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programmerhumor | PUSH_AX | e7mzmmc | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stars collapse under their own mass when its `node_modules` folder has more than 50 dependencies. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 359 |
programmerhumor | deathradio | e7n52mr | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does this subreddit like any languages or just hate all of them?<|eor|><|sor|>Just karma farming. Write *JavaScript is bad* and you get 4k upvotes. Simple.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | Consibl | e7mwj1q | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What about that guy Elon Musk killed by firing him into a planet driving a Tesla?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 206 |
programmerhumor | BITCH_DROWNER | e7n3wfu | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does this subreddit like any languages or just hate all of them?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
programmerhumor | burnmp3s | e7n00d7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mars could have had JS millions of years ago
Will have to do some more research<|eor|><|soopr|>Maybe thats why there is no life on Mars anymore....<|eoopr|><|sor|>Mars has had millions of lines of C code running on it for years, an... | 176 |
programmerhumor | PixxlMan | e7n5j6v | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does this subreddit like any languages or just hate all of them?<|eor|><|sor|>Just karma farming. Write *JavaScript is bad* and you get 4k upvotes. Simple.<|eor|><|soopr|>*6k<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | I_am_the_inchworm | e7n64w2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone else find it sad we haven't managed to die on another planet yet?<|eor|><|sor|>Unacceptable, Im killing myself as soon as I get to the moon. Not having this...<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, it would be a small improvement. Still ... | 140 |
programmerhumor | Trekiros | e7n3df8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>So you're saying Venus has a toxic atmosphere just so it can defend itself from the threat of Javascript.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Is there a venus.js?
That's a stupid question, of course there is.... | 138 |
programmerhumor | PJvG | e7n01hx | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What about that guy Elon Musk killed by firing him into a planet driving a Tesla?<|eor|><|sor|>Starman?
He hasn't crashed yet: http://www.whereisroadster.com/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | burnmp3s | e7n10un | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mars could have had JS millions of years ago
Will have to do some more research<|eor|><|soopr|>Maybe thats why there is no life on Mars anymore....<|eoopr|><|sor|>Mars has had millions of lines of C code running on it for years, an... | 106 |
programmerhumor | D3mona7or | e7nb15v | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stars collapse under their own mass when its `node_modules` folder has more than 50 dependencies. <|eor|><|sor|>Yikes, only 50? Is this a new project?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmerhumor | farkedup82 | e7mzfgj | <|sols|><|sot|>I think not...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UYJIm2E.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone else find it sad we haven't managed to die on another planet yet?<|eor|><|sor|>Unacceptable, Im killing myself as soon as I get to the moon. Not having this...<|eor|><|sor|>Moon is not a planet<|eor|><|sor|>fine... I'll ... | 90 |
programmerhumor | _megas | t41x39 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,620 |
programmerhumor | Hk-Neowizard | hyvvhsh | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, every other morning<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 634 |
programmerhumor | Zszywek | hyw0fjw | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Btw, that's the photo of the professor who just read he got a Nobel prize<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 427 |
programmerhumor | Somerandomedude1q2w | hyw28x0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, every other morning<|eor|><|sor|>I'll do you one better. That's me after I come back from lunch. Occasionally I can go take a shit and forget what I'm doing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 373 |
programmerhumor | Atka11 | hyw9wrt | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, every other morning<|eor|><|sor|>I'll do you one better. That's me after I come back from lunch. Occasionally I can go take a shit and forget what I'm doing.<|eor|><|sor|>me after blinking<|eor|><|eols|><|endo... | 186 |
programmerhumor | kinokofurai | hyw302a | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that is why I put comments like // you are doing shit here and you realize that ... so you are doing this shit on the next day
Edit: okay this is just a lazy example. As someone pointed out the comment is still u... | 149 |
programmerhumor | Few_Importance_7615 | hywa07a | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thats why code comments exist: to inform the fools staring at it whats going on where, what does work, what doesn't, and why that weird bit of code is on line 167....
