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programmerhumor | MoffKalast | issa92t | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once tried to browse the web on a Kindle.
It was not a pleasant experience.<|eor|><|sor|>*furious eink refreshing intensifies*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,388 |
programmerhumor | vainstar23 | iss3cod | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Responsive design > pixel perfect design<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,376 |
programmerhumor | Andis-x | isryale | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plus on few Windows versions, some dozen linux distros times different browser count. Times different resolutions and pixel densities.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,072 |
programmerhumor | TheRealCCHD | isrz3c2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plus on few Windows versions, some dozen linux distros times different browser count. Times different resolutions and pixel densities.<|eor|><|sor|>Or just don't test ... | 855 |
programmerhumor | rythmik1 | isszdr4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont see the Nintendo 3DS in that selection you fucking tool<|eor|><|sor|>Don't be rude. The cunt probably just forgot.<|eor|><|sor|>It's fine this dipshit thinks we... | 795 |
programmerhumor | omgsoftcats | issr71c | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once tried to browse the web on a Kindle.
It was not a pleasant experience.<|eor|><|sor|>*furious eink refreshing intensifies*<|eor|><|sor|>I saw someone at a homel... | 539 |
programmerhumor | Seyon | isstwkc | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once tried to browse the web on a Kindle.
It was not a pleasant experience.<|eor|><|sor|>*furious eink refreshing intensifies*<|eor|><|sor|>I saw someone at a homel... | 534 |
programmerhumor | Nintenderloin64 | issy96e | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once tried to browse the web on a Kindle.
It was not a pleasant experience.<|eor|><|sor|>*furious eink refreshing intensifies*<|eor|><|sor|>I saw someone at a homel... | 411 |
programmerhumor | EarwigFo | iss4qi3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Responsive design > pixel perfect design<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly. Until theres an issue in safari iOS but works fine in Chrome Dev Tools Emulation and on my iPhone but no... | 380 |
programmerhumor | Nintenderloin64 | issyio0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once tried to browse the web on a Kindle.
It was not a pleasant experience.<|eor|><|sor|>*furious eink refreshing intensifies*<|eor|><|sor|>I saw someone at a homel... | 368 |
programmerhumor | AgVargr | iss5zo6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plus on few Windows versions, some dozen linux distros times different browser count. Times different resolutions and pixel densities.<|eor|><|sor|>Or just don't test ... | 363 |
programmerhumor | EatPlayAvoidMoving | iss0efs | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Test on a MacOS & mobile iOS safaris, Windows Chrome & Firefox, Android Chrome and you're done.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmerhumor | Seyon | issybd3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once tried to browse the web on a Kindle.
It was not a pleasant experience.<|eor|><|sor|>*furious eink refreshing intensifies*<|eor|><|sor|>I saw someone at a homel... | 358 |
programmerhumor | Spiderbubble | issxcov | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have my HTML/CSS/JS follow the "Law of Tinder":
If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best!<|eor|><|sor|>Web dev is always at its wors... | 345 |
programmerhumor | vanessabaxton | 1109g27 | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,427 |
programmerhumor | SlipFellLandedOn | j87qrbp | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Good luck to the guys reviewing the PR<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,643 |
programmerhumor | Emotional_Cookie2442 | j87rstx | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Didn't anyone check up on him? I mean writing nearly 2M loc should take about a year at *least*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,411 |
programmerhumor | PzMcQuire | j87usfj | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>That has to be some kind of a formatter thing no?
Pls tell me they committed on a friday as well<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,022 |
programmerhumor | vanessabaxton | j87v4mk | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>That has to be some kind of a formatter thing no?
