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programmerhumor | MoffKalast | issa92t | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once tried to browse the web on a Kindle.
It was not a pleasant experience.<|eor|><|sor|>*furious eink refreshing intensifies*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,388 |
programmerhumor | vainstar23 | iss3cod | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Responsive design > pixel perfect design<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,376 |
programmerhumor | Andis-x | isryale | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plus on few Windows versions, some dozen linux distros times different browser count. Times different resolutions and pixel densities.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,072 |
programmerhumor | TheRealCCHD | isrz3c2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plus on few Windows versions, some dozen linux distros times different browser count. Times different resolutions and pixel densities.<|eor|><|sor|>Or just don't test at all and wait for the people using the website to test it for you! \#OutsourcedTesting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 855 |
programmerhumor | rythmik1 | isszdr4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont see the Nintendo 3DS in that selection you fucking tool<|eor|><|sor|>Don't be rude. The cunt probably just forgot.<|eor|><|sor|>It's fine this dipshit thinks web developers still test on Blackberries.<|eor|><|sor|>Yo, cheesedicks, unit testing on Nokia flippy phones or fuck you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 795 |
programmerhumor | omgsoftcats | issr71c | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once tried to browse the web on a Kindle.
It was not a pleasant experience.<|eor|><|sor|>*furious eink refreshing intensifies*<|eor|><|sor|>I saw someone at a homeless shelter one time using the internet on a used PSP (free wifi, cracked screen but still working).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 539 |
programmerhumor | Seyon | isstwkc | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once tried to browse the web on a Kindle.
It was not a pleasant experience.<|eor|><|sor|>*furious eink refreshing intensifies*<|eor|><|sor|>I saw someone at a homeless shelter one time using the internet on a used PSP (free wifi, cracked screen but still working).<|eor|><|sor|>PSP was my Porn Stream Player when I was a teenager in high school.
Parents didn't think to check the history on it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 534 |
programmerhumor | Nintenderloin64 | issy96e | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once tried to browse the web on a Kindle.
It was not a pleasant experience.<|eor|><|sor|>*furious eink refreshing intensifies*<|eor|><|sor|>I saw someone at a homeless shelter one time using the internet on a used PSP (free wifi, cracked screen but still working).<|eor|><|sor|>PSP was my Porn Stream Player when I was a teenager in high school.
Parents didn't think to check the history on it.<|eor|><|sor|>Why would your parents check the history at all? I dont want to know what my kids are wanking it to.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 411 |
programmerhumor | EarwigFo | iss4qi3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Responsive design > pixel perfect design<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly. Until theres an issue in safari iOS but works fine in Chrome Dev Tools Emulation and on my iPhone but not on the clients device<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 380 |
programmerhumor | Nintenderloin64 | issyio0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once tried to browse the web on a Kindle.
It was not a pleasant experience.<|eor|><|sor|>*furious eink refreshing intensifies*<|eor|><|sor|>I saw someone at a homeless shelter one time using the internet on a used PSP (free wifi, cracked screen but still working).<|eor|><|sor|>PSP was my Porn Stream Player when I was a teenager in high school.
Parents didn't think to check the history on it.<|eor|><|sor|>Why would your parents check the history at all? I dont want to know what my kids are wanking it to.<|eor|><|sor|>Catholics<|eor|><|sor|>Short plaid skirts, knee high socks; sure I get it.
Oh you meant they were Catholics. Much less fun.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 368 |
programmerhumor | AgVargr | iss5zo6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plus on few Windows versions, some dozen linux distros times different browser count. Times different resolutions and pixel densities.<|eor|><|sor|>Or just don't test at all and wait for the people using the website to test it for you! \#OutsourcedTesting<|eor|><|sor|>Take a cue from game devs and make the users pay to be the testers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 363 |
programmerhumor | EatPlayAvoidMoving | iss0efs | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Test on a MacOS & mobile iOS safaris, Windows Chrome & Firefox, Android Chrome and you're done.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmerhumor | Seyon | issybd3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once tried to browse the web on a Kindle.
It was not a pleasant experience.<|eor|><|sor|>*furious eink refreshing intensifies*<|eor|><|sor|>I saw someone at a homeless shelter one time using the internet on a used PSP (free wifi, cracked screen but still working).<|eor|><|sor|>PSP was my Porn Stream Player when I was a teenager in high school.