Just remember: in the morning, that fool is Y... | 94 |
programmerhumor | xyzzyx13 | hywe5r1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Btw, that's the photo of the professor who just read he got a Nobel prize<|eor|><|sor|>Yep, Michel Mayor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmerhumor | Somerandomedude1q2w | hyw9xrb | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, every other morning<|eor|><|sor|>I'll do you one better. That's me after I come back from lunch. Occasionally I can go take a shit and forget what I'm doing.<|eor|><|sor|>me after blinking<|eor|><|sor|>Shit. Y... | 81 |
programmerhumor | ReactsWithWords | hyweq8w | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Btw, that's the photo of the professor who just read he got a Nobel prize<|eor|><|sor|>Yep, Michel Mayor.<|eor|><|sor|>The guy who voiced Shrek got a Nobel prize!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmerhumor | DuckPresident1 | hyw91fz | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that is why I put comments like // you are doing shit here and you realize that ... so you are doing this shit on the next day
Edit: okay this is just a lazy example. As someone pointed out the comment is still u... | 49 |
programmerhumor | M-fz | hywjavh | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that is why I put comments like // you are doing shit here and you realize that ... so you are doing this shit on the next day
Edit: okay this is just a lazy example. As someone pointed out the comment is still u... | 41 |
programmerhumor | rajboy3 | hyw0u3p | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I write shit down on a post it and stick it on my window<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmerhumor | Rabid_Raptor | hywg578 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that is why I put comments like // you are doing shit here and you realize that ... so you are doing this shit on the next day
Edit: okay this is just a lazy example. As someone pointed out the comment is still u... | 39 |
programmerhumor | Jaybold | hywjdoy | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Btw, that's the photo of the professor who just read he got a Nobel prize<|eor|><|sor|>Yep, Michel Mayor.<|eor|><|sor|>The guy who voiced Shrek got a Nobel prize!?<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, if that isn't worth a Nobel,... | 38 |
programmerhumor | MyNameIsSushi | hywqnv8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that is why I put comments like // you are doing shit here and you realize that ... so you are doing this shit on the next day
Edit: okay this is just a lazy example. As someone pointed out the comment is still u... | 30 |
programmerhumor | CorrenteAlternata | hywm5nx | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, every other morning<|eor|><|sor|>I'll do you one better. That's me after I come back from lunch. Occasionally I can go take a shit and forget what I'm doing.<|eor|><|sor|>me after blinking<|eor|><|sor|>Shit. Y... | 28 |
programmerhumor | RexMinimus | hywe3l3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I write shit down on a post it and stick it on my window<|eor|><|sor|>It works. At the end of the day I write down 3-5 of the most important things I need to do next. There's no more guessing what has ... | 27 |
programmerhumor | Jaybold | hywjloe | <|sols|><|sot|>Wait, what is happening here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e42h95zg0qk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thats why code comments exist: to inform the fools staring at it whats going on where, what does work, what doesn't, and why that weird bit of code is on line 167....
Just remember: in the morning, that fool is Y... | 21 |
programmerhumor | virgin_boi69 | xfqjz8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,592 |
programmerhumor | zortlord | ionuobl | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because the senior understands everything that could go wrong changing that damn color.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,319 |
programmerhumor | Classy_Mouse | iooa1a6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because the senior understands everything that could go wrong changing that damn color.<|eor|><|sor|>You just know, somewhere out there, there is a website where all of the buttons call the same function and that f... | 2,175 |
programmerhumor | wunderbuffer | ionw6hp | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For me it was about having lax, low income projects, when I was junior, and now I need to talk to chief UI designer, get color change though design consortium, then wait for them to update it in great centralized codebase... | 2,113 |
programmerhumor | baconbrand | iooj8gl | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because the senior understands everything that could go wrong changing that damn color.<|eor|><|sor|>You just know, somewhere out there, there is a website where all of the buttons call the same function and that f... | 1,146 |
programmerhumor | SyrupLamp | ionzkow | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The more senior you become, the less time you have to do anything. Finding a free space between meetings to do actual coding is a luxury.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 813 |
programmerhumor | abd53 | ionukuv | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun but true fact, making a small change in an existing codebase is harder than creating a new codebase from scratch.