Pls tell me they committed on a friday as well<|eor|><|soopr|>On Friday after 3pm<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,342 |
programmerhumor | greater_gatsby12 | j87zzo6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Good luck to the guys reviewing the PR<|eor|><|sor|>You guys review PRs?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,020 |
programmerhumor | serendipitousPi | j8812jl | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Good luck to the guys reviewing the PR<|eor|><|sor|>You guys review PRs?<|eor|><|sor|>Just comment Tldr and approve, its that easy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,800 |
programmerhumor | vsjoe | j87qk75 | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now I know how super bugs are created.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,598 |
programmerhumor | FeelingSurprise | j87t8qt | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Didn't anyone check up on him? I mean writing nearly 2M loc should take about a year at *least*<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sure it's just some auto-formatter issue.<|eor|><|eols|><|e... | 2,497 |
programmerhumor | Outrageous-Machine-5 | j87u20s | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Didn't anyone check up on him? I mean writing nearly 2M loc should take about a year at *least*<|eor|><|sor|>He asked chatGPT for 2M lines of enterprise saas application<|e... | 1,965 |
programmerhumor | PzMcQuire | j87v80y | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>That has to be some kind of a formatter thing no?
Pls tell me they committed on a friday as well<|eor|><|soopr|>On Friday after 3pm<|eoopr|><|sor|>Perfect, as all things ... | 1,964 |
programmerhumor | Sacred_B | j87r7em | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>\*needs work\*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,750 |
programmerhumor | gvozdeni88 | j87tvwn | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Looks good. Approve<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,490 |
programmerhumor | glorious_reptile | j87v4qs | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now I know how super bugs are created.<|eor|><|sor|>This one pull request created Covid<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,289 |
programmerhumor | willyrs | j87zfw9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Didn't anyone check up on him? I mean writing nearly 2M loc should take about a year at *least*<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sure it's just some auto-formatter issue.<|eor|><|sor|>Or m... | 1,079 |
programmerhumor | coolkid42069911 | j87ynqj | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>He probably just accidentally pushed node_modules<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 938 |
programmerhumor | indifferent-goku | j87s36x | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hire that intern for fixing 600 bugs.
And tjen fire their ass for this nightmare.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 918 |
programmerhumor | rsha256 | j88be92 | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Good luck to the guys reviewing the PR<|eor|><|sor|>You guys review PRs?<|eor|><|sor|>Just comment Tldr and approve, its that easy.<|eor|><|sor|>i comment lgtm and approve ... | 840 |
programmerhumor | ehm_education | j88g3vk | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Good luck to the guys reviewing the PR<|eor|><|sor|>You guys review PRs?<|eor|><|sor|>Just comment Tldr and approve, its that easy.<|eor|><|sor|>i comment lgtm and approve ... | 701 |
programmerhumor | orion78fr | j88gv1l | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Good luck to the guys reviewing the PR<|eor|><|sor|>You guys review PRs?<|eor|><|sor|>Just comment Tldr and approve, its that easy.<|eor|><|sor|>i comment lgtm and approve ... | 655 |
programmerhumor | CheekApprehensive961 | j87ygj5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Didn't anyone check up on him? I mean writing nearly 2M loc should take about a year at *least*<|eor|><|sor|>He asked chatGPT for 2M lines of enterprise saas application<|e... | 559 |
programmerhumor | dgtyn | amfmzr | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,406 |
programmerhumor | uw-70_uo-21 | efls3ot | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My company is starting to use selenium for UI testing. I wonder how thatll replicate the 1000 monkeys banging on a keyboard test.
Edit: my team hasnt touched it yet, as its fairly new to the company. I assume it will be u... | 1,425 |
programmerhumor | lightmatter501 | efly390 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My company is starting to use selenium for UI testing. I wonder how thatll replicate the 1000 monkeys banging on a keyboard test.
Edit: my team hasnt touched it yet, as its fairly new to the company. I assume it will be u... | 511 |
programmerhumor | CSThr0waway123 | eflt2g8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ashamed to say I've done this before.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 446 |
programmerhumor | ZipTheZipper | efm29vt | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What are you talking about? This guy is a genius. He is using the window to support his weight while accessing an interface that is too low to use comfortably while standing and too high and too far away to use from a low-sitt... | 332 |
programmerhumor | _vOv_ | efm1ai4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My company is starting to use selenium for UI testing. I wonder how thatll replicate the 1000 monkeys banging on a keyboard test.
Edit: my team hasnt touched it yet, as its fairly new to the company. I assume it will be u... | 325 |
programmerhumor | itspaisleynotpaige | efm5iow | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." -Douglas Adams <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | irotsoma | efm2gmh | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My company is starting to use selenium for UI testing. I wonder how thatll replicate the 1000 monkeys banging on a keyboard test.