Parents didn't think to check the history on it.<|eor|><|sor|>Why would your parents check the history at all? I dont want to know what my kids are wanking it to.<|eor|><|sor|>Catholics<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmerhumor | Spiderbubble | issxcov | <|sols|><|sot|>Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g0xy6yv8liu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have my HTML/CSS/JS follow the "Law of Tinder":
If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best!<|eor|><|sor|>Web dev is always at its worst though so no worries there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 345 |
programmerhumor | vanessabaxton | 1109g27 | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,427 |
programmerhumor | SlipFellLandedOn | j87qrbp | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Good luck to the guys reviewing the PR<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,643 |
programmerhumor | Emotional_Cookie2442 | j87rstx | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Didn't anyone check up on him? I mean writing nearly 2M loc should take about a year at *least*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,411 |
programmerhumor | PzMcQuire | j87usfj | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>That has to be some kind of a formatter thing no?
Pls tell me they committed on a friday as well<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,022 |
programmerhumor | vanessabaxton | j87v4mk | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>That has to be some kind of a formatter thing no?
Pls tell me they committed on a friday as well<|eor|><|soopr|>On Friday after 3pm<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,342 |
programmerhumor | greater_gatsby12 | j87zzo6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Good luck to the guys reviewing the PR<|eor|><|sor|>You guys review PRs?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,020 |
programmerhumor | serendipitousPi | j8812jl | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Good luck to the guys reviewing the PR<|eor|><|sor|>You guys review PRs?<|eor|><|sor|>Just comment Tldr and approve, its that easy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,800 |
programmerhumor | vsjoe | j87qk75 | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now I know how super bugs are created.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,598 |
programmerhumor | FeelingSurprise | j87t8qt | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Didn't anyone check up on him? I mean writing nearly 2M loc should take about a year at *least*<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sure it's just some auto-formatter issue.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,497 |
programmerhumor | Outrageous-Machine-5 | j87u20s | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Didn't anyone check up on him? I mean writing nearly 2M loc should take about a year at *least*<|eor|><|sor|>He asked chatGPT for 2M lines of enterprise saas application<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,965 |
programmerhumor | PzMcQuire | j87v80y | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>That has to be some kind of a formatter thing no?
Pls tell me they committed on a friday as well<|eor|><|soopr|>On Friday after 3pm<|eoopr|><|sor|>Perfect, as all things should be.
And the deletions surely were test cases. :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,964 |
programmerhumor | Sacred_B | j87r7em | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>\*needs work\*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,750 |
programmerhumor | gvozdeni88 | j87tvwn | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Looks good. Approve<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,490 |
programmerhumor | glorious_reptile | j87v4qs | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now I know how super bugs are created.<|eor|><|sor|>This one pull request created Covid<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,289 |
programmerhumor | willyrs | j87zfw9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Didn't anyone check up on him? I mean writing nearly 2M loc should take about a year at *least*<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sure it's just some auto-formatter issue.<|eor|><|sor|>Or maybe they built in another non-ignored directory. Happened to my colleague that pushed 5M lines changed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,079 |
programmerhumor | coolkid42069911 | j87ynqj | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>He probably just accidentally pushed node_modules<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 938 |
programmerhumor | indifferent-goku | j87s36x | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hire that intern for fixing 600 bugs.
And tjen fire their ass for this nightmare.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 918 |
programmerhumor | rsha256 | j88be92 | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Good luck to the guys reviewing the PR<|eor|><|sor|>You guys review PRs?<|eor|><|sor|>Just comment Tldr and approve, its that easy.<|eor|><|sor|>i comment lgtm and approve :))
\\s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 840 |
programmerhumor | ehm_education | j88g3vk | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Good luck to the guys reviewing the PR<|eor|><|sor|>You guys review PRs?<|eor|><|sor|>Just comment Tldr and approve, its that easy.<|eor|><|sor|>i comment lgtm and approve :))
\\s<|eor|><|sor|>Let's
Go
Teenage
Mutants
?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 701 |
programmerhumor | orion78fr | j88gv1l | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Good luck to the guys reviewing the PR<|eor|><|sor|>You guys review PRs?<|eor|><|sor|>Just comment Tldr and approve, its that easy.<|eor|><|sor|>i comment lgtm and approve :))
\\s<|eor|><|sor|>Let's
Go
Teenage
Mutants
?<|eor|><|sor|>Looks good to me, if you are asking non ironically.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 655 |
programmerhumor | CheekApprehensive961 | j87ygj5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Intern fixes 600 bugs but makes only 1 PR because it's more efficient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj8aeq7agpha1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Didn't anyone check up on him? I mean writing nearly 2M loc should take about a year at *least*<|eor|><|sor|>He asked chatGPT for 2M lines of enterprise saas application<|eor|><|sor|>Spoiler: it's bubble sort<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 559 |
programmerhumor | dgtyn | amfmzr | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,406 |
programmerhumor | uw-70_uo-21 | efls3ot | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My company is starting to use selenium for UI testing. I wonder how thatll replicate the 1000 monkeys banging on a keyboard test.
