched from web is equals to hardcoded "#337", die inside, update tests by hardcoding new number, because git hook prevents me from pushing with lesser amount of tests than before, die inside again<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,113 |
programmerhumor | baconbrand | iooj8gl | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because the senior understands everything that could go wrong changing that damn color.<|eor|><|sor|>You just know, somewhere out there, there is a website where all of the buttons call the same function and that function reads the colour of the button to determine what to do. It probably has some tutorial-ly name like `myFunction`.<|eor|><|sor|>Mom come pick me up Im scared<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,146 |
programmerhumor | SyrupLamp | ionzkow | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The more senior you become, the less time you have to do anything. Finding a free space between meetings to do actual coding is a luxury.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 813 |
programmerhumor | abd53 | ionukuv | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun but true fact, making a small change in an existing codebase is harder than creating a new codebase from scratch.
Edit: Sorry, bad wording. Not comparing making one change to rewriting entire codebase. Comparing doing something (adding/changing feature/element) while creating a codebase to doing it in an existing codebase.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 805 |
programmerhumor | ThoseThingsAreWeird | ioo2dp6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For me it was about having lax, low income projects, when I was junior, and now I need to talk to chief UI designer, get color change though design consortium, then wait for them to update it in great centralized codebase of styles, run my gradle to refresh local styles, because god forbit I just write variables locally, 5 out of my 10k automated tests will fail, becasue someone decided that it's a good idea to test if button color fetched from web is equals to hardcoded "#337", die inside, update tests by hardcoding new number, because git hook prevents me from pushing with lesser amount of tests than before, die inside again<|eor|><|sor|>> because git hook prevents me from pushing with lesser amount of tests than before
Excuse me, what the fuck...?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 678 |
programmerhumor | _casualism | ioo6zy5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because the senior understands everything that could go wrong changing that damn color.<|eor|><|sor|>"The RGB is shooting at us!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 649 |
programmerhumor | who_you_are | ioo3dxw | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For me it was about having lax, low income projects, when I was junior, and now I need to talk to chief UI designer, get color change though design consortium, then wait for them to update it in great centralized codebase of styles, run my gradle to refresh local styles, because god forbit I just write variables locally, 5 out of my 10k automated tests will fail, becasue someone decided that it's a good idea to test if button color fetched from web is equals to hardcoded "#337", die inside, update tests by hardcoding new number, because git hook prevents me from pushing with lesser amount of tests than before, die inside again<|eor|><|sor|>> because git hook prevents me from pushing with lesser amount of tests than before
Excuse me, what the fuck...?<|eor|><|sor|>Next step: don't allow to commit less code than before!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 509 |
programmerhumor | crankbot2000 | iooluud | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because the senior understands everything that could go wrong changing that damn color.<|eor|><|sor|>You just know, somewhere out there, there is a website where all of the buttons call the same function and that function reads the colour of the button to determine what to do. It probably has some tutorial-ly name like `myFunction`.<|eor|><|sor|>Storytime.
We prototyped using flask web to run a python-based app on IIS (I know, you don't need to say it) for our data scientists, thinking their API dev would just use our prototype as an example when building the real API.
Well they just used our project structure named `MyFlaskWebsite` from the tutorial and it went to prod like that. They manage the API and 5 years later the name has not been changed.
Every time I see it I die a little inside.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 482 |
programmerhumor | mwax321 | iooknhl | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For me it was about having lax, low income projects, when I was junior, and now I need to talk to chief UI designer, get color change though design consortium, then wait for them to update it in great centralized codebase of styles, run my gradle to refresh local styles, because god forbit I just write variables locally, 5 out of my 10k automated tests will fail, becasue someone decided that it's a good idea to test if button color fetched from web is equals to hardcoded "#337", die inside, update tests by hardcoding new number, because git hook prevents me from pushing with lesser amount of tests than before, die inside again<|eor|><|sor|>...Customer yells at me because the simple change is taking so long. Boss yells at me because he thinks my team isn't working (same guy who yelled "there are too many bugs, we need more process").