Edit: Sorry, bad wording. Not comparing making one change to rewriting entire codebase. Comparing doin... | 805 |
programmerhumor | ThoseThingsAreWeird | ioo2dp6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For me it was about having lax, low income projects, when I was junior, and now I need to talk to chief UI designer, get color change though design consortium, then wait for them to update it in great centralized codebase... | 678 |
programmerhumor | _casualism | ioo6zy5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because the senior understands everything that could go wrong changing that damn color.<|eor|><|sor|>"The RGB is shooting at us!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 649 |
programmerhumor | who_you_are | ioo3dxw | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For me it was about having lax, low income projects, when I was junior, and now I need to talk to chief UI designer, get color change though design consortium, then wait for them to update it in great centralized codebase... | 509 |
programmerhumor | crankbot2000 | iooluud | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because the senior understands everything that could go wrong changing that damn color.<|eor|><|sor|>You just know, somewhere out there, there is a website where all of the buttons call the same function and that f... | 482 |
programmerhumor | mwax321 | iooknhl | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For me it was about having lax, low income projects, when I was junior, and now I need to talk to chief UI designer, get color change though design consortium, then wait for them to update it in great centralized codebase... | 474 |
programmerhumor | WishOnSpaceHardware | ionx4jp | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun but true fact, making a small change in an existing codebase is harder than creating a new codebase from scratch.
Edit: Sorry, bad wording. Not comparing making one change to rewriting entire codebase. Comparing doin... | 391 |
programmerhumor | pab_guy | iooah75 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Junior dev: DevOps? Testing? User acceptance? Enterprise context of any kind? What's that?
Senior dev: We can't change the color of that button, it's too risky and I don't have time to deal with the political fallout. F... | 380 |
programmerhumor | Spare-Blacksmith1376 | iopahlh | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because the senior understands everything that could go wrong changing that damn color.<|eor|><|sor|>You just know, somewhere out there, there is a website where all of the buttons call the same function and that f... | 289 |
programmerhumor | The-Albear | ioo7f7x | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But, what shade of blue dose marketing want? You need to read this 40 person email chain to find the answer.
And the answer, is everyone like the colour of the head designers jumper. They work if a different time zone,... | 249 |
programmerhumor | who_you_are | ioo3or5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The more senior you become, the less time you have to do anything. Finding a free space between meetings to do actual coding is a luxury.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm lucky enough to not have lot of useless "meeting", but I end up h... | 235 |
programmerhumor | alexxxor | ioow7sq | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because the senior understands everything that could go wrong changing that damn color.<|eor|><|sor|>You just know, somewhere out there, there is a website where all of the buttons call the same function and that f... | 171 |
programmerhumor | CoastingUphill | ioo690x | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The exhausting part is you've been in 12 meetings over 2 months to decide that it should be blue. THAT blue, not THAT blue.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | Sockoflegend | iootd03 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because the senior understands everything that could go wrong changing that damn color.<|eor|><|sor|>There is absolutely no fucking way I am just going to hardcode some CSS into background: 'blue'.