Edit: my team hasnt touched it yet, as its fairly new to the company. I assume it will be used in addition to user acceptance testing and doing some rollout beta testing, but its good to get a quick baseline of what works and what doesnt. We also have a code smells tool for the backend and front end stuff. I dont remember the name, but its integrated with team foundation server. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,425 |
programmerhumor | lightmatter501 | efly390 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My company is starting to use selenium for UI testing. I wonder how thatll replicate the 1000 monkeys banging on a keyboard test.
Edit: my team hasnt touched it yet, as its fairly new to the company. I assume it will be used in addition to user acceptance testing and doing some rollout beta testing, but its good to get a quick baseline of what works and what doesnt. We also have a code smells tool for the backend and front end stuff. I dont remember the name, but its integrated with team foundation server. <|eor|><|sor|>Random number generator and a switch with every possible user input inside a for loop?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 511 |
programmerhumor | CSThr0waway123 | eflt2g8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ashamed to say I've done this before.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 446 |
programmerhumor | ZipTheZipper | efm29vt | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What are you talking about? This guy is a genius. He is using the window to support his weight while accessing an interface that is too low to use comfortably while standing and too high and too far away to use from a low-sitting vehicle.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 332 |
programmerhumor | _vOv_ | efm1ai4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My company is starting to use selenium for UI testing. I wonder how thatll replicate the 1000 monkeys banging on a keyboard test.
Edit: my team hasnt touched it yet, as its fairly new to the company. I assume it will be used in addition to user acceptance testing and doing some rollout beta testing, but its good to get a quick baseline of what works and what doesnt. We also have a code smells tool for the backend and front end stuff. I dont remember the name, but its integrated with team foundation server. <|eor|><|sor|>Random number generator and a switch with every possible user input inside a for loop?<|eor|><|sor|>Or we can buy 1000 monkeys online along with a crate of selenium shots for them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 325 |
programmerhumor | itspaisleynotpaige | efm5iow | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." -Douglas Adams <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | irotsoma | efm2gmh | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My company is starting to use selenium for UI testing. I wonder how thatll replicate the 1000 monkeys banging on a keyboard test.
Edit: my team hasnt touched it yet, as its fairly new to the company. I assume it will be used in addition to user acceptance testing and doing some rollout beta testing, but its good to get a quick baseline of what works and what doesnt. We also have a code smells tool for the backend and front end stuff. I dont remember the name, but its integrated with team foundation server. <|eor|><|sor|>If there's one thing I learned about selenium, it's that it's an incomplete framework. Too much boilerplate and micromanaging for my taste. It leads to tests breaking too often for no good reason. I use Selenide to make it a little better. You can still do everything in Selenium, but you don't have to keep updating drivers and all of the other things that lead to maintaining tests. Tests should never break unless a requirement changes IMO. Not because Chrome updated, for example.
Also, it's really bad with more dynamic js frameworks like extjs that use dynamic naming conventions for element and class names. Make sure the application you are testing has static names for things you'll be interacting with often like the login button. Otherwise, every test will break when a new class or element is added and changes the incremental name of the thing you want to click on.
Anyway, just a couple of tips from someone who struggled through it on his own.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | root88 | efm3gwg | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ashamed to say I've done this before.<|eor|><|sor|>It's not even weird, he tried to reach out the window to pay the toll and couldn't reach it, so he opened the door to get closer. Getting the whole way out, closing the door, paying the toll, then walking around the door to open it again actually seems like more of a pain in the ass.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmerhumor | mortiphago | efm1tfx | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My company is starting to use selenium for UI testing. I wonder how thatll replicate the 1000 monkeys banging on a keyboard test.