We then schedule two 45 minute meetings to talk about why the button change took so long. At the end of the meeting, it's decided that we will have weekly meetings to review "things that are taking too long because of process."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | WishOnSpaceHardware | ionx4jp | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun but true fact, making a small change in an existing codebase is harder than creating a new codebase from scratch.
Edit: Sorry, bad wording. Not comparing making one change to rewriting entire codebase. Comparing doing something (adding/changing feature/element) while creating a codebase to doing it in an existing codebase.<|eor|><|sor|>We have very different ideas of the word "fun".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 391 |
programmerhumor | pab_guy | iooah75 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Junior dev: DevOps? Testing? User acceptance? Enterprise context of any kind? What's that?
Senior dev: We can't change the color of that button, it's too risky and I don't have time to deal with the political fallout. Fuck off.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 380 |
programmerhumor | Spare-Blacksmith1376 | iopahlh | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because the senior understands everything that could go wrong changing that damn color.<|eor|><|sor|>You just know, somewhere out there, there is a website where all of the buttons call the same function and that function reads the colour of the button to determine what to do. It probably has some tutorial-ly name like `myFunction`.<|eor|><|sor|>Mom come pick me up Im scared<|eor|><|sor|>The screenshot in the tutorial is green. All I see is a blue button
-My Friendly User
Edit: spelling<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 289 |
programmerhumor | The-Albear | ioo7f7x | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But, what shade of blue dose marketing want? You need to read this 40 person email chain to find the answer.
And the answer, is everyone like the colour of the head designers jumper. They work if a different time zone, they have all quit for the day.
There is a PR event about the button colour launching at 6pm. Your told just do it why is this so hard.
You also have to fix the 5 page website some moron put live this morning where they miss spelt the company name.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 249 |
programmerhumor | who_you_are | ioo3or5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The more senior you become, the less time you have to do anything. Finding a free space between meetings to do actual coding is a luxury.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm lucky enough to not have lot of useless "meeting", but I end up having lot of code assistance request from other devs (which in my book is important to help with to avoid "wtf" and "slow AF" code)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 235 |
programmerhumor | alexxxor | ioow7sq | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because the senior understands everything that could go wrong changing that damn color.<|eor|><|sor|>You just know, somewhere out there, there is a website where all of the buttons call the same function and that function reads the colour of the button to determine what to do. It probably has some tutorial-ly name like `myFunction`.<|eor|><|sor|>Storytime.
We prototyped using flask web to run a python-based app on IIS (I know, you don't need to say it) for our data scientists, thinking their API dev would just use our prototype as an example when building the real API.
Well they just used our project structure named `MyFlaskWebsite` from the tutorial and it went to prod like that. They manage the API and 5 years later the name has not been changed.
Every time I see it I die a little inside.<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck. Just last year I sent a terminal screenshot to some colleagues and they all saw that the root directory I'd been working out of since the genesis of the project was called "typescript-test". The github repo was properly named at least.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | CoastingUphill | ioo690x | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The exhausting part is you've been in 12 meetings over 2 months to decide that it should be blue. THAT blue, not THAT blue.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | Sockoflegend | iootd03 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because the senior understands everything that could go wrong changing that damn color.<|eor|><|sor|>There is absolutely no fucking way I am just going to hardcode some CSS into background: 'blue'.