Edit: my team hasnt touched it yet, as its fairly new to the company. I assume it will be u... | 148 |
programmerhumor | root88 | efm3gwg | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ashamed to say I've done this before.<|eor|><|sor|>It's not even weird, he tried to reach out the window to pay the toll and couldn't reach it, so he opened the door to get closer. Getting the whole way out, closing the do... | 108 |
programmerhumor | mortiphago | efm1tfx | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My company is starting to use selenium for UI testing. I wonder how thatll replicate the 1000 monkeys banging on a keyboard test.
Edit: my team hasnt touched it yet, as its fairly new to the company. I assume it will be u... | 97 |
programmerhumor | Keegbear | efm4g11 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ashamed to say I've done this before.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Truest, yet most depressing thing I've read all week.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmerhumor | PaXProSe | efm3bg8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My company is starting to use selenium for UI testing. I wonder how thatll replicate the 1000 monkeys banging on a keyboard test.
Edit: my team hasnt touched it yet, as its fairly new to the company. I assume it will be u... | 57 |
programmerhumor | ciarfet | efmawop | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If the designed interface doesnt work, its not the users fault, its the design which doesnt account for regular human behaviour. What may seem simple to the person creating the interface can be confusing as hell to a user. Rea... | 47 |
programmerhumor | DerekB52 | eflyh32 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ashamed to say I've done this before.<|eor|><|sor|>I was once stuck in a situation where I was gonna need to open my door and stand up to reach the thing, cuz I was too far to the right. But my friends in the car made fun ... | 46 |
programmerhumor | CSThr0waway123 | efm3uh6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ashamed to say I've done this before.<|eor|><|sor|>It's not even weird, he tried to reach out the window to pay the toll and couldn't reach it, so he opened the door to get closer. Getting the whole way out, closing the do... | 46 |
programmerhumor | lelouch_lamperdouche | efm6ptw | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What are you talking about? This guy is a genius. He is using the window to support his weight while accessing an interface that is too low to use comfortably while standing and too high and too far away to use from a low-sitt... | 41 |
programmerhumor | gordane13 | efm6mt7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ticket #84819:
Instructions unclear, body stuck in window<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmerhumor | yonaadug | rbladl | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,399 |
programmerhumor | ElSaludo | hnp7vws | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Commit message: small changes, typo fixes, destroyed all aws servers, added comments<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,524 |
programmerhumor | chinnick967 | hnpax0z | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>u/chinnick967 any comments?<|eor|><|sor|>No, why? Am I supposed to comment my code?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,758 |
programmerhumor | toxic-psyche | hnp2yun | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, we just gon keep getting AWS news from memes now, uh. So, who is this cursed dev.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,655 |
programmerhumor | Mrwebente | hnp9v1c | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Commit message: small changes, typo fixes, destroyed all aws servers, added comments<|eor|><|sor|>I imagine that was pretty much how the Facebook outage happened.
git commit -m "formatting, fixed typo in backbone config, wrote s... | 1,274 |
programmerhumor | Jem014 | hnpaaxa | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>u/chinnick967 any comments?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 735 |
programmerhumor | RolyPoly1320 | hnpeolv | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Commit message: small changes, typo fixes, destroyed all aws servers, added comments<|eor|><|sor|>I imagine that was pretty much how the Facebook outage happened.
git commit -m "formatting, fixed typo in backbone config, wrote s... | 684 |
programmerhumor | ummwut | hnpfhp3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Commit message: small changes, typo fixes, destroyed all aws servers, added comments<|eor|><|sor|>I imagine that was pretty much how the Facebook outage happened.
git commit -m "formatting, fixed typo in backbone config, wrote s... | 587 |
programmerhumor | Sad_Lawyer_3960 | hnpb9ud | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>u/chinnick967 any comments?<|eor|><|sor|>No, why? Am I supposed to comment my code?<|eor|><|sor|>u/chinnick967 thx for ur comment<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 520 |
programmerhumor | wol | hnpfzqo | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love how the internet has a single point of failure. I'd talk more but too busy moving our company over to AWS for reliability.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 429 |
programmerhumor | Macluawn | hnp7q5z | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, we just gon keep getting AWS news from memes now, uh. So, who is this cursed dev.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, now its all about google calendar memes.