Edit: my team hasnt touched it yet, as its fairly new to the company. I assume it will be used in addition to user acceptance testing and doing some rollout beta testing, but its good to get a quick baseline of what works and what doesnt. We also have a code smells tool for the backend and front end stuff. I dont remember the name, but its integrated with team foundation server. <|eor|><|sor|>Do you guys unit test?<|eor|><|sor|>Only if we call the whole app an unit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | Keegbear | efm4g11 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ashamed to say I've done this before.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Truest, yet most depressing thing I've read all week.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmerhumor | PaXProSe | efm3bg8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My company is starting to use selenium for UI testing. I wonder how thatll replicate the 1000 monkeys banging on a keyboard test.
Edit: my team hasnt touched it yet, as its fairly new to the company. I assume it will be used in addition to user acceptance testing and doing some rollout beta testing, but its good to get a quick baseline of what works and what doesnt. We also have a code smells tool for the backend and front end stuff. I dont remember the name, but its integrated with team foundation server. <|eor|><|sor|>If there's one thing I learned about selenium, it's that it's an incomplete framework. Too much boilerplate and micromanaging for my taste. It leads to tests breaking too often for no good reason. I use Selenide to make it a little better. You can still do everything in Selenium, but you don't have to keep updating drivers and all of the other things that lead to maintaining tests. Tests should never break unless a requirement changes IMO. Not because Chrome updated, for example.
Also, it's really bad with more dynamic js frameworks like extjs that use dynamic naming conventions for element and class names. Make sure the application you are testing has static names for things you'll be interacting with often like the login button. Otherwise, every test will break when a new class or element is added and changes the incremental name of the thing you want to click on.
Anyway, just a couple of tips from someone who struggled through it on his own.<|eor|><|sor|>As an individual who's implemented selenium in a couple of different projects you're exactly right. I ended up writing a service library that did all the boiler plate and had some creative retry logic given selenium's... brittleness.
It helped a lot, but you're right it is an incomplete solution. It is much better used as a supplement over a feature testing utility.
Which makes me kind of sad, I'd love a really good web UI testing framework that doesn't take years off of my life to use.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmerhumor | ciarfet | efmawop | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If the designed interface doesnt work, its not the users fault, its the design which doesnt account for regular human behaviour. What may seem simple to the person creating the interface can be confusing as hell to a user. Read the book, the design of everyday things by Don Norman if you want to know more about this stuff, he literally created the term UX design. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmerhumor | DerekB52 | eflyh32 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ashamed to say I've done this before.<|eor|><|sor|>I was once stuck in a situation where I was gonna need to open my door and stand up to reach the thing, cuz I was too far to the right. But my friends in the car made fun of me for being too far to the right and said I was gonna need to get out of the car. To prove them wrong, I rolled down my window, and sat on the door, without opening it. I felt a little bit clever, a little bit dumb.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmerhumor | CSThr0waway123 | efm3uh6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ashamed to say I've done this before.<|eor|><|sor|>It's not even weird, he tried to reach out the window to pay the toll and couldn't reach it, so he opened the door to get closer. Getting the whole way out, closing the door, paying the toll, then walking around the door to open it again actually seems like more of a pain in the ass.<|eor|><|sor|>Woah. I'm stupid and I thought this was a gas station and he was paying at the pump. Now that I know it's a toll station I don't think it's weird either.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmerhumor | lelouch_lamperdouche | efm6ptw | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What are you talking about? This guy is a genius. He is using the window to support his weight while accessing an interface that is too low to use comfortably while standing and too high and too far away to use from a low-sitting vehicle.<|eor|><|sor|>But the real problem is how you get back.