We need to add ... | 163 |
programmerhumor | wunderbuffer | ioo6jnf | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on true events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sok5wlg4x7o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For me it was about having lax, low income projects, when I was junior, and now I need to talk to chief UI designer, get color change though design consortium, then wait for them to update it in great centralized codebase... | 158 |
programmerhumor | migrator16 | oq7kzf | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,527 |
programmerhumor | ibiBgOR | h69xays | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well.. The requirements are still not 100% clear. He wants to be lowered into the grave with or without a coffin? Does he want to be lowered into grave the moment he dies or afterwards? What developers? All that he have worked with ... | 2,801 |
programmerhumor | RichCorinthian | h6a76h2 | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes, you can look at somebody's profile pic and just KNOW they'd be insufferable to work with.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 920 |
programmerhumor | williane | h69zepz | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well.. The requirements are still not 100% clear. He wants to be lowered into the grave with or without a coffin? Does he want to be lowered into grave the moment he dies or afterwards? What developers? All that he have worked with ... | 881 |
programmerhumor | how_do_i_read | h6a0vq9 | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well.. The requirements are still not 100% clear. He wants to be lowered into the grave with or without a coffin? Does he want to be lowered into grave the moment he dies or afterwards? What developers? All that he have worked with ... | 827 |
programmerhumor | stakeneggs1 | h69wj1p | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It'll change.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 588 |
programmerhumor | notagoodboye | h6a23ya | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Uh-huh. PM's sit in the middle between the customer and the devs, blaming all the problems on whoever they're not in the room with, and *magically*, it's never their fault in any way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 520 |
programmerhumor | centurijon | h6aorim | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes, you can look at somebody's profile pic and just KNOW they'd be insufferable to work with.<|eor|><|sor|>That's exactly what I look for in someone titled "speaker and mentor", tweeting shit about people they've worked with<... | 422 |
programmerhumor | Hit_the_reser_button | h6a23rh | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It'll change.<|eor|><|sor|>Crap, now he wants cremation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 292 |
programmerhumor | lucidspoon | h6adgo7 | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well.. The requirements are still not 100% clear. He wants to be lowered into the grave with or without a coffin? Does he want to be lowered into grave the moment he dies or afterwards? What developers? All that he have worked with ... | 292 |
programmerhumor | corn_soup | h6aaovv | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The dead can't complain. just throw the corpse into nearest recycle bin, close the jira ticket and move on to the next one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | Jamesdzn | h69yfa9 | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does he have a spec for that or is it another 2 liner on slack?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | artnos | h6ajmj1 | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Uh-huh. PM's sit in the middle between the customer and the devs, blaming all the problems on whoever they're not in the room with, and *magically*, it's never their fault in any way.<|eor|><|sor|>PM should be developers who dont wa... | 185 |
programmerhumor | 2_7182818 | h6apw9z | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes, you can look at somebody's profile pic and just KNOW they'd be insufferable to work with.<|eor|><|sor|>That's exactly what I look for in someone titled "speaker and mentor", tweeting shit about people they've worked with<... | 184 |
programmerhumor | TheRealDrSarcasmo | h6ahkp2 | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Speaker and mentor".
Well, I'm sure the first half is correct.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | PM_MeYourTacos | h6av1h3 | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a product manager, the best piece of advice I have ever gotten is: treat your devs well, because theyre a hell of a lot better at product management than you are at writing code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | matthieuC | h6aspzf | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes, you can look at somebody's profile pic and just KNOW they'd be insufferable to work with.<|eor|><|sor|>That's exactly what I look for in someone titled "speaker and mentor", tweeting shit about people they've worked with<... | 167 |
programmerhumor | RolyPoly1320 | h6a4oda | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It'll change.<|eor|><|sor|>Crap, now he wants cremation.<|eor|><|sor|>He wants the devs to burn him one last time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmerhumor | LostTeleporter | h6aacqh | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well.. The requirements are still not 100% clear. He wants to be lowered into the grave with or without a coffin? Does he want to be lowered into grave the moment he dies or afterwards? What developers? All that he have worked with ... | 119 |
programmerhumor | AttackOfTheThumbs | h6abqco | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fucking dumbass product managers that don't realize they are the problem.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | Handsignals24 | h6anbli | <|sols|><|sot|>One last wish <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/z697v24.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Uh-huh. PM's sit in the middle between the customer and the devs, blaming all the problems on whoever they're not in the room with, and *magically*, it's never their fault in any way.<|eor|><|sor|>PM should be developers who dont wa... | 109 |
programmerhumor | tamilvanan31 | v2atlx | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,513 |
programmerhumor | phriskiii | iarjdqd | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That takes commitment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,408 |