Get with the times, zoomer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 417 |
programmerhumor | JBHUTT09 | hnph29v | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Commit message: small changes, typo fixes, destroyed all aws servers, added comments<|eor|><|sor|>I imagine that was pretty much how the Facebook outage happened.
git commit -m "formatting, fixed typo in backbone config, wrote s... | 400 |
programmerhumor | AHeroicLlama | hnpcwb5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>thatsthejoke.jpeg<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 333 |
programmerhumor | Borgh | hnpgl4t | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Commit message: small changes, typo fixes, destroyed all aws servers, added comments<|eor|><|sor|>I imagine that was pretty much how the Facebook outage happened.
git commit -m "formatting, fixed typo in backbone config, wrote s... | 319 |
programmerhumor | LeBaux | hnpkqsx | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>u/chinnick967 any comments?<|eor|><|sor|>No, why? Am I supposed to comment my code?<|eor|><|sor|>Programming is a waste of your potential, comedy is clearly your true calling.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 309 |
programmerhumor | lazyplayer121 | hnp1tw9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Patient Zero has been found.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
programmerhumor | KisakiS2lzYWtp | hnphk86 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Commit message: small changes, typo fixes, destroyed all aws servers, added comments<|eor|><|sor|>I imagine that was pretty much how the Facebook outage happened.
git commit -m "formatting, fixed typo in backbone config, wrote s... | 204 |
programmerhumor | dpash | hnpe6od | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>thatsthejoke.jpeg<|eor|><|sor|>There's quite a bit of /r/whoooosh ing going on by OP.
https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/rb6tdu/z/hnoubt1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | RolyPoly1320 | hnpgbtl | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Commit message: small changes, typo fixes, destroyed all aws servers, added comments<|eor|><|sor|>I imagine that was pretty much how the Facebook outage happened.
git commit -m "formatting, fixed typo in backbone config, wrote s... | 171 |
programmerhumor | ratonbox | hnpj88w | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love how the internet has a single point of failure. I'd talk more but too busy moving our company over to AWS for reliability.<|eor|><|sor|>It doesnt really, its just that companies dont pay for multi-region availability. A lot ... | 170 |
programmerhumor | jerodsanto | yic85p | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,392 |
programmerhumor | iHateRollerCoaster | iui06nm | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then once you finish you just delete everything and start again because it sucks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,555 |
programmerhumor | dagbiker | iuifm70 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Temporary solutions become permanent problems."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 639 |
programmerhumor | GargantuanCake | iuj3o59 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>// This is a disgusting hack but I can't think of any other way to do this.
// TODO - SERIOUSLY FIX THIS BEFORE IT ENDS IN TEARS
// Date - twelve years ago
// Author - some guy who left nine years a... | 579 |
programmerhumor | pimezone | iui3jb3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then once you finish you just delete everything and start again because it sucks<|eor|><|sor|>We don't have time for planning. We need to get to the market as soon as possible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 568 |
programmerhumor | CynicismIsNotWisdom | iui9052 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just much a of a difference in strength does this make?<|eor|><|sor|>will cause large stress concentrations which will cause cracks. This will likely also cause thermal expansion to be uneven and cause cr... | 480 |
programmerhumor | ShadowSlayer1441 | iui4r0q | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just much a of a difference in strength does this make?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 330 |
programmerhumor | brianl047 | iuiva62 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just much a of a difference in strength does this make?<|eor|><|sor|>will cause large stress concentrations which will cause cracks. This will likely also cause thermal expansion to be uneven and cause cr... | 274 |
programmerhumor | ThePrankMonkey | iujrdke | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>// This is a disgusting hack but I can't think of any other way to do this.