E: does the "force multiple pages in browser history" count?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmerhumor | gordane13 | efm6mt7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/SAMw7Pw.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ticket #84819:
Instructions unclear, body stuck in window<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmerhumor | yonaadug | rbladl | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,399 |
programmerhumor | ElSaludo | hnp7vws | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Commit message: small changes, typo fixes, destroyed all aws servers, added comments<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,524 |
programmerhumor | chinnick967 | hnpax0z | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>u/chinnick967 any comments?<|eor|><|sor|>No, why? Am I supposed to comment my code?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,758 |
programmerhumor | toxic-psyche | hnp2yun | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, we just gon keep getting AWS news from memes now, uh. So, who is this cursed dev.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,655 |
programmerhumor | Mrwebente | hnp9v1c | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Commit message: small changes, typo fixes, destroyed all aws servers, added comments<|eor|><|sor|>I imagine that was pretty much how the Facebook outage happened.
git commit -m "formatting, fixed typo in backbone config, wrote script that will take down our entire infrastructure, added comments"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,274 |
programmerhumor | Jem014 | hnpaaxa | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>u/chinnick967 any comments?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 735 |
programmerhumor | RolyPoly1320 | hnpeolv | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Commit message: small changes, typo fixes, destroyed all aws servers, added comments<|eor|><|sor|>I imagine that was pretty much how the Facebook outage happened.
git commit -m "formatting, fixed typo in backbone config, wrote script that will take down our entire infrastructure, added comments"<|eor|><|sor|>With Facebook, they updated the config on their BGP routers and it went horribly wrong. The servers were still up but nobody could access them because the routers locked everyone out and the people with physical access to them didn't know how to fix them and the people that knew how to fix them didn't have physical access to the routers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 684 |
programmerhumor | ummwut | hnpfhp3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Commit message: small changes, typo fixes, destroyed all aws servers, added comments<|eor|><|sor|>I imagine that was pretty much how the Facebook outage happened.
git commit -m "formatting, fixed typo in backbone config, wrote script that will take down our entire infrastructure, added comments"<|eor|><|sor|>With Facebook, they updated the config on their BGP routers and it went horribly wrong. The servers were still up but nobody could access them because the routers locked everyone out and the people with physical access to them didn't know how to fix them and the people that knew how to fix them didn't have physical access to the routers.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes I stare at my router and wonder for a few minutes how much longer we have until all of this collapses under the sheer weight of its own complexity. A virtual house of cards of abstractions and dependencies.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 587 |
programmerhumor | Sad_Lawyer_3960 | hnpb9ud | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>u/chinnick967 any comments?<|eor|><|sor|>No, why? Am I supposed to comment my code?<|eor|><|sor|>u/chinnick967 thx for ur comment<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 520 |
programmerhumor | wol | hnpfzqo | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love how the internet has a single point of failure. I'd talk more but too busy moving our company over to AWS for reliability.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 429 |
programmerhumor | Macluawn | hnp7q5z | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, we just gon keep getting AWS news from memes now, uh. So, who is this cursed dev.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, now its all about google calendar memes.
Get with the times, zoomer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 417 |
programmerhumor | JBHUTT09 | hnph29v | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Commit message: small changes, typo fixes, destroyed all aws servers, added comments<|eor|><|sor|>I imagine that was pretty much how the Facebook outage happened.
git commit -m "formatting, fixed typo in backbone config, wrote script that will take down our entire infrastructure, added comments"<|eor|><|sor|>With Facebook, they updated the config on their BGP routers and it went horribly wrong. The servers were still up but nobody could access them because the routers locked everyone out and the people with physical access to them didn't know how to fix them and the people that knew how to fix them didn't have physical access to the routers.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes I stare at my router and wonder for a few minutes how much longer we have until all of this collapses under the sheer weight of its own complexity. A virtual house of cards of abstractions and dependencies.<|eor|><|sor|>That countdown is a negative number.
Usually nobody notices but an overcaffeinated and underpaid admin who'll fix it before anyone notices.<|eor|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/705/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 400 |
programmerhumor | AHeroicLlama | hnpcwb5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>thatsthejoke.jpeg<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 333 |
programmerhumor | Borgh | hnpgl4t | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Commit message: small changes, typo fixes, destroyed all aws servers, added comments<|eor|><|sor|>I imagine that was pretty much how the Facebook outage happened.
git commit -m "formatting, fixed typo in backbone config, wrote script that will take down our entire infrastructure, added comments"<|eor|><|sor|>With Facebook, they updated the config on their BGP routers and it went horribly wrong. The servers were still up but nobody could access them because the routers locked everyone out and the people with physical access to them didn't know how to fix them and the people that knew how to fix them didn't have physical access to the routers.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes I stare at my router and wonder for a few minutes how much longer we have until all of this collapses under the sheer weight of its own complexity. A virtual house of cards of abstractions and dependencies.<|eor|><|sor|>That countdown is a negative number.