We need to add the option to change this color into the design system but normally it just takes brand-color-button so we need an facility for secondary buttons with different colors added and a system for defining their locations. I have added a meeting with the design team to our calendar. Once those decisions are made we can update the design tokens with the new values, add the button type into the view model for the template and update our SASS functions. I'll check the approach with our architect first so we can book that meeting as well before we log the ticket in Jira and then it will be ready for refinement. I would guess we can probably have the ticket added to the sprint by Q1 2023 but don't tell the project manager because they will promise the client it will be done by the end of March and that doesn't allow time for code review, updating the tests and QA. Oh and their button text won't have enough contrast to pass accessibility tests with that background so I'll need to have a client call to work out what to change that to.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmerhumor | wunderbuffer | ioo6jnf | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For me it was about having lax, low income projects, when I was junior, and now I need to talk to chief UI designer, get color change though design consortium, then wait for them to update it in great centralized codebase of styles, run my gradle to refresh local styles, because god forbit I just write variables locally, 5 out of my 10k automated tests will fail, becasue someone decided that it's a good idea to test if button color fetched from web is equals to hardcoded "#337", die inside, update tests by hardcoding new number, because git hook prevents me from pushing with lesser amount of tests than before, die inside again<|eor|><|sor|>> because git hook prevents me from pushing with lesser amount of tests than before
Excuse me, what the fuck...?<|eor|><|sor|>Next step: don't allow to commit less code than before!<|eor|><|sor|>I'ts not a real git hook, but I'm sure my collegues belive it to be a moral virtue<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | migrator16 | oq7kzf | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,527 |
programmerhumor | ibiBgOR | h69xays | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well.. The requirements are still not 100% clear. He wants to be lowered into the grave with or without a coffin? Does he want to be lowered into grave the moment he dies or afterwards? What developers? All that he have worked with or just a subset? What about dead developers he had worked with? What about disabled ones?
So. Many. Questions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,801 |
programmerhumor | RichCorinthian | h6a76h2 | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes, you can look at somebody's profile pic and just KNOW they'd be insufferable to work with.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 920 |
programmerhumor | williane | h69zepz | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well.. The requirements are still not 100% clear. He wants to be lowered into the grave with or without a coffin? Does he want to be lowered into grave the moment he dies or afterwards? What developers? All that he have worked with or just a subset? What about dead developers he had worked with? What about disabled ones?
So. Many. Questions.<|eor|><|sor|>> What about dead developers he had worked with?
NullDeveloperException: developer reference not set to an instance of a developer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 881 |
programmerhumor | how_do_i_read | h6a0vq9 | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well.. The requirements are still not 100% clear. He wants to be lowered into the grave with or without a coffin? Does he want to be lowered into grave the moment he dies or afterwards? What developers? All that he have worked with or just a subset? What about dead developers he had worked with? What about disabled ones?
So. Many. Questions.<|eor|><|sor|>From the requirements, the MVP seems to be to kick his corpse into some hole in the ground.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 827 |
programmerhumor | stakeneggs1 | h69wj1p | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It'll change.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 588 |
programmerhumor | notagoodboye | h6a23ya | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Uh-huh. PM's sit in the middle between the customer and the devs, blaming all the problems on whoever they're not in the room with, and *magically*, it's never their fault in any way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 520 |
programmerhumor | centurijon | h6aorim | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes, you can look at somebody's profile pic and just KNOW they'd be insufferable to work with.<|eor|><|sor|>That's exactly what I look for in someone titled "speaker and mentor", tweeting shit about people they've worked with<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 422 |
programmerhumor | Hit_the_reser_button | h6a23rh | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It'll change.<|eor|><|sor|>Crap, now he wants cremation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 292 |
programmerhumor | lucidspoon | h6adgo7 | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well.. The requirements are still not 100% clear. He wants to be lowered into the grave with or without a coffin? Does he want to be lowered into grave the moment he dies or afterwards? What developers? All that he have worked with or just a subset? What about dead developers he had worked with? What about disabled ones?
So. Many. Questions.<|eor|><|sor|>From the requirements, the MVP seems to be to kick his corpse into some hole in the ground.<|eor|><|sor|>We'll add the rest of the features in a future release. Promise.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 292 |
programmerhumor | corn_soup | h6aaovv | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The dead can't complain. just throw the corpse into nearest recycle bin, close the jira ticket and move on to the next one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | Jamesdzn | h69yfa9 | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does he have a spec for that or is it another 2 liner on slack?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | artnos | h6ajmj1 | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Uh-huh. PM's sit in the middle between the customer and the devs, blaming all the problems on whoever they're not in the room with, and *magically*, it's never their fault in any way.<|eor|><|sor|>PM should be developers who dont want to code anymore. We are more organized and know what we are talking about.