// TODO - SERIOUSLY FIX THIS BEFORE IT ENDS IN TEARS
// Date - twelve years ago
// Author - some guy who left nine years a... | 215 |
programmerhumor | thegainsfairy | iuj8844 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then once you finish you just delete everything and start again because it sucks<|eor|><|sor|>We don't have time for planning. We need to get to the market as soon as possible.<|eor|><|sor|>or we have all... | 180 |
programmerhumor | wereii | iuiv3id | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>eXtreme Go Horse (XGH) Process
1. I think therefore it's not XGH. In XGH you don't think, you do the first thing that comes to your mind. There's not a second option as the first one is faster.
2. There ... | 101 |
programmerhumor | bottomknifeprospect | iujf82z | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Temporary solutions become permanent problems."<|eor|><|sor|>If the problem was "I don't want to see my neighbor", this is a perfectly good solution. Durable, fast, doesn't require skilled labor, cheap r... | 98 |
programmerhumor | IsolatedThinker89 | iuj6vw5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just much a of a difference in strength does this make?<|eor|><|sor|>will cause large stress concentrations which will cause cracks. This will likely also cause thermal expansion to be uneven and cause cr... | 96 |
programmerhumor | ThenWhyAreYouUgly | iuiu70k | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then once you finish you just delete everything and start again because it sucks<|eor|><|sor|>Do not try and write perfect code, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth... The client wan... | 87 |
programmerhumor | xijzi | iuj0gqh | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then once you finish you just delete everything and start again because it sucks<|eor|><|sor|>We don't have time for planning. We need to get to the market as soon as possible.<|eor|><|sor|>You either mak... | 83 |
programmerhumor | GargantuanCake | iuk2929 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>// This is a disgusting hack but I can't think of any other way to do this.
// TODO - SERIOUSLY FIX THIS BEFORE IT ENDS IN TEARS
// Date - twelve years ago
// Author - some guy who left nine years a... | 69 |
programmerhumor | posting_random_thing | iujwkb8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then once you finish you just delete everything and start again because it sucks<|eor|><|sor|>We don't have time for planning. We need to get to the market as soon as possible.<|eor|><|sor|>or we have all... | 69 |
programmerhumor | bullinchinastore | iujmmh2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then once you finish you just delete everything and start again because it sucks<|eor|><|sor|>We don't have time for planning. We need to get to the market as soon as possible.<|eor|><|sor|>or we have all... | 64 |
programmerhumor | ineyy | iuipt1i | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just much a of a difference in strength does this make?<|eor|><|sor|>will cause large stress concentrations which will cause cracks. This will likely also cause thermal expansion to be uneven and cause cr... | 61 |
programmerhumor | LeucanthemumVulgare | iuijhqh | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I can't think of a funny comment because this is just too real for me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
programmerhumor | billyyankNova | iuit0ts | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just much a of a difference in strength does this make?<|eor|><|sor|>I doubt this is going to be a load bearing wall. This style is called Hollywood Bond or Drunk Brick.
[https://www.stlouis.style/design... | 55 |
programmerhumor | Dumbledore18 | pwdjzn | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,361 |
programmerhumor | towncalledfargo | hegd334 | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computer Scientists write sorting algorithms*
*At University.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,840 |
programmerhumor | Dumbledore18 | hegdf9q | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computer Scientists write sorting algorithms*
*At University.<|eor|><|soopr|>Facts, true Chads just call .sort() without looking back<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,061 |
programmerhumor | Sir-Fluf | hege7ce | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Starting my CS course was a real shock as someone who had just self taught myself python before and never thought once to do things myself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,603 |
programmerhumor | OneTrueKingOfOOO | hego9fh | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computer scientists write a sorting algorithm once, then call mySort()<|eor|><|sor|> def mySort(myList):
return sort(myList)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,176 |
programmerhumor | ki113r116 | hegn9tp | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computer Scientists write sorting algorithms*
*At University.<|eor|><|soopr|>Facts, true Chads just call .sort() without looking back<|eoopr|><|sor|>std::sort : am I a joke to you<|eor|><|sor|>I dont use C++. Its rife with STD... | 1,873 |
programmerhumor | The_Avocado_Constant | hegs3g8 | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Starting my CS course was a real shock as someone who had just self taught myself python before and never thought once to do things myself.<|eor|><|sor|>I firmly believe a CS degree is much more useful in teaching you how to th... | 1,815 |
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