Usually nobody notices but an overcaffeinated and underpaid admin who'll fix it before anyone notices.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 319 |
programmerhumor | LeBaux | hnpkqsx | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>u/chinnick967 any comments?<|eor|><|sor|>No, why? Am I supposed to comment my code?<|eor|><|sor|>Programming is a waste of your potential, comedy is clearly your true calling.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 309 |
programmerhumor | lazyplayer121 | hnp1tw9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Patient Zero has been found.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
programmerhumor | KisakiS2lzYWtp | hnphk86 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Commit message: small changes, typo fixes, destroyed all aws servers, added comments<|eor|><|sor|>I imagine that was pretty much how the Facebook outage happened.
git commit -m "formatting, fixed typo in backbone config, wrote script that will take down our entire infrastructure, added comments"<|eor|><|sor|>With Facebook, they updated the config on their BGP routers and it went horribly wrong. The servers were still up but nobody could access them because the routers locked everyone out and the people with physical access to them didn't know how to fix them and the people that knew how to fix them didn't have physical access to the routers.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes I stare at my router and wonder for a few minutes how much longer we have until all of this collapses under the sheer weight of its own complexity. A virtual house of cards of abstractions and dependencies.<|eor|><|sor|>That countdown is a negative number.
Usually nobody notices but an overcaffeinated and underpaid admin who'll fix it before anyone notices.<|eor|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/705/<|eor|><|sor|>Godzilla may be king of the monsters, but if the fat lizard ever cuts the Euro-US submarine optic cables, it'll be belly up in the ocean before dawn.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
programmerhumor | dpash | hnpe6od | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>thatsthejoke.jpeg<|eor|><|sor|>There's quite a bit of /r/whoooosh ing going on by OP.
https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/rb6tdu/z/hnoubt1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | RolyPoly1320 | hnpgbtl | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Commit message: small changes, typo fixes, destroyed all aws servers, added comments<|eor|><|sor|>I imagine that was pretty much how the Facebook outage happened.
git commit -m "formatting, fixed typo in backbone config, wrote script that will take down our entire infrastructure, added comments"<|eor|><|sor|>With Facebook, they updated the config on their BGP routers and it went horribly wrong. The servers were still up but nobody could access them because the routers locked everyone out and the people with physical access to them didn't know how to fix them and the people that knew how to fix them didn't have physical access to the routers.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes I stare at my router and wonder for a few minutes how much longer we have until all of this collapses under the sheer weight of its own complexity. A virtual house of cards of abstractions and dependencies.<|eor|><|sor|>Nobody knows, all we know is that if we employ people in networking who know black magic then things just keep working.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | ratonbox | hnpj88w | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk3jvgy0p9481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love how the internet has a single point of failure. I'd talk more but too busy moving our company over to AWS for reliability.<|eor|><|sor|>It doesnt really, its just that companies dont pay for multi-region availability. A lot just went with us-east-1 as the default data center and just have everything there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
programmerhumor | jerodsanto | yic85p | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,392 |
programmerhumor | iHateRollerCoaster | iui06nm | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then once you finish you just delete everything and start again because it sucks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,555 |
programmerhumor | dagbiker | iuifm70 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Temporary solutions become permanent problems."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 639 |
programmerhumor | GargantuanCake | iuj3o59 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>// This is a disgusting hack but I can't think of any other way to do this.
// TODO - SERIOUSLY FIX THIS BEFORE IT ENDS IN TEARS
// Date - twelve years ago
// Author - some guy who left nine years ago and has since become a Buddhist monk that has taken a vow of silence<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 579 |
programmerhumor | pimezone | iui3jb3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then once you finish you just delete everything and start again because it sucks<|eor|><|sor|>We don't have time for planning. We need to get to the market as soon as possible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 568 |
programmerhumor | CynicismIsNotWisdom | iui9052 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just much a of a difference in strength does this make?<|eor|><|sor|>will cause large stress concentrations which will cause cracks. This will likely also cause thermal expansion to be uneven and cause cracks. Could be fine depending on the weight above, but definitely a weaker wall.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 480 |
programmerhumor | ShadowSlayer1441 | iui4r0q | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just much a of a difference in strength does this make?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 330 |
programmerhumor | brianl047 | iuiva62 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just much a of a difference in strength does this make?<|eor|><|sor|>will cause large stress concentrations which will cause cracks. This will likely also cause thermal expansion to be uneven and cause cracks. Could be fine depending on the weight above, but definitely a weaker wall.<|eor|><|sor|>>Could be fine
SOLD BUILD THE WHOLE THING LIKE THIS!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | ThePrankMonkey | iujrdke | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>// This is a disgusting hack but I can't think of any other way to do this.