Developers dont need PM we just need someone who takes good notes thats it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | 2_7182818 | h6apw9z | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes, you can look at somebody's profile pic and just KNOW they'd be insufferable to work with.<|eor|><|sor|>That's exactly what I look for in someone titled "speaker and mentor", tweeting shit about people they've worked with<|eor|><|sor|>I feel like dont publicly shit talk dozens of former colleagues is an incredibly low bar that somehow this dude managed to trip over for a few LinkedIn points.
Seems like the kind of person who perpetually works in start-ups because they cant get hired anywhere else.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmerhumor | TheRealDrSarcasmo | h6ahkp2 | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Speaker and mentor".
Well, I'm sure the first half is correct.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | PM_MeYourTacos | h6av1h3 | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a product manager, the best piece of advice I have ever gotten is: treat your devs well, because theyre a hell of a lot better at product management than you are at writing code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | matthieuC | h6aspzf | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes, you can look at somebody's profile pic and just KNOW they'd be insufferable to work with.<|eor|><|sor|>That's exactly what I look for in someone titled "speaker and mentor", tweeting shit about people they've worked with<|eor|><|sor|>> speaker and mentor
"I never deliver projects so I have a lot of time to talk"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | RolyPoly1320 | h6a4oda | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It'll change.<|eor|><|sor|>Crap, now he wants cremation.<|eor|><|sor|>He wants the devs to burn him one last time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmerhumor | LostTeleporter | h6aacqh | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well.. The requirements are still not 100% clear. He wants to be lowered into the grave with or without a coffin? Does he want to be lowered into grave the moment he dies or afterwards? What developers? All that he have worked with or just a subset? What about dead developers he had worked with? What about disabled ones?
So. Many. Questions.<|eor|><|sor|>> What about dead developers he had worked with?
NullDeveloperException: developer reference not set to an instance of a developer<|eor|><|sor|>Just out of curiosity - is it a good idea to catch NPEs and throw a custom NPE?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | AttackOfTheThumbs | h6abqco | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fucking dumbass product managers that don't realize they are the problem.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | Handsignals24 | h6anbli | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Uh-huh. PM's sit in the middle between the customer and the devs, blaming all the problems on whoever they're not in the room with, and *magically*, it's never their fault in any way.<|eor|><|sor|>PM should be developers who dont want to code anymore. We are more organized and know what we are talking about.
Developers dont need PM we just need someone who takes good notes thats it.<|eor|><|sor|>Semi OK in principle, until you get to the "talking to the customer" part.
There are lots of exceptions, but devs tend to be bad at that more often than not.<|eor|><|sor|>Why cant you code xyz feature?
Why cant YOU code xyz feature?
-my buddy responding to complaints on the internet<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | tamilvanan31 | v2atlx | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,513 |
programmerhumor | phriskiii | iarjdqd | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That takes commitment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,408 |
programmerhumor | NoxteRRR | iarh6lq | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, all my commits to new projects that I won't ever finish and will be forgotten<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 651 |
programmerhumor | _Eruh | iarkewy | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That takes commitment.<|eor|><|sor|>I also think you need to push very hard<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 591 |
programmerhumor | rover-8 | iarm2tu | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The commit history shows this guy checks into the bathroom a lot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 383 |
programmerhumor | Anukaki | iarnojj | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TBH, fully white ones count as GitHub as well if you're lazy like me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | Authorises1 | iarkgat | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, all my commits to new projects that I won't ever finish and will be forgotten<|eor|><|sor|>'Projects' Bah! They're business ideas <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | Ok-Kaleidoscope5627 | iarwgtk | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TBH, fully white ones count as GitHub as well if you're lazy like me.<|eor|><|sor|>I genuinely struggle to understand how some people manage to output so much code. There was one person I was looking at who's chart was pretty much solid green. Not even weekends off. And they were committing to multiple major projects and pretty substantial commits too from what I saw.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | Aeiou-Reddit | ias0736 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That takes commitment.<|eor|><|sor|>I also think you need to push very hard<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Fragmentation*
Defragmentation is a process of reverting fragmentation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
programmerhumor | Lone_Admin | iarkcnt | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, github at home<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | _alright_then_ | iarxuqr | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TBH, fully white ones count as GitHub as well if you're lazy like me.<|eor|><|sor|>I genuinely struggle to understand how some people manage to output so much code. There was one person I was looking at who's chart was pretty much solid green. Not even weekends off. And they were committing to multiple major projects and pretty substantial commits too from what I saw.<|eor|><|sor|>It just seems unhealthy to me to do this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | PsychoNerd91 | ias0mu7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The commit history shows this guy checks into the bathroom a lot<|eor|><|sor|>My commits are far more consistent.