programmerhumor | NoxteRRR | iarh6lq | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, all my commits to new projects that I won't ever finish and will be forgotten<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 651 |
programmerhumor | _Eruh | iarkewy | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That takes commitment.<|eor|><|sor|>I also think you need to push very hard<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 591 |
programmerhumor | rover-8 | iarm2tu | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The commit history shows this guy checks into the bathroom a lot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 383 |
programmerhumor | Anukaki | iarnojj | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TBH, fully white ones count as GitHub as well if you're lazy like me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | Authorises1 | iarkgat | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, all my commits to new projects that I won't ever finish and will be forgotten<|eor|><|sor|>'Projects' Bah! They're business ideas <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | Ok-Kaleidoscope5627 | iarwgtk | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TBH, fully white ones count as GitHub as well if you're lazy like me.<|eor|><|sor|>I genuinely struggle to understand how some people manage to output so much code. There was one person I was looking at who's chart was pretty m... | 132 |
programmerhumor | Aeiou-Reddit | ias0736 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That takes commitment.<|eor|><|sor|>I also think you need to push very hard<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Fragmentation*
Defragmentation is a process of reverting fragmentation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
programmerhumor | Lone_Admin | iarkcnt | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, github at home<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | _alright_then_ | iarxuqr | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TBH, fully white ones count as GitHub as well if you're lazy like me.<|eor|><|sor|>I genuinely struggle to understand how some people manage to output so much code. There was one person I was looking at who's chart was pretty m... | 90 |
programmerhumor | PsychoNerd91 | ias0mu7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The commit history shows this guy checks into the bathroom a lot<|eor|><|sor|>My commits are far more consistent.
A consistent light green.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programmerhumor | DankLord420x69x | iarzwlu | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TBH, fully white ones count as GitHub as well if you're lazy like me.<|eor|><|sor|>I genuinely struggle to understand how some people manage to output so much code. There was one person I was looking at who's chart was pretty m... | 67 |
programmerhumor | nerokaeclone | iartbei | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>work until your github look like a bathroom<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmerhumor | DotEXEGaming | iarkhy6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, all my commits to new projects that I won't ever finish and will be forgotten<|eor|><|sor|>'Projects' Bah! They're business ideas <|eor|><|sor|>quality comment<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmerhumor | Untgradd | ias1tas | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That takes commitment.<|eor|><|sor|>I also think you need to push very hard<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Fragmentation*
Defragmentation is a process of reverting fragmentation<|eor|><|sor|>Yep yep everyone seems to for... | 40 |
programmerhumor | Koujinkamu | iars6w4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of childhood, when I was just watching the disk de-fragmentation graphics<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmerhumor | Neutraali | iarh4mf | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They've certainly nailed the "pissing contest" -aspect!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmerhumor | polskidankmemer | iarurnc | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this was the only meme I didn't understand pls help me understand<|eor|><|sor|>GitHub displays a heat map of your commits on your profile as colored squares ranging from white (no commits) to dark green (a lot of commits) for e... | 33 |
programmerhumor | drunken_doctor | iass8w1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude is a pro!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mltqiyxfjy291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TBH, fully white ones count as GitHub as well if you're lazy like me.<|eor|><|sor|>I genuinely struggle to understand how some people manage to output so much code. There was one person I was looking at who's chart was pretty m... | 30 |
programmerhumor | micketic | y6zreq | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,436 |
programmerhumor | freistil90 | iss3nho | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont see the Nintendo 3DS in that selection you fucking tool<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,037 |
programmerhumor | GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B | iss1kib | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once tried to browse the web on a Kindle.
It was not a pleasant experience.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,242 |
programmerhumor | QuirkyPee | issgfcs | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont see the Nintendo 3DS in that selection you fucking tool<|eor|><|sor|>Don't be rude. The cunt probably just forgot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,931 |
programmerhumor | CallMeRawie | issw962 | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont see the Nintendo 3DS in that selection you fucking tool<|eor|><|sor|>Don't be rude. The cunt probably just forgot.<|eor|><|sor|>It's fine this dipshit thinks we... | 1,524 |
programmerhumor | thebatmanandrobin | iss1hlf | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have my HTML/CSS/JS follow the "Law of Tinder":
If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,485 |
programmerhumor | oretseJ | iss0srf | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a proud owner of a 3:2 resolution smartphone, I can assure you that most "web developers" are unaware of my existence.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,403 |
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