// TODO - SERIOUSLY FIX THIS BEFORE IT ENDS IN TEARS
// Date - twelve years ago
// Author - some guy who left nine years ago and has since become a Buddhist monk that has taken a vow of silence<|eor|><|sor|>Every developer ends up insane or a farmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
programmerhumor | thegainsfairy | iuj8844 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then once you finish you just delete everything and start again because it sucks<|eor|><|sor|>We don't have time for planning. We need to get to the market as soon as possible.<|eor|><|sor|>or we have all the time in the world for planning and then it needs to be ready in 2 weeks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | wereii | iuiv3id | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>eXtreme Go Horse (XGH) Process
1. I think therefore it's not XGH. In XGH you don't think, you do the first thing that comes to your mind. There's not a second option as the first one is faster.
2. There are 3 ways of solving a problem: the right way, the wrong way and the XGH way which is exactly like the wrong one but faster. XGH is faster than any development process you know (see Axiom 14).
3. You'll always need to do more and more XGH. For every solved problem using XGH, 7 more are created. And all of them will be solved using XGH. Therefore XGH tends to the infinite.
4. XGH is completely reactive. Errors only come to exist when they appear.
5. In XGH anything goes. It solves the problem? It compiled? You commit and don't think about it anymore.
6. Always commit before updating. If things go wrong your part will always be correct and your colleagues will be the ones dealing with the problems.
7. XGH don't have schedules.
Schedules given to you by your clients are all but important. You will ALWAYS be able to implement EVERYTHING in time (even if that means accessing the DB through some crazy script).
8. Be ready to jump off when the boat starts sinking. Or blame someone else.
For people using XGH someday the boat sinks. As time passes by the system grows into a bigger monster. You better have your resume ready for when the thing comes down. Or have someone else to blame.
9. Be authentic. XGH don't follow patterns.
Write code as you may want. If it solves the problem you must commit and forget about it.
10. There's no refactoring just rework.
If things ever go wrong just use XGH to quickly solve the problem. Whenever the problem requires rewriting the whole software it's time for you to drop off before the whole thing goes down.
11. XGH is anarchic.
There's no need for a project manager. There's no owner and everyone does whatever they want when the problems and requirements appear.
12. Always believe in improvement promises.
Putting TODO comments in the code as a promise that the code will be improved later helps the XGH developer. He/She won't feel guilt for the shit he/she did. Sure there won't be no refactoring (see Axiom 10).
...
[XGH\_en.txt](https://gist.githubusercontent.com/banaslee/4147370/raw/053352ad367d4d420d839a99f6abad3a923879cb/XGH%2520-%2520en.txt)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | bottomknifeprospect | iujf82z | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Temporary solutions become permanent problems."<|eor|><|sor|>If the problem was "I don't want to see my neighbor", this is a perfectly good solution. Durable, fast, doesn't require skilled labor, cheap recycled brick, you can sell it as *disruptive* by gaslighting people they are too accustomed to bland "orthogonality", and everyone is happy.
That's what I tell the investors anyway.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmerhumor | IsolatedThinker89 | iuj6vw5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just much a of a difference in strength does this make?<|eor|><|sor|>will cause large stress concentrations which will cause cracks. This will likely also cause thermal expansion to be uneven and cause cracks. Could be fine depending on the weight above, but definitely a weaker wall.<|eor|><|sor|>>Could be fine
SOLD BUILD THE WHOLE THING LIKE THIS!<|eor|><|sor|>Found the product person.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | ThenWhyAreYouUgly | iuiu70k | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then once you finish you just delete everything and start again because it sucks<|eor|><|sor|>Do not try and write perfect code, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth... The client wanted the feature yesterday... Then you'll see that it is not the code that is imperfect, it is only yourself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | xijzi | iuj0gqh | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then once you finish you just delete everything and start again because it sucks<|eor|><|sor|>We don't have time for planning. We need to get to the market as soon as possible.<|eor|><|sor|>You either makes perfect code or you make perfect startup and that's two completely different things.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | GargantuanCake | iuk2929 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>// This is a disgusting hack but I can't think of any other way to do this.