A consistent light green.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programmerhumor | DankLord420x69x | iarzwlu | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TBH, fully white ones count as GitHub as well if you're lazy like me.<|eor|><|sor|>I genuinely struggle to understand how some people manage to output so much code. There was one person I was looking at who's chart was pretty much solid green. Not even weekends off. And they were committing to multiple major projects and pretty substantial commits too from what I saw.<|eor|><|sor|>Some people just enjoy it and it's not effort. Like how some people play video games all day every day and never get sick of it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmerhumor | nerokaeclone | iartbei | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>work until your github look like a bathroom<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmerhumor | DotEXEGaming | iarkhy6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, all my commits to new projects that I won't ever finish and will be forgotten<|eor|><|sor|>'Projects' Bah! They're business ideas <|eor|><|sor|>quality comment<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmerhumor | Untgradd | ias1tas | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That takes commitment.<|eor|><|sor|>I also think you need to push very hard<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Fragmentation*
Defragmentation is a process of reverting fragmentation<|eor|><|sor|>Yep yep everyone seems to forget that you need to get rid of the fraggles. Pesky little things they are.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmerhumor | Koujinkamu | iars6w4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of childhood, when I was just watching the disk de-fragmentation graphics<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmerhumor | Neutraali | iarh4mf | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They've certainly nailed the "pissing contest" -aspect!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmerhumor | polskidankmemer | iarurnc | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this was the only meme I didn't understand pls help me understand<|eor|><|sor|>GitHub displays a heat map of your commits on your profile as colored squares ranging from white (no commits) to dark green (a lot of commits) for every day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmerhumor | drunken_doctor | iass8w1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TBH, fully white ones count as GitHub as well if you're lazy like me.<|eor|><|sor|>I genuinely struggle to understand how some people manage to output so much code. There was one person I was looking at who's chart was pretty much solid green. Not even weekends off. And they were committing to multiple major projects and pretty substantial commits too from what I saw.<|eor|><|sor|>It just seems unhealthy to me to do this<|eor|><|sor|>One of my roommates was this guy. His justification was his wanting to retire early, and he did just that. He made a few startups, sold them, and proceeded to retire after working for ~5 years. The problem is, now that he's retired, he is still doing this and is still living like a total ascetic.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmerhumor | micketic | y6zreq | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,436 |
programmerhumor | freistil90 | iss3nho | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont see the Nintendo 3DS in that selection you fucking tool<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,037 |
programmerhumor | GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B | iss1kib | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once tried to browse the web on a Kindle.
It was not a pleasant experience.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,242 |
programmerhumor | QuirkyPee | issgfcs | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont see the Nintendo 3DS in that selection you fucking tool<|eor|><|sor|>Don't be rude. The cunt probably just forgot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,931 |
programmerhumor | CallMeRawie | issw962 | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont see the Nintendo 3DS in that selection you fucking tool<|eor|><|sor|>Don't be rude. The cunt probably just forgot.<|eor|><|sor|>It's fine this dipshit thinks web developers still test on Blackberries.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,524 |
programmerhumor | thebatmanandrobin | iss1hlf | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have my HTML/CSS/JS follow the "Law of Tinder":
If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,485 |
programmerhumor | oretseJ | iss0srf | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a proud owner of a 3:2 resolution smartphone, I can assure you that most "web developers" are unaware of my existence.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,403 |
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