// TODO - SERIOUSLY FIX THIS BEFORE IT ENDS IN TEARS
// Date - twelve years ago
// Author - some guy who left nine years ago and has since become a Buddhist monk that has taken a vow of silence<|eor|><|sor|>Every developer ends up insane or a farmer.<|eor|><|sor|>Why not both?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmerhumor | posting_random_thing | iujwkb8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then once you finish you just delete everything and start again because it sucks<|eor|><|sor|>We don't have time for planning. We need to get to the market as soon as possible.<|eor|><|sor|>or we have all the time in the world for planning and then it needs to be ready in 2 weeks.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly if you plan things really well you might not need that much time for actual development. What takes time is figuring out how to build stuff, if all the plans are laid and i can just implement it I'll work at least a hundred times faster.<|eor|><|sor|>And then the requirements change.
Or a feature you thought existed doesn't.
Or you ran into a scaling bottleneck you didn't know was a problem.
Or a software package you need is no longer supported
etc etc
Make a reasonable plan then run into these problems as fast as possible. Don't just sit there trying to make a perfect plan because that almost never works. Also even if you think you have the perfect plan, you will eventually forget the tradeoffs you are making and will end up hating them a few years down the line all over again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmerhumor | bullinchinastore | iujmmh2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then once you finish you just delete everything and start again because it sucks<|eor|><|sor|>We don't have time for planning. We need to get to the market as soon as possible.<|eor|><|sor|>or we have all the time in the world for planning and then it needs to be ready in 2 weeks.<|eor|><|sor|>This is generally how I have seen it play out more often than not.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmerhumor | ineyy | iuipt1i | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just much a of a difference in strength does this make?<|eor|><|sor|>will cause large stress concentrations which will cause cracks. This will likely also cause thermal expansion to be uneven and cause cracks. Could be fine depending on the weight above, but definitely a weaker wall.<|eor|><|sor|>Yup, these types of bricks are usually meant to sustain load horizontally, as they have vertical holes inside for cost-effectiveness which are useless vertically.
If those are OG full bricks it'd be better, but still bad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmerhumor | LeucanthemumVulgare | iuijhqh | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I can't think of a funny comment because this is just too real for me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
programmerhumor | billyyankNova | iuit0ts | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring this should be a breeze...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9rkrx2x285x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just much a of a difference in strength does this make?<|eor|><|sor|>I doubt this is going to be a load bearing wall. This style is called Hollywood Bond or Drunk Brick.
[https://www.stlouis.style/design/drunk-brick-hollywood-bond-clayton/](https://www.stlouis.style/design/drunk-brick-hollywood-bond-clayton/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmerhumor | Dumbledore18 | pwdjzn | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,361 |
programmerhumor | towncalledfargo | hegd334 | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computer Scientists write sorting algorithms*
*At University.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,840 |
programmerhumor | Dumbledore18 | hegdf9q | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computer Scientists write sorting algorithms*
*At University.<|eor|><|soopr|>Facts, true Chads just call .sort() without looking back<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,061 |
programmerhumor | Sir-Fluf | hege7ce | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Starting my CS course was a real shock as someone who had just self taught myself python before and never thought once to do things myself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,603 |
programmerhumor | OneTrueKingOfOOO | hego9fh | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computer scientists write a sorting algorithm once, then call mySort()<|eor|><|sor|> def mySort(myList):
return sort(myList)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,176 |
programmerhumor | ki113r116 | hegn9tp | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computer Scientists write sorting algorithms*
*At University.<|eor|><|soopr|>Facts, true Chads just call .sort() without looking back<|eoopr|><|sor|>std::sort : am I a joke to you<|eor|><|sor|>I dont use C++. Its rife with STDs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,873 |
programmerhumor | The_Avocado_Constant | hegs3g8 | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Starting my CS course was a real shock as someone who had just self taught myself python before and never thought once to do things myself.<|eor|><|sor|>I firmly believe a CS degree is much more useful in teaching you how to think through problems thoroughly than it is for teaching you how to write code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,815 